Steamed Hams But In The Half-Life: Source Universe
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- Опубликовано: 18 сен 2024
- GASP! Fiddlesticks! The casserole is ruined! But what if... I were to take unstable testing elements and disguise it as my own cooking? Oh ho ho ho ho ho! Delightfully devilish, Isaac.
(Dr Kleiner takes off his lab coat and runs into the lab. He puts his leg over the test chamber window, attempting to step into the antimass spectrometer chamber. Before he can leave, Professor Magnusson enters the lab.)
Thanks to AlphaGarg for his Half Life Source rigged Young Magnusson model.
Delightfully devilish, Walther.
Steamed Hams: Revival
Steamed Hams: Source
Hhh can there be a Half life video where you are not there
Maybe if i watch it before you but you will still write a comment later
I need to think of a text to write everetime I find You
Oh... it's you again...
_but what if..... i were to purchase fast-food from aperture science, and disguise it as magnusson's microwave casserole? hohoh... delightfully devilish, kleiner_
Skirdus, but there is no Apers in *HL:S Universe!* >(
The Half-Life and Portal series' both share the same world, apparently.
Alfa Xeno Kappa, yeah, a bullshit conventional plot-holed world of marketing - everyone knows that. Portal is in Half-Life Universe, but not in Half-Life: Source Universe)
@YayDude123 agreed
Cave Johnson: You better have COMBUSTABLE LEMON!!!
Yes! More Half life Steamed hams!
I love how that scientist floats in the air just like in HL Source
Dr. Kleiner with his crazy panicking screams.
Dr. Magnusson's gonna need his new casserole.
When he hears beeping sounds from microwave.
There 'll be trouble in Black Mesa tonight.
*KLEINER!*
Dr. magnusson! i was just streching my calves, isometic exercise, care to join me?
Player Unknown08 Why there is smoke coming out of microwave, Kleiner?
Why is there a freeman near your microwave, Kleiner?
I fixed that for ya
@@spartanspaceman5876 *A Resonance Cascade goes off in the test chamber*
Dr.Magnusson: Good God what is happening in there?!
American Zero a resonance cascade
the part with the floating Magnusson is God damn genius!
Salivar Ravilas its a glitch in hl source and shows how much of a shitty port hls is
Oh egads! My casserole is ruined!
*_But what if..._*
But what if... I were to start a Resonance Cascade... And disguise that as the casserole's demise!
Ho ho ho, delightfully devilish, Isaac!
Magnesson: what is happening in sector sea
Kleiner: my god! the borialis!
*INSERT CAVE JOHNSON RIDING BORIALIS THROUGH BLACK MESA WHILE THROWING LEMONS*
Hunt down the steamed hams
"Whatever it takes. Who ever it takes however long it takes. Before I die..... I will buy fast food and discuses it as my own cooking."
You fucked up my luncheon.
Chalmers... please. I can explain.
"Steamed Hams but it's Hunt Down the Freeman"
You have my permission to isometric exercise
lmao at magnusson having higher poly face than everyone
0:21 "No! Stay back! GORDON!" (Microwave explodes)
AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Magnusson was such high ranked, he looked way more detailed.
"But what if... I were to purchase food from the cafeteria and disguise it as the casserole...? "
Gordon always there to ruin the kitchen, especially if Magnusson's around.
*Hunt Down The Albany Expression*
I guess I should consider myself lucky, bc today I've found like 3 Steamed Hams / Half-Life videos. And all of them were tremendous.
3 Steamed Hams/Half-Life videos?
Could that mean.... *insert dead joke about half-life 3*
+TehMondasianSpartan, why not
You even nailed the sitting animation
0:15 That's a feature on Half Life Source btw
''Yells in microwave'. Mag looks strange in this younger self.
Half Steamed: Source Material
-Well Kliener I made it, despite your directions.
-Ah, Doctor Magnusson, welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!
-Eh..
-*Comes across Gordon spamming the microwave button*
*GASPS* OH DEAR. MY CASSEROLE IS RUINED!
..But what if.. I were to purchase Aperture Science cake and disguise it as my own cooking? Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho! Delightfully devilish, Kliener!
-Uh..
~Kliener with his crazy explanations~
~The Doctor's gonna need his morphine.~
~When he hears Kliener's lame exaggerations,~
~There'll be trouble in Black Mesa tonight!~
*-KLIIIEENNEERRRRR!!!!*
-Doctor! I was just uh.. tying my shoelaces on the bench! Isometric dressing! Care to join me?
-Why is there smoke coming out of your microwave, Kliener?
-Uh, oohh, that isn't smoke! It's steam! Steam from the Steamed Casserole we're having! Mmm!~ Steamed Casserole! ...Phew.
-Doctor I hope you're ready for mouthwatering headcrabs!
-I thought we were having Steamed Casserole?
-Oh no, I said Steamed Heads! That's what I call headcrabs!
-You call headcrabs Steamed Heads?
-Yes! It's a regional dialect.
-Uh huh. Uh what region?
-Uhhh, New Mexico.
-Really. Well I'm from Xen and I never heard anyone use the phrase Steamed Heads.
-Oh not in Xen no, it's a Combine expression!
-I see. ....You know these Headcrabs are quite similar to the ones they have at Ravenholm.
-Hohohoh, no! Patented Kliener headcrabs! Old family recipe!
-..For Steamed Heads.
-Yes!
-Yes, and you call them Steamed Heads despite the fact they are obviously roasted.
-..Y-eh.. Yknow the.. one thing I should.. excuse me for one second.
-Of course.
*[After nearly getting killed by the Borealis:]*
-AHHHH, well that was wonderful! Good time was had by all, I'm pooped!
((Had to steal this))
-Yes I should be, GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?!
-A Resonance Cascade.
-A.. A Resonance Cascade? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this side of the borderworld, localized entirely within our facility?!
-Yes!
-..Can we stop it?
-...No.
-Kliener, the Earth is being invaded!
-No Eli, it's just the Resonance Cascade!
-Well Kliener you are an odd fellow, but I must say; You test a good experiment!
-Heeelp! Heeeelp!
*[Military begin driving in]*
Flowey the Flower either that or it just casually ends with g-man taking young alyx out of the facility.
actually the No its just the resonance cascade could be replaced with
No Eli its just 7 hours of wars
and the cassreole could be replaced with
why is there a portal coming out of yours chamber kliener?
Nice job!
Nice.
Kleiner! The Black Mesa's on fire!!
It's funny because it kind of fits with what was said in hl2 ep 2. This could almost be cannon.
Steamed Life
i love how magnusson floats on the chair, so accurate!😂
I love how Magnuson has the chair bug
Thus began the *Resonance Cascade*
- Good lord what is happening in there!
- ...resonance cascade?
Holy shit the chair physics 100% acurate to hl:s
Looking forward to the expansion pack: Opposing Porks
I never suspected such memes could be
steam hams but it's just a regular day in Black Mesa Roleplay
but what if i were to cook aliens from xen and disguise it as a casserole
Take that Magnusson!
Half Hams: Episode 1
"Why is my microwave casserole coming out of your microwave, Kleiner?"
"Uh, ooh that isn't your microwave casserole, it's gibs. Gibs from the steamed headcrabs we're having. Hmmmm! Steamed headcrabs!"
"Good lord, what is happening in there!?"
"A resonance cascade."
"Ah- A resonance cascade? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized ENTIRELY within your Anomalous Materials Research Lab?"
Hunt down the seymour
Resonance Aurora Borealis Cascade
No, I said craberoles. It's what I call grilled headcrabs.
Coming next, a fan made project: *Hunt down the Steamed Hams*
yes, Yes, YES, *YES!*
if the quality of this is bad as a joke to half life source being bad I applaud you
Casually sits in the air.
Half-steamed Hams
Whew source.
Good lord what is happening in there?!
Resonance Cascade...?
A resonance cascade..?!
At this time of year...
Within this facility...
With our budget...
Localized to this security level?!
Yes...?
....May I see it?
[Gman] No.
Alright, Freeman. You think you can fix the vending machine, too?
"You think you can fix the vending machine too, college boy?"
ROASTED HAMS
"Oh no."
Hunt Down The Steamed Hams?
Tea casserole
I knew this joke must have been made by someone.
You fucked up my ham.
FUCK!
The very fact that I didn't see this nearly two months ago, proves youtubes' algorithm is broken.
Magnusson: GOOD LORD WHAT IS THAT IN THERE
Kleiner: The Borealis
Magnusson: The Borealis, at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within the break room.
Kleiner: Yes
Magnusson: May I see it?
Kleiner: No
“Kleiner！”
I need this magnusson model
My favorite version.
oh very nice
HL2 Steamed Hams memes are pure gold
Resonance cascade?! At this time of year? At this time day? In this part of the country localised entirely within your labaratory?
Steamed - Hams 1
At the end I was hoping for "Well, there goes our grant money"
A resonance cascade
In this time of year
In this time of day
In this part of the country
Localized entirely in your microwave
This is canon.
Actually it is
"Only High Quality MEMES" playlist brought me here
Staph
ECH OUGH NOUH STAPH GAH
I love it!
i love half life source
damn it gordon
A MOTHERFUCKING STEAMED HAMS!??
Ham-life: steam
still waiting for new amazing hl video :D
me too
@@toastycrab5175 "Russel" was a ... well goog
shitpost video. xD
Half Life: Steamed. Only on Steam.
This is canon!
This vid is shit.I love it
i prefer it exploded
*BEEP BEEP BEEP*
Oh no. HLD.
0:15 bro think he hl source npc
New mp game from valve.
Damn it Why Blueshit199 is here
STAP
lmao
oh no
*Alert! User dead Inminent!*
*"Half-Life: Source"* Universe. You know what, i don't think this video would make me laugh even more than i did just now by reading the title.
P.S.
Is this Source Universe in Half-Life or HL:S one?
Lefleiner I think half life source, and I believe that’s why Magnusson just floats above his chair, because half life source npcs usually seem unaware of how to properly sit in a chair.
i miss hl1 animation so much
XD
Wanna be in my meme movie called Steamed Hams?
wow
why wasn't that longer
Will you do a full version of this with the $25 I didn't spend on Hunt Down the Freeman?
MIT cooking
What
Hello
Why gordon,why?
What makes HL Source different, though?
pretty water texture and physics on various objects
CrazyCabbit The water looks better, but the physics are the exact same.
HL was on Goldsrc which was a heavily modified version of the Quake engine. HLS is on the Source engine. KNOW THE DIFFERENCE
Someone They're still the exact same thing.
@@loomman5296 they are not lmao half life source uses ragdolls and instead half life uses death animations
This is canon.