From the episode there’s a tiny clip of Jamm leaning in intently. Which is my favorite part haha. Of course they left out the part where everyone leaves. But even in this clip there’s a hint of Jamm’s interest as he sort of lingers by the exit and peaks around the corner. You just got Jammed.
You know Ben would have been super aggravated. He would have found a dozen reasons the idea was terrible and would have had a hard time controlling his frustration.
Jon McClung Probably more accurate. Not that I’m anti-nerd, I’m actually half nerd (probably on my dads side) but in my experience and with my nerdier friends....they’re ALWAYS passionately arguing with each other which is funny bc they have so many similar interests.
Reggae Marley I always assumed that this was a real plot he imagined long before his character on the show. If not one he read online and essentially memorized bc of his genuine interest.
He started talking about tony stark and she instantly interrupted just to point out that was the first person she knew that he was talking about haha. Doesn’t know Luke skywalker but knows tiny stark 😅
"I will allow JJ Abrams to think of a better term for this..." I don't know why, but I love that line. So gracious of him to permit JJ the opportunity to get involved with this masterpiece of a movie pitch.
The amount of things he predicted accurately: - Tony recruiting spider-man - Disney getting back the X-men, Daredevil, and first family. - Moon knight getting live-action treatment. - Chewbacca getting killed and brought back suddenly. - Han and Leia separated. - X23 getting live-action treatment. - colossus not getting utilized in previous X-men movies and then utilized in Deadpool 1 and 2. - Boba Fett coming back.
Also, Tony Stark creates a "time ribbon" also known as a Möbius strip in Avengers: Infinity War. He even says JJ Abrams can rename it if he wants. AND HE DID! lol.
okay but can we not overlook the elephant in the room which was having the x-men show up in an avengers quinjet, rather than their blackbird x-jet - which, i'm sure i don't need to remind you, was built with the assistance of the shi'ar empire, an aggressive and expansive galactic empire, who would undoubtedly be monitoring the situation in the galaxy far far away
@@BrianMcLamb you're right but it 'twas not JJ Abrams who made End Game and renamed the time ribbon that was Joe & Anthony Russo, just thought I'd mention it lol
Because he was secretly MODOK this entire time, and the MODOK cartoon is a meta-commentary on him pretending to be a nerd and running the world behind the scenes.
The single best ad-lib monologue ever performed. Watching all the extras filter out and he continues because cut hasn't been called and the show-runners wanted to see just how far Patton would go with it. Absolutely fantastic piece of film history.
I really wish they would have left like one person that was super into it and wanted to hear the end 😂 but wow 🤩 so glad they let him go until he basically had to stop himself. They knew this was going to be epic. I bet they knew it would go down in film history as you said!
Damn, had no idea. Now I'm thinking about all the random footage actors have shot and poured themselves into that never even saw the light of day. Christian Bale probably gained 80 pounds for a cameo that was never used smh
@@riseofazrael The X-Files episode of the Simpsons apparently let David Duchovny rant about supernatural stuff for as long as he wanted and he went 2 hours. 3 lines of it are in the show.
To be fair, in the old post original trilogy novels, Palpatine did return, using the cloning the technology from the clone wars to attempt immortality. You see this being developed in the Filoni and Favreau work in scenes from the Bad Batch or Obi-Wan. I think it could make for a decent plot arc, if it was planned well from the beginning by people who seem to have actually watched Star Wars and care about it. I agree though, this silly rant was really way better than the last three "non-star wars" movies that actually got made.
I always thought it made no sense for Palpatine to die so easily. The idea that he lurked in the background with a very long term plan for the future is not far fetched at all. And I don't understand why people are so dismissive of his return as a clone seeing as Star Wars has invested in the whole clone idea since New Hope. It would be remarkable if Palpatine DIDN'T get cloned.
I was always of the opinion ever since Force Awakens that Snoak and Rey should've been "failed" clones of Palpatine and Anakin respectively. Have the nod to Legends where the goal was for Palpatine to possess a clone of himself/Anakin. Since Rey would be a clone of Anakin, she could be considered the chosen one be the one to bring balance to the force (again).
The whole time I was hoping it would pan back to the council seats and Ben would be the only person left in the room, listening and interested. Edit: Dang next comment below yours was exactly this.
@@k_tess Well if Star Wars really did happen a long time ago, in a galaxy far away, it's still our universe (assuming again that the MCU universe is also "our universe"), just needs the time and space stones to get there ;p.
No joke In the episode he adds another joke after this rant, he says Darth Vader kills Hannibal Lector. I know he's jooking but I would not be suprised at all if Disney gets the rights to Hannibal Lector
You should absolutely hear his special “Tragedy Plus Comedy Equals time.” He’s an incredible comedian writer, and you’ll understand how he did this after you see that.
This was SEVEN years ago. Think about how much stuff he touched on that we've seen in one form or another?!?! Also....THANK YOU MANDOLORIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@ColemanGriffithsoh yea? I hope they give him some character development. I loved him as a kid, but knowing he had 7 lines in the movies and one of them was ahh, I feel let down, would be cool to get an official canon Boba story that tells us where Boba and Jango got their suits from.
Whe you asked us to think about how much stuff he touched I got really scared and wondered if he had covid did he touch something g before I touched it. I can't get sick ...
This was completely improvised in one take by Patton Oswalt. There was no script. He was just told to talk about something. He chose Star Wars and just rolled with it.
@@SixShooterMM Sometimes, when we share a video to our family and friends through social media, it has to be linked with a comment. I'm sorry that you have no family or friends. That must be rough. /hugs
@@SixShooterMM Nah, I thought it was funny. My humor doesn't translate that well through text. I'm a sarcastic sob. It made me happy that you replied to my comment. I would bro-hug you if I could. /virtual bro hug
I just noticed, @ 7:20, Councilman Jamm stops dead in his tracks when he hears about Lando and Leia. You can see him listening around the corner while everyone else leaves.
@@sminthian yeah they make fun of how Andy all of a sudden got skinny at the beginning of season 5 (I think, it's been some time since I've rewatched it) and that was a direct jab because he was already filming that role by that point
Talk about a fan. Can we all please acknowledge Patton's knowledge of both Disney and Star Wars and how he not only knew enough about both to name drop characters, vehicles and writers, but made ACTUAL predictions for how to move both franchises forward.
Things he got right: Luke training padawans Han and leia separated Thanos getting all the stones (he left out soul stone but we can let it slide) Tony stark trying to assemble the avengers Space battle Xmen go to space Not bad for a 8-min filibuster! 👏
@Mofasserarafat It was used in the first rocky movie. On the DVD there is a featurette about Rocky’s run up the steps and I believe,if I remember correctly, they had made an attempt without the steadycam, and it didn’t look good at all. I don’t know, it’s Been a few years since I watched it.
This is seriously one of the most impressive improvisational tangents I've ever seen. I can't believe Oswalt pulled that off, even as talented as he is, because that is some seriously superhuman stuff. The man is a massive Stephen King fan, part of me wishes he could have kept going two more minutes until he revealed that Thanos and the Empire were in league with Pennywise, Randall Flagg, and we were probably minutes away from getting Shredder and Krang in there, too. Hahaha the man's a gifted, gifted person. This has made me laugh for years, and I barely understood half his references at the time.
I know XD I was kinda expecting Andy to stay, but Jamm being so interested in the fictional affair, that he would stay and listen to the filibuster is even better
I like how it started with a pitch that actually sounds like a decent Star Wars movie (Boba's return; Luke seeming conflicted about how to rebuild the order without repeating it's mistakes); and then Thanos shows up.
Well I agree but here is a thought, what if Disney with all the assets they own choose to make a massive cash grab film, it merged star wars, marvel, Disney, Pixar, fox news, and ABC news all into one film. They could do this by having the fabric of all worlds be destroyed merging everything together, having everyone need to work together to restore the force and multiverse of their own universe. We could see tucker Carlson team up with elsa, woody, anakin, and Tony stark all work together to fix the fabric of time and space.
@@frick_____you yeah, I never said it would be a good film, it would be an absolute embarrassment to George Lucas and Stan Lee. I just think it is a cash grab that they would do if there company suffered massive profit loss which will not happen for a very long time.
Not hard when you have no idea what he is talking about. None of those women know anything about Star Wars or the MCU so they just here rambling and names of people they never heard of.
@@Legendary-zh9hd Oh, yeah, because no woman (specifically women?) would ever have any basic knowledge of Star Wars or the MCU. Ya know, just the two most famous franchises ever. That would be crazy!
@@Legendary-zh9hd or, instead of trying to make it a "women can't be nerds" thing, what is actually the reason is that no extra wants to be responsible for messing up a take, especially a long and unscripted take like this one. If an extra ruins a take, they could get blacklisted by whatever casting company hired the background actors, and then it's that much harder to get consistent work.
@@Legendary-zh9hdyea, there’s no way someone as idiotic as a “woman” can possibly know anything about an almost 50 year old franchise thats permeated nearly every facet of pop culture since its release. What’s next? A woman knowing “ford” is a brand of car? Cmon, get real… if its not a cooking appliance or a washing machine then their only hope is to act like they know anything and gawk at a man’s knowledge while they think about what their going to cook that night or about the next time, or potentially the last time, they’ve menstruated.
a nerd? really? star wars and marvel superheroes are mainstream. hardly any of the things he said were subtle details that you would only know by reading comics and lore.
I hear you, although I watched for reactions from the extras ... and evaluating what type of natural changes in body language or facial expressions would remain true to the scene. A youngish lady yawns twice and lowers her head, an older woman behind Patton’s right shoulder seems bemused and the very tall man (front row, left) smiles slightly. I suspect their direction was to stay still, but to react very undemonstratively (yawning, etc.) if they could not. Hell of a performance by P.O. though.
@@cleverusername9369Andy is there. He’s the first to walk out 6:59. But I agree, it sounds like Jamm said it. Especially since that’s a character line of is
It’s Jamm actually getting curious and staying behind to listen that gets me the most. I hope after the meeting he hits him up and asks what happens next.
Loving the obviously improvised walk out initiated by Chris Pratt starting then the rest walking out. And the ingenious camera work that kept trying to zoom in when they noticed the extras behind cracking up but there was a moment where they gave up and just let it happen. This is amazing.
Patton, drawing from decades upon decades of nerddom where all of his comic book reading and movie watching has lead up this most critical moment in history that only he could be suited for, and absolutely demolishing this scene with his improv... is my goddamn spirit animal.
I think all that had come out so far at the time of this episode were three Iron Man movies, Captain America, Thor and the first Avengers movie. So the scope of what Marvel would do over the next 7-8 years was not even fully comprehensible even to super comics nerds. So he's doing this speech as a bit, going way way over the top, and looking back, it's all stuff that seems relatively plausible now, at least in terms of the size and outrageousness of the crossovers.
@@terracottapie as a star wars and mcu fan, i watched this later on after the show (maybe a year or 2 ago), Its funny how accurate some of his over the top ideas were for that time... its a great time to be a nerd
I liked how at the beginning of the rant they all look bored but a few minutes in they're all riveted and can't take their eyes off the small rotund rambling man.
Idk if these extras would even know what he's talking about 9 years ago. I don't remember if the whole multiverse gimmick was introduced in marvel movies back then.
I’ve watched this dozens of times and it’s brilliant. He did make at least one mistake though. He mentions the X-Men flying in the Quinjet, which was the Avengers’ aircraft. The X-Men’s aircraft was the Blackbird. I have no doubt he knows the difference, but considering he did this on the spot, he is forgiven.
Since this, he was given voices for Big Hero 6 the series, Uncle Ben in a short Spiderman animated series, and the staring role in a series called M.O.D.O.K.
True, but it still works because real people at such a meeting would also do that. It’s like a scene when a character starts yelling in a restaurant, you would want some extras to look over and maybe even smile point/ gossiping about it :)
@@ThespianPrince13 sadly Disney, the now Canon cartoon show clone wars Obi-wan meets with mandelorians and the mandilorians say neither Jango nor Boba are mandelorian, and how they have no idea how Boba or Jango got mandilorian armor
Love the extra with the light blue pullover in the first row just barely holding it together AND the guy in the suit next to him looks like he is just genuinely interested in what’s gonna happen next in the story
"-and drops Chewbaccas severed head onto the floor-" broke so many of the extras in the background and it's hilarious to watch them try and play it off
The red headed lady in the front row of the background isn't face-palming because of the filibuster, she's face-palming because Patton Oswalt's character insinuated that Moon Knight is a first tier Marvel character.
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Man if Ben Wyatt was in this scene it would be so funny if everyone left while he stayed listening super intently.
the thought of this makes me very happy
From the episode there’s a tiny clip of Jamm leaning in intently. Which is my favorite part haha. Of course they left out the part where everyone leaves. But even in this clip there’s a hint of Jamm’s interest as he sort of lingers by the exit and peaks around the corner.
You just got Jammed.
Cheers! Haha! That would have been brilliant. Elbows on his knees, just sucked in 😆
You know Ben would have been super aggravated. He would have found a dozen reasons the idea was terrible and would have had a hard time controlling his frustration.
Jon McClung Probably more accurate. Not that I’m anti-nerd, I’m actually half nerd (probably on my dads side) but in my experience and with my nerdier friends....they’re ALWAYS passionately arguing with each other which is funny bc they have so many similar interests.
This is the ramblings of a man who knows exactly what he’s talking about
No he doesn't. The X-Men don't have a Quinjet, they have the Blackbird/X-Jet. Quinjets belong to the Avengers.
@@collegerebel yikes
@@collegerebel I’m concerned you know that
@@collegerebel Well Thanos went back in time to switch the names of the ships because he has the time stone 😂
He also mispronounced kashyyyk
This wasn't improvised at all. He's been holding onto this for years and was just waiting for a soapbox to bring it out on.
Reggae Marley I always assumed that this was a real plot he imagined long before his character on the show. If not one he read online and essentially memorized bc of his genuine interest.
And now feige is developing a new star wars movie.... This rant is somehow predicting the future
Reggae Marley “... and then painting the garage! Oh my God! I’m seeing dead kings!“
Funk Yeah.
@police-and-military-are-welfare-whores You, are a terrible, terrible human being and you should feel terrible.
I love the way Leslie starts annoyed about the filibuster and then gets invested in the story itself.
"Kids are not going to like this!"
"The female role is a little underwritten so far, sir!"
Lol, right? She's immediately pissed.
He started talking about tony stark and she instantly interrupted just to point out that was the first person she knew that he was talking about haha. Doesn’t know Luke skywalker but knows tiny stark 😅
@@Mythowars "tiny stark" and his nanosuit.
@@Mythowars Ironman is very popular you know.....
Marvel: "Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history."
Patton Oswalt: "I DO NOT RECOGNIZE THE CHAIR!!"
LMAO
Funniest line of the entire rant
😂
Well done
The title is wrong... It should read "Patton Oswalt at a Disney shareholders meeting circa 2013"
"So I hear you have a corporate buyout for me?"
"Yessir, I do!"
imbtyler understanding that reference was super easy, barely an inconvenience.
That's not even remotely true!
If it was, no one would be complaining about anything involving Disney, Star Wars, and MCU, ever again!
Ever!
@@michaellyden2580 I'm gonna need you to get all the way off his back.
@@OvSpP I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back about this.
This aged extremely well.
Better than what disney made.
He would go find Spiderman oh my god hahahhha
would've been nice if disney used his premise instead.
Like a damn fine oaky Bourbon.
Watching Chris Pratt leave....lol
"I will allow JJ Abrams to think of a better term for this..."
I don't know why, but I love that line. So gracious of him to permit JJ the opportunity to get involved with this masterpiece of a movie pitch.
As if Jar Jar Abrams could do something original...
@@TakaD20 Maybe he could've if he'd had three movies. Kinda hard to write a trilogy when the middle is Bantha poodoo.
I love how Leslie goes from trying to stop the Filabuster to subconsciously giving in going KIDS WON'T LIKE THAT
The female part’s a little underrated!
@@OvSpP it is!
@@OvSpP *underwritten
Completely in character too
I laughed hard at that part 😂😭
The amount of things he predicted accurately:
- Tony recruiting spider-man
- Disney getting back the X-men, Daredevil, and first family.
- Moon knight getting live-action treatment.
- Chewbacca getting killed and brought back suddenly.
- Han and Leia separated.
- X23 getting live-action treatment.
- colossus not getting utilized in previous X-men movies and then utilized in Deadpool 1 and 2.
- Boba Fett coming back.
Also, Tony Stark creates a "time ribbon" also known as a Möbius strip in Avengers: Infinity War. He even says JJ Abrams can rename it if he wants. AND HE DID! lol.
okay but can we not overlook the elephant in the room which was having the x-men show up in an avengers quinjet, rather than their blackbird x-jet - which, i'm sure i don't need to remind you, was built with the assistance of the shi'ar empire, an aggressive and expansive galactic empire, who would undoubtedly be monitoring the situation in the galaxy far far away
The boba fett one was known way before this
@@ManicEngine I literally stopped and thought, “but the Quinjet is from The Avengers, why do the X-Men have it?”.
@@BrianMcLamb you're right but it 'twas not JJ Abrams who made End Game and renamed the time ribbon that was Joe & Anthony Russo, just thought I'd mention it lol
Damn, Patton manifested the sequels, Infinity War, Endgame, most of the post-2015 Marvel universe AND Book of Boba Fett
Because he was secretly MODOK this entire time, and the MODOK cartoon is a meta-commentary on him pretending to be a nerd and running the world behind the scenes.
Hundredth like 🥳
Star Lord from the MCU is right behind him during this scene, too.
@@Juggtacula hold up? modok cartoon?
@@Preske Hulu series, it's a great watch... also check out Hit Monkey, another Marvel cartoon show on Hulu (both shows are mature).
The single best ad-lib monologue ever performed. Watching all the extras filter out and he continues because cut hasn't been called and the show-runners wanted to see just how far Patton would go with it. Absolutely fantastic piece of film history.
I really wish they would have left like one person that was super into it and wanted to hear the end 😂 but wow 🤩 so glad they let him go until he basically had to stop himself. They knew this was going to be epic. I bet they knew it would go down in film history as you said!
@@rosemadder5547 that one guy in the background seems pretty invested :D
@@tommerker8063That grin...
So funny after 8 years, the way he describes the events of how Boba fett escaped the sarlacc, was word for word exactly what we saw.
Came here after the comments said this. They were right. Spot on.
Maybe Favreau saw this scene and decided to write it this way
Lol
Hahaha
🤣🤣🤣🤣
The real tragedy is they only used like 10 seconds of that in the show.
Should've shortened it and added this whole thing at the end
Right? lol
Damn, had no idea. Now I'm thinking about all the random footage actors have shot and poured themselves into that never even saw the light of day. Christian Bale probably gained 80 pounds for a cameo that was never used smh
@@riseofazrael The X-Files episode of the Simpsons apparently let David Duchovny rant about supernatural stuff for as long as he wanted and he went 2 hours. 3 lines of it are in the show.
It is actually better than the entire episode
Love how leslie starts off being super annoyed to then criticizing the plot LMAO
I agreed with her point that the female characters were very under-written.
And how leslie knows who tony stark is.. lol.
@@kongdoo1226 Well I mean obviously.. We all know Tony Stark is the best rapper in the Wu-Tang
Children are not gonna like it!
@@azhari7968 but Wu-tang is for the children.
The fact that Chris Pratt and Patton Oswald are now in the MCU is just gold lol
Who does Patton Oswalt play?
@@sethhawkins4152 some troll named Pip, he appeared at the end of eternals
@@sethhawkins4152 Hulu MODOK
@@sethhawkins4152He actually plays an Agent of Shield in the series of the same name
Lmao, y'all correct! He should be a Kang variant as well imo
Chris Pratt left the room as Andy and came back in as Star-lord.
underrated comment
Haha well if this went through he would be star lord in said movie haha
That never happened...You Tricked Me!!!
Aubrey Plaza returned as Lenny.
I was waiting or him to bring up GotG
imagine being an extra in the crowd behind him during this.
I would get fired for laughing
I would listen to the whole thing that sounds epic
I'd be into the story
The guy in the blue blazer on the left is taking it really seriously. He is shocked by the chewbacca thing.
No way I could hold my laughter in.
They had all this on a silver platter and still they went with "somehow Palpatine returned"
To be fair, in the old post original trilogy novels, Palpatine did return, using the cloning the technology from the clone wars to attempt immortality. You see this being developed in the Filoni and Favreau work in scenes from the Bad Batch or Obi-Wan. I think it could make for a decent plot arc, if it was planned well from the beginning by people who seem to have actually watched Star Wars and care about it. I agree though, this silly rant was really way better than the last three "non-star wars" movies that actually got made.
I always thought it made no sense for Palpatine to die so easily. The idea that he lurked in the background with a very long term plan for the future is not far fetched at all. And I don't understand why people are so dismissive of his return as a clone seeing as Star Wars has invested in the whole clone idea since New Hope. It would be remarkable if Palpatine DIDN'T get cloned.
I was always of the opinion ever since Force Awakens that Snoak and Rey should've been "failed" clones of Palpatine and Anakin respectively. Have the nod to Legends where the goal was for Palpatine to possess a clone of himself/Anakin. Since Rey would be a clone of Anakin, she could be considered the chosen one be the one to bring balance to the force (again).
I agree.
But they used it all. It’s how the book of boba fett opens
If Ben was there in the room, this could’ve been the whole episode and I would’ve love to see it.
Game of Thrones?
The whole time I was hoping it would pan back to the council seats and Ben would be the only person left in the room, listening and interested.
Edit: Dang next comment below yours was exactly this.
My sentiments exactly
Theyd just riff off each other and argue and it'd be great =P
Best Bottle Episode ever.
Was this actually one whole take? That's insane dude, this guy's amazing
Plot twist- this is just the actor reading out his fanfiction
This is improv
It absolutely is one take, patton is a genius. And a huge nerd.
patton is a live performer so this is sort of his act
He played 5 characters in Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
I can’t believe Remy, rat chef extraordinaire, predicted the future of the MCU and the Star Wars franchise in 2013
He nailed the time ribbon.
What...he's...no way...he is remy...
(I love that movie)
It was a Disney film so insider intel
This will be out link from the Pixar universe to the star wars universe
Plot twist Remy is the rat in avengers
I died at 'The female part is a little underwritten so far' 🤣🤣🤣
Cut to: "Something, something. Acolyte?"
"Avengers: Endgame is the most ambitious crossover ever."
Patton: "Hold my beer."
Joel Parisi Patton Oswalt:Hold my Trump hating tweets and Jack Russell Terrier
My brain:" But that's not how the Reality Stone works, though. And the Infinity Gauntlet only works in its own universe."
Me:"Shaddup. This is Gold!"
@@k_tess the force willed it or something.
@@k_tess Well if Star Wars really did happen a long time ago, in a galaxy far away, it's still our universe (assuming again that the MCU universe is also "our universe"), just needs the time and space stones to get there ;p.
No joke In the episode he adds another joke after this rant, he says Darth Vader kills Hannibal Lector. I know he's jooking but I would not be suprised at all if Disney gets the rights to Hannibal Lector
1:23 - Literally word for word on what happened in the Book of Boba Fett’s opening. Jon Favreau definitely did this on purpose. 😂
It's like He & Rodriguez saw this and said: "Hey, We Can Write It Down & Film Exactly What He Said!"
i came back to this video to draw more attention to this 😭
Bear in mind Jon Favreau is also *in the MCU* so he could just keep running with this plot proposal into minute 4.
I mean... pretty much every portrayal of Boba Fett escaping the sarlacc is like that
Its based on the comics and books.
Oh my God. "The Mandalorian" did it. He was right. Those maniacs did it.
Actually Bobba Fett surviving the sarlac was cannon in the original expanded universe as well
Wow, and just like that I am done with that show.
@@bearcommando8519 Bye Felicia.
YES
Mandalorian is dope
Patton is incredible, not breaking a one take scene like this is next level skill.
You should absolutely hear his special “Tragedy Plus Comedy Equals time.” He’s an incredible comedian writer, and you’ll understand how he did this after you see that.
@@sqaure4175 Also he did a great job as Vicini in The Princess Bride at Home movie.
Someone should do a cartoon of what he’s saying with his narration
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@@williamlydon2554 Incredible
@@williamlydon2554 The magic of the Internet.
@@williamlydon2554 Bless you
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"We see Thanos!"
Councilman Jamm: "Come on!"
Jamm then leaves but stays in the corner of the door lol
space jammed
Little did Patton Oswald know he was speaking in front of Starlord right then and there
Huh, damn
Who?
Ant-Man might have been listening as well!
"Who?"
YES... but at the time STARLORD was second... NO... third tier. (not anymore).
Let's not disregard Amy Poehler's improv skills here, too. She added INCREDIBLE reactions
“The female part is a little underwritten so far” 😂
Amy Poehler? I know who that is. That's the first name I recognize.
@@OnCinemaAtTheCinema An improv boss.
That's where I laughed, especially when she got exasperated, oh and the disagreeing with his franchise vision. 😀 She's very good.
No she didn't. She did her job; it wasn't incredible.
No edit, no cuts, entirely raw footage - truly a filibuster of our time
What doesn't get enough recognition is how perfectly Poehler plays along with the improv.
She was trained in improv and perfectly understands the "yes and" required for this scene. It's brilliant, I agree.
I know who that is! That’s the first person I recogonized
@@cf-4233 Founding member of The Upright Citizens Brigade.
@@Duzz14I DON’T RECOGNIZE THE CHAIR! from Patton was the perfect response
Is it just me or has Disney slowly been buying all of these properties up since this speech? They are definitely on a mission to make this happen
Harrison DeWitt Star Wars Episode X: Infinity Crusade😂
Anonymous Account That’s...actually a really good title!
@@kevinyo1169 that's because it is. It's the third arc after Infinity Gauntlet and Infinity War.
Anonymous Account Star Wars episode X... men Infinity War.... OF THE WORLDS.... Godzilla vs Kong vs Khan vs Hilter vs Mike Tyson XIV!!!
I swear if it happens I will lose it
lost it at Leslie shouting "no way, kids aren't gonna like this!!!!"
Here I am, post Infinity War....and this was scary incredible... He nailed every scene, especially when Boba Fett fights the Guardians of the Galaxy.
Alex Christian spoiler..
Lol
time ribbon
Hey the Mandilorian hasn’t been released yet. It could happen.
6:58 Well, Star Lord is in this scene, although briefly :D
This was SEVEN years ago. Think about how much stuff he touched on that we've seen in one form or another?!?! Also....THANK YOU MANDOLORIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boba wasn't mandelorian so why you thanking something that can't even register your comment? Why not thank Oswalt
@@ColemanGriffithsoh yea? I hope they give him some character development. I loved him as a kid, but knowing he had 7 lines in the movies and one of them was ahh, I feel let down, would be cool to get an official canon Boba story that tells us where Boba and Jango got their suits from.
Whe you asked us to think about how much stuff he touched I got really scared and wondered if he had covid did he touch something g before I touched it. I can't get sick ...
@@jamesmeppler6375 boba fett is getting his own show “book of boba” coming soon at December this year I believe
@@jkbjkb1178 interesting, I almost wish it was a comedy. With Boba fetts movie, it might be ok. But some things like Yoda should always be a mystery
This was completely improvised in one take by Patton Oswalt. There was no script. He was just told to talk about something. He chose Star Wars and just rolled with it.
Looks like someone read the text at the start of the video we are literally watching right now
@@SixShooterMM Sometimes, when we share a video to our family and friends through social media, it has to be linked with a comment. I'm sorry that you have no family or friends. That must be rough. /hugs
@@MarvRoberts wow I really pissed you off with that. Sorry you can’t take a joke without bursting a blood vessel
@@SixShooterMM Nah, I thought it was funny. My humor doesn't translate that well through text. I'm a sarcastic sob. It made me happy that you replied to my comment. I would bro-hug you if I could. /virtual bro hug
@@SixShooterMM Damn, I skipped over that lol
Can we talk about how impressive it is that he made it eight whole minutes before he finally broke character? Bravo
No we can't. Sorry!
The secret is he's not in character at all in this scene, I believe Patton Oswalt feels this strongly about his Star Wars/Marvel crossover.
I’ve met him at a comic con and I’m a huge Star wars fan. This is just straight how he feels and he was right for a lot of it crazy enough
"Tony stark realizes, I do not recognize the chair" lmao this was gold.
I just noticed, @ 7:20, Councilman Jamm stops dead in his tracks when he hears about Lando and Leia. You can see him listening around the corner while everyone else leaves.
Leslie escorting ppl out the room 🤣🤣🤣
Chris Pratt sneakily leaving is a whole lot funnier now than it was before.
I wonder if he knew he was going to kinda be involved in this back then.
@@sminthian If this was made in 2013 than proably because gog came out in 2014 and it was filmed in 2013
@@sminthian yeah they make fun of how Andy all of a sudden got skinny at the beginning of season 5 (I think, it's been some time since I've rewatched it) and that was a direct jab because he was already filming that role by that point
Where at?
@@PTGamingCorps 😂😂😂 yeah I think its Ron who asks him when they go to D.C.
6:56 Chris Pratt leaving the room to call his agent about getting him a lead role in guardians of the galaxy franchise
On paper this sounds like a terrible idea but Patton Oswalt makes it sound super easy barely an inconvenience
Patton Oswalt Ideas are tight!
Alfredo Speaks i understood that reference
It's 'Cash-Ick' or 'Cas-shieek'
Wow wow wow wow wow
Looks like you’re all stealing catchphrases whoops..... whoopise.....
This movie would be twelve hours long and cost a hundred billion dollars to make.
I would sit there for the 12 hours
And better than the 3 sequels combined
They could make a series out of it. Hell its definitely possible considering their doing that with the Snyder Cut
And no one would complain
Worth it
Jam’s “Come on” when Patton mentions Thanos is so underrated
And Leslie saying "thats the first one I know..." when he mentions RDJr is what my wife would say. Hahahah
It wouldn't be half as funny without those perfectly timed interruptions
And I love how Leslie gets pissed there’s not enough female characters, it’s funny and works perfectly with her character
Talk about a fan. Can we all please acknowledge Patton's knowledge of both Disney and Star Wars and how he not only knew enough about both to name drop characters, vehicles and writers, but made ACTUAL predictions for how to move both franchises forward.
Things he got right:
Luke training padawans
Han and leia separated
Thanos getting all the stones (he left out soul stone but we can let it slide)
Tony stark trying to assemble the avengers
Space battle
Xmen go to space
Not bad for a 8-min filibuster! 👏
Dont forget boba
And the the time ribbon
He got it all right, it's the movies that are wrong
Also Chewbacca death fakeout
And Tony finding Spiderman
I love how Starlord is the first one to walk out.
He went to audition for marvel bc of this
Patton is also in the MCU, as multiple characters. What if this is the speech that got him in 🤯?!
Who?
vasyan123 Andy aka Chris Pratt aka star lord from guardians of the galaxy
MaryEllen Brown wooosh it’s a joke from guardians of the galaxy
"Time ribbon" is exactly what Tony Stark made in Endgame.........
That's time mobius strip to you good sir...ok time ribbon...
@@ledzeppelin4892000 Your criticism was accurate. A Mobius loop is very not a ribbon.
David Rodriguez you are right smartass, it’s a ribon loop with a twist. Happy?
6:19 Sounds similar to Captain Marvels entrance during the war.
@@aaronsmolyar2691 Are you really that dumb?
Shoutout to the redhead extra. The choice for her to fall asleep and then wake up at the severed head part of the filibuster was great 👌
Disney's greatest mistake was not using Oswalt's script
This segment shows that parks and rec knew star wars more then Disney lol
Lol, I'd prefer this movie.
The part with boba crawling out of the sarlac pit might be shown in the Mandalorian
I mean they kind of did, Chewie fake out death, bringing Spider-man in, Moon Knight is coming to Disney+.
Agreed
The extras behind him deserve an Oscar for not breaking this entire time
One of them is giggling like crazy
One of the guys in the left seems interested and engaged
Patton Oswalt: *Talks for 8 minutes straight*
The cameraman’s shoulder: *help*
hehe..NAW...they have camera mounts.
No the camera man was praising the inventor of steady cams lol...I forget the dudes name but he worked on the Shining haha
Correction: The cameraman's shoulder: Please don't stop
@@ShockerTopper The first steady cam was used in Rocky 2 right?
@Mofasserarafat
It was used in the first rocky movie. On the DVD there is a featurette about Rocky’s run up the steps and I believe,if I remember correctly, they had made an attempt without the steadycam, and it didn’t look good at all. I don’t know, it’s Been a few years since I watched it.
He laid out this beautiful story, and we got what we got? This was gold.
This is seriously one of the most impressive improvisational tangents I've ever seen. I can't believe Oswalt pulled that off, even as talented as he is, because that is some seriously superhuman stuff. The man is a massive Stephen King fan, part of me wishes he could have kept going two more minutes until he revealed that Thanos and the Empire were in league with Pennywise, Randall Flagg, and we were probably minutes away from getting Shredder and Krang in there, too. Hahaha the man's a gifted, gifted person. This has made me laugh for years, and I barely understood half his references at the time.
The thought of Randall Flagg and Pennywise teaming up is scary
@@jakeseaster5329 Considering how Flagg ended, I don't see him becoming BFFs with a giant spider.
Troy Blackford Its Patton Oswalt though. This is his life. He’s been a Star Wars fan longer than he’s been an actor.
hes been holding this in for a while he's just unloading EVERYTHING 😂😂
Roland the Gunslinger is the Jedi of his own universe - that fits too.
Anyone else notice Jamm in the background leaving but staying when he starts talking about affairs
I know XD I was kinda expecting Andy to stay, but Jamm being so interested in the fictional affair, that he would stay and listen to the filibuster is even better
Just noticed that. He is so interested
Thank you for pointing this out haha Jamm is one of my favorite cringe characters from tv, similar to the McBoyle family on Its Always Sunny lol
Thank you, sir. You just somehow made this scene even funnier for me.
@@MrGruzefix of course Andy left, he didn't mention Guardians of the Galaxy :(
He finally got his dream of Boba Fett surviving the sarlac pit.
And he predicted the double sunset lol
Bobba fett survived the sarlac pit in the original expanded universe too...
The Mandalorian is goated...
Boba survived in the original, too. Tales of the Bounty Hunters has it.
@@KevinMacku thank you i couldn’t remember the specific name.
Love that the dude in the sweater on the left seems genuinely into it about halfway through. Can see him smiling by the end of it.
I like how it started with a pitch that actually sounds like a decent Star Wars movie (Boba's return; Luke seeming conflicted about how to rebuild the order without repeating it's mistakes); and then Thanos shows up.
😂😂😂
Before Thanos I really want to see Patton's movie
Well I agree but here is a thought, what if Disney with all the assets they own choose to make a massive cash grab film, it merged star wars, marvel, Disney, Pixar, fox news, and ABC news all into one film. They could do this by having the fabric of all worlds be destroyed merging everything together, having everyone need to work together to restore the force and multiverse of their own universe. We could see tucker Carlson team up with elsa, woody, anakin, and Tony stark all work together to fix the fabric of time and space.
@@wavelinkco It'd be Space Jam 2; but Disney properties.
@@frick_____you yeah, I never said it would be a good film, it would be an absolute embarrassment to George Lucas and Stan Lee. I just think it is a cash grab that they would do if there company suffered massive profit loss which will not happen for a very long time.
Alternate title:
The rat from "Ratatouille" explains phase 4 of the MCU
Or Max from Pets 2
His name is REMY let’s show some respect
Dude 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is the best information I got today!
that would be insulting
Every now and then I like to rewatch this and try to decipher which details were purely for comedy and which were with genuine hope in his heart.
Love this 😆 ❤️
Everything before thanos was his own ideas
The Chewbacca spider body has to be never canon
@@ashlandwithouttheshd imagine chewie with the iron spider suit
Master Jedi Luke in the movies was pure genuine hope
Patton Oswalt is the most British-looking American I’ve ever seen. I’m not sure if that makes sense to anyone
No I feel you. I didn't know I knew that until you said it, but I know.
Because of Martin Freeman in Sherlock...
It probably just means that he had heavy British blood in his DNA
Well, I mean, America is part of British history...
Merick Brother History started in 1776, everything else before that was a mistake - Ron Swanson
Every time I rewatch this I’m impressed by the extras’ ability to keep straight faces.
Not hard when you have no idea what he is talking about. None of those women know anything about Star Wars or the MCU so they just here rambling and names of people they never heard of.
@@Legendary-zh9hd Oh, yeah, because no woman (specifically women?) would ever have any basic knowledge of Star Wars or the MCU. Ya know, just the two most famous franchises ever. That would be crazy!
@@Legendary-zh9hd or, instead of trying to make it a "women can't be nerds" thing, what is actually the reason is that no extra wants to be responsible for messing up a take, especially a long and unscripted take like this one. If an extra ruins a take, they could get blacklisted by whatever casting company hired the background actors, and then it's that much harder to get consistent work.
@@Legendary-zh9hdyea, there’s no way someone as idiotic as a “woman” can possibly know anything about an almost 50 year old franchise thats permeated nearly every facet of pop culture since its release.
What’s next? A woman knowing “ford” is a brand of car? Cmon, get real… if its not a cooking appliance or a washing machine then their only hope is to act like they know anything and gawk at a man’s knowledge while they think about what their going to cook that night or about the next time, or potentially the last time, they’ve menstruated.
I feel like a nerd for knowing exactly what he's talking about
I love you for it though
thanks pal, feel proud of it
Every small detail, I understood it all
@@beatlemnkyhuman exactly it's like, everything he talks about, I have knowledge about it
a nerd? really? star wars and marvel superheroes are mainstream. hardly any of the things he said were subtle details that you would only know by reading comics and lore.
The "audience" in this room are superb actors in that they did not even crack a smile during this (maybe with one exception).
I hear you, although I watched for reactions from the extras ... and evaluating what type of natural changes in body language or facial expressions would remain true to the scene. A youngish lady yawns twice and lowers her head, an older woman behind Patton’s right shoulder seems bemused and the very tall man (front row, left) smiles slightly. I suspect their direction was to stay still, but to react very undemonstratively (yawning, etc.) if they could not. Hell of a performance by P.O. though.
@@chasbodaniels1744 Good to know I wasn't the only person who was completely fixated on the people in the background
Having done background work with improvised acting this is not easy to keep it together. Well done.
Because they were flabbergasted by his filibuster. He was on a tangent and they were probably trying to keep up.
Honestly I think most were actually listen and following along. Some of their reactions seem genuine
Jamms “oh cmon” after the thanos introduction gets me every time
Sounds like Chris Pratt said it
2:34 for anyone looking for this
@@phillyskyguy9535 no that was Jamm, I'm pretty sure Andy wasn't even in the room
@@cleverusername9369Andy is there. He’s the first to walk out 6:59. But I agree, it sounds like Jamm said it. Especially since that’s a character line of is
It’s Jamm actually getting curious and staying behind to listen that gets me the most. I hope after the meeting he hits him up and asks what happens next.
I just noticed him hanging back, so funny 😅
Only Patton Oswalt could pull this off so brilliantly.
I love how he literally spoke so much of this into existence even moonknight
And daredevil 🤣🤣
Even Wolverine’s daughter
Even Hercules and the Greek gods now.
You do realize these shows and the movies are based off the comic books right ?
@@Scheboygan8767 yes but there’s literally a MILLION comic characters, and every single one he named is now in the thing
The fact that he improvised most of that is amazing
You really think he’d never considered this previously?
@@emilysmith2965 I don't think they were saying that.
Im pretty sure its all improvised. Lol and yes i do think he thought about it before. He talks about it in his stand up too.
@@sillymilly311 i think it was a bit of his comedy routine. i've seen him do it basically word for word in other places
It's been my understanding for years that this was Pattons own fan fiction
Loving the obviously improvised walk out initiated by Chris Pratt starting then the rest walking out.
And the ingenious camera work that kept trying to zoom in when they noticed the extras behind cracking up but there was a moment where they gave up and just let it happen.
This is amazing.
Patton, drawing from decades upon decades of nerddom where all of his comic book reading and movie watching has lead up this most critical moment in history that only he could be suited for, and absolutely demolishing this scene with his improv... is my goddamn spirit animal.
I think all that had come out so far at the time of this episode were three Iron Man movies, Captain America, Thor and the first Avengers movie. So the scope of what Marvel would do over the next 7-8 years was not even fully comprehensible even to super comics nerds. So he's doing this speech as a bit, going way way over the top, and looking back, it's all stuff that seems relatively plausible now, at least in terms of the size and outrageousness of the crossovers.
@@terracottapie as a star wars and mcu fan, i watched this later on after the show (maybe a year or 2 ago), Its funny how accurate some of his over the top ideas were for that time... its a great time to be a nerd
@@DeRockMedia now the opening to Book of Boba Fett he described 8 years ago lol
@@abd2112 right? ppl were assuming that the opening to BoBF with the hand was purely inspired by pattons speech...i like to think this so as well.
I like how Leslie is not upset about this waste of time, but that she has issues with the writing...
so in character lol
Every RUclipsr trying to get their video to 10 min
What happens at ten minutes? ...asking for a friend
@@notmyrealname8799 You can put midtoll ads in
@@dontunder2005 Ah! Funny those are the reason I avoid youtube lol
@@notmyrealname8799 I think youtube also is more likely to recommend 10+ minute videos. It pleases the RUclips algorithms
@IgneousPrime- Hahahaha! ;'D
Patton Oswalt literally invented the MCU as a throwaway gag, and did a better job, goddamn. What a legend.
I love how Jamm seemed genuinely interested in the plot.
I clocked that too, when he lingered at the door? He knew he was witnessing greatness
Important to notes, he does this the moment that Patton mentions the affair between Leia and Lando
The Lando/Leia revelation really intrigued him .... and me!
I just love how the majority of the extras kept a straight face.
About half of them go at least once at some point throughout. xD
I liked how at the beginning of the rant they all look bored but a few minutes in they're all riveted and can't take their eyes off the small rotund rambling man.
The lady in the front row with the brown suit is amazing, how she manages to "fall asleep" at the end is beyond me
It's Pawnee. Anywhere else this would be insane.
Idk if these extras would even know what he's talking about 9 years ago.
I don't remember if the whole multiverse gimmick was introduced in marvel movies back then.
I don't blame Starlord for leaving. He left the Guardians out of the script.
I’ve watched this dozens of times and it’s brilliant. He did make at least one mistake though. He mentions the X-Men flying in the Quinjet, which was the Avengers’ aircraft. The X-Men’s aircraft was the Blackbird. I have no doubt he knows the difference, but considering he did this on the spot, he is forgiven.
Unforgiven. I smashed my laptop in a fit of rage when he made this error.
Yea he couldn't take it back once he said it, had to roll with it
Also saying that the Reality Stone allows Thanos to jump across realities
Patton Oswalt is a gift and a treasure. I hope he gets to play a major character in the Star Wars universe one of these days, he deserves it.
DecoyDamsel No, disney doesn’t deserve this legend
Since this, he was given voices for Big Hero 6 the series, Uncle Ben in a short Spiderman animated series, and the staring role in a series called M.O.D.O.K.
He did have a big part in Agents of SHIELD.
^ this
BaneZH He did play a role in Disney’s Kim possible movie
“TONY STARK--TONY STAAARK!”
“I KNOW WHO THAT IS THAT’S THE FIRST PERSON I’VE KNOWN!”
This movie would be horrifying and brilliant and terrible and wonderful
Still better than the actual sequel trilogy. Oops.
6:23 you can hear “robot chewie” clearly in the background when he’s saying “What we think is going to come in” 😹😹😹
I never noticed that. Ha.
this was the funniest part of the whole video to me. The actor that played Jamm is hilarious
I love how that guy in the light grey sweater in the first row is having a blast.
Just look at him. He has a huge smirk on his face in every shot.
That would be me
He kept ruining it by looking at the crew.
You can tell that some of the extras are trying not to laugh.
It's funny to see how many of them have their hand over their mouth to hide their laughing.
What's funnier to me is all the extras over 50 sneaking glances like, "The hell is he talking about?"
True, but it still works because real people at such a meeting would also do that. It’s like a scene when a character starts yelling in a restaurant, you would want some extras to look over and maybe even smile point/ gossiping about it :)
and some of them look really bored lol, but I wish they left like one person that would still be interested at the end.
It would have been more realistic if some of them had laughed.
Notice Chris Pratt walks out first. He went to sign his contract with Marvel so if they make this movie he's in it!
Every one of the extras in this scene deserves an Oscar for not breaking.
I love that Chris Pratt is the very first person to come back in the room at the very end. :)
He was taking notes for his future job.
Patton Oswalt is also in the marvel universe, granted as a secondary character in agents of shield
Dylan MacKinnon multiple secondary characters at that
Haha true
"Sumbitch knows too much..."
This hits different after Mandalorian season 2 episode 1...
literally!
Haven't seen it yet, but I'm grateful for this comment. I will pay attention
@@DejanNiquen I'm glad I'm not the only one who came back to this video after seeing boba fett
Why? Boba isn't mandelorian
@@ThespianPrince13 sadly Disney, the now Canon cartoon show clone wars Obi-wan meets with mandelorians and the mandilorians say neither Jango nor Boba are mandelorian, and how they have no idea how Boba or Jango got mandilorian armor
No one’s gonna mention how Starlord himself just walks out 😂😂
Bwahaha! Yes!
I thought his name was Andy?
@@solidsalt3412 same actor plays Starlord in the MCU
Its like poetry, it rhymes
He wasn't mentioned here, after all xD
Love the extra with the light blue pullover in the first row just barely holding it together AND the guy in the suit next to him looks like he is just genuinely interested in what’s gonna happen next in the story
I just love that she was actually addressing things he said. Also, point of order: he mispronounced Kashyyyk.
and he mispronounced coruscant
It's 'Cash-Ick'or 'Cas-shieek'
'Cor-u-sant' or 'Core-ah-sant'
Watching this in 2019. Really surprised how well it holds up ...
Yeah he predicted "Logan" & the time ribbon aka "Mobius Strip" from endgame. He literally predicted how all of the avengers would be saved
Did he predict them or did they watch this?
Better than The Last Jedi...by like a parsec.
2020...getting me thru the pandemic.
D P He acted for Disney a lot, he probably helped the screen writers
"-and drops Chewbaccas severed head onto the floor-" broke so many of the extras in the background and it's hilarious to watch them try and play it off
Is it weird that Leslie's interjections made me laugh the hardest?
I love whenever Leslie says something he just repeats himself louder
and we don't even see her face! That's what made me laugh hahah!
The red headed lady in the front row of the background isn't face-palming because of the filibuster, she's face-palming because Patton Oswalt's character insinuated that Moon Knight is a first tier Marvel character.
Grace Mason insinuated? More like blasphemously stated as fact
Same with Daredevil
Give him a movie or a show and he will be. That's seems to be how it works now.
@@myztik5716 Do you not know who Daredevil is?
Blocked and reported
He cited the Pawnee law that says women can be fined for interrupting a man! lmao
Pie in the face!
That should totally be a real law.
@Emily Moss lmao
Jeremy Trudell
Lol misogyny is sooo funny. You’re hilarious. Super original. 🙄
Jeremy Trudell sir, I mean this entirely, what the hell is wrong with you
Props to these extras for keeping it together for one of the weirdest days at work in their lives