How To Out Pizza The Hut | But Better
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- Опубликовано: 20 авг 2024
- Making homemade pizza is easy. It's a different story when you decide to go head to head with Dominos and Pizza Hut to see who the true reigning king is. I made my decision, now you decide. Welcome back to But Better Episode 4.
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Josh: "I out pizza the hut"
Next Day: "Josh goes missing"
😂
Zanarchy Who is Josh
@@jonathanjoestar6880 ...
monster hunter dude hi
Fr tho Josh be challenging all these companies I wouldn't be surprised for him to go missing one day.
The next day, Joshua Weissman was found murdered in his apartment in a pile of marinara sauce and pepperoni with a note simply reading "No one out Pizza's the Hut..."
I feel as if that marinara sauce wasn't made of tomatoes...
His death was ruled a suicide by the local examiner
“They called him a madman.” Thanos said, trembling in fear.
Ok
Yo thats kinda sus
We must clap thanus's purple cheekd
Note: Type "00' flour is only useful if you have a pizza oven. If your oven cannot reach 800+ Degrees F, use bread flour for a similar crust, or as you said, all purpose for a slightly denser crust. Bread flour has a much stronger "Memory" while trying to shape, so it definitely takes some patience. A higher hydration makes this a little easier in the forming phase, but more difficult to kneed as it's sticky. Bread flour is also WAY cheaper than type '00'.
I do not have a pizza oven, but my understanding is type '00' is definitely superior if you do. As long as you can afford it. I may have a pizza addiction. For years I have used a pizza stone. Many actually. About 6 months ago though, I bought a pizza steel. I will NEVER go back. Works as a griddle on the grill and it's great for cooking quite a few different types of bread as well :)
Thanks for sharing 😊
Joshua: "We're not battling the entire country of Italy, so.."
Peace was never an option, Joshua.
Is that Mr. Joe Hut, CEO of Pizza Hut himself?
We never forgive, we never forget. We're sending the Italian Army to his house right now.
He doesn’t need to offer peace. You’ll change your mind halfway through 😏
The gangster will come ready.
Joshua: *Unleashes Coronavirus*. “Checkmate, Italians.”
Josh: out pizzas the hut
Pizza Hut: you have mama’d your last Mia
7 w 7 😂😂😂
Dominos: *laughs in superiority*
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Any Italian can out-pizza the hut
I’m sure josh won’t see this, but I just made this pizza for dinner tonight and it came out so wonderfully. I was absolutely ecstatic with how it turned out and it really helped get me out of my depressed state. Thank you.
We saw it, and it's very wholesome 😊
Awe! I’m so happy for you! Hands on things can help our mental health and overall helps us feel better! I encourage you to do more hands on things! I will keep you in my prayers.
Josh... Blink 10 times in a row if you need help getting away from pizza hut
Hello do you recognize this user name
Da warudoo
@@kanwar6168 no no, its:
ZA WARUDO!
uh oh
*time stops*
This had me in stitches
4:27 - “cornmeal flOUr mixture”
that voice crack LOL
mood
I think I heard at least three voice cracks in this vid XD
I heard the voice crack and looked for this comment 😂
Kirious was litterally about to comment this 😂
This is his T E X A S A C C E N T
That made me laugh and fart the same time
“I’m sorry Italians” should be a shirt Josh
Timothy Ducusin Im Italian and I approve this message
Yup
Frank Chieffallo same
HOLY HELL! Made this crust last night. Cooked it tonight. MY NEW GO-TO CRUAT I have looked for for YEARRRRRRS!!! Thanks, Joshua!!!
Love your pizza recipe, one thing I do is use baking paper instead of flour to ensure it doesn’t stick to the stone. It just seems more foolproof to me and I’ve never had a problem 😊
Does Baking paper transfer heat to the the base? as the main point of a pizza stone is to make the base crunchy and brownish..
Joshua: "We can smell the tomato, the garlic, the spicy pepperoni..."
All of us: "No, we can`t"
Well I can smell it
@@Camelliatheok what are you?
ItzKhoa human
@@khoa4223 elite
@@khoa4223 his neighbor
Joshua's body was found a day later in a Papa John's dumpster.
LOL
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol, nooooo!!!
Johns is the worst. Dry
Stay tuned. The day of reckoning will come.
My experience with pizzahut, and this is really bad for a chain, is that their pizzas are wildly inconsistent. I've had great pizza from them and I've had regrettable pizza from them.
Pizzahut don't do great pizza's lol
Last time i tried to order Pizza Hut the lady sounded high as fuck, and hung up on me three times
She would ask my name, and phone number, which I gave, tell me the hold. Then the line went dead.
Pizza Hut saying “no one outpizzas the hut” is literally the same as “no one double crosses fatty bones Malone” 😂
AYEEEE FELLOW CYANIDE AND HAPPINESS WATCHER
Breaking News: Local man named Joshua weissman found dead after a reported attempt to “out pizza the hut”
My exact thought
you stole my joke before i made it you weak man
W
"Ha ha ha Chabada wookie e Jochua" Laughed pizza the hutt
Pizza Hut tastes like Gandhi’s flip flops disgusting
However dominos is top tier
This madlad did it.
Shame he'll never see the light of day again.
imagine copying people in 2021
@@Hoellz imagine imaging in 2021
@@kingfrostyfnaf4690 imagine replying to comments in 2021 lol
@@Hoellz ikr lmaooo
Hold' up
For anyone under time constraints with making their own pizza I made the dough recipe according to the grams and only let it proof in a greased bowl for just over an hour, and then after splitting the dough into 2 I did not proof again for another half hour and the pizzas still turned out tasty. I preheated the oven for 500 degrees and cooked the pizzas onto a stainless cookie sheet and the pizza still turned out good enough for the average supper. You're welcome
Hello Joshua, we would like to have a talk with you.
Lol
Why is everyone changing there name to pizza brands
Another one
Nein Danke
@@retronerds6884 fr
I feel like the way he just cuts that pizza with a knife is a clear assertion of dominance.
Briar Rose kinky
Ngl I find it way easier to cut pizza with a knife. Easier to perfectly line up and chop
I made this pizza tonight and I mean this sincerely. It was the best pizza I have ever had. Thank you.
A pizza company should hire this guy
"Also called the crussy"
...I'm calling the police
I’m unsubbing......
Then immediately subbing back 😂
mr. crabs is one thicc bihhhh let meee see that crussyyy
learning english was a mistake
Gets worse. Was watching a Warhammer video where a character was hard crushing on a spy girl who can polymorph into a genestealer cult member.
He wanted to bang her as a polymorphed mutant.....
And someone called it: "he wanted that gussy".
I lost my shit
The stormtrooper who CAN aim link it
"We're not battling the entire country of Italy"
Press X to doubt.
"...yet"
Bro all of Italy got corona its gonna be easy to take them on
@@mitchwells4524 now's our time boys, less go!
Ey, they'll change sides anyway.
X
Used your recipe. I have tried at least a dozen others. Yours, by far is the best. It’s my only pizza dough recipe now.
Thank you Josh.
i literally wheezed when Dominos Pizza said in the comments: "Let's have a talk champ, in the dark ally"
And when the hut said,
"You gave me your address, Josh."
Dominos didn’t say that Takis did
@@joemama9758 They were the dominos account but they changed their name and pfp to takis.
@@idk_anymore_01 👌 ok thx for clarification
@@joemama9758 ye
“Cooking channel host goes missing, Pizza Hut denies involvement. More at eleven.”
"Breaking news: 24 year old RUclipsr Joshua Weissman allegedly committed suicide by 2 gunshots to the back of his head."
"Jesus is that how much people eat?"
First of all how dare you attack me like this
I felt that
Nathan Williams xD
Nathan Williams totally me
Wow, every food company on the face of the earth is out for this guy!
Yes officer, this man right here
You outpizza’d the hut and within a week most of the United States shut down
@Dark Blader no, its because he outpizza'd the hut
Dark Blader for very related reasons
if he somehow dies and the police officer says what happened i would like to come out of the shadows and say "he...he tried to out pizza..... THE HUT
Theodor Zacho But he already successfully outpizzad the hut
@@Agent-il7ke The police officer wouldn't ask. He's been bought by Pizza Hut.
2 weeks later his body was found outside the back of a pizza hut with a bloody bag on his head and a note stapled to his chest saying "NO-ONE out pizzas the hut"
Underrated comment
Lol yes
Underrated comment
86 Josh!
another penguin wtf
Note to self:
385g Flour
10g Sugar
6g Salt
245 g Water
5g Yeast
Or for tray-covering dough:
500 g Flour
13g Sugar
8g Salt
320g Water (300 if no sticky)
6,5g Yeast
Came back so many times already...
if he stopped uploading after this video I think he'd go down in history as the most dedicated man youtube had ever known
*Joshua attempts to out pizza the hut* Local News: “A body has been found outside of an apartment with slash marks across the body and chest that appear to be from pizza cutters.”
*N O B O D Y O U T P I Z Z A S T H E H U T*
Pizza hut nasty
it was the Noid, he was found falattened by the pizza crusher
@@iwehfiuesdjhiufwerjikf hp: 1000
Enemy type: boss.
Don't forget that you just gave me your address, Josh.
Pizza Hut uh oh
This comment did not disappoint. Thanks for playing Pizza Hut.
No one out pizzas the hut. *cracks knuckles* N O O N E .
And I oop-
This is even funnier when you realize the OP joined RUclips just to make this comment
come on now, you can't truly out-pizza the hut without a superior pan pizza.
In a home oven setting, to avoid the floppy and uncrispy crust, you can try putting the sauce only to the dough then bake it for 5 mins or until the sauce dries out. Take out the pizza, put the rest of the toppings then bake for another 5 minutes at max temp. Solves the floppy pizza crust problem. Happy pizza making! :)
Good advice. Alternatively he can get a thicker pizza stone and pre-heat it at the oven's max temp for a longer period of time.
@@dreammachine5014 Yes I think he already mentions that. And for most home cooks who don't have pizza stone, Drying out the sauce is more practical and anyone can do it.
For the sake of all homemade pizza: Do this! 😊
Depending on your oven’s maximum temperature, maybe just bake for 4 and 4 minutes, or less. At 280* C I do 4 + 4 minutes.
Fun fact: peperoni in italian literally means "sweet peppers", so, every time we see an american pizza for the first time and learn that the "pepperoni" is actually that "salami" (similar to a soppressata) we get reeeeally confused.
THIS. My gosh, every frickin’ time I was: “Eh cosa?! Pepperoni? Intendi peperoni? Seriamente? PEPERONI?! Bah, ok”
È un bel mistero, magari perché in alcune forme di soppressate, nduje e bombe calabresi ci vanno i peperoni...
You have won an Italian citizenship, congratulazioni
Ohhhh, that explains a lot.
Even me I’m somali and We call pepperoni sweet peppers but I guess it’s because somalia was conquered by Italian
Rest In Peace Joshua, you should’ve never tried to out pizza the hut.
RIP JOSHUA WEISSMAN
March.5.2020
"so you trynna be a wiseboy huh?"
Joshua: "It's Weissman actually uwu"
θα το κρατήσω μανιάτικο the uwu ruined the comment
@@rel3979 omo
Rest in pizza*
pizza hut: no one out pizza's the hut
joshua: are you sure about that
I made it for dinner tonight, turnt out great! Definitely tasted somewhat like Pizza Hut! Family loved it, will be following more of your recipes.
Literally got a pizza hut ad that said “no one outpizzas the hut” and then Joshus comes in and says “I just outpizzad the hut”
something's wrong i can feel it
SAME!
YO SAME
@@jacepedersen6987 bro that’s crazy what a coincidence! 😂
Same wtf
"We're battling Pizza hut and Domino's we are not battling the whole f****** country of Italy" Best line ever 😂😂😂😂
Coronavirus incoming
italy still got destroyed anyway
A team of 4 pizza places just teamed up on joshua
Due to the extent of several threats from large organizations that are related to the Italian based food named Pizza, we are required to give out a warning to take the video down before any more threats, and possibly violent actions, are taken out on you, Josh. We will continue to monitor your safety but after 90 days, we will have to disconnect. It is up to you, Joshua.
why u here
"Out pizza the Hut? Sir, that's too risky."
Josh: C W I S P Y PEPPY CUPS
This comment section is one of the most ambitious crossovers on RUclips
Fr
It's Even surpassed infinity war
Yes
XD
🤣 “we’re battling Pizza Hut, not the whole entire country of Italy 🇮🇹” 🤣 good one
I think it needs to be said that home made pizza is so good and so delicious that no matter the recipe or toppings that you choose, it just tastes so damn good that everyone should try it at least once (because I know that once you do try it, you will never look back)
Man, that pizza looks good... I wish we weren't locked in the cabinet 😭
GuardGreen 5.0 bro...
Hol up
Is this
Why does he have to keep the cabinet so dark man
Is this a reference to something?
Not bad kiddo. We gotta keep in touch and continue to out pizza the hut as well as grow our business
No one heard of you
@@lamarplayz4319 or you
@@jabrilmahamud7222 everyone heard of me I covered wars you know!
Do i know you? (spoiler alert: no, i don't)
@@azucenamoranfente3307 who are u talking to? Cause if ur talking to me no one was talking to u
4:28 5:41 voice cracks
I love Pizza Hut. The Book-it program was really effective for me.
josh: outpizzas the hut: literally the entire world a week later: 🦠
stolen my friend
Covid-19 is since December. Also that's not even funny.
acromatric i understand that it has been here since december, but it was declared a pandemic around the time that i posted that. i understand that it is kind of insensitive, but keep in mind, humor is a coping mechanism.
It’s hilarious
Alternet Title: Pizza so good it started a *FUCKING PANDEMIC*
Josh: *out pizzas the hut*
He’s too dangerous to be kept alive
Themaskedspy its treason then
He has control of the Senate and the courts.
@Sorley Walker please i can call phoenix wright to defend him
@Sorley Walker H O L D I T
@Sorley Walker E U R E K A
Love that dominos is cheaper, shows up faster, tastes better and looks better, but pizza hut's marketing is on point so this video is about them
I went back to the first video on your channel and have been watching every single one; I finally made it to this one, and I can't believe that in all the comments I scrolled through, there was not one mention of the apron spoiler.
I will NOT call the crust the "Crussy."
I'm sorry Josh.
this is the comment i was looking for.
Coward
Weak.
Pussy
*call it the crussy*
"Pizza hut finally arrived an hour and a half later"
Sounds about right
origionalnamehereok the pizza hut I work at can get a delivery out in about 15 minutes 🙂
Salvador Villagomez *wow congratulations on being able to deliver the most mediocre pizza faster than the other chain restaurants*
They were to busy taking out people trying to out pizza them
Stigglitz at least he’s working. Better than many Americans who collect disability for being obese or welfare checks for shitting out more kids than they can handle
Stigglitz at least he leaves his house
6:26 i love how every time my inner italian comes out joshua is ready to extinguish my fire.
well played mate well played
The way he slices the pepperoni is just satisfying!
Everyone Gangsta til he *ACTUALLY* out pizzas the hut
“Man found dead in apartment was left a note reading: “No.” -The Hut. We reached out to Pizza Hut with no response.”
Louis Llanes I’m sorry I couldn’t like you’re comment, you’re at 69 and I’m not one to destroy dreams
elliot’s garden - 3 days later its at 569 😎
@@andrewmarkus484 now it's at 609
boys this was 6 days ago y’all are out here
Can’t out pizza us, Josh
There is a very thin line between being pure cocky confident and someone who is full of himself. I did not sense at all that your full of your self. Love the energy you have and the way you express your self. This is the first vid that I watched and have subscribed :) keep up the energy man. Greetings from Sweden.
Captain Price: Target Acquired
Pizza Hut: Take the shot, put him down
Captain Price: Kill confirmed
MW?
Gabe yep
🤣🤣 good one 🤝
Bravo 6, going dark
Detective: Tell me, what happened here?
Cop: He tried to out pizza the hut.
Detective: Shame.
I love you too. Thank you for spreading the love!
One thing.... when you cant make people rich fir money.... you can make people rich the brain....
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Thats heroooooo....
Joshua: "we're not battling the entire fricking country of Italy"
Coronavirus: "I can help you with that"
Mobster101 damn 😭
Mobster101 sorry but earth is closed today
Dude to soon..
EaT5HitT no too late
Here in Italy the situation isn't so bad as you think, we just haven't enough hospital beds and everyone is fucking dying
“I like to slice my pepperoni a *little bit thicker than a quarter of an i n c h* “
Thicker than A QUARTER INCH. I DON’T THINK THEY’RE THAT THICK.
Haha ya, I was wondering if I was insane.
An inch is pretty damn small
those were definitely an 1/8th inch lol.. I thought the same thing, like no damn way that was a quarter inch
Its not thick enough to be thiccc
@@chuggaa100 a slice of an inch is ridiculously large
Here in Colombia, pepperoni pizza is one of the most popular, because Domino's pizza makes it great. They don't add large amounts of pepperoni, but the flavor is very constant and you can feel it with each bite.
Pizza Hut Mob Boss in an Italian Accent: *holds a bat* I dont think you understand 'Wiseman' NOBODY out pizzas THE HUT
"I'm the winner, it's me." I love this channel.
Totally same
wooww
Why do i always read these as it happens in the video?
Furry
The real winners are the viewers who can now make their favorite foods at home!
4:28 that’s was a beautiful voice crack tho
5:40
ooo i dOnT kNoW RiCk
JustEvol I didn’t even notice this xD
lmaoooooo
Lmao
A bad crust can kill the best of pizzas, even the holy creations of Joshua the wise.
But you definitely out pizza'd the Hut.
Aside of all the different pizza, PIZZA IS PIZZA! It’s good all around.
_You may have one wish._
_There are three rul-_
"I wish to outpizza the hut"
*There are four rules*
If josh dies in a fatal pizza accident, we’ve warned him.
just as an aside, I like to pop the cheese into the freezer for about 10 mins get it good and cold. It extends the time you have to shred the cheese and it not get all weird and soggy
Pizza hut delivery driver here: I've had it happen where I showed up as the Papa John's guy was pulling up. I gave him the courtesy "dude's a stiffer" warning.
Joshua: Today we out pizza the hut
Thanos: Impossible
Let’s be honest, we’re here for the pizza companies comments
Yeah
Theyre all fakes tho
@@Alex-dj1os of course they are, they’re still funny nonetheless
Nah, I didn’t know there were comments from them. I’m just interested in the food cuz I’m a fatass
i knew of the pizza hut comment, but i was not expecting comments from dominos, papa johns, and little caesars too
Put this man down in history he just put pizza’d the hut
Dude !! Love your videos. You have a new subscriber. Thanks for being so funny and upbeat😄
*Everybody gangsta till every major pizza chain comments on the video*
They're fake 😭
@@Lemino101 obviously 😭
Obviously fake but it's really entertaining to see those comments.
@@Lemino101 😭 omg i couldn’t tell
and they are verified
"How to Outpizza the Hut"
Pizza Hut: "He is unstoppable, unkillable, unmatched!
Thx for the desclaimer on us italians. I appriciated Joshua. Best as always!
Pizza Hut: So you’ve chosen death.
Dominos: Why?
He was too afraid to approach Papa John himself, so he stuck to his henchmen.
Nah the Lil' Ceaser's crazy boys already killed Papa John.
Gabriel is sounding his trumpet
After he got fired from his own company for not understanding why he can't use the n-word during conference calls, I would be afraid to approach Papa John too.
Having worked for the guy, and having him come inspect our store one day, I don’t ever wanna meet the dude. Apparently he tore the manager a new one, and belittled the staff.
Nah, papa John wasnt even on the radar
Watch yourself kid
10 months too late lololol
Already a Pizza Hut comment bud
You're too late
Nice try buddy
@@papajohnspizza3380 your pizza is ass
He cuts his cling wrap with a knife?!? Boss level.
4:28 you ain’t getting away with that voice crack. Lol
I was looking for this comment
Was looking for this lmao
For me it sounded more like a audio glitch than a voice crack
5:40 another one
Lol lol lol lol lol lol
4:28 dat voice crack doe😂 that out pizzas the hut😂
I was searching for this comment xD lmao
I caught that too
also 5:22
++ 5:40
++ 5:51
Can't believe Joshua invented corona just by out pizza'd the hut.
I make my own pizza at home for quite a while now and the best way to get the heat you need is not taking a pizza stone but steel. You know, since metall trnsfers the heat faster than stone.
This man has clearly dealt with "Italian's" in comment sections before.
I appreciate how he mad itself 100% immune from any "BuT iTaLiAn PiZzA!11!!" with like a couple of sentences. Smart guy. Hate-free comment zone.
BUT THATS NOT HOW YOU MAKE AUTHENTIC TRADITIONAL DOMINOES PIZZA
Italians are annoying and pretentious but also hot af
3:16 I came here expecting pie but we just got served cake