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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @CauseOfBSOD
    @CauseOfBSOD Год назад +1892

    "along with this crowbar he just found"
    I died laughing!

    • @Pan_Highlighter
      @Pan_Highlighter Год назад +19

      Wayyyy too good for so few views

    • @Vibinboi
      @Vibinboi Год назад +28

      The freeze frame tho

    • @CHOONGJUNYUMoe
      @CHOONGJUNYUMoe Год назад +5

      if u died how did u comment dis...... sus

    • @patfusty9950
      @patfusty9950 Год назад

      @@CHOONGJUNYUMoeit’s an exaggeration idiot

    • @CPU122.
      @CPU122. Год назад

      Yeah, it took the wind out of me

  • @linusjingco3370
    @linusjingco3370 2 года назад +1124

    This is severely underrated.

    • @sandysandilya3852
      @sandysandilya3852 2 года назад +3

      No...this comment is overrated

    • @ghabsterlol7768
      @ghabsterlol7768 Год назад +2

      it seriously is!

    • @coolcatcastle8
      @coolcatcastle8 Год назад +2

      fr this is like one of those random videos from 2015 you find in your playlist and then instantly rewatch

    • @hisupwassup
      @hisupwassup Год назад +1

      ​@@coolcatcastle8 this video is inspired by "how to play chess properly", which came out around 2013, and in the description it says that it was sent by somebody on email. So yes, this is one of random videos that appear randomly, be it your playlist or email.
      They could also lie, but i dislike that idea

    • @italiangamer6956
      @italiangamer6956 Год назад +1

      For real this is so underrated is so hilarious

  • @partydude4226
    @partydude4226 Год назад +756

    I love the reference with the inverted rook technique.
    Also, the last frame just being the two kings hovering was hilarious.

    • @youtubeaccount8074
      @youtubeaccount8074 Год назад +5

      Its a maniac1075 refrence

    • @jetconnordude
      @jetconnordude Год назад +7

      @@youtubeaccount8074 that joke was actually from a BBC sketch in that video on that RUclips channel was just stolen

    • @carmeniuniamircea1149
      @carmeniuniamircea1149 11 месяцев назад +8

      Bro renamed the rook to "Dinnerbone" 💀

  • @Veozhus
    @Veozhus Год назад +384

    This is "never let them know your next move" in its purest form

  • @heyumnew1401
    @heyumnew1401 Год назад +649

    Magnus Carlsen has been real quiet since this dropped

    • @joannehill6648
      @joannehill6648 Год назад +6

      169 likes but no comments? Let me fix that

    • @treysonnier1961
      @treysonnier1961 Год назад +4

      @@joannehill6648 Carefully now, he’s a hero

  • @I_Bean11
    @I_Bean11 2 года назад +704

    I wanna see people play chest like this more

    • @nightglide_
      @nightglide_ Год назад +29

      “chest”
      You from ohio?

    • @I_Bean11
      @I_Bean11 Год назад +14

      @@nightglide_ no that was just a mistake I missed lol

    • @Spax_
      @Spax_ Год назад +28

      anarchy chess is amazing

    • @tomikun8057
      @tomikun8057 Год назад +4

      @@Spax_ beta decay

    • @zacuddin3821
      @zacuddin3821 Год назад +8

      ​@@Spax_ chest*

  • @snake2314
    @snake2314 Год назад +133

    Yo the fact the kings didn’t even move an inch after the crowbar hit made me break 💀

  • @illusionaryheart3325
    @illusionaryheart3325 Год назад +400

    “The officer, of course, is suspended with pay”
    Jesus christ that’s accurate

    • @KopperNeoman
      @KopperNeoman Год назад

      Police only get fired for catching crooks.

    • @lolliii5477
      @lolliii5477 Год назад +2

      i dont get it
      maybe i didnt study law appliancing for so long

    • @jennyjin1617
      @jennyjin1617 9 месяцев назад +9

      I don’t get it either but based on the humour I’d say it’s probably something like how officers get little punishment compared to what they did (in this case they were bribed or told someone to plant evidence and while the guy to did the deed was killed by the officer, the officier only got suspended and still got pay).

    • @samplename2106
      @samplename2106 9 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@lolliii5477very simple version: Cop does bad thing, gets raise

    • @lolliii5477
      @lolliii5477 6 месяцев назад

      @@samplename2106 w h a t .

  • @gentleman12702
    @gentleman12702 Год назад +140

    One time an AI was playing against an AI and one of them moved their pawn backwards, so this is pretty accurate.

  • @myla_or_lilac
    @myla_or_lilac Год назад +1371

    This video...is how ChatGPT plays chess.

  • @igorjosue8957
    @igorjosue8957 Год назад +370

    bro is playing chess 5 and chess 3 hasnt even been launched

    • @hundredLeech
      @hundredLeech Год назад +11

      I would argue it has. There's Chess, 5D Chess, and FPS Chess, all very different games.

    • @tomikun8057
      @tomikun8057 Год назад +4

      this is anarchychess

    • @wryyy2841
      @wryyy2841 Год назад +7

      @@hundredLeech shotgun king and quantum chess too

    • @MrRaellima
      @MrRaellima Год назад +2

      @@wryyy2841 don't forget checkmate showdown, the street fighter of chess

    • @ShadowHazy
      @ShadowHazy Год назад +5

      You must be sleeping under a rock for a real long time. The dev has already released chess 4.5. I heard chess 5 is gonna be next year.

  • @myself3412
    @myself3412 Год назад +201

    idk why but the funniest part to me is when king castle's with knight, out of all the jokes in here seeing something that simple but still wrong is so funny for some reason

    • @lolliii5477
      @lolliii5477 Год назад +7

      along with all the controllable and disorganized chaos and *entrophy polluting the cosmos -*

  • @Wh1teNoise616
    @Wh1teNoise616 Год назад +186

    I like how with all of these cursed chess games there ends up being a gay relationship and the bishop ends up leaving lol

    • @KopperNeoman
      @KopperNeoman Год назад +6

      It's so unrealistic the way everyone respects the bishop's religion.

    • @MaliEmpireKing
      @MaliEmpireKing 5 месяцев назад +5

      In the anarchy chess game, the two knights from other teams start dating, but the bishop doesn’t leave. The bishop is labeled as a sex offender, and leaves anyways.

  • @troytheperson139
    @troytheperson139 Год назад +119

    I like how this started so normally but after the like 3 turn it fucking devolved into chaos

  • @alexruska9390
    @alexruska9390 Год назад +49

    I like how the bishop still left diagonally because of two pawns from different teams start a new life

  • @AGoodUsernameWithoutNumbers
    @AGoodUsernameWithoutNumbers Год назад +46

    I love how in the end the kings are literally floating

  • @shirocraban3978
    @shirocraban3978 Год назад +47

    It's like watching Calvin&Hobbes play chess

  • @natey313
    @natey313 Год назад +34

    The drone strike played by black was a huge blunder... Instead, he should have called in the British Royal Guard and removed both of white's pawns and his Queen, then a followup with a Bait and Switch Advanced, which would let him gain control of White's Bishop before it aged, allowing him to make a double attack with both bishops and win the game

    • @myself3412
      @myself3412 Год назад +7

      Nope, Never would have worked you see on turn 4 the Queen actually called the British prime minister and set up a tea party of which she took on turn 6, if you blink you'll miss it, with this in place on turn 7 the Prime minister signed an anti-violence pact with the Queen's kingdom thus if black called they would have instead sent the British Royal Guard his way, thus doubling his problems. What black should have done is send the king to mars on turn 3 it would take the king 3 days to get back but they would then have the support of the aliens with the understanding that the aliens now have full right to rule society, thusly on turn 8 the white player would have the Queen call the prime minister and ask for their assistance the aliens would then kill the Prime minister on turn 9 causing the white queen to lost the trust of the British people causing a rebellion. With the rebellion, the aliens and the Black player the white player is now fighting a war on 3 fronts leading to them losing to a checkmate in 2 moves I do not realistically see a way the white player could escape this fate

    • @sacrificiallamb4568
      @sacrificiallamb4568 Год назад

      @@myself3412 Wring, they should have waited for Xorbon the magnetism god to summon them, causing the pieces to fly upwards and the game to end in a stalemate, handshake and broken wrist.

    • @myself3412
      @myself3412 Год назад +2

      @@sacrificiallamb4568 I forgot about Xorbon but he stopped summoning years ago it really shook up the meta

    • @sacrificiallamb4568
      @sacrificiallamb4568 Год назад

      That's it, I'm shaking up Xorbon with a blender move.

  • @RandomPerson-sh9tu
    @RandomPerson-sh9tu Год назад +18

    5:06 The only thing they didn't mention which I didn't even notice until now...the black and white pawn were on the same line before, but when the black pawn moved it went to the next line over!

  • @froggycolouring
    @froggycolouring Год назад +35

    When I first watched the video at the start I was like “hey, wait! Pawns can’t move backwards!” And now I’m just like, “mmm… yes, makes sense”

  • @mewhenthe8174
    @mewhenthe8174 Год назад +30

    Bro this is hilarious, super underrated. I loved the part where black spent his turn studying chess lol

  • @underlife8858
    @underlife8858 Год назад +23

    What we study for: checkers
    What's on the test:

  • @Crazy56U
    @Crazy56U 5 месяцев назад +6

    That freeze frame at the end was so fucking powerful, my God.

  • @prons_gaming5083
    @prons_gaming5083 5 месяцев назад +6

    "Gameplay is unaffected"😂

  • @EEEEEE-oo1fz
    @EEEEEE-oo1fz Год назад +8

    1:48 "horse video" "queen takes on 15 rooks at once" "2 rooks one pawn" "king gets checked by a femboy pawn"

  • @MaliEmpireKing
    @MaliEmpireKing 5 месяцев назад +4

    “White’s queen gains a proton” lmao what

  • @commander1488
    @commander1488 2 месяца назад +1

    "lost the children thru legal struggle"
    "gameplay unaffected"😂😂😂

  • @challscardenas5232
    @challscardenas5232 8 месяцев назад +5

    White could've usted interconintal ballistic misiles startegy at firts and that could be a key move

  • @coleslaw4892
    @coleslaw4892 Год назад +31

    5:29 “aaaaalong with this crowbar he has found-“ *breaking sounds of stuff with wooden axe exposed as not being a crowbar*

    • @coleslaw4892
      @coleslaw4892 Год назад +4

      5:31 *on 0.25x speed* it’s wood and in a axe shape

  • @thefbi3350
    @thefbi3350 Год назад +4

    Black king is thankful for not getting shot just like his queen did

  • @Chantzzz
    @Chantzzz Год назад +29

    This hurts me physically and emotionally. But gave me a good laugh

    • @abcdefg9825
      @abcdefg9825 Год назад

      11 likes and 0 comments? Let me fix that.

    • @Chantzzz
      @Chantzzz Год назад

      @@abcdefg9825 I didn't even noticed I got 11 likes

  • @DANKE738
    @DANKE738 Год назад +44

    Don't you hate it when a worm hole sucks your chess board out of the room

  • @georgelopez2001
    @georgelopez2001 2 года назад +14

    the commentating is so good i love it

    • @bananabreadmedia
      @bananabreadmedia  2 года назад +9

      Glad you think our terrible accents were good lol

  • @nathantowe4148
    @nathantowe4148 2 года назад +71

    Every video you guys post tops all the others, this is peak comedy😂

  • @ShinwaneKido
    @ShinwaneKido 2 года назад +64

    I LOST AT THE "TAPS FOR 3 MANA" PART

    • @phantomcrafter146
      @phantomcrafter146 Год назад +1

      Same lol

    • @minchy9094
      @minchy9094 Год назад +2

      But then black taps 2 island, plays counterspell, and deletes putrify

    • @Haxihoovis
      @Haxihoovis Год назад

      @@minchy9094 I, bored of this madness, tap 4 white mana to play Day of Judgement, removing all nonland permanents.

    • @mrchicken5943
      @mrchicken5943 Год назад

      @@minchy9094 nah use force of will. Then u can save ur 2 islands for Time Warp.

    • @mrchicken5943
      @mrchicken5943 Год назад +1

      @@Haxihoovis Teferri's Protection moment. Also just use the Nevinyrrl's Disk u played on turn 2 using Sol Ring

  • @pandaomar804
    @pandaomar804 2 года назад +12

    Confusing but intertaining

  • @AI__Machine
    @AI__Machine Год назад +6

    what a game looks like to a random person.
    5:34 When he hits the table with the crowbar, the pieces stay perfectly still for just a few frames, like they just suddenly started to fly. lol, love physics.

  • @mslabo102s2
    @mslabo102s2 Год назад +7

    2:01 That move is also one of many illegal moves in this. Putrefy only destroy one creature.

  • @OneOhEff
    @OneOhEff Год назад +11

    it’s just that every so often, someone ends up reinventing homestuck

  • @lamtungbenny6214
    @lamtungbenny6214 10 месяцев назад +11

    1:43 Michael Jackson 😂

  • @Slineryo
    @Slineryo Год назад +9

    5:32 rare moment of two kings flying

    • @ScorpionKong422
      @ScorpionKong422 Месяц назад

      James:GOOB IS THAT YOU I HAVEN'T SEEN Y'ALL SINCE oh wait a hour ago it felt like a day already

    • @santhoshisridaran1157
      @santhoshisridaran1157 Месяц назад

      Brr that is comepletely correct

  • @nonameTimeFile
    @nonameTimeFile Год назад +4

    The "Cursed" chess started when white move pawn backwards

  • @Banana_Fusion
    @Banana_Fusion Год назад +16

    "the officer, of course, is suspended with pay"
    Ohhhhhhh I love casual controversy comedy

  • @someoneusedtobeknown2645
    @someoneusedtobeknown2645 Год назад +4

    1:25
    You beautiful person, the Bishop moves diagonally off the board

  • @lack_o_black
    @lack_o_black Год назад +3

    Chess studios really came up with such a banger, we have waited for this update of the game around 400000 years

  • @jinopark426
    @jinopark426 Год назад +3

    This is what happened when me and my clueless freinds played chess for the first time. The instuctor died of laugther 😂

  • @mydeadstarbedk5715
    @mydeadstarbedk5715 Год назад +15

    This made me laugh so hard that I almost coughed to death.

  • @Yomesto
    @Yomesto Год назад +4

    not only did the black pawn lose custody over it's kids but the poor guy also got killed by cyanide after 27 turns....a tragic story

  • @NotXecutioner
    @NotXecutioner Год назад +3

    ballade no 1 fits perfectly with this video

  • @P5dfsf64g36
    @P5dfsf64g36 Год назад +5

    0:30 that French sureender got me

  • @NedjouaMario
    @NedjouaMario Год назад +5

    i like how the nudey chess piece part is the most replayed part

  • @Talmond
    @Talmond Год назад +3

    Smashes table:
    Black King: I can fly

  • @katsu6624
    @katsu6624 2 года назад +9

    This is so underrated this video needs to blow up

  • @markwest1937
    @markwest1937 2 года назад +24

    ‘Twas not a shitshow, it was ART!

  • @mrpages6384
    @mrpages6384 Год назад +7

    Now this is real chess! And not a single en passant in sight!

  • @abarette_
    @abarette_ Год назад +2

    saw the michael jackson reversion coming, tbh. People always do this shit after the opponent manages a three-turn unknown mind control

  • @blockmaster3057
    @blockmaster3057 Год назад +2

    A very back and forth match, it could have gone either way

  • @Hamoud4k
    @Hamoud4k Год назад +2

    " pawnhub" and the "Six White Pawns Check and Stalemate Petite Black Pawn" bruh I died after I heard that

  • @osmosisjohns5650
    @osmosisjohns5650 2 года назад +10

    Most entertaining thing I've seen all year kudos to u bruv

  • @derekwu4302
    @derekwu4302 Год назад +18

    either the camera mirrored the video... or the board is set up the wrong way.
    Either way, this video cracked me up. Thank you!

    • @myself3412
      @myself3412 Год назад

      no it's not queen always goes on her own color

    • @derekwu4302
      @derekwu4302 Год назад

      @@myself3412 yes and the white king does on the right. But in the video, the white king is on the left. That means that the board is turned 90 degrees, flipping the black and white squares.

  • @iamthegoofiestofallthegoobers
    @iamthegoofiestofallthegoobers Год назад +2

    "If chess becomes stupid, adjust to become stupider"
    Sun Tzu, who was actually from Sedna

  • @MoleMan12
    @MoleMan12 Год назад +1

    "Black responds by studying 'The art of war' and flips the board around"
    I absolutely loved this vid.

  • @CarbonatedCondensation
    @CarbonatedCondensation Год назад +2

    As someone who plays chess, this kills me inside. Moving the pieces back… Though I will say that copying the other person’s moves is a genuine strategy called mirror move.

  • @NerdeeBoi
    @NerdeeBoi Год назад +2

    2:32 YYOOOOO, bros got the Ultra Agents Mission HQ, I love that set

  • @papyrussemi2848
    @papyrussemi2848 Год назад +2

    The game progressed way too fast for either side to deploy the Mega Chessatron.

  • @anghme28ang11
    @anghme28ang11 Год назад +3

    That backflip goes hard

  • @netizen10008
    @netizen10008 5 месяцев назад +1

    “It was actually just Michael Jackson, he he” But the smooth criminal lean as well

  • @PanJakubPuchaty
    @PanJakubPuchaty 5 месяцев назад +1

    "using a classic french surrendering technique" I died 😂

  • @jester7104
    @jester7104 Год назад +2

    My man, the putrefy from mtg killed me (literally, destroyed target creature).

  • @DeafMarsh
    @DeafMarsh 7 месяцев назад +2

    PLAYING LEFT HANDED?!
    You must be reeaaally confident.

  • @Apparition-hl1vv
    @Apparition-hl1vv Год назад +2

    Not the your lie in April music in the background 😭😭

    • @bananabreadmedia
      @bananabreadmedia  Год назад

      NO WAY it’s in the show too? That’s so funny 😅

    • @Apparition-hl1vv
      @Apparition-hl1vv Год назад +1

      Yea it was the final piece that kousei and kaori played

  • @romania_christian
    @romania_christian Год назад +2

    Chatgpt playing chess:

  • @inhaltslostv3368
    @inhaltslostv3368 Год назад +2

    now we know how chatgpt learned chess

  • @Grif_on96
    @Grif_on96 Год назад +3

    lmao , best shitpost of my week
    actually , this entire show remind me of childhood silly games

  • @lisaallgood-hall4958
    @lisaallgood-hall4958 25 дней назад +1

    “Using a classic French surrendering move.”

  • @passable
    @passable Год назад +2

    Ah yes, classic half life gambit and crowbar defense.

  • @БогданКовальчук-й3н

    Ahh black got hit with the good old crowbar attack opening, I wonder why black didnt respond with the captain america defense.

  • @bevbasman
    @bevbasman Год назад +17

    2:37 is the funniest joke in the video.

  • @tanayanshureddy7323
    @tanayanshureddy7323 Год назад +2

    When you decide to olay illegal moves against chatgpt

  • @highflyingknowledge5659
    @highflyingknowledge5659 2 года назад +3

    board is set up wrong you need to flip the board 90 degrees and then flipping the king and queen

  • @acanthus_et_adonis8922
    @acanthus_et_adonis8922 7 месяцев назад +1

    I mean,,,
    what else could I expect from a channel called “Banana & Bread” besides a masterpiece-

  • @Benay_For_YHWH
    @Benay_For_YHWH Год назад +3

    5:30 GOT ME DYING ☠️

  • @itchyanklez5045
    @itchyanklez5045 2 года назад +9

    10/10 you guys are hilarious

  • @Iliasometing
    @Iliasometing Год назад +2

    Chess played perfectly is a draw

  • @torpeda8766
    @torpeda8766 2 года назад +2

    I only liked 80 non-musical videos in 3 years, this one is one of them! This is so good, and only has 500 views at the moment. Hope you grow up

  • @hisupwassup
    @hisupwassup Год назад +2

    not canon, nobody even tried going for megachessatron

  • @graywyatt8517
    @graywyatt8517 5 месяцев назад +1

    Every single move in this video has bothered me so much

  • @cuongtranmanh3794
    @cuongtranmanh3794 2 года назад +4

    This is a random video RUclips recommended me. I have no ideal WTF is happening but I love it XD

  • @TheCosmicJarbous
    @TheCosmicJarbous Год назад +2

    The way they just started flying

  • @yes3128
    @yes3128 Год назад +1

    ah the crowbar technique almost impossible to pull off truly massive skill

  • @engineerbutwithoutgoggles6940
    @engineerbutwithoutgoggles6940 Год назад +1

    The way they shot the black queen for resisting arrest is crazy lmao

  • @Zane12ai
    @Zane12ai Год назад +2

    Minecraft block battles be like

  • @swipefounddead
    @swipefounddead Год назад +2

    Bro that transition of the bishop from black to white tho-

  • @anastasiareshetnyak9970
    @anastasiareshetnyak9970 Год назад +1

    Friend: this game has easy rules.
    The rules:

  • @mistert7075
    @mistert7075 Год назад +1

    1:23 bishop leave. Still diagonal, tradition die hard

  • @cancercurry7278
    @cancercurry7278 Год назад +3

    Thx for the opening, I might actually become 1400 now, mad props for the chess advice😊

  • @RussellBernstein-dd6pk
    @RussellBernstein-dd6pk Год назад +1

    I love watching this, and we all need a sequel.

  • @espurrman55real
    @espurrman55real 5 месяцев назад

    love how the bishop went on vacation and never came back

  • @DanNguyen-oc3xr
    @DanNguyen-oc3xr Год назад +6

    1:38 says "euro" but it's actually dollars

  • @gmodify9568
    @gmodify9568 Год назад +1

    This is me and my friend when the teacher isnt looking in chess lmao