I love this. It would make a hilarious show. It’s like she got the powers from something that told her to use them for evil and she was just such a nice girl she’s trying her best to do that
Funnily enough, in my stack of script ideas I've got one that's something along those lines: Snow White inherits the Evil Queen's magic mirror (the listener) and learns, alas! Running a kingdom isn't all singing at birds and scrubbing floors.
I can totally imagine that the queen is nothing more than a figurehead. The chancellor pulls all the strings; talking with the queen is little more than an amusement and a formality. Meanwhile, the queen is going through her "evil tyrant" phase in a padded cell, er, royal bedroom.
This is one of my new favourite villains, maybe ever 😂 I love that her EEEEEVIL pie spell actually makes a “Wah Wah Wah Wahhhhh” sound, not to mention all the suspense sounds every time she says something dramatically “EEEEEEVIL”
I love the “big dramatic voice” you use for some of your characters.When they’re acting dorky they are the only ones that don’t realize it it’s hilarious keep up the great work Vel :)
-i just like to imagine the chancellor having a monotoned reaction (like the bored sounding voice and all) while the evil lady is discussing all this, just makes it more funny for me ^-^ -i think the evil lady is more of a dophismurz kind of evil more than anything
This has quickly become one of my favorite scripts. This lady is so terrible at being evil that her attempts at being evil that her attempts at villainy help people. I especially love the hammy performance and the sound effects.
This Queen is such a dork that she’s more likely going to just inconvenience people or indirectly help them rather than actually harm them. And that’s adorable.
I like to think our character could be way more evil than the queen but finds her antics funny and adorable so just gives fake evil plans to see how she reacts
Heyo script author here! That's pretty much canon and she kinda knows it on some level but the vizier does all her paperwork and every minute she spends on paperwork is a minute she isn't doing EVIL
Ah, yes, maybe she can evily allow me to marry my favorite senator and be a Jedi master! That way I can do evil things, like implementing clone retirement plans and CIS droid rehabilitation!
“Look Pim I know it’s our job to help this Queen and everything but I think this Queens a lost cause she’s clearly made up her mind so let’s just cut our losses and get out of here”
I like to imagine a huge castle, with black stone walls and spikes everywhere, atop the greenest hill of the most prosperous kingdom. This whole thing... it melts my heart
Well darn, now my actual dream girl has been made. Truly this most evil of Evil Queens is an evil one indeed and that somehow makes me feel bubbly. As your Royal Evil Vizier I shall follow you to the most evil ends of the land and beyond. May all who oppose your evil might be turned into weevils and weasels and may all the orphans be adopted into loving families! LONG LIVE OUR EVIL QUEEN!!! MAY HER EVIL BEAUTY SPREAD LIKE AN EVIL VIRUS ACROSS THE LAND!!! EEEEEEEEVVVVVVIIIIIIL!!!
This feels like the chancellor is a retired villain guiding the queen along and giving just enough effort to keep her from actually doing anything harmful to the listener's retirement package.
Fun fact: Crows are actually nice birds. They're very affectionate too. They just get a bad rap like pitbulls. If you want an evil animal, theres dolphins and chihuahuas.
Oh it's not often I get excited for an audio these days but this I'm actually pretty excited for this one. Seems like a funny and cute concept and that it's VV doing it? Its HAS to be great! Edit: Oh a minute in and this is so good! SO worth the wait! VV, this is so good. The script is great and the execution is so bloody good I can literally see an animation of this character in my head. It's top quality acting. *chef's kiss*
If the good queen is 5'2 without heels and evil queen still doesn't reach her shoulders, she must be like 4'5 or shorter ever. She's a dwarf, basically a gnome!
Absolutely top tier voice acting I’ve ever had the pleasure of hearing! That evil laugh at (2:14) was ~chefs kiss~ beautiful! It sounded like a genuine laugh and completely took me off guard at how well it sounded (if that makes sense?)
Ah yes, broccoli and curfews, brilliant, my queen! Next you should institute universal health care so that all your subjects will be able to live longer under your delightfully *evil* rule, mwahahahaha!
I just love the over the top hammy voice you did for this. And the Evil Queen doing a bad job at being... umm, bad (but don't tell her that lest I get more than just cat ears) brings me much amusement. Awesome job!
I just listened to this and now I wanna draw a scene wherein the listener (Cat ears and all) is just standing next to the queen while she does her evil laugh
With such a brilliant performance and a wonderful script, how could I not LOVE this! ❤ ❤ ❤ I really enjoyed listening to this, it took me away to a world where people don’t know what evil is, and are really bad at being bad!
@@VanillaVelvetAudio no problem 👍 I've got a suggestion for a future video. Can you do "Evil Genius blows the house down"? Basically you're the same evil genius from this RP but with superpowers. You come across a house which you want to take as your new lair but the owner refuses. This enrages you so you decide to blow the house down as punishment. You then spend the rest of the video blowing on the house (mic) and taunting your strength to the inhabitant of the house between breaths. At the end of the video you take a last deep breath in and blow a long breath out which finally destroys the house, leaving you satisfied with your evil work. Let me know if you like this idea 👍 Keep up the great stuff
@@chrisleyhe9039 "This was cleverly orchestrated by the both of them. Be certain of that. Why do you think they were both dorky evil queens?" Get a load of this guy, Junie, thinking we aren't just idiots who forgot to check in with each other about which scripts we were doing in September. 🤣
VV plotting evil deeds such as how she's gonna put her milk before the cereal, or how she's gonna have pineapples on her pizza. Yes I am well aware I have declared war with this comment come fight me
I love how they don’t have the budget to make 2 fortresses, meaning they don’t have enough money to pay people to do it, meaning the evil queen still pays the people that work for her rather than enslave them😭
I looked up what a vizier is and essentially it’s like just a king role but you just sorta take orders form such monarch but yea there for making it easier for us the new vizier to better improve the kingdom
I'm not done listening yet, but I had to pause and type this. Where on God's green earth is the valley with thirty or so gorgeous cat girl villagers? I NEEEEED TO KNOW.
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*Kidnapped and Held Captive by a Dorky Evil Queen* ruclips.net/video/833Riz-L-Zg/видео.html
Compulsory Education!?!?!
Queen: SIMALAR TO THE UNITED STATES EDUCATION
ME: OH NO THAT IS EVIL!
The queen is apparently manufacturing cat girls in the local village.
*Truly an evil scheme. Her maliciousness knows no bounds.*
I love how she seems like she’s either very bad at her job and doesn’t realize it or is secretly a giant sweetheart and just doesn’t want to show it.
I know right
shes a tsundere good person
Oh god. She's doctor doofenshmirtz mix with yzma.
@@graetestfanever1 I was about to say just like Dr. Doof
I love her. She’s this combination of dorky, naive and over the top. And the voice you gave her? PERFECT.
Thank you! The script was so darn cute, I'm proud to have performed it.
This’ll be fun and enjoyable. She might say she’s evil but she’s secretly a sweetheart and just doesn’t want to show it.
I ADMIT NOTHING! *smoke bomb, runs away*
@@VanillaVelvetAudio don’t deny the adorableness >:3 😂😂
Here's the thing Tho.
I am truly evil I steal all cheese.
I bet she just pretends to be evil because she finds it fun
How dare you slander our Evil Queen’s bad name! May you be stricken with cat ears!
Chancellor: She's a bit confused but she got the spirit
I love this. It would make a hilarious show. It’s like she got the powers from something that told her to use them for evil and she was just such a nice girl she’s trying her best to do that
And now it's so entertained it's giggling and no longer cares if she's evil
Funnily enough, in my stack of script ideas I've got one that's something along those lines: Snow White inherits the Evil Queen's magic mirror (the listener) and learns, alas! Running a kingdom isn't all singing at birds and scrubbing floors.
@@VanillaVelvetAudio
Ah, she can do it. She's the fairest in the land after all
I can totally imagine that the queen is nothing more than a figurehead.
The chancellor pulls all the strings; talking with the queen is little more than an amusement and a formality.
Meanwhile, the queen is going through her "evil tyrant" phase in a padded cell, er, royal bedroom.
She's so villainously, dorkishly evil she looped around to being good and I love it
This is one of my new favourite villains, maybe ever 😂 I love that her EEEEEVIL pie spell actually makes a “Wah Wah Wah Wahhhhh” sound, not to mention all the suspense sounds every time she says something dramatically “EEEEEEVIL”
Ha, you show me the top and I'll find my way over it. I'm glad you enjoyed it!
What an EEEEEEVIL statement!
I love the “big dramatic voice” you use for some of your characters.When they’re acting dorky they are the only ones that don’t realize it it’s hilarious keep up the great work Vel :)
Thank you! I think I can safely say after this audio there is no more scenery left in the world, for I have chewed it all.
Ah, finally! A truly villainous leader! The goblin horde will do our best to do our worst, yes yes!
Eeeexcellent. 😈
-i just like to imagine the chancellor having a monotoned reaction (like the bored sounding voice and all) while the evil lady is discussing all this, just makes it more funny for me ^-^
-i think the evil lady is more of a dophismurz kind of evil more than anything
Awesome work!
Her being frustrated over the orc's and the old woman was so good.
Thank you! That part of the script is adorable, I agree! Alas, I can't take credit for it, as that would be too eeeeevil.
*Hey, don't underestimate how evil a Thursday can be.*
Yeah it’s deliberately in the way of Friday, it’s basically Monday Jr. !!!
If we're being honest with my schedule Thursday is My monday
It cruelly holds the wonder of Friday just out of reach, taunting you
Chancellor is probably trying their hardest to not chuckle because man I can't hide it xd
I fully support Toldaag the Reasonables future endeavors, even if he does eat an old lady.
That’s very reasonable of you! I’m sure he’s appreciate it 😆
She looks like she's been awake for 5 days trying to defeat the power of friendship and keeps failing.
The way she says "evil" will always make me smile.
This has quickly become one of my favorite scripts. This lady is so terrible at being evil that her attempts at being evil that her attempts at villainy help people.
I especially love the hammy performance and the sound effects.
This Queen is such a dork that she’s more likely going to just inconvenience people or indirectly help them rather than actually harm them. And that’s adorable.
I like to think our character could be way more evil than the queen but finds her antics funny and adorable so just gives fake evil plans to see how she reacts
I love the idea that this chancellor was always a reformer and is now manipulating the "evil" queen to improve things. Ah, I mean, vizer.
Heyo script author here! That's pretty much canon and she kinda knows it on some level but the vizier does all her paperwork and every minute she spends on paperwork is a minute she isn't doing EVIL
That chancellor must have the best poker face to keep the kingdom happy while keeping the "evil" queen happy.
Ah, yes, maybe she can evily allow me to marry my favorite senator and be a Jedi master! That way I can do evil things, like implementing clone retirement plans and CIS droid rehabilitation!
For some reason, I can think of the listener having the same personality as Charlie from Smiling Friends.
“Look Pim I know it’s our job to help this Queen and everything but I think this Queens a lost cause she’s clearly made up her mind so let’s just cut our losses and get out of here”
Oh, absolutely
She's a little confused but she's got the spirit
that was actually your best theres no way you're just like that its insane how-
This ought to be fantastic. As much as I adore evil queens, I adore your "playing with the trope" videos even more. Can't wait to see it.
It took me wayyy too long to realize we're tricking her into doing good at the beginning.
This was done out Adorkably and A tier acting
Usually when you say its the thought that counts its meant to be a good thing, but I guess here we can all call her a menace.
I love these kind of character
That's why megamind is one of my favorite movies
This is one is definitly one of my favorites keep up the good work V
I like to imagine a huge castle, with black stone walls and spikes everywhere, atop the greenest hill of the most prosperous kingdom. This whole thing... it melts my heart
This would make an amazing movie about a dorky evil queen inevitably being good.
It's great that the kingdom has a queen as evil as her!!!
I like to think the listener’s name is just “Chance” but she won’t stop calling you “Chance-llor”.
Oh my god I love the sound effects lmao, I hope you do this character again
I swear if I was her Chancellor I wouldn’t be able to keep a straight face for even 0.000000000001 seconds when she talks.
I like her, she's fun. Here is a like and comment to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.
What’s an evil animal? “Tigers”
Crow! “That works too”
Well darn, now my actual dream girl has been made. Truly this most evil of Evil Queens is an evil one indeed and that somehow makes me feel bubbly.
As your Royal Evil Vizier I shall follow you to the most evil ends of the land and beyond. May all who oppose your evil might be turned into weevils and weasels and may all the orphans be adopted into loving families! LONG LIVE OUR EVIL QUEEN!!! MAY HER EVIL BEAUTY SPREAD LIKE AN EVIL VIRUS ACROSS THE LAND!!! EEEEEEEEVVVVVVIIIIIIL!!!
Ah yes, it's 'Evil' Queen Dorkothy, the Not Quite There Yet.
She one day aspires to become sovereign ruler of heck! Our lady of inadequate luminescence!
@@VanillaVelvetAudio Yes, your eh-minence.
This feels like the chancellor is a retired villain guiding the queen along and giving just enough effort to keep her from actually doing anything harmful to the listener's retirement package.
8:39 oh... is she a lawyer? I supposed that's appropriate...
A queen video? Too soon.
Just kidding, I’m so hyped and she’s adorable.
The Vizier: Oh No, I'm In Love With A Dork
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Fun fact: Crows are actually nice birds. They're very affectionate too. They just get a bad rap like pitbulls. If you want an evil animal, theres dolphins and chihuahuas.
Oh it's not often I get excited for an audio these days but this I'm actually pretty excited for this one. Seems like a funny and cute concept and that it's VV doing it? Its HAS to be great!
Edit: Oh a minute in and this is so good! SO worth the wait!
VV, this is so good. The script is great and the execution is so bloody good I can literally see an animation of this character in my head. It's top quality acting. *chef's kiss*
Once again I am absolutely blown away by your VA skills, this was SOOOO GOOD 🥰🥰 keep up the great work and have a nice day/night
You do the BEST evil Queen! You should attempt Mom from Futurama’s MOM Corp. Industries. You would nail it!
Haha thank you! That could be fun!
If the good queen is 5'2 without heels and evil queen still doesn't reach her shoulders, she must be like 4'5 or shorter ever. She's a dwarf, basically a gnome!
Threatening to turn me into a crow? Jokes on you, I’m into that shit!
Gasp, the most evil move of all: the Uno reverse.
Absolutely top tier voice acting I’ve ever had the pleasure of hearing! That evil laugh at (2:14) was ~chefs kiss~ beautiful! It sounded like a genuine laugh and completely took me off guard at how well it sounded (if that makes sense?)
Ah yes, broccoli and curfews, brilliant, my queen! Next you should institute universal health care so that all your subjects will be able to live longer under your delightfully *evil* rule, mwahahahaha!
Immensely looking forward to enjoying after work tomorrow! Definitely need it after my bet that there'd be no Zelda news today...proved mistaken.
Orphans ,”yep there’s gonna be a tax for that”
Props to the chancellor for somehow making the kingdom better once the evil queen took control
this sounds like they're gonna be such a fun characterrrrr
I just love the over the top hammy voice you did for this. And the Evil Queen doing a bad job at being... umm, bad (but don't tell her that lest I get more than just cat ears) brings me much amusement. Awesome job!
Oh ... "Caws" for alarm.
I just got that.
That's a good one, er, I mean, that's an evil one, your most maliciousfulness.
I do like me an evil Queen... Aww but she's just too cute.
She might have my head for that.
Much love from UK Vel!
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1:46 someone hasn't watched adventure time
i dont know why but everytime she says "EVIL" i immediately think of mermaid man 😭
I think the thumbnail art really helps paint a fun picture for videos, good work as always❤️🐛❤️
I just listened to this and now I wanna draw a scene wherein the listener (Cat ears and all) is just standing next to the queen while she does her evil laugh
With such a brilliant performance and a wonderful script, how could I not LOVE this! ❤ ❤ ❤
I really enjoyed listening to this, it took me away to a world where people don’t know what evil is, and are really bad at being bad!
I really love the adlibs and audio effects you used with this one lmao Hilarious, and really adds to it!
I wish I could like this audio twice
No one tell her that she's actually sweetheart, she's trying her best to be evil.
This is SUCH a gem
Good work Vizier! You're training her well ;D
EEEEEEEEEEEVILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Mermaidman never forget
o7
"Habeus Corpus" I lost it
It’s a great joke! I definitely giggled helplessly when reading it in Timeraft’s script.
This is so freakin’ adorable… I think this is my favorite villain of all time.
I don't know but this roleplay you made gave me the vibe of the game Lost In Random.
It was fantastic!!!
Brilliant!!!
I LOVE IT❤️
i could tell that she had fun recording this
this is the best laugh I had all day, thank you
I always look forward to these!
She's great!
This is awesome, hilarious and awesome! Acting is A+
I love your channel keep up the great stuff!!!
Thank you! I'll definitely do my best!
@@VanillaVelvetAudio no problem 👍 I've got a suggestion for a future video. Can you do "Evil Genius blows the house down"? Basically you're the same evil genius from this RP but with superpowers. You come across a house which you want to take as your new lair but the owner refuses. This enrages you so you decide to blow the house down as punishment. You then spend the rest of the video blowing on the house (mic) and taunting your strength to the inhabitant of the house between breaths. At the end of the video you take a last deep breath in and blow a long breath out which finally destroys the house, leaving you satisfied with your evil work. Let me know if you like this idea 👍 Keep up the great stuff
Guard: so are going to tell her
Listener: no are you crazy besides she has the cutest reactions to her"evil" schemes
This is where the fun begins
When your a villain at heart, but is cursed with a helpful attitude.
Well, the Queen is correct that Monday is the most evil day of the week. Well done.
absolutely hilarious i loved it and thanks for making me laugh here and there.
This has big doofenshmirtz energy
This is the cutest one yet 😍
I hope you are well Vanilla Velvet, take care of yourself, your health is the most important 🤗
Thank you for thinking of me! You take care of yourself too! 💖
Very nice! Love these kinda plots.
I’m hereeeeeee I haven’t watch it yet but I already love it 😍
I hope you enjoy it!
A very *evil* performance, Your Highness.
@@chrisleyhe9039 I've been evilly working at my evil day job all evil day! 😭🤣
@@chrisleyhe9039 "This was cleverly orchestrated by the both of them. Be certain of that. Why do you think they were both dorky evil queens?"
Get a load of this guy, Junie, thinking we aren't just idiots who forgot to check in with each other about which scripts we were doing in September. 🤣
It’s an often occurrence that bab “bad guys” turn into amazing good guys!
This is my new favorite thing
VV plotting evil deeds such as how she's gonna put her milk before the cereal, or how she's gonna have pineapples on her pizza.
Yes I am well aware I have declared war with this comment come fight me
If war need be declared, then make it so! Pepperoni, pineapple and jalapeno pepper pizza is 🔥 and that's a hill I'm willing to die on.
@@VanillaVelvetAudio I can see the pepperoni and the jalapeno peppers but pineapple too? 😱
I love how they don’t have the budget to make 2 fortresses, meaning they don’t have enough money to pay people to do it, meaning the evil queen still pays the people that work for her rather than enslave them😭
I felt like i was in a dorky cartoon with this evil queen 😊
I looked up what a vizier is and essentially it’s like just a king role but you just sorta take orders form such monarch but yea there for making it easier for us the new vizier to better improve the kingdom
I'm not done listening yet, but I had to pause and type this. Where on God's green earth is the valley with thirty or so gorgeous cat girl villagers? I NEEEEED TO KNOW.
Taco-Tuesdays, Thursdays, TGI-Fridays and Saturdays and the non-evil days. Mondays, Wednesdays and Hangover-Sundays are the evil days