Do Not Mess with Jeff Bezos - South Park
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- Опубликовано: 5 дек 2018
- Jeff Bezos pays a visit to Mayor McDaniels, and he’s absolutely terrifying.
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The Bezos gave her permission to sit in her office. Such a kind and merciful one he is.🙏
Taijifufu The Dark Lord giveth and taketh away. Oh, praise him when he is merciful.
🙏Praise Be
zos.🙏
Mikky Hunter you seem... dissatisfied. This will displease The Bezos. I hope that you will have a pleasant day from A to Z.🙏
@@Taijifufu You thought to think and you think to have a thought. The Bezos would be proud.
What sort of satanic cult have I just happened upon 😂😂
Why did they make bezos head so small
You know something else is small if his head is.
He's a literal,headass :P
Tesla Stark It’s a reference to a Star Trek episode.
More like a dickhead
@@therandom_dude pause at 1:39. You really think that looks like an ass?
I like how they make him talk telepathically 😂
He is one of those aliens from the old Star Trek series the Talosians.
I think it's like a Borg from Star Trek
@@nikolausenovic1583 nah definitely talosians
Definitely Talosian, I just started the original series and it was the first/prologue episode The Cage
He does
Pretty cool how they had Jeff do live-action rather than just make a cartoon of him.
Wow he looks like hes actually in the cartoon. Top tier cgi
I hope Southpark is building up to a Bezos vs Zuckerberg fight.
Christopher Campbell you cannot block my SHTYLE🤜🏻🤛🏻
WHAT'S YOUR SHTOYL!!?
bezos vs musk
Bezos v musk v zuck !!!!!
And bill gates
disgruntled? dissatisfied? unamuuuused?
Craig it’s SuuuuuuuuperCraig
#doit4josh
Oh hi Craig. Hey don't flip me u bastard!
😂
dissatisfiiiiiiii? unamuuuuuusedt?
This has aged very well.
Very well indeed!!
He went to space to visit his family
This was one and a half year ago by the time of your comment...
after his hop-on-hop-off space ride...very well still
right on!
I love how hey made the back of his head look like a butt crack, classic Matt and Trey
No, that is taken directly from the pilot episode of Star Trek "The Menagerie": ruclips.net/video/yj3Fpc3leyk/видео.html
@@FredPlanatia ctfu 🤣
@@nelsonmartinez8136 whats ctfu mean
@@bgslegendz67cat6 cracking. the f*ck up XD
Almost afraid to hit the LIKE button on that comment. You never know nowadays (-:
the truth is... beezos wouldn't have shown up like that.
he simply sends a single email with nothing but a question mark in it.
( which should terrify you )
Fox Moulder
No, it’s a copy of your Amazon Prime membership confirmation, with an attachment...
*_We know_*
or he just telepathically whispers into your head like galadriel from lord of the rings and gives you visions of your prime-less future.
You forget, he forwards the issue that someone else brings up
The truth is out there, keep digging, you're close...
Fox Moulder 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
A pretty funny old-school Star Trek nod....
@@marika5353 I don’t think so. Bezos looks much more like the talosians from the Star Trek TOS pilot “The Cage”, which makes more sense because Parker and Stone have made tons of Star Trek references in the past.
@@hydqjuliilq27 Correct. The head and telepathic language most clearly are Talosian.
@@hydqjuliilq27 Yes, like the Plane’arium episode.
Bezos is a fan of the sci fis. Fitting parody
I scrolled down to find this comment. Talos IV life.
You know it’s a South Park villain if they’re given more than 5 frames per second
Accurate portrayal, except they forgot to have him drink from a goblet filled with the blood and tears of Amazon warehouse workers.
Blood and tears of Chinese factory workers more so
they can quit if they don't like it
Wow...
@@alejandrob.4961 When Somali refugees go on strike because Amazon's working conditions are so horrible that people escaping from warlords cannot cope, something is very wrong. With Amazon.
@@NotAnAngryLesbian they go with strikes because they now they can get free stuff from cuck progresive countries
What documentary is this?
Who knows
Simon Greenaway economics I think
StL NateDawg 9966 they’re technically brown
Sakine Friedyanov damn, you beat me to it.
His head was too small In the video, it wasn't faithful to the manga
The fear of losing Prime membership while trying to buy christmas gifts for my family sends chills up my spine.
I'm sensing some dissatisfaction, it'd be a shame if someone lost their prime membership on such short notice.
Stop being lazy and go to the store.
Chris Henson I know right fuck Amazon
Not like you'll get anything in two days this close to Christmas.
Craig's Trains they fucking suspended my account because I was about to make a hefty purchase with MY money 🤦🏾♂️
I’ve worked in an Amazon fulfilment centre and as a driver, and this episode is absolutely spot on with how they’re depicting Amazon. They are a horrible company to work for
Kiki G gee where to begin, treatment of staff, no shit given about safety, long hours, morally bankrupt, when I was there a girl I worked with, her little brother passed away and was denied a day off for his funeral, she called in sick and went anyway and got fired for it.
Then dont work for them? Easy solution Tony
@@lelouch3 you must be the kid that lives in your parents basement and never paid a bill in your life
I can build a better company than Amazon would ever have a clue. The only stuff that stopped me is I'm not given a chance
@@laos85 Sounds like you cant build a better company than Amazon.
Lol, I love the fact that over 50,000 people signed a petition to have Jeff Bezos not return to earth once he goes up in his rocketship..
I like how this is showing how powerful billionaires can be. Even the government ends up working for them.
Better than Zuckerberg invading people houses to eat their food and flaunt his stoyle
Rusty Shackleford It isn’t important, but Asians did not create all of technology. You had a lot of American and European scientists.
Cell phones, computers, the internet that we’re using. And it’s that humans created these things. Certain humans just happened to be a different race that benefited intellectually in ways other races did not.
Rusty Shackleford Jeff Bezos and other “Just business owners” are the only reason our country is in shambles. Put two and two together you moron, so you can realize that businessmen and the government work hand in hand to screw you and everyone else.
qanon wwg1wga
Griffiith sources?
I really hope Jeff Bezos sees this.
He doesn't see it. The episode gets distilled into a code, and then a frequency.
Then he simply knows it.
Forever.
gods dont care about cartoons
(Insert condensing laughter) It was approved by The Bezos. No one would risk their Prime Membership.
Dark lord Bezos cares not about silly cartoons, his majesty's genius operates on a higher wavelength of ensuring the most fulfilling, satisfying customer experience Ever. Period.
Alexa knows everything
God, the fact that Bezos' movements look smoother than most characters in south park is unnerving
also Jeff Bezos is in 3D while all other South Park Characters are always in 2D
@@kubajadrzak1123 😂😂🏆
I love how Amazon can always be framed as "making jobs" even if those jobs are just relocated from other companies Amazon squeezed out.
Yea, given how many other companies they've squeezed out of existence, I would say the overall number of jobs out there is actually *less* because of them.
Yeah, and then minus any benefits and at a reduced salary.
I work at Amazon, and that's almost what our centers look like.
The mayor's office?
@@skiwake38 no the centers.
Your centers, look like a mayor’s office, am I getting that right?
Gnar Gnar Binks he already said that’s not what he was talking about...
That's almost what the Amazon logo is like, too.
The way he said dissatisfied made me happy for some reason.
That's south parks style, right? Similar to the Canada voices among others
It seems it made you feel.... SATISFIED 😀😀😁😌😕😔 Okay, I'll go
forgetfulfunctor1 Or the German jokes robot saying "non sequitur"
Disatisfyyy...
Unnn-aah-muuuuusedddd.
*I love how Bezos is sometimes animated smoothly without the cuts. That is a good detail.*
It's kinda cool how they over-exagerated Bezos motion to make him feel even more alien and inhuman.
Also, the analogy of him having a huge brain that absorbed all knowledge is like amazon buying every company
right inhuman satanic
@@diverman1023 Dont make up stuff, keep it in that fluid what you call a brain
I really love the way when bezos walks in he permits the mayor to have a seat
They should have added the creepy laugh.
a smirk yes
@@HrLBolle no his actual evil bad guy laugh
@@r.g.j.leclaire8963am thinking of the talosians from TREK TOS
@@HrLBolle I got you! Smirk with a slight head tilt, puzzled look, if I remember correctly. Legendary!
@@kaptainkrampus2856 🖖
I'm looking forward to South Park featuring Bezos' rocket in their next season. It's just too easy of a joke to pass up on.
It would be an easy joke considering the real life rocket Jeff Bezo’s was in looked like a p3nis 😂
I don't get what's funny about this scene. Is it an American thing?
@@Alex_1729 No, it's Jeff Bezos
@@Alex_1729 this episode is basically a joke on how billionaires are basically rebranded dictators.
“Disgruntled, Dissatisfied, unamused” 😂😂😂
They forgot Bezos' droopy Forest Whitaker eye
yeah thats not funny
@@ghostyoeri you're right...it's hilarious.
Ptosis
It’s not a droopy eye. It’s a robotic eye that can search a person’s net worth just by looking at them. That’s why there are a lot of goofy looking pictures of him laughing.
I'm afraid to like this comment out of fear of losing my Prime membership.
I've never seen or heard Bezos speak so I believe this is how he communicates.
Jeff could literally buy South Park three times over and they still mock him the balls on them 😂
They have been on the attack against their own advertisers who want Viacom to keep everything sensitive.
viacom would never turn over south park, because whatever money jeff could give is static. south park is a continuous cash flow for viacom, and i doubt they'd ever sacrifice it
I like how this show makes obscenely rich people as surreal as possible.
Matt and Trey are Geniuses.
I wish I could take control over a situation like he did. Hahahah he literally told her to have a sit in her own office 😂😂😂
Are you a paid Amazon internet shill? (yes that's a real thing) Cringe
And she thanked him for the privilege.
@@hellaeric10 most congressman senator and mayors are billionaire lackeys so this is not that far from the the truth
The Star Trek allusions are LOL brilliant. I liked the time the news reporters were showing time travelers arriving in the park while reporting "no word yet on whether the time-travel-rules are from Terminator or Star Trek".
As someone who works at Amazon, I can say this is totally accurate. Our first leadership principle is literally "customer obsession"
Nooo, everything but stop being a prime member.
I find the real Jeff Bezos more offputting than this.
Yeah they should have just had him walk in looking as close to his real life skin suit as possible
Tbh he looks too goofy for me to be afraid of him.
Calling an entry level warehouse job a "Fulfillment center" tells you all you need to know
Can’t believe South Park has the opportunity to make Jeff Bezos look like a one eyed monster and didn’t take it
When Bezos walks through the door as a Talosian, I just lost it.
When he walked in looking like the Talosians of Talos IV, I was rolling with laughter!
right by your side
Bezos being from Talos IV makes total sense...
This aged well
Everything on South Park ages well😂
Lol that pic of the mayor with Donald Rumsfeld, Dick Cheney and Condi Rice
Lol came to comment section for this.
this aged well
C.E.O. ENTREPENEUR, BORN IN 1964 JEFFREY, JEFFREY BEZOS
He speaks telepathically 😂😂😂 he doesnt even just seem like a supervillain he seems like THEE supervillain
It's from Star Trek.
"Bezos, demon god of consumerism" *adds more to cart*
See Star Trek, The Original Series, Episode The Cage or Menagerie which contains The Cage footage. It's referencing the Talosians.
hattree totally thought it was supposed to be the Alpha-Omega humans from Beneath the Planet of The Apes, I feel ashamed of my lack of classic Star Trek knowledge.
^^^^ you guys definitely both virgins
Yeah, that was the 2 part episode that was also the pilot to sell the series. Majel Barret was the original science officer (not Spock) and was referred to by the Captain as "number one". (She later became Nurse Chapel; and then went on to be Troi's crazy mom.)
@@cheekiestofcheekz6214 I'm not a virgin & I got the Star Trek reference right away.
Cheeky Cheekz is your dad like the worst Star Trek nerd of all time and bullies you into trivia quizzes every day or something? Does he throw tribble-shaped piss-filled water balloons at you if you get a wrong answer?
"Have a seat, Mayor."
I see what you did there.
meow
Just like everything else in this show, this aged well.
I actually work for amazon, it's backbreaking work and you end up in a cycle of despair because you know the job is awful yet slightly better than other alternatives. Thank you South Park and thank you Comedy Central for sheading light on this issue.
Right out of 'The Cage' from the original Star Trek pilot. Bezos is a Talosian.
The music is the giveaway. Reality? Or illusion?
One of the best interviews ever conducted
They should have given him his iconic wonky eye
that's what's wrong, I couldn't put my finger on it
Eyes are for mortals. The Bezos sees all. He sees you when you're on RUclips instead of working.
As a employee, I relate to this
good thing bernie got you guys 15 an hour, couldnt imagine working there for min wage
Dominio Effect do share your experiences, I'm genuinely curious how bad it actually is there.
Dont.
Alpha sounds like an undercover Amazon Agent.
Maverick D. Please, have a seat. You sound disgruntled, dissatisfied, and unamuuuuuuused. Perhaps you should no longer be a prime member.
Amazon in Poland ssucks, hard job and low wages.
Straight out of Star Trek~!
Stoney Curtis lmao! I was thinking of the same thing!
Love the trek reference
What's the name of the background theme?
More like the Kanamits from twilight zone
I love the Star Trek reference with bezo's head.
@@howardsontz983 I know I'm a Trekkie
Haha love the veins in his head and that he’s telepathic!!
Lol Definitely have to watch this
Tyron Powell craziest part is...you just did.
@@SenorGnar not crazy... Full episode not clip.
Tyron Powell it's the latest episode on southparkstudios.com
@@Soul_Alpha lol I know man
@@TyronPowell oh yeah, what episode is it then?
He just stops and looks at him LOL
The guy is so damn scary he walks into the mayor's own office and tells HER to take a seat. And she does.
I love how they interposed multiple voices together to make up Jeff Bezos' voice. He sounds like a man, a demon, and a kid at the same time lol.
Anyone that's familiar with the original Star Trek series knows that's where they got the look and the telepathic abilities of Jeff Bezos. I believe it was the pilot series called "The Cage." Forgetting about Star Trek, Amazon is a nightmare to work for, just ask anyone that's been there.
I like how they animated him a bit differently to make him seem more otherworldly and creepy.
Almost like the real Bezos, seriously look up footage of the guy.
I like the detail of how Mayor's voice gets more tense and higher because she's nervous
0:32 The veins are pulsating on his scalp, LOL
I like how he’s so smart he doesn’t even talk, just telepathically communicate with people
It's an EXACT copy of a Star Trek episode. The head and the telepathic ability it was the first one actually called "the cage."
I fucking love this episode and the call back the original Star Trek is beautiful!
This is actually prophetic.
The disgruntled, dissatisfie-d unamuse-d has me crying 😂😂😂
The Bum Heads from Star Trek always freaked me out!
The concept of wireless communications and privacy violation is strong in this episode. Especially with a billionaire that uses A.I systems and owns other marking companies, statistic companies make mind reading and communication wirelessly a thing that is normalized among companies and wealthy families, who all deserve to suffer from tumours and cancers.
1:42 was expecting him to phase through the door on his way out.
Is anyone else getting the feeling that South Park is no longer satire but instead borderline documentaries
Yeah. That's why they aren't as funny as Family Guy.
no longer I guess, in last episode they revived Mr. Hat, what implies, that they will go back to the old ways, not that much of satire commenting whats goin on in the world, but just make weird/fun episodes
@@sirdopaminesjournal3292 If South Park was less funny than even Family Guy then it wouldn’t be watchable.
@@wisniamw Yeah, they really need to get back to that. I haven't laughed in years. I'm done with the political commentary. Get back to comedy.
@@sirdopaminesjournal3292Family guy is some of the most braindead, unoriginal and unfunny humour on the internet right now, I prefer south parks politically/socially charged humour than the braindead jumble of motion and sound that is Family guys “humour”.
Why did this pop up when I searched man terrorizes Walmart with satanic chants
I can't believe I searched for this just to see. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That is a surprisingly accurate representation of Jeff Bezos, South Park. Well done.
Surprised there hasnt been a South Park side plot of Elon and Bezos agressively competing in their little space race
The captain Pike send up has been a template for Stone and Parker for decades now
1:40 The head back looks interesting =D
When I was young the Star Trek episode this was mentioning was very scary to me. Old school Star Trek was quite brutal.
If anyone doesn't get the reference & inspiration of this character, check out the Talosians, the big-headed, slightly ominous, telepathic aliens in Star Trek the original series.
The way he looks at the guy to leave is the best.
I was half expecting towelie to come in the door when she said " I can make my own towels in 4-6 weeks" lol
Don't forget to bring a towel!
They made him look like the talosions from star trek the cage pilot episode 😂👍
Everyone: How funny how they made him talk telepathically!
Me, an intellectual: How funny how they made him a Talosian.
"Please Mayor, have a seat"
This is unrealistic Bezo wouldn’t let someone sit on the job.
how is this satire. that is the realest portrayal of jeff besos.
They made his head bigger then is usually is.
@@SinOfDeletion Usually? You mean there are times it will swell up like that?
LOOOL the dramatic music entrance
Nobody should be threatened from their prime membership
"The customer is all that matters" says the guy with billions of dollars in net worth.
1:06 got so powerful Monty Python vibe
Omg, i just died. The back of his head is an ass🤣
It's crazy how threatening to take away Amazon prime is scary.
lol, that's what I thought. I would be so upset if I lost my prime membership with free shipping.
Return to much krap and that’s what they will do to you
Never had one.
It's a shame how many people have no clue that IT'S AN EXACT COPY OF A STAR TREK EPISODE " THE CAGE. "
I tried to post it under every mistake but I'm really tired of it now.
Disgruntled? Dissatisfied? Unamuuuused?😂😂😂
I like how he doesn’t have to say a word, he knows exactly what we’re thinking lmao
I love how Bezos' voice is eerily similar to Roddy McDowall.