@@coolcatcastle8 this video is inspired by "how to play chess properly", which came out around 2013, and in the description it says that it was sent by somebody on email. So yes, this is one of random videos that appear randomly, be it your playlist or email. They could also lie, but i dislike that idea
I don’t get it either but based on the humour I’d say it’s probably something like how officers get little punishment compared to what they did (in this case they were bribed or told someone to plant evidence and while the guy to did the deed was killed by the officer, the officier only got suspended and still got pay).
idk why but the funniest part to me is when king castle's with knight, out of all the jokes in here seeing something that simple but still wrong is so funny for some reason
In the anarchy chess game, the two knights from other teams start dating, but the bishop doesn’t leave. The bishop is labeled as a sex offender, and leaves anyways.
The drone strike played by black was a huge blunder... Instead, he should have called in the British Royal Guard and removed both of white's pawns and his Queen, then a followup with a Bait and Switch Advanced, which would let him gain control of White's Bishop before it aged, allowing him to make a double attack with both bishops and win the game
Nope, Never would have worked you see on turn 4 the Queen actually called the British prime minister and set up a tea party of which she took on turn 6, if you blink you'll miss it, with this in place on turn 7 the Prime minister signed an anti-violence pact with the Queen's kingdom thus if black called they would have instead sent the British Royal Guard his way, thus doubling his problems. What black should have done is send the king to mars on turn 3 it would take the king 3 days to get back but they would then have the support of the aliens with the understanding that the aliens now have full right to rule society, thusly on turn 8 the white player would have the Queen call the prime minister and ask for their assistance the aliens would then kill the Prime minister on turn 9 causing the white queen to lost the trust of the British people causing a rebellion. With the rebellion, the aliens and the Black player the white player is now fighting a war on 3 fronts leading to them losing to a checkmate in 2 moves I do not realistically see a way the white player could escape this fate
@@myself3412 Wring, they should have waited for Xorbon the magnetism god to summon them, causing the pieces to fly upwards and the game to end in a stalemate, handshake and broken wrist.
5:06 The only thing they didn't mention which I didn't even notice until now...the black and white pawn were on the same line before, but when the black pawn moved it went to the next line over!
what a game looks like to a random person. 5:34 When he hits the table with the crowbar, the pieces stay perfectly still for just a few frames, like they just suddenly started to fly. lol, love physics.
@@myself3412 yes and the white king does on the right. But in the video, the white king is on the left. That means that the board is turned 90 degrees, flipping the black and white squares.
As someone who plays chess, this kills me inside. Moving the pieces back… Though I will say that copying the other person’s moves is a genuine strategy called mirror move.
"along with this crowbar he just found"
I died laughing!
Wayyyy too good for so few views
The freeze frame tho
if u died how did u comment dis...... sus
@@CHOONGJUNYUMoeit’s an exaggeration idiot
Yeah, it took the wind out of me
This is severely underrated.
No...this comment is overrated
it seriously is!
fr this is like one of those random videos from 2015 you find in your playlist and then instantly rewatch
@@coolcatcastle8 this video is inspired by "how to play chess properly", which came out around 2013, and in the description it says that it was sent by somebody on email. So yes, this is one of random videos that appear randomly, be it your playlist or email.
They could also lie, but i dislike that idea
For real this is so underrated is so hilarious
I love the reference with the inverted rook technique.
Also, the last frame just being the two kings hovering was hilarious.
Its a maniac1075 refrence
@@youtubeaccount8074 that joke was actually from a BBC sketch in that video on that RUclips channel was just stolen
Bro renamed the rook to "Dinnerbone" 💀
This is "never let them know your next move" in its purest form
Magnus Carlsen has been real quiet since this dropped
169 likes but no comments? Let me fix that
@@joannehill6648 Carefully now, he’s a hero
I wanna see people play chest like this more
“chest”
You from ohio?
@@nightglide_ no that was just a mistake I missed lol
anarchy chess is amazing
@@Spax_ beta decay
@@Spax_ chest*
Yo the fact the kings didn’t even move an inch after the crowbar hit made me break 💀
“The officer, of course, is suspended with pay”
Jesus christ that’s accurate
Police only get fired for catching crooks.
i dont get it
maybe i didnt study law appliancing for so long
I don’t get it either but based on the humour I’d say it’s probably something like how officers get little punishment compared to what they did (in this case they were bribed or told someone to plant evidence and while the guy to did the deed was killed by the officer, the officier only got suspended and still got pay).
@@lolliii5477very simple version: Cop does bad thing, gets raise
@@samplename2106 w h a t .
One time an AI was playing against an AI and one of them moved their pawn backwards, so this is pretty accurate.
This video...is how ChatGPT plays chess.
SO TRUE
r/anarchychess*
How in Ohio play chess
So true. I tried playing chess against chatGPT and it kept making illegal moves.
5:30
bro is playing chess 5 and chess 3 hasnt even been launched
I would argue it has. There's Chess, 5D Chess, and FPS Chess, all very different games.
this is anarchychess
@@hundredLeech shotgun king and quantum chess too
@@wryyy2841 don't forget checkmate showdown, the street fighter of chess
You must be sleeping under a rock for a real long time. The dev has already released chess 4.5. I heard chess 5 is gonna be next year.
idk why but the funniest part to me is when king castle's with knight, out of all the jokes in here seeing something that simple but still wrong is so funny for some reason
along with all the controllable and disorganized chaos and *entrophy polluting the cosmos -*
I like how with all of these cursed chess games there ends up being a gay relationship and the bishop ends up leaving lol
It's so unrealistic the way everyone respects the bishop's religion.
In the anarchy chess game, the two knights from other teams start dating, but the bishop doesn’t leave. The bishop is labeled as a sex offender, and leaves anyways.
I like how this started so normally but after the like 3 turn it fucking devolved into chaos
I like how the bishop still left diagonally because of two pawns from different teams start a new life
I love how in the end the kings are literally floating
It's like watching Calvin&Hobbes play chess
The drone strike played by black was a huge blunder... Instead, he should have called in the British Royal Guard and removed both of white's pawns and his Queen, then a followup with a Bait and Switch Advanced, which would let him gain control of White's Bishop before it aged, allowing him to make a double attack with both bishops and win the game
Nope, Never would have worked you see on turn 4 the Queen actually called the British prime minister and set up a tea party of which she took on turn 6, if you blink you'll miss it, with this in place on turn 7 the Prime minister signed an anti-violence pact with the Queen's kingdom thus if black called they would have instead sent the British Royal Guard his way, thus doubling his problems. What black should have done is send the king to mars on turn 3 it would take the king 3 days to get back but they would then have the support of the aliens with the understanding that the aliens now have full right to rule society, thusly on turn 8 the white player would have the Queen call the prime minister and ask for their assistance the aliens would then kill the Prime minister on turn 9 causing the white queen to lost the trust of the British people causing a rebellion. With the rebellion, the aliens and the Black player the white player is now fighting a war on 3 fronts leading to them losing to a checkmate in 2 moves I do not realistically see a way the white player could escape this fate
@@myself3412 Wring, they should have waited for Xorbon the magnetism god to summon them, causing the pieces to fly upwards and the game to end in a stalemate, handshake and broken wrist.
@@sacrificiallamb4568 I forgot about Xorbon but he stopped summoning years ago it really shook up the meta
That's it, I'm shaking up Xorbon with a blender move.
5:06 The only thing they didn't mention which I didn't even notice until now...the black and white pawn were on the same line before, but when the black pawn moved it went to the next line over!
When I first watched the video at the start I was like “hey, wait! Pawns can’t move backwards!” And now I’m just like, “mmm… yes, makes sense”
Bro this is hilarious, super underrated. I loved the part where black spent his turn studying chess lol
What we study for: checkers
What's on the test:
That freeze frame at the end was so fucking powerful, my God.
"Gameplay is unaffected"😂
1:48 "horse video" "queen takes on 15 rooks at once" "2 rooks one pawn" "king gets checked by a femboy pawn"
“White’s queen gains a proton” lmao what
"lost the children thru legal struggle"
"gameplay unaffected"😂😂😂
White could've usted interconintal ballistic misiles startegy at firts and that could be a key move
5:29 “aaaaalong with this crowbar he has found-“ *breaking sounds of stuff with wooden axe exposed as not being a crowbar*
5:31 *on 0.25x speed* it’s wood and in a axe shape
Black king is thankful for not getting shot just like his queen did
This hurts me physically and emotionally. But gave me a good laugh
11 likes and 0 comments? Let me fix that.
@@abcdefg9825 I didn't even noticed I got 11 likes
Don't you hate it when a worm hole sucks your chess board out of the room
the commentating is so good i love it
Glad you think our terrible accents were good lol
Every video you guys post tops all the others, this is peak comedy😂
I LOST AT THE "TAPS FOR 3 MANA" PART
Same lol
But then black taps 2 island, plays counterspell, and deletes putrify
@@minchy9094 I, bored of this madness, tap 4 white mana to play Day of Judgement, removing all nonland permanents.
@@minchy9094 nah use force of will. Then u can save ur 2 islands for Time Warp.
@@Haxihoovis Teferri's Protection moment. Also just use the Nevinyrrl's Disk u played on turn 2 using Sol Ring
Confusing but intertaining
what a game looks like to a random person.
5:34 When he hits the table with the crowbar, the pieces stay perfectly still for just a few frames, like they just suddenly started to fly. lol, love physics.
2:01 That move is also one of many illegal moves in this. Putrefy only destroy one creature.
it’s just that every so often, someone ends up reinventing homestuck
1:43 Michael Jackson 😂
5:32 rare moment of two kings flying
James:GOOB IS THAT YOU I HAVEN'T SEEN Y'ALL SINCE oh wait a hour ago it felt like a day already
Brr that is comepletely correct
The "Cursed" chess started when white move pawn backwards
"the officer, of course, is suspended with pay"
Ohhhhhhh I love casual controversy comedy
1:25
You beautiful person, the Bishop moves diagonally off the board
Chess studios really came up with such a banger, we have waited for this update of the game around 400000 years
This is what happened when me and my clueless freinds played chess for the first time. The instuctor died of laugther 😂
This made me laugh so hard that I almost coughed to death.
bless you :)
not only did the black pawn lose custody over it's kids but the poor guy also got killed by cyanide after 27 turns....a tragic story
ballade no 1 fits perfectly with this video
0:30 that French sureender got me
i like how the nudey chess piece part is the most replayed part
Smashes table:
Black King: I can fly
This is so underrated this video needs to blow up
‘Twas not a shitshow, it was ART!
Now this is real chess! And not a single en passant in sight!
saw the michael jackson reversion coming, tbh. People always do this shit after the opponent manages a three-turn unknown mind control
A very back and forth match, it could have gone either way
" pawnhub" and the "Six White Pawns Check and Stalemate Petite Black Pawn" bruh I died after I heard that
Most entertaining thing I've seen all year kudos to u bruv
either the camera mirrored the video... or the board is set up the wrong way.
Either way, this video cracked me up. Thank you!
no it's not queen always goes on her own color
@@myself3412 yes and the white king does on the right. But in the video, the white king is on the left. That means that the board is turned 90 degrees, flipping the black and white squares.
"If chess becomes stupid, adjust to become stupider"
Sun Tzu, who was actually from Sedna
"Black responds by studying 'The art of war' and flips the board around"
I absolutely loved this vid.
As someone who plays chess, this kills me inside. Moving the pieces back… Though I will say that copying the other person’s moves is a genuine strategy called mirror move.
2:32 YYOOOOO, bros got the Ultra Agents Mission HQ, I love that set
It's an absolutel classic
The game progressed way too fast for either side to deploy the Mega Chessatron.
That backflip goes hard
“It was actually just Michael Jackson, he he” But the smooth criminal lean as well
"using a classic french surrendering technique" I died 😂
My man, the putrefy from mtg killed me (literally, destroyed target creature).
PLAYING LEFT HANDED?!
You must be reeaaally confident.
Not the your lie in April music in the background 😭😭
NO WAY it’s in the show too? That’s so funny 😅
Yea it was the final piece that kousei and kaori played
Chatgpt playing chess:
now we know how chatgpt learned chess
lmao , best shitpost of my week
actually , this entire show remind me of childhood silly games
“Using a classic French surrendering move.”
Ah yes, classic half life gambit and crowbar defense.
Ahh black got hit with the good old crowbar attack opening, I wonder why black didnt respond with the captain america defense.
2:37 is the funniest joke in the video.
When you decide to olay illegal moves against chatgpt
board is set up wrong you need to flip the board 90 degrees and then flipping the king and queen
I mean,,,
what else could I expect from a channel called “Banana & Bread” besides a masterpiece-
5:30 GOT ME DYING ☠️
10/10 you guys are hilarious
Chess played perfectly is a draw
I only liked 80 non-musical videos in 3 years, this one is one of them! This is so good, and only has 500 views at the moment. Hope you grow up
not canon, nobody even tried going for megachessatron
Every single move in this video has bothered me so much
This is a random video RUclips recommended me. I have no ideal WTF is happening but I love it XD
The way they just started flying
ah the crowbar technique almost impossible to pull off truly massive skill
The way they shot the black queen for resisting arrest is crazy lmao
Minecraft block battles be like
Bro that transition of the bishop from black to white tho-
Friend: this game has easy rules.
The rules:
1:23 bishop leave. Still diagonal, tradition die hard
Thx for the opening, I might actually become 1400 now, mad props for the chess advice😊
I love watching this, and we all need a sequel.
love how the bishop went on vacation and never came back
1:38 says "euro" but it's actually dollars
This is me and my friend when the teacher isnt looking in chess lmao