THE HUNT FOR RED ORKTOBER LEGEND OF KRONAN A fiction entry in the ongoing story of KRONAN DA KUNNIN A silly tale to show how the Orks can work in the Warhammer setting. This is written by myself, so it is definitely not ever to be considered cannon. Just silly. NEW CHANNEL: GK Natural History : ruclips.net/channel/UCOmrRUjHAw93gcWG6r9WoGg Earth and the Early Dinosaurs: ruclips.net/video/jl8pr0G5gF0/видео.html AFFILIATE LINKS (Provide a discount and support the channel) USA/Canada: www.nobleknight.com/affiliate/aw.asp?B=2&A=1232&Task=Click UK/EU: elementgames.co.uk/warhammer?d=10795 Patreon: www.patreon.com/join/3510517 Related Videos: LEGEND OF KRONAN Story So Far: ruclips.net/video/WETXoT7kTMs/видео.html Ork Kommandos: ruclips.net/video/q9dcT54fq1M/видео.html The Squig Games: ruclips.net/video/iQgkmpVHvRA/видео.html GORK AND MORK: ORK GODS: ruclips.net/video/dvv9L0ue8h0/видео.html ORK TIMELINE: ruclips.net/video/L0LdsGNzrkE/видео.html ABUNDANCE TERTIUS CAMPAIGN: ruclips.net/video/LjATIBD_ZXI/видео.html PARTEON: www.patreon.com/user?u=27156511 6 OF THE BEST: ULTRAMAR: ruclips.net/video/vjNX3xhEeXc/видео.html DARK ANGELS: ruclips.net/video/d81QmB5gSrM/видео.html THE SILENT KING: ruclips.net/video/K4vkCPVAJZ4/видео.html A PSYKERS TALE: ruclips.net/video/jdb5u-2oLTg/видео.html HOW WARHAMMER 40K ENDS: ruclips.net/video/IQrQi3p5STs/видео.html GREY KNIGHTS: ruclips.net/video/LTIZIDOIa8U/видео.html ALL PERSPECTIVES ARE MY OWN ALONE AND ARE NOT ENDORSED IN ANY WAY BY GAMES WORKSHOP.
Good lord.. "and Kronan new, with as much certainty as an eldar does when he looks down upon his last can of body & curl enriching hairspray"... haha, I choked on my drink when you said that... love this series, love your work. Thank you.
“For the mighty lord of Orks went to raise his arms above his head, in the time honoured signal that he had kicked the living crap out of his opposition” - This is god damned gold
The Desert Raiders my god how funny.. the whole thing.. I think you've outdone yourself sir. Please take a moment of congratulations from your dear listeners.. much love
I’ve been looking forward to this, Kronan has held a special place in my heart ever since he stole the tanks and used them to take the hoomee city “OPEN DA GATES!?!” Was it really his fault for seeing the head back on backwards? No HUMEYZ are hard to put together and he’s no puny emperor, he’s Kronin Da Kunnin!?!
BTW, If you ever want to have an ork mek specialized in communications or remote controlled stuff or something, Blue-Toof would be a good name (clearly a deffskull)
Am I getting ahead of myself by mentioning uncle Baldy's version of transformers? THAT was the cherry on the huge birthday/christmas cake for me, I had to stop, rewind and listen again, brilliant!!!!
"The Kunnin' Mobile performed orkigami and transformed into a huge cannon" That is hilarious, creative, silly, orky and hugely satisfying. This is such an enjoyable series.
"It was much akin to watching angry toddlers on PCP pulling at the same balloon." This is the kind of glorious mental picture painting that just keeps bring me back again and again! ♥
A magnificent feast to cheer me up today! Most welcome, since the Grandfather has finally bestowed his gifts on me and I have therefore been sneezing, coughing and (oddly enough) hiccuping the days away. The Cadians never sitting down really cracked me up. We'll never find out what the Tallarn people do with all the deserts they steal either I suppose.
When Orktez flew to the New Rok, he krumped his own Kruzahs. Dat way, his Boyz were really keen! -Kaptain Morko Ramsem, Ork Freebooter (When Cortes sailed to the New World, he burned his own ships. That way his men were well motivated. -Marko Ramius, Captain of the Red October.)
The Legend of Kronan is one that many within the Imperium must be wary of, for a cunning Ork is one that could be absolutely dangerous for they could think outside a ordinary Ork thoughts of battles. Though considering how absolutely heretical a Chaos Ork is, Kronan deserve his victory against such a outlining Ork that no doubt bring shame to Orkdom.
An brutally cunning orc not only thinks outside the box, he fills it with sloggin' bits and bashes his enemies with it. A cunningly brutal orc fills it with the ones he slogged. But Kronan goes one step beyond, because he likes....THINKING. When Kronan goes to find a box, he makes sure its one filled with frag and krak grenades. That way you use the slogging bits to make more slogging bits to fill the box, a self refilling WAAAGH weapon. No other warboss has such a keen eye for sustainability as Kronan.
I think the way he presents the train of thought elevates the experience. It sounds orky, working on unusual logic, but Kronan is far from dumb. It shows the characters have focus, ambition, loyalty, but are also a group of war loving weirdos. It just makes the immersion reach the next level.
Thank you as always sir. Another episode of the finest daftness. How can anyone resist the urge to field an ork army after listening to these tales? Outstanding!
Let's gooo! This is my favorite series of one of my favorite factions with one of my favorite youtubers!!! I even named the warboss in my Ork army Kronan haha!
How madly meta is that intro!! You got me howling with that ode to Mako's intro to one of the greatest stories ever told! Many thanks Brother-Captain B!!!
Truly, these are my favorite tales from you Balders. Though the vigor and zeal by which you portray the ever abundant Imperium of man is genuinely exceptional, (I often see other creators present lore and my first thought is "I wonder of baldermort has a video on this") I have always been an erstwhile fan of your Ork lore and narrative videos. You are one of the few who "get how unfathomably dangerous yet endlessly and absurdly amusing the Orks are. It just puts a grin to make Gork jealous right smack in the middle of my face.
Kronan is the best, watching the purple prose jump to absurd puns and word play. Perfect for a Friday lunch break; and as I'm quitting my job, this will be the last Baldermort lunch break at this place, ending a long tradition. Great times, cheers Balders.
I can't express how much I appreciate your stories about Kronan , they inspire me to make more ork things to use in my games . I truly thank you for this magnificent work of art called Kronan
Every time one of these drops, I listen to the whole kronan story from the very beginning. And every time I realise just how accurate your rendition actually is and just how much love is put into this. The attention to detail and to the true orky "magic" is unbelievable. I Thank you so much for doing what you do it is pure gold and I enjoy every second of it every time. Keep up the amazing story telling!
I came for the Commissar videos, but stayed for Kronan. This is such a great story, PLEASE keep it up. Literally my favorite series, save for maybe your collaborative campaign story, which I hope to see continued soon
I listened to all of it before commenting.... I've been looking forward to this continuation of Kronan's story... you made me laugh a lot. brilliant storytelling and daft enough to appeal to me.... keep it up Balders
The Legends of Kronan videos are FANTASTIC! And I can not tell how meany times i was abut to choke of laughter hearing the orki way of thinking. It's brilliant. If this doens't make you want to start, or add to, an Ork army, I don't know what will. Thank you for everything your doing Baldermort. We really appreciate it.
Mr. Baldermort this is EXACTLY what I needed after a long day of work! But it will need to wait until this weekend so I can paint up my Stompa while I listen to what is sure to be an incredible tale!
@@kennethbedwell5188 Oh, I'm lucky, just UC. I'll be fine by morning. As long as the drugs keep working I have nothing to complain about. Stay strong comrade. One day at a time.
I love your delivery of these so much. And now I want to see more chaos ork stuff, that's an incredibly interesting concept that's been abandoned a bit too long.
OMG UNCLE!!! YOU TURNED IT UP TO "11" WITH THIS MASTERPIECE!! I WAS SOOOO IN NEED OF THIS....IT WAS PERFECT TIMING. I TRULY BELIEVE THAT WITHOUT YOUR CHANNEL, AND COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF WHISKEY/BOURBON/SCOTCH, I WOULD BE HARD PRESSED TO GO OUT INTO THE WORLD AND "ADULT" EVERY DAY. YOU ARE TRULY AN AMAZING CHRONICLER OF THIS UNIVERSE WE LOVE SO MUCH. THANKS FOR ALL YOU DO ,AND PLEASE CONTINUE TO PREACH THE GRIMDARK TO OUR EAGER LITTLE EARS! I CAN'T IMAGINE 40K WITHOUT YOUR VOICE KEEPING ME COMPANY THE WHOLE TIME! TRULY APPRECIATE ALL THE MAD LADDERY THAT YOU ARE! MUCH LOVE FROM NEW YORK UNCLE!
Though it was a sad thought at the end to think it was the conclusion of Kronan, I did think it to be a very satisfying one but then I hear "to be continued" and my heart swelled to bursting!! What a guy Kronan is! What a model of orkiness but also perhaps a touch of the archetypal chivalric hero of old lies within this mountain of an ork as well. Possibly just a reflection of the author. Thanks again!
Hot damn I love the Kronnan entries. Thanks Baldie! Seriously mate, I had some health issues this past winter that I'm still recovering from and when I was in my lowest points in the hospital I had Baldermort videos to help keep my spirits up. I went back and rewatched all the Kronnan entries and they were great.
Splendid Work as always Sir! I was a huge Conan fan as a kid and this story reminds me of those books from back in the day! Keep up the Great Work Baldermort!
@@baldermort I’m ok. It’s just work and stress. Working in law it gets a bit harsh at times and I love your videos. The lift is always amazing and I look forward to moving back to a top tier Patreon soon…. Just got to get pesky clients to pay the fees they owe!
Another truly spectacular entry in this magnificent epic tale of the most Cunningest of all Bosses. Thank you for this true entertainment that allowed me to tune out of reality and simply enjoy this tale of Orkish magnificence. You really should assemble all of this in book form, maybe even possibly a graphic novel, and you would have something truly special. I can see people happily backing something like that to see it become a reality. If you need proof of what I'm saying look to the Rippaverse that launched on July 11th and what Mr Eric July has accomplished with it. His first entries into this new verse and it's characters is fast approaching 1 million dollars in sales in just 24 hours of going live. You deserve similar successes because you truly are a magnificent talent on your way to becoming a legend in story telling. What you have created, your work is better than anything today coming from the main stream sources. The megacorps who put the "Message" into everything no matter what it does to cannon and the characters/universes people love. They have no care of good story or truly entertaining content as long as they can push their political agendas and propaganda. You brother have a talent that should be allowed to grow far beyond this medium of RUclips but also be in print that no one can destroy if you somehow offend their new religion. There's a need/want from people to go back to just being entertained and not preached to or at and your stories are exactly what we want/need. Entertainment that takes us away from all of the stresses of the world today and allows us to simply relax and enjoy good story telling... So thank you again brother and I truly hope you consider what I've said because there is a real need. The parallel entertainment industry, for lack of a better term, has already begun and the first shots have already been fired by people like Eric July and Ethan Vanskyver. I know you could make it in what is forming and be one of the people responsible for bringing back true entertainment. Allowing us to disconnect and dream again. You could be a part of the leading edge of what is happening now and bringing entertainment back from the edge of the abyss...
"Untin fer 'Red Orktoba'? Sounds like sumfink dem Oomies does, dat. No point bovverin' 'untin fer da fastest git, if yer just krump everyfing dat iz not green. Be sure ta get 'im den. Or just get fingz dat is even more redda dan red, an' go fast enuf ta give 'im a fump az ya go zoomin' at da grot-stink" - Boss Brainchewa (not the brightest Ork)
I want this to be canon! Warp tribe orks would be awsome! Brain boys fot tzzech, red for korn, purp/pink for slanesh, and yellow for nurgle. Also the names he gave the human groups lmao🤣
In the dark wild days of Rogue Trader there was chaos orks, even as minis, but only for Khorne, if I recall correctly. The only one they understand, I guess.
A toddler on pcp. The time honored signal that he has indeed kicked the crap out of his foe. The silky humie cloths that climb up kronans cheeks. The entire sisters description. Baldermort you are truley a blessing to this world. I love imperium videos and epic last stands against the endless horrors of the galaxy but orks are just the best.
I gotta say... I LOVE the tales of high adventure that you bring Balders, and this was a beautiful piece. There were laughs, there were scheers, there was the WAAAAAHGGHHH!!! I twas awesome!
And your patronage is the only thing that makes Ork videos of pure fan fic possible. I do these vids for YOU. So I try hard on these ones. God knows they get no hits. :)
Ok I honest to Gork thought the Kunnin Mobile was gonna fully transform into a massive Morkinot at the end and I would’ve been completely onboard with that. This is a great companion series to listen to while I started listening to the GazGhkull audio book cause as it was very much put Kronan is the Prophet of Mork as much as Gaz is for Gork and this series is very much keeping with your general motto “Always remember to make time for fun”
THE HUNT FOR RED ORKTOBER LEGEND OF KRONAN
A fiction entry in the ongoing story of KRONAN DA KUNNIN
A silly tale to show how the Orks can work in the Warhammer setting.
This is written by myself, so it is definitely not ever to be considered cannon.
Just silly.
NEW CHANNEL: GK Natural History : ruclips.net/channel/UCOmrRUjHAw93gcWG6r9WoGg
Earth and the Early Dinosaurs: ruclips.net/video/jl8pr0G5gF0/видео.html
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Related Videos:
LEGEND OF KRONAN Story So Far: ruclips.net/video/WETXoT7kTMs/видео.html
Ork Kommandos: ruclips.net/video/q9dcT54fq1M/видео.html
The Squig Games: ruclips.net/video/iQgkmpVHvRA/видео.html
GORK AND MORK: ORK GODS: ruclips.net/video/dvv9L0ue8h0/видео.html
ORK TIMELINE: ruclips.net/video/L0LdsGNzrkE/видео.html
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PARTEON: www.patreon.com/user?u=27156511
6 OF THE BEST:
ULTRAMAR: ruclips.net/video/vjNX3xhEeXc/видео.html
DARK ANGELS: ruclips.net/video/d81QmB5gSrM/видео.html
THE SILENT KING: ruclips.net/video/K4vkCPVAJZ4/видео.html
A PSYKERS TALE: ruclips.net/video/jdb5u-2oLTg/видео.html
HOW WARHAMMER 40K ENDS: ruclips.net/video/IQrQi3p5STs/видео.html
GREY KNIGHTS: ruclips.net/video/LTIZIDOIa8U/видео.html
ALL PERSPECTIVES ARE MY OWN ALONE AND ARE NOT ENDORSED IN ANY WAY BY GAMES WORKSHOP.
Yes please
Good lord.. "and Kronan new, with as much certainty as an eldar does when he looks down upon his last can of body & curl enriching hairspray"...
haha, I choked on my drink when you said that... love this series, love your work. Thank you.
It maybe a fan fiction but it's still Canon to me baldemort
aldari use water for geneflect comunication .. orks use a ethereal morka toe nail .its canon now---- WHHHHAAAAAAAA
Sir Baldermort, when I asked for this the other day I did not realise it would be this quick. Thank you Sir thank you
“In these situations it was like watching angry toddlers on PCP”. God I love this channel
“For the mighty lord of Orks went to raise his arms above his head, in the time honoured signal that he had kicked the living crap out of his opposition” - This is god damned gold
With plenty of Platinum.
“Angry toddlers on PCP”. You truly are a wordsmith Balders😂
Abby-don the Armless. I died laughing. And I will never call the sister's by anything but what Kronan calls them.
Apple-don. :@)
I find him to be such a ridiculous character that I imagine him jumping into battlefields while yelling "YABBA-DABBA-DON !!!"
Abaddon the armless. A gag born out of a bad mini.
I lost it at the sisters names 😂😂
The Desert Raiders my god how funny.. the whole thing.. I think you've outdone yourself sir.
Please take a moment of congratulations from your dear listeners.. much love
I’ve been looking forward to this, Kronan has held a special place in my heart ever since he stole the tanks and used them to take the hoomee city “OPEN DA GATES!?!” Was it really his fault for seeing the head back on backwards? No HUMEYZ are hard to put together and he’s no puny emperor, he’s Kronin Da Kunnin!?!
Didn't somebody animate that bit somewhere? I could've sworn I saw that.
@@trentonarney6066 if so please provide a link, really any animated baldermort
❤️👊 my man!!🙏🇫🇮
That moment got me hooked on this channel and Warhammer Orks!
Played it to my husband and he nearly died laughing 😂😂
BTW, If you ever want to have an ork mek specialized in communications or remote controlled stuff or something, Blue-Toof would be a good name (clearly a deffskull)
Long distance communication with hand signals like semaphore, but with burning whips instead of little flags.
@@dikkie1000 Wait, so the boyz shouldn't use morse code with high explosives? What an odd bunch.
@@KaiserAfini But that's a generally agreed upon code for "Bring dakka, come join the fun".
@@KaiserAfini All the boyz got "no re-morse" code down like second nature.
I died when I realized how long you've been setting this title up.
Hunt for the Red October
Hunt for the Red Ork, Tober.
That is a stroke of genius
Baldermort is a genius, 10/10
Am I getting ahead of myself by mentioning uncle Baldy's version of transformers? THAT was the cherry on the huge birthday/christmas cake for me, I had to stop, rewind and listen again, brilliant!!!!
I even got the sound!! Yay!!! :)
Yeah. About 8 months? 🤣🤣😂😂😂
@@baldermort 😂🤣😂🤣
I like to imagine the Kunninmobile actually made the transformation noise as it transformed.
But….. it did!!!
I love everything about this: chaos orks, the names of the imperial factions (especially the sisters), the pure beauty of all that orky goodness.
Who needs the Black Library when we got a master wordsmith like you! Yet another great one. Thanks Boss!
"The Kunnin' Mobile performed orkigami and transformed into a huge cannon" That is hilarious, creative, silly, orky and hugely satisfying. This is such an enjoyable series.
The naming puns are *chef's kiss* perfect. Of all your ongoing narratives, I enjoy Kronan the best.
"It was much akin to watching angry toddlers on PCP pulling at the same balloon." This is the kind of glorious mental picture painting that just keeps bring me back again and again! ♥
😂😂😂🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
A magnificent feast to cheer me up today! Most welcome, since the Grandfather has finally bestowed his gifts on me and I have therefore been sneezing, coughing and (oddly enough) hiccuping the days away.
The Cadians never sitting down really cracked me up. We'll never find out what the Tallarn people do with all the deserts they steal either I suppose.
I reckon they scoff the lot. 🤣🤣😂😂😂
Thank you, dear Baldemort! You have helped me thru lot of sorrow! When i watch you're vids i am somewhere else!! And i really mean this!🙏❤️🇫🇮
I hope things are getting better for you brother Juidude. :( :)
@@baldermort little by little my brother❤️👐👍
Same here bro
@@juidude634 I know your pain, going through a rough divorce ATM and the soothing tones of Sir Baldermort helps keep the pain away.
@@Uzzgub basicly Baldemort is our psykolog! He is gift to this connunnity!🙌✌️Take care man and never give up!!❤️❤️🇫🇮
When Orktez flew to the New Rok, he krumped his own Kruzahs. Dat way, his Boyz were really keen! -Kaptain Morko Ramsem, Ork Freebooter (When Cortes sailed to the New World, he burned his own ships. That way his men were well motivated. -Marko Ramius, Captain of the Red October.)
The Legend of Kronan is one that many within the Imperium must be wary of, for a cunning Ork is one that could be absolutely dangerous for they could think outside a ordinary Ork thoughts of battles. Though considering how absolutely heretical a Chaos Ork is, Kronan deserve his victory against such a outlining Ork that no doubt bring shame to Orkdom.
An brutally cunning orc not only thinks outside the box, he fills it with sloggin' bits and bashes his enemies with it. A cunningly brutal orc fills it with the ones he slogged. But Kronan goes one step beyond, because he likes....THINKING. When Kronan goes to find a box, he makes sure its one filled with frag and krak grenades. That way you use the slogging bits to make more slogging bits to fill the box, a self refilling WAAAGH weapon. No other warboss has such a keen eye for sustainability as Kronan.
@@KaiserAfini th.. thi… THINKING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
A new KRONAN episode is always a happy suprise. This one was so epic, and over the top. A tale worthy of his legend.
OTT is the orky way. 🤣😂😂😂
I must confess that kronan is your best creation (Thadeus and tarquinus being a very distant second) keep up the good work mate.
I think the way he presents the train of thought elevates the experience. It sounds orky, working on unusual logic, but Kronan is far from dumb. It shows the characters have focus, ambition, loyalty, but are also a group of war loving weirdos. It just makes the immersion reach the next level.
Thank you as always sir. Another episode of the finest daftness. How can anyone resist the urge to field an ork army after listening to these tales? Outstanding!
Let's gooo! This is my favorite series of one of my favorite factions with one of my favorite youtubers!!! I even named the warboss in my Ork army Kronan haha!
At long last! More Kronan! Thank you for blessing this afternoon with just enough time to watch before work. Glorious
How madly meta is that intro!! You got me howling with that ode to Mako's intro to one of the greatest stories ever told! Many thanks Brother-Captain B!!!
This is my favorite storyline right next to the Thaddeus thanks for making it
Someone get me a Rosarius, I'm going to need an invul save to survive puns this powerful! Fantastic work Baldy.
Kronan is Back! Thanks for the great video Baldy!
Yeahhhh buddy!!! I love kroner boy thank you baldemort
Truly, these are my favorite tales from you Balders.
Though the vigor and zeal by which you portray the ever abundant Imperium of man is genuinely exceptional, (I often see other creators present lore and my first thought is "I wonder of baldermort has a video on this") I have always been an erstwhile fan of your Ork lore and narrative videos.
You are one of the few who "get how unfathomably dangerous yet endlessly and absurdly amusing the Orks are.
It just puts a grin to make Gork jealous right smack in the middle of my face.
Orks are terrrrrifying. Totally. But fun!! :)
A wonderful entry from baldy about orks is exactly what I needed today! Much appreciated!
Kronan is the best, watching the purple prose jump to absurd puns and word play. Perfect for a Friday lunch break; and as I'm quitting my job, this will be the last Baldermort lunch break at this place, ending a long tradition. Great times, cheers Balders.
Angron and konana da cunning in the same day could it get any better!
Oh my - this comes as an unexpected blessing today.
Time to get back to painting Ol' Ghazzy!
The Kronan entries are always a blast, I love the silly orkish humor :D
Heck yea how fortuitous just watch the first kronan vids again yesterday I love these stories
"and Tiddles was like onto a god of war"
Legendary
Those purple orks are the most 😳 mental image ever "confusing didn't even come close"
I can't express how much I appreciate your stories about Kronan , they inspire me to make more ork things to use in my games . I truly thank you for this magnificent work of art called Kronan
Orks rule 🤘
Need more stories like this one.
Love the channel 👍
A true masterpiece brought to us by a true master of narration and storytelling. Thank you so much!
Every time one of these drops, I listen to the whole kronan story from the very beginning. And every time I realise just how accurate your rendition actually is and just how much love is put into this. The attention to detail and to the true orky "magic" is unbelievable. I Thank you so much for doing what you do it is pure gold and I enjoy every second of it every time. Keep up the amazing story telling!
I came for the Commissar videos, but stayed for Kronan. This is such a great story, PLEASE keep it up. Literally my favorite series, save for maybe your collaborative campaign story, which I hope to see continued soon
Much TX. I download everything to listen to later. This should be good
Oh perfect! Another amazing Kronan vidoe
Just what my Friday needed….
Thank you Baldy.
A new entry on everyone's favorite Boss. Perfect way to round out the week.
I listened to all of it before commenting.... I've been looking forward to this continuation of Kronan's story... you made me laugh a lot. brilliant storytelling and daft enough to appeal to me.... keep it up Balders
Oh my God, "The Scary Hoes," that killed me
By GORK (possibly MORK)!!
Been looking forward to this one. Consider me well and truly hooked.
Baldermort's headcanon is usually better than canoncanon.
🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
The Legends of Kronan videos are FANTASTIC! And I can not tell how meany times i was abut to choke of laughter hearing the orki way of thinking. It's brilliant. If this doens't make you want to start, or add to, an Ork army, I don't know what will. Thank you for everything your doing Baldermort. We really appreciate it.
Mr. Baldermort this is EXACTLY what I needed after a long day of work!
But it will need to wait until this weekend so I can paint up my Stompa while I listen to what is sure to be an incredible tale!
Exhausted after medicine infusion. Couch is home until tomorrow. You timed this one well Mr Mort.
Stay solid. I am in the similar boat (cancer) and Blady's stories help a lot
@@kennethbedwell5188 Oh, I'm lucky, just UC. I'll be fine by morning. As long as the drugs keep working I have nothing to complain about. Stay strong comrade. One day at a time.
I cant wait for the next installment. Love your work.
Orcs have always had a special place in my heart. Happy-go-lucky chaps just out for fun.
Thank you again, Brother Baldermort. Your videos are making a rough time for me go faster. Thank you so very much.
I love your delivery of these so much.
And now I want to see more chaos ork stuff, that's an incredibly interesting concept that's been abandoned a bit too long.
Amazing and such pure Ork to the core in the words and plain thinking and lack of reading correctly. Love it
Truly, your best piece of fiction.. Kudos to the author..
….? You know I write it.
I was just thinking about how I would like another episode! Thank you Baldermort!
I’m a simple man. I see an upload from Baldermort and I get happy and upvote. Bonus for it being about orks.
Top form! Oh I have anticipated the continuation of Kronan's epic and now I find myself grateful beyond words! Thank you so very much!
Thank you for the videos good sir it’s a welcomed distraction well I wait for my new chaotically titanic friends to arrive
OMG UNCLE!!! YOU TURNED IT UP TO "11" WITH THIS MASTERPIECE!! I WAS SOOOO
IN NEED OF THIS....IT WAS PERFECT TIMING. I TRULY BELIEVE THAT WITHOUT YOUR CHANNEL, AND COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF
WHISKEY/BOURBON/SCOTCH,
I WOULD BE HARD PRESSED TO GO OUT INTO THE WORLD AND "ADULT" EVERY DAY. YOU ARE TRULY AN AMAZING CHRONICLER OF THIS UNIVERSE WE LOVE SO MUCH.
THANKS FOR ALL YOU DO ,AND PLEASE CONTINUE TO PREACH
THE GRIMDARK TO OUR EAGER LITTLE EARS! I CAN'T IMAGINE 40K WITHOUT YOUR VOICE KEEPING ME COMPANY THE WHOLE TIME! TRULY APPRECIATE ALL THE MAD LADDERY THAT YOU ARE!
MUCH LOVE FROM NEW YORK UNCLE!
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Though it was a sad thought at the end to think it was the conclusion of Kronan, I did think it to be a very satisfying one but then I hear "to be continued" and my heart swelled to bursting!! What a guy Kronan is! What a model of orkiness but also perhaps a touch of the archetypal chivalric hero of old lies within this mountain of an ork as well. Possibly just a reflection of the author. Thanks again!
Whaaaat? Noooooo. We’re nowhere near done with Kronan. Trust me in that one. Looooong way to go yet. ;)
Was hoping for a new Mega Power Arm Prosthetic. Will settle for mad dok Frankenstein arm.
Thanks baldy.
Fantastic Baldimort! So good I had to listen to the whole sega over again. Thanks for the tales.
I'm glad that you didn't wait until October to release this. Fun story too.
Nah. Far too far away. :)
Hot damn I love the Kronnan entries. Thanks Baldie! Seriously mate, I had some health issues this past winter that I'm still recovering from and when I was in my lowest points in the hospital I had Baldermort videos to help keep my spirits up. I went back and rewatched all the Kronnan entries and they were great.
YES!!! MORE KRONAN!!! WAAAAAAGH!!!
I used to play Orks a long time ago in a decade far, far away, and I have always loved their wackiness.
"Huge blob of dental hatred"! WHAHA!
That was long but so damn good baldemort! Thank you!
WAAAGH!!! I love this guy, glad you made a movie's worth video on him
Splendid Work as always Sir! I was a huge Conan fan as a kid and this story reminds me of those books from back in the day! Keep up the Great Work Baldermort!
You just saved me from feeling awful with this baldermort. Thank you so so much. I know I can’t give much at the moment but i am so grateful.
I hope things get better for you soon brother Rocky.
And you have given plenty. One of our first supporters. You’ll never ever need to give me anything boss. Ever.
@@baldermort I’m ok. It’s just work and stress. Working in law it gets a bit harsh at times and I love your videos. The lift is always amazing and I look forward to moving back to a top tier Patreon soon…. Just got to get pesky clients to pay the fees they owe!
I have been desperately awaiting this new part! Thank you for these wonderful stories, Balders!
That was a great addition to the series. Very happy to see the series continued.
God I love warhammer. This title is hilarious
You've reached the highest of adventures Baldy 👍
Ohhh, we have faaar more to do with Kronan yet. :)
Another truly spectacular entry in this magnificent epic tale of the most Cunningest of all Bosses. Thank you for this true entertainment that allowed me to tune out of reality and simply enjoy this tale of Orkish magnificence. You really should assemble all of this in book form, maybe even possibly a graphic novel, and you would have something truly special. I can see people happily backing something like that to see it become a reality. If you need proof of what I'm saying look to the Rippaverse that launched on July 11th and what Mr Eric July has accomplished with it. His first entries into this new verse and it's characters is fast approaching 1 million dollars in sales in just 24 hours of going live. You deserve similar successes because you truly are a magnificent talent on your way to becoming a legend in story telling. What you have created, your work is better than anything today coming from the main stream sources. The megacorps who put the "Message" into everything no matter what it does to cannon and the characters/universes people love. They have no care of good story or truly entertaining content as long as they can push their political agendas and propaganda. You brother have a talent that should be allowed to grow far beyond this medium of RUclips but also be in print that no one can destroy if you somehow offend their new religion. There's a need/want from people to go back to just being entertained and not preached to or at and your stories are exactly what we want/need. Entertainment that takes us away from all of the stresses of the world today and allows us to simply relax and enjoy good story telling...
So thank you again brother and I truly hope you consider what I've said because there is a real need. The parallel entertainment industry, for lack of a better term, has already begun and the first shots have already been fired by people like Eric July and Ethan Vanskyver. I know you could make it in what is forming and be one of the people responsible for bringing back true entertainment. Allowing us to disconnect and dream again. You could be a part of the leading edge of what is happening now and bringing entertainment back from the edge of the abyss...
This was absolutely excellent, thank you so much for all you do for the community.
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Oh wow, can't wait for lights out tonight.
I'll just see to the missus and then I'll be with you Mr Mort.
Yes, i've been waiting for this. Your storytelling and wit in this series is truly Pratchettesque. I salute you good sir.
No greater compliment could be received. Thank you!!
Sir, thank you! You give us the greatest banquets of lore, it's unreal
I wonder if the love of this channel and 40k runs in the family 😮
@@donaldsmallwood3192 in the grim darkness of the 2nd millennium anything is possible
Who knows?
Epic! These stories are just absolutely epic! You've got a great talent my friend. I can't get enough of the tales of high adventure!!!
'now that, as all good orc knows, is just taking the piss'. Solid gold Baldermort!!
"Untin fer 'Red Orktoba'? Sounds like sumfink dem Oomies does, dat. No point bovverin' 'untin fer da fastest git, if yer just krump everyfing dat iz not green. Be sure ta get 'im den. Or just get fingz dat is even more redda dan red, an' go fast enuf ta give 'im a fump az ya go zoomin' at da grot-stink" - Boss Brainchewa
(not the brightest Ork)
The GRC ( GROT REVOLUTIONARY COUNCIL) thanks you for the Intel. Invaluable for the struggle.
Sincerely RedGobbo
I want this to be canon! Warp tribe orks would be awsome! Brain boys fot tzzech, red for korn, purp/pink for slanesh, and yellow for nurgle. Also the names he gave the human groups lmao🤣
In the dark wild days of Rogue Trader there was chaos orks, even as minis, but only for Khorne, if I recall correctly.
The only one they understand, I guess.
A toddler on pcp. The time honored signal that he has indeed kicked the crap out of his foe. The silky humie cloths that climb up kronans cheeks. The entire sisters description. Baldermort you are truley a blessing to this world. I love imperium videos and epic last stands against the endless horrors of the galaxy but orks are just the best.
I gotta say... I LOVE the tales of high adventure that you bring Balders, and this was a beautiful piece. There were laughs, there were scheers, there was the WAAAAAHGGHHH!!! I twas awesome!
Legend of Kronan is a work of genius, and the narration even more. Every line is comedy gold, you made my day.
The hunt for red orktober is such a fun reference and name, only baldermort could pull it off and be insanely fun with it
Excellent. Absolutely brilliant. I've been waiting for more of this story more than most of them.
Thanks Baldermort for another banger of a vid, painting some BOYZ to this
"huge blob of dental hatred"... lines like this are why im a patron.
And your patronage is the only thing that makes Ork videos of pure fan fic possible. I do these vids for YOU. So I try hard on these ones. God knows they get no hits. :)
Git-Squisher McMurder might be my favorite ork name ever 😂 great video!
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This is amazing. In my basement organizing cackling like a madman to Kronans epic adventure.
Just listened to this on a fairly long drive. I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time! Awesome work!!!!!
Please more! I got so much ork and chaos stuff that I'm going to make an army of Red Freebooterz to go along with my semi feral Evil Sunz.
Ok I honest to Gork thought the Kunnin Mobile was gonna fully transform into a massive Morkinot at the end and I would’ve been completely onboard with that. This is a great companion series to listen to while I started listening to the GazGhkull audio book cause as it was very much put Kronan is the Prophet of Mork as much as Gaz is for Gork and this series is very much keeping with your general motto “Always remember to make time for fun”