The Pigeon SCP | SCP: Secret Laboratory

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  • Опубликовано: 23 янв 2025
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  • @Sazar
    @Sazar 4 года назад +3786

    Trust me, I' ve played with the Pigeon.. This is all he does xD

    • @Sazar
      @Sazar 4 года назад +69

      @@damienmikhafukunaga Tis me 0-0

    • @Lohverkilp
      @Lohverkilp 4 года назад +22

      sazar.. you dirty boi

    • @BlooDnGoRe564
      @BlooDnGoRe564 4 года назад +16

      @@Sazar Hello Sazar

    • @hunterwolf8266
      @hunterwolf8266 4 года назад +7

      you are absolutely right

    • @BlooDnGoRe564
      @BlooDnGoRe564 4 года назад +14

      Is Kaif just simping for your comment only?

  • @DatToTheBoi
    @DatToTheBoi 4 года назад +1560

    "Dude he had a gun see"
    "Omg"
    And he gets away with it again

  • @RenegadeScooter
    @RenegadeScooter 4 года назад +676

    "I think my joke was up there with the gods"
    SCP-343: NO IT WAS NOT, SAZAR

    • @shadowrosegaming3566
      @shadowrosegaming3566 4 года назад +33

      Love the fact that 2 minutes ago I was talking about scp 343 to my religious friend before I saw this comment

    • @researchertoast
      @researchertoast 10 месяцев назад +1

      0:22

  • @BigBoaby
    @BigBoaby 4 года назад +2943

    Im proud to say that i raised this pigeon and he has went on to great things

    • @yureschede9692
      @yureschede9692 4 года назад +38

      The only person I trust with my pigeons

    • @depression8841
      @depression8841 4 года назад +12

      You're a good man, thank you

    • @eusebioleguizamon6285
      @eusebioleguizamon6285 4 года назад +23

      Get Better scwub

    • @Tyras5
      @Tyras5 4 года назад +13

      Rob lets be honest that pigeon has been raising you =P

    • @imperialspacemarine1539
      @imperialspacemarine1539 4 года назад +39

      Rob I would say your aim was cancer but cancer actually kills people

  • @aliriks8974
    @aliriks8974 4 года назад +809

    That pigeon thing was nasty ngl

    • @bowlofpho2585
      @bowlofpho2585 4 года назад +24

      Wdym it was beautiful. It made me cry.

    • @love_reaper8618
      @love_reaper8618 4 года назад +6

      I can’t like this sadly, it has 420 likes

  • @KenjiAsakura09
    @KenjiAsakura09 4 года назад +673

    Man, Headshot is back while Rob can't even get a headshot, how poetic

    • @FrostiKitsune
      @FrostiKitsune 4 года назад +7

      I hope we see Headshot in Kaif's bids again. Wasn't he in the WoW ToS Suspended vid, having to change his name from Kumshot?

    • @KenjiAsakura09
      @KenjiAsakura09 4 года назад +12

      @@FrostiKitsune that was Mike

    • @derekarg5865
      @derekarg5865 4 года назад +2

      @@KenjiAsakura09 i miss mike

    • @spookxz
      @spookxz 4 года назад +1

      @@derekarg5865 where did mike go?

    • @derekarg5865
      @derekarg5865 4 года назад +7

      @@spookxz no idea. i heard the rumor that he got kicked from sr

  • @justice7659
    @justice7659 3 года назад +384

    Okay, so I slowed down the time when Rob was trying to kill Taubenstein, and here's what I found.
    Observation:
    4 - chest shots
    3 - elbow shots
    He fired 25 rounds into Taubenstein and only 7 of the bullets hit. Rob's accuracy was 28% and could not have killed Taubenstein seeing as the MP7 in SCP Secret Lab deals 13.2 damage regardless of which body part was hit unless the head of course. With that in mind 13.2 multiplied by 7 would be around 92 damage which would not have killed a D class.
    Assumptions:
    The researcher did not account for the attachments of the gun which could have lowered or increased the damage of the said gun.
    Conclusion:
    Rob was close to killing Taubenstein if he had landed another shot.

    • @percthug
      @percthug 2 года назад +2

      why is your name Justice F

    • @inverrtedd
      @inverrtedd 2 года назад +3

      tau was left on 25 hp

    • @Folkvarart
      @Folkvarart 2 года назад +4

      It looks like he did land one headshot at the beginning.

    • @just_s0m169
      @just_s0m169 2 года назад +2

      Tau was on 120 hp at the start

    • @Bomen6362
      @Bomen6362 2 года назад +1

      dang u really are awesome

  • @Jezzared
    @Jezzared 4 года назад +460

    "This is an announcement" has to be one of the funniest things i haven't seen Kaif laugh at.

  • @dmascended0384
    @dmascended0384 4 года назад +169

    The song at 2:35 is no sons of mine - misery, killing me. And it's amazing, thx kaif for this new band to listen to.

    • @mr.m945
      @mr.m945 4 года назад +3

      Thanks man

    • @gfr.
      @gfr. 4 года назад +3

      tysm

    • @flamechar3381
      @flamechar3381 4 года назад +4

      Thanks! I think I'll look at them when I can

    • @PancakeKiller_128
      @PancakeKiller_128 4 года назад +2

      Thanks

    • @tymoteusz2093
      @tymoteusz2093 4 года назад +1

      Thanks so much for giving me the name of that song

  • @KalorieKalosKompany
    @KalorieKalosKompany 4 года назад +89

    Kaif: STOP LAUGHING
    Also Kaif: *Laughs*

    • @Kaiff
      @Kaiff  4 года назад +28

      Sometimes i just cant help myself

    • @potsy5263
      @potsy5263 4 года назад +9

      @@Kaiff hey kaif what's the music called? 2:34

    • @popcornboi1059
      @popcornboi1059 24 дня назад

      @@potsy5263 No Sons of Mine Misery, Killing Me

  • @crossyright9493
    @crossyright9493 4 года назад +207

    I remember this stream, Rob salt, Anime, and PIGEON

    • @Kaiff
      @Kaiff  4 года назад +102

      It was a very chaotic stream

    • @crossyright9493
      @crossyright9493 4 года назад +17

      @@Kaiff yeah, i laugh a little to hard when watching.

    • @BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit
      @BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit 3 года назад +18

      0:51
      Happy pigeon
      1:00 Drug abuse pigeon
      1:02 Hitler pigeon
      1:05 drug abusing Hitler pigeon
      1:06 drug abusing Hitler before he shot himself pigeon

    • @fuze7885
      @fuze7885 3 года назад +5

      @@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit wait what

    • @BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit
      @BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit 3 года назад +4

      @@fuze7885 Yes

  • @bychna2874
    @bychna2874 4 года назад +50

    2:35
    When you are playing Doom with Nightmare difficulty for the first time

    • @nevr4give220
      @nevr4give220 4 года назад +3

      DO NOT MENTION THIS DISGUSTANG GAMEMODE OF A GAME

    • @fuze7885
      @fuze7885 3 года назад +1

      @@nevr4give220 huh, whut

    • @iceboy7720
      @iceboy7720 3 года назад

      Armed to the teeth yet the demons just kill you instantly

    • @whiteface513abandonedchann8
      @whiteface513abandonedchann8 3 года назад +3

      @@nevr4give220 salty

    • @nevr4give220
      @nevr4give220 3 года назад

      @@whiteface513abandonedchann8 dud do u know how old this vid and my comment is? Are you Internet explorer?

  • @Akiirxx
    @Akiirxx 4 года назад +73

    Having Silvy adopting me, and having Taube as my fellow frend makes me feel so happy to see this

    • @Silvylocks
      @Silvylocks 4 года назад +7

      You'll always be my fave Akira 💙 love, Mama UwU

    • @Akiirxx
      @Akiirxx 4 года назад +6

      @@Silvylocks *YES I AM MAMA'S FAVORITE*

    • @maple_harv
      @maple_harv 3 года назад +2

      Taub is a treasure that we must protect

  • @frogjog8822
    @frogjog8822 4 года назад +277

    that UwU part hurt me physicly and mentally.

  • @Navaron3
    @Navaron3 4 года назад +212

    D-boys: *Exists*
    Kaif: Shoots them for memes

    • @internum7184
      @internum7184 4 года назад +3

      The Ethics Committee would like to have a word with him.

    • @vampirichalo5854
      @vampirichalo5854 4 года назад

      The people watching this that are pros: *seriously?*

    • @pikamight4768
      @pikamight4768 4 года назад +1

      TRUCE

  • @tada6848
    @tada6848 4 года назад +125

    Kaif just turning down people dreams with his god voice

  • @darkmatter6705
    @darkmatter6705 4 года назад +49

    "I'm a Christmas present"
    Famous last words said before death.

    • @ProfessorEyebot
      @ProfessorEyebot 4 года назад +2

      He didn't like my holiday spirit 🤷‍♂️

  • @Butler063
    @Butler063 4 года назад +56

    Some say that small violin is still playing to this day......

  • @hskikibot2846
    @hskikibot2846 3 года назад +59

    Honestly the biggest “your fucked” moment in this game is when you find SCP-179 and shy guy standing next to each other, you gotta stare at one without looking at the other

    • @anwd8646
      @anwd8646 3 года назад +10

      I mean you did mean SCP-173 and not 179, but yeah. You ain’t wrong.

  • @Wintercomet100
    @Wintercomet100 4 года назад +23

    That damn gag of Kaif's when Silvy was on the mic made me laugh more than it should have.

  • @jseph8410
    @jseph8410 4 года назад +23

    Kaif is the definition of "Peace was never an option"

  • @aahaanchatterjee9885
    @aahaanchatterjee9885 4 года назад +36

    He is back when his people needed him the most

  • @thatidiotinthecommentsecti8527
    @thatidiotinthecommentsecti8527 4 года назад +108

    My finger broke the sound barrier clicking on the notification

  • @shadowsnake5133
    @shadowsnake5133 3 года назад +5

    5:47 oh my god... IM NOT THE WORST SHOT IN FPS'S, I'VE BEEN VALIDATED BY ROB'S EXISTENCE!

  • @randomizedhumor7849
    @randomizedhumor7849 4 года назад +65

    1:24 Not gonna lie, this isn't as cringy like ebbz's attempt.

    • @yvius3265
      @yvius3265 3 года назад +6

      Nobody can beat Ebbz in this term

  • @BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit
    @BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit 3 года назад +2

    0:51
    Happy pigeon
    1:00 Drug abuse pigeon
    1:02 Hitler pigeon
    1:05 drug abusing Hitler pigeon
    1:06 drug abusing Hitler before he shot himself pigeon

  • @aceeternal6230
    @aceeternal6230 4 года назад +15

    Kaifs editing has been on point lately 😂

    • @Kaiff
      @Kaiff  4 года назад +7

      Glad you're liking it, felt some inspiration to do better editing lately :)

  • @not2shaddy51
    @not2shaddy51 4 года назад +20

    1:25
    I taught nothing could be worse then x3 nuzzle punces on you, but BOY was i wrong

  • @thetruekurohdplayz3374
    @thetruekurohdplayz3374 4 года назад +23

    “NO IT WAS NOT SAZAR”🤣🤣🤣

  • @lavaavalon
    @lavaavalon 4 года назад +66

    "I headshoted him!"
    well, he is alive and you are dead
    you shot an entire mag and there was 3 10 hp taps on his health
    I don't think that was a headshot

    • @drnugs3181
      @drnugs3181 4 года назад +1

      The mean your not wrong but your not right

  • @liamtroncalli740
    @liamtroncalli740 4 года назад +7

    My mom: What a handsome boy!
    What I look like: 1:07

  • @aerialapexgamer3121
    @aerialapexgamer3121 4 года назад +2

    I love all of the SR Crew, but I must say I love a lot of these new people you're playing with as well

  • @thrillmint2266
    @thrillmint2266 4 года назад +3

    kaif im so happy that youre making more scp videos they give me so much joy when i eat lunch

  • @shadowwarriorshockwave3281
    @shadowwarriorshockwave3281 4 года назад +35

    They Say Bird is the Word THEY RIGHT

  • @thechazzler8934
    @thechazzler8934 4 года назад +3

    2:40 I’ve never get more blue balled

  • @Gulocide
    @Gulocide 4 года назад +26

    Nearly missed this video cause I can't turn notifications; as Kaif's channel is considered "primarily content for children "
    *kaif yells 'fuck the dboys'*

  • @jeugene807
    @jeugene807 4 года назад +3

    8:00 Kaif this is what's known as a war crime.

  • @ThePowerfulOnes
    @ThePowerfulOnes 4 года назад +7

    bring back silvylocks sometime, that segment brought a proper smile to my face

  • @kindersmith8407
    @kindersmith8407 4 года назад +7

    0:53 = Y E S *Dies of laughing*

  • @incognitoxii5898
    @incognitoxii5898 3 года назад +4

    1:24 is my favorite scene.

  • @chaitheanimator
    @chaitheanimator 3 года назад +2

    Kaif screaming like the *SEGA please don’t turn me into a* videos: 0:05

  • @Patty-rn1ry
    @Patty-rn1ry 4 года назад +5

    I just got back from a doctors appointment to see this this is amazing

  • @nexzd8161
    @nexzd8161 4 года назад +2

    Kaif, I just wanna let you know that when I found your channel 2 years ago every upload makes my day

  • @andrewerwin876
    @andrewerwin876 2 года назад

    The reason I love watching you guys is I know I will get a good laugh from it

  • @bloodreaper8822
    @bloodreaper8822 4 года назад +43

    Two reasons lost failed to kill the d-class, one his aim is shit and two he has the suppresser on the mp7 witch makes it weaker then the comp 5 with out a suppresser.

    • @TemyDoesStuff
      @TemyDoesStuff 4 года назад +2

      If you use the suppressor on the MP7, you're just using it because you don't know what else to put on your MP7.

  • @benfrank9622
    @benfrank9622 3 года назад +4

    By rewatching this video many times, I can assume that Rob thought he shot the D-boi to the head many times but in actuality, he shot him in his torso which does not crit.

  • @ttundra7812
    @ttundra7812 3 года назад +2

    I love the pigeon drawing

  • @bruh5619
    @bruh5619 4 года назад

    Finnaly a new SCP video I keep rewatching your SCP videos when I got nothing else to watch :D

  • @Lohverkilp
    @Lohverkilp 4 года назад +2

    got to say this One of your best videos

  • @SloppyBoot256
    @SloppyBoot256 4 года назад

    Kaif thanks for putting up vids and vods on the other channel so I'm not bored out of my mind on my way to Disneyworld. Keep up the outstanding work and have fun.

  • @Haz4ler
    @Haz4ler 4 года назад +1

    Dang was just watching the scp vod. And a scp video came out. Loving all the content

  • @TheYellowGecko
    @TheYellowGecko 4 года назад +5

    7:53 The manliest scream

  • @sirmount2636
    @sirmount2636 3 года назад +2

    The final nuke escape was gut-wrenching!

  • @20percentbug
    @20percentbug 4 года назад +1

    2:40 he was about to rip and tear, but then he died

  • @abadnamemaker40
    @abadnamemaker40 4 года назад +68

    Last time I was this early Stan hadn't been baguetted yet

  • @sdrfoxgaming86
    @sdrfoxgaming86 3 года назад +1

    1:25 IS WHERE I LOST MY SANITY

  • @bennajin3493
    @bennajin3493 4 года назад +3

    that Pigeon will forever haunt me.

  • @urban_rural1256
    @urban_rural1256 4 года назад +2

    Rob is the agent in XCOM who misses the 100% accuracy point-blank shots

  • @BanjoKajuulie
    @BanjoKajuulie 4 года назад +2

    I can’t believe that I actually got like subtitles in the video even though I think the round after I got banned. True lad right here 👍🏻

  • @djstrawberry1471
    @djstrawberry1471 4 года назад +2

    I proper got you with the window mate

    • @Kaiff
      @Kaiff  4 года назад +2

      Scared the shit out of me, I forgot that Zombies could smash windows
      It's weird that it's only Shy Guy and zombies that can haha

  • @BlooDnGoRe564
    @BlooDnGoRe564 4 года назад +9

    The almighty pigeon is our lord and savior

    • @smoke4818
      @smoke4818 4 года назад +1

      So he's the one who made you afton

  • @nilepurple8714
    @nilepurple8714 4 года назад +37

    OI KAIF LOVE YA BUD NO HOMO KEEP IT UP!!

  • @nitefurie.
    @nitefurie. 2 года назад +1

    I love how mastooz won by essentially saying “no you stay here with me while we all die”

  • @maple_harv
    @maple_harv 4 года назад +13

    I have played with Taub and I can confirm, he does this a lot, I adore him xD

  • @SwiftyDerpZ
    @SwiftyDerpZ 4 года назад +2

    7:53 manly scream

  • @JackFalcon95
    @JackFalcon95 4 года назад +3

    My great escape getting screwed by the PC gave me PTSD

  • @ynamisan2359
    @ynamisan2359 4 года назад +1

    I enjoy SR vids with Sazar lol kills me everytime

  • @D3th10rd
    @D3th10rd 4 года назад +1

    You know, I usually feel bad about my aim because I have hand tremors, but then I see Rob's aim and realize I could be worse.

  • @thebeatbox124
    @thebeatbox124 3 года назад

    “Naah naah naaaah nah, naah naah naaaah nah, Wheeey Rob’s bad” played in my mind when 5:02 happened

  • @PyroGooose
    @PyroGooose 3 года назад +1

    2:35 yo that riff was sick as where can I find it

  • @NimmVale
    @NimmVale 4 года назад +8

    Actually a scp that is a Content Crow

  • @shadowpelt7679
    @shadowpelt7679 4 года назад +5

    "Babe stop, kaif uploaded!!"

  • @Hatifrey
    @Hatifrey 4 года назад

    I like how if I was to utter a sound while watching this, my most loved people in the world would instantly whip their heads toward me so fast their necks would snap as they wondered:
    "What...what is wrong this you...?

  • @coppa-gov
    @coppa-gov 4 года назад +1

    I love how at the last second the nuke doors closed.

  • @Luke_Cage_offical
    @Luke_Cage_offical 4 года назад +1

    I love your videos, never stop please it’s amazing

  • @abreoslol2200
    @abreoslol2200 4 года назад

    Oh I loved that bit with josh commenting on the rob clip

  • @AndGoatz04
    @AndGoatz04 4 года назад +2

    7:00
    *_MEET THE SPY_*

  • @phandom4797
    @phandom4797 4 года назад +3

    Rob’s just spraying and praying XD

    • @BigBoaby
      @BigBoaby 4 года назад +1

      best way to be man

  • @phoenixmurphy6606
    @phoenixmurphy6606 3 года назад

    I’m a brave boy!
    1:23 :
    Not a brave enough boy for dis

  • @Zack_Zander
    @Zack_Zander 3 года назад

    Not even 5 second, and his sense is already tingling, XD

  • @mr.lizard969
    @mr.lizard969 4 года назад +2

    God mention crumbs to the pigeon and you’ll have his attention and possibly loyalty

  • @satsumagt2317
    @satsumagt2317 3 года назад +1

    Silvy: *talking uwu stuff* kaif: *vomits*

  • @St4rbreaker
    @St4rbreaker 4 года назад

    "I don't think you know the meaning of peace"
    Me: Hey at least you're resting in peace

  • @jacksonious6831
    @jacksonious6831 3 года назад

    5:44
    Rob had a Vietnam flashback 😄

  • @lelouchstrife1891
    @lelouchstrife1891 4 года назад

    "NO!!!!!!!!!!!!" lol god never change Rob lol
    it's so funny when Rob rages

  • @real7594
    @real7594 4 года назад +1

    British accent: amazing
    Welsh: great
    R0b: Bloody fucking amazing, fucking hell mate, great.

  • @dealwithit8323
    @dealwithit8323 2 года назад

    "i don't give a fuck!" couple of seconds later
    *insert manly scream here*

  • @adummyguy
    @adummyguy 4 года назад +1

    6:35
    i said "little bitch" at the same time
    i took a moment there to process how did i predict what kaif was gonna say

  • @breadcat2990
    @breadcat2990 4 года назад +1

    Voice modulator=Instant Comedy

    • @Kaiff
      @Kaiff  4 года назад +2

      This man comedies

  • @trickjack8329
    @trickjack8329 4 года назад +4

    Say does anybody know what kaif uses to do that god voice sound effect at 0:24

  • @cringe__6040
    @cringe__6040 4 года назад +5

    KIAF WITH CONSISTANT UPLOADING

  • @kuruminocounter8475
    @kuruminocounter8475 4 года назад +1

    No one is Safe When Kaif get a Gun

  • @ado315able
    @ado315able 4 года назад

    An actual banger of a video been awhile

  • @pepsi_man9065
    @pepsi_man9065 2 года назад

    Rob attempting to save face for his shite aim is brilliant. Crosshair was nowhere near his head.

  • @semiiiii9738
    @semiiiii9738 4 года назад

    Rob: It’s not fuckin funny
    Kaif: Stop laughing it’s not funny stop laughing!
    Why is this so funny to me

  • @deathlord9270
    @deathlord9270 4 года назад +1

    It’s the legion of the trash dump pigeon
    Stan: hi
    Pigeons: baguette!!!

  • @Madlaph
    @Madlaph 2 года назад

    Fun fact, this was my first laid video, glad I subbed

  • @G809
    @G809 2 года назад

    I love that the button in the thumbnail says no

  • @mudkipforever592
    @mudkipforever592 4 года назад

    The idea of the pigeon makes me think that there might of been an incident in the scp lore where a complete lockdown of a site was caused because someone left a window open and a pigeon flew in.
    I don’t know why, but I find that hilarious.

  • @arielcuevas4429
    @arielcuevas4429 3 года назад

    WHY IM LAUGHINF SO HARD at the start, HELP, i cant imagine the dude saying wtf why he is shooting me xD