Meeting a Ghost in My New House [M4A] [Male x Ghost Listener] [Wind] [Paranormal] [Audio RP]
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- Опубликовано: 9 фев 2025
- I just bought a new house. It's a little old and a bit creepy. As I look about. I fine that it's former owner still lives there.
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If you are seeing this -
I want you to know -
You are kind
You are clever
You are beautiful
You are perfect
You are you
Don’t let anyone bring you down
[M4A] [Male x Ghost Listener] [Wind] [Paranormal] [Audio RP]
Haunted? I have lived here for over 136 years and haven't noticed anything strange
🤣🤣🤣
I see what you did there
It took me seconded to realise the joke I’m disappointed in my own intelligence
I think you're strange. (Don't take that literally, I am just adding to the joke)
Ikr we've been here ever sense we got shot by that ex of yours
**him thinking he's alone in the house**
Ghost standing in the corner wondering what the fuck he's doing in it's house: 🧍🏿♂️
im crying with laughter🤣
“Jonathan, I thought I told you to stop letting strangers in the house.” ‘0-0’
*"Bruh..."*
Hahahahahah😂 I'm dead by this comment
Him:"I'm sure there'd be someone who would hire a ghost."
Me:"Hauntings start at $8.99."
I’m gonna be rich! 💵💵
Him : finally I can be alone
Ghost: HeY SiStErS
♪┌|∵|┘♪
Him:AHHHH-
BRUH I CAN HEAR THIS LMFAO-
Now, everyone, we gotta be quiet, someone shut the doors, imma steal food, someone else take the silverware, someone knock over things, 2 people make items float, and someone throw things at them!
@@Dumbazz_gold-lolz Ill knock over stuff!
“First pizza then exorcist”
And you just lost your phone privileges again
Him: Not your house
Me: I fucking died here, therefore I own it
I helped *build* the damn thing
So by that logic it's still mine
Dragon: "Well, it's a old house..probably drafty."
Meanwhile the wind in the back ground: *IQJEMKSKAKWKDFB-*
*dori mei~*
“…then an exorcist”
NONONONONONO WE DONT HAVE TO DO THAT 😃
Ghost: "wait wait wait lemme tell you something LEMME ME TELL YOU SOMETHING "
Ok,
*You just lost phone privileges*
Him:" show yourself or ill call the authorities."
Me:" Im a ghost. Who will they bring the Ghostbusters. Just deal with it."
AHAHAGAHSH
Him: first the pizza
Me: hell yea
him: then an exorcist
me: EXUSE ME WHAT!?
He is so chill considering there's a freaking ghost in his house that EATS PIZZA.
“I’m finally gonna live alone…and no one is gonna mess with my stuff…”
…
*Now this looks like a job for me-*
SO EVERYBODY JUST FOLLOW MEEE
'Cause we need a little, controversy…
Cuz it feels so empty without me
Now, everyone, we gotta be quiet, someone shut the doors, imma steal food, someone else take the silverware, someone knock over things, 2 people make items float, and someone throw things at them!
I got the doors, what yall choosin'?
Him: we're I can be alone and no one will mess with my stuff
My dead ass: yeah naa that's not gonna happen (brakes a cup)
Oh! You cheeky little ghostly.
@@septemberdragonaudio indeed
Me: *breaks all of his stuff that’s glass and rips some stuff* adios imma go back to eating my sushi
"I broke your glass, that's a bummer. *You gonna feed me or what?*
(Breaks a cup cat style)
Them:"But first, pizza...then an exorcist"
Me:"Wait, wait, wait we can talk about this!!!"
I want pizza too
“…then an exorcist.” JOKES ON YOU I’M PROTESTANT NOT CATHOLIC!
Im a atheist. So call him i liked to sniff the smoke of burned sage.
So yay
AND JOKES ON YOU, I'M WITH ASSEMBLIES OF GOD, NOT PROTESTANT!!
@@samgeissel8513
same sis/bro/idfk
“Show yourself! Or I’ll call the authorities!” sir I don’t think you can arrest a ghost🌝
Who they gonna call. The Ghostbusters
@venus WHO YOU ( NOT ) GONNA CALL?
My first thought when he said that was ‘Call the ghost busters’ 😂
"Yeah," *Smirks* "good luck with that"
Pippity Poppity, your house is now my property, and always has been.
HIm: nobody will mess with my stuff
Us: Are u sure about that :)
my thoughts excatly
That one meme
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT
"What is that noise? Why does sound like footsteps..?"
Me: Oh s- Oh s- Oh s-
Me: Hello~!
Him: "Jaj jsjs-"
Me: oop-
^_________^
Ghost: 'Oh c'mon, I'm not that bad'.
Him; so reveal yourself… also him; please..?..
“Ah, finally, my own home. Where I can be alone and no one’s gonna mess with my stuff.”
Me: _mhm, we’ll see._
Now, everyone, we gotta be quiet, someone shut the doors, imma steal food, someone else take the silverware, someone knock over things, 2 people make items float, and someone throw things at them!
We will seee *throws books off the shelves*
@@Dumbazz_gold-lolz I already called dibs on the snacks!
But I guess I could throw things too, sounds fun
Him: and then an exorcist.
Me: wait wut??
Him : show yourself
I thought of Frozen 2 when he said that
Same though 🤣
AAAHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHH
"Im finally going to be alone, and no-one is gonna mess with my stuff"
That's my queue to enter his life and mess with his stuff
*Smirks* yeah, about that...
*That same night at 3 Am*
*Loud footsteps*
"Oh hey. Yeah im dead. dont worry im just gonna grab some chips and return to the attic, do NOT go in the attic by the way. You'll wake the others."
Allow me to introduce myself
For real
My first thought as well
Him: Finally, I can be alone, and no one will mess with my stuff
Me: *chaotic mode activated*
"Im gonna be alone and nobodys gonna mess with my stuff"
I deadass had a cheeky grin cause i mess with peoples stuff all the time
me: I can't wait to scare him
Him: barely jumps*
Me: I've waited a century to scare someone and you just ruined my fun 😤
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@septemberdragonaudio I love your audios, literally got hooked on them this morning, keep up the good work ✨✨✨
Him: show yourself!
Me: annyeong haseyo~ 👋😃
I can hear this omg
Howdy pardner
Him: Ima order a pizza
Me: It’s a me Mario
Him: YEEE AHH
Me: HEHHEHEHE
1:02
Me:so who gonna tell him?
I will. I'm good at letting people know. I once told itadori he's adopted.
This ghost sounds like me like just like me
Oh? 🤔
I can just imagine the listener screaming at him asking him who he is and slowly realizing that he can't hear them. THEN the creepy stuff starts to happen.
Him: of course I’m not scared of you
Me: ._. Then what’s my purpose of being here anymore
"Finally, my own home. Where I can be alone-"
Us: I'm about to ruin his whole career
Him:"it's my house now. I bought it."
The listener: "And I built the damn thing."
Amazing audio btw I loved it ❤❤
Thank you 🐉🤗
Ghosts can own property ya' know!
what if the stereotype of ghosts going "ooooooooooooo" all the time is just them hearing human gossip and remembering some of it in bits of conversation they hear?
At 1:09 I cackled cause I ll I could think of was “WHO SUMMONED ME?!” 🤣🤣
*demonic screem*
*Screm.mp4*
Him: *Thinking nothing will mess with his stuff*
Me: *nudges cup of the table end* Nope couldn’t be me
I feel like if I were a ghost in this situation, I'd just be mildly annoying as hell
Me behind him while he gets settled in: *floating around and eating shushi I stole and some ramen*
My ghost friend: *messing with him*
Technically... The men who sold you the house...stole the ghost house (I say they stole because apparently the original owner did not agree With the sale of the house, and because they "live" there) and you bought it, you bought something stolen, so... It is not your house
(and so they continued to argue all afternoon)
Plot twist:when it was midnight and when we were asleep the person who stole the house k#lled us-
i love the fact that he wasnt even scared about a ghost in his house XD
I'm too dumb to be scared.
@@septemberdragonaudio XD same honestly but to be honest i love paranormal so yea XD
Dam he be trying to get rid of us with an exercist if u had a ghost I would be calling sam and colby
"I here footsteps"
Hahahaha funny joke it's me walking on my hands because I am tired of walking on my feet in my afterlife
He's so calm about it
I'm always calm.
@@septemberdragonaudio same brother 🙂
when he said "then a exorcist" I thought of eddievr being a exorcist and yelled "I'm gonna meet Eddie?!" T-T im a idiot
Him: nobody will mess with my stuff
Me: so you have chosen...
*D e a t h* ..
4 words *This is so underrated*
🐉❤🤗
I would be a ghost….with paws..why? Because cat.
Potential sleep over:
Person:ayo look who fell asleep first
The Guy:prank him ghost
Me:yeah
Poor soul:*mentaly chuckles* im in danger
I love the fact that he doesn’t cuss like all the other ones (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤
"You're gonna be an expensive room mate"
Me: "I ain't going to be cheap, I got standards"
Him: I can be alone and no one will mess with my stuff
Me: **You done fvcked up**
Him: "I'm gonna call the authorities!"
me: pfft! on a ghost 🤣!?
My ghost ass:hi dude
This little ghosty is totally my vibe, the fun mischievous charm they have.. i love them so much lmao
Ya it's times like this where if I have seen a horror movie this is where I say "I should move out" 🙃
But honestly a ghost roomate don't sound so bad as long as they don't haunt me i'm fine
*he really has not seen a horror movie before huh*😑🤚
Him: "I bought it my house."
Me: "I haunt it, my house."
Loved listening to this! Keep up the good work!
Him saying what kind of pizza he’s going to get.
Me: Can we get cheesy bread as well🥺
I have not had any in like what 100 years now?
Absolutely 💯
No, not an exorcist. I thought you liked having a room-mate...
Him : I don't think in the contract it said anything about a ghost roommate!
Me: well too bad because I'm not leaving this is my house before it was yours and the whole till death do us part thing only works if you're married so this house is still mine!
Him: " you don't just go up to someone and ask what kind of pizza their getting "
Me: But I loved pizza when I was alive!♡
Him: first Pizza then an Exorcist!
Me: HAY that's mean and if you call an exorcist I'm calling the grim reaper!!
Calling the grim reaper lmao! 😆
@@mibbern_9273 it's the ghost equivalent of calling Mum
@@darklordoftheuniverse7803 😆
@@darklordoftheuniverse7803 SATAN SAID ITS MY TURN ON THE XBOX
Fr tho when I heard the pizza choices I was like MARRY ME
I love bbc chicken pizza, had it once at Cici's pizza and liked it since lol
We definetly need a part 2 of this amazing masterpiece!
love ur pfp
We’re bestie now!!! Spooky 👻
Yes
"I'm finally going to be alone and no one's going to mess with my stuff." Me: ima bout to end this whole career
Him: finally a place where I live alone and no one will break my stuff
Me: *and I took that personally*
Im just gonna add up some memes in my own comment-
Him: *buys the house*
Us: what are you doing in my house.. whAt Are yOu doiG in my hOuse 😭
Him: why is it so cold in this house
Me: well gee sorry idk if you know this but there no air freezer in the unliving world 🧍♀️
Him: ok well that’s just rude
Me: says the man living in MY house🧍♀️
I got scared like five times and I love it 🥰
8:15 okay but why is that exactly what I would do in this situation XD
im only seeing this now!?!?
this is amazingggg and im literally obessed with ur voice
*hugs*
Awww thank you so much ❤️
I'm happy you enjoyed the audio 😊
Ghost listener: who dares enter my house
I have never heard one of your audios, but this was amazing! I will most likely watch more of your content
I'm happy you enjoyed it 😊.
Ok, I amend my previous statements about being a grumpy ghost to being a grumpy AND pesky ghost.
This was so freaking cute!
Thank you my friend. I had a lot of fun making it. 😊
Literally dancing as a ghost
And uh yeh
Keep it up
Just me as a ghost walking around
Him: Talking about pizza
Me: What pizza?
Him: saying what I said
Me: CUT THE CAMS!
Like whoever's haunts this house must be good at hiding becourse I still didnt finds them :(
Him: Or what?
Me: I’ll knock this house down
Him: okay that’s just rude…
“It is a old house it’s probably drafty” Ghost me:AM I A JOKE TO YOU👁👄👁
him: your annoying
me: i know UwU
“Very spacious.”
Me: so here’s the spare bed. Oh and the kitchen! You’re gonna love the double oven!
"I finally live alone and no one is going to mess with my stuff"
Me: hah you fool you have let your guard down>:)
1:10 yeah no not with me around
OMG I'M SO HAPPY I IDENTIFY WITH GHOST RELATED XENOGENDERS AND THIS MAKE ME SO FREAKING HAPPY IM NOT A GHOST KIN BUT STILL
Hey, you call an exorcist and I’m gonna call my good pal grim. All that money you spent on my house is gonna go down the drain
**being called a ghost** Meh, close enough
Hmmm let's see - "September" Hey I love that month, "Dragon" Oh I'm obsessed with dragons! "audio" I love asmrtists ,! Dang I really liked this audio You see awesome!!
Thank you 😊
You're awesome for taking the time to listen.
@@septemberdragonaudio No problem!
Him: first pizza then an exorcist
Me: OI IF YOU CALLINGS DA EXORCIST I IS CALLING MY FRIEND AND HIS NAMES DA GRIM REAPER!!
Also him before: You dont just go up to someone and ask what type of pizza they're getting
Also me: But I just was curious ;-;
Him: I bought it my house
Me: I died in it MY FUCKING HOUSE
Ooo yay thank you creator for liking this
You're welcome 😊
Him:imma order a Hawaiian pizza
Me:how dare u bring that into man house i will haunt the f out of u
The house is giving me flashbacks form Twitter 😭
Awe poor babies that’s so sad 😞
Is there a lore explanation of why the first room, the kitchen, and the bedroom especially cold?
I think it is just because most believe that ghost give off a cold air around them
Yea apparently ghosts give cold like vibes so I think we are following him
Early FINALLY
Snake approved. 🐍
1:00 - 1:20
"I'm bouta ruin this man's whole career"
Ha! Cheeky ghost :) love it :)
Yes you are.
*Me, a ghost from New Zealand just chillin in the corner watching this dude fumble around my damn house*
*Him when he notices how cold it is*
"By Golly."
*Me, cackling because I thought my ghostly ass was old*
I haunted thousands of places b4
If I die before my bestie does and I’m turning into a ghost I’m sure as hell gonna haunt her till the end of her days 😃
What do you mean im haunting this house? This is my damn house, i helped build it, therefore it is mine. If anyone is haunting it its *you*