James May being iconic for 5 minutes

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  • @vishavkishore
    @vishavkishore 4 года назад +3824

    I have it on good authority that women can't resist the "hello"

  • @harrytodhunter5078
    @harrytodhunter5078 4 года назад +3921

    So much tension When he throws the rock at Jezza in Colombia

    • @onlyhuman5065
      @onlyhuman5065 4 года назад +63

      i only did this because it has so many likes and no replies

    • @air-headedaviator1805
      @air-headedaviator1805 4 года назад +195

      Honestly I’m amazed they’re still friends that some stressful shit

    • @chubskii
      @chubskii 4 года назад +5

      NO ONE TOUCH PEPE

    • @jordonboring3729
      @jordonboring3729 4 года назад +32

      @@air-headedaviator1805 they're not, the cast doesn't hangout with each other when they're not working.

    • @raconbacon
      @raconbacon 4 года назад +132

      jordon boring thats mainly because that they spend so longer together when working that they dont have much desire to be with each other when not working.

  • @him050
    @him050 4 года назад +2877

    You can tell he was genuinely fuming when he threw the rock at Jeremy’s car because he wasn’t shouting.

    • @javialex930
      @javialex930 4 года назад +162

      He doesn't need to be yelling when he is angry because everybody can see it

    • @idkwhattoputhere4695
      @idkwhattoputhere4695 4 года назад +200

      He’s honestly scary when he’s that quietly mad

    • @stabbityjoe7588
      @stabbityjoe7588 3 года назад +7

      Did he hit him in his head

    • @samhilton1134
      @samhilton1134 3 года назад +71

      Stabbity Joe He threw the rock because the bonnet could have fallen down when Clarkson hit his car whilst his head was under the bonnet

    • @spdutahraptor777
      @spdutahraptor777 2 года назад +2

      @@idkwhattoputhere4695 true, the Mozambique GT episode was another great example

  • @tobos8909
    @tobos8909 4 года назад +2217

    *A l a n d m i n e*

    • @TheGodCold
      @TheGodCold 4 года назад +21

      I cracked up far harder than I should've

    • @tobos8909
      @tobos8909 4 года назад +11

      @@TheGodCold I think the only one who didn't crack up more than they should have was jezza

    • @supernoveable
      @supernoveable 4 года назад

      Much worse than that is dog s**t.

    • @jacobbaumgardner3406
      @jacobbaumgardner3406 3 года назад

      @@TheGodCold Clarkson couldn't either.

    • @LevonBlueoak
      @LevonBlueoak 3 года назад +1

      no no, he's got a point

  • @DeathStrokeYourThrot
    @DeathStrokeYourThrot 4 года назад +989

    As a kid, Hammond was my favorite. When I was in high school, Jeremy is my favorite. Now I finally realize how funny and brilliant James is.

    • @respectedgentleman4322
      @respectedgentleman4322 3 года назад +76

      The 3 stages of life

    • @familybills2908
      @familybills2908 2 года назад +4

      James has always been my fave!

    • @thestarlightalchemist7333
      @thestarlightalchemist7333 2 года назад +8

      James and Hammond are almost tied for me, Hammond slightly beats him out. Jeremy has always been a pillock.

    • @skonky
      @skonky 2 года назад +3

      @@thestarlightalchemist7333 but it wouldn’t be the same without him

    • @MisterChenzy
      @MisterChenzy 2 года назад +16

      @@thestarlightalchemist7333 Jeremy is actually the genius behind all of the chemistry, journalist research, insanity and everything we love about the real Top Gear or The Grand Tour. But his on-camera-presenter-persona was always the one of a pillock, on purpose. In private he is known as being an overall hard working great person, father, pet owner etc.

  • @justasgriskevicius3492
    @justasgriskevicius3492 4 года назад +913

    4:56 my vocabulary when i'm at home
    4:42 my vocabulary at parties

    • @ghostofoutlaw
      @ghostofoutlaw 4 года назад +21

      As if you have ever been invited to a party.

    • @oscarmasters9307
      @oscarmasters9307 4 года назад +76

      @@ghostofoutlaw you good there, champ?

    • @lebah8555
      @lebah8555 3 года назад +8

      halo

    • @Idk6261
      @Idk6261 3 года назад +18

      @@ghostofoutlaw As if you have a hairline.

    • @ghostofoutlaw
      @ghostofoutlaw 3 года назад +3

      @@Idk6261 6-month-old comment.

  • @rockstar6790
    @rockstar6790 4 года назад +1768

    Favourite James May's moment, him shouting "Clarkson!!!!" every single time.

    • @chair5728
      @chair5728 4 года назад +1

      Andri Zulkifli Maestro best girl.

    • @denja964
      @denja964 4 года назад +2

      or him laughing

    • @acrazy834
      @acrazy834 4 года назад +5

      As an American, it had to be him saying "Cock" each time

    • @gyromane2505
      @gyromane2505 4 года назад

      you read that fanfic to no way.

  • @megtorlow
    @megtorlow 4 года назад +683

    I'd like to talk about
    *A R S E*

  • @SpaceMissile
    @SpaceMissile 3 года назад +314

    _random explosion_
    "there's only one explanation for this."
    0:37

    • @mrp111
      @mrp111 3 года назад +6

      replys "what" blandly

  • @ianwinkler5562
    @ianwinkler5562 4 года назад +5139

    When isn’t he iconic?

    • @anzaca1
      @anzaca1 4 года назад +72

      When are all three of them no iconic?

    • @hecticscone
      @hecticscone 4 года назад +20

      well its not like they could upload every episode of the grand tour and top gear all in one video!

    • @Bucket721
      @Bucket721 4 года назад +2

      On god tho

    • @barrackobama5470
      @barrackobama5470 4 года назад +8

      Food tribe is amazing for James being James

    • @nobodyneedstoknow.7308
      @nobodyneedstoknow.7308 4 года назад

      Never

  • @GabrielAugustomisterkakuna
    @GabrielAugustomisterkakuna 4 года назад +347

    Captain slow was a gift from the heavens.

  • @bobcat3665
    @bobcat3665 4 года назад +2074

    Unpopular opinion: James May would be amazing to hang out with. The best of the 3. He’s a lot like me in the respect that we both are banks of useless information

    • @subtlerooster9265
      @subtlerooster9265  4 года назад +134

      I second that

    • @janpruijser8649
      @janpruijser8649 4 года назад +170

      Correction. That’s a popular opinion.

    • @ernanipozza
      @ernanipozza 4 года назад +40

      I would pay huge amounts of cash to be in the "Our Man in Japan" travel with him.

    • @johndawhale3197
      @johndawhale3197 4 года назад +16

      There's no such thing as useless information...

    • @AndoniOlea
      @AndoniOlea 4 года назад +6

      @@ernanipozza i agree with your comment. I would absolutly like that.

  • @williambrodrick2901
    @williambrodrick2901 4 года назад +273

    1:47 James decided to play the Windows XP shutdown sound however he inconveniently bonked his head

    • @MondySpartan
      @MondySpartan 3 года назад +22

      *An error occurred while trying to shut down.*

    • @joedowle5225
      @joedowle5225 3 года назад

      I want my laptop to shut down like that!

    • @animeOfDarkness405
      @animeOfDarkness405 2 года назад +1

      @@MondySpartan there is way
      Trim youtube video online to where you wznt the clip then trim it jsmes may xp sound then convert it to wma then go to sounds thdn click on windows shutdown then insert that wma file
      If your windows 10 go personalisation by right click

  • @NICKatronMC
    @NICKatronMC 3 года назад +276

    0:22 That swift head movement after his voice cracked was actually iconic

    • @waxwinged_hound
      @waxwinged_hound 2 года назад +15

      That utter bewilderment on his face at what his voice just did gets me every time

    • @layonyatsu7203
      @layonyatsu7203 Год назад +2

      @@waxwinged_hound he always do that whenever he is weirded out and honestly it's my favorite thing about him 😂

  • @armandcobzaru9957
    @armandcobzaru9957 4 года назад +272

    Something: *blows up*
    James: CLARKSON

  • @theredguy8746
    @theredguy8746 4 года назад +180

    Legend has it that James May's "CLARKSON!!!" shout can rip a hole in the space-time continuum.

  • @hughjass42069
    @hughjass42069 3 года назад +201

    0:26 the greatest single second in television history

    • @familybills2908
      @familybills2908 2 года назад +2

      I loved that smile 🤣 COCKING

    • @layonyatsu7203
      @layonyatsu7203 Год назад +12

      The single shot of James "I know what you're thinking" face afterwards is the cherry on top lmao

  • @RobertMihoc
    @RobertMihoc 4 года назад +102

    Explaining to Jeremy how a hybrid engine works: "I can't dumb it down to your level cause I'm affraid of hights" may be the best one yet.

  • @air-headedaviator1805
    @air-headedaviator1805 4 года назад +245

    “Great News!”
    “What?!”
    Proceed to loose it with the audience 🤣 idk why it was so funny!

  • @chhavimanichoubey9437
    @chhavimanichoubey9437 4 года назад +908

    You must have included the
    "Bellow of a wild animal
    *Clarksonnnnnnnnn*
    "

    • @chhavimanichoubey9437
      @chhavimanichoubey9437 4 года назад +1

      Also James may sumimasen

    • @veryanonymous3630
      @veryanonymous3630 4 года назад +2

      @@chhavimanichoubey9437 Also a million other things. Honestly not sure you could get them all in any video

    • @chhavimanichoubey9437
      @chhavimanichoubey9437 4 года назад

      @@veryanonymous3630 man decades of footage to go through hahha

  • @Lande_n_w
    @Lande_n_w 4 года назад +111

    3:53 for your infinite enjoyment

  • @adamthea3766
    @adamthea3766 3 года назад +37

    3:14
    “How much does it weigh James?”
    “What units would you like?”
    “Tons-“
    “5”

  • @nadimnassar7094
    @nadimnassar7094 2 года назад +87

    2:27 was probably the most intense laughter they’ve ever had in the studio

    • @domt6802
      @domt6802 Год назад +1

      What ep was it?

  • @ndlang516
    @ndlang516 3 года назад +23

    2:40 "Well done James you just invented the electric train" *gates of hell open*

  • @LavenderJJ_secret
    @LavenderJJ_secret 4 года назад +64

    1:47 James: *sings Windows XP shutdown sound*
    Camera: So you have chosen... Death...

    • @ozmobozo
      @ozmobozo 3 года назад

      Some cameras run a specialized Linux kernel maybe that's the reason 😏

  • @Georgeshawwaiancousin
    @Georgeshawwaiancousin 3 года назад +68

    James: "so your driving the hearse?"
    "EXPLOSION"
    James: "CLARKSOON"

  • @olbradley
    @olbradley 3 года назад +48

    I like how everyone automatically knows Jeremy is up to something when something blows up.

  • @batastrophic9762
    @batastrophic9762 4 года назад +338

    you neglected to include the "fully-rigged, rate A1 ocean-going pillock" line from the ground force episode

  • @MichaelD8393
    @MichaelD8393 2 года назад +14

    1:57 Notice how James is saying: *"Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow"* in the same cadence as the horses moving their heads 😂

    • @Nicole19989
      @Nicole19989 Год назад

      He's always been a stickler for detail.

    • @MichaelD8393
      @MichaelD8393 Год назад

      @@Nicole19989 Right 😂

  • @adamputtergill
    @adamputtergill 4 года назад +241

    “is there anything worse than an upturned plug for treading on in the middle of the night?”
    *james raises hand*
    “A landmine”
    I’m dying

  • @Brodrich
    @Brodrich 4 года назад +21

    0:32 Jame barely flinched and the one guy nearly jumped out of his skin. I just found that entertaining how he didn't even skip a beat and started yelling at Clarkson.

    • @Erwin_Von_Heidenheim
      @Erwin_Von_Heidenheim 3 года назад +1

      Hate to break it but 70% of top gear is staged mostly by them three but the BBC has a huge part as well

    • @Brodrich
      @Brodrich 3 года назад

      ​@@Erwin_Von_Heidenheim I know but it's still funny

  • @NerosGamingHole
    @NerosGamingHole 4 года назад +459

    Hello

  • @mitchk8096
    @mitchk8096 4 года назад +38

    I love how he starts a fire with the grinder

  • @MadnessIncVP
    @MadnessIncVP 4 года назад +59

    4:07 I mean, he's not wrong.

  • @darthstanley166
    @darthstanley166 4 года назад +65

    When he says infantile pillack Jeremy's smile is identical to a child's! Priceless footage!

    • @robertoforner9075
      @robertoforner9075 4 года назад +2

      Darth Stanley Can you get more British than that? I don’t think so

  • @thegeneralissimo470
    @thegeneralissimo470 4 года назад +307

    Just lightly yeets a rock at Jeremy. Nice video. Well done, good quality.

  • @hotwire96
    @hotwire96 4 года назад +49

    ‘It’s not a kit car it’s a Lamborghini! Philistine..’

  • @ObliviousMiner
    @ObliviousMiner 4 года назад +636

    how did you miss him talking about being a bus driver?

    • @subtlerooster9265
      @subtlerooster9265  4 года назад +47

      part 2 perhaps

    • @evi5tep
      @evi5tep 4 года назад +43

      or the "you've given me the baby now get in the back".

    • @acegik7157
      @acegik7157 4 года назад +8

      Its in so many compilations im honestly tired of it, this video had a lot of great clips that i havent seen

    • @subtlerooster9265
      @subtlerooster9265  4 года назад +6

      @@acegik7157 only the finest

  • @BiRDiEHere
    @BiRDiEHere 4 года назад +28

    *When puberty hits you HARD* (0:22)

  • @GruigiTheFirst5008
    @GruigiTheFirst5008 4 года назад +67

    I love the way it transitioned from James getting crushed to James telling Jeremy to tidy up as of James just walked off getting crushed to accuse Jeremy of crushing him

  • @GeekTherapyRadio
    @GeekTherapyRadio 4 года назад +49

    0:35 Dude might have had genuine PTSD. That or everyone else was deaf.

    • @zakpizza999
      @zakpizza999 4 года назад +2

      I duck whenever I hear a loud noise
      Maybe the others aren't bothered or don't have that reaction

    • @gf1x119
      @gf1x119 4 года назад

      I do to but only when playing football cuz I think the ball is gonna fly at my head

  • @clown-cult96
    @clown-cult96 3 года назад +9

    I’ve been watching Top Gear since I was 6 and I’m absolutely LIVING for Gen Z’s newfound appreciation of this show and James May especially

  • @Pragmatic__
    @Pragmatic__ 4 года назад +113

    How much does it weigh?
    What unit would you like?
    only James would calculate the weight in both imperial and metric units

  • @Blissful_Simp
    @Blissful_Simp 4 года назад +18

    He's brilliant and so fuckin adorable, I love him🥺

  • @djsherz
    @djsherz 4 года назад +34

    I liked the "You insufferable oaf" during the USA trip.

  • @subtlerooster9265
    @subtlerooster9265  4 года назад +221

    Parts 2-4 are up now

  • @jackmcdonald8355
    @jackmcdonald8355 4 года назад +99

    2:50 H: "Is that the control for his- heheheehe" C: "Ready, steady and-" BBBBBBRRRRTTCHTTCHTTCHEKFJRJTJ M: "For God's sake. You're so unfunny."

    • @Doctor_Robert
      @Doctor_Robert 4 года назад +7

      "God above." *crashes into the Volvo*

    • @borschtisgud
      @borschtisgud 3 года назад +3

      "Is that the control for his- **wheeze** "*

  • @tahmedurrahman666
    @tahmedurrahman666 4 года назад +70

    The one were Jeremy played the speakers of his car had me dead 😂😂😂😂

    • @reececollison5101
      @reececollison5101 4 года назад +2

      I’ll never forget the first time I ever watched that episode. As soon as he pulled out the remote I knew what was coming 😂 I physically couldn’t breathe and I was in so much pain from laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣

    • @scottkelly1665
      @scottkelly1665 8 месяцев назад

      hjhkjyiyrjheejrjrgngghkittjfhfhffjf

  • @ab130
    @ab130 4 года назад +7

    James accidentally dumping seawater onto his head was possibly the hardest I’ve ever laughed watching TG/GT.

  • @Hoganply
    @Hoganply 4 года назад +6

    James's calamitous oversight with the fish tank is one of the funniest moments of TG/GT I think I've ever seen.

  • @bcb0xer
    @bcb0xer 4 года назад +20

    1:13 I screamed

  • @puttingwarheadsonforeheads9872
    @puttingwarheadsonforeheads9872 4 года назад +63

    Jeremy - something worse than an upturned plug
    James - a landmine. 4:04
    Never gets old

  • @thegodofhellfire
    @thegodofhellfire 4 года назад +28

    2:53 greatest moment in top gear history. change my mind.

  • @lil.spooky.pumpkin
    @lil.spooky.pumpkin 3 года назад +10

    0:22 I replayed that too many times

  • @mortechrome
    @mortechrome 3 года назад +5

    Thank god the BBC picked him as a presenter once upon a time or we may never have known the greatness of May.

  • @JustMartha07
    @JustMartha07 3 года назад +6

    May: Speaks with keeping his cool even when he's angry
    Also May: Throws the rock at you

  • @jcgabriel1569
    @jcgabriel1569 2 года назад +10

    That bit at 2:52, when they sabotaged James' "banging stereo for the tunes", that's a classic...

  • @thomasgilliam6395
    @thomasgilliam6395 4 года назад +12

    Great news!
    *WHAT!*
    my favorite part

  • @rufctr3
    @rufctr3 4 года назад +21

    2:05 is hilarious

  • @jordanloewen7636
    @jordanloewen7636 4 года назад +7

    4:38 “hello”

  • @kiramabel2216
    @kiramabel2216 4 года назад +2

    i can’t believe there are fan edits of james may i’m so happy

  • @sadisadihotmailcom
    @sadisadihotmailcom 4 года назад +21

    1:56 OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW

    • @Rodanhm
      @Rodanhm 4 года назад +1

      You have 1 too much. :)

  • @unoriginalthought3184
    @unoriginalthought3184 2 года назад +1

    the "i will punch your lights out" is goated

  • @justinhamilton8647
    @justinhamilton8647 3 года назад +4

    i love the fact that jeremy is so aware of james' ocd that he goes to great lengths to annoy him lmaoooo

  • @vincenthoebeke5506
    @vincenthoebeke5506 4 года назад +5

    This is amazing! That's the hardest I've laughed in a while. Thank you for this!

  • @bradleymorgan8223
    @bradleymorgan8223 Месяц назад

    "What units would you like" is perhaps the greatest question to ask

  • @mrwhoannon300
    @mrwhoannon300 4 года назад +9

    The best joke he ever told was the Peugeot joke on the news

  • @sophieholdsworth9240
    @sophieholdsworth9240 3 года назад +2

    James: *starts a fire*
    Also James *Kicks the fire*

  • @maxkennedy8075
    @maxkennedy8075 8 месяцев назад +1

    0:33 while the rest of the crew flinches at the explosion James is so used to it he just looks disappointed and annoyed

  • @dedede5586
    @dedede5586 4 года назад +2

    this is why james will always be my favorite

  • @shuabugay
    @shuabugay 4 года назад +10

    omg that voice crack!!

  • @rubymcmullen2403
    @rubymcmullen2403 3 года назад +1

    I love him sm

  • @H.K_R
    @H.K_R 3 года назад +2

    James: “aNd nOw”
    Richard: “i tHiNk iTs tHe NeWs!”

  • @showtaito1075
    @showtaito1075 2 года назад +1

    The face he made entering cocking🤣🤣🤣

  • @joedoyle3521
    @joedoyle3521 4 года назад +2

    Not him calling the police 'The fifty'

  • @pigeonliquid4910
    @pigeonliquid4910 4 года назад +9

    1:05 🤣😭

  • @afriend9428
    @afriend9428 3 года назад +1

    *The 3 are perfect with each other!*

  • @samster4044
    @samster4044 3 года назад +1

    4:12 i like how the bottle says "for legal reasons this is not vodka"

  • @germanchiller17
    @germanchiller17 4 года назад +3

    Im the 300th sub :)

  • @dentification9268
    @dentification9268 4 года назад +90

    One downvote from Jeremy Clarkson

    • @subtlerooster9265
      @subtlerooster9265  4 года назад +33

      What a pillock

    • @racehork7314
      @racehork7314 4 года назад +4

      this isn't reddit lmao you can't "downvote"

    • @BLUELEADER78
      @BLUELEADER78 4 года назад +1

      @@racehork7314, the videos you can.

    • @WillyWarby
      @WillyWarby 4 года назад

      @@racehork7314 r/woosh
      Bite me

    • @racehork7314
      @racehork7314 4 года назад +2

      William Warby how do you turn that into an r/whoosh, you don't even know the intent of the original person who wrote the comment you pillock 😂🤦‍♀️

  • @RegaDega
    @RegaDega 4 года назад +4

    Road sign: Cocking
    James: 😏

  • @penguin-IDK
    @penguin-IDK 3 года назад +3

    1:47 LMAO why is that so funny?!!?

  • @Sclumsy
    @Sclumsy 4 года назад +2

    James May is a different kind of iconic meme.

  • @maxravnaas1719
    @maxravnaas1719 2 года назад +1

    Did you bring me a fruitcake?😂😂😂😂

  • @Nick-zy6dd
    @Nick-zy6dd 4 года назад +2

    James May is a national treasure

  • @untrust2033
    @untrust2033 4 года назад +5

    Take a shot every time he says Clarkson

  • @amir0313
    @amir0313 4 года назад +27

    00:10 imagine he said that today😂😂 Man I miss those days

    • @serarthurdayne4868
      @serarthurdayne4868 4 года назад +1

      What does that mean?

    • @gf1x119
      @gf1x119 4 года назад +4

      Camp means someone who acts gay but isnt

  • @ugerwashy
    @ugerwashy 4 года назад +5

    *James goes to get a car*
    *Clarkson* : “Can you think of anyone on God’s green earth, less suited to this task?”
    *James* : *Immediately shot without hesitation*

  • @VauxhaIIOpel
    @VauxhaIIOpel 4 года назад +15

    1:23 What happened here?!

  • @SweetGrumpyTea
    @SweetGrumpyTea 3 года назад

    No matter how many times ive watched this its still amazing

  • @DonthaveausernameLOL
    @DonthaveausernameLOL 4 года назад +17

    2:18 Has he just invented the Hyperloop?

  • @283kei_GT
    @283kei_GT 3 года назад +1

    0:22 I like it.

  • @firenado4295
    @firenado4295 4 года назад +1

    *may fazes into existence *
    "hello"

  • @razor_170
    @razor_170 4 года назад +17

    4:45 - 4:54 Someone needs to explain to me how they edited that masterpiece.

    • @jimmison
      @jimmison 4 года назад +16

      Oh they didn't, they actually killed him

    • @floridaman6281
      @floridaman6281 4 года назад +10

      As soon as the door closes they cut, James gets out, and resets the scene. Then the thing falls and destroys the car. Just find a point after he gets in and before the thing falls and you could see where they cut it.

    • @gf1x119
      @gf1x119 4 года назад

      @@floridaman6281 put the doors are still moving

  • @kingvr4684
    @kingvr4684 4 года назад +1

    I need more james may voice cracks in my life

  • @Jacob-qr8pl
    @Jacob-qr8pl 4 года назад +1

    James May being iconic 7 days a week

  • @austindooley105
    @austindooley105 3 года назад +1

    3:09
    Hammonds Laugh afterwards hahaha

  • @Zeitgeist0
    @Zeitgeist0 Месяц назад

    never to be forgotten his plank walk in bolivia xD

  • @amirulashraf3840
    @amirulashraf3840 4 года назад +4

    My nadgers are getting a pummeling 😭