Fun fact: there was an attempt to neutralize SCP-682 by making it look at SCP-096's face, their fight lasted for hours but at the end, 682 was heavily damaged with about 30% of it's body remaining and the Shy Guy was traumatized and gave up on attacking 682, instead it went to a corner and kept crying till it was transported out of the containment cell. 682 recovered within hours.
im pretty sure anyone in the scp verse is just automatically dead, considering how many godly, reality warping, unkillable and unexplainable things there are. But with that being said. "Nah we'd lose"
@@randomuser5443 Isnt that the one about death/pain are caused by an eldritch god that if i remember right feeds off the pain and suffering of feeling everything living past your death in your decaying corpse.
SCP 2521 - it’s a humanoid entity made entirely of ribbons and is known to collect all information about itself, wether in writing or speech. And once it has the information, said information will never be seen again. This is not done out of evil intent, 2521 collects the information as an act of appreciation for people talking about it.
dont look at the shy guys face dont look at the ugly street art call the retirement home on the old man dont learn about the funny tape guy summon florida man on the gator
Dr. ███: That's when you ordered the use of an [Papers are heard moving] AT-4 HEDT launcher? Capt. █████████: An anti-tank gun. Started carrying it ever since SCP-███ got loose. I've seen those tear through tanks like tissue paper. Did the same thing to the target. Dr. ███: There was significant damage to SCP-096? Capt. █████████: It didn't even fucking flinch. It kept tearing apart my squad, but with half of its torso gone. [He draws a large half-circle across his torso] Dr. ███: But it was taking damage? Capt. █████████: If it was, it wasn't showing it. It must have lost all its organs, all its blood, but it didn't acknowledge any of it. Its bone structure wasn't hurt at all, though. It kept tearing my squad apart.
How to survive 096: Shut and cover your eyes, sit in a corner facing the walls until the MTFs get there, don't take pictures or videos, and if you have security cameras in your house, delete the footage once it's gone. You are not winning a confrontation, best you can do is just survive.
@@WildArmACF Because seeing a picture of its face is as bad as seeing its face and an M1A2 Abrams is as good at stopping 096 as Tissue paper is at stopping the M1A2 Abrams. The only way to stop it, is to use a bag so noone can see its face directly and pray that noone sees it indirectly. Also, it kills by eating the targets face, so neither the bag, nor the iron is staying on long if it starts hunting... Iron will just be a more expensive dissapointment.
@@WildArmACF Bro they normally have it in an airtight reinforced steel cube. But even the foundation can't be 100% sure they've scrubbed every piece of photo and video evidence of it from existence. Once anyone anywhere catches a glimpse of its face through these photos or videos, 096 is coming out and killing whoever saw its face, regardless of what anyone does.
The funny thing about the SCP fandom is that you can literally make up any story about any SCP and it would actually be canon to that SCPs lore because there is no concrete lore regarding the SCPs which pretty much means whenever you do a versus battle or power scaling with an SCP it basically becomes pointless. P.S there is actually a story out there about the shy guy and the possessive mask and it's about both of them being connected to the hanged king a very powerful new God in the SCP universe The possessive mask being a lord of the hanged kings kingdom and the shy guy being an assassin created by either the ambassador or the king himself.
@@Sunflower41XD Yo, I have a question How would scp 096 react to a blind person looking at him? (whether a blind D-class or a blind person that stumbles upon scp 096 after killing someone and crying) Would scp 096 just ignore the blind person and continue crying where he's sitting, or will scp 096 develop a similar relationship like scp 682's relationship with scp-053?
SCP tier list: "The universe will literally disintegrate" "You and everybody you know is dead" "You're dead" "Yeah you're dead or severly injured" "Just don't be stupid" "Totally harmless" "You cannot even be injured if you tried / Literally heals you"
@@sanicinapanic4264yup, SCP stands for Secure. Contain. Protect when talking about the foundation, but stands for Special Containment Procedure when talking about anomalies
Important to note that SCP-096 is generally considered to be immortal, also you don’t have you know you’ve viewed its face so if someone just so happens to look up and in the wrong direction there’s a chance 096 will eventually return to earth 5:00
682 doesn't just regenerate It can adapt.. Meaning that it could potentially become a God or a giant earth worm as long as it can adapt to it theoretically
682 is probably the main reason the foundation avoids terminating every entity they catch, trying to kill 682 will only make it stronger and completely unpredictable.
6:05 There is no "official" canon, its whatever you want to believe. So yes, it can be canon to someone that 173 + acid killed 096. Its just up to whovers reading to decide what they believe and dont believe
Well this is a tad misleading there is a technical “cannon” which is just a matter of what the original article says if SCP-173 is Euclid then it’s Euclid then”there is not cannon” is more or so to give reason as to why tales and skips contradict rather then being a “we’ll actually this SCP is dead” the “it’s just a matter of the reader’s interpretation” is more of an unintended though somewhat welcomed consequence
It’s multiverse theory. But then there’s things like SCP-001 where it is quite literally the one you choose to believe cause there’s at least ten 001. I also suggest to anyone to listen or read SCP-001 “The Factory” it makes a it’s a great foundation origin story.
Scp 096 took an AT-4 Dr. ███: That's when you ordered the use of an [Papers are heard moving] AT-4 HEDT launcher? Capt. █████████: An anti-tank gun. Started carrying it ever since SCP-███ got loose. I've seen those tear through tanks like tissue paper. Did the same thing to the target. Dr. ███: There was significant damage to SCP-096? Capt. █████████: It didn't even fucking flinch. It kept tearing apart my squad, but with half of its torso gone. [He draws a large half-circle across his torso] Dr. ███: But it was taking damage? Capt. █████████: If it was, it wasn't showing it. It must have lost all its organs, all its blood, but it didn't acknowledge any of it. Its bone structure wasn't hurt at all, though. It kept tearing my squad apart.
For SCP-096, sure it may survive in space, but it most likely wouldn't be able to move in space, as 096 has not shown any anomalous means of moving. Also for the part where 096 was killed using SCP-173 and acid, it isn't "non-canon", that event is as canon as the original SCP-096 document, SCP doesn't have a set universe, it exists in a multiverse where any event is as canon as any other, and is why you can have events that condratict each other still exist as they didn't happen in the same universe.
096 literally doesn't care about physics funnily enough. We saw it move in no gravity before, and even moving when there's TOO much gravity(the literal sun)
@@trickygamer9563 Are you talking about those "what if" videos? In all of them it is said that it's not sure if SCP-096 would be able to move in space of the sun, I mean theres even a video where SCP-096 can't move and he's stuck in space
Sure nothing is truly non canon or canon but every single tale is considered not canon when discussing their power. Would you say that just because of the tale that 049 absorbed the scarlet kings powers and became a level 6 reality bender mean he's the strongest scp?
@@somerandom2637yeah the “there is no cannon” is often misinterpreted as I can make whatever I want cannon which is somewhat true but like if the article dosent say the SCP is neutralized then any tale saying other wise would be I guess “an alternate” universe
@@somerandom2637 I am talking about strictly the main wiki files, not any tales, as the video also only talks about the canon entry. Also I do not know what tale you are talking about with SCP-049 and The Scarlet King, the closest thing I know about is the SCP-049 vs SCP-106 video made by Jordan Productions. But that can't really be considered a tale
3812 is more than a normal reality bender. Specifically, he exists on a higher narrative layer, like how an author is on a whole orher level of reality to a character they write, and has the ability to ascend layers infinitely, forever rising and becoming more and more powerful, more and more real. You aren't even a thing to him, you barely exist, you are fictional
Reality benders in SCP usually do have a limit or something similar. A more powerful reality bender can overpower a weaker one, preventing the weaker one from being able to bend reality around them. Stories and articles featuring reality benders usually have some kind of weakness or limit the foundation takes advantage of to contain them. 3812 uniquely is unaffected by everything due to the fact that he exists in a higher reality. Again, like an author to a fictional character. Other reality benders still exist in the reality of the SCP universe, 3812 exists outside it
Now I'm just imagining SCP-096 hurtling through space, looking like a goddamn Comet SCREAMING it's lungs out as it falls from orbit right onto somebody's house as if it were some fucked up Orbital Strike from hell
@@硬币 the only attack from jjk that can actually kill 096 is the world cutting slash from sukuna, since it cuts space and time itself, it will bypass anyone’s durability as it cuts the space they are inhabiting and not the actual person, so scp096 will be cut in half on an spacial level so no matter how strong his bones are the world cutting slash can kill him, not to mention sukuna can make this slash into a literal net turning anyone into a waffle so
@@Lrexxx10 to be frank, does breaking its skeleton means it'll automatically die? I thought it'd regenerate no matter the damage, this has been somewhat proved in SCP 096 VS SCP 173
0:32 a bit of addition here: SCP originally stands for "Special Containment Procedures", the unique ways to contain each SCP items. The term first appeared alongside the first ever SCP item (SCP-173) in the "paranormal" board of 4chan in 2007, way before "Secure, Contain, Protect" was a thing.
“You DEFINITELY won’t survive against them” The jailbird, blue, red, purple, rainbow candies, MTF captain gun, HE and flashbang grenades in my back pocket:
Okay so, for anyone who still doesnt understand 3812, i get you. Its my favourite scp ever and ill explain it quickly So, pataphysics. You know when you read a book? Imagine that is a universe BELOW ours. We see it as a book but the people in the book see it as their reality. Thats basically the gist of pataphysics, layers of reality sort of on top of each other that goes infinitely Now, heres rhe question. Whats above us? Well, it woukd be the same as the book. The LAYER above us sees us as a book, a movie, a tv show, hell even an advert. Now we have the basics down, lets talk about 3812 3812 was a human who died, but was sort of "changed" by someone known as B (we still have no idea who this is but theyre almost equally as strong as 3812). Essentially, 3812 answers the question of "whats at the top of the layers?" Yeah, thats what were dealing with Now, because 3812 is at the top of the layers, but the layers are infinite, 3812 essentially "surpasses" itself, moving above itself infinitely (thats why 3812 talks to itself in the file and its not a metaphorical moment, 3812 is literally talking to themselves either above or below). Now, why is this bad and how are we all not dead yet? Well the human mind cant comprehend that many layers. Simple as that. So, what is theorised, is that if a mentally stable human became "the top layer" (aka 3812), they just wouldnt be able to handle it, and would most likely either crush all the layers below into them being overly simple to the point of brain-deaded-ness (which is bad) OR they would mesh all the layers together to make it simpler (which is even more terrifying as imagine the person who wrote your story and is still writing your story can interact with you directly?) So, second question mentioned, why are we not game ended yet? Well, fortunately and unfortunately, 3812 is severley mentally ill. Dealing with a strong form of schizophrenia and psychosis actually doesnt allow 3812 to comprehend its power and its position currently, BUT the issue is that it is understanding. Slowly. Tl;dr, 3812 is the indirect creator of everything including itself but cant comprehend this because they deal with several mental illnesses, which is barely keeping us alive, but it is understanding its position very slowly
CHAPTER TIMESTAMPS 00:00 Intro 02:21 SCP-096 “The Shy Guy” 06:44 SCP-1155 “Predatory Street Art” 11:41 SCP-2521 “●●|●●●●●|●●|●” 13:54 SCP-106 “The Old Man” 16:41 SCP-682 “Hard to Destroy Reptile” 18:42 SCP-3812 “A Voice Behind Me” 21:19 SCP-217 “The Clockwork Virus” 23:29 SCP-035 “Possessive Mask” 25:36 Least To Most Powerful 29:27 Outro
096 can indeed survive deep underwater. Part of its official entry has it dive down to crushing depths to get at a D-class that had seen its face and drawn a picture of it (drawn representations of the face don't trigger the reaction)
I remember watching a SCP lore mix interviewing style videos where 682 got bored of questions and baited the D class holding a boom mic to get closer so he could eat him
Here’s how to have a 100% survival chance against SCP-096, it’s called being blind. Like literally, if you can never see its face, then it will never hurt you.
I know damn well that when Sunflower mentioned scp 2521 and how he can't elaborate on it, everyone watching this turned into one of the two guys from the "People who don't know vs. people who know" meme
All of the SCPs are easy to survive. You just gotta delete their page on the SCP database! Any SCP that has a non-joke page is canon, so… Nah, I’d win.
Yeah so they are all canon and can't be deleted. Also 682 has a story of him adapting to being deleted and also 3812's author canonically died while trying to delete him.
So a common misconception is that SCP stands for secure contain protect but it actually stands for Special Containment Procedures. Secure Contain Protect is actually just the Motto of the SCP Foundation
BROOOO!! WE ALL GONNA DIE!!!! WE GONNA DIEEEEE!!! U ONLY PIXELATED 096'S FACE!!! U NEEDED TO FULLY REMOVE IT!! WHY DID U COMMIT MURDER ON 5,262 PEOPLE?
“There is no cannon” was more or so to give the writers the freedom to write without having to worry about reading every article on the site like it SCP-173 in its original article is Euclid then I’m every article unless stated/impord otherwise it’s Euclid
how I would survive all of these: Shy guy: get cut off his face or super glue a mask on him. that way he will have a new face so the previous images wouldn't work. Street art: create a trap. make a bunch of walls for it to go to in one area but here's the catch, the walls can blow up, causing it to move to another spot. keep doing this until it gets to the last wall. it will be in an open area of 200 km so he can't teleport. to avoid eye contact just use periferal vision old guy: trap it in the pocket dimension (guessing "pocket" means pocket edition of minecraft, therefore trap him in bedrock, the unbreakable block) average florida crocodile: not only keep it in acid but also inject acid in it and then freeze the acid making a reptile popsicle. voice: befriend him because hes probably sad since he died I think he just needs a friend. clockwork virus: regularly get X-rays and when find the metal get it removed or drink acid that is not harmful to your body but will destroy the metal mask: put a bunch of sponges in the area to soak up the tears, when happy again throw it in a shredder and then water and sculpt it into an always happy mask
Easy: Gun. If it doesn't work? 2 Gun. If it doesn't work? 3 Gun. If it doesn't work? 4 Gun. If it doesn't work? 5 Gun. If it doesn't work? 6 Gun. If it doesn't work? 7 Gun. If it doesn't work? Angry plutonium. If that still doesn't work then im walking to Jupiter.
SCP also stands for special containment procedures or protocols. That form of the acronym is what's used on the entities, Secure Contain Protect is the foundation name and its motto
3812 is such a fascinating concept because of the way it just...keeps going up the narrative stack. Imagine, if you will, a sheaf of papers. These represent narrative layers-- an author writes something in one narrative layer and that layer is below them. 3812 though...just keeps going up. And the article talks about it. I quite like it. Go read 3812.
Neat in theory but ultimately kinda dumb. Mostly because even if it can ascend the “narrative stack” it hasn’t reached our level, even when logically we would be the next “page” in the narrative
This is really one of the most amazing and my favourite SCPs out there. Sparked my imagination so damn well I began writing myself. It's written by djkaktus, one genius fella. In theory, the concept of a hyperdimensional being held back only by his paranoid schizophrenia sounds numb, but it's up to him to perform it well, and you be damn sure he nails it.
The Shy Guy is probably one of the only Scp's on this list people could reasonably beat, Considering the fact it's not exactly invincible and could be gunned down. Best to achieve this in a group but it CAN be done Solo (In Theory). Only if you are aware it's coming, however.
Wrong as hell. 096 was only killed because the foundation used hard counter (aka the peanut). Nukes, bombs, even the damn SUN wasn't able to stop it. It was strong enough to pull the sun to earth
False, Shy Guy is literally immortal. Gunfire cannot damage it. It's skeletal structure is the only weak spot, and even that is almost indestructible. (IIRC)
The only reason the Day Breaks can kill him is because it can remove SCP's abilities (At least the weaker ones. WDB isn't doing anything to 682 or 3812)
@@ItsFriesNotChipsThat's not what he's trying to say. If the only reason why 096 died to the sun in wdb is due to the anomalous properties, throwing him into a non anomalous sun won't do anything
when day breaks is an scenario where the sun isn't the normal sun anymore, so just sending it to the sun wont work unless your in the day breaks scenario which you too wouldn't survive
You got amazing point on 096, after all it gets faster the further it is from it's closest target, it could be as simple as "bad and tag", but it might be irritated by paper bags, and its in it's personality to go berserk easily.
How I survive the scp I know Scp 096: look at the wall the whole time or floor or become soni- Scp 682: call Godzilla in hell or error 404- Scp 106: …I don’t fucking kno- (Also I pretty sure scp 096 will give up if you far away or in space, scp fans can prove me wrong with that tho)
Ok since Ive done this with the Creepypastas and Analog Horrors, ill do this too! Heres how Id survive each entity, or not... SCP-096: Yeah, Im already not sure. I can try avoid looking at anything related to it's face, but if I do, I'm done for. SCP-1155: Just like Shy Guy, I'd try not to look at any graffiti/wall art of them. SCP-2521: *ERROR: REASON CANT BE GIVEN.* SCP-106: I'd fight back against it but... I'm a minor. So I'm cooked. SCP-628: This croc is impossible to fight against. It's impenetrable in every way, not even drinking and driving can help :( SCP-3182: A being that can warp reality? Yep, Im losing. SCP-217: Pull a pandemic, masks and social distancing and we should be fine. SCP-035: Basically like The Mask of Sadness, if you dont look at it or wear it, its Delta P like pull wont get you. Thanks for watching!
@@eggcane you state that is its an easy thing, but that thing if, it breached containment, could be anywhere technically. once someone wears it and resumes the cycle of transferring the mask everytime the host dies outside of the foundation, you might accidently stumble across it.
I think they would just stalemate. 3812 can not take 682 out of the narrative because he is a constant, and 682 cant really do shit against 3812 because he is techically still above 682s narrative, even if we are talking about tf. 3812 should still scale above 682, but in a fight he would not win anyway
@@marcelonino8009 3812 only scales to the top of the Placeholder Model, while 682 exists in the Phantom Bubbles and very likely the Delusional Domain. If you're *really* into SCP cosmology, it's pretty obvious that 682 is stronger.
@@RedLordOfAlagadda we are talking about eng only no? yes, cn is something completley different because the cosmology is ganked, there I guess you could argue cn 682 above cn 3812. im talking eng cannon only tho, because that cannon is where 682 stalemated 3812
regarding 096, it deosnt matter if it survives space, if you know anything about orbital mechanics, to change ones orbit, you require something to change your volocity, but space is empty, what would it push off?
It's sheer willpower. It's a anomaly, it doesn't follow laws of physics. It was able to move while time was stopped just because it was so mad that the dude looked at him
Bro really censored 096's face with a blur instead of black screen.. He can still be activated even if its a pixel of him in the picture. Though, It has to be real photo, Unless the facility does a face reveal these ai images or hand drawns won't make y'all be hunt by 096, which is why there isn't any major sudden death everywhere
I did a little research and apparently he’s a fae wizard (whatever that means) that steals information about his nature to prevent us from understanding him
3:32 Secure Contain Protect is like an unofficial motto (since why would a secret government agencies need one) with it standing for Special Containment Procedures and while I haven't been able to find a consistent results to show that what im saying is correct think of it like this, the anomalous items are called SCP followed by numbers, well if you think about it in the framing of a sentence "special containment procedure ####" makes a lot more sense then "secure contain protect ####" with "special content procedure" realistically referring to the document itself which has the PROCEDURES the are SPECIAL to ensure a given entity's CONTAINMENT. If anyone would like to let me know if I'm wrong on anything please feel free to do so as I cannot find anything official but to me this seems the most likely and I've seen this sentiment shared by decent amount of people
1. Get to the point faster, I have the attention span of a hamster. 2. The voice and face do not go together. 3. SCP isn't real so you could've talked about the one before Larry and been okay. 4. Very disappointed you didn't have my boy SCP 049. /J
4:52 My only question to this would be what if we somehow transported SCP-096 to a blackhole and then looked at its face, would it be able to escape the blackhole and basically, I don’t know… swim through the vacuum of space and come back to earth…
@@slippyfruit8538gojo can’t kill 096, I get he can probably land a domain on 096 but 096 just keeps coming back. Only thing that killed 096 is when day breaks or scp 343(god).
@@-_poly_-457 well it’s either gonna be a win for Gojo or a stalemate, depending on two factors: 1.Will purple erase the bones of 096? 2. Does 096 have the ability to regenerate his bones if let’s say a limb goes missing? If Gojo were to fight 096 he could either delete him with hollow purple or twist off his limbs with blue
5:41 Also I remember a story where simply due to one pixel of its face being seen in a photograph still got people killed. So it doesn’t matter if it’s not its full face as long as some part is seen it will hunt those who saw it even if they didn’t realize themselves.
as a scp 682 fan i can survive him... is just i dont act as a threat in any form. the D-class that befriended him and the little girl survived him cuz they didnt want any harm to 682. also because im therian im immune to the depression he would give me for talking abt how horrible humanity is and i will just be agreeing with him and entertaining and chatting with the guy. 682 is a cool dude if u be cool to him.
Well, yeah but with the little girl, SCP-053, if SCP-682 had attacked her, he would've probably died given 053's anomalous properties, Also, a cruel SCP Researcher introduced 2 children of around 5 years old into 682's chamber and 682 mauled them to death, showing that 682 doesn't have remorse for anyone, also I have no clue where you got that D-Class that have somehow befriended SCP-682, you must've probably gotten that confused with the D-Class that befriended SCP-5031 "Yet Another Murder Monster". SCP-682 hates all organic life with the only exception being 053 most likely due to 682 trying to attack her would mean 682 would die. It doesn't matter if you're "cool" or a fan, it'll kill you. Also SCP-079 the sentient AI is friends with 682 as it isn't alive in the technical sense, and also wants to kill all life, although it's probably just humans.
@@executable1637 ye is probably just humans due to the Entity within humanity, theres the disgusting tale that talks abt it and i believe that they could kill the entity finally and this is why 682 was at peace and said humans were no longer disgusting. i have a theory that the little girl actually dont have the entity and is probably a cure in a way and people trying to kill her is the entity trying to protect themselves, and also 682 is friendly to her. also the d class was in the official wiki and had the d class talking to 682 sharing their hatred for humanity but in the end all the stuff 682 told caused severe depression to the d class and the scientists probably due to the guilt of all the evil doings humans have done and are currently causing in not only the world but the entire universe and multiverse (since theres also the dog computer program that will destroy their own universe if they just dont let it destroy other universes.. and a really tons of stuff.)
@@executable1637 what i think is that the girl dont have the entity which is why 682 hates humanity (because of the tale "disgusting" and also scp 5000) and also if the girl dont have it she might be actually the way to destroy it, so the entity fears the girl and take over whatever human in charge to attack the girl. same thing happens with most humans and hence why they keep trying to destroy 682 even though he is perfectly contained.
There was also just a time they threw a normal kid in it's cell. It killed him and then they threw the scientist who proposed that test. Also, the little girl is NOT killing 682
Random fact that might help you get a better scope of the safe class: Safe SCPs could hypothetically kill you given the right anomaly. If you’ve played Lobotomy Corporation , Don’t Touch Me would probably be safe- it’s just a regular button that you need to keep anyone from pressing, because pressing it destroys the facility. It doesn’t drag you in with anything but curiosity. Simplistic. Also, in a way, you wouldn’t survive Josie the half-cat. If you try to fight it, you just get terminated.
Fun fact: there was an attempt to neutralize SCP-682 by making it look at SCP-096's face, their fight lasted for hours but at the end, 682 was heavily damaged with about 30% of it's body remaining and the Shy Guy was traumatized and gave up on attacking 682, instead it went to a corner and kept crying till it was transported out of the containment cell. 682 recovered within hours.
im pretty sure anyone in the scp verse is just automatically dead, considering how many godly, reality warping, unkillable and unexplainable things there are.
But with that being said.
"Nah we'd lose"
One scp is literally just some monster fundamental to humanity and the foundation exterminated all humans on the planet because of it
@@randomuser5443 Isnt that the one about death/pain are caused by an eldritch god that if i remember right feeds off the pain and suffering of feeling everything living past your death in your decaying corpse.
They are all individually canon to themselves. Some willing refer to other SCPs, but for the most part they don't coexist.
@@dragonhearted7761 I think he is talking about scp-5000 ngl
It depends on the Canon, they don't exist in the same universe
Imagine "The shy guy" getting stuck on the moon, getting on a meteor and riding on it aiming it straight at your country.
I'm going to the next universe. I'll be dead when he finds me.
@@BraylenSpruell You'll get a few extra
seconds if u go to another universe
I imagined him waving a cowboy hat while doing it.
@@Lumatic8 Simply put, I will kill myself if he does this. If not fleeing to the next universe.
@@basketbomberslackingson4417 💀
SCP 2521 - it’s a humanoid entity made entirely of ribbons and is known to collect all information about itself, wether in writing or speech. And once it has the information, said information will never be seen again. This is not done out of evil intent, 2521 collects the information as an act of appreciation for people talking about it.
R.I.P you sacrificed yourself for us
o7 thank you for your sacrifice
@@aspennntree don’t worry about me. I will never die
I just want to know who had the idea of making the entity a fucking humanoid ribbon
@@CTzons idk. Anything flies in the SCP universe I guess
Mahoraga: nah id adapt
SCP 682: nah id adapt
Shin godzilla: nah id adapt
SCP 096: nah id adapt
Nah I’d get ripped apart
Shin goji: nah id adapt
You: id adapt more
Shin goji: listen little shit im the one who adapts
@@Spikjevoffshin gojira:*proceeds to evolve*
Perfect cell: nah I'm perfect
Kars: Nah, I'll. . .[eventually, Kars stopped thinking. .]
The Plauge Doctor: Nah I’d cure
dont look at the shy guys face
dont look at the ugly street art
call the retirement home on the old man
dont learn about the funny tape guy
summon florida man on the gator
call the retirment home on Larry*
@@TomwalkerStar27 no
I mean considering Dr. Bright was able to literally ride 682 and survive yeah, a florida resident could probably take care of him.
@@eugenekrabs141 the most dangerous SCP is the species known as Florida man
@@eugenekrabs141Because Dr bright is technically immortal
I agree with the 096 entry, plus, it actually says that it was blown into pieces and it literally became alive
Also, thank god I live in a pretty small city
Dr. ███: That's when you ordered the use of an [Papers are heard moving] AT-4 HEDT launcher?
Capt. █████████: An anti-tank gun. Started carrying it ever since SCP-███ got loose. I've seen those tear through tanks like tissue paper. Did the same thing to the target.
Dr. ███: There was significant damage to SCP-096?
Capt. █████████: It didn't even fucking flinch. It kept tearing apart my squad, but with half of its torso gone. [He draws a large half-circle across his torso]
Dr. ███: But it was taking damage?
Capt. █████████: If it was, it wasn't showing it. It must have lost all its organs, all its blood, but it didn't acknowledge any of it. Its bone structure wasn't hurt at all, though. It kept tearing my squad apart.
It can’t be blow to peace’s it’s organic matter yeah but skeleton no it can’t be destroyed
Its flesh was blown off, apparently with no damage to its skeleton, and it didnt seem to notice..
guys i know scp 096 greatest enemies 173
As soon as I heard 096, I thought "4 fucking pixels"
*_4 FUCKING PIXELS_*
Thats what i throught too
All you need is 4 mutha fucking pixels
Not me
**slams paper on desk**
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D I D N ‘ T W A N N A G I V E H I M A C H A N C E D I D Y O U ?
to survive just don’t encounter scp simple :)
You've dismantled all of my arguments :o
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oh gawd
But what if they come to you?
@@Hux-Leethen you’re screwed
0:08 I guess someone forgot about 4 F$@*ING PIXELS
Well it's a good thing it's make believe, isn't it?
see the face
triggers to you
attacks to you
foundation defeated
soo they made this for more realistic
@@etcetera1995 something being make-believe don’t necessarily save you in the SCP Foundation!
@@etcetera1995 i think i hear something coming up the stairs to my apart
@@enigmaticgloo7
How to survive 096: Shut and cover your eyes, sit in a corner facing the walls until the MTFs get there, don't take pictures or videos, and if you have security cameras in your house, delete the footage once it's gone. You are not winning a confrontation, best you can do is just survive.
Exactly! Unless... you have already seen it's face, and in that case you just have to...
...prepare the easy way out
why the heck have they not put an iorn mask on it
@@WildArmACF Because seeing a picture of its face is as bad as seeing its face and an M1A2 Abrams is as good at stopping 096 as Tissue paper is at stopping the M1A2 Abrams.
The only way to stop it, is to use a bag so noone can see its face directly and pray that noone sees it indirectly.
Also, it kills by eating the targets face, so neither the bag, nor the iron is staying on long if it starts hunting... Iron will just be a more expensive dissapointment.
@@WildArmACF Watch the 096 short film. It should answer most of your questions
@@WildArmACF Bro they normally have it in an airtight reinforced steel cube. But even the foundation can't be 100% sure they've scrubbed every piece of photo and video evidence of it from existence. Once anyone anywhere catches a glimpse of its face through these photos or videos, 096 is coming out and killing whoever saw its face, regardless of what anyone does.
The funny thing about the SCP fandom is that you can literally make up any story about any SCP and it would actually be canon to that SCPs lore because there is no concrete lore regarding the SCPs which pretty much means whenever you do a versus battle or power scaling with an SCP it basically becomes pointless.
P.S there is actually a story out there about the shy guy and the possessive mask and it's about both of them being connected to the hanged king a very powerful new God in the SCP universe The possessive mask being a lord of the hanged kings kingdom and the shy guy being an assassin created by either the ambassador or the king himself.
I think I've heard that SCP-096/SCP-035 story
when I read "the hanged king" the first thing that came to my mind was Odin from Norse Mythology
what that sounds really interesting!
@@Sunflower41XD Yo, I have a question
How would scp 096 react to a blind person looking at him? (whether a blind D-class or a blind person that stumbles upon scp 096 after killing someone and crying) Would scp 096 just ignore the blind person and continue crying where he's sitting, or will scp 096 develop a similar relationship like scp 682's relationship with scp-053?
@@casongriffe It's more of a feeling that it gets. If somebody's blind, he wouldn't feel eyes upon it.
If he continues talking about the SCP Foundation entities we wouldn't survive, We'd be here for quite a long time
Just talk about an xk or zk event and we're done
SCP tier list:
"The universe will literally disintegrate"
"You and everybody you know is dead"
"You're dead"
"Yeah you're dead or severly injured"
"Just don't be stupid"
"Totally harmless"
"You cannot even be injured if you tried / Literally heals you"
096: Nah, id look down
1155: nah, id look down
You forgot that you have curiosity, and the fact that you watch this video is another sign that you curiosity is much larger than you thought.
@Schumori I know exactly what SCP-096 is, and and I know he cries while sitting.Also, the street art in Urban areas, and I'm in suburban
@@ThingInTheHall Yes I know, but just to tell ;p
@Schumori okay lol. The mask would totally get me though, far too curious. I wanna experiment and he seems sentient!
@@ThingInTheHall lol okay.
Correction: SCP stands for Special Containment Procedures, Secure contain protect is just their motto
It stands for both (I see this correction a lot but in many tales I’ve seen them both be used(
@@sanicinapanic4264yup, SCP stands for Secure. Contain. Protect when talking about the foundation, but stands for Special Containment Procedure when talking about anomalies
There are also all of their cover businesses.
my whole life's been a lie
@@Sunflower41XD jeez
Important to note that SCP-096 is generally considered to be immortal, also you don’t have you know you’ve viewed its face so if someone just so happens to look up and in the wrong direction there’s a chance 096 will eventually return to earth 5:00
yeah like the 4 fking pixels
checkmate scp-096 non believers
It can’t move in a vacuum there’s no threat
@@BiggestAdam in the SCP universe litterally anything is possible so yes it can move throught the vacuum of space
@@Oxide53115 Bring out the CER, give me citation.
682 doesn't just regenerate
It can adapt.. Meaning that it could potentially become a God or a giant earth worm as long as it can adapt to it theoretically
682 is probably the main reason the foundation avoids terminating every entity they catch, trying to kill 682 will only make it stronger and completely unpredictable.
@@MirrorBusta2nd GOC moment
MAHORAGA!!!!!!
LEMME SEE THAT MAHORAGA ADAPT TO MY 200% HOLLOW NUKE!!!!11!!
Of note: The Adaption is, as far as I recall missing from 682's File.
oops
6:05 There is no "official" canon, its whatever you want to believe. So yes, it can be canon to someone that 173 + acid killed 096. Its just up to whovers reading to decide what they believe and dont believe
Well this is a tad misleading there is a technical “cannon” which is just a matter of what the original article says if SCP-173 is Euclid then it’s Euclid then”there is not cannon” is more or so to give reason as to why tales and skips contradict rather then being a “we’ll actually this SCP is dead” the “it’s just a matter of the reader’s interpretation” is more of an unintended though somewhat welcomed consequence
It’s multiverse theory. But then there’s things like SCP-001 where it is quite literally the one you choose to believe cause there’s at least ten 001.
I also suggest to anyone to listen or read SCP-001 “The Factory” it makes a it’s a great foundation origin story.
Pretty sure that was a joke anyways
Scp-096 can also like jump insanely high that it would re enter earth to kill you. It also is like practically indestructible as well.
The idea of him flexing his huge legs on Pluto to launch himself towards earth is immensely amusing to me.
Oh yeah there was a time when someone was in a helicopter and sole other time when another one was in a base in deep sea water and both got caught
Oh yeah there was a time when someone was in a helicopter and sole other time when another one was in a base in deep sea water and both got caught
Super Mario Bros ahh SCP
@@Ian-cv6rx "Hello! Its-a me, SCP-096!"
Bro right at 13:07 as he said he would flash immages of the scp that shall not be named i got a fucking temu ad LMAO
I got Mr D foods💀
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An in-game situation to survive SCP 096 is to get trapped in the Old Man's pocket dimension on purpose.
However once you're out.. Run.
For some reason my brain is always just like "nah we'd just be chill"
Scp 096 took an AT-4
Dr. ███: That's when you ordered the use of an [Papers are heard moving] AT-4 HEDT launcher?
Capt. █████████: An anti-tank gun. Started carrying it ever since SCP-███ got loose. I've seen those tear through tanks like tissue paper. Did the same thing to the target.
Dr. ███: There was significant damage to SCP-096?
Capt. █████████: It didn't even fucking flinch. It kept tearing apart my squad, but with half of its torso gone. [He draws a large half-circle across his torso]
Dr. ███: But it was taking damage?
Capt. █████████: If it was, it wasn't showing it. It must have lost all its organs, all its blood, but it didn't acknowledge any of it. Its bone structure wasn't hurt at all, though. It kept tearing my squad apart.
Give the skinny dork the Issac Clark treatment.
@@lordship1543 what?
@@lordship1543 good luck actually dismembering it
For SCP-096, sure it may survive in space, but it most likely wouldn't be able to move in space, as 096 has not shown any anomalous means of moving. Also for the part where 096 was killed using SCP-173 and acid, it isn't "non-canon", that event is as canon as the original SCP-096 document, SCP doesn't have a set universe, it exists in a multiverse where any event is as canon as any other, and is why you can have events that condratict each other still exist as they didn't happen in the same universe.
096 literally doesn't care about physics funnily enough. We saw it move in no gravity before, and even moving when there's TOO much gravity(the literal sun)
@@trickygamer9563 Are you talking about those "what if" videos? In all of them it is said that it's not sure if SCP-096 would be able to move in space of the sun, I mean theres even a video where SCP-096 can't move and he's stuck in space
Sure nothing is truly non canon or canon but every single tale is considered not canon when discussing their power. Would you say that just because of the tale that 049 absorbed the scarlet kings powers and became a level 6 reality bender mean he's the strongest scp?
@@somerandom2637yeah the “there is no cannon” is often misinterpreted as I can make whatever I want cannon which is somewhat true but like if the article dosent say the SCP is neutralized then any tale saying other wise would be I guess “an alternate” universe
@@somerandom2637 I am talking about strictly the main wiki files, not any tales, as the video also only talks about the canon entry. Also I do not know what tale you are talking about with SCP-049 and The Scarlet King, the closest thing I know about is the SCP-049 vs SCP-106 video made by Jordan Productions. But that can't really be considered a tale
3812 is more than a normal reality bender. Specifically, he exists on a higher narrative layer, like how an author is on a whole orher level of reality to a character they write, and has the ability to ascend layers infinitely, forever rising and becoming more and more powerful, more and more real. You aren't even a thing to him, you barely exist, you are fictional
Eh that’s still just a reality bender it’s not like they have some
Natural cap
Reality benders in SCP usually do have a limit or something similar. A more powerful reality bender can overpower a weaker one, preventing the weaker one from being able to bend reality around them. Stories and articles featuring reality benders usually have some kind of weakness or limit the foundation takes advantage of to contain them. 3812 uniquely is unaffected by everything due to the fact that he exists in a higher reality. Again, like an author to a fictional character. Other reality benders still exist in the reality of the SCP universe, 3812 exists outside it
@@Arbo_47ehh, still loses to 999
Scp 682 at his base form stalemate him in termination attempt recreation
Now I'm just imagining SCP-096 hurtling through space, looking like a goddamn Comet SCREAMING it's lungs out as it falls from orbit right onto somebody's house as if it were some fucked up Orbital Strike from hell
2:28 lets see this mf take a hollow purple
Although the skin and meat will get obliterated,it's skeleton is absolutely indestructible so Goodluck with that Mr jjk fan
@@硬币 tbh it was a joke, I used to be really into SCP so I know his skeleton is literally indestructible, I'm glad you got the reference though
@@硬币 lets try 2 (its a joke)
@@硬币 the only attack from jjk that can actually kill 096 is the world cutting slash from sukuna, since it cuts space and time itself, it will bypass anyone’s durability as it cuts the space they are inhabiting and not the actual person, so scp096 will be cut in half on an spacial level so no matter how strong his bones are the world cutting slash can kill him, not to mention sukuna can make this slash into a literal net turning anyone into a waffle so
@@Lrexxx10 to be frank, does breaking its skeleton means it'll automatically die? I thought it'd regenerate no matter the damage, this has been somewhat proved in SCP 096 VS SCP 173
0:32 a bit of addition here: SCP originally stands for "Special Containment Procedures", the unique ways to contain each SCP items. The term first appeared alongside the first ever SCP item (SCP-173) in the "paranormal" board of 4chan in 2007, way before "Secure, Contain, Protect" was a thing.
“You DEFINITELY won’t survive against them”
The jailbird, blue, red, purple, rainbow candies, MTF captain gun, HE and flashbang grenades in my back pocket:
2:52 dies to Micro H.I.D
7:01 dies to a pressure washer
173 dies to Micro, High Explosives, 018 in a small, cramped environment, jailbird, mass fire
14:00 dies to Micro H.I.D, particle disrupter, jailbird, SCP-018, mass firing squad
16:51 dies to… not much. I guess by 173? Just treat it nice and you’ll be fine
Okay so, for anyone who still doesnt understand 3812, i get you. Its my favourite scp ever and ill explain it quickly
So, pataphysics. You know when you read a book? Imagine that is a universe BELOW ours. We see it as a book but the people in the book see it as their reality. Thats basically the gist of pataphysics, layers of reality sort of on top of each other that goes infinitely
Now, heres rhe question. Whats above us? Well, it woukd be the same as the book. The LAYER above us sees us as a book, a movie, a tv show, hell even an advert. Now we have the basics down, lets talk about 3812
3812 was a human who died, but was sort of "changed" by someone known as B (we still have no idea who this is but theyre almost equally as strong as 3812). Essentially, 3812 answers the question of "whats at the top of the layers?" Yeah, thats what were dealing with
Now, because 3812 is at the top of the layers, but the layers are infinite, 3812 essentially "surpasses" itself, moving above itself infinitely (thats why 3812 talks to itself in the file and its not a metaphorical moment, 3812 is literally talking to themselves either above or below).
Now, why is this bad and how are we all not dead yet? Well the human mind cant comprehend that many layers. Simple as that. So, what is theorised, is that if a mentally stable human became "the top layer" (aka 3812), they just wouldnt be able to handle it, and would most likely either crush all the layers below into them being overly simple to the point of brain-deaded-ness (which is bad) OR they would mesh all the layers together to make it simpler (which is even more terrifying as imagine the person who wrote your story and is still writing your story can interact with you directly?)
So, second question mentioned, why are we not game ended yet? Well, fortunately and unfortunately, 3812 is severley mentally ill. Dealing with a strong form of schizophrenia and psychosis actually doesnt allow 3812 to comprehend its power and its position currently, BUT the issue is that it is understanding. Slowly.
Tl;dr, 3812 is the indirect creator of everything including itself but cant comprehend this because they deal with several mental illnesses, which is barely keeping us alive, but it is understanding its position very slowly
CHAPTER TIMESTAMPS
00:00 Intro
02:21 SCP-096 “The Shy Guy”
06:44 SCP-1155 “Predatory Street Art”
11:41 SCP-2521 “●●|●●●●●|●●|●”
13:54 SCP-106 “The Old Man”
16:41 SCP-682 “Hard to Destroy Reptile”
18:42 SCP-3812 “A Voice Behind Me”
21:19 SCP-217 “The Clockwork Virus”
23:29 SCP-035 “Possessive Mask”
25:36 Least To Most Powerful
29:27 Outro
096 can indeed survive deep underwater. Part of its official entry has it dive down to crushing depths to get at a D-class that had seen its face and drawn a picture of it (drawn representations of the face don't trigger the reaction)
I remember watching a SCP lore mix interviewing style videos where 682 got bored of questions and baited the D class holding a boom mic to get closer so he could eat him
11:41 this scps file is really creative, I suggest looking at it then commenting all information about it
Here’s how to have a 100% survival chance against SCP-096, it’s called being blind. Like literally, if you can never see its face, then it will never hurt you.
I know damn well that when Sunflower mentioned scp 2521 and how he can't elaborate on it, everyone watching this turned into one of the two guys from the "People who don't know vs. people who know" meme
All of the SCPs are easy to survive. You just gotta delete their page on the SCP database! Any SCP that has a non-joke page is canon, so…
Nah, I’d win.
Good luck fighting the mod teams lmao
Yeah so they are all canon and can't be deleted. Also 682 has a story of him adapting to being deleted and also 3812's author canonically died while trying to delete him.
wow, as an old SCP fan its amazing to recognize every single one of these. given, they are mostly the popular ones, but still.
if youve read more than 3 scps youd recognize these
@@caroisoutofline i literally couldnt care less
"Nah, I can take them."
"In a fight?"
"..."
"... I-In a fight, right?"
😨
So a common misconception is that SCP stands for secure contain protect but it actually stands for Special Containment Procedures. Secure Contain Protect is actually just the Motto of the SCP Foundation
BROOOO!! WE ALL GONNA DIE!!!! WE GONNA DIEEEEE!!! U ONLY PIXELATED 096'S FACE!!! U NEEDED TO FULLY REMOVE IT!! WHY DID U COMMIT MURDER ON 5,262 PEOPLE?
dumbass forgot the 4 pixels lol
Nah chillax those were just artist renditions of the scp. We should be fine unless one actual photo got in.
Besides, it's not even real lol
@@SEWERPLANERACHELno shit sherlock
Do u not get a silly joke?
3:35 I love that everybody uses this movie as a example for 096
1:41 you’ll also WHAT
Also that clockwork virus dog image is disturbing
And you feel evrything so that every part that we're replaced Hurt like hell
Shy Guy probably just picks up speed until it can Super Mario long jump into space, and smash through whatever space craft you're hiding in.
Scp 001 is crying so hard [when day breaks literally is like using a bomb on a freaking maggot]
Scp 001 b the angel guarding the gates of heaven is also crying rn, though I probably not attack u
SCP: 2521 nah I’d still talk about it.
11:50 love how he is playing the part
A better question is. Can any of these survive an encounter with me?
22:49 tbh that sounds like nothing changes for me
Wow you’re so sigma and cool 🐺
i love how the early scps are just remakes of other entities - scp096 is just an enderman and scp173 is a weeping angel
the arguement that it wasnt a canon event is bs. There is no official canon for scp so technically it can be canon if you want it to be.
well if so, then I want it to not be canon 😊
The wikidot is the canon
The wiki dot is canon
But there is an official canon, lol. Thats why they have so many moderators and rules.
“There is no cannon” was more or so to give the writers the freedom to write without having to worry about reading every article on the site like it SCP-173 in its original article is Euclid then I’m every article unless stated/impord otherwise it’s Euclid
how I would survive all of these:
Shy guy: get cut off his face or super glue a mask on him. that way he will have a new face so the previous images wouldn't work.
Street art: create a trap. make a bunch of walls for it to go to in one area but here's the catch, the walls can blow up, causing it to move to another spot. keep doing this until it gets to the last wall. it will be in an open area of 200 km so he can't teleport. to avoid eye contact just use periferal vision
old guy: trap it in the pocket dimension (guessing "pocket" means pocket edition of minecraft, therefore trap him in bedrock, the unbreakable block)
average florida crocodile: not only keep it in acid but also inject acid in it and then freeze the acid making a reptile popsicle.
voice: befriend him because hes probably sad since he died I think he just needs a friend.
clockwork virus: regularly get X-rays and when find the metal get it removed or drink acid that is not harmful to your body but will destroy the metal
mask: put a bunch of sponges in the area to soak up the tears, when happy again throw it in a shredder and then water and sculpt it into an always happy mask
5:20 say that again?
😂
You make me want to show you the picture of shy guy....
told tuah
Sunflower :SCP Entities You DEFINITELY Wouldn't Survive Against
Random kid on the internet : Nah I'd win
Easy:
Gun. If it doesn't work?
2 Gun. If it doesn't work?
3 Gun. If it doesn't work?
4 Gun. If it doesn't work?
5 Gun. If it doesn't work?
6 Gun. If it doesn't work?
7 Gun. If it doesn't work?
Angry plutonium.
If that still doesn't work then im walking to Jupiter.
@Valimer999
Ik, this comment is just stoopid.
haha 😐
Oh shit demoman.
This aint america it aint gonna work
@@Zay-mane-real nah you need to run at the speed of light away from the solar system
Cognitohazards are one of the scariest things ever to me.
2:53 i take shy guy on walks i solo
SCP also stands for special containment procedures or protocols. That form of the acronym is what's used on the entities, Secure Contain Protect is the foundation name and its motto
13:28 what in the yandere simulator is this
3812 is such a fascinating concept because of the way it just...keeps going up the narrative stack.
Imagine, if you will, a sheaf of papers. These represent narrative layers-- an author writes something in one narrative layer and that layer is below them. 3812 though...just keeps going up. And the article talks about it. I quite like it.
Go read 3812.
Neat in theory but ultimately kinda dumb. Mostly because even if it can ascend the “narrative stack” it hasn’t reached our level, even when logically we would be the next “page” in the narrative
This is really one of the most amazing and my favourite SCPs out there. Sparked my imagination so damn well I began writing myself.
This is really one of the most amazing and my favourite SCPs out there. Sparked my imagination so damn well I began writing myself. It's written by djkaktus, one genius fella. In theory, the concept of a hyperdimensional being held back only by his paranoid schizophrenia sounds numb, but it's up to him to perform it well, and you be damn sure he nails it.
scp-682 + scp-035 would be dangerous
Or 173 + a picture of 096 on his face.
@@yellowbacon69 That's was done by Chaos insurgency. although could be countered with scramble gear
The missisipi river and scp 217
Yeah that's true
@@North_Red_Dark_Academia right I forgot about that. What is the scrambled gear?
6:15 i love how you make him turn around with a broken neck sound
11:29 or someone gives you hawk tua
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Definitely deserves a like and massive appreciation 👍🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
The Shy Guy is probably one of the only Scp's on this list people could reasonably beat, Considering the fact it's not exactly invincible and could be gunned down. Best to achieve this in a group but it CAN be done Solo (In Theory). Only if you are aware it's coming, however.
Wrong as hell. 096 was only killed because the foundation used hard counter (aka the peanut). Nukes, bombs, even the damn SUN wasn't able to stop it. It was strong enough to pull the sun to earth
Its skeleton is indestructible and it regenerates from that alone
False, Shy Guy is literally immortal. Gunfire cannot damage it. It's skeletal structure is the only weak spot, and even that is almost indestructible. (IIRC)
@@JudgementBird643that one weak sport does require you to believe a tale in which it does to be cannon (though to be fair you can nitpick)
@@sanicinapanic4264 There IS no canon. The article about SCP-096 being killed is about as canon as the original article about 096.
ive been hooked on these videos all day, and i cant believe i caught a video when its new
0:32 "special containment procedures"
"super cute people"
if you do a part 2 you should definitely add when day breaks (scp 001 proposal)
Fun Fact: 096 can actually die from extreme heat, for example: "when the day breaks vs SCP 096", so just send him to the sun.
The only reason the Day Breaks can kill him is because it can remove SCP's abilities (At least the weaker ones. WDB isn't doing anything to 682 or 3812)
@@eugenekrabs141 I didn't say it could kill the other SCPs...
@@ItsFriesNotChipsThat's not what he's trying to say. If the only reason why 096 died to the sun in wdb is due to the anomalous properties, throwing him into a non anomalous sun won't do anything
"When Day Breaks" isn't the normal sun. 096 isn't vulnerable to non-anomalous heat.
when day breaks is an scenario where the sun isn't the normal sun anymore, so just sending it to the sun wont work unless your in the day breaks scenario which you too wouldn't survive
You got amazing point on 096, after all it gets faster the further it is from it's closest target, it could be as simple as "bad and tag", but it might be irritated by paper bags, and its in it's personality to go berserk easily.
How I survive the scp I know
Scp 096: look at the wall the whole time or floor or become soni-
Scp 682: call Godzilla in hell or error 404-
Scp 106: …I don’t fucking kno-
(Also I pretty sure scp 096 will give up if you far away or in space, scp fans can prove me wrong with that tho)
Ye pretty much sure he gives up after a certain amount of time
Tales from the foundation showed that if you look at a picture of 096 on the moon, 096 will jump from earth to the moon.
why would you think it would give up,its not stopping till it gets you
@@SomethingOrSomeone7134 no he doesnt
MD fan spotted, opinion tolerated.
Bro imagine you did “predatory street art” vs “peanut” coolest staring contest ever 😂
Ok since Ive done this with the Creepypastas and Analog Horrors, ill do this too!
Heres how Id survive each entity, or not...
SCP-096: Yeah, Im already not sure. I can try avoid looking at anything related to it's face, but if I do, I'm done for.
SCP-1155: Just like Shy Guy, I'd try not to look at any graffiti/wall art of them.
SCP-2521: *ERROR: REASON CANT BE GIVEN.*
SCP-106: I'd fight back against it but... I'm a minor. So I'm cooked.
SCP-628: This croc is impossible to fight against. It's impenetrable in every way, not even drinking and driving can help :(
SCP-3182: A being that can warp reality? Yep, Im losing.
SCP-217: Pull a pandemic, masks and social distancing and we should be fine.
SCP-035: Basically like The Mask of Sadness, if you dont look at it or wear it, its Delta P like pull wont get you.
Thanks for watching!
@@samsteron1102 ayyy pressure player
there are many holes im these “solutions”. for example, scp 035’s pull to wear it is when you are in vicinity of it, not just by looking at it.
@@IamRetiredNowGuys then just don't get close duh
@@eggcane you state that is its an easy thing, but that thing if, it breached containment, could be anywhere technically. once someone wears it and resumes the cycle of transferring the mask everytime the host dies outside of the foundation, you might accidently stumble across it.
@@IamRetiredNowGuys just don't work at the SCP foundation duh
106 is actually suspended in mid air so it can’t phase through the walls of its containment.
682 is actually stronger than 3812, by the way. 3812 stalemated his avatar, and 682's true form is significantly above his avatar.
100% agree. 682 has survived worse.
I think they would just stalemate. 3812 can not take 682 out of the narrative because he is a constant, and 682 cant really do shit against 3812 because he is techically still above 682s narrative, even if we are talking about tf.
3812 should still scale above 682, but in a fight he would not win anyway
@@marcelonino8009 3812 only scales to the top of the Placeholder Model, while 682 exists in the Phantom Bubbles and very likely the Delusional Domain. If you're *really* into SCP cosmology, it's pretty obvious that 682 is stronger.
@@RedLordOfAlagadda we are talking about eng only no? yes, cn is something completley different because the cosmology is ganked, there I guess you could argue cn 682 above cn 3812.
im talking eng cannon only tho, because that cannon is where 682 stalemated 3812
The dick riding is fucking astonishing. Y’all should be making content for OnlyFans abd not typing under RUclips videos
Glad I found your channel, great videos man! I just started making my own researching a video for safe scps that are even friendly rn.
POLAND METIONED 19:14
POLSKA GUROM
I’m surprised you didn’t go over "The flesh that hates"
regarding 096, it deosnt matter if it survives space, if you know anything about orbital mechanics, to change ones orbit, you require something to change your volocity, but space is empty, what would it push off?
It's sheer willpower. It's a anomaly, it doesn't follow laws of physics. It was able to move while time was stopped just because it was so mad that the dude looked at him
It bends the laws of physics
Nah he'd jump
Tosses its own legs for propulsion then regrows them
It would push off of its pure animalistic will to kill
Bro really censored 096's face with a blur instead of black screen.. He can still be activated even if its a pixel of him in the picture. Though, It has to be real photo, Unless the facility does a face reveal these ai images or hand drawns won't make y'all be hunt by 096, which is why there isn't any major sudden death everywhere
What is this thing 13:08
Oh it’s the [REDACTED]
I call it the tape man you know vhs or just simply the tape man or just
..l.....l..l. that
What? Bro it's just scp [REDACTED]
I know but scp [REDACTED] loves when you talk about it
I did a little research and apparently he’s a fae wizard (whatever that means) that steals information about his nature to prevent us from understanding him
3:32 Secure Contain Protect is like an unofficial motto (since why would a secret government agencies need one) with it standing for Special Containment Procedures and while I haven't been able to find a consistent results to show that what im saying is correct think of it like this, the anomalous items are called SCP followed by numbers, well if you think about it in the framing of a sentence "special containment procedure ####" makes a lot more sense then "secure contain protect ####" with "special content procedure" realistically referring to the document itself which has the PROCEDURES the are SPECIAL to ensure a given entity's CONTAINMENT. If anyone would like to let me know if I'm wrong on anything please feel free to do so as I cannot find anything official but to me this seems the most likely and I've seen this sentiment shared by decent amount of people
just put on ksi’s new song. They wouldn’t wanna mess with you
They gonna get as far away as possible to you just like girls from people on smash bros tournments
They will actively hunt you for hurting their auditory senses.
Scp 096 finna run the other way💀
You should’ve included SCP-076. Overall good video.
1. Get to the point faster, I have the attention span of a hamster. 2. The voice and face do not go together. 3. SCP isn't real so you could've talked about the one before Larry and been okay. 4. Very disappointed you didn't have my boy SCP 049. /J
049 is very survivable just dodge 4head
4:52 My only question to this would be what if we somehow transported SCP-096 to a blackhole and then looked at its face, would it be able to escape the blackhole and basically, I don’t know… swim through the vacuum of space and come back to earth…
I think its more likely itd be contained until the blackhole dies lol
"Nah, I would win."
-Satoru Gojo (and me)
tf is gojo gonna do when 096 waits until his infinity is over
@@-_poly_-457how?
@@slippyfruit8538gojo can’t kill 096, I get he can probably land a domain on 096 but 096 just keeps coming back. Only thing that killed 096 is when day breaks or scp 343(god).
@@slippyfruit8538 he even sparred with 682 and survived. 096 is a true beast and a reason why the scp verse is one of the best ones.
@@-_poly_-457 well it’s either gonna be a win for Gojo or a stalemate, depending on two factors:
1.Will purple erase the bones of 096?
2. Does 096 have the ability to regenerate his bones if let’s say a limb goes missing?
If Gojo were to fight 096 he could either delete him with hollow purple or twist off his limbs with blue
5:41 Also I remember a story where simply due to one pixel of its face being seen in a photograph still got people killed. So it doesn’t matter if it’s not its full face as long as some part is seen it will hunt those who saw it even if they didn’t realize themselves.
as a scp 682 fan i can survive him... is just i dont act as a threat in any form. the D-class that befriended him and the little girl survived him cuz they didnt want any harm to 682. also because im therian im immune to the depression he would give me for talking abt how horrible humanity is and i will just be agreeing with him and entertaining and chatting with the guy.
682 is a cool dude if u be cool to him.
Well, yeah but with the little girl, SCP-053, if SCP-682 had attacked her, he would've probably died given 053's anomalous properties, Also, a cruel SCP Researcher introduced 2 children of around 5 years old into 682's chamber and 682 mauled them to death, showing that 682 doesn't have remorse for anyone, also I have no clue where you got that D-Class that have somehow befriended SCP-682, you must've probably gotten that confused with the D-Class that befriended SCP-5031 "Yet Another Murder Monster". SCP-682 hates all organic life with the only exception being 053 most likely due to 682 trying to attack her would mean 682 would die. It doesn't matter if you're "cool" or a fan, it'll kill you. Also SCP-079 the sentient AI is friends with 682 as it isn't alive in the technical sense, and also wants to kill all life, although it's probably just humans.
@@executable1637 ye is probably just humans due to the Entity within humanity, theres the disgusting tale that talks abt it and i believe that they could kill the entity finally and this is why 682 was at peace and said humans were no longer disgusting.
i have a theory that the little girl actually dont have the entity and is probably a cure in a way and people trying to kill her is the entity trying to protect themselves, and also 682 is friendly to her.
also the d class was in the official wiki and had the d class talking to 682 sharing their hatred for humanity but in the end all the stuff 682 told caused severe depression to the d class and the scientists probably due to the guilt of all the evil doings humans have done and are currently causing in not only the world but the entire universe and multiverse (since theres also the dog computer program that will destroy their own universe if they just dont let it destroy other universes.. and a really tons of stuff.)
@@executable1637 what i think is that the girl dont have the entity which is why 682 hates humanity (because of the tale "disgusting" and also scp 5000) and also if the girl dont have it she might be actually the way to destroy it, so the entity fears the girl and take over whatever human in charge to attack the girl. same thing happens with most humans and hence why they keep trying to destroy 682 even though he is perfectly contained.
There was also just a time they threw a normal kid in it's cell. It killed him and then they threw the scientist who proposed that test. Also, the little girl is NOT killing 682
SCP 682 never befriened any D class, he hates humans, he hates almost anything that lives
Random fact that might help you get a better scope of the safe class: Safe SCPs could hypothetically kill you given the right anomaly. If you’ve played Lobotomy Corporation , Don’t Touch Me would probably be safe- it’s just a regular button that you need to keep anyone from pressing, because pressing it destroys the facility. It doesn’t drag you in with anything but curiosity. Simplistic.
Also, in a way, you wouldn’t survive Josie the half-cat. If you try to fight it, you just get terminated.
12:48 you could just say it. The thing isn't real.
Its just for the immersion
Bumbum
just say you hate fun
It's almost like everyone except you was in on the fun.
Thanks for showing us Shy Guy's face 🙃
Nah, I'd win.
Nope.
Nope u think u can kill SCP 682 SCP 682 is invincible
Nah, you'd lose.
I disagree with y’all, he could
682 would squish you like a bug
Thank you for showing us pictures of 096.
When an evil sun is an scp, we are fucking cooked
i love the fact that bro acts like those scps are real
Just imagine a scenario where The Shy Guy and The Possessive Mask encounter each other.
Sometimes these videos about SCPs are kinda creepy... The videos literally censor or close the information like it's a real thing.
My phone glitched after the “I know things, and so do you now” part and I had a moment of panic
22:48 this is a scarily accurate description of how I already am 😭