Dwarven Ale (Original Song)

You ever feel like you need to unwind after retrieving your hoarded gold from a greedy dragon in the mountains? Or after you've taken out the high-ranking Orc warchief? Well, this song is definitely for you. 'Tis a song about the greatest drink to be found in any tavern in all the realms!
DWARVEN ALE
The menfolk soldiers drink the finest mead they can afford
After spending all day killing Orcs, and wiping Orc blood off their swords
But here’s a drink their precious mead in comparison does it pale
The hardiest drink in all the kingdoms good old Dwarven ale!
I’ve had Elvish wine before but I felt it didn’t sit right
Barbarian’s beer I tried as well but it was a bit too light
Only the Dwarves can craft such a drink that surely never fails
Masters of forging iron and steel and the mighty Dwarven ale!
CHORUS
Hey ho Dwarven ale!
Finest in all the land!
If you try Dwarven ale,
You’ll surely understand!
Gone to the tavern to celebrate
Let’s see what they got for sale
No victory would be complete
Without some Dwarven ale!
Dwarven ale will get you drunker than any drink you’ve had by far
It’ll give you confidence you need to talk to the lass across the bar
And after tasting Orcish grog, I threw it up in a pail
The only way to get rid of the taste was with good Dwarven ale!
CHORUS
Hey ho Dwarven ale!
Finest in all the land!
If you try Dwarven ale,
You’ll surely understand!
Gone to the tavern to celebrate
Let’s see what they got for sale
No victory would be complete
Without some Dwarven ale!
Dwarven ale’s the cure if bandits burn your town to the ground
Or if demons send their chaos hordes and hell starts to rain down
If you’ve had some Dwarven ale from a mug or from a keg
You can send the monsters back to hell with their tails between their legs!!!!!
CHORUS
Hey ho Dwarven ale!
Finest in all the land!
If you try Dwarven ale,
You’ll surely understand!
Gone to the tavern to celebrate
Let’s see what they got for sale
No victory would be complete
Without some Dwarven ale!

[@adhdoug925]

How has this hidden from me and my dwarf playlist for so long?

[@fredreindljr1996]

Feel free to add this to your dwarf playlist!

[@masteridiot123]

It starts off a bit off, like its unsure what it is... but once it picks up on the third or fourth verse, it gets confident and catchy; especially once the chorus hits.

[@fredreindljr1996]

Alright. Thanks!

[@Northumbrian_Milker]

a banger

[@fredreindljr1996]

Thank you so much!

[@JoeRoganVOD]

needs more views!

[@fredreindljr1996]

Thank you so much!

[@connordempsey5129]

i sing this song in character in one of our dnd sessions. my character is a traveling tavern owner who sells dwarven ale

[@fredreindljr1996]

You do??? I'm incredibly honored to hear that!

[@royboyzero]

Surprising how small the channel is when they have such a banger of a song

[@fredreindljr1996]

Thanks, man! I appreciate it!

[@noahclaycameron]

The song was pretty fun.
I decided to checkout your channel after I saw your comment about Harrison Ford in that sword swinging scene in Indiana Jones, plus of course I like you channel name. I hope to keep checking it out!

[@fredreindljr1996]

Thanks, man!

[@UndrLvld]

Omg this is awesome man! How do you come up with this stuff?

[@fredreindljr1996]

This was an older song I'd written, about 2 years ago. I'm a huge fantasy fan so why not?

[@peterhospodar7876]

Dwarven Fortress just released non-autistic version :D I proclaim this official hymn of all my future fortresses .. Also I am stopping shaving.. :D

[@fredreindljr1996]

Well okay then! What do you mean by "non-autistic?"

[@peterhospodar7876]

@@fredreindljr1996 UI is more user friendly with their steam release :)

[@catmandont100]

styx sent me

[@fredreindljr1996]

Well alrighty then!