Ask Mr. Deity Anything

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  • Опубликовано: 30 янв 2025

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  • @LoveoftheDarkFiberArts
    @LoveoftheDarkFiberArts 12 лет назад +1

    I agree completely. I can't even fathom why this character isn't on cable yet. It's funny, thought provoking, and something I really look forward to seeing.

  • @juarezcastelo
    @juarezcastelo 13 лет назад +5

    I love how they managed to hide the brand of the laptop... with appless!!!

  • @stylis666
    @stylis666 3 года назад +1

    Just as lovely as the first time I saw this one. I think it's about time for me to binge all of your videos again. You never seize to amaze me, misterdeity, not now, not in the past, not ever.

  • @PacoOtis
    @PacoOtis 7 лет назад +1

    I'm a septuagenarian and just found this channel and think it is great!! Everyone needs to tell everyone! Religion is the cancer of the intellect of our planet!

  • @NobilisBellator
    @NobilisBellator 13 лет назад +1

    I love your table settings. Hahaha the Apple right in the middle of the computer, nice touch. Too bad you did not take a bite into it...mouahahaha

  • @jaredbork2586
    @jaredbork2586 9 лет назад +11

    One of my favorite channels I've found. Such a charming and clever mind.

  • @LunarFuror
    @LunarFuror 13 лет назад +3

    A great time for the whole family and friends.

  • @stratdude56
    @stratdude56 12 лет назад +1

    I would like to tell you, and your staff that if were up to me , you'd have a spot on prime time cable. what superb writing!

    • @Tambra333
      @Tambra333 12 часов назад

      That’s what I was thinking too! These q and a bits are funnier than any parts of the few shows I watch on cable. How does misterdeity keep himself a secret all this time? Must have good notes from the almighty…😉

  • @misterdeity
    @misterdeity  12 лет назад +4

    Actually, "actor" is the last thing I'd call myself. I'm a writer/director first. But thanks for the sentiment. I really appreciate it.

  • @Nasuth
    @Nasuth 13 лет назад +1

    Wonderful way to keep people hooked between episodes! Please more!
    Also; Mr. Deity, was The Last Supper also the very first Epic Meal Time?

  • @Crispy_Bee
    @Crispy_Bee 13 лет назад +1

    I love the way you always 'sneak' apples into the videos! :D
    Awesome cup by the way!

  • @Tambra333
    @Tambra333 12 часов назад

    This is one of my favorite of all of your videos! So glad I found it as I binge through your work haphazardly. Fantastic script, had me smiling ear to ear throughout. You’re brilliant, Mr d 🤩

  • @bronney
    @bronney 13 лет назад +1

    as usual brilliant! I love that "in my book" little thing lol omg. excuse me

  • @misterdeity
    @misterdeity  12 лет назад +2

    That needs to be an episode. Thanks. B

  • @aikimark1955
    @aikimark1955 13 лет назад +1

    Holy F**k! -- speaking of the immaculate conception... :-)
    I remembered the emoticon this time. That was fun.

  • @misterdeity
    @misterdeity  12 лет назад +2

    I'm just too busy, and my "friends" list is never ending. Who needs another at this point?

  • @misterdeity
    @misterdeity  13 лет назад +1

    @LoydBonifide That's a lot of pressure on the old guy. Who to pick... who to pick. Though stuff.

  • @Rationalific
    @Rationalific 13 лет назад +2

    Even Q&A is hilarious! I'd like to see more, in addition to your other shows. I'll order Season 4, too.

  • @misterdeity
    @misterdeity  13 лет назад +2

    @Ilicium We're shooting a new Words this week. And I try to read and respond to all of my mail. Don't know how I missed you. Finally, I wear a Casio watch which I think is solar if I remember correctly -- it was a present. And the disk on my neck says "Luck" in English and Chinese. Luck is the guiding force of the Mr. Deity universe.

  • @misterdeity
    @misterdeity  13 лет назад +1

    @psb1964 Yep, I think you're right. This way, no one can call him messy Jesse.

  • @doomkoala
    @doomkoala 13 лет назад +2

    friggin awesome! Loved this and the whole season with it's explosive finale. You guys make the world a better place.

  • @perseomunevar
    @perseomunevar 9 лет назад +7

    A real Apple covering the Apple logo. ... nice. ....!!!!

  • @jdw0426
    @jdw0426 13 лет назад +1

    8:20 your blowing my mind, man.

  • @Mr12tony34
    @Mr12tony34 13 лет назад +2

    loved it!

  • @misterdeity
    @misterdeity  13 лет назад +1

    @psb1964 They don't sell them together. I'd try Pottery Barn and Trader Joe's.

  • @misterdeity
    @misterdeity  13 лет назад +1

    @GypsyLeah So true. Although my buddy Sam Harris is pretty good at it (I hear), and he's as American as they get.

  • @Wiley_Coyote
    @Wiley_Coyote 13 лет назад +1

    Its been awhile. When did Mr. D grow a mullet?

  • @hgryphon
    @hgryphon 13 лет назад

    Mr. Deity, I liked this and I give it positive feedback!

  • @franklater2908
    @franklater2908 12 лет назад

    I'm with Mr. Deity; I like Rosh Sashanah too. It sounds like you're sneezing from a bad cold, which is fitting this time of the year.

  • @HippopotamusPencil
    @HippopotamusPencil 13 лет назад

    Lol, I recognized myself so much in "does the tree falling in the forest make any sound?" question and answer...

  • @misterdeity
    @misterdeity  13 лет назад +1

    @TheAtheologian Yeah, at least switch over to a vaporizer.

  • @wailinburnin
    @wailinburnin 13 лет назад +1

    Dear Mr Diety,
    The Bounty ad background music is great while you read through the comments, hope you get back to answer some of them - cool segment, I'm so lame I had to look up the WWJD thing!

  • @misterdeity
    @misterdeity  12 лет назад

    And you can get it at our cafepress store.

  • @bjjolley
    @bjjolley 13 лет назад +1

    "Without further to do..."
    *snort*

  • @misterdeity
    @misterdeity  13 лет назад +1

    @mattyisagod That's not a joke. Neither I nor Mr. Deity have the attention span for that kind of thing. It's very demanding. Try it.

  • @stopsign38
    @stopsign38 13 лет назад

    Loved it!!!

  • @mattyisagod
    @mattyisagod 13 лет назад +1

    "I don't have the attention span for meditation"
    Just.... wow. And I thought my jokes were bad.

  • @arsenelupin123
    @arsenelupin123 13 лет назад

    Love the disposition of the apple lolll!

  • @pmadsea077
    @pmadsea077 13 лет назад

    I love how you have used the bowl of apples to conceal the Apple logo. :)

  • @DavidBroman
    @DavidBroman 12 лет назад

    Mista D, you are a GREAT actor. I think you should be the new lead actor for The Office

  • @TheShortStory
    @TheShortStory 13 лет назад

    Great, as always. The Good Deity knows how to write a great script, no matter the scene.
    (Apart from the "begat" part of a certain book of yours. Work in progress or was that the actual first chapter you wrote? I usually write the introduction later in the process when I've got the flow going. That part did not have flow, just sayin') In any case, will be looking forward to more answers.

  • @rdecredico
    @rdecredico 12 лет назад

    Brilliant stuff~!

  • @davepugh2519
    @davepugh2519 2 года назад +1

    This series always reminds me of one of the things God doesn't have - a sense of humour.

  • @misterdeity
    @misterdeity  12 лет назад

    I will now!

  • @Surtak
    @Surtak 13 лет назад

    @ZergAteu
    Genius! It's the little things that get me.

  • @MrCybin
    @MrCybin 11 лет назад

    "What's wrong with your hand?" "Nothing... it's just feeling really sawth."

  • @canwelook
    @canwelook 3 года назад

    Totally didn't get the WWJD question, and how they were horrified until realising it was 'what' not 'who'.
    So I looked it up and burst out laughing.

  • @AestusL4
    @AestusL4 13 лет назад

    @jdw0426 I know right? It's like he was speaking right to my heart!

  • @mnkittel
    @mnkittel 12 лет назад

    To be fair, he's the only one who answers fan mail with something other than a lightning bolt to the head, a lava storm, or a Darth Vader-like voice from a whirlwind bellowing "How dare you question me?!?!"

  • @SirBunghole
    @SirBunghole 12 лет назад

    What is Michelangelo like?
    Did you get bored posing for all those paintings?
    Why is your beard so short now?
    How many fingers am I holding up?
    TIA. You're the best!

  • @Almamater8888
    @Almamater8888 13 лет назад

    Hey Mr. Deity, When are the new DVDs to be mailed out? My credit card has been charged, but no DVD has arrived yet.

  • @psb1964
    @psb1964 13 лет назад

    @MiserablerHurensohn Mary herself is the Immaculate Conception. That is to say, Mary was born without Original Sin, to avoid contaminating Jesse. It does not mean that Jesse himself was conceived immaculately. But I do suspect Jesse was conceived without the messy stuff usually associated with the process.

  • @WolfOreo
    @WolfOreo 13 лет назад

    Hey, you took the first answer from when you guys were making the iPhone app thing in this video /watch?v=_-393MiYG98 at 1:22 :o
    When is the smile-a-day email thing coming out anyway?

  • @steveminshew6906
    @steveminshew6906 3 года назад +1

    As an antitheist myself I would humbly like to point out that this show can be broken down to;
    95% Christianity bashing.
    4.5% Jewish bashing.
    .5% Every other religion bashing.
    Maybe a bit more of picking on, oh I don't know...maybe Islam would make this seem a little more daring...? 🤔

    • @canwelook
      @canwelook 3 года назад

      It's called relevance in humour. We live in a Christian dominated, Christian oppressive, society. The Jews and Muslims share the same Abrahaic God so get plenty of coverage for mine.

  • @LadySorrowIshana
    @LadySorrowIshana 12 лет назад

    I have a very tough question for Mr. Deity, and it would probably make a good episode to answer. It's about the whole Babylonian thing. If God was concerned that mankind was united and cursed them because he did not want them to work together and accomplish such things like becoming like him or getting closer to him, like the Bible suggests in the account of the Tower of Babel, does that mean he wants and likes us to be divided so we don't become godlike beings?

  • @kohno214
    @kohno214 13 лет назад

    I love the apple covering the Apple logo.

  • @mnkittel
    @mnkittel 12 лет назад

    Answer: Mr. Deity doesn't "get" angry or jealous. Those are permanent states of being for the Deity due to knowing everything in advance.

  • @NathanaelCBR
    @NathanaelCBR 13 лет назад

    When you have your allknowingness turned off, don't you freak out that there's stuff happening that you don't know about? And when you turn it back on, don't you suddenly know everything that happened while it was turned off?

  • @psb1964
    @psb1964 13 лет назад

    @misterdeity I really like the fact that you read all the comments, just like the way you answer all prayers. I wish I could be your on staff 'token catholic'. But I went from being a token catholic to a lapsed catholic to just another lousy atheist.

  • @misterdeity
    @misterdeity  13 лет назад +1

    @FreidasGarden No, I was afraid they'd be repulsed by what they saw when they looked at the field of Republican candidates.

  • @PrincessTS01
    @PrincessTS01 6 лет назад

    dear mister d, how many system lords are in the milky way galaxy and how big is your goa'uld symbiot?

  • @psb1964
    @psb1964 13 лет назад

    Where can I get a bowl of apples like that?

  • @misterdeity
    @misterdeity  12 лет назад

    I like the phrase, "sexual activity with the hand" or SAWTH. We have to meme that bad boy -- pun intended.

  • @ObakeOnna
    @ObakeOnna 13 лет назад

    Author of everything. There we have it. So much for that Paul guy saying that you are not the author of confusion. I mean, of course it's obvious he was wrong all along, it's just that people keep quoting him all the time on that...

  • @ThePharphis
    @ThePharphis 9 лет назад

    Loved the jab at chiropractic

  • @miserablerhurensohn
    @miserablerhurensohn 13 лет назад

    Coming up on December 8th is something called The Immaculate Conception. Is that when Jessy got conceived? Was his Mom only preggers for like 17 days?

  • @misterdeity
    @misterdeity  12 лет назад

    My brain hurts.

  • @NoNamesLeft0102
    @NoNamesLeft0102 13 лет назад

    *blink twice* YES! A new Mister Deity video. btw, what do you think of What would Jesus Buy, otherwise known as WWJB? lol

  • @misterdeity
    @misterdeity  13 лет назад

    @weatherbyn It's very close, innit?

  • @misterdeity
    @misterdeity  13 лет назад +1

    @mathyou9 That's funny. I'm going to make an I'm an ex-Mormon ad soon.

  • @misterdeity
    @misterdeity  12 лет назад +1

    Mr. Deity keeps his all-knowingness turned off.

  • @mathyou9
    @mathyou9 13 лет назад

    @misterdeity, we had an brief e-mail exchange (about a year ago) regarding ex-Mormonism. Well the 15-second add that preceded my viewing of this particular video was one of those "... and I'm a Mormon" ads. LOL! I thought it was quite ironic.

  • @Azrael666Azazel
    @Azrael666Azazel 13 лет назад

    Mr. Deity what is the meaning of life and does it involve Klondike bars in any way?

  • @NativeNewMexican
    @NativeNewMexican 12 лет назад

    Oooh! Oooh! I will! Do I get something for it? You know, like the ability to be pompous and smug and tell everyone they're going to burn for infinity with a smile on my face? What's the perks?

  • @PresidentialWinner
    @PresidentialWinner 13 лет назад

    spectic magazine commercials, me likey!

  • @TheMorrigansCrow
    @TheMorrigansCrow 13 лет назад

    @ExtinctPhotography It is a show dude. He is an actor. Watch some of his other videos.

  • @TheRepublicOfUngeria
    @TheRepublicOfUngeria 13 лет назад

    My wife had the audacity to pray without head covering earlier today, whatever should I do?

  • @misterdeity
    @misterdeity  13 лет назад +1

    @Rafinius What a downvoter!!! Well, I'm downvoting your downvote because I find it lacking and unsupportive compared to all your other comments. So, the downvote is in the hope of you spending more time on the positive. Other than that, I love your comments. Keep up the good work, and less of this.

  • @LoydBonifide
    @LoydBonifide 13 лет назад

    @LoydBonifide Ann, Mr Deity mispelled "tough".

  • @JJPHILLYLG
    @JJPHILLYLG 13 лет назад

    Too goddamn funny! Oops, sorry Mr. Deity.

  • @liljimmylv
    @liljimmylv 13 лет назад

    @Slacktoo April 1 is the old Pagan new year, which is why the christians called it April fools day, so as to call out anyone who still celebrated it. :)

  • @Quetzalcoatlv3p14
    @Quetzalcoatlv3p14 12 лет назад

    Will you wear pjs more often?

  • @M44RT3NL4MB3RTS
    @M44RT3NL4MB3RTS 12 лет назад

    "sammy @i'm to sexy for my atheism " I would have wanted to see Sammy Harris face when he heard that..

  • @RaggedM88
    @RaggedM88 13 лет назад

    Some funny stuff here.

  • @Emanresu56
    @Emanresu56 13 лет назад

    "I don't keep my all-knowingness turned on."

  • @puellanivis
    @puellanivis 13 лет назад

    O Divinite,
    Te vexat quod Ecclēsia ūtendum latinae in liturgiā fīnīvit?

  • @weatherbyn
    @weatherbyn 13 лет назад

    Is that a mullet you've got going?

  • @misterdeity
    @misterdeity  13 лет назад +1

    @virtuallyjesuschrist Only the true messiah denies that he's the new messiah!!!! And the fact that you're saving my butt proves it. All hail the new messiah, virtuallyjesuschrist!!!!

  • @misterdeity
    @misterdeity  13 лет назад

    @terrythecensor You just have to make a leap of faith.

  • @misterdeity
    @misterdeity  13 лет назад

    @RaggedM88 Thanks!

  • @kyryll
    @kyryll 13 лет назад

    whats "head over heals" mean?

  • @BrendanBeckett
    @BrendanBeckett 13 лет назад

    @TrueThanny He should have turned the mug the wrong way around, too

  • @rampaginwalrus
    @rampaginwalrus 13 лет назад

    I just got the apples in front of the apple on the computer. Ha.

  • @misterdeity
    @misterdeity  13 лет назад

    @pmadsea077 I get more kudos for that dumb little trick. Thanks so much!

  • @guidi2005
    @guidi2005 13 лет назад

    @misterdeity I'm pretty sure you planted the idea in my head anyway, so have at it.

  • @TrueThanny
    @TrueThanny 13 лет назад

    I like the little dig at Sam Harris.

  • @teavea10
    @teavea10 13 лет назад

    I don't blame Joseph for having hard feelings. He was quite overshadowed. According to the catholic church Mary was always virgin. If so, Joseph likely never got to consummate with anyone.

  • @mahdatonta
    @mahdatonta 13 лет назад

    Disappointed? No bananas in that bowl!

  • @mestiarcanus
    @mestiarcanus 13 лет назад +1

    Nice change of pace, and funny as ever.
    Just one thing: how come you're okay with people asking what Jesse would do but not who? If I were in your guys' position, I'd want to keep that whole sheep fetish under wraps. ;)

  • @gamesbok
    @gamesbok 12 лет назад

    I think the Tower of Babel project was going fine, but some idiot decided to call in Management Consultants who them asked them to write a mission statement. The slippery slope to confusion and failed communication was then assured.