I'M NOT DRUNK: The Game

Help Player 1 get to his car without losing his keys!
/ poykpac
/ poykpac
MUSIC BY:
Bit Shifter - bit.shifter.net
Songs: "Particle Charge," "Reformat the Planet"
Random - www.randomizer.se
Songs: "Micawber's Moan," "The Wrong Mistake," "Grey Love," "Night Flower"
CREDITS
Writer/Director - Ryan Hunter
Graphics - Taige Jensen & Ryan Hunter
Special Thanks to Rafi Fine of TheFineBros
CAST
Player 1 - Taige Jensen (POYKPAC)
Bill - Abe Epperson (Those Aren't Muskets)
Todd - Noah Byrne (Horsehead Businessman)
Ex-Girlfriend - Maggie Ross (POYKPAC)
Random Victim #1 - Tyler Brown (Horsehead Businessman)
Random Victim #2 - Scott Gairdner (ScottGairdner.com)
Random Victim #3 - Michael Swaim (Those Aren't Muskets)
Best Friend - Ryan Hunter (POYKPAC)
Officer Hodges - Adam Justice (Horsehead Businessman)
*And no. This is not a real game. :)
Version 2.2

[@addkeifspsdcvl]

I remember this video from my childhood. Now I became the man in this video at 23. And I don't have a friend who understands me like he does.

[@ReverseCowboys]

We're definitely going to play this game a lot this weekend...

[@comedycentraloriginals]

This game is almost as hard as QWOP!

[@exposedbrainfilms7897]

Better days.

[@sparklepicnic]

I couldn't stop watching. I had to know what the next batch of options would be.
Also, way to mess with format. Very clever/great.

[@InceRumul]

I loved the "Winners Don't Use Drugs" screen at the end. It serves as both legit arcade nostalga and hilarious irony...

[@hiddentracktv2]

absolutely awesome!

[@Samanthagax]

I never watch videos all the way through anymore, but that was a good piece of quality right there. Good job, kids!!

[@5h1b1m4n]

omg this was amazing. glad to see you guys are still making quality videos

[@Jemrose13]

No words for how awesome this is.

[@Plegodego]

Hooray for Bit Shifter who did all the music in this video!

[@Franpowah]

Epic video. After a few days HAD to watch it again.

[@DashfordMedia]

Eyes on the pen....hilarious...
best video so far for me..makes me think of crazy uncle Steve

[@UssenterprizeDv2]

Oh it's a real game, my grandpa played this and I can still remember the screaming . . . because he won the highscore!

[@rezurrxtion]

This is... completely amazing.

[@infestsekt]

awesome choice of 8 bit music!! i love Random and Bit Shifter!! hilarious video guys i loved it

[@NaruTheBlackSwan]

i remembered this vid from a year or two ago and now i watched it again

[@blickblocks]

You guys used Bit Shifter!!! Nice!!! I love 8bit music.

[@WutWolf]

this might be my favorite video evaar

[@rezurrxtion]

This has instantly become one of my favorite P0YKPAC videos.

[@Chubbajawa]

FINALLY! Back to the good videos.

[@thekenner]

I watch this every July to help me make good decisions.

[@orrin4]

You guys have truly out done yourselves here.

[@VRichardsn]

Nicely done... absolutely brilliant.

[@ScottRoseVideo]

This video is utterly superb!

[@Eyec0n]

this is the best video i've seen in ages!!!!

[@azmat4169]

no you do it... you give me your keys.. belligerent rampage.. gold

[@Musicmonk84]

This is beautiful.

[@TUComedy]

You never disappoint, P0YKPAC

[@ChrisTrewVideos]

This was top-notch comedy.*
* - Relative to other notches.

[@bit_shifter]

I just noticed "DECOY KEYS" in the item inventory - totally brilliant

[@zachthesquare]

Awesome. Awesome. Awesome.

[@CHUMAIO]

that was definitely one of the best to come out of genius camp

[@MatthewStout]

You guys are effin' genius.

[@trumpcardzzz]

I love how the ads are all for DUI attorneys. Thats some damn good targeting. Up vote if you're an alcoholic, have had a DUI, or are drinking right now. lol

[@uglymurphy]

I love how youtube Australia runs TAC ads in this vid. TAC is the traffic authority that deals with road accidents and is always running graphic ads that discourage drink driving. Ha ha. Nice work guys.

[@megapenguinx2]

How appropriate that Cracked posts this on my 21st birthday

[@EternalNetzah]

Awesomely done!!!

[@Erkm4n]

Haha I love it, great comeback guys.

[@coogiszk]

SPLENDIFEROUS!!!

[@DeaditeScum]

Genius skit guys!
Part 2: I'm not Cheating on you...umm, YEAH!

[@ImJustSayin81]

lol at the ad "curb your addictions"

[@zackdoesblogs]

why do so many people dislike this?
it's actually really well done.

[@psykulor]

Great job, guys. You got me in trouble with my pastor.

[@yodanielcarter]

I had to get really drunk to navigate through my subscription boxes and find this P0YKPAC GOLDMINE!!!!!

[@luddd1988]

Seriously you guys ROCK!!! :D

[@ModernDayRenaissanceMan]

Rad Racer ending was mint

[@jettix]

Hilarious. I just laughed so loud in a quiet library. Good job.

[@ShadowOverHouston]

pure genius

[@Franpowah]

ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT :)

[@soopamariogalaxeee]

This is the greatest game ever

[@MattTheGodOfTime]

a great premise a game designed to help you drive when druunk
YAY!!

[@umm432]

the talking sound tripped me out

[@OldeBullLee]

@ :59 TODD: "You just punched Bill!!! OH my god...you are definately drunk."

[@MegamanXfan21xx]

I like the player's talking sprites.

[@daviddavidson3859]

Holy f*ck, Nightflower by Random. Great vid and great songs. I wish this game were real.

[@radiantDF]

wow! great concept!

[@JelaniWood]

this was awesome

[@nalts]

Time to destroy the baby shower

[@deion20011]

lol "no you do it. you give me your keys."

[@elliscreed3837]

@P0YKPAC you guys really should make more of these like happy hour or the baby shower or the keg party cause I'm curious to see the other levels lol :) hope you guys will make more. I know it takes along time to make a video like this because I read how it said it was hard to make but it would be great to see the other levels as well :)

[@solargesture]

this is awesome!

[@bit_shifter]

"No you do it."
"You give me your keys."

[@carbonmode]

I would seriously play this if it was a game.

[@Golgothax]

-Winners don't use drugs
-I'm losing the game
Therefore-> I am using drugs

[@jonnynice8366]

I really liked this

[@duwaad]

this was creative! lovvved it!

[@marknewman49]

Please make a Two Player version!
That would be amazing :D

[@ChrisFerretti]

This is hilariously perfect. Soooo funny!! I'm dying here!!!

[@ralfonzo83]

brilliant!

[@Einvestigator96]

I LOLED at reverse psychology

[@wangage]

omg... awesome you guys

[@Av4.prockel]

Return.

[@TheBlackFox666]

Amazing!

[@1945Godfather]

the sounds are great:)

[@danyofdeath]

that was pretty good

[@ThatPunkBrent]

great video

[@mysteryboxfilms]

Wow, I can't imagine how hard the baby shower level is!
Great job POYKPAC! I laughed so hard I soiled myself.... er.... yeah

[@cruellordsoth]

THATs the back ground from bad duds at the end

[@CameronJosephCosti]

This game. It wins so hard.

[@mariotaz]

That's awesome XD
Love the music too.
8BitClassics album is awesome.

[@pokemonmaxmovie]

I WANT this AWESOME game!

[@NOXLT]

more of this

[@louiswho]

oh god poykpac rules

[@LavaCanyon]

Ihanks Ive been playing that game for weeks I almost gave up.

[@andymate2006]

I really wish that this is a real game.

[@xDArKCLoCKx]

I love this video

[@xXBleistiftXx]

That was so great! =D

[@BingBangPoe]

Genius!

[@maniSTMK00]

great!!!!! greets from austria

[@Marixpress2]

Brilliant!!

[@tdp1909]

This is so frikkin funny!

[@Diplodocus]

thats an awesome game.

[@poykpac]

@CHARLIESHEENMUSTDIE If that's the case, then literally anything inspired by 8-bit video games is now a reference to Scott Pilgrim

[@spitfirepanzy1]

Epic win

[@moffstv2]

this is like mine craft except kinda an 8 bit flare and drinking to it.

[@Analecria]

I had to laugh, advertisement prior to the video was a bud light commercial.

[@EscalationTV]

this video is so fucking great. the best scene: keep the cursor at the pen XD

[@gan_edhen]

THE GAME

[@lassehall]

THIS IS SOOO FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!