«The need to feel pleasure was once satisfied by human beings. Now, we can implement the same functionality with hands». «The individual desires pleasure. Without that the cohesion of groups is impossible... and so is civilization». 🤣
For years after playing this, I have had "Go in and go in and go in and go in...", "I do not move out of the way", "...CHINESE...", Moskau, "I'll jack you into a mouse", "Bring me the oceans you stole...", and "Fly away now" randomly pop into my head.
if you follow along with the logic and conversations there is a thread of a story here that makes sense. its amazing when you finally become aware of the narrative of the malkavian mod. become enlightened!
13:19 For those who want to know what the actual hatch code is, it's 12232113333332121132231321133212113. I found this out, replaying this moment at x0.25 speed.
I don't know why but the bit that made me laugh the hardest was "My instructions are to give information about information about information about information about" *explodes*
19:55 "I think I'm gonna lay low for a while." *perfect timing as the camera literally shakes* ..okay maybe not perfect timing, but y'know what I meant.
Amnesia is a scary thing, but I say right here and right now I would love to get it just to be able to experience this gem of a mod for the first time all over again. ♥
"Pussycats, $250" "Yeah, well its not too pretty" "you underestimate human kind's love of f ing" ... "now we can implement the same functionality with hands" XD
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"You lost your parents at a young age, but I lost my pocket knife. Which one requires more courage?"
worlds first ytp game
this and cracklife cm are the best mods ever
"This will be our only dish until the criminals and students start running the European Union again."
This aged like wine.
„Could you tell me how to find hell?“
*“Yes go right in..“*
Shit doesnt get old
"You're just a machine! What do you want?!"
"Bob Page"
"You sound sincere....I'll think about it"
"In the future, all humour will be randomly generated."
*Augmented. All humour will be augmented.
"Gunther's in that room. Remember that a headshot is a lethal takedown ;)"
_"I have opened the Mayor. When the power drops... go, and go in, and go in, and go in..."_
Go in like the US Marshal and his three daughters, and we lose the vaccine.
@@burnttoast26 we wanna power down the whole system
@@frostcore2214 That will be your butt.
@@burnttoast26 Get PILLS against my orders! Get moving!
"I just wanted to find some food" "You can have my sawn off shotgun"
«The need to feel pleasure was once satisfied by human beings. Now, we can implement the same functionality with hands». «The individual desires pleasure. Without that the cohesion of groups is impossible... and so is civilization». 🤣
“By the way Denton, my three daughters turned up dead. Here’s your op bonus, 1000 credits!”
I can't forget this line:
_My dad used to say: slaughter, slaughter, slaughter. He's dead. I like that._
It makes me want to use that in one of my tracks :D
I often just say that to myself for no reason, it's such a good nonsense line
_"I have opened the mayor. When the power drops... go in and go in and go in and go in......"_
My friends and I still use the "...go in, and go in, and go in, and go in like the U.S. marshall and his 3 daughters..." line to this day.
This mod is an authentic experience of playing Malkavian in Vampire The Masquerade.
My father used to say "Slaughter, slaughter, slaughter!". He's dead.
I like that.
It's pretty smart for UNATCO to rig their retinal scanner to suck away bio-electrical energy if you identify with the NSF.
see, you get it!
For years after playing this, I have had "Go in and go in and go in and go in...", "I do not move out of the way", "...CHINESE...", Moskau, "I'll jack you into a mouse", "Bring me the oceans you stole...", and "Fly away now" randomly pop into my head.
Nice chatting!
After 16 years, the the Lamp "who are you!" will never not get me.
Jc: how’s your daughter?
Felix the cat: hundreds of times more explosive than fusion reaction!
My schizophrenia is augmented.
Dat will be adequate
You wanna talk to El Ray?
7:24 the legendary moment
1:26 I still think about this wherever anyone says “go in”
I just came back to this video to rewatch that part
25:04
- How's your daughter?
- Hundreds of times more explosive than fusion reaction
- |¬.¬|
We're 100% BLACK!
"Me too"
*(turns into black)*
Old men are the future
Your greatest strength was crack
New age!
[Vile Threats]
"Sorry, some bad news - I... _I_ ...
I am prepared to perform my -duties- *doodies* "
[awkward silence]
This thing is chock full of YTMND fads. What a time capsule.
"Oh yeah, my three Daughters just died, here's some money." - Lobster Pigeon Man
Yes. here is your OP bonus!
Yes Indeed
" I Thought you were a gep gun " bro this line was already a meme back in the dxmp days
I’ll never get tired of seeing jc argue with his own reflection
Just another parasite...
Basically, my WOLF can just go around and execute anyone you want.
Imagine if Deus Ex had a Gangrel mod.
I DO NOT MOVE OUT OF THE WAY
That will be adequate
Technology has come a long way in order to bring a classic in such high fidelity
Yesssss......
We still dream of one day seeing a completed version of this mod.
13:18 the code actually works tho :)
*I DO NOT MOVE OUT OF THE WAY!!!*
Code name: Lemon Lime
Here's the brick of chocolate
@@CapralHarrison That will be adequate!
"have you ever heard of questions"
16:30
This convo packs as much truth and wisdom as anything in the base game.
OMG, there are hidden LIPSMACKS.
"Ideologies, democratic institutions, the struggle for power"
"Precisely"
"Why?"
"Yessss"
It makes sense
if you follow along with the logic and conversations there is a thread of a story here that makes sense. its amazing when you finally become aware of the narrative of the malkavian mod. become enlightened!
Does the water cooler become ruler of the galaxy?
I must be some kind of standard; the anonymous gangbanger of the 21st Century.
- JC Denton, to a mech
13:19 For those who want to know what the actual hatch code is, it's 12232113333332121132231321133212113. I found this out, replaying this moment at x0.25 speed.
But does it work?
@@KajuTheRudeMonke No idea. So far, the only Deus Ex game I've played was Human Revolution.
@@KajuTheRudeMonkeIt does
Alien technology? Relax, its perfectly safe.
They really got lucius debeers' cryosleep container sitting out in the open
29:26 "One illic't generating plant, One illic't generating plant" is stuck in my head often
We got this CHINESE place sealed tight.
Nice chatting!
“Forgive my interruption, my vision is augmented.”
M A T H E M A T I C A L L Y L I K E L Y
We're 100% BLACK.
Me too.
@@dodm2010🌚
I love that JC will stare up at the heavens after some conversations as if he is looking for a way to make sense of this world before giving up.
We've all been there at one point.
I don't know why but the bit that made me laugh the hardest was
"My instructions are to give information about information about information about information about" *explodes*
Deus Ex Malkavian mod: Where there’s smoke, they pinch back.
Malkavian Mod: The GEP Gun is the most silent way to eliminate Manderley
Malkavian Mod: *lip smack* What a rotten way to die.
@@MindOfGenius Malkavian Mod: Good luck. We're 100% BLACK!
@@daedalus6433 Me too.
@@MindOfGenius The code to the ramp is 666, but watch out for Sandra's friend.
Paul... I... I...
*i thought you were a GEP gun.*
1:17 My favorite bit of dialogue from the mod.
"I'm here to perform my duties" is a gem
This mod is pure madness and i love it.
5:17
*deep breath*
BEATORIIIIICEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeEEEEEEeee
Do you promise not to hurt my WOLF
[Lie] Sure.
I like that.
" comeback when you kill a prisoner against my orders" 😂😂" btw my 3 daughters turned up dead heres ypur op bonus"😂😂
I DO NOT MOVE OUT OF THE WAY! 🇺🇸
Want this candy bar?
@@azuredragonofnether5433 That will be adequate.
@@thathatguy1151 WHO ARE YOU?
@@joltz..2042gets items name
Oh no worry its just a fucking landmine
Paul I... I...
They should replace Paul with an actual talking GEP gun in the next version.
I thought you were a GEP gun.
[The bum screams at you]
"BITCH im a good neighbor" is such a raw and goofy line lol. This mod is peak
Strangely enough, this mixed voice clip sounds perfectly natural.
Actually 100% **B L A C K**
Me too
Cops... that's what the sonuvabitch uses in operations against black people.
@@mierzhen Painfully accurate..
20:15 deep thoughts from JC 💭
The "..." gets me every time.
The way JC turns to stare at nothingness, completely speechless is just beautiful.
I haven’t played deus ex at all, now I want to
When you play it... remember to go in, and go in, and go in, and go in....
@@lonestar6709 ...like the US marshal and his three daughters and we lose the vaccine.
@@noahfessenden6478By the way, my three daughters turned up dead. Here's your up bonus
@Yegor_Epanchintsev even better its a different persons 3 daughters
Play it on the gmdx mod
19:55 "I think I'm gonna lay low for a while."
*perfect timing as the camera literally shakes*
..okay maybe not perfect timing, but y'know what I meant.
"The bots program the police to starve to death"
*Nods in agreement*
To be fair, something similar happens in Deus Ex: Human Revolution.
29:05 He do be spittin' straight facts.
Amnesia is a scary thing, but I say right here and right now I would love to get it just to be able to experience this gem of a mod for the first time all over again. ♥
"Have any crack?"
"This will be our only dish until the criminals and students start running the European Union again"
🤣
0:52 never realized that sweet 1k was turned into 42. meaning of life, universe and everything, that...
The high res models are so cursed
"I think the BLACK people didn't show up for work at all" lmao
Pretty suspicious
We're 100% BLACK
@@dreadpiratezachMe too.
"Get pills against my orders, get moving!" -Manderley telling JC to deal drugs against his orders
I do not move out of the way!
Want this candybar?
Yeesssssss
WHO ARE YOU!?
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!
this is fantastic. I wonder if with modern voice AI generators and its possibilities, this would be more or less hilarious.
I bet I could jack the 747...
heheh
(Mathematically likely...)
The most profound moment in gaming
Why are you locked in the bathroom?
@@Ezio999Auditore You talking to me?
@@SweetTeaConnoisseur I think you should try getting a job.
@@51SErVER Okay. Where?
@@SweetTeaConnoisseur in secret organisation called "My Knife"
uh oh my personality disorder is acting up again, I hope I dont do anything wacky
uh oh stinky
Fun fact, real wolves don't bark, except as puppies.
How do you know wolves don’t bark? Maybe they just choose not to bark because they are not puppies any more.
My barking is augmented
I was okay with a talking pigeon who runs UNATCO but a barking wolf is where I draw the line
@@Jump-n-smashThat would still mean they don't. If you chose not to drink, you don't drink.
@@gilgameshmcballin LMAO! 😆
I love this game and the mods you can do with it on pc are just amazing
"Pussycats, $250"
"Yeah, well its not too pretty"
"you underestimate human kind's love of f ing"
...
"now we can implement the same functionality with hands" XD
About Information,About Information,About Information,About Information,About Information,About Information,About Information,About Information...
JC in Malkavian mod: "Everyone be like: "my life a movie." My life a RUclips Poop."
I often ask people "have you heard of questions?" in hopes that one day someone will get it
So far 0%
"Ok, NO."
23:14 "One time i was drunk and fell asleep and they put me on the train tracks"
Those Junkies are really bad people
Man, who did this mod must have a lot of free time. So much work for this joke lol
Man... I don't know why but i watch this video almost everyday and remember all quotes from it already. Always funny. Thank you
I think this could be the greatest game ever made.
you kiled mt wolf...ha-ha, i liked that
He's a frenchman
Have some crack?
I am your man.
@@pointcuration1278 *trust him*
We’re 100% black.
@@Ezio999Auditore Me too.
I am the bartender
*i am your man...*
Have you heard of questions?
@@thathatguy1151I bet you think you're pretty smart.... now go
@@jeffcarroll1990shock Don't say a word.
We can not tell tou what we do not know about Smuggler.
...he is out of town.
something my EYES have neva beHELD before!
Manderley Raps
The guy screaming in the toilet was the highlight for me
That was part of the base game in another location. I can't remember exactly where he is but I was always rolling when I saw it. Hilarious.
His screaming was augmented
@@Jump-n-smash 😂