Okay, so I slowed down the time when Rob was trying to kill Taubenstein, and here's what I found. Observation: 4 - chest shots 3 - elbow shots He fired 25 rounds into Taubenstein and only 7 of the bullets hit. Rob's accuracy was 28% and could not have killed Taubenstein seeing as the MP7 in SCP Secret Lab deals 13.2 damage regardless of which body part was hit unless the head of course. With that in mind 13.2 multiplied by 7 would be around 92 damage which would not have killed a D class. Assumptions: The researcher did not account for the attachments of the gun which could have lowered or increased the damage of the said gun. Conclusion: Rob was close to killing Taubenstein if he had landed another shot.
Honestly the biggest “your fucked” moment in this game is when you find SCP-179 and shy guy standing next to each other, you gotta stare at one without looking at the other
"I headshoted him!" well, he is alive and you are dead you shot an entire mag and there was 3 10 hp taps on his health I don't think that was a headshot
Nearly missed this video cause I can't turn notifications; as Kaif's channel is considered "primarily content for children " *kaif yells 'fuck the dboys'*
Two reasons lost failed to kill the d-class, one his aim is shit and two he has the suppresser on the mp7 witch makes it weaker then the comp 5 with out a suppresser.
By rewatching this video many times, I can assume that Rob thought he shot the D-boi to the head many times but in actuality, he shot him in his torso which does not crit.
Kaif thanks for putting up vids and vods on the other channel so I'm not bored out of my mind on my way to Disneyworld. Keep up the outstanding work and have fun.
I like how if I was to utter a sound while watching this, my most loved people in the world would instantly whip their heads toward me so fast their necks would snap as they wondered: "What...what is wrong this you...?
The idea of the pigeon makes me think that there might of been an incident in the scp lore where a complete lockdown of a site was caused because someone left a window open and a pigeon flew in. I don’t know why, but I find that hilarious.
Trust me, I' ve played with the Pigeon.. This is all he does xD
@@damienmikhafukunaga Tis me 0-0
sazar.. you dirty boi
@@Sazar Hello Sazar
you are absolutely right
Is Kaif just simping for your comment only?
"Dude he had a gun see"
"Omg"
And he gets away with it again
Cops in America be like:
Silver tonge devil strikes again
@@hydra_daydreamer k.
"YOU CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS"
@@hydra_daydreamer blm like:
"I think my joke was up there with the gods"
SCP-343: NO IT WAS NOT, SAZAR
Love the fact that 2 minutes ago I was talking about scp 343 to my religious friend before I saw this comment
0:22
Im proud to say that i raised this pigeon and he has went on to great things
The only person I trust with my pigeons
You're a good man, thank you
Get Better scwub
Rob lets be honest that pigeon has been raising you =P
Rob I would say your aim was cancer but cancer actually kills people
That pigeon thing was nasty ngl
Wdym it was beautiful. It made me cry.
I can’t like this sadly, it has 420 likes
Man, Headshot is back while Rob can't even get a headshot, how poetic
I hope we see Headshot in Kaif's bids again. Wasn't he in the WoW ToS Suspended vid, having to change his name from Kumshot?
@@FrostiKitsune that was Mike
@@KenjiAsakura09 i miss mike
@@derekarg5865 where did mike go?
@@spookxz no idea. i heard the rumor that he got kicked from sr
Okay, so I slowed down the time when Rob was trying to kill Taubenstein, and here's what I found.
Observation:
4 - chest shots
3 - elbow shots
He fired 25 rounds into Taubenstein and only 7 of the bullets hit. Rob's accuracy was 28% and could not have killed Taubenstein seeing as the MP7 in SCP Secret Lab deals 13.2 damage regardless of which body part was hit unless the head of course. With that in mind 13.2 multiplied by 7 would be around 92 damage which would not have killed a D class.
Assumptions:
The researcher did not account for the attachments of the gun which could have lowered or increased the damage of the said gun.
Conclusion:
Rob was close to killing Taubenstein if he had landed another shot.
why is your name Justice F
tau was left on 25 hp
It looks like he did land one headshot at the beginning.
Tau was on 120 hp at the start
dang u really are awesome
"This is an announcement" has to be one of the funniest things i haven't seen Kaif laugh at.
The song at 2:35 is no sons of mine - misery, killing me. And it's amazing, thx kaif for this new band to listen to.
Thanks man
tysm
Thanks! I think I'll look at them when I can
Thanks
Thanks so much for giving me the name of that song
Kaif: STOP LAUGHING
Also Kaif: *Laughs*
Sometimes i just cant help myself
@@Kaiff hey kaif what's the music called? 2:34
@@potsy5263 No Sons of Mine Misery, Killing Me
I remember this stream, Rob salt, Anime, and PIGEON
It was a very chaotic stream
@@Kaiff yeah, i laugh a little to hard when watching.
0:51
Happy pigeon
1:00 Drug abuse pigeon
1:02 Hitler pigeon
1:05 drug abusing Hitler pigeon
1:06 drug abusing Hitler before he shot himself pigeon
@@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit wait what
@@fuze7885 Yes
2:35
When you are playing Doom with Nightmare difficulty for the first time
DO NOT MENTION THIS DISGUSTANG GAMEMODE OF A GAME
@@nevr4give220 huh, whut
Armed to the teeth yet the demons just kill you instantly
@@nevr4give220 salty
@@whiteface513abandonedchann8 dud do u know how old this vid and my comment is? Are you Internet explorer?
Having Silvy adopting me, and having Taube as my fellow frend makes me feel so happy to see this
You'll always be my fave Akira 💙 love, Mama UwU
@@Silvylocks *YES I AM MAMA'S FAVORITE*
Taub is a treasure that we must protect
that UwU part hurt me physicly and mentally.
I’m out
😟💥🔫
Goodbye world
At least the voice fit it
UwU
@@arcticfox037 THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU, DEMON!!!!
D-boys: *Exists*
Kaif: Shoots them for memes
The Ethics Committee would like to have a word with him.
The people watching this that are pros: *seriously?*
TRUCE
Kaif just turning down people dreams with his god voice
"I'm a Christmas present"
Famous last words said before death.
He didn't like my holiday spirit 🤷♂️
Some say that small violin is still playing to this day......
Honestly the biggest “your fucked” moment in this game is when you find SCP-179 and shy guy standing next to each other, you gotta stare at one without looking at the other
I mean you did mean SCP-173 and not 179, but yeah. You ain’t wrong.
That damn gag of Kaif's when Silvy was on the mic made me laugh more than it should have.
Kaif is the definition of "Peace was never an option"
He is back when his people needed him the most
My finger broke the sound barrier clicking on the notification
5:47 oh my god... IM NOT THE WORST SHOT IN FPS'S, I'VE BEEN VALIDATED BY ROB'S EXISTENCE!
1:24 Not gonna lie, this isn't as cringy like ebbz's attempt.
Nobody can beat Ebbz in this term
0:51
Happy pigeon
1:00 Drug abuse pigeon
1:02 Hitler pigeon
1:05 drug abusing Hitler pigeon
1:06 drug abusing Hitler before he shot himself pigeon
Kaifs editing has been on point lately 😂
Glad you're liking it, felt some inspiration to do better editing lately :)
1:25
I taught nothing could be worse then x3 nuzzle punces on you, but BOY was i wrong
Thought*
same
“NO IT WAS NOT SAZAR”🤣🤣🤣
"dun" "dun" "DUNNNNNN"
0:25
"I headshoted him!"
well, he is alive and you are dead
you shot an entire mag and there was 3 10 hp taps on his health
I don't think that was a headshot
The mean your not wrong but your not right
My mom: What a handsome boy!
What I look like: 1:07
I love all of the SR Crew, but I must say I love a lot of these new people you're playing with as well
kaif im so happy that youre making more scp videos they give me so much joy when i eat lunch
They Say Bird is the Word THEY RIGHT
2:40 I’ve never get more blue balled
Nearly missed this video cause I can't turn notifications; as Kaif's channel is considered "primarily content for children "
*kaif yells 'fuck the dboys'*
8:00 Kaif this is what's known as a war crime.
bring back silvylocks sometime, that segment brought a proper smile to my face
0:53 = Y E S *Dies of laughing*
1:24 is my favorite scene.
Kaif screaming like the *SEGA please don’t turn me into a* videos: 0:05
I just got back from a doctors appointment to see this this is amazing
Kaif, I just wanna let you know that when I found your channel 2 years ago every upload makes my day
The reason I love watching you guys is I know I will get a good laugh from it
Two reasons lost failed to kill the d-class, one his aim is shit and two he has the suppresser on the mp7 witch makes it weaker then the comp 5 with out a suppresser.
If you use the suppressor on the MP7, you're just using it because you don't know what else to put on your MP7.
By rewatching this video many times, I can assume that Rob thought he shot the D-boi to the head many times but in actuality, he shot him in his torso which does not crit.
I love the pigeon drawing
Finnaly a new SCP video I keep rewatching your SCP videos when I got nothing else to watch :D
got to say this One of your best videos
Kaif thanks for putting up vids and vods on the other channel so I'm not bored out of my mind on my way to Disneyworld. Keep up the outstanding work and have fun.
Dang was just watching the scp vod. And a scp video came out. Loving all the content
7:53 The manliest scream
The final nuke escape was gut-wrenching!
2:40 he was about to rip and tear, but then he died
Last time I was this early Stan hadn't been baguetted yet
No one is "that" early
NOT SCIENTIFICALLY POSSIBLE
1:25 IS WHERE I LOST MY SANITY
UwUs
@@cgg3683 hello fellow fur
@@sdrfoxgaming86 Hewo!
@@cgg3683 UwU
@@sdrfoxgaming86 ŪwŪ
that Pigeon will forever haunt me.
Rob is the agent in XCOM who misses the 100% accuracy point-blank shots
I can’t believe that I actually got like subtitles in the video even though I think the round after I got banned. True lad right here 👍🏻
I proper got you with the window mate
Scared the shit out of me, I forgot that Zombies could smash windows
It's weird that it's only Shy Guy and zombies that can haha
The almighty pigeon is our lord and savior
So he's the one who made you afton
OI KAIF LOVE YA BUD NO HOMO KEEP IT UP!!
I love how mastooz won by essentially saying “no you stay here with me while we all die”
I have played with Taub and I can confirm, he does this a lot, I adore him xD
7:53 manly scream
My great escape getting screwed by the PC gave me PTSD
I enjoy SR vids with Sazar lol kills me everytime
You know, I usually feel bad about my aim because I have hand tremors, but then I see Rob's aim and realize I could be worse.
“Naah naah naaaah nah, naah naah naaaah nah, Wheeey Rob’s bad” played in my mind when 5:02 happened
2:35 yo that riff was sick as where can I find it
Actually a scp that is a Content Crow
"Babe stop, kaif uploaded!!"
I like how if I was to utter a sound while watching this, my most loved people in the world would instantly whip their heads toward me so fast their necks would snap as they wondered:
"What...what is wrong this you...?
I love how at the last second the nuke doors closed.
I love your videos, never stop please it’s amazing
Oh I loved that bit with josh commenting on the rob clip
7:00
*_MEET THE SPY_*
Rob’s just spraying and praying XD
best way to be man
I’m a brave boy!
1:23 :
Not a brave enough boy for dis
Not even 5 second, and his sense is already tingling, XD
God mention crumbs to the pigeon and you’ll have his attention and possibly loyalty
Silvy: *talking uwu stuff* kaif: *vomits*
"I don't think you know the meaning of peace"
Me: Hey at least you're resting in peace
5:44
Rob had a Vietnam flashback 😄
"NO!!!!!!!!!!!!" lol god never change Rob lol
it's so funny when Rob rages
British accent: amazing
Welsh: great
R0b: Bloody fucking amazing, fucking hell mate, great.
"i don't give a fuck!" couple of seconds later
*insert manly scream here*
6:35
i said "little bitch" at the same time
i took a moment there to process how did i predict what kaif was gonna say
Voice modulator=Instant Comedy
This man comedies
Say does anybody know what kaif uses to do that god voice sound effect at 0:24
KIAF WITH CONSISTANT UPLOADING
I love it
No one is Safe When Kaif get a Gun
An actual banger of a video been awhile
Rob attempting to save face for his shite aim is brilliant. Crosshair was nowhere near his head.
Rob: It’s not fuckin funny
Kaif: Stop laughing it’s not funny stop laughing!
Why is this so funny to me
It’s the legion of the trash dump pigeon
Stan: hi
Pigeons: baguette!!!
Fun fact, this was my first laid video, glad I subbed
I love that the button in the thumbnail says no
The idea of the pigeon makes me think that there might of been an incident in the scp lore where a complete lockdown of a site was caused because someone left a window open and a pigeon flew in.
I don’t know why, but I find that hilarious.
WHY IM LAUGHINF SO HARD at the start, HELP, i cant imagine the dude saying wtf why he is shooting me xD