He played MKX and 11 and his combos were butt cheeks bad he can never do a 10 hit combo cause he's too lazy to practice combos and instead just cheese with projectiles which he's done since he's was a kid and act like he's Godlike at fighting games where in reality he sucks monkey butt.
LTG: Why you teabaggin? Me: Don't know man, maybe spamming fireballs and running away every two seconds isn't the best strategy if you want to be treated like a man.
MK1 needs to implement something for when you're up against serial rage quitters. Like banning you from online play for a specified amount of time. Because this is ridiculous
I mean you automatically lose. Better they get a quit button and lose, they gotta make it more convenient to do that cause if not you'll just get pluggers which is worse.
Idk, I feel like instead they should do what SF6 does and have a feature where you can block and report players. Surprised they don't already have that feature when they've been around for 12 years 😶
LOL, Johnny Cage is literally what LTG wants to be. Some hotshot movie star that everyone loves and admires. But Johnny has something LTG will never have. Next to legs of course. A grasp on reality.
LTG is a troll, I think everyone should know that by now. He does things, or says things, on purpose to get people to react. THAT is the definition of a troll.
At 19:37 he didn't want his cat rubbing up against his breadstick legs because he was worried the wight of a cat would snap them in 3 different places lol
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! BROO YOU RIGHT TOO, NIGGA LEGS THE SIZE OF LITERAL BARAKA BLADES SKINNY ASF!!!!💀💀💀 BRO TOO MENTALLY UNTOUCHABLE TO WORK ON EM 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
I laughed at that. It's clear that the dude is so bad, that the meat riders of his chat need to celebrate even the smallest achievement that he gets because that's the best he can do. Gets completely obliterated throw the game. The meat riders: "oh but he made a come back tho. He got compeltely destroyed and didn't win the game, but he got one round tho!!"
You can't see him, but on the first game he physically shook his head and leaned off camera in frustuation and then said "it's not that serious". Not a bit of self awareness
Reiko happens to also have the fastest throwing projectile and it does a ton of chip damage. You can just duck and miss it except the ex version which you have to block. New players don't know how to handle it so Dale abuses it. Good players know how to counter and dale doesn't know how to react because he never learned how to properly play reiko
@kay_keik7842 If Dale had to properly learn Reiko, I doubt he'd be playing him. He's literally just looking for someone to spam with without learning the character the same way he did with robocop in mk11.
Did dude... REALLY SAY HE DON'T SPAM NINJA STARS!? LOL 12:10 Also, he does the same exact thing as Melena doing that one overhead move over and over again. And the slide low over and over. 😂 Dude still has a strong hypocrisy.
Fellas if Alaina told Dale she'll get back with him if he wears a Giannis jersey for Halloween, I guarantee Dale would order that jersey on Amazon prime asap
LTG: "When I throw ninja stars, it's strategy" Sweet merciful Heavens, the sheer lack of self-awareness on this dude. I am surprised his skin don't tear itself from his skeleton out of sheer embarrassment.
“Man, where the f**k did all my life go!? I only got hit twice!” Actually, you got hit 10 times, and then you got hit 6 more times. They’re called “combos,” Dale. You should try them sometime.
They should add a hilarious cutscene where the opponent just stops moving, crosses their arm, and the player that didn't quit performs some funny fatality on them.
Does he not bother learning combos anymore? I mean I'm bad about labbing literally anything, but even I looked up combos and practiced them for a few minutes before going online. He's doing literally nothing when running and spamming projectiles fails. He presses like two buttons then runs again. What game does he think he's playing?
14:35 Johnny Cage was the champion of 90's Mortal Kombat in the live action movie with more swag than Dale ever had in his life and Johnny got the girl in the end of the movie in addition to beating Shinnok in MKX then getting the girl once again
He’ll say any high execution character is easy mode, so him saying “easy mode” is either the reverse of the actual thing, or it’s a cope when he gets freed up
“You’ll literally never see anyone do a 21 hit combo in any other MK game” has bro not played any other MK….💀
He did the same thing in 11 lol
He played MKX and 11 and his combos were butt cheeks bad he can never do a 10 hit combo cause he's too lazy to practice combos and instead just cheese with projectiles which he's done since he's was a kid and act like he's Godlike at fighting games where in reality he sucks monkey butt.
Bro facts
This dude did a 21 hit combo , this dudes doing STRINGS
the mf is delusional bro 😂
20:34 Dale is so used to losing that he almost raged quit on himself after he won the rd 😂😂
1:00
LTG: Where tf did all my life go? I only got hit twice!!!
Liu Kang: Singed by dragon fire!
Perfect. Absolute perfection.
Definitely well timed😂
Actually he got hit 16 times, one 10 hit and one 6 hit combo.
But he is a scholar, so his math skills can be forgiven (?)
@returnofmerenguespersempre6664 basic math is to hard for the prowler of lancaster
@@RevolverTheoryexcept dale's the one getting prowled LOL
LTG: Why you teabaggin?
Me: Don't know man, maybe spamming fireballs and running away every two seconds isn't the best strategy if you want to be treated like a man.
Frieza: It’s like I told you, like a bitch
Same thing I thought 😂
I mean dudes playing Reiko. Your fireballs are meant to setup your close range game. Not be your entire gameplan.
@@zxt5148 this is too much rocket science for people like LowTierBitch
Dale doesn’t even have to wash his face in the morning because he’s tears do it for him
🤣
Shit, he don't even need to shower cuz he gets washed so much in every game.
The sliding tbag lol
Legendary
😂
MK1 needs to implement something for when you're up against serial rage quitters. Like banning you from online play for a specified amount of time. Because this is ridiculous
That's why he hides in kasuals and rarely touches ranked. But yeah they need to tweak matchmaking penalties a little
Won't happen, MK never had that penalty unfortunately
I mean you automatically lose. Better they get a quit button and lose, they gotta make it more convenient to do that cause if not you'll just get pluggers which is worse.
Idk, I feel like instead they should do what SF6 does and have a feature where you can block and report players.
Surprised they don't already have that feature when they've been around for 12 years 😶
not necessary imo cuz they auto lose and the other guy auto wins. Plus the other guy get a funny quitality
Clocked. Clapped. Clipped.
Cooked.
😂
Carved
Cucked
Cucked
Crazy how hes yelling do a combo while he just spams
He considers spaming stars a combo 😂
And then when they do he bitches about them
Pretty funny how he was talking trash during a match but when someone had their mic on, he didn't say anything until the match was over.
Anyone else think it's funny Dale says there's nothing swaggy about Johnny Cage despite him being literally what Dale wishes he were?
LOL, Johnny Cage is literally what LTG wants to be. Some hotshot movie star that everyone loves and admires. But Johnny has something LTG will never have. Next to legs of course. A grasp on reality.
And having a bro like kenshi to keep him in check and knowing how to socialise to know good company in his life
Didn’t realize occasionally doing ex ninja stars when you’re spamming normal ones count as a combo 😂
What a scholar haha
LTG is a troll, I think everyone should know that by now. He does things, or says things, on purpose to get people to react. THAT is the definition of a troll.
Nah he a lolcow. But now he's starting to not care a just make money off it @@chaossector99
MK LTG is the most ragequitter version of him. The saltiest of all the LTG in all the parallel universes.
28:48 this execution is insane :O
Dale has ragequitting down to a science
One might even say it's Flawless 😅
I love your editing and your timing is always perfect! You keep Dale swinging at air😂😂😂 Keep protruding his cognitive. Robustingly😂😂
Man never fails to make a banger. The edits he uses to bleep out dale swearing be killing me 😂 let’s not forget the intros!!!
cut to precise.
@@hypnoticflower3152ayo sorry my phone was in silence mode but i totally agree with yo ass ma dawg
You don't know what to block & he's trash. Make it make sense. Spam & run away is not talent & skill.
“How many times do we have to teach you this lesson OLD MAN??!!!!” (Aggressively shakes fist in the air)
Edit- shocked he didn’t mute the guy
pool boy wilson back at it again with the most robust eviskorating gameplay ever
At 19:37 he didn't want his cat rubbing up against his breadstick legs because he was worried the wight of a cat would snap them in 3 different places lol
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! BROO YOU RIGHT TOO, NIGGA LEGS THE SIZE OF LITERAL BARAKA BLADES SKINNY ASF!!!!💀💀💀 BRO TOO MENTALLY UNTOUCHABLE TO WORK ON EM 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
I can't wait for MK to get that crossplay update.
He's gonna def quit MK1 for good lol
He was about to cry at the end, lmao.
General Shao Klapping LTG at the Final Round lol , Kut to Precise.
"I do combos. I'm not spamming projectiles its part of my gameplan"
I don't think I saw a single combo from him this entire 40 minute video.
all i heard from dale was "waaaa, they aren't playing how i want them to, waaaaa"
The sound of Johnny Cage landing a shadow kick is so hilarious too me.
Bro that second sub zero absolutely clapped his cheeks 😂
12:23 I was running kasuals the night i ran into him since i wanted to learn some other matchups lol
that game with the Mileena where he got a “comeback” according to chat looked like the Mileena player was just fishing for a brutality lmao
I laughed at that. It's clear that the dude is so bad, that the meat riders of his chat need to celebrate even the smallest achievement that he gets because that's the best he can do.
Gets completely obliterated throw the game.
The meat riders: "oh but he made a come back tho. He got compeltely destroyed and didn't win the game, but he got one round tho!!"
You can't see him, but on the first game he physically shook his head and leaned off camera in frustuation and then said "it's not that serious". Not a bit of self awareness
That sub destroyed him
Froze his azz into oblivion 😂
That Baraka was going ham 2.
Christian Dale is my favorite
I havent even played this game yet and even I know reiko isnt a zoning character WTF is LTG doing
Reiko happens to also have the fastest throwing projectile and it does a ton of chip damage. You can just duck and miss it except the ex version which you have to block. New players don't know how to handle it so Dale abuses it. Good players know how to counter and dale doesn't know how to react because he never learned how to properly play reiko
@kay_keik7842 If Dale had to properly learn Reiko, I doubt he'd be playing him. He's literally just looking for someone to spam with without learning the character the same way he did with robocop in mk11.
Wrong. Reiko has the best projectile in the game and very far-reaching normals, so he’s definitely a great zoner.
7:56 I saw Sub-Zero do a 44 hit combo in MK11
Did dude... REALLY SAY HE DON'T SPAM NINJA STARS!? LOL 12:10 Also, he does the same exact thing as Melena doing that one overhead move over and over again. And the slide low over and over. 😂 Dude still has a strong hypocrisy.
Fellas if Alaina told Dale she'll get back with him if he wears a Giannis jersey for Halloween, I guarantee Dale would order that jersey on Amazon prime asap
LTG: "When I throw ninja stars, it's strategy"
Sweet merciful Heavens, the sheer lack of self-awareness on this dude. I am surprised his skin don't tear itself from his skeleton out of sheer embarrassment.
Exactly! He does what is quite literally the most brain dead strat… and still gets completely destroyed!
Bro the subzero went in!!!
So did that baraka dude ripped off his entire life bar 😂😂
10:51
Dale went 200% there. Honestly a good comeback
3:50
Sub zero froze Dale's controller
39:01 👏👏
Bro, these thumbnails got me dyingg!!!😂😂
That SubZero was inspirational!
My mans allergic to kart wheels
"Laughing and you're not a sub" like he's not gonna ban the person out of his chat anyways!! 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
Mam got mopped the entire vid lol
Dude… Your amazing. Just going through the page and looking at the thumbnails. The creativity is off the charts 😂😂😂
7:55 👏
Bruh u killed dat intro 👏🏿🔥
Dude is at Twitchcon what cornyness will insue there i wonder 🤔
All those cringey poses he been posting to twitter
Is he gonna simp for amoranth?
I say Dale's doing it for clout. He's nearing 40 years old and need something decent to happen to make that money.
i wished someone would test him, see all that toughness he exudes during his livestreams irl
“Man, where the f**k did all my life go!? I only got hit twice!”
Actually, you got hit 10 times, and then you got hit 6 more times. They’re called “combos,” Dale. You should try them sometime.
5:21 🦆👏👏
Rage quitters should have a serious punishment,,it ruins the game for the other players
Ragequittin gives the rage quitter a loss and a win to the other player
@@kay_keik7842 does it???ive heard some people say the match goes invalid and no points is being rewarded or taken
They should add a hilarious cutscene where the opponent just stops moving, crosses their arm, and the player that didn't quit performs some funny fatality on them.
@@kay_keik7842not during ranked matches it only gives loss to player that quit
That sub zero knew Dale was going to jump 5:13
Does he not bother learning combos anymore? I mean I'm bad about labbing literally anything, but even I looked up combos and practiced them for a few minutes before going online. He's doing literally nothing when running and spamming projectiles fails. He presses like two buttons then runs again. What game does he think he's playing?
“Where did all my life go I only got hit twice” after receiving a 10 hit followed by 6 hit combo 1:00
Thumbnail 😭😭
This guys basically critiques how he gets his ass kicked😂
Kung Lao with the protrudingly gut punches and sliceable hat .
I love watching him get his ass kicked lol
he does one move over and over and then goes 'how come they are beating me' LOL
Top 3 troll channel out there
Can yu put L.A Knights Yeahhh in there one time “from wwe”
Gotcha
28 hit combo. Not possible in any other MK game. Where have you been for the past 30 years LTG?
32:49 Top Tier Human lasted less than 10 seconds
"I don't play mirror's " hahaha
5:52 this look more like harry potter than mortal kombat 😂
Props for that Shang player who actually fought him back instead of spamming projectiles as well 😖
Dale: Stop f**king spamming you worthless drone!!
*Spams shurikens*
Dale: See, when i do it it's not spam.
Stay free dale.
29:48 fuk kinda Jim Crow law is he on 😂😂
His fake name should straight up be Jim Crow instead of Dalmatian Sparrow or whatever
Literally sucks at everything, if its not serious then have fun
"room temperature IQ" I'm fucking dead 💀 how have I never heard that haha
He punishes with a grab SMH
29:48-29:53, criticizes someone's name and how he doesn't play them when he rage quits because someone is breathing is comical.
15:44 that outburst and kung laos ai don't understand your agression is spot 😁
Bro tht yuh kills me 😂😂
14:35 Johnny Cage was the champion of 90's Mortal Kombat in the live action movie with more swag than Dale ever had in his life and Johnny got the girl in the end of the movie in addition to beating Shinnok in MKX then getting the girl once again
"Damn..my controller just froze" yeah, just like Reiko did!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sqaww!
Opponent does a combo
Dale Wilson: look at the lag
Him loosing is his bread and butter fr the rage quit is the icing on the cake
35:16 Axe body spray for the win
that shao khan was robust
Every Dale Emmanuel Wilson using Reiko spam the ninja star, spam the ninja star
15:49 I don’t understand your aggression
Exactly! Even he gets it
Let the Tbagging commence 😂
10:40 Dale does the same things in every game so he has no right to complain about someone else doing it
he says the general shao player sucks but he's the one running away to spam projectiles.
Nah it's still sick work how he uses balrog as a slur
Stare slide grab repeat.
Room temperature iq span 🤣😂
Klap klap klap lol
Slap slap slap
"I don't spam ninja stars."
Thank you for providing this excellent amount of salt! My fries definitely needed some today 😋
No way bro said Subzero is easy mode😭
He’ll say any high execution character is easy mode, so him saying “easy mode” is either the reverse of the actual thing, or it’s a cope when he gets freed up
He hasn't changed one bit with his usual running away and zoning bullshit.
I don't know how many lost he was. We lost count perhaps?
I like that Tanya very nice
Room temperature IQ is ohdee lmao
i wanna see this guy fight 6arakin
Clever video title lol
33:01
😂
i love how when he get his ass whipped why this nword play like this they ding dersve to play me rage quiet