1:07 I love how it's hard to tell if the knight is trying to help the king by attacking the rook, or trying to help the rook by cutting off the king's escape square.
Every cursed move played (notes as necessary) 1. Ki3 2. K - N (Changed castling notation because yes) 3. (This one is 2 moves) (Qf6 exf6) 4. Qe8=e 5. gxxxa8=K (oh baby a triple!) 6. (This one is an entire sequence of moves) (Rxg8 d6) (Rxf8 Kd7) (Rxd8 Nc6) (Rx#d7) 7. (Another sequence of moves because context is necessary) (Rf7+ Kc8) (Re8# Kxe8) 8. Nxxxxh5 9. Qxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxd8#
*Things you see in this video:* 1. The king just open to a new dimension 2. The king castled with knight 3. The pawn said "I don't want to be in this file" 4. The queen *Unpromote* herself 5. The pawn become checkers and become king's little brother 6. Cannibalism, The rook opened friendly fire 7. The king want to take another step 8. Checkers but knight? Or the knight is way to hungry? 9. Hiroshima opening, The queen is the nuke and boom the black Japanese opponent *Welcome to new rules of chess I guess*
Timestamps: 0:05 Secret escape 0:16 Substitute Castle 0:26 If "rook pawn" was taken literally 0:34 Underpromotion 0:45 *_OH BABY, A TRIPLE! OH YEAH!_* + Gay Kings, Part 2 0:55 Cannibalism 1:20 Kung Fu King 1:30 Checkers the Horse 1:39 Hiroshima Unrelated: I came up with quite a few titles for 0:45, including: - Caution: Wet Floor - Begone, Demons! (Because of the bishop movement) - I Would Do Anything For Love
One where king takes rook from 2 squares away is actually called the “Mistookus Rookus” it’s when a stream roller mate is played, but the king was able to kill the rook because of the special move called “ligma”
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That "queen promotion" killed me 😂
Queen really wanted a D.I.C.King
Qe8=e.
@@kylelopes5745 pa8=k*
I read this as “queer promotion”
Qe8=P
Winning by _cannibalism_ and Hiroshima _opening made_ my day. 🤣
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@@Red-lt1do Haha! Thank you very much, mate! 😉👌🏻
‘Twas icbm on steroids
How ChatGPT plays chess:
Edit: aight i just came back from south korea and i now apparently have the top comment so thats cool
Hell nah, man.
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@@Battotai_Guy_69chad beat me with cheats
FR
Lol
1:07 I love how it's hard to tell if the knight is trying to help the king by attacking the rook, or trying to help the rook by cutting off the king's escape square.
1:30 The knight became a checker too? 💀
He became a AK-74
I think my favorite is the 1st rook being taken and the second immediately trying to run away
LMAO
От этого бешеного короля не знаешь что ожидать 😂
0:43 ah yes the pawn checker
0:56 that rook is a bloody spy!
The spy has already breeched our defenses…
How the characters in the early seasons of Yu-Gi-Oh would play chess.....
Underrated comment 😂
Every cursed move played (notes as necessary)
1. Ki3
2. K - N
(Changed castling notation because yes)
3. (This one is 2 moves)
(Qf6 exf6)
4. Qe8=e
5. gxxxa8=K
(oh baby a triple!)
6. (This one is an entire sequence of moves)
(Rxg8 d6)
(Rxf8 Kd7)
(Rxd8 Nc6)
(Rx#d7)
7. (Another sequence of moves because context is necessary)
(Rf7+ Kc8)
(Re8# Kxe8)
8. Nxxxxh5
9. Qxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxd8#
5 is checkers lmao
@@HoHo-g9d8 is like checkers except instead of "jumping skipping bishop" it's like "jumping knight" where it can do a chain of moves
Queen demoted to a pawn got me💀💀
Lol
1:08 "you won by cannibalism" is crazy
lol-
My therapist: you can't just run away from your problems
Me: 0:06
best one ☝️💀
and yet its still mate in one so you run away just temporarily@@lucasxiaofei3920
*Things you see in this video:*
1. The king just open to a new dimension
2. The king castled with knight
3. The pawn said "I don't want to be in this file"
4. The queen *Unpromote* herself
5. The pawn become checkers and become king's little brother
6. Cannibalism, The rook opened friendly fire
7. The king want to take another step
8. Checkers but knight? Or the knight is way to hungry?
9. Hiroshima opening, The queen is the nuke and boom the black Japanese opponent
*Welcome to new rules of chess I guess*
the horse was so hungry it could eat a person
and more
0:46 bro became checker
You can actually get something similar to the Hiroshima opening in the regular game if you happen to play the Tennison gambit: ICBM variation
Ye. Except instead of the Queen being a missile, she's being Little Boy-
"9/11 Opening" 💀
"You won by cannibalism" 💀
"Hiroshima Opening" 💀
"Qe8=e" ⚰️
1:22 Bud was not trying to be like his brother
Timestamps:
0:05 Secret escape
0:16 Substitute Castle
0:26 If "rook pawn" was taken literally
0:34 Underpromotion
0:45 *_OH BABY, A TRIPLE! OH YEAH!_* + Gay Kings, Part 2
0:55 Cannibalism
1:20 Kung Fu King
1:30 Checkers the Horse
1:39 Hiroshima
Unrelated: I came up with quite a few titles for 0:45, including:
- Caution: Wet Floor
- Begone, Demons! (Because of the bishop movement)
- I Would Do Anything For Love
0:17 the king horsed
1:43 nah hiroshima opening is crazy but it got me tho💀💀💀
I guess we are only two who noticed
I don't understand why these make me laugh so much
1:05(solo chess be like:💀💀💀)
1:30 the knight said, 'nah, I'ma do my own thing's 💀
0:32
Queen : I want to divorce this man out of my life.
_This completely bends and possibly breaks the fabric of reality and the universe itself._
0:39 bro think he in checkers
Bro never play with jetfisher😭😭
0:30 I was half expecting Black's King to capture the queen here and I'm still laughing
“You won!”
By Cannibalism
Please don't make chess checkers...!!!...thus hurts my brain!
“You won! By cannibalism” Got me💀
Ah yes, my favourite variation of the ICBM gambit, the Hiroshima variation.
That’s why Garry Kasparov doesn’t wanna play some chess now 😭
this is a ompilation of ChatGPT playing chess
1:20 Out of fear, the other rook steps away. But it's too late.
Timestamps:
0:07 Ki3
0:18 0-0-0N
0:27 …Pe6xf6
0:35 Qe8=P
0:46 Pg2(
xf3)e4(xd5)c6(xb7)a8=K
0:58 …Rh8x(.N)g8
1:03 …Rg8x(.B)f8
1:07 …Rf8x(.Q)d8
1:09 …Rd8x(.K)d7
1:22 …Kc8xe8
1:30 …Ne6xd4xe2xg3xh5
1:40 Qxd8(x[a8:h7,e5])
More cursed chess:
Moves:
Kaa6 (8x8x8 board)
O-O-O-O (y axis castling)
e8=M ( promotion to martin chess piece)
Croissant chess pieces
Piece health bars
Board expansion
Pieces with weapons
One where king takes rook from 2 squares away is actually called the “Mistookus Rookus” it’s when a stream roller mate is played, but the king was able to kill the rook because of the special move called “ligma”
wow really? what’s ligma? 😀
Ligma BA-
@@The_Croissant how one more has fallen
What's "steam roller"?
Steam roller is where 2 rooks block two rows of squares, and fully traps the king, search up steamroller checkmate to see what it looks like
This rock was an imposter
if your friend makes the chess rules:
0:01 Chess in heroes 3)
0:47 bro became checkers into king💀
"you won by cannibalism" ☠️☠️
0:45 - 0:52 had me dying of laughter
As a shogi player and chess I can confirm that this is how we play
When your opponent doesn't have a CS degree 💀
0:05 *me when my king is in checkmate*
0:07 bro unlocked the i3 square 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
0:45 checkers
0:45 I've seen funny chess video and a pawn moved like a checker
“You won by cannibalism” 😂
He Sacrifices.... THE KINGGGGGGG
I was banned from chess for trying to recreate these moves🗿👍
0:50
Can someone please tell me where this ringtone is from? It’s very familiar to me, but I can’t remember where exactly I heard it...
Kahoot
Kahoot
Kahoot
Kahoot
Kahoot
0:43
1:30
When you forget you're not playing checkers.
You won by canniballism
Killed me
0:55 There is I impose among us
the you won by cannibalism killed me
0:44 checkers lmfao
The most normally chess game between me and my bros
The pawn thought he was in checkers 😂😂😂😂😂
Even after the king has dug that hole, Rg3# is checkmate (assuming the king cannot change direction in his digging/can't do it in time)
The cannibalism one got me dying
Hiroshima opening killed me. My stomach hurts fromm too much laughing
"You Won! by Cannibalism"
For the first one bro discovered new territory 💀
I was expecting to have a “wait what” meme every time :(
1:12 You won by cannibalism
0:50 Bro took chess vs checkers too seriously💀
1:21 bro really said “im not taking this checkmate”
Damn, this rook had an intense beef with their own team.
"You won by cannibalisim" got me
0:47 Democracy
00:40 Ladies lore:
TBH, these latest chess updates are kinda wild. Exited to see how the meta develops around them
Made my day, earned a sub. Keep it up bro😁
The horsey really thought it was checkers
“Hiroshima Opening”?! OH I’M GOING TO PLAY THAT OPENING IRL!!! 😂😂😂
0:07 Ki3
0:18 N0-0-0
0:26 exf6
0:37 Qe8=P
0:48 gxe4xc6xa8=K
0:58 Rxg8
1:03 Rxf8
1:07 Rxd8+
1:11 Rxd7#
1:22 Kxe8
1:30 Nxd4xe2xg3xh5
1:40 Qxd8#(atomic chess if very powerful)
Perfect definition of *"Never let them know your next move"*
This made me glaggle in chess language.
0:12 I'm more interested in how White's queen managed to survive Black's previous move
nah the hiroshima opening is crazy
How kids play when they blunder and get tilted:
When the queen promoted to pawn, I felt that
0:49 pawn said checkers
0:45 the pawn went into checkers mode💀
on the thumbnail I'm more worried on why the kings where TOUCHING like how
Top 10 reasons why chess website display internet ping:
POV: When you played the wrong chess
Laughing cause the thumbnail: ❌ Seeing that the kings hadn’t separation square:☠️
последний дебют надо " взять на вооружение"
0:54
If knights could hop like that then chess would be changed forever
He hit em with the aunt's peasant
Rock g3 mate 😂😂😂
0:23 wait, is this clair de lune? Looks like v1 and v2 decided to make chess battle instead of gun fight
Glad someone recognized it!
Fr
1:16 Ended me
.
*RUN*
and the horse triple kill mod would actually be fire if it was there lmao