Peak Performance Pt1 | Oxventure D&D | Season 2, Episode 7

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @andrewsutherland7913
    @andrewsutherland7913 4 года назад +655

    The live shows are fun, but I love the extra production and relaxed nature of the studio sessions.

    • @BeardslapRadio
      @BeardslapRadio 4 года назад +31

      *pub sessions

    • @psychronia
      @psychronia 4 года назад +45

      Yeah, the adventure probably goes much smoother without a time pressure.

    • @thealph1191
      @thealph1191 4 года назад +33

      True, live shows are always rushed in the end 😭

    • @jaylocke2879
      @jaylocke2879 4 года назад +24

      Me too! I'm glad somebody else said it, because I was too scared of getting super-fan hate lol! I feel like live shows put too much pressure on performance and being funny (although they are an absolute riot!) and the way they have to rush the endings of the few shows before this because of time constraints, takes away from all the hard work that Literally Everybody Else puts in to the story gets overlooked.

    • @tootiredforthis1
      @tootiredforthis1 4 года назад +19

      Yeah i was really sad when the vengeful undead deer god they spent all session summoning got killed with a hardcut, and only like 2 actions from the players.

  • @williamkim8687
    @williamkim8687 4 года назад +398

    "If there's gonna be a great evil on this mountain, it's gonna be me"
    - Prudence 31-12-2019
    The real reason why Prudence is helping defeating other evils in the world is 'cause she wants to be on top. What a mood.

    • @alexanderzhmurov9624
      @alexanderzhmurov9624 4 года назад +18

      that's why we should ALL support her, the good, the bad, the kobold...

    • @EBannion
      @EBannion 4 года назад +8

      You heard her recruitment pitch for C'thulhu in a previous adventure, right? "Worship him and... he'll eat you last!"

    • @BogeyTheBear
      @BogeyTheBear 3 года назад +12

      Reporter: "What gave you the heart and determination to defeat all the evils you've vanquished so far?"
      Egbert: "Redemption!"
      Dob: "Fame!"
      Corazon: "Gold and glory! But gold."
      Merilwen: "Not much. Just need to keep in practice."
      Prudence: "Because I cannot abide competition!"

    • @realdragon
      @realdragon 2 года назад +2

      Peak is not big enough for 2 evils

  • @lumosd711
    @lumosd711 4 года назад +337

    Corazón: I hate this f***ing house sell it as quickly as possible
    Binbag: I’m horrified that you’re all staying in this awful place and I’m so disappointed in you
    Corazón: Excuse me this is my family home which I love and also we’re never leaving now

    • @sailthemarigold_7864
      @sailthemarigold_7864 4 года назад +16

      I've seen this three times and only now noticed. That is absolutely perfect.

    • @blakekramer8891
      @blakekramer8891 4 года назад

      Uugggugugugu gym ggh

    • @blakekramer8891
      @blakekramer8891 4 года назад +1

      @@sailthemarigold_7864 gugugigguuguguguuyugu

    • @blakekramer8891
      @blakekramer8891 4 года назад

      Ugugugugggugugggguguuguguuuuuuguggugguugguyuy

    • @blakekramer8891
      @blakekramer8891 4 года назад

      Gym gugugigguuggguugggugguguggug

  • @ceilingfanenthusiast6041
    @ceilingfanenthusiast6041 4 года назад +480

    I've really missed these non live D and D sessions, as funny as they usually are, it'll be nice to get to see a boss fight go somewhat like how Johnny planned it, without any looming deadlines

    • @Mailed-Knight
      @Mailed-Knight 4 года назад +63

      Yeah the rushed endings are the worst part of the Live Shows.

    • @jaketenn559
      @jaketenn559 4 года назад +27

      They're still great overall, but yeah i agree

    • @jaketenn559
      @jaketenn559 4 года назад +30

      I wanted to see the fight against the stag God so badly!

    • @mrummgoat53
      @mrummgoat53 4 года назад +6

      Need I remind you of owlbear, things will never go as he plans

    • @SenorFluffy
      @SenorFluffy 4 года назад +22

      Mr Umm Goat
      That’s fair, however I much prefer when the reason it doesn’t go as planned is because the Oxventurers did an oopsie as opposed to time for the show running out

  • @dallydaydream
    @dallydaydream 4 года назад +305

    "I wear my eighty-wolf coat!"
    Best callback!
    "Does he know one of those is dog?"
    Even better callback!

    • @Cp2020_animations
      @Cp2020_animations 4 года назад +10

      I dont understand how they remember all these passing jokes and comments they've made

    • @ethanlappin
      @ethanlappin 4 года назад +20

      @@Cp2020_animations if it's something in their inventory like the coat then it should be on their character sheet, and we know Johnny watches these back to try and keep some semblance of canon lol

    • @Cp2020_animations
      @Cp2020_animations 4 года назад +4

      @@ethanlappin God bless them for keeping up with all of that!

    • @youkofoxy
      @youkofoxy 4 года назад +3

      I don't remember that one.

    • @dallydaydream
      @dallydaydream 4 года назад +14

      @@youkofoxy In Heist Society, when they were dressing up for the ball Hawthorn was holding, Egbert decided the best way to look fancy was to wear a coat made from eight wolves, because of course he did : P

  • @YoruuXD
    @YoruuXD 4 года назад +206

    I’d say Corazon would be the first to freeze but he’s so salty this session that he’ll never freeze

  • @audoldends6799
    @audoldends6799 4 года назад +180

    “But there are no quicker and easier ways to kill *all* of us”
    Statement of intent from Deathwish Dob.

    • @sailthemarigold_7864
      @sailthemarigold_7864 4 года назад +5

      Well, he nearly died there, anyway. (Part Two) Why not make it inevitable? (If this makes no sense, idk where I went and decided to send this comment anyway. Sorry 'bout that.)

  • @kattaylor2919
    @kattaylor2919 4 года назад +303

    “I mean, fine, I’ll go, but I’m going to complain the whole time.” - Corazon’s motto

    • @brentage5000
      @brentage5000 4 года назад +33

      In addition to "I immediately hide" and "I cast grease"

    • @dallydaydream
      @dallydaydream 4 года назад +22

      In which I continue to relate to Corazon on a spiritual level

    • @williamw2529
      @williamw2529 4 года назад +7

      @@brentage5000 too bad he doesn't combine it with lightning.....

    • @kewli7344
      @kewli7344 4 года назад +4

      "If there's gonna be a great evil on this mountain, it's gonna be me"
      - Prudence 31-12-2019
      The real reason why Prudence is helping defeating other evils in the world is 'cause she wants to be on top. What a mood.

  • @LocalHarma
    @LocalHarma 4 года назад +261

    Corazon’s personal hatred of Binbag never stops being funny

    • @FictionWriter95
      @FictionWriter95 3 года назад +19

      I also love how Merilwen loves Binbag pretty much exclusively because Corazon hates him.

  • @l0stndamned
    @l0stndamned 4 года назад +110

    The line "we're going to do so much stuff with ropes" immediately made me think "have you guys agreed on a safe-word for Prudence to ignore?"

  • @wuwupyon
    @wuwupyon 4 года назад +384

    I imagine Dob will run up the mountain only to look to the side and realise, the correct mountain was next to him the whole time!

    • @yushakader4991
      @yushakader4991 4 года назад +19

      Just like their GTA5 Christmas challenge

    • @akmal94ibrahim
      @akmal94ibrahim 4 года назад +5

      Please let this happen

    • @nicocrestmere9688
      @nicocrestmere9688 4 года назад +17

      Surprise theres a troll

    • @patience1926
      @patience1926 4 года назад +12

      Stella Simpson and find an ice troll on it. Also he then proceeds to scream something along the lines of ’ THE HELL IS EMPTY AND ALL THE DEMONS ARE HERE’.

  • @rohitorange
    @rohitorange 4 года назад +218

    RPG crossover: Dob will encounter the ice troll from Skyrim.

    • @Phi_Lix
      @Phi_Lix 4 года назад +13

      Rohit Sharma And then promptly get yeeted

    • @Commanderd2007
      @Commanderd2007 4 года назад +20

      Don: “Hey, want to be friends and climb into my papoose?”
      Frost troll: *yeets Dob down the mountain at 70mph*

  • @andymcp4752
    @andymcp4752 4 года назад +345

    Can't wait for Dob to meet a frost troll half way up the mountain and lose his mind, in the mountains of madness style, without really knowing why..

    • @mar_speedman
      @mar_speedman 4 года назад +59

      I'm more interested in the part where Corazon goes snow crazy, and runs off in the search of an imaginary ice King, but that's also awesome XD

    • @eathenalbrecht5072
      @eathenalbrecht5072 4 года назад +65

      Dob: "HELL IS EMPTY AND ALL THE DEMONS ARE HERE!!!"
      Troll:🙄

    • @cthulhufhtagn2483
      @cthulhufhtagn2483 4 года назад +8

      That's AT the mountains of madness. All things considered, though, I'm surprised it didn't happen already.

    • @dragon-kitty
      @dragon-kitty 4 года назад +16

      @@mar_speedman except this is d&d so the ice king turns out to not only be real, but also turns out to be the dragon who (crotchety old man style) wants everyone off his mountain

    • @Artificer1911
      @Artificer1911 4 года назад +4

      @@cthulhufhtagn2483 Probably mixed it up with "In the Mouth of Madness"

  • @pengun8683
    @pengun8683 4 года назад +508

    “Trees sorta reappear”
    Turn up your render distance Jonny.

  • @maxvel0city906
    @maxvel0city906 4 года назад +328

    My favourite line out of this one has to be:
    "Prudence generates a suprising amount of torque!"😂

    • @MrHarryGray
      @MrHarryGray 4 года назад +16

      Been taking lessons from chairazon

    • @bilbo_t_baggins2762
      @bilbo_t_baggins2762 4 года назад +23

      Perhaps prudence has been modified with a higher lift camshaft? That would explain the torque.

    • @maxvel0city906
      @maxvel0city906 4 года назад +10

      @@bilbo_t_baggins2762 I reckon prudence has been bored and stroked to increase cc and get more torque and a set of ITB's as well to make the most of it. 😋

    • @bilbo_t_baggins2762
      @bilbo_t_baggins2762 4 года назад +15

      @@maxvel0city906 Do you think long black hair could be the female tiefling warlock equivalent of tinted Windows? Perhaps the gold rings on her horns are the infernal version of alloy wheels?

    • @maxvel0city906
      @maxvel0city906 4 года назад +10

      @@bilbo_t_baggins2762 yes and Spider crawl is her version of air suspension. 😂

  • @Chloe_Zana
    @Chloe_Zana 4 года назад +275

    I'll be honest, I completely forgot about the whole Pirates of the Caribbean coin thing Corazón had going on.

    • @tbm275
      @tbm275 4 года назад +86

      Interestingly enough in A Spot of Bother it was said that the pirates, when killed, return 2 years later... that adventure was 2 years ago now... Hopefully there is a new adventure featuring the revenge of the pirates.

    • @lauramarschmallow2922
      @lauramarschmallow2922 4 года назад +49

      @@tbm275 during the livestream for "literally everyone else in the worl" johnny said he thinks about doing a follow up.

    • @sheolcodemonkey4027
      @sheolcodemonkey4027 4 года назад +29

      You're not the only one. I remembered the crew that constantly returns from the dead but completely forgot about why they do that

    • @Mailed-Knight
      @Mailed-Knight 4 года назад +12

      @@sheolcodemonkey4027 I think they got killed following Corazon and won't let him de-curse them because they're stupid.

    • @brocksisson7128
      @brocksisson7128 4 года назад +20

      @@tbm275 Johnny can bend the rules but it's only been 2 years in actual time, not in terms of Oxventure guild time.

  • @longboweod
    @longboweod 4 года назад +313

    Haikus are easy.
    But sometimes they don't make sense.
    Refrigerator.

    • @-ZH
      @-ZH 4 года назад +43

      It may be a breeze
      But a good one takes much skill
      and we don’t have it

    • @jacobpieters4500
      @jacobpieters4500 4 года назад +4

      You need way more likes

    • @brentage5000
      @brentage5000 4 года назад +20

      I find them quite fun
      And a great way to piss off
      Other commentors

    • @dallydaydream
      @dallydaydream 4 года назад +18

      I like haikus but
      They are easy to begin
      Difficult to end

    • @brentage5000
      @brentage5000 4 года назад +5

      @@Amaritudine so you are saying
      Your comments on the method
      Are unoriginal?

  • @not3koboldsinatrenchcoat148
    @not3koboldsinatrenchcoat148 4 года назад +214

    I just remembered that Egbert took the Oath of Ancients, meaning that when he gets level 20 he can turn into a nature spirit

    • @yushakader4991
      @yushakader4991 4 года назад +12

      That will be interesting

    • @crocuslament9680
      @crocuslament9680 4 года назад +93

      "Really interesting thing about Paladins is that they can take this thing called the Oath of Ancients and at level 20 get this really cool ability. So, I asked Johnny and apparently bombs do not qualify as a nature spirit, but the good news is that I now have this bomb jacket and will now proceed to be made of fire."

    • @lauramarschmallow2922
      @lauramarschmallow2922 4 года назад +12

      @@yushakader4991 yeah, and also it will take ages, until they reach lvl 20

    • @laethinfowler2317
      @laethinfowler2317 4 года назад +15

      @@lauramarschmallow2922 I would love if they kept going that long

    • @SenorFluffy
      @SenorFluffy 4 года назад +5

      Oxventurers forever

  • @GL-df6to
    @GL-df6to 4 года назад +151

    Friskie and the Darkness still sounds like a heavy metal band to me.

    • @cthulhufhtagn2483
      @cthulhufhtagn2483 4 года назад +20

      To this day, I wonder about the contents of a book named Frisky...

    • @kcollier2192
      @kcollier2192 4 года назад +12

      Or a rival to Bendy and the Ink Machine

    • @_underscore_9271
      @_underscore_9271 4 года назад +4

      @@kcollier2192 a sequel perhaps

    • @brentage5000
      @brentage5000 4 года назад +6

      @@cthulhufhtagn2483 probably about evil cats and spells involving such, feeding, etc.

    • @nwahnerevar9398
      @nwahnerevar9398 4 года назад +9

      They believe in a thing called lunch

  • @supertrash896
    @supertrash896 4 года назад +77

    Going to need a full version of Corazon's Song, Luke. Toss a coin to your pirate, o' valley of plenty.

  • @TheNerdyArcher
    @TheNerdyArcher 4 года назад +110

    20:00 - "We'll all have our own cool ways of getting down the mountain"
    Besides the subtle pun (well played), this means someone is DEFINITELY preparing the 'How To Train Your Dragon' protocol

    • @yushakader4991
      @yushakader4991 4 года назад +2

      I’m waiting for the eyes closed head touch

  • @wormsin
    @wormsin 4 года назад +217

    haikus for all (thanks to Suasn Itunu for improvements):
    prudence the tiefling
    worships the god cthulhu
    uses eldritch blast
    corazon is cool
    he has a nice hat and boots
    he's the best pirate
    egbert's got the bombs
    he's the most fun dragonborn
    trying to atone
    dob plays the best songs
    the bard that loves thunderwave
    having a good time
    merilwen likes cats
    she is protecting wildlife
    keeps the plants alive
    johnny's the dm
    he is literally every
    one else in the world

    • @winkles2314
      @winkles2314 4 года назад +28

      Shallot Kid
      Here’s the Oxventure
      Questing for love, laughs and gold
      That gets thrown in lakes

    • @boko06
      @boko06 4 года назад +5

      How about Corazon's the best pirate instead

    • @wormsin
      @wormsin 4 года назад +5

      Suasn Itunu yes that makes so much more sense cant believe i didnt think of that

    • @thatotherpirateguy8973
      @thatotherpirateguy8973 4 года назад +6

      Can’t read this without singing it because of jacksfilms

    • @nickjeffery536
      @nickjeffery536 4 года назад +7

      Shallot Kid made haikus
      About the Oxventure Crew
      They were excellent

  • @dallydaydream
    @dallydaydream 4 года назад +142

    "I'm in the garden, next to a yew tree, because I'm definitely having some literal Yew Time." WHERE IS ELLEN'S INSPIRATION FOR THIS PUN. I DEMAND JUSTICE.
    (Kudos to the editor for including a shot of Merilwin's cheesy grin at this juncture though)

    • @nunyobidniz
      @nunyobidniz 4 года назад +2

      Andy?

    • @dallydaydream
      @dallydaydream 4 года назад +1

      @@nunyobidniz Heh, in all likelihood, yeah

    • @benseed8777
      @benseed8777 4 года назад +1

      To be honest when she said yew tree I was very concerned that joke would be going in a very different direction 😳

    • @nunyobidniz
      @nunyobidniz 4 года назад

      @@benseed8777 idgi

    • @benseed8777
      @benseed8777 4 года назад

      Nunyo Bidniz operation Yewtree was a police investigation into sexual abuse against children by British celebrities, people like Jimmy Savile and Gary Glitter. With people like Savile having been presenters on children’s tv. So for a second I thought maybe merilwen was hiding something. But just a pun

  • @xtieburn
    @xtieburn 4 года назад +54

    Interesting thing about Octopus: They have blue blood. Its copper based as opposed to our red iron based blood.
    They are poikilotherms which means they rapidly adjust to the temperature around themselves and consequently have a physiology that can withstand a great range of temperatures. As opposed to us homeotherms who have very precisely regulated internal temperature. (You could say warm blooded and cold blooded but it can get a bit more complicated than that so Ill be overly specific.)
    Thats why they have blue blood, it works more efficiently at the colder temperatures their bodies reach in often very cold ocean water. While climbing a cold mountain is a little out of the league of your usual Octopus a bit of artistic license means this temperature coping mechanism would make Octilwen quite robust in a chilly climate.
    However, there is a reason we evolved red blood. While blue blood remains functional at a wide range of temperatures, it is never nearly as efficient as red bloods oxygen transport. Octopus are very much limited by their limited oxygen and get tired very quickly. (Much of how their three hearts beat is related to coping with this strain, as are costly defensive moves like ink.) So while Octilwen may withstand the temperature, assuming it doesnt get _too_ excessively cold, she will run out of stamina very rapidly, particularly at altitude. She may need a breather on one of Dobs barrels.

  • @ashfreywar9862
    @ashfreywar9862 4 года назад +271

    Predictions: Merilwen will be precious as always but will then commit many murders

    • @mundo1998
      @mundo1998 4 года назад +45

      What do you mean murders? She's just returning people's bodies into the earth, where they rightfully belong! 😅

    • @XDarkGreyX
      @XDarkGreyX 4 года назад +30

      @@mundo1998 Freeing us from our mortal coils.

    • @HiopX
      @HiopX 4 года назад +12

      same as always then

    • @boko06
      @boko06 4 года назад +12

      Neutrals be like

    • @celarts5752
      @celarts5752 4 года назад +12

      That has already happened, remember her meat grinder?

  • @avathequeen14
    @avathequeen14 4 года назад +107

    * squints at Johnny * Is Remus actually his name or is it just the name of another wolf that he dislikes and wants to dunk on?

    • @dallydaydream
      @dallydaydream 4 года назад +44

      Spoilers, he's actually Romulus :o

    • @Giga-lemesh
      @Giga-lemesh 4 года назад +4

      That would be great 😂

  • @treechild869
    @treechild869 4 года назад +44

    Someone please animate Egbert tobogganing his way down the mountain. xD

    • @Sableagle
      @Sableagle 4 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/8YEm2PrqAlc/видео.html

  • @voltzoen6262
    @voltzoen6262 4 года назад +36

    Love the awkward encounter between the wolf and Egbert’s coat.

  • @Aledharris
    @Aledharris 4 года назад +52

    I know that Corazon said “ice spikes” but I wish he said “ice bikes”.

  • @Chloe_Zana
    @Chloe_Zana 4 года назад +62

    I love Remus the accent-changing wolf.

    • @cthulhufhtagn2483
      @cthulhufhtagn2483 4 года назад

      Harry Potter-inspired, anyone?

    • @PatrickLongblkwhtrbbt
      @PatrickLongblkwhtrbbt 4 года назад +11

      @@cthulhufhtagn2483 doubt it. The legend of Romulus and Remus goes back to the founding of Rome before the birth of Christ

    • @cthulhufhtagn2483
      @cthulhufhtagn2483 4 года назад +3

      @@PatrickLongblkwhtrbbt Oh yeah...I forgot that was where his name came from. Oops.

    • @Artificer1911
      @Artificer1911 4 года назад +9

      He is a special type of werewolf, instead of changing form, he changes accents, but only on a gibbous moon!

    • @cthulhufhtagn2483
      @cthulhufhtagn2483 4 года назад +4

      @@Artificer1911 Your username is amazing.

  • @Chloe_Zana
    @Chloe_Zana 4 года назад +79

    I now ship Binbag and Bismuth.

    • @dallydaydream
      @dallydaydream 4 года назад +13

      I want them to start a crocheting circle

    • @Artificer1911
      @Artificer1911 4 года назад +12

      And their adopted son, Boron.

    • @Xhumed
      @Xhumed 4 года назад +1

      Sadly, they don't have shipping in the Wizarding World.
      Blame JK Rowling.

    • @johncunanan65
      @johncunanan65 4 года назад +1

      @@Xhumed but what about that muggleXwitch romance in fantastic beast?!

  • @zanite8650
    @zanite8650 4 года назад +5

    Egbert's -1 wisdom makes for some amazing RPing.

  • @craftymagpie3182
    @craftymagpie3182 4 года назад +20

    Vulpine Pride? The Wolf was so ashamed of getting trapped he downgraded himself to a fox! Poor lamb!

    • @alexanderzhmurov9624
      @alexanderzhmurov9624 4 года назад +3

      Thank You!! I was thinking that just as soon as he said it...

  • @Erathiatw
    @Erathiatw 4 года назад +19

    "You're going to live on this mountain" - 2019 Dob, massively foreshadowing the ironic fate inflicted to 2020 Dob.

  • @bonxiii9053
    @bonxiii9053 4 года назад +57

    I was wondering how long it would take them to derail the quest, about 7 minutes, nice.

  • @ApesWithEgos
    @ApesWithEgos 4 года назад +39

    @2:00 Yes. And now imagine the whole crowd next time singing.

    • @cthulhufhtagn2483
      @cthulhufhtagn2483 4 года назад +1

      Yes he's LITERALLY EVERYONE ELSE iiiiin THE WORLD

  • @Banquet42
    @Banquet42 4 года назад +59

    'Play "Free Bard"!'
    Excellent work Johnny. Some terrible puns and amusing stuff from all. Keep it up. All the best for 2020.

  • @rhibran1165
    @rhibran1165 4 года назад +10

    Dear dob, I'm still in your papoose
    - Alfred Strangetide

  • @ethanlappin
    @ethanlappin 4 года назад +71

    It's been three minutes and I'm already grinning like an idiot

  • @elafimilo8199
    @elafimilo8199 4 года назад +21

    Bismuth art! She's gorgeous.

  • @creativedesignation7880
    @creativedesignation7880 4 года назад +4

    Luke's reaction to seeing an injured creature just being an immediate "I cast 'Heal Wounds' on it!", without even checking what it is, is just most wholesome Dob thing to do

  • @dawidsandecki9955
    @dawidsandecki9955 4 года назад +24

    14:08 The look Ellen gives Luke makes me think that Oxventure world is less PG friendly than I initially thought

  • @benleyland8829
    @benleyland8829 4 года назад +10

    Prudence doesn't actually need her hands to spider climb, the point of the spell is being able to just walk up walls as if it's the floor. But I like the image of a tiefling crab-walking up a cliff edge.

  • @shocking_squirrel
    @shocking_squirrel 4 года назад +10

    That moment when Bismuth came in with the tent for them. All I heard was Bismuth enters pitching a tent... which is a frightful image I did not need in my mind.

  • @CaseyCloud
    @CaseyCloud 4 года назад +3

    Merilwens animal transformations make me so happy.

  • @LordPiddlington1912
    @LordPiddlington1912 4 года назад +21

    Love the non-live D&D sessions 😁 Whilst audience interaction is great and all, at least here we can take our time and there'll be no last minute dash or fudging to finish the boss fight.

    • @dovahkat9635
      @dovahkat9635 4 года назад

      That's especially good in this case since they are almost definitely fighting a dragon here. Assuming Dob and/or Eggbert fail to seduce it that is.

    • @shard7549
      @shard7549 2 года назад

      I especially like these because they can do the little illustration edits with the characters artwork. That always amplifies the humor tenfold for me.

  • @neohamilton551
    @neohamilton551 4 года назад +53

    2:38
    So dob is...
    🎶Waking up, to Ash and dust
    Sorry. Had to carry on the musical beginning.

    • @CindyHelms
      @CindyHelms 4 года назад +4

      Oh, you're not alone.

    • @dallydaydream
      @dallydaydream 4 года назад +3

      [insert gasping sound, except in this version it's Dob inhaling his avocado toast]

    • @MageoftheTower
      @MageoftheTower 4 года назад +1

      I’m sweating my rust!
      This is it,
      The APOCALYPSE!
      OHH WHOOHHH!

    • @portedcannon5653
      @portedcannon5653 4 года назад +1

      Mage Of The Tower Im Waking up I feel it in my bones enough to make my systems go welcome to the new age

  • @l33tsamurai
    @l33tsamurai 4 года назад +12

    At work last week I accidentally said "pleasure doing bizmuth with you"
    I immediately began to feel sick, but the other guy didn't even bat an eye. I have waited since then to make this very comment on a new video.

  • @rimurutempest4945
    @rimurutempest4945 4 года назад +6

    Every great DM needs a tag line, and Johnny’s is ‘I’m literally everyone else in the world’

  • @brinebone2391
    @brinebone2391 4 года назад +3

    Corazon: "I mean how long should a song be, 20-30 minutes?"
    Yes: "Yes"

  • @kallasantysanty6092
    @kallasantysanty6092 4 года назад +18

    I always knew they would end up in skyrim one day :D

  • @braydenhill4033
    @braydenhill4033 4 года назад +10

    Who will freeze first
    Everyone:”corazón oh corazón”

  • @justsomepeach
    @justsomepeach 4 года назад +37

    A new Oxventure, this is the best birthday present possibly ever!

    • @elias6570
      @elias6570 4 года назад +1

      JustSomePeach happy birthday :)

    • @darrienjones8917
      @darrienjones8917 4 года назад

      Yes happy birthday

    • @k.h.3798
      @k.h.3798 4 года назад

      Happy Birthday! :)

    • @dallydaydream
      @dallydaydream 4 года назад +2

      Oh hey, time to spend your birthday just chilling then!
      Because. The mountain. It's chilly.
      ...I mean, happy birthday

    • @madalice5134
      @madalice5134 4 года назад

      Happy Birthday!!

  • @Hlessirah
    @Hlessirah 4 года назад +4

    OMG I loved their struggling with haikus at the beginning. I have a bard who only casts bardic inspiration on her teammates IF she has a poem about it. It usually ends up being a haiku. When I play her, my notes are literally filled with half-written poems. Her latest being:
    I'm scared of this room
    I wish we weren't here.
    Keep me alive,
    And I'll buy you a beer.

  • @roarguard7131
    @roarguard7131 4 года назад +2

    "And why does nothing on this frozen mountain have any chill?" That one got me ^^

  • @evanshearin6490
    @evanshearin6490 4 года назад +3

    I'm only a few minutes in, but I snorted out loud at "Binbag just Kramer-ed his way into the house."

  • @Michael_Lindell
    @Michael_Lindell 4 года назад +34

    I didn't know half-orcs breath out oxygen. Live and learn I guess...

    • @cthulhufhtagn2483
      @cthulhufhtagn2483 4 года назад +16

      That's why they're green. They're photosynthetic.

    • @AthAthanasius
      @AthAthanasius 4 года назад +9

      A quick google suggests that humans exhale about 3/4 of the oxygen they took in with each breath, so there's plenty still in there.

    • @cthulhufhtagn2483
      @cthulhufhtagn2483 4 года назад +2

      @@AthAthanasius Oh. I stand corrected. Does that still apply with the increased lung size and metabolism of a half-orc?

    • @Artificer1911
      @Artificer1911 4 года назад +2

      Must be half 40k Ork, which are a form of fungus.

    • @cthulhufhtagn2483
      @cthulhufhtagn2483 4 года назад +1

      @@Artificer1911 As awesome as that is, fungi don't exhale oxygen either.

  • @scottsanerd
    @scottsanerd 4 года назад +9

    The Oxventurers' latest quest: Don't Wake Wiggler

  • @frodobaggins7710
    @frodobaggins7710 4 года назад +25

    Watson at the bottom left at 31:00! I'd recognise that snout anywhere

    • @slewone4905
      @slewone4905 4 года назад +2

      Yeah, Johnny needs him to remind him why he put up with OxBox crew and their Shenanigans.

    • @charlesmoss1985
      @charlesmoss1985 4 года назад +1

      @@slewone4905 Needs her. Watson is a girl.

    • @slewone4905
      @slewone4905 4 года назад

      @@charlesmoss1985 Him as gender neutral. I did not look for her gender.

    • @charlesmoss1985
      @charlesmoss1985 4 года назад +2

      @@slewone4905 If you're new to Watson, I can understand not knowing she's a girl, but use the singular "they" if you're being gender-neutral. It's just good internet etiquette.

    • @slewone4905
      @slewone4905 4 года назад

      @@charlesmoss1985 No, He is Gender neutral and has been forever in English. They always means pleural.

  • @zulubunsen9067
    @zulubunsen9067 4 года назад +4

    @17:48 I would have given inspiration to Egbert for the "ice dragons are chill" pun.

  • @VladtheImpaler_99
    @VladtheImpaler_99 4 года назад +5

    Jane's cheekbones are truly iconic

  • @Cr4zyKitty
    @Cr4zyKitty Год назад +2

    I went to Google if touching ice would hurt an octopus and all I got were pleas from PETA to stop throwing dying octopi on the ice during hockey...
    I'm sorry what?? I wasn't even slightly prepared to learn that about my fellow humans today.

  • @jamesspargo9399
    @jamesspargo9399 4 года назад +15

    When I saw "episode 1 of 4" I was so happy! Thank you OxBox!

  • @Rainbow_Matrix
    @Rainbow_Matrix 4 года назад +2

    I love the Ox-tended team. Binbag, Bismuth, all of Dob's sling children, the whole gang.

  • @shadowlucario9718
    @shadowlucario9718 4 года назад +5

    new oxventure merch:
    There's a sudden clap of thunder!
    beneath that is a facepalming Corazon

  • @MrDudeshutup123
    @MrDudeshutup123 4 года назад +2

    Corazon having Dob singing his intro. I see this is as canon for every town they enter.

  • @mistformsquirrel
    @mistformsquirrel 4 года назад +6

    Dob: We're gonna do so much with the ropes!
    My Brain: Kinky.

    • @rimurutempest4945
      @rimurutempest4945 4 года назад +1

      mistformsquirrel Love how I came across this comment as Dob said it

  • @foxfoxxy2692
    @foxfoxxy2692 4 года назад +8

    Prudence & Corazon might be a bit in trouble. 😂
    Since Ellen has a dancing background and used to teach dances, it would be cool if Merilwen could do something like in an Final Fantasy "Overdrive" way a "Forest Dance". Prudence have as talent "Magical Dancing" it could be a deadly double dance where Merilwen's "Forest Dance" give the party a supportive shield during Prudence "Moonlight Dance" give the shield dangerous burning lightnings or something that hurt the enemies when they try to break the shield. It could be combined when Dob use his music skills making it then a trio overdrive.
    Or Egbert use Blazin Fire to make Merilwen's arrow a fire arrow... the possibilities are endless and that's what I love with what they come up next in every episode & video. Thank you so much you guys. :)

  • @eyedeasneverdie3348
    @eyedeasneverdie3348 4 года назад +5

    I've got it, Mousesack from The Witcher series looked fimiliar but I didnt know where from, he is basically Johnny's older brother

  • @misterthegeoff9767
    @misterthegeoff9767 4 года назад +1

    I love when they get to have a long adventuring session that doesn't have to get cut short for time because it's a live show.

  • @Marthe06
    @Marthe06 4 года назад +4

    All I can say is it's good thing Octowen has antifreeze. Getting stuck to a mountain would be embarrassing.

  • @silverdragon4018
    @silverdragon4018 4 года назад +10

    I wonder what Johnny thinks of the newest DND book? Seriously, there’s a whole section on falling off of bridges in a city full of bridges

  • @jessmaywin987
    @jessmaywin987 4 года назад +16

    I’m suffering on a train back to London with tonsillitis and a stomach bug and seeing this uploaded is honestly giving my the strength to carry on! You guys are amazing!

  • @nicktaylor897
    @nicktaylor897 4 года назад +1

    God damn, Merilwen grew a spine so fast I think she got whiplash

  • @wannieg
    @wannieg 4 года назад +8

    Starting to watch, hoping for a snow frosty troll to ruin Dob's day :)

    • @yushakader4991
      @yushakader4991 4 года назад +1

      Hell is empty and all the demons are here
      Best Christmas challenge

  • @maxvel0city906
    @maxvel0city906 4 года назад +95

    Who else was singing along to Literally Everyone Else in the World, when Johnny was introduced? 😀

    • @michaelrea4902
      @michaelrea4902 4 года назад +9

      I think that singing it is law now.

    • @cthulhufhtagn2483
      @cthulhufhtagn2483 4 года назад +10

      Literally everyone else in the world was singing along.

    • @ode_ollie4800
      @ode_ollie4800 4 года назад +4

      Max Vel0city if we don’t do that when he’s introduced at Rezzed, I’ll be disappointed

    • @ptonpc
      @ptonpc 4 года назад +8

      "Jingle Jingle Jingle. Everybody Else in the World"

    • @dallydaydream
      @dallydaydream 4 года назад +5

      JINGLE JINGLE JINGLE, EVERYBODY EL--oh wait

  • @Anarchristian_Beanz
    @Anarchristian_Beanz 4 года назад +3

    I love Corazon and Prudence just ragging on the nature lovers. "They're probably making out with a tree." "Yeah probably an ice butterfly flittered past"

  • @rimurutempest4945
    @rimurutempest4945 4 года назад

    I love how Necropolis on Sea keeps getting bigger and bigger with each adventure.

  • @akatoshslayer7599
    @akatoshslayer7599 4 года назад +6

    The sound of BeeBee sticking is very similar to a disappointed groan.

  • @mar_speedman
    @mar_speedman 4 года назад +13

    Dob: What's the quickest way to kill the whole party? :D
    Also Dob: let's tie each other to a rope, so if one of us falls, all of us do! :D
    I'm detecting a Chaotic Evil pattern, here... lol

    • @eathenalbrecht5072
      @eathenalbrecht5072 4 года назад +2

      Poor Dob, he wants to die but he's afraid to do it alone. Is it because of the rabies or does he have a mental health issue he's struggling with? Is there a psychologist anywhere in Geth that could help him?

    • @mar_speedman
      @mar_speedman 4 года назад

      @@eathenalbrecht5072 It's probably Prudence's talk about blood and death and stuff lol

    • @eathenalbrecht5072
      @eathenalbrecht5072 4 года назад +2

      @@mar_speedman maybe Dob just needs to get in touch with the good folks over at Mind. Maybe Prudence should too. Egburt could probably use help forgiving himself, maybe then he'll find atonement. Corizon has some "Daddy Issues" he could work out and Merilwen could probably use some grief counseling over that poor wildcat.

  • @yt_Ajay_
    @yt_Ajay_ 4 года назад +3

    I very much prefer this as opposed to the live audience ones. Feels a lot more relaxed

  • @neolexiousneolexian6079
    @neolexiousneolexian6079 4 года назад +2

    0:33 "How long should a song be? Twenty to thirty minutes? How long's this one? At least twice that."
    Well, I now demand the confirmed but unreleased hour-long version of the bit at the end of Episode 4 :

  • @NisansaDdS
    @NisansaDdS 4 года назад +8

    Mark my words, this is going to be a Leon saves the dog in RE4 type situation.

  • @streunekatze8205
    @streunekatze8205 4 года назад +9

    oh Dob, I love how he is "casting heal wound" because something is hurt, good hearted Dob.

  • @JM-zd1dt
    @JM-zd1dt 4 года назад +1

    a certian someones entrance was amazing, great for the get-go! As usual

  • @seeleyboothfan2
    @seeleyboothfan2 4 года назад +3

    I pictured "tongue stuck to pole" from Christmas Story moment when Merilwen was octopus climbing up the mountain.

  • @SpectreRyder
    @SpectreRyder 4 года назад +11

    Best New Year's gift ever. What a way to end the decade

  • @brentage5000
    @brentage5000 4 года назад +22

    Egbert: "Is there an obvious route to the top?"
    Me: *extremely disappointed there's no tree joke following that*

    • @cosmoreverb3943
      @cosmoreverb3943 2 года назад +2

      Turns out there were branching paths.
      Just a couple years too late lol

  • @thatlycantomboy
    @thatlycantomboy 4 года назад +3

    one of the things about being American and watching these is that when Johnny pulled out the Geordie accent I immediately thought bad Jamaican.

  • @tomtitherington
    @tomtitherington 4 года назад +1

    I know when I'm cold my chill is shattered.

  • @KieranTuohy
    @KieranTuohy 3 года назад +2

    I think Johnny actually looked a little hurt when Corazon suggested selling the mansion.

  • @tomsharp6986
    @tomsharp6986 4 года назад +2

    "He can't look up, like a dog" great Shawn of the Dead reference which slipped by

    • @Ghastly_Graves
      @Ghastly_Graves 4 года назад

      Everyone knows wizards can’t look up

  • @ChaosMan
    @ChaosMan 4 года назад +4

    The background music and wind effects are so good

  • @SirStanleytheStumbler
    @SirStanleytheStumbler 4 года назад +2

    It's great to see Bin Bag again I can't imagine why so many of this gang seem to think otherwise.

  • @johnoneil9188
    @johnoneil9188 4 года назад +1

    I would imagine ravens and crows croaking is what Prudence listens to in the way other people listen to the rushing of the ocean. It relaxes her.

  • @Tx72everywhere
    @Tx72everywhere 4 года назад +21

    Lmao I'm early and a 100% of the community that has watched this video so far think Corazon will freeze first XDDD

    • @travisrolison9646
      @travisrolison9646 4 года назад +2

      I think egbert would die first since he is a lizard and cold blooded.

  • @insainraven9875
    @insainraven9875 4 года назад

    Johnny’s joy at the return of the 80 wolf pelt cost brought a smile to my face.
    Also someone needs to make a oxventure inspired drink called Johnny’s Joy on the double

  • @PeacefulPagoda
    @PeacefulPagoda 4 года назад +3

    Best way to end the year is with an Oxventure!

  • @Gingeneer95
    @Gingeneer95 4 года назад +3

    Looks like Dob is expecting the Oxventurers to all turn into plants in this adventure. Hes just packed a load of casks filled with CO2 .......

  • @digishade7583
    @digishade7583 4 года назад

    27:34 I don't know why but the image of dob healing this massive wolf in the middle of a snowy forest with snow flakes gently falling around him just seems epic