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Clip from Season 7, Episode 6 "Trying" - Jake and Amy work an uncrackable case while Holt adjusts to a new beat.
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"Brooklyn Nine-Nine" follows the exploits of hilarious Det. Jake Peralta (Andy Samberg) and his stoically ever-professional captain, Raymond Holt (Andre Braugher), along with their diverse, lovable colleagues as they police the NYPD's 99th Precinct. In this final season of the series, Jake and the squad must try to balance their personal lives and their professional lives over the course of a very difficult year.
Rounding out the ensemble is Sgt. Amy Santiago (Melissa Fumera), who has a passion for organization and a weakness for dork dancing; Lt. Terry Jeffords (Terry Crews), a mountain of a man whose most powerful muscle is his sweetheart; Jake's best friend and human puppy dog, Det. Charles Boyle (Joe Lo Truglio); and the incredibly secretive, tough-as-nails Rosa Diaz (Stephanie Beatriz). Also part of the Nine-Nine are veteran officers Det. Scully (Joel McKinnon Miller) and Det. Hitchcock (Dirk Blocker), whose only skill as police officers is their ability to make a passable pot of coffee.
Created by Emmy Award-winning writer/producers Dan Goor and Michael Schur, "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" won the 2014 Golden Globe Awards for Best Television Series - Comedy or Musical and Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series - Comedy or Musical (Samberg). Emmy winner Braugher earned four Emmy nominations for Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series for his role as Capt. Holt.
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Honestly, shoutout to B99 for shedding light on trauma many young men and women experience. Wario does cheat and therefore, he is the worst.
Lololololol! The fertility struggles definitely pale in the relatability factor when compared to the ubiquitous battle raged by humankind against with Wario.
Yeah it sucks
This is why I never play against Wario
Amen
🤣🤣🤣
I like how it took Holt 3 months to finally avoid the trashbag
@@paulwaltersheherfeministvl521 That may be. But this is RUclips, not Youtub.
@@paulwaltersheherfeministvl521 If you're the most famous person on youtube then I'm the King of Norway
@@water5210 ALL HAIL THE KING
but only a few days to learn some Russian XD
@@water5210 Deres Majestet
I do like that they pointed out how difficult it can be for some couples, but the stress surrounding the scheduling and such can actually make it even harder to conceive
Yup, that's the ironic part for sure. They do all these things to improve the odds and decrease stress, only to end up getting stressed out by trying to keep to the schedule. Then they likely stop trying so hard and she'll get pregnant!
I heard of a woman who went from zero to six kids in the span of like two years because of this. If I recall correctly, she’d been trying to get pregnant for a long time, gave up, and applied to adopt. She adopted two or three kids that I think were siblings, then shortly after became pregnant with triplets. Not long after she gave birth she got pregnant again with twins or triplets. It’s funny how these things play out sometimes
Also microplastics
Dude seriously. It's like, as soon as a schedule gets broken out, you've already shot yourself in the foot
@@dot9523 Okay, you heard this story about a woman. So, you don’t know this woman personally. Your story isn’t as credible since the source is questionable but alright
The best part of this whole video was Captain Holt--learning a new language, training that dog, stopping before the guy throws out the trash.
I agree, obviously the focus on Jake and Amy trying to have a baby is good, but I really like seeing Holt slowly build up a relationship with the coffee lady and the dog
And just stopping for that trash bag took him the longest😂
Montage
Officer* Holt
I don't know why he did not give that guy a ticket. Throwing trash at people has to be illegal, right? Hahaha
"I'm just saying that Wario cheats... It's a.. stupid game" Andy's delivery of that line is absolutely impeccable.
TRUE!
It came straight from the heart
@@thoro1932 from my experiences its peach who always cheats
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Gotta love how conceiving works:
"Want kids?"
"Nope"
"Well, now you've got em"
"Want kids?"
"Yeah"
"Too bad"
Not sure what will ahppen when we try for our second baby. I dont want another and my wife wants one.
@@harrismazari5484 compromise. Adopt.
@@koenigseggdubstep9837 I have already suggested that we should go for an adoption (because the world is already overpopulated)
@@harrismazari5484 Overpopulated ? Ok Bill Gates. Start with yourself. Selfish asshat
@@benjaminpadilla1464 agreed adopting is probably the most selfish thing one can do. You should definitely reproduce we need more high IQ people like you on the planet.
I LOVE the fast recap of Holt getting his street known
I love that he learned a new language before he learned to avoid the garbage bag.
The pills falling out of Jake's mouth makes me laugh every time
So gullible, cuz nothing funny about it 🤷🏻♂️
@@chickenchopper6207 Gullible is the wrong word here.
Btw. over 2,3K people also think it's funny.
@@chickenchopper6207 learn what gullible means before u say it
you’re pretty easy to make laugh
@@King_SPL Sometimes that is true.
it’s crazy how some people genuinely have to plan out and work so hard to get pregnant like this meanwhile others it just happens by accident and it’s almost always the people who want it the most that have the hardest time and the ones who want it the least that have the easiest time. oh the irony of life
Literally. I was conceived even with birth control and protection was involved😂
@@lando1224 there's like literally 0.01% chance of that happening bro.........either that or someone messed with the protection and birth control.
@@ahnaftahmid7811 yeah dude it’s crazy 😂 could be right maybe crappy protection or something
@@lando1224 That's some intense determination lol
@@lando1224 All it takes is a safety pin in a condom.
Tbh, it’s tough. I sympathize w/Amy & Jake. Took almost a year for my wife & me for child #1, and we’re luckier than a lot of people. We didn’t go quite as scheduling crazy as Amy, but we did calendar it out, and watch what we ate, and I did change to boxers. It was work, but sooo worth it. Love this show & the realism within the humor. Very relatable.
I know of a couple that did all that for literal years to no success and now they have two! As corny as it sounds I think sometimes nature influences us. It’s kind of how like people who don’t want to lead are normally the best to lead. The parents that try and try (in my life experience and opinion) tend to be the best parents. Committed to having a wholesome, loving and caring family. Congrats to you two!
I know couples so stressed that they broke up and divorced bc of no kid. Very difficult thing to be in
Did you call it "ud" too?
year and a half inclusive of three miscarriages. my daughter is the most amazing thing in my life.
@@rajkdeo that is super tough! Soo glad to hear that your struggles eventually turned into a treasure 💖.
In 3 months Holt learned a new language and trained a dog based on a single encounter each day... and yet he just barely managed to avoid a bag of trash.
Was like 5 actually going off the calendar.
Tbh, as someone with autism, that's the best metaphor of what autism is lmao.
@@shoyuramenoff real
Amy loves charts, files, lamination, BINDER more than anything else 😂😂
Next comes Nicotine and Jake!!
i like how nicotine comes first💀
This amy would have been better for Sheldon
In that order.
AND numbers!
@@herecomeslightning6068 numbers can’t give you a child, Amy
Amy had me in 0.5 seconds 😂
The thumbnail of this video had me cause it reminded me of the video
real 😊
Jake: "No more nachos? Even if they are in a novelty baseball helmet?"
Amy: "No!"
Jake: "Woah... this is serious."
Jake's man-child reasoning always gets me . Ahahahhaha!
Unironically using the term 'man child' in 2022.
@@glados4765 you are still using the word "unironically"? Man, you are streets behind.
@@glados4765 I fail to understand your problem with the term man-child. I would love to be enlightened by your wisdom of the time.
@@glados4765 whats wrong with the term man-child? It describes jake’s personality
@@glados4765 Unironically trying to call someone’s language outdated is ironically outdated
"swallow 35 vitamins each" I mean I guess that's one way to set the mood 😂👍
Amy undoes one button...
"You named them Claire!" is one of my favourite things of that entire season 😂
How is that the point anyway in that conversation.
For all that didn’t know, she was actually pregnant in this episode and this was the way they were trying to work it into the script
Gotta admit, gave us a little baby faced Jake Jr. So I’m not complaining…
Amy : "Also no more video games because the cause stress and raise your heart rate"
Jake : "More stress the being a police officer"
Amy : " Jake I have seen you play Mario party"
Jake : "WARIO CHEATS"
I’m just saying that Wario cheats…stupid game…
League of legends can do that
that is a fantastic transcription of what the characters said in the video clip
To be fair, mario party is a high stress inducing game. I speak from facts and watching others
@@svsps I was going to write that but it was just too long
un-related but "YOU NAMED THEM CLAIRE" is my favorite thing rosas ever said right next two "what kind of woman doesnt have an ax"
I love how Holt slowly has a thicker outfit with a puffer coat and then a hat, and he gets friendlier with thee dog and learns Russian
I like how the guinea pigs are somehow related to Jake and Amy trying to have a baby.
It’s a contrast, very intentional writing wise, this entire episode has an overarching idea of fertility powering it. The Guinea pigs are incredibly fertile, which provides narrative contrast to Jake and Amy’s lack of luck.
Holt's perfect timing, Rosa and Boyle's crazy baby situation and Jake and Amy's struggling to even have one baby and do it at the right time. The writers of this show are geniuses.
Holt learning Russian language and training the dog was actually hilarious. Man had a GOAL
His russian isn't bad tho
The delivery of "WARIO CHEATS!!!!" with the abrupt cut back got me good.
Love the running joke of Jake having trouble whenever he plays against Wario.😂
Also, wow that’s a lot of Guinea pigs.😮
Holt’s Russian accent is so funny and cute!
How you doing Nareh
Agreed.
i like how accurate they got it for a lot of couples when it comes to baby making, especially with a partner with OCD
I love this scene and all the alternating storylines. It's paced so perfectly.
Jake and Amy's plot was great but Charles and Rosa with all the Claire guinea pigs was so funny, I was choking watching them 😂😂😂
Love the subtle detail of them just defaulting to "uhd" the more tired they get
This is a perfect representation of how you shouldn’t overplan/overthink things and let things organically happen.
Getting pregnant is really hard for some people, and they *have* to try to track ovulation, take their temperature daily and boost their chances in all kinds of ways-- like the man switching to looser underwear or even looser pants.
The stress of it all can throw a wrench into the works, yes...but the couples who do this stuff irl aren't just "overthinking it""....in general they have already been more casually "trying" for a year or two, and doctors advise them to be more deliberate and careful.
Some of them have already gone through a barrage of tests to determine if all the internal equipment is working correctly (mostly pretty simple if you're a man but some are more challenging and less pleasant as a woman)
And it really can be hard for them to jump through all these fiery hoops, and then see other people conceive while barely trying.
@@melissasaint3283 I can imagine that the actual scientific process is quite complex with the scheduling and everything and honestly props to women for even going through any of that because as a dude, no thanks. If of course I was in a relationship that is going through the process of trying I’m on full support mode 😂.
My original comment wasn’t trying to mock them for doing it by the book, I was simply stating that people who overthink things barely see results rather the two people who hooked up got pregnant just on a whim. Call it irony
@@KingNORTH2020 Not being stressed out is definitely very important!...But it often has more to do with overall health, age and body chemistry.
For an example of the later, we now know that some of the time, a woman's body will essentially help block pregnancy from occuring because her immune system doesn't like something about his DNA...
If so, they will have to boost their chances a lot to get past the goalie.
Other times, they're not genetically very compatible, and the rates of pregnancy are lower/chances of early miscarriage are higher,possibly because their chances of producing a child with a series genetic/congenital problem are higher.
And if either of them has a series autoimmune issue, it needs to be diagnosed and treated. That can make things a lot harder.
But stress can definitely contribute. It's not uncommon for couples who tried very hard for years to conceive later when they're not trying, and the overall stress in their lives is lower... sometimes when they've adopted or are fostering a child!
@@melissasaint3283 stress to me is one of the worst things that blocks someone’s natural systems. So I can definitely see that being a huge problem in getting pregnant.
I gotta know now are you a nurse, doctor, or have you or someone you’ve known gotten pregnant because you seem to be a Wikipedia page of knowledge on the matter and I love it 😄
@@melissasaint3283 That happened to me I think. I remember saying "Let's give up for now" and then finding out I was pregnant about a month later haha!
Thanks for not giving up, Mom & Dad, love you both!
Lolol
Why the name Mac though? You came up with that?
@@mareezy jake and amy did?
@@Aukejorrit oooo ok. That's what I was wondering. Thank u for letting me know
@@mareezy short for McClane
0:48 always makes me laugh
The "Stop, hammer time" is honestly extremely fun lol
I will miss that show so much.
I Imagine a spin-off where we follow Jake's life as a father at home. ☺️
I will pay good money to see that
Family nine nine
Or a special where old mafiosos take over his neighborhood and has to go full die hard.
Me too 🥹
My experience is the less you try to get pregnant, the more likely it happens. My wife was told that, due to her PCOS, it was unlikely that we would be able to conceive. So we adopted a dog. Then we moved to a new city and bought a house. Then she got pregnant - BAM - just like that and without any warning. Five years later, just as we started the process for adopting a human child (0/10 would NOT recommend), she got pregnant again! So, to recap, my wife couldn't get pregnant, and now we have two children and five grandchildren.
tf is this npc comment
I have PCOS and this just gave me hope.
@@herpderpnarwhals1996 Not only that, but our younger daughter has the same condition as her mom, just not as bad. She had a daughter two years ago, my third granddaughter. She and her husband discussed having more children. My daughter wanted two more, SIL wanted only one more. Not an argument, just a discussion. Then my daughter got pregnant. Yayyyy! Everyone's happy.
Four weeks ago, she gave birth to my TWIN grandsons. Her doctor said that the PCOS likely contributed to her releasing two eggs simultaneously and both getting fertilized and therefore - fraternal twins. So, no. Don't give up hope. I wish you the best. (And yes, my daughter is deliriously happy. Or that could be the lack of sleep!)
Why would you not recommend adopting a child??
Thank you! Listening to your story just made my day! I was recently diagnosed too and the doctors had the same verdict.
Hoping to get deliriously happy someday (Irregardless of the sleep or lack thereof) 😅
Amy had me in 0.25 seconds.
as a new yorker im effing CRACKING UP at "stupid bloomberg and his soda ban" 😭😂
WARIO CHEATS!!!
Captain Holt living his routine like Bill Murray in Groundhog Day.
1:26 bruh as a russian I didn't expect to hear russian language 😂😂😂 we stan
2:47 HOLT SPEAKING RUSSIAN IS SOMETHING I DIDN'T KNOW I NEEDED
It’s so strange, there are people who can’t stop having children on accident, and people who can’t seem to purposely have them.
“Despite the absurdity of his circumstance, one must imagine Holt happy.”
-Albert Camus, “The Myth of Holt”
Rest in peace, Andre Braugher.
3:22 makes me LOL every time! 🤣
Has to be the quickest time of someone trying to suduc3 someone 😂. Jake got turned on in less than a second
“I’ve seen you play Mario Party”
In his defense…
0:47 Not only this is how Jake Peralta plays Mario Party, but I think this is also how Andy Samburg plays any Mario game when he loses. 😅
Andy Samberg could've been a good option for playing mario
We need a compilation of all Amy loses it a Scully and/or Hitchcock
Thanks to great editing, this shows comedic timing is on point!
Holt adapting to his surroundings is my favorite thing
“Faucet’s on, let’s UD”
the only thing is i honestly think holt knows Russian but still hilarious
That ending gets me everytime 😂
I can only wonder why I'm not surprised Cpt. Holt learned a new language to at least conversational level to talk with a lady he meets once in his whole day.
0:24
Amy: Well you can always shorten it to U.D. or *UD*
Jake(In the deepest voice imaginable): Yeah, I don’t wanna do that.
Lol
This is a true thing young couples should know. The more the woman gets stressed with conceiving, the harder it can get. That's the real reason why, as a family member, you should stop asking "when is the baby coming". If they dont want one right now, you'll just be annoying; if they are actually trying unsuccesfully, you can make things worse
Ok you’re literally blaming fertility issues on women’s feelings. That is unscientific, untrue, and sexist. Folks we got a RUclips comments hat trick right here.
@@theanadevine he is right stress can make it harder
Wario does cheat though…
Is the Holt street scene supposed to remind us of the 80s game Paperboy? Because the way the dog jumps out and that guy yelled "Sorry!" and even the music seems similar, it's cracking me up!
So let’s just say this was me for the last 18 months. Scheduling, seeing doctors, avoiding alcohol etc just so i could conceive and it didn’t freaking work😂
I almost thought maybe I wasn’t meant to have kids and kinda just went back to my old habits only for the misses to tell me (just last week) that she’s six weeks pregnant😂😂😂
Imagine, after 18 failed months of stress and frustration, i honestly genuinely get how Amy feels. To make matters worse, everyone around me kept having babies and I’m even the Godparent of a few but thankfully, I’m about to have mine and all i can say is that I’m thankful.
Update:
She’s 14 weeks and 4 days gone.
Congrats, that's quite the journey you had.
I’m crying 😂 he really putt all those vitamins in his mouth lol.
"Its you, my toothless Cinderella"
I LOVE this episode
What episode
"you named them Claire" is still one of my top 5 jokes in B99, even though it is so simple and stupid...
Still mad at the fact they didn't end b99 on season 9 episode 9.
"Let's UD."
You don't get much sexier than that.
Amy had me in 0.2 seconds
Captain Holt speaking Russian is gold
Oh! He’s saying ‘Wario cheats!’ I always thought he was saying ‘Wario Jeez!’
Many people are mentioning how it's weird that people trying struggle and those that don't want don't. The main reason is because of age. The older you are, which is typically when people start planning to have kids, the harder it is because fertility rates drop dramatically. Meanwhile the age where most people are the most unstable is ironically the most fertile years of their life. It's one of those things that really point out how different life is in the modern era than they naturally were while we were just starting.
Jake: " urgh Amy, I'm not some faucet you can just turn on and off, you gotta romance me"
Amy undoes the top shirt button
Jake: "alright let's Uud"
On a more serious note, it's good that they address how difficult it is for young couples trying to become parents
This is relatable. The ladies have apps to calculate some of these intangibles. Nice job Andy Sandberg .
Jake's recurring hatred towards Wario will never not be funny
As a Russian I really respect captain holts character actually saying the words properly, not a lot of actors do that so it sounds like they are mumbling
This was such a good show! One of my favorites! I miss it!
Rip Capital Holt😔
Amy pointing out how Mario party stresses Jake out reminded me of most of Poofsure's videos.
Jake seems like what luke from Modern Family would be, if he were a detective.
how he mumbles on mario is just comedic genius
RIP CAPTAIN HOLT
I would have thought Amy would have learnt the lesson of trying "way too hard" before this point but..... there you go.
I guess that’s just Amy Santiago
Sorry, but Amy undoing one button and Jake going "faucet's on, let's UD" is VERY VERY mood.
The key to getting pregnant is not stressing yourself out and changing routines, because that’s what will cause hormonal changes, which could make it harder to conceive.
bro the most replayed part is when amy unbuttons her shirt 💀
"WARIO CHEATS!"
"I'm just saying...Wario cheats...stupid game..."
XD!
I never noticed that Jake is wearing the a Megan Rapinoe jersey, AND since it's a four star jersey, it means it was after the 2019 World Cup Championship....and since it doesn't have the blue collar, it's before the 2020 redesign. That indicates this shirt was bought between July 2019, and March 2020 :)
RIP Captain Holt.
"Stop….Hammer time!"……😂😂😂😂
As soon as you stop "trying" it happens lol
This show will always be hilarious and also true . When you want a kid it's like the universe is like "nah"
After 3 years of trying my lady and I had our son , but it was a rough try .
YOU NAMED THEM CLAIRE!!!
This is why Boil is my favorite!!!
Having had to go through this exact scenario a year ago (worked out we love our twins!). Its very realistic, you absolutely will question your wife if she thinks you're just a machine who can turn it on at the drop of a hat. The anwser by the way is yes, yes you can.
Yeah turning on is easy, but finishing the job under pressure is not, at least for many.
No matter howmany time I watch i don't get over of it
"Uterine deposit"😂😂😂😂
Love how chaotic this episode is
this whole scene is great
This thumbnail made me click the video in 0.5 seconds.
The trick to get pregnant in one go- do not intend to get pregnant.
The part about the 0.5 seconds was so factual I thought I was watching a documentary!
With lots of references I think I can say if u wanna get pregnant, just don't take conceiving seriously and go with the flow of life, honestly it works best. The more u stress about getting pregnant the more it's gonna be harder