2:09 Bugs do in fact not take fall damage, this is because the air resistance slows them down like a parachute :D The square-cube law is quite impactful for them.
I've heard it's because of their small size, and since less mass is being pushed on them upon impact (body weight is to smal for compression of the body) they just land and go on. But good info! Cool to know thx :)
@@calluxdoaron1903Especially small mammals like mice and squirrels, I still wouldn't trust a cat to always survive a fall from a skyscraper. Would hurt reaaal bad for em.
Oddly enough, one woman who DID take a DNA test to verify her two kids were hers during divorce proceedings got quite a surprise when the paternity was fine, but the maternal connection didn't match up. She was suspected of taking part in some kind of fraud or surrogacy scam, claiming someone else's children as her own, even though both she and her husband protested that no such thing was going on. She was pregnant with her third child at the time, so the court appointed an observer to be present during the birth and for blood samples to be taken from mother and baby immediately...and those didn't match up, either. However, a DNA test on the woman's mother confirmed a match with the infant as one would expect from a biological grandmother. Turned out that the woman had chimerism--an unborn, absorbed twin sister had "survived" in her, genetically speaking, and those alternate genes were present in her reproductive tract (a DNA test done on cells from her cervix DID match the infant), but not in her skin, hair, or blood. Look up "Lydia Fairchild" if you're curious.
Came to mention this. There's also cases of babies getting swapped at birth and such that has likely involved DNA tests, and horrifying cases of children being stolen and kidnapper pretending to be the mother. There's also stuff like babies being stolen at hospitals (was an article on abc today about a reunion in Chile of one such case, guy reunited 45 years after being stolen from his mother -- thousands of babies got stolen in Chile during a horrible time in their history), and being reunited via DNA tests :x
This story is why I wonder how many men are out there thinking their kids aren't their's, when it's actually just a case of chimerism and their sperm actually belongs to their absorbed brother.
@@hefoxed I've seen this question and response many times. The question doesn't make me lose faith in humanity but the response does. It shows a total lack of imagination, as though the person thinks that life just runs smoothly for everyone and in the same way.
The Golden Snitch sounds like something that some ancient king added to Quidditch so that his idiot son could participate in the game without getting in the way of the players that knew what they were doing.
@@genericuser984 Apparently, some turkeys have some sort of neurological disorder called tetanic torticollis spasm or TT for short. This causes them to cock their heads up and stay that way for about a minute or longer. Which is bad when it's beginning to rain. Wild turkeys ain't dumb but domestic turkeys are.
In high school, a girl in my class was distraught because her pink ribbon keychain broke. She said, "How am I supposed to support breast cancer now?" I explained that you don't actually support cancer, you support awareness or cures for cancer, and she was adamant that she did. Several times after that she got mad at me because "you don't support cancer."
Once heard a story from Virginia where a family of 5 (parents, 2 daughters, 1 son) stopped at a gas station while on a road trip and the YOUNGER DAUGHTER WAS STOLEN BY A WOMAN IN THE LADIES ROOM. The woman managed to change her clothes and buzz her hair in the three minutes that the family was separated. They found her before she even left the bathroom, and the offender walked out with some shiny new bracelets 🚔
5:47 Bro😭😭 gender neutral parenting means not assigning a gender to things and letting your child like whatever they want regardless of their gender, not trying to force your kid to only like gender neutral stuff😭😭 (please correct me if I’m wrong😅)
Exactly!! My parents raised my brother and I gender neutral before it was a common thing, not because of any ideologies they had, but because they didn't see a reason why we had to be restricted to certain types of toys if our interests lied elsewhere. We played with a lot of lego friends sets because of the lego animals, set up marble runs around the living room, walkie talkied from across the house, had nerf gun fights, and made jewelery/crystals/soap. I had no interest in dolls and he had no interest in cars. We both had a very fulfilling childhood. Anyway, the point is that if you offer your kid a range of toys and they go for the ones stereotypical of their gender (not because they were peer pressured into it either) then that should be just as celebrated as going for neutral or opposite gender toys, because its not about changing your child to be gender neutral it's about letting them follow their true interests.
i absolutely hate all this shit about forcing lgbt and equality on kids 😭😭 like im gay but i don't need to know about that as a child? and i wouldn't want that forced upon me. the amount of people i've seen who force their kids to be gender neutral, or even force them to be gay or bi.. which is.. WILD for a fucking three year old.. is disgusting. i'm all for giving kids any toys they want, not just gender-specific, but like. like, i used to have one of those toy kitchens, i did cheerleading with my sister as a toddler because i looked up to her. i'm glad my parents gave me those opportunities. they're learning experiences and kids shouldn't be locked out of those because they're too girly or masculine. but forcing things like that on kids? they don't even know what gender is?
@@TheGamingVanillite Why choose between them when you can have the best of both worlds? Like, hypothetically, I don't think the glitter bomb HAS to be filled with glitter.
@randomramen3749 Yup! Dyslexia confirmed yet again. I even paused the video because he just went too damn fast and did not even read the damn sign, and even after having read the damn sign I still thought it said Goth Clowns Only! 🤣
6:37 the plexiglass is not protecting you it is protecting the cashier who probably did a mandatory covid test before going to work at the time of taking this photo.
to be honest, in 2:45, even if it was the right figurine, she still wouldn't have been praying to budda but budai, who is supposed to be the next iteration of the budda in a long ass time.
5:02 i am genuinely amazed that the ruthe phoenix person is still ALIVE, that noise and those symptoms mean they are about to go to medical bill hell or just straight actual hell.
17:54 call me stupid, but that guy has a point. But in all seriousness, I'm surprised they never did anything involving like, the golden snitch being used for cheating, like a manipulation spell that makes it easier to catch for one person, but harder for everyone else.
@18:53 Kind of reminds me of how a gunshot victim lead to the discovery of stomach acid and it's role in digestion. Because instead of patching up the victim the doctor forced the victim to live with a hole in their gut, so random crap could be shoved in, soaked, and fluids could be extracted
@@VaazkLShortsIf you want to stop porch pirates, you need to get creative. The police won't do anything about it even with video evidence, as Mark Rober demonstrated.
@@andrewpinedo1883 Yeah, it's a sort of way to help enforce the idea of "play stupid games, win stupid prizes" in a literal way. Package thieves need the lesson more than anyone else.
Lol, 8magine someone divorces his wife over it just to find out a couple years later that the child wasn't hers either. Now that'd be a fun tv show to watch...
I hate that "The bubonic plague disappeared without a trace" post. It did not. People still catch it every year. We can just treat it with antibiotics now, so it's not as dangerous or widespread (though people DO still die). What diseases HAVE disappeared? Smallpox and Rinderpest. Ya know, the ones that had global vaccination efforts put towards their eradication.
@@Door. Something else interesting that I learned recently is that many of the people alive today from areas where the bubonic plague was worst (mainly Europe) have a genetic variation that offers partial protection against it but also increases the risk of autoimmune disease. It's kinda similar to how sickle-cell anemia rates are higher in populations that historically had to deal with more malaria (such as Africa), due to the protection sickle-cell trait (one copy of the gene instead of two) gives against the disease.
16:15 What a beautiful room layout, if it weren't for the fact my bedroom is a shoebox full of shoeboxes I'd have a layout like this, center bed and all.
2:09 actually no, their terminal velocity is too low too have any sort of pain on landing, as opposed to humans who have a much higher terminal velocity, and much lower active brain cell count.
20th birthday 30th birthday 40th birthday 50th birthday 60th birthday 70th birthday 80th birthday 90th birthday 100th birthday Or was it only the 10th that had a 0 in it? Mb broooo..
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Let’s be honest, for the first meme, everyone’s had that idea for money when we first learned about how it worked.
At least he printed it i tried to DRAW MONEY
@@gegW30At least you tried to draw money, I thought that every green piece of paper was money.
Yup. I'm pretty sure that's what the President thinks too
@@MrH.09He forgets that he's the president half the time
@@StevenCardona-t9f haha mitchikatsu had so innocent childhood
2:09 Bugs do in fact not take fall damage, this is because the air resistance slows them down like a parachute :D
The square-cube law is quite impactful for them.
I've heard it's because of their small size, and since less mass is being pushed on them upon impact (body weight is to smal for compression of the body) they just land and go on.
But good info! Cool to know thx :)
Also the part of bugs that protects them is their exoskeleton which is very light for how strong it is.
Yep, small mass and higher area of air contact leads to their inability to reach terminal velocity. Same goes for some mammals too. Like cats.
Yup
@@calluxdoaron1903Especially small mammals like mice and squirrels,
I still wouldn't trust a cat to always survive a fall from a skyscraper.
Would hurt reaaal bad for em.
Oddly enough, one woman who DID take a DNA test to verify her two kids were hers during divorce proceedings got quite a surprise when the paternity was fine, but the maternal connection didn't match up. She was suspected of taking part in some kind of fraud or surrogacy scam, claiming someone else's children as her own, even though both she and her husband protested that no such thing was going on. She was pregnant with her third child at the time, so the court appointed an observer to be present during the birth and for blood samples to be taken from mother and baby immediately...and those didn't match up, either. However, a DNA test on the woman's mother confirmed a match with the infant as one would expect from a biological grandmother. Turned out that the woman had chimerism--an unborn, absorbed twin sister had "survived" in her, genetically speaking, and those alternate genes were present in her reproductive tract (a DNA test done on cells from her cervix DID match the infant), but not in her skin, hair, or blood. Look up "Lydia Fairchild" if you're curious.
Came to mention this.
There's also cases of babies getting swapped at birth and such that has likely involved DNA tests, and horrifying cases of children being stolen and kidnapper pretending to be the mother.
There's also stuff like babies being stolen at hospitals (was an article on abc today about a reunion in Chile of one such case, guy reunited 45 years after being stolen from his mother -- thousands of babies got stolen in Chile during a horrible time in their history), and being reunited via DNA tests :x
Fascinating.
This story is why I wonder how many men are out there thinking their kids aren't their's, when it's actually just a case of chimerism and their sperm actually belongs to their absorbed brother.
Cool!
@@hefoxed I've seen this question and response many times. The question doesn't make me lose faith in humanity but the response does. It shows a total lack of imagination, as though the person thinks that life just runs smoothly for everyone and in the same way.
As someone who’s stupid all the time, I can confirm these memes are relatable and true.
The Golden Snitch sounds like something that some ancient king added to Quidditch so that his idiot son could participate in the game without getting in the way of the players that knew what they were doing.
Hahahahhah this is really underrated😂😂
Yeah honestly
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality?
@@kostaclay321 ;)
It just proves that the author didn't think anything about her world through.
as someone who is occasionally stupid, i can confirm these memes are true
Its more than occasionally isnt it
Your occasionally stupid?
yes very true
as someone who is always stupid, I can confirm this confirmation is true.
@@soggybrainy6344 yes
7:42
That is a myth. Sloths don't mistake their arms for branches and fall to their death
Same goes for turkeys drowning in the rain. That's a myth too
@@iaminsideyourwalls2021 i've never heard of that myth but i think i just took psychic damage from that stupidity. like, how would that even work?
@@genericuser984 Apparently, some turkeys have some sort of neurological disorder called tetanic torticollis spasm or TT for short. This causes them to cock their heads up and stay that way for about a minute or longer. Which is bad when it's beginning to rain. Wild turkeys ain't dumb but domestic turkeys are.
@@genericuser984 Oh yeah, this is my source
ruclips.net/video/kT-xSUlregY/видео.html&si=6J0FVPp105D7sE9X
@@iaminsideyourwalls2021 isn't that what all birds do when it hails?
1:21 - 1:25 The "Bro, you're supposed to support the awareness, not the disease 😭" made it funnier 😭✋
1:11 - 1:21 This one made me so mad bro 😭
1:57 - 2:01 Ok forget that one 😠
In high school, a girl in my class was distraught because her pink ribbon keychain broke. She said, "How am I supposed to support breast cancer now?" I explained that you don't actually support cancer, you support awareness or cures for cancer, and she was adamant that she did. Several times after that she got mad at me because "you don't support cancer."
So, I guess she wants the deadly disease to win and kill people?
Yeesh, and they say boys are stupid
Damn.. I hope that she learned that she was supporting cancer and fixed the mistake when she got older
lol Probably a language barrier. When I first read that I also got confused.
Wait in High School!?
“Wisdom has been chasing you but you are too fast”
11:00 you get rid of a few boxes, cat litter, and ruin a porch pirate’s day.
Lmaooooo
First guy's son has a bright future ahead as a government economist.
Once heard a story from Virginia where a family of 5 (parents, 2 daughters, 1 son) stopped at a gas station while on a road trip and the YOUNGER DAUGHTER WAS STOLEN BY A WOMAN IN THE LADIES ROOM. The woman managed to change her clothes and buzz her hair in the three minutes that the family was separated. They found her before she even left the bathroom, and the offender walked out with some shiny new bracelets 🚔
5:47
Bro😭😭 gender neutral parenting means not assigning a gender to things and letting your child like whatever they want regardless of their gender, not trying to force your kid to only like gender neutral stuff😭😭 (please correct me if I’m wrong😅)
Exactly!! My parents raised my brother and I gender neutral before it was a common thing, not because of any ideologies they had, but because they didn't see a reason why we had to be restricted to certain types of toys if our interests lied elsewhere. We played with a lot of lego friends sets because of the lego animals, set up marble runs around the living room, walkie talkied from across the house, had nerf gun fights, and made jewelery/crystals/soap. I had no interest in dolls and he had no interest in cars. We both had a very fulfilling childhood.
Anyway, the point is that if you offer your kid a range of toys and they go for the ones stereotypical of their gender (not because they were peer pressured into it either) then that should be just as celebrated as going for neutral or opposite gender toys, because its not about changing your child to be gender neutral it's about letting them follow their true interests.
@@ari638 As a guy, I've always lowkey loved flowers!
@@ootfan7882 I hope you can grow flowers in your home/garden
"please correct me if im wrong" this is hilarious
i absolutely hate all this shit about forcing lgbt and equality on kids 😭😭 like im gay but i don't need to know about that as a child? and i wouldn't want that forced upon me. the amount of people i've seen who force their kids to be gender neutral, or even force them to be gay or bi.. which is.. WILD for a fucking three year old.. is disgusting. i'm all for giving kids any toys they want, not just gender-specific, but like.
like, i used to have one of those toy kitchens, i did cheerleading with my sister as a toddler because i looked up to her. i'm glad my parents gave me those opportunities. they're learning experiences and kids shouldn't be locked out of those because they're too girly or masculine. but forcing things like that on kids? they don't even know what gender is?
That life hack with the Amazon box isn't much of a life hack. But imagining package thieves stealing a literal *box of shit* is hilarious.
I prefer Mark Robers Glitter bomb
@@TheGamingVanillite Why choose between them when you can have the best of both worlds? Like, hypothetically, I don't think the glitter bomb HAS to be filled with glitter.
Lol
Imagine having you skin melt off from the toxic lake and the first thing you think is, " better post this tiktok "
My great-niece slid some handmade money across her teacher’s desk . . .
“Let’s just say I don’t have any homework,” she murmured.
The plexiglass at the cashiers is to protect the cashier from the twats that go out in public while sick
8:55 guys just ignore her, she is just trying to defend her own mother
Nahhh
As a white man I can confirm race and gender existing is an idea that I perpetuate 🧐
5:33 i always read ‘goth clowns only’ no matter how much time it takes to read it 💀💀
@randomramen3749
Yup! Dyslexia confirmed yet again. I even paused the video because he just went too damn fast and did not even read the damn sign, and even after having read the damn sign I still thought it said Goth Clowns Only! 🤣
Drinking fountains got me dead💀
6:37 the plexiglass is not protecting you it is protecting the cashier who probably did a mandatory covid test before going to work at the time of taking this photo.
People are rly out here acting like they finished the entire video 1 minute after it came out
6:09
“Me is the video maker”
-CircleToonsHD
to be honest, in 2:45, even if it was the right figurine, she still wouldn't have been praying to budda but budai, who is supposed to be the next iteration of the budda in a long ass time.
"There are no accidents." Grand Master Oogway
some of these memes make me wonder how these people are still alive and roaming free.
Most of the comments make me ask the same question.
@@CaptainDCapmost of the comments are being sarcastic, so you can save your braincells
11:01
“sometimes my genius is… it’s almost frightening”
5:02 i am genuinely amazed that the ruthe phoenix person is still ALIVE, that noise and those symptoms mean they are about to go to medical bill hell
or just straight actual hell.
I thought the watermelon guy was trying to throw it at the guy outside the train at first lmao
17:54 call me stupid, but that guy has a point. But in all seriousness, I'm surprised they never did anything involving like, the golden snitch being used for cheating, like a manipulation spell that makes it easier to catch for one person, but harder for everyone else.
It’s so dumb because there is no reason to ever catch the snitch if your team is losing by more then 100
Stupid
8:38 is kinda a legit question though 💀
I think the answer is blue shirt brown pants
@@marvelmania2777 starting to think grey pants
@@marvelmania2777finally thank you 😂
Its that damn dress all over again
2:00 it's so much worse because the math isn't even right 💀
true 9 + 9 is obviously 19 and a half
@@water7962tru
Water, you're wrong 9+9 is 8. Shake my smh head.
9+9 = 21
9+9 = yes
8:14 That's BELGIUM! Both of you are donuts.
I think it’s china🤔
🇨🇳 china
🇩🇪 germany
🏴 england
🇧🇪 belgium
A fellow flag guy 🇸🇨 🇱🇨 🇿🇦
Um no, that's one of the pride flags.
@@TheWorldsLargestOven🏴☠️
12:19 this conversation makes me want to become a serial killer
0:48
That completely contradicts the entire point of being Vegan-
Yea
Thats literally a omnivore
@@revenant1994 Literally me
5:34 as a goth clown, I can... wait a minute
Lmaooooo
😂
“I took 8 and I’m fine”
“No I’m not” is the funniest one
14:13 Holy shit, it’s Soldier being schooled by Demoman
that meme where demoman shows soldier scotland then soldoer nukes it then demoman nukes america
The one about changing your zodiac sign..😂
The 'forgive me' at the end killed me.
I died at the chromosomes one💀
That lake wasn't toxic until the influencers got in it.
6:50 bro... roman numerals got me dead 🗿🤣
Never have I felt such unyielding rage like after seeing these stupid people write about their stupid thoughts.
6:24 how is it that someone replying to a stupid post also added their own stupidity to the mix?
If there was proper signage around the toxic lake, I would be more sorry for any inflatables involved rather than the people.
6:54 The plague is also still around today but not much people have it...
I love how sometimes the stupid person is just corrected by another stupid person 8:14
Nothing better than watching this while also having an argument over cars with my brother. The stupidest argument even.
14:13 YOU ARE AN ENGLISH MAN IN A DRESS
I can’t believe you’re real
Tha soldher isghghuih reap
everybody is really good at being stoopid
5:34 I actually am dyslexic, and the first time I read it I saw “Goth Clowns only”
This is the first time in a while I’ve lost this many brain cells just from listening
that first one is the type of guy to think you can fail a pregnancy test
You can but the chances are too low
Thanks for this video man. My faith in humanity was about to be restored, but you took it away again.
I like the last one. It's exactly how science works which is hilarious, dumb and fun.
amazon litter box one is if you have porch pirates. (they will steal a box of cat poop)
I approve of this idea. Fuck porch pirates.
"I call this the nutcracker"
IDC IN EVERY UNIVERSE THATS GOTTA HURT
NOT mine... keep your legs shut and pick ONE !!😉😂 Also doubles as free advice for ALL girls too !!😂🤣
@18:53 Kind of reminds me of how a gunshot victim lead to the discovery of stomach acid and it's role in digestion. Because instead of patching up the victim the doctor forced the victim to live with a hole in their gut, so random crap could be shoved in, soaked, and fluids could be extracted
SANS, I SNIFFED A SUITCASE FULL OF ORANGE PEELS, AND IM STARTING TO FEEL THE EFFECTS
As someone who has done stupid stuff
I can confirm these are some stupid memes 🧐
11:00 Vaazkl obviously doesn't live in area where package theft is common.
I was looking for someone to point this out
i get what u mean, but why would you purposely want to annoy them or troll them genuine question
@@VaazkLShorts .... are you serious?
@@VaazkLShortsIf you want to stop porch pirates, you need to get creative. The police won't do anything about it even with video evidence, as Mark Rober demonstrated.
@@andrewpinedo1883 Yeah, it's a sort of way to help enforce the idea of "play stupid games, win stupid prizes" in a literal way. Package thieves need the lesson more than anyone else.
this is the type of stuff you watch at 4 am. i love it.
I watched this at 4 am last night
it's very good, try it
4:15 When do you think she realised that there were sh*t stains in the ‘drinking fountains’
4:24 As an Arizonian we don’t calm her
Lmaooooo
😂 And probably shouldn't " calm " yourself either genius !!!
We do not, Thank you
Shes not a real Arizonan, the heat got to her brain, or froze somewhere like Flagstaff
8:14 HAHAHAHAHA YOU'RE BOTH WRONG YOU ABSOLUTE CANDLESTICKS
0:08 he has a point, i remember Dwight saying that you should mark your baby, so if its switched (by accident or otherwise) you'll know.
Lol, 8magine someone divorces his wife over it just to find out a couple years later that the child wasn't hers either. Now that'd be a fun tv show to watch...
4:30 As someone from Arizona, we do not claim her as our own.
my home country getting called england and germany just makes me think if belgium actually exists
7:00 that was roughly a third or the global population at the time
18:23 Just want to mention that Dante's sword doesn't have a sheath
Yeah. It just floats there out of sheer fear for whatever punishment Dante will give it if it were to fall to the ground.
The crosshair one is absolutely hilarious 😂
I'm literally gonna do that
@@SakorskySP
...The crosshair is client-sided, so all your spectators would see is their own crosshair.
@@CaptainDCap damn
This be more funny then my grandmothers funeral 😂
Bruh
Holy shit
@@Ace-isketstop
called FUNeral for a reason,she even gets a gRAVE
This should go in the Hold up memes compilation
0:48
Yes I hate war. Yes I'm a warmonger.
We exist.
I hate that "The bubonic plague disappeared without a trace" post. It did not. People still catch it every year. We can just treat it with antibiotics now, so it's not as dangerous or widespread (though people DO still die). What diseases HAVE disappeared? Smallpox and Rinderpest. Ya know, the ones that had global vaccination efforts put towards their eradication.
That's interesting
@@Door. Something else interesting that I learned recently is that many of the people alive today from areas where the bubonic plague was worst (mainly Europe) have a genetic variation that offers partial protection against it but also increases the risk of autoimmune disease. It's kinda similar to how sickle-cell anemia rates are higher in populations that historically had to deal with more malaria (such as Africa), due to the protection sickle-cell trait (one copy of the gene instead of two) gives against the disease.
4:41 “Lettuce pray” “Ramen”
16:15 What a beautiful room layout, if it weren't for the fact my bedroom is a shoebox full of shoeboxes I'd have a layout like this, center bed and all.
5:33 as somebody who isn't super dyslexic but slightly HOLY shit it took me like 2 minutes to read that properly
Ditto 😂😂they be effing with us ALL !!!
... i never thought that i could loose More of my faith in humanity despite having already lost it years ago.......
11:00 the porch pirates will take it and you don’t have to deal with the poop
1:40 was just sad
The joke,the reply,or the other reply?
1:58 Not only is that incorrect, the math wasn't even right
This makes me start to lose hope in humanity. Like second hand embarrassment. It hurts so much... :(
It took you this long to lose hope in humanity?
if you ever lose hope in humanity just be the change you want to see and give yourself and everyone around you at least some temporary hope
Wow, you're only starting to lose faith in humanity. I lost it years ago
If you’ve lost hope in humanity, you have simply lost hope in yourself, stop being a dumbass. Not everyone is this way. You are embarrassing yourself.
like half of these are sarcastic
15:51 that just comes to show how far video games graphics have come nowadays, people are genuinely thinking game footage/imagery is real.
7:12 This killed me in every way😂😂
sameee
same lmafao
My brother has Down syndrome which means he has an extra chromosome he’s my homie with an extra chromie
Same
5:33 I read "Goth clowns only" and I feel so bad about it lol
I thought I was the only one, and I'm not even dyslexic! *I'm not flexing on dyslexic people*
@@ootfan7882 lol
You're not alone...we ALL struggled and I'm quite proficient at reading... well I USED to be !!!🤣🤣
9:25 I feel bad that you have to read this💀
As a literal white man, I'm dying.
2:09 actually no, their terminal velocity is too low too have any sort of pain on landing, as opposed to humans who have a much higher terminal velocity, and much lower active brain cell count.
7:09 this image right here is why im ashamed of being this god forsaken fandom... that and everything else
2:04, bro, the 3 years old is speedrunning life
Lmaooooo
4:35 10th birthday
20th birthday
30th birthday
40th birthday
50th birthday
60th birthday
70th birthday
80th birthday
90th birthday
100th birthday
Or was it only the 10th that had a 0 in it? Mb broooo..
Timmy is 9
@@lonelyrblx8078too bad he’s gonna be 90 instead
@@The_lamb_saucethis actually made me laugh
Makes a joke, gets called stupid.
yea i,m stopping at 13:29 I can feel my brain losing braincell's.
4:31 i understand what they mean by "and it involves pac-man" but bruh why flat earthers neglect any form of knoledge so hard
5:34 I READ THIS AS “clown goths only” 😭
I somehow read it as Goth clowns only
@@mcs5591 I also got goth clowns gnoly.
Once I got to gnoly I realized something was wrong... but it just getting worse with each reread.
I mean, who’s stopping goth clowns from entering too?
I didn’t realize that it didn’t say “goth clowns only” until he called me dyslexic and I went back💀
5:33 goth clowns only
Im smarter than you"
"Really? How many chromosomes do you have"
"More than you..."
Lmao i spit out my Root Beer on that one
1:05 “SPEND THE NIGHT, THEN YOU’LL FIND, THERES EVIL THAT WAITS INSIDE, SPEND THE NIGHT, THEN YOU’LL FIND, THERES EVIL THAT WAITS INSIDE”
15:27 obviously that would happen, $20,00 is a lot, so it is expected that the results are accurate to reality