Nodosaurs, despite not having clubs like ankylosaurs, would probably leave you even worse off. Their armor and spikes went all the way down their tail, making it less like a hammer and more like a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire. I would give it 3 if it strikes the heart or head, but otherwise, it's a 6 as it gives you agonizing time to ponder how you got yourself into this mess. Anyone who sees a lizard crossed with a turtle and a nail board and thinks, "Let's approach it!" Probably deserved what they got.
Every time I look at Hallucigenia there's a little instinctive voice inside me that says "that guy is toxic AF." I suspect the real thing was some bright flashy colour and that those spines would dose you with venom that would not only kill you but hurt the whole time you were dying.
@@badabing3391 Venom can evolve really quickly, like in 1-2 million years, and while not easy It doesn't seem to be Extremely hard to evolve, so it's not really a crazy speculation
@@user-wl8zl5mk6u Kenya, 2013. It never got a proper paper since then, even though we have cranial and postcranial remains of multiple individuals... We know the remains are real cuz Thomas Holtz personally examined them back in 2016 ("A Daspletosaurus-sized abelisaurid", he claimed at the time). Hell, there are even casts of the complete reconstructed skull in US stores!
As someone who works with raptors, nothing scares me more than the Phorusrachids. Modern day raptors do not give a crap whether their prey is alive or not when they start eating because killing takes time, and every other predator around is looking for someone whose just made a kill to steal their food. Not to mention, they had raptor claws to do the RPR (raptor prey restraint) .... absolutely terrifying! ETA: Dromornis, despite being essentially an enourmous duck, would have been able to inflict some serious blunt force trauma with that beak.... yikes!
@@rookbirdblues no because tigers, lions, and wolves go for the immediate kill from the throat. They dont just start eating the victim alive, generally.
i fucking hate how some people actually think sauropods would not use their tails as whips because "it would hurt themselves" like there are literally lizards that will remove their tails completely but some torn muscles is unbelievable? these people need to understand that in the face of death literally every other option is infinitely better.
I remember they suggested that diplodocus probably never did use its tail or any saurpod that is similar to dipolo. Because the firce needed to smack predators could shatter the tail. Idk if there is new research on that says otherwise. But ik this is outdated or at least i think it still is.
Well said I agree with you those people are irrelevant like wtf injure itself by defending against threats what is next an elephant will hurt his trunk while striking it against a predator? Those people are dumb it shows they underestimate the power of animals big iguanadonts hadrosaurus used their massive powerful tail to defend themselves as well very most likely because of course they could my personal theory I believe some megatheropods used their massive tails as a weapon to fight their own kind for territory or mating most of them have powerful tails
It’s like those people who’re like “be careful on this (dead) guy’s chest when doing CPR”. Like bro, the guy is literally dead! A harmfully strong CPR is infinitely better than leaving the guy dead not to hurt his chest.
10:39 I’m happy that the Haast Eagle was mentioned! It’s one of my favorite extinct animals, and definitely would have been an amazing and terrifying animal to encounter in real life. An 8 out of 10 rating is appropriate, and I’d argue an even higher rating wouldn’t be out of the question. A 40 pound eagle slamming down on you at high speeds while slashing away with their giant talons sounds like a horrible way to go. Moa and the first humans of New Zealand would probably give it a 10 out of 10 on the pain scale.
I wonder if Ankylosaurus listens to Miley Cyrus when it swings its tail against a Rex. Also, we should be thankful Hallucigenia isn't of kaiju proportions and has the ability to summon an army of giants- oh wait Enjoyed this one, Viv. Hope post graduation midlife crisis has been treating ya well.
2:48 To be frank most megatheropod bites would have instantly killed or at least disabled/overpowered most animals close to their size or a bit larger. Having your throat or vital organs ripped out isn’t any slower of a death than having your windpipe crushed.
While this is NOT my favorite weapon it's legitimately a valid tactic for predators. Poisonous and/or infectious bites. Dying of Septic shock (you literally see,feel, and smell yourself being decomposed alive) I suspect that might be the first 10. Megalania or it's living cousin Komodo Dragons hunt this way.
Dude, I just read your short story about the Shipbreaker. It was fantastic! It definitely had my heart rate elevated haha. The twist at the end was pretty sweet, too. I look forward to other stories set in this universe. Just out of curiosity, what kind of species was the Shipbreaker?
This was great! I'd love if this was a continued series, as there are plenty more amazing prehistoric weapons to highlight. Maybe the next could feature hooves of giant ungulates and hadrosaurs? Getting trampled or donkey kicked by a multi ton Edmontosaurus or Bramatherium would not be a good way to go.
Gotta love how movies feature people being bitten halfway down the torso by a tyrannosaur, only to thrash around and panic before being torn apart further. Even if they didn't use all their bite force, I highly doubt a tyrannosaur wouldn't snap your spine with that bite. With jaws that powerful, and likely being used to small prey being quick prey, the tyrannosaur would want to grip hard and quick, ensuring their snack doesn't wiggle free (or, if it does, it's too injured to run).
I loveed this video, it’s so interesting the many different weapons and defences that prehistoric creatures used. Thank you for making a vid on this :)
t-rex had a narrow head compared to most theropods, this results in the t-rex's bite being more powerful than any other land predator for the most part
Hooves.Most hadrosaurs.Imagine getting pummeled by a angry mama Mia or back kick in the stomach by a barsboldia and just laying there immobile and lacerations across your stomach causing you to bleed out
Historic writings of man-eating bears have depicted the serial killing bears just knocking down their victim, eat the inside of their thighs or similarly, for a 'smash&grab' kind of action. In 16th century Norway, some of the victims survived just long enough to tell the tale, hours later. Partially eaten, while alive and conscious, knowing you will die, but sometime later? Yikes.
That could be interesting! It would certainly be difficult to adapt to an area where the dominant mesopredators and apex were all much faster, but it may be able to survive if it focuses on small, slower prey.
I know it's not a weapon per se, but I think a mention of how some prehistoric animals used speed to hunt and how fast they could have gone could have been nice. Either way it was a cool, fun video. Keep the good work ;)
I wonder if Tyrannosaurids killed some small headed ankylosaurs by crushing the skull ? I could Allosaurs doing the same to stegosaurs, who are notoriously small headed.
Were some of these artworks really necessary? It’s almost as bad as that one I saw where a Stegosaurus swung it’s thagomizer right into an Allosaurus’ willie!
I am also making a story with prehistoric animals in it, and their weaponry is truly no joke. Everyone who underestimates these animals gets the brutal lesson
One thing I'd hate to die from is slowly being bit to death by smaller prehistoric animals (tiny raptors, ice age wolves, etc.) because watching these somewhat weak yet determined creatures slowly bite at me from multiple angles would be agony
Other Extinct animals that can turn a human into a past tense: Chalicotherium Embolotherium Megacerops Yutyrannus Deinotherium Basilosaurus Megaloceros Deinocheirus Titanoboa Megalania Thylacoleo Daeodon Styracosaurus
I dunno. While the icthyosaurs have strong bites at the back, their long jaws would decrease that power exponentially and their teeth were pretty small kinda like spinosaurs so they're gnash and stab while forking you down their gullet. Compared to the huge pegs of pliosaurs or the triple death row of a mosasaur that'd probably be a much worse way to die.
I guess insta death in case of a surprise attack for most, since if you had a chance to react, it would probably scale to 5+ most the list, also counting it's just one n not a group tearing you apart while you try to react from the first attack, I'm taking the adrenaline rush in mind, if we don't count then I would say 7+ instead
To be honest, I' rather put either a 3 or 6 due to the fact that first, we know haast eagle actuly hunted moas due to the traces on a moa's pelvis, which proves it was capable of damaging bones while attacking a prey, second, its talons were the size of tiger's claws and third, raptors tend to attack high parts on their targets, wich means a haast eagle attack would have either ended in an almost instantly fatal head injury ; due to the eagle's momentum, the impact on the ground, and the tiger claws-sized talons possibly even piercing the skull, putting on a 3, or by piercing/crushing the rib cage respectively due the talons and to the momentum.
Thank you. I addition, I have heard a terror bird such as phorussrachos or titanis could have been able to split a human skull open with its beak. If terror birds used their beaks like a pickaxe to kill preys, I would personally put such an attack between 3 ; if we ignore the gory details and if it aims well enough to damage the stem brain ; and 7 or 8 if it doesn't aim well and if we take the gory details into account.
Putting Aectodus Simus at a 4 makes me doubt the entire list; *Bears eat you while you are ALIVE, they don't kill you or wait.* Once they've pacified you (mauled you to weakness) its feeding time. Do you think the mega version is going to wait or kill you first? Its just stronger.
Rhizodus is a good fit for the teeth and beaks category with its 22cm fangs it would have used to impale other lobe-finned fish and amphibians with before devouring them. Stratodus is another good fit for the category since its what you get when you take a lizardfish and give it characteristics if an elasmosaurid, a sawfish, and a billfish essentially allowing it to sneak up on schools of fish and thrash the heck out of them with its tooth cover jaws.
R.e. the rhinos: there was an old study that inferred the behavior of fossil rhinos based on their skull morphology. The author doubted that Elasmotherium's horn was a good weapon due to its placement and the shape of the occipital region (Mazza & dal Socio, 1993). As for Coelodonta, the nasal horn was very laterally compressed and had a blunt tip. Cave art suggests it was indeed used for fights, but puncture on Coelodonta skulls are conical, not laterally compressed. This suggests the shorter, but stout conical horn on the frontal bone (behind the nasal horn) was the main weapon for piercing the faces of rivals (Guthrie, 2005). Both could probably just ram a person and instantly kill them.
Sauropod necks would be a good weapon because they would just hit you in the face and then you would be dead or body so I can imagine sauropod using its neck against an allosaurus in the allosauruses having a concussion or broken ribs
@@TheVividen yeah deinosuchus and Purrusaurus would have been the most powerful prehistoric crocodilians ever miles. Sarcosuchus was just a fish eater, but also hunted small dinosaurs and it also had a week bite force probably
I would honestly give Pachyrhinosaurus a higher score, assuming it’s not against Brick wall that is. It would leave you with multiple broken bones and internal bleeding and ruptured vital organs, leaving you for a slow, painful, agonizing death.
What's your favorite natural weapon from prehistory?
Hmmm, proboscis....
Because getting slurped up like a McDonalds shake sounds like a horrible way to die.
The boss, because pachyrhinosaurus was the goat
Spino
The hack and slash slice and dice tail of Gastonia!
Probably Carcharadontosaurus, specifically the juveniles. That would be terrifying.
Nodosaurs, despite not having clubs like ankylosaurs, would probably leave you even worse off.
Their armor and spikes went all the way down their tail, making it less like a hammer and more like a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire. I would give it 3 if it strikes the heart or head, but otherwise, it's a 6 as it gives you agonizing time to ponder how you got yourself into this mess.
Anyone who sees a lizard crossed with a turtle and a nail board and thinks, "Let's approach it!" Probably deserved what they got.
Exactly! That's why I gave Gastonia a 7--I would not want to mess with it!
My favourite natural weapon: a Dryosaurus with a Peacemaker
Terrifying
Ofc a gw2 guy says that
I like the Dino that's in infinite time
How did crazy Dave get a hold of them??
😂 I gotta get me one of those and a Drakeoraptor
Lmfao, even them wildly firing while running would be an insane defense
(Crunch!) T-Rex screams in agony as the tribe's horn goes straight through both of its eyes-
Freeze frame- 'Dumb Ways to Die' chorus starts playing
Cringe AF comment
Ive always been looking for a video that goes into detail how certain prehistoric animals would absolutely curb stomp a human. Thanks! You delivered.
Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it!
Every time I look at Hallucigenia there's a little instinctive voice inside me that says "that guy is toxic AF." I suspect the real thing was some bright flashy colour and that those spines would dose you with venom that would not only kill you but hurt the whole time you were dying.
That makes a lot of sense!
The real danger coming from Hallucigenia is the fact that it can turn normal people into titans.
this is so old i wonder if such evolutionary adaptation would have even existed
@@badabing3391 Venom can evolve really quickly, like in 1-2 million years, and while not easy It doesn't seem to be Extremely hard to evolve, so it's not really a crazy speculation
Anything but Eurypterids, man… I can feel the agony of my chordate ancestors suffering at the claws of the arthropod oppressors.
Same 😶 but I also have to admit how cool eurypterids are...
Imagine been shot by a human sized pistol shrimp
Instant atomization
Basically a Hakai but in real life
Sounds like a fallout monster
A video about "Titanovenator", the largest abelisaurid ever discovered, and why it wasnt described to this day would be sick
Since when was it discovered?!
@@user-wl8zl5mk6u Kenya, 2013. It never got a proper paper since then, even though we have cranial and postcranial remains of multiple individuals... We know the remains are real cuz Thomas Holtz personally examined them back in 2016 ("A Daspletosaurus-sized abelisaurid", he claimed at the time). Hell, there are even casts of the complete reconstructed skull in US stores!
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As someone who works with raptors, nothing scares me more than the Phorusrachids. Modern day raptors do not give a crap whether their prey is alive or not when they start eating because killing takes time, and every other predator around is looking for someone whose just made a kill to steal their food. Not to mention, they had raptor claws to do the RPR (raptor prey restraint) .... absolutely terrifying!
ETA: Dromornis, despite being essentially an enourmous duck, would have been able to inflict some serious blunt force trauma with that beak.... yikes!
Bears do that too
@@srobeck77Any apex/high level predator in a healthy diverse echosystem will. There will always be competition for fresh kills!
@@rookbirdblues no because tigers, lions, and wolves go for the immediate kill from the throat. They dont just start eating the victim alive, generally.
@@srobeck77 As do wild dogs! And I think hyaenas as well
i fucking hate how some people actually think sauropods would not use their tails as whips because "it would hurt themselves"
like there are literally lizards that will remove their tails completely but some torn muscles is unbelievable?
these people need to understand that in the face of death literally every other option is infinitely better.
It never made any sense to me honestly
I remember they suggested that diplodocus probably never did use its tail or any saurpod that is similar to dipolo. Because the firce needed to smack predators could shatter the tail.
Idk if there is new research on that says otherwise. But ik this is outdated or at least i think it still is.
Well said I agree with you those people are irrelevant like wtf injure itself by defending against threats what is next an elephant will hurt his trunk while striking it against a predator? Those people are dumb it shows they underestimate the power of animals big iguanadonts hadrosaurus used their massive powerful tail to defend themselves as well very most likely because of course they could my personal theory I believe some megatheropods used their massive tails as a weapon to fight their own kind for territory or mating most of them have powerful tails
It’s like those people who’re like “be careful on this (dead) guy’s chest when doing CPR”. Like bro, the guy is literally dead! A harmfully strong CPR is infinitely better than leaving the guy dead not to hurt his chest.
have you seen the new study saying that rex was 70% larger yet again?
I have! I actually made a community post addressing some common misunderstandings about the study.
@@TheVividen ah thats good to hear!
10:39 I’m happy that the Haast Eagle was mentioned! It’s one of my favorite extinct animals, and definitely would have been an amazing and terrifying animal to encounter in real life. An 8 out of 10 rating is appropriate, and I’d argue an even higher rating wouldn’t be out of the question. A 40 pound eagle slamming down on you at high speeds while slashing away with their giant talons sounds like a horrible way to go. Moa and the first humans of New Zealand would probably give it a 10 out of 10 on the pain scale.
It would be a terrible way to die!
Extinctzoo and Vividen post at the same time? Awesome!
Man a collab would be so fun
I wonder if Ankylosaurus listens to Miley Cyrus when it swings its tail against a Rex.
Also, we should be thankful Hallucigenia isn't of kaiju proportions and has the ability to summon an army of giants- oh wait
Enjoyed this one, Viv. Hope post graduation midlife crisis has been treating ya well.
The worst way to die is when you're still alive when they begin to eat you.....
2:48 To be frank most megatheropod bites would have instantly killed or at least disabled/overpowered most animals close to their size or a bit larger. Having your throat or vital organs ripped out isn’t any slower of a death than having your windpipe crushed.
Imagine Giant Snakes
Slowly Suffocating and crushing and if some how you even managed to live through that then you get swallowed and slowly Digested
Being digested would dwarf a crucifixion by like 10 times.
While this is NOT my favorite weapon it's legitimately a valid tactic for predators. Poisonous and/or infectious bites.
Dying of Septic shock (you literally see,feel, and smell yourself being decomposed alive) I suspect that might be the first 10. Megalania or it's living cousin Komodo Dragons hunt this way.
I'm so glad you mentioned Sea Monsters with Nigel Marvin because that show will forever remain close to my heart
Dude, I just read your short story about the Shipbreaker. It was fantastic! It definitely had my heart rate elevated haha. The twist at the end was pretty sweet, too. I look forward to other stories set in this universe. Just out of curiosity, what kind of species was the Shipbreaker?
If the short faced bear kills like a grisly or polar bear then it would just begin eating while standing on you.
That's an 8 !
Goji-Center: *Writing down ideas for next Goriest Ways to die*
Their new video was pretty great!
Welcome to hydrolic press channel. Today we have gone back in time and tamed a tyrannosaurus rex so we can test it’s bite force. Here we go!
It's crunch time!
Hast’s eagle deserves a 10 or 11. That’s horrifying.
This was great! I'd love if this was a continued series, as there are plenty more amazing prehistoric weapons to highlight. Maybe the next could feature hooves of giant ungulates and hadrosaurs? Getting trampled or donkey kicked by a multi ton Edmontosaurus or Bramatherium would not be a good way to go.
Either one of those would hurt quite a bit!
Shout out to the camera man that took all these photos, he had to take a picture of all these animals and travel back in time
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Really cameramen are super humans.
This was cracking good stuff. More of this sort of stuff please.
Love your content, keep up the good work.
Thank you! I appreciate you and your support.
Still boggles my mind thinking that these creatures used to wander the earth. Super interesting
I could only imagine getting speared by anything with long claws and getting ripped apart while being impaled by a megaraptoran
I can tell you had a lot of fun with this one.
It was honestly a blast!
Dear god you AND ExtinctZoo? Same day? Nice
Gotta love how movies feature people being bitten halfway down the torso by a tyrannosaur, only to thrash around and panic before being torn apart further. Even if they didn't use all their bite force, I highly doubt a tyrannosaur wouldn't snap your spine with that bite. With jaws that powerful, and likely being used to small prey being quick prey, the tyrannosaur would want to grip hard and quick, ensuring their snack doesn't wiggle free (or, if it does, it's too injured to run).
I loveed this video, it’s so interesting the many different weapons and defences that prehistoric creatures used. Thank you for making a vid on this :)
"You'd explode before feeling too much pain." Oh, good! I was worried there for a second. 😂
But not to fear! Near-instant death is here!
"Getting your skull crushed by trauma Big Bird is at least a 6 😂"
Instant subscribe
That thumbnail does Ceratosaurus dirty. Still Good Job on The Video! :)
Thank you! I love Cerato but Stegosaurus is no respecter of persons 😞
@@TheVividen honestly I wanna know where you got the art, that's metal AF
You didn’t mention the Titanosaur being able to pancake you to the ground with its feet.
Well its practically a instakill so its a mercy kill
my sleep-deprived brain just read the text on the thumbnail as "WORST DATE IDEAS" and for a split second i just thought "yeah, that looks pretty bad".
t-rex had a narrow head compared to most theropods, this results in the t-rex's bite being more powerful than any other land predator for the most part
my favourite natural weapon:carnotaurus with long and actually useful arms
Hooves.Most hadrosaurs.Imagine getting pummeled by a angry mama Mia or back kick in the stomach by a barsboldia and just laying there immobile and lacerations across your stomach causing you to bleed out
Historic writings of man-eating bears have depicted the serial killing bears just knocking down their victim, eat the inside of their thighs or similarly, for a 'smash&grab' kind of action. In 16th century Norway, some of the victims survived just long enough to tell the tale, hours later. Partially eaten, while alive and conscious, knowing you will die, but sometime later? Yikes.
Idea: Could Postosuchus survive Hell Creek
That could be interesting! It would certainly be difficult to adapt to an area where the dominant mesopredators and apex were all much faster, but it may be able to survive if it focuses on small, slower prey.
I had...no idea Helicoprion was so stinkin huge. I was thinking like ratfish/chimera sized.
That's mindblowing!
I always think it's like mako shark sized, but the biggest specimen is MASSIVE. Crazy critter.
Imagine getting blasted into little meat chunks by a massive Sauropod that decided you were just too annoying to live.
You made some great references this episode. Salad Fingers and the grizzly bear decapitating a moose in one hit myth; I didn't expect those lol
Swallowed hole? Thats a bad way yo go
Stegosaurus taking a walk while having half of a ceratosaurus stuck on the tip of its tail and having a pterosaur eating off of the dead corpse
I know it's not a weapon per se, but I think a mention of how some prehistoric animals used speed to hunt and how fast they could have gone could have been nice.
Either way it was a cool, fun video. Keep the good work ;)
That would be cool!
Utahraptor was a triple threat. The foot and hand claws and it's jaws with razor sharp teeth.
A terrifying animal!
The Xiphactinus “fish inside a fish” fossil is from the museum from the town I was born in. It’s so cool seeing be featured in a video. 7:17
I was randomly thinking about trex bite force today when driving around. Thanks for the video!
You're welcome!
Hullucigenia almost ended humanity with an army of titans
Real
I wonder if Tyrannosaurids killed some small headed ankylosaurs by crushing the skull ? I could Allosaurs doing the same to stegosaurs, who are notoriously small headed.
We do have evidence of a Tarchia dying from the aftereffects of a large tyrannosaur bite on the skull!
You forgot carnotaurus
Were some of these artworks really necessary? It’s almost as bad as that one I saw where a Stegosaurus swung it’s thagomizer right into an Allosaurus’ willie!
Ah yes, the Wyoming Crotch Shot. Terrible way to go.
Ah yes, the Thagomizer. Ol' Thag had a bad day that time...😅
Tully monster looks like something start outta spore
primeval mentioned 🥲
What a great show
I miss that show.
I am also making a story with prehistoric animals in it, and their weaponry is truly no joke. Everyone who underestimates these animals gets the brutal lesson
Perfect, I need a new book!!
Fav weapon=Stegosaurus aiming for the balls.
One thing I'd hate to die from is slowly being bit to death by smaller prehistoric animals (tiny raptors, ice age wolves, etc.) because watching these somewhat weak yet determined creatures slowly bite at me from multiple angles would be agony
Getting step on by a giant Sauropod is dope
Other Extinct animals that can turn a human into a past tense:
Chalicotherium
Embolotherium
Megacerops
Yutyrannus
Deinotherium
Basilosaurus
Megaloceros
Deinocheirus
Titanoboa
Megalania
Thylacoleo
Daeodon
Styracosaurus
Basically all ceratopsians and stegosaurids
I dunno. While the icthyosaurs have strong bites at the back, their long jaws would decrease that power exponentially and their teeth were pretty small kinda like spinosaurs so they're gnash and stab while forking you down their gullet. Compared to the huge pegs of pliosaurs or the triple death row of a mosasaur that'd probably be a much worse way to die.
I feel bad for that Giga in the thumbnail
That thumbnail is crazy
What, no mention of the sawing shovel-tusks of Gompotheres?
I guess insta death in case of a surprise attack for most, since if you had a chance to react, it would probably scale to 5+ most the list, also counting it's just one n not a group tearing you apart while you try to react from the first attack, I'm taking the adrenaline rush in mind, if we don't count then I would say 7+ instead
A kick from an Edmontosaurus or any hadrosaur above 6 tons would send a human flying
Intense Pain or Instant Death are the only two outcomes when these ultimate weapons are put into action
Did the Dunky have bones in its eyes? All skull fossils always have this round bony eye in them...how armoured was that fish.?
To be honest, I' rather put either a 3 or 6 due to the fact that first, we know haast eagle actuly hunted moas due to the traces on a moa's pelvis, which proves it was capable of damaging bones while attacking a prey, second, its talons were the size of tiger's claws and third, raptors tend to attack high parts on their targets, wich means a haast eagle attack would have either ended in an almost instantly fatal head injury ; due to the eagle's momentum, the impact on the ground, and the tiger claws-sized talons possibly even piercing the skull, putting on a 3, or by piercing/crushing the rib cage respectively due the talons and to the momentum.
That's a really good point!
Thank you. I addition, I have heard a terror bird such as phorussrachos or titanis could have been able to split a human skull open with its beak. If terror birds used their beaks like a pickaxe to kill preys, I would personally put such an attack between 3 ; if we ignore the gory details and if it aims well enough to damage the stem brain ; and 7 or 8 if it doesn't aim well and if we take the gory details into account.
That was brilliant ❤
Putting Aectodus Simus at a 4 makes me doubt the entire list; *Bears eat you while you are ALIVE, they don't kill you or wait.* Once they've pacified you (mauled you to weakness) its feeding time.
Do you think the mega version is going to wait or kill you first? Its just stronger.
Downloaded Shipbreaker seem like an interesting concept.
Rhizodus is a good fit for the teeth and beaks category with its 22cm fangs it would have used to impale other lobe-finned fish and amphibians with before devouring them. Stratodus is another good fit for the category since its what you get when you take a lizardfish and give it characteristics if an elasmosaurid, a sawfish, and a billfish essentially allowing it to sneak up on schools of fish and thrash the heck out of them with its tooth cover jaws.
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R.e. the rhinos: there was an old study that inferred the behavior of fossil rhinos based on their skull morphology. The author doubted that Elasmotherium's horn was a good weapon due to its placement and the shape of the occipital region (Mazza & dal Socio, 1993). As for Coelodonta, the nasal horn was very laterally compressed and had a blunt tip. Cave art suggests it was indeed used for fights, but puncture on Coelodonta skulls are conical, not laterally compressed. This suggests the shorter, but stout conical horn on the frontal bone (behind the nasal horn) was the main weapon for piercing the faces of rivals (Guthrie, 2005). Both could probably just ram a person and instantly kill them.
Awesome! Thank you for the additional information!
For me, if Jurassic Fight Club did anything right, is show us not to mess with a Gastonia, remember what happened to that Utah boy
Would any venomous prehistoric animals be considered close to a 10?
You forgot the gigantic centipeds
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According to some research, the strike of an ankylo's tail club didn't break bones, it feckin' PULVERIZED them.
Ankylosaurids are so cool 😭
I love how you make some jokes to spice it up.
I’m surprised you never mentioned rizodus during the teeth section
Can a saurapod use its neck like giraffes I wonder?
If spino used its claws or arms it would stab right through a human skull or send a human flying due to the massive swing force
ARK player: yeah I know this creature
"Now for something completely different"
Why was I expecting a giant rabbit?
Sauropod necks would be a good weapon because they would just hit you in the face and then you would be dead or body so I can imagine sauropod using its neck against an allosaurus in the allosauruses having a concussion or broken ribs
Can you make a video about if the Deathclaw (Fallout) could survive in Jurassic Park/World?
no
Already done .
@@snakeinabox7220 By who?
@@luukzilla1519 madly mezasoic .
@@snakeinabox7220 He was putting the Deathclaw up against real life Dinosaurs while i'm talking about the ones from Jurassic Park
Yellowstone Hyperpredator lol. Reddit has this guys number...
An easy 10 is those ants from walking with beast that ate the chick. Absolute nightmare fuel
It’s amazing that the prehistoric crocodilians, Purrusaurus, and deinosuchus had stronger bite. Force then tyrannosaurus.
Pretty crazy! I'm not aware of any bite force calculations of Sarcosuchus, but Deino and Puru were monsters.
@@TheVividen yeah deinosuchus and Purrusaurus would have been the most powerful prehistoric crocodilians ever miles. Sarcosuchus was just a fish eater, but also hunted small dinosaurs and it also had a week bite force probably
I would honestly give Pachyrhinosaurus a higher score, assuming it’s not against Brick wall that is. It would leave you with multiple broken bones and internal bleeding and ruptured vital organs, leaving you for a slow, painful, agonizing death.
That's a good point!