"Hey if you start dropping huge donations I'll be embarassed don't bully me." *staff in the background* :good, good, make them "troll" you hard by throwing money at us.
His fans will often bully him to oblivion but they will often say how cute he is in clips. Tho they would say that they would rather die than to let Touya know.
@@niwacocco sooo this person is mangaka who drew act-age, the original author got arrested, the act-age cancelled midway? what is she up to now? make a new manga?
@@Es-mv2mk His real age is unknown. He says that he is 16, because its his character (you can see that he wear a school uniform). (Im sorry if my english is bad)
His character is the one who's 16. If he's 16 then he can't join nijisanji because the required age to join is 18. Edit: Im a new fan of him and in a one clip video he's talking about getting drivers license and said he's 20. Im not sure tho.
Thanks for the translation! 😭🙏 I actually thought the sexy bgm was something you added but it was the staff all along. They were trolling Touya hard lol 😂
3rd clip I've seen where we can hear the staff. The other two is SanBaka hotpot where they tried to bail from the dark hotpot, and them unable to hold it in when Kuzuha and HonHima played "Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes"
3:58 This just makes me wonder what are all the fighting move finishers they could make these 3D models do.. (btw this almost looks like Miguel Rage Art LOL) I really want to get Shoryuken'd while seeing them spin uppercut.
Usually there is a lag between the actual chat and the chat that are shown on the screen. I'm curious if the sexy bgm actually for the 49,999 yen madlad or the 50,000 yen superchat that come soon after.
It would fit Childhood friend High school Shy but supportive girl Touka or if youre feeling adventurous and want to make a jailbreak speedrun IRL, the Loli touya
![[Eng Subs] Kenmochi Touya fights his listeners in a thumbnail battle [Nijisanji]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/EJa9wM6eFZI/mqdefault.jpg)
![[Eng Subs] Kenmochi Touya fights his listeners in a thumbnail battle [Nijisanji]](/img/tr.png)
![[Eng Subs] Kenmochi Touya experiences gacha hell for the 1st time in his life [Nijisanji]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/_wZ5bACot6Y/mqdefault.jpg)
"Do a sexy pose"
*TURNS INTO A CRAB*
Did Monogatari go too far?
Crab?... For some reason the word "Exorcist" came into my mind.
And his sword behind him becomes the schlong
A crab with a huge... stick or whatever
Jet Kusanagi Are those two not the same thing? News to me...
That one madman with 49999 yen superchat
WTF the MADman
The madman's the only ally
1:30 oh my🤡😂
@gary theng same holy sheit
Legend
You thought the heart eyes are the best part but *NOPE* he can do the middle finger, that's the best part for me
Josie Rizal best character
Angry dragon noises*
@@somedude2468 poor dragon had her fingers fused
"Hey if you start dropping huge donations I'll be embarassed don't bully me."
*staff in the background* :good, good, make them "troll" you hard by throwing money at us.
Stonks
Next thing we know, the staff will be cross-dressing him at will
The fanarts already exist.
Isn't there already a genderbend version of him?
@@youraveragemachine1013 gundou mirei : ^)
@@youraveragemachine1013 For April Fools. A good amount of Nijisanji have genderbent versions due to that trend.
LETS GOOOOO
tag : unusual pupils, mind control
tags: cussing, violence, death, ryona
@@dandanthedandan7558 wtf dan
@@dandanthedandan7558 no u
and the fact that he showed he's pretty flexible with that bridge
lord help me
tag: mick
I'm 99% straight, and I never thought I'd refer to a guy as cute, but...
well...
his attitude is cute. There's no way around it.
I'm only a second in and I'm already in love with his voice.
@@Circ00mspice you are automatically gay with that pfp. but astolfo is kindo cute tho...
His fans will often bully him to oblivion but they will often say how cute he is in clips.
Tho they would say that they would rather die than to let Touya know.
Nothing wrong with appreciating beauty.
@@k1moi you are automatically gay with that comment. but hideyoshi is kindo cute tho...
“Did you do it?”
“Yes”
“What does it cost?”
“50k Yen”
“Was it worth it?”
“It’s beautiful, the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen”
WHAT KIND OF SEXY POSE IS THAT 😭😭😭😭😭😭
An assertion of dominance
Touya: stop throwing 50K! I dont need that bgm too!
Listeners: *you know the rules*
Staff sans: *AND SO DO I*
Im sure Touya would use those heart-eyes whenever he stares at Aki-kun
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Or Ui-loli.
:O
that's right
I've known this vtuber for 4 minutes and I already love him so much.
Same
He’s SO GOOD AT CUTTING ONIONS!!! WATCH THE VIDEO!!! AND HE’S ONLY 16!!!!
Same, where has this guy been all my life.
Hololive: no coco..dont spread. Stop..stop
Nijisanji: *for every 50k. His eyes will turn into heart*
screw the normal fanservixe
THIS IS TOP TIER FANSERVICE
1:59 That scabbard is too dangerous
The staffs are having too much fun
That heart-eyed could be useful for Ui-sense's doujin xD
The 50k yen condition would be perfect for a doujin
Oh no
@@オレにゃん Why I feel like Touko would definitely be the protagonist of that doujin instead of Touya???
I want touya doujin now
I've read a gktu doujin where Touya has heart-eyed and oof
This is a very good fanservice....and very profitable......
The staff really had fun in this
Touya: Physical attack.
Masochist with ¥50000:
So you have chosen death.
Fun fact: The 50k superchat at 3:14 came from the artist of Act-Age, Usazaki-sensei.
Oh wow, I was surprised when she drew official art for Kenmochi's solo event, so she has always been a fan! Now it makes sense.
@Maple Leaf I'm not sure what you are asking for, but here is Usazaki-sensei's tweet: mobile.twitter.com/uszksr/status/1330076828837539842
@@niwacocco sooo this person is mangaka who drew act-age, the original author got arrested, the act-age cancelled midway? what is she up to now? make a new manga?
@@qb4097 (cmiiw) From what I can understand, I think she makes illustration for various books/magazines!
Touya: is 16
People above 18 :
👁👄👁
is he really 16?:o
@@internetbasil
Check his wiki at personal details
He said it himself in a video
@@Es-mv2mk His real age is unknown. He says that he is 16, because its his character (you can see that he wear a school uniform). (Im sorry if my english is bad)
@@Es-mv2mk his real age isn’t known.
His character is the one who's 16. If he's 16 then he can't join nijisanji because the required age to join is 18.
Edit: Im a new fan of him and in a one clip video he's talking about getting drivers license and said he's 20. Im not sure tho.
3:57 Lmao I bet the viewers enjoyed it more.
Nobody:
Fans wanting to see heart eyed touya: *INVEST*
I WOULD GIVE IDK IM BROKE
I love this guy, hes just so free
Touyas bridge is so stiff and crab-like lmfao I’m crying
So this is where the heart-eye Touya fanarts come from
N i c e
1:58
And I'm sure all of us are in joy getting punched by Touya anyways
I stumbled on this. No idea who he is. But I would give him my kidney, he's so cute.
Thanks for the translation! 😭🙏
I actually thought the sexy bgm was something you added but it was the staff all along. They were trolling Touya hard lol 😂
>¥49,999
I'm only 30 mins in and I'm already inlove with this guy.
Who is this man, I must know-
If you are new to touya, you should check out the clip where he turned ui-mama into a loli by winning against her in a tetris match. It's hilarious.
Love Touya’s voice ♥️♥️♥️
He always does weird shit in his 3D 😂
He got donated 50k Yen and just casually says oh no don’t donate
Lmao
2:08 that's one tall pole you got there
"Its actually amazing"
Why? Just why-
Kenmochi on the ground, sword rising proudly to the sky.
*~sexy BGM plays~*
Now we need a 3D touko with the heart eyes
Holy cow......he's gain more than 250000¥ just in 4 minutes.....
(bad at eng)
not that much, there's a cut by youtube, another one by nijisanji and another for Japanese taxes
@@AlexRonai still a lot
@@Airuz1 clearly, but not as much as people think
Not sure how much goes to taxes or Nijisanji, but that’s about $1650 after RUclips takes their cut. Assuming they still take 30% from Superchats
@@xivCatumin taxes is also around 30% if I remember right. Nijisanji is the real wild card in cut percentage.
Barely able to hold back my laugh till he raised his middle finger lol
3rd clip I've seen where we can hear the staff.
The other two is SanBaka hotpot where they tried to bail from the dark hotpot, and them unable to hold it in when Kuzuha and HonHima played "Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes"
剣ちゃんもついに海外進出か
ロリウィルスの世界感染はもう始まっていた...？
Ah damn, now i remembered some Touya R-18 art from pixiv and it have same situation like this
*cough* mind if you can give... some links?
@@jzesu9889 Here, it took me like 30 minutes to find it
www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/78473204
@@rasbora7804 Wow, I never thought you would actually reply haha, Thanks for the link!
Now... Imma use it for research purposes.
@@jzesu9889 Don't get caught lmao
Can I have the links too?😄
I actually thought this guy was be the Vtuber version of the most wholesome guy on twitch
From a heart shaped eyes to middle finger. Lmao. Such a 16y.o puberty period
2:02 you can hear staff having a goddamn laugh XD
That chin is already considered a weapon
Tag: unusual pupils, begging, punching..
Do I need to add more?
Now imagime if those heart-shaped eyes was in touko...
Something is rising
And it's not the shield hero ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
touya in 3D holds way too much power
2:08 i pause at the right moment
3:56 XD
1:31 Shoutout to the guy who donated 49 999yen
He's a madman
UWAAA-- Male v-tuber exist!? I'm so happy. I wish we get different types of personality!
huh. Usually I don't watch guy vtubers much, but now this truly peaked my interest
That camera work was really great tho.
Yabai desu ne I bet Touya's heart eyes would activate if he see a loli
2:00 Oh god, oh no. I don't like on where that sword is placed
💀💀💀
OH GOSH NO-
he can do heart eyes and beat me up. the dream idol
i choked on thar long thing awkardly placed on his crotch when he made the bend 😆 bruh
That's a case to store wooden practice sword for kendo club.
Touya is best waifu!
Greatest way to die is too see someone flip you off and punch you afterwards
This was chaotic from start to finish dear jeezus hahahahahah
I might get a heart attack if they actually made a 3d female version of Kenmochi... that counter part of him is so popular.
This dude is legit funny, ngl.
damn he can do a bridge, he's pretty flexible
Donated 49,999 yen instead. xD
this video made me discover cute side of kenmochi so I just wanna say thanks (subscribe to him with all my accounts)
The tech staff is setting their dominance haha
I can’t unsee this. Pause at 2:08
That one guy who sent ¥49,999 lol
16 what- no wonder his attitude is so cute
3:58 This just makes me wonder what are all the fighting move finishers they could make these 3D models do.. (btw this almost looks like Miguel Rage Art LOL)
I really want to get Shoryuken'd while seeing them spin uppercut.
2:07 wtf lmao
mbahArip_ i know right 🤣🤣
Cute
Ahh yes.. here we see a wild kenmochi in it’s mating call😩👰♂️🥵🤰🤰🤰
jesus christ, I love him
Heart eyes. . .
Nice 😏
He’s cute
They literally threw 30% of that 50k yen to youtube just to fuck with him holy shit
2:00
And now please stand for the Flag raising Ceremony...
LMAOO I'm dying *wheeze* he sounded so happy when he could raise his middle finger ahahahahahaAHhhahhHHAHHHAHA
THE SEXY BGM IS MAKING ME LOSE MY SHIT JEJEJS
this is why I like Niji staff > holo, they are as crazy as their vtuber.
Don't pause at 2:08.
You did, didn't you?
2:08 now THAT is a sexy pose
being a gay guy at 2020 has its perks
Usually there is a lag between the actual chat and the chat that are shown on the screen. I'm curious if the sexy bgm actually for the 49,999 yen madlad or the 50,000 yen superchat that come soon after.
I want a shorter clip with that ending
3:58 for perfect middle finger
2:08 I'm sorry
Oh god that tilted head is killing me
THAT ENDING
1:32 49,999 yen lol
The tension is so high lol
He's 16?
He is now my son.
I am a proud mama.
If the pupils turn heart shaped there is consent, ask any lawyer
First Nijisanji who can give you a middle finger (Fuck you) then does a sucker punch that gets you killed.
Tfw the sexy BGM music is Belmond's default music lmao
The staff has an interesting taste
He looks like he could both jump somebody and skydive them
This is why Touya is the bottom in gktu.
agree
What is gktu?
@@sweetraisin9592 gaku x touya, and touya is always the bottom because he's always such a tsundere
Yeah, tukz is the only way he ever have a chance of being seme
@@diavolo2664 actually kzty is more commonly known than tukz, there are many kzty fanfics (in japanese) on twitter
The ending is the best
It would fit
Childhood friend High school Shy but supportive girl Touka or if youre feeling adventurous and want to make a jailbreak speedrun IRL, the Loli touya