This thumbnail is very deceiving! I expected Suella Braverman to be riding into Parliament on a refugee, with spurs and a horse whip. Which is increasing quite likely.
We should throw our hands up and give up there is no way to stop it the only thing we can do is fund note and more until we have nothing left and then see how the new comers vote.
TheTories have used their usual tactics to get their way. They want the public to accept a particularly unpleasant policy which under normal conditions would be rejected. So they manufacture a chaotic situation which then allows them to propose their unpleasant policy as the only solution.
Matt -another genius parody ! - If Jonathon keeps this high standard of reporting up - he will get the Sunday political slot when LK gets the heave ho !
Old Oak Common is a place that used to receive 3 trains a week, from a European capital, loaded with high-grade ore, that would be distributed to refineries across Britain, for refining in to high-grade purified ingots, that would go into top-end medical equipment and security products. This train would also bring components for white goods, that would be assembled into unitary fittings. There was, also, completed white goods for distribution in British retail outlets. There were 3 trains a week returning to the European capital, carrying the refined ingots, taking the white goods units back and carrying completed medical and security finished products. These 3 trains kept, roughly, around 11, 600 people employed in Britain. One very clear Brexshite benefit was that those 11,600 people would have a lot more time to spend with their families, or enjoying their hobbies and sports, or even going out on a golf course and losing yet more little white balls. That was before the referendum. Old Oak Common will be a terminal to house cheap and nasty Japanese trains, and repair the broken down ones. Yet another Brexshite benefit.
Wait what? I thought you guys couldn't make high-grade purified ingots and that's why you were competing with India and china for making the cheapest construction steel. Are you telling me you had the technology all along and just chose to let your mills die by producing construction steel?
@@danvernier198 Basically, most of the processing was destroyed by Thatcher, and her hatred of working class people. The high-grade ingots were all processed by small, or micro, foundries. But, no longer. Brexshite voters made certain of that.
Having comedic wonders like Matt introduce insightful truths like "Doesn't that make what you're doing not journalism, but PR?" is why shadow banning had to be invented.
Braverman didn't say anything that Macron, Merkel, Swedish PM, Italian PM, Mayor of New York hasn't also said, yet because she's a Tory you have to have a go, but you say nothing about the others. Double standards.
@@sandersson2813 it’s having a go at the evil xenophobic rhetoric. We could (and should) argue with all who spout this garbage. Just focusing on the UK Home Secretary isn’t double standards, it’s where a UK satirical video naturally focuses.
@@peterrenn6341 She didn't say anything xenophobic and certainly not evil. She stated that you don't automatically just have a right to be here on the off chance you might be persecuted. In fact she didn't say anything that plenty other leaders that the left fawn over haven't also said.
@@kirkhunter146 I thought Ian Duncan-Smith was a goner after his disastrous leadership campaign, but he still got into the cabinet afterwards. Braverman needs to be ejected from running.
HS2, the solution for rich people who want to live in countryside (where property is bigger and cheaper), but occasionally need to go to London for a meeting of the Board.
@@MattGreenComedy I think what @lowerorchard is referring to is that you are so funny you should have more subscribers. If there's anything else you need telling about Matt just give us a call 😉
Suella Braverman's stance on immigrants is comical. Brexit happened because the UK has a thing about 'foreigners' and here's an child of Indian immigrants spewing the same BS.
"Refugees arn't really refugees unless they're in black and white." Clever stuff and nostalgia for the little white followed by the tuning signal all in one sentence. Hurrah for Matt Green comedy!
The time saved in HS2 will be lost trying to get to the cener of London from scrubs. What we were able to build in the past. The market just delivers the best contracts to their friends. According to the people in the know. We lost the experts in County Hall and department of Transport. As civil servants worked for the country and would advise on the best and most delverable company, They were all got rid of. The government gives the job of delivering large projects to private companies. Win win for Tory donors and Tory party. Dont let anyone tell you about corruption in other countries!
When Cruella wakes up in the morning she thinks about one of the biggest problems in the world (in her head). Poor and impoverished people having too many rights, and what she can do about it. Imagine that. Imagine being her 🤮
Suella Braverman suggests that banning immigration be made retrospective, and deports her parents.
This thumbnail is very deceiving! I expected Suella Braverman to be riding into Parliament on a refugee, with spurs and a horse whip.
Which is increasing quite likely.
We should throw our hands up and give up there is no way to stop it the only thing we can do is fund note and more until we have nothing left and then see how the new comers vote.
You've managed to corner the market on "if you don't laugh you'll cry" comedy 😂
I hope it cheers you up to make this as much as it does to watch
Brilliant as always Matt. If Braverman is a contender for the leadership of the Tories, this is the end for them. I hope.
Well if she becomes their "leader" they can just rebrand themselves "The tory national front"
@@Tulkash01 Or the Tory NatC party.
I bloody hope it's the end for them regardless. Fu**ing selfish nasties.
@@Tulkash01no rebranding required Tory now means fascist.
She could say she wanted to bring back stoning and 30% of Britain would hoot about it. Dark times
I would hoot too if I could practice my aim on her !?
There are some scary surveys among the British public and their attitudes towards the death penalty.
We've been getting stoned for years mate
Ohh i get it now, sorry im stoned.
TheTories have used their usual tactics to get their way. They want the public to accept a particularly unpleasant policy which under normal conditions would be rejected. So they manufacture a chaotic situation which then allows them to propose their unpleasant policy as the only solution.
Matt -another genius parody ! - If Jonathon keeps this high standard of reporting up - he will get the Sunday political slot when LK gets the heave ho !
"Who were also taken seriously there for some reason" ... that describes the facts exactly right.
'Doesn't that make what you're doing not journalism but PR!?'
😊 yep
To pander to racists shows exactly what the UK is now.
That last bit about old oak common was priceless😂
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Old Oak Common is a place that used to receive 3 trains a week, from a European capital, loaded with high-grade ore, that would be distributed to refineries across Britain, for refining in to high-grade purified ingots, that would go into top-end medical equipment and security products. This train would also bring components for white goods, that would be assembled into unitary fittings. There was, also, completed white goods for distribution in British retail outlets.
There were 3 trains a week returning to the European capital, carrying the refined ingots, taking the white goods units back and carrying completed medical and security finished products. These 3 trains kept, roughly, around 11, 600 people employed in Britain. One very clear Brexshite benefit was that those 11,600 people would have a lot more time to spend with their families, or enjoying their hobbies and sports, or even going out on a golf course and losing yet more little white balls.
That was before the referendum. Old Oak Common will be a terminal to house cheap and nasty Japanese trains, and repair the broken down ones. Yet another Brexshite benefit.
But... but... think of the boost to GDP thanks to the growth of the little white balls industry!
Wait what? I thought you guys couldn't make high-grade purified ingots and that's why you were competing with India and china for making the cheapest construction steel. Are you telling me you had the technology all along and just chose to let your mills die by producing construction steel?
@@danvernier198 Basically, most of the processing was destroyed by Thatcher, and her hatred of working class people. The high-grade ingots were all processed by small, or micro, foundries. But, no longer. Brexshite voters made certain of that.
Having comedic wonders like Matt introduce insightful truths like "Doesn't that make what you're doing not journalism, but PR?" is why shadow banning had to be invented.
The Old Oak Common Signal Box should be on everyone's bucket list.
If there is a tree there you could tie a yellow ribbon around it (but the buggers have probably chopped it down).
I'll miss Jonathan Goodenough when he moves to the shadow cabinet after the next general election.
Great Matt
So true to life
Johnathan G is an ace reporter! The best! 😅
Old Oak Common is very close to Wormwood Scrubs, so people from Birmingham could visit their relatives there.😢
PR? If only proportional representation was available in the UK general election. 😉
I truly commiserate Matt. Braverman is so toxic she's difficult to parody
He is a Brave Man
Braverman didn't say anything that Macron, Merkel, Swedish PM, Italian PM, Mayor of New York hasn't also said, yet because she's a Tory you have to have a go, but you say nothing about the others.
Double standards.
@@sandersson2813 it’s having a go at the evil xenophobic rhetoric. We could (and should) argue with all who spout this garbage. Just focusing on the UK Home Secretary isn’t double standards, it’s where a UK satirical video naturally focuses.
@@peterrenn6341 She didn't say anything xenophobic and certainly not evil. She stated that you don't automatically just have a right to be here on the off chance you might be persecuted.
In fact she didn't say anything that plenty other leaders that the left fawn over haven't also said.
At this point, they might as well just move the printing presses into Downing Street.
Purrfect (and with claws) and I agree that the whereabouts of Old Oak Common is a truly pressing issue.
😂😂 taking the rip out of both Sunak and Braverman in one go, brilliant! 🤣
Another brilliant video
2025 - Suella Braverman - Leader of the Conservative Nazi Party
it doesn't matter, Labour will be in soon enough, if she becomes leader of the Opposition her tenure won't be for long.
@@kirkhunter146 I thought Ian Duncan-Smith was a goner after his disastrous leadership campaign, but he still got into the cabinet afterwards. Braverman needs to be ejected from running.
keep braverman in America we don't want that nasty peace work in our country
Mr Goodenough deserves his own spin-off series
🎉
Great idea! 👍
Bravermann to ask the UN to re-write it's charter to suite her ideas. Surely all countries in the world will agree or this silly ?
Very funny as usual 😅 I laughed out loud at the end bit😂seriously!👍
HS2, the solution for rich people who want to live in countryside (where property is bigger and cheaper), but occasionally need to go to London for a meeting of the Board.
Brilliant as always. What's scary is the people who still support her, unless of course that's Russian interference for you.😂
How did Zelda the Terrahawk get a US Work Visa ?
Priceless.
It’s nice to see another pro Brexit minister going abroad to be ignored.
where exactly is old oak common?
All too true.
Old Oak Common, closest approach of HS2 to the GWR so you can change for Heathrow. Because people from Birmingham want to leave the country a.s.a.p.
Old Oak Common used to be a Mecca for trainspotters. HS2 is just levelling up the hobby for us disadvantaged folks 🤓
I wonder what suwer on suwer on being a Narc bastard would be like😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I still despair that you're only at 26K subscribers Matt - bloody deserve at least 10x that. Sodding Tory algorithms
Tell me about it! 😃
@@MattGreenComedy I think what @lowerorchard is referring to is that you are so funny you should have more subscribers. If there's anything else you need telling about Matt just give us a call 😉
I'm not afraid to say I like Liz Truss and Nickelback.
I'm a proud lettuce head.
If Suelle Bravermann does become the party leader after the next election, that will finally be the end of the Conservative Party.
Tories came so close to actually doing and finalizing something actually useful 🎉
🤣I'm with the people in Birmingham - afterall, we're all eager to get to Skat Creek without a paddle quite fast!
Oh Jonathon, your rapier like mind amazes me. Your ability to think out of a paper bag is so uh so... 👍
I did not anticipate this!
In case she says something stupid at the Q and A 😂 We are talking about Sue Ellen here aren't we Matt
Oh that sting in the tail!!! I wait for it - and am NEVER disappointed! 😊
The Old Oak Common gag at the end had me - that's a very good question!
Again spot on. xx
If you aren't already subscribed to both Matt Green and Jonathan Pie; do it now.
Aah the end is amazing 🥳😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Great Matt, keep it coming.👍👍👍🤣🤣🤣
Brilliantly done 😂 thanks Matt!
Clever. 😂🎉
Churchill’s finest work
Brilliant as usual 👍👌
Sewer Braverman for PM? Where can I emigrate? Now!
Rwanda.
Always excellent, Thanks Matt
Poignant, relevant and topical. Far more accurate than the mainstream news.
Provocative words I _never_ want hear from Psycho Sue: French, Basque, Spanish Fly, Fishnet, Thong, Thigh…
You have nailed it again. Bravo.
Property Values in *Old Oak Common* are going to increase exponentially. Tory incompetence. Or a cunning plan.
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Suella Braverman's stance on immigrants is comical. Brexit happened because the UK has a thing about 'foreigners' and here's an child of Indian immigrants spewing the same BS.
Anyone else get the feeling the movie Children of men was infact a shockingly accurate documentary.
"Refugees arn't really refugees unless they're in black and white." Clever stuff and nostalgia for the little white followed by the tuning signal all in one sentence. Hurrah for Matt Green comedy!
One of the "Print to" options on Braverman's PC is labelled "Our friends in the media."
Perfect
The time saved in HS2 will be lost trying to get to the cener of London from scrubs.
What we were able to build in the past.
The market just delivers the best contracts to their friends.
According to the people in the know. We lost the experts in County Hall and department of Transport.
As civil servants worked for the country and would advise on the best and most delverable company, They were all got rid of.
The government gives the job of delivering large projects to private companies.
Win win for Tory donors and Tory party.
Dont let anyone tell you about corruption in other countries!
When Cruella wakes up in the morning she thinks about one of the biggest problems in the world (in her head). Poor and impoverished people having too many rights, and what she can do about it. Imagine that. Imagine being her 🤮
I like the subtle angle here about the PR. Not going for the easy shots. Like it!
It’s obvious to me she’s mentally ill and someone close to her should intervene as soon as possible. Before it’s too late.
When ministers know that they're about to be fired they start saying things like this
😂😂😂😂
She's gone a bit Clayton Bigsby.
She’s a professional victim
What happened to Matt's eyebrows?
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😅😂🤣
Not really good enough, Jonathan.
So this is comedy. I get it! Ha ha ha ha! 😕
She didnt let Goodenough down. 😐
780 million? 😳🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Why would they?
Nice One Mr G
Excellent
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Who would not want to get out of Birmingham fast if the road led to London?
On the other hand, if the road led to Manchester, Crewe or Nottingham one might be quite content to stay at home, or get there very slowly.
Refugee descendant talks about refugees 😂