Your Wife Decides When You Die. Matt Falk

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  • Опубликовано: 27 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 87

  • @sarahh7180
    @sarahh7180 3 года назад +47

    Loved his British accent 😆

  • @briaharris183
    @briaharris183 3 года назад +26

    My mascaras running 😂😂😂🖤🤦

  • @robinsuewho9430
    @robinsuewho9430 3 года назад +15

    Can you imagine this show today? His "fushlooking" would scare the heck out of quite a few that are terrified of covid.🤣

  • @dakaliajohnson5831
    @dakaliajohnson5831 3 года назад +10

    Just had a c-section and for some reason I decided DryBar would be ok tonight! I'm slowly dying but it was so worth it!! 😭😭😂

    • @tracig7546
      @tracig7546 3 года назад +2

      Lol congratulations

  • @theonetruesarauniya
    @theonetruesarauniya 3 года назад +28

    This man is amazing! Hilarious! I love his voices, especially when he started to sound like Gilbert Gottfried. He's someone that needs a triple feature.

  • @CaptainSweatpants90
    @CaptainSweatpants90 3 года назад +50

    For anyone who's curious, the word "fe'shlook" comes from the German word "verschlucken", which basically means to choke on something you swallowed. As a German myself, it was quite interesting to find out the Mennonites were still using German words well after 200 years.

    • @MxInProgress
      @MxInProgress 3 года назад +3

      Mennonites and Amish still speak a dialect of German.

    • @absatwell8163
      @absatwell8163 3 года назад

      *Nobody can see anything.

    • @CaptainSweatpants90
      @CaptainSweatpants90 3 года назад

      @but why That's actually a good point, maybe it shouldn't have been that surprising to me :D

    • @arthurharris9428
      @arthurharris9428 3 года назад

      Thank you!! Didn’t know that 👏👏👏👏

  • @briaharris183
    @briaharris183 3 года назад +55

    I'm laughing while eating dinner I might have a fe'schluck or two

    • @DanGerRus
      @DanGerRus 3 года назад +3

      @James Reierstad Verschlucken is a German word that means to swallow wrong and choke. Most Mennonites and Amish have German (or Dutch or Swiss) ancestry and still use German words or speak a form of German. 😊

    • @briaharris183
      @briaharris183 3 года назад +2

      @James Reierstad and I bet you'll nvr forget it 😂😂🖤 I'm american too so now I have to find a way to overuse the word and make it mine

    • @martineizinger1511
      @martineizinger1511 3 года назад

      @@briaharris183 I hate when English speaking people take a random word from another language and just use it how they feel it should be used, like with "angst" and a couple of others..

    • @weirdlanguageguy
      @weirdlanguageguy 3 года назад

      @@martineizinger1511 I think it adds a certain character to the language

  • @markinator8826
    @markinator8826 3 года назад +3

    That is Fe'schlucking hilarious!!

  • @danielcharland1374
    @danielcharland1374 3 года назад +37

    Holy cow, I have this exact problem with coughing. I often swallow water wrong while breathing accidently and get in a state like this, but sometimes it's not even when I'm drinking. I just choke on my own saliva while swallowing it down without thinking. Never been quite as public as this since it mostly happens at home, but I can relate on the rest of this at so many levels, lol.

    • @mlucas7837
      @mlucas7837 3 года назад +2

      Same

    • @bettinatorok2916
      @bettinatorok2916 3 года назад +1

      I usually choke on powdered sugar, so thats a no-no for me :)

    • @briaharris183
      @briaharris183 3 года назад +1

      I usually fe'schluck when I have to present in class or something....I don't really choke on my food

    • @spacemama
      @spacemama 3 года назад +3

      So many times from teenagehood to now!! I thought it was my enlarged tonsils but I had them removed when I was 30 and now I just choke on my spit or water every now and then. Definitely much harder in these Covid Times to convince folks I'm just and Epiglotic Clutz🤦🏾

    • @oOISekaIOo
      @oOISekaIOo 3 года назад

      Omg same hahahaha everybody makes fun of me cause I’m drinking through straw like a kid

  • @arthurharris9428
    @arthurharris9428 3 года назад +9

    Fashlooookkk???? I’m dead!!! Hahahahaha great performance haha hahahahaha

  • @astilealavatica1404
    @astilealavatica1404 3 года назад +29

    Allow the darkness to overcome me

  • @541raymond
    @541raymond 3 года назад +11

    HAHAHAHA - the crack to butt ratio - this guy is hiilarious

  • @JustOneAsbesto
    @JustOneAsbesto 3 года назад +7

    Matt's special was great. I hope you guys have him back some time.

  • @Anne--Marie
    @Anne--Marie 3 года назад +7

    Thank you for teaching me a new word. 🤣

  • @cla2687
    @cla2687 3 года назад +19

    We call my hubby's an abnormally high crack...I think I'm stealing ppc lmao

  • @deejohnson827
    @deejohnson827 3 года назад +4

    I love Matt Falk! So, so funny!

  • @mitchiegotmovesy7635
    @mitchiegotmovesy7635 3 года назад +32

    This was good lol well done good delivery and range of techniques I liked it. Good use of irony

    • @mitchiegotmovesy7635
      @mitchiegotmovesy7635 3 года назад +2

      @@majoroldladyakamom6948 it’s a RUclips comment section. I’ll bring back grammar next semester

    • @morehn
      @morehn 3 года назад

      @@mitchiegotmovesy7635 you had a period which is more than the average

    • @chandra8479
      @chandra8479 3 года назад

      sounds like my english teacher

    • @ElectricBikeReview
      @ElectricBikeReview 3 года назад

      Haha, I love how there’s one period after the first sentence… which has two uses of the word good, while the second sentence has no period and only one good :)

  • @mlucas7837
    @mlucas7837 3 года назад +9

    Holy crap this guy is so me. I have both problems. The choking and the butt crack thing. I also like spicy food and feschlook an average of twice a week.

  • @DanielaShiga
    @DanielaShiga 3 года назад

    I laughed so much at his fushlooking joke, I almost choked.

  • @salemprompthous3820
    @salemprompthous3820 3 года назад

    Matt Falk is awesome. Really hope he'll have more shows soon, love the showmanship and charisma he portrays on stage ❤

  • @1stAmbientGrl
    @1stAmbientGrl 3 года назад +16

    Love this guy! Why are we not seeing more of him?!

    • @clss3257
      @clss3257 3 года назад

      This is a repeat set, Just search in the channel and you will find the rest of this. He is hilarious!

  • @nicholecarlson8856
    @nicholecarlson8856 3 года назад +20

    And what’s worse is the word pants means underwear in the UK.

  • @hannahelorie2527
    @hannahelorie2527 3 года назад +5

    This guy is amazing!

  • @arthurharris9428
    @arthurharris9428 3 года назад +2

    Wonderful ending too hahahahaha

  • @jewelmathews1444
    @jewelmathews1444 3 года назад

    I just got a new word for my vocabulary!! But when is it ever a good time to choke?? Hahahaha

  • @johnnaab8960
    @johnnaab8960 3 года назад

    I'm a plumber. Know how to solve that PROBLEM. Its called OVERALLS HAHAHAJA

  • @philipjordan6789
    @philipjordan6789 3 года назад +3

    Amazing set great comedian

  • @jeannedigennaro6484
    @jeannedigennaro6484 3 года назад

    Never go into a restaurant bathroom if you’re choking. You could die alone.

  • @barrett5540
    @barrett5540 3 года назад

    Loves this Matt! What a funny guy!!🤣😂😅

  • @MrJackwork
    @MrJackwork 3 года назад +4

    We'll see more of Matt!

  • @TaigaNatsuki
    @TaigaNatsuki 3 года назад

    Loved it!! That was great!!

  • @mamacito1795
    @mamacito1795 3 года назад

    I know this is an old clip but loved this bit and I am not at all menonite or german but I now use the word verschluke(sorry on spelling!) Because my dad is absolutely the verchluker of our family. Every. Single. Meal. Without fail. So its nice to have a word for it

  • @christinereece7661
    @christinereece7661 3 года назад +3

    Hilarious!

  • @janty962
    @janty962 3 года назад

    I just had a fe'schluch after this video ended😖🤣

  • @Tim-57
    @Tim-57 3 года назад +1

    Very funny set!😅

  • @disgurstingshat9703
    @disgurstingshat9703 3 года назад +1

    This guy is hilarious

  • @MamaTtoB-P
    @MamaTtoB-P 3 года назад +2

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 oh my gosh this guy is hilarious

  • @robertschwartz4810
    @robertschwartz4810 3 года назад +1

    Half a moon is better than no moon - - -

  • @jujenshrestha7584
    @jujenshrestha7584 3 года назад

    my dad spits all over the house.

  • @Thecodexnoir
    @Thecodexnoir 3 года назад +4

    Funny but.. how many years is he going to go before he realizes his pants aren’t the right fn size? Sagging skinny jeans were NEVER seggy and they still aren’t.

  • @dianaclay1751
    @dianaclay1751 3 года назад

    As a youngster I used to drop quarters into PPC!

  • @TheSuburban15
    @TheSuburban15 3 года назад

    I'm pretty certain I heard this before, but I'm still ROFL

  • @constanceskalecki4928
    @constanceskalecki4928 3 года назад +2

    Does anyone want to guess which comments Major Old Windbag is going to criticize for this evening? We can make a game out of it.

    • @theonetruesarauniya
      @theonetruesarauniya 3 года назад +1

      Lmao, just going to rant about millennials don't have mannera anymore.

    • @fredleemh
      @fredleemh 3 года назад +1

      Hey grumpy old guy
      . There's people asking for your comments .

    • @constanceskalecki4928
      @constanceskalecki4928 3 года назад

      @@fredleemh , actually, he’s not the windbag that I was talking about, lol. There is another who is much worse.

    • @fredleemh
      @fredleemh 3 года назад

      @@constanceskalecki4928 funny hope u find em

  • @StartFromScratch1
    @StartFromScratch1 3 года назад

    verschlucken is german for choking. 😁

  • @chellygarcia6529
    @chellygarcia6529 3 года назад

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rickycowan6969
    @rickycowan6969 3 года назад

    I too suffer from ppc.😢😉😂🤣

  • @corderoharris6791
    @corderoharris6791 3 года назад

    I suffer from ppc.

  • @snailrancher
    @snailrancher 3 года назад

    There is no way a Brit would tell you to pull up your “pants” - that’s “underwear” in North America. Still funny though!

  • @mitchiegotmovesy7635
    @mitchiegotmovesy7635 3 года назад +1

    Brrrrd

  • @nathanandreign1750
    @nathanandreign1750 3 года назад

    Hi

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 3 года назад

    Nice accent and joke right off.

  • @JesusisJesus
    @JesusisJesus 3 года назад +2

    Why’s he wearing lipstick?
    I think he’s a closet husband.

    • @jamiewilliams3179
      @jamiewilliams3179 3 года назад +9

      Studies show that people that randomly accuse people they don’t know of being gay are gay themselves….

  • @teamclarkin4754
    @teamclarkin4754 3 года назад +1

    Good routine, a bit heavy on the stage makeup.

  • @em1osmurf
    @em1osmurf 3 года назад

    nope. delivery is slow and no variety. next.

  • @DavidSingerDRS
    @DavidSingerDRS 3 года назад +2

    One of the worst I’ve seen on this channel.

    • @reaperkollyns6495
      @reaperkollyns6495 3 года назад

      You must have missed the bit by the gay, white, African dude...this is 1000x better.