@@kornaros96 That's true. But if he's sober enough to loosen your brake lines, surely he'd be sober enough to drive his ass home. Unless his wife doesn't let him use the car.
#2 is just how it works in Finland irl, we have a system called "day fines" where you get fined a certain amount of income per day. More fair, since fines will hurt the same amount regardless of your income. I believe we've had 3 cases where a high-income individual got a speeding ticket over 100k€.
Fr tho, we need more countries to scale fines based on a person's net worth Too many people are getting screwed over by fines for small things, while billionaires and companies get fined chump change for putting thousands of customers at risk or straight up endangering them
thats not true, they get can get life sentences too, with second degree getting a minimum of 8 years while first degree ranging about 12 years@@granderondeproductions3286
About the DOB: my first thought was what if I playing in a leap year? Then I realized, 1976 was a leap year, so probably it wouldn't broke the game if you start a new game on 29th of February.
I have 626 hrs in msc, but I didn't know about rally viewers could actually help rally drivers to stand on the wheels, it's nice to see something new about this game :D
A little trick I knew before was when you sold jokke watered down sugar wine you could put the satsuma up on beer cases and he wouldn't be able to slash your tires
I guess I'm a My Summer Car veteran, I knew about all of these lol. Btw speeding over 120km is actually listed when you boot the game, on the patch notes it says exactly what you showed us
scamming jokke is a reference to a bug in the logic of previous builds of the game. this trick worked exactly as shown but without any consequences, and simply having a lot of bottles made the exploit very profitable. TG made the bug into a feature.
A trick I do: When the police are near the town or near the factory you can dodge them through the open field at the side of the road, or passing through the plantation. She won't chase you if you pass a good distance from them. It just doesn't work when they're at that point near our house, because there are a lot of trees on the side of the road.
didn't knew about the chopping wood drunk one never happened to me despite i having done it once maybe i wasn't drunk enough or it wasn't a thing in older versions of the game
I found a dead body from the rally viewers sunday night going to pickup jokke, rip that guy I saw one of the rally drivers hitting him when watching the rally on tv
Sparkz, i discovered something interesting, after the Jokke divorce, the Lamore disappears from his old house and the name "JOKKE" is not writed on the mailbox anymore.
I think Rojola is the best game dev ever, he is care to msc player, and he is care to big detail and small detail, dont forget to celebrate his birthday on 16 May :)
I want a pc for this game, I would try to make mods, I’d make one for a Molotov cocktail to commit arson with, to burn down buildings and cars, seems like a good idea
Jokke now unbolts the brake lining, learned the hard way lol
Lmao, it's quite funny now I think about it.
Even worse rhan before 💀
I'm surprised he's sober enough to figure that out lol.
@@SgtSnazzerinocars back then where so simple that even a drunk chimpanzee could put a hand to make adjustments.
@@kornaros96 That's true. But if he's sober enough to loosen your brake lines, surely he'd be sober enough to drive his ass home. Unless his wife doesn't let him use the car.
#2 is just how it works in Finland irl, we have a system called "day fines" where you get fined a certain amount of income per day.
More fair, since fines will hurt the same amount regardless of your income.
I believe we've had 3 cases where a high-income individual got a speeding ticket over 100k€.
yep, heard about 100k fines in Finland too lol
Fr tho, we need more countries to scale fines based on a person's net worth
Too many people are getting screwed over by fines for small things, while billionaires and companies get fined chump change for putting thousands of customers at risk or straight up endangering them
cool story bro
I've also heard the charge of murder only gets a person 5 years in Finland.
thats not true, they get can get life sentences too, with second degree getting a minimum of 8 years while first degree ranging about 12 years@@granderondeproductions3286
About the DOB: my first thought was what if I playing in a leap year? Then I realized, 1976 was a leap year, so probably it wouldn't broke the game if you start a new game on 29th of February.
The 120 km/h technique makes sleeping and smoking obsolete!
My character is gonna live forever with how relaxed and well rested he is!
Until the gasket blows that is.
Piston 3 would like to prove you wrong.
Out with the old an' in with the new, Lorenzo!
@@StephenBanyar nice one there
@@StephenBanyaruntil the rear muffler bearings say goodbye, and Lindell fails you car for low blinker fluid
I have 626 hrs in msc, but I didn't know about rally viewers could actually help rally drivers to stand on the wheels, it's nice to see something new about this game :D
mazda 626
@@sparkz343if I get 787 hrs in msc it will be a reference to Mazda 787B
@@mjmicjas boeing 787
Уф кого встретил, драсте)
@@sploshnoymem дайте мне пожить спокойно
A little trick I knew before was when you sold jokke watered down sugar wine you could put the satsuma up on beer cases and he wouldn't be able to slash your tires
He would take the beer instead
I guess I'm a My Summer Car veteran, I knew about all of these lol. Btw speeding over 120km is actually listed when you boot the game, on the patch notes it says exactly what you showed us
chopping wood while drunk makes you die is on this list too
Aw, I thought everyone forgot about that
@@sparkz343ik lol
@@sparkz343i forgot about it but got reminded recently when i loaded up the game
ive been checking the ingame notes more than steam for updates at this point @@sparkz343
scamming jokke is a reference to a bug in the logic of previous builds of the game. this trick worked exactly as shown but without any consequences, and simply having a lot of bottles made the exploit very profitable. TG made the bug into a feature.
A trick I do: When the police are near the town or near the factory you can dodge them through the open field at the side of the road, or passing through the plantation. She won't chase you if you pass a good distance from them. It just doesn't work when they're at that point near our house, because there are a lot of trees on the side of the road.
2:01 this one made me laugh way too much💀
your content is always so good! Love watching your stuff
Glad you enjoy it!
4:23 dam, the turbo kicked in xd
satsuma vtec swap
You can unbolt the dashboard and hold it betweed the hood and windshield and it makes the car move forward. Saved me from having to reset my save
4:43 he drives so fast, he drove 0kph
new video 🤩, and grettings from Poland again xD
I remember when 7. was added to the game it was written in the update notes
Dude, your red Satsuma is beautiful!
theres the motion blur i added, anyway great video! keep it up :)
So that's why my fine for going 115 km's per hour, without a seatbelt and a couch in the back was 3.5k markas.
didn't knew about the chopping wood drunk one
never happened to me despite i having done it once
maybe i wasn't drunk enough or it wasn't a thing in older versions of the game
You can learn it in the patch notes
Hmm sorry for the off topic, what is the very first song? I looked all around Mark0's website but could not find it :D
Thank you for the video
Jokke unscrews your brake lines to cause your brakes to fail
2:01 legit couldn’t stop laughing with how random and stupid that is💀
i heard that jokke can also break your brake lines but im unsure about that
thats true, he unbolta every wheel's brake lining
Yes he does it instead of cutting the tires
another great video by the man himself! :DD
You can turn the engine over with the flywheel
I found a dead body from the rally viewers sunday night going to pickup jokke, rip that guy
I saw one of the rally drivers hitting him when watching the rally on tv
Omfg i really already tought i know EVERYTHING In this game..
you should not disrespect god
@@sbrbrz777 Jeesus is wotsing
you know its a good day when Sparkz posts
It's not a good day because of a power outage
Jokke slashes your brake and handbreak lines
The only thing that didnt know was the rally thing, it surprised me
You should also mention about the buttons under teimos desk, that you can use to get fuel when the pub is open
I surprisingly know all but the toilet water one (which i’m surprised i never learned with over 1000 hours)
Meanwhile me with over 2000 hours
You can actually spawn the spectators anywhere in the map by flipping the car once they spawned at my front porch
youre required to drink with drunk man now if you do over a specific amount
the little wave rally spectators do is silly
I wanna see a rematch of you, mark and tyrian
Instant like for time appropriate DnB
Thanks
In the arrest warrant clip, 04.08.1976 is my dad's birth date lol. Kind of a cool coincidence
Sparkz, i discovered something interesting, after the Jokke divorce, the Lamore disappears from his old house and the name "JOKKE" is not writed on the mailbox anymore.
Great video as always!
I also wonder what jokke does instead of slashing your tires
Unscrews brake lines
@@sparkz343 Well i guess thats what you get for selling him Water 🤣
@@majkelos0760 But I did him a favour by giving him water.
I think Rojola is the best game dev ever, he is care to msc player, and he is care to big detail and small detail, dont forget to celebrate his birthday on 16 May :)
4:24 A satsuma can be a F1 engine be like:
another thing that is very interesting but hidden and if you are drunk and press "k" the character will say something very stupid
bro why mark0 deleted all his music
i really want to know the name of this soundtrack 1:04
Nice vid!
1:55 you used to be able to drink until your bladder burst and escape prison that way, but i think its been patched
Yes it was
He does stuff to the brake lines. but that's fine , i stole his money and he hung himself ! hahaha
Typical Mr Bean solution.
@@Dennis-ud2nh you're not wrong. hahahaha
jokke screws with your break lines btw i think now
Brilliant
Hey Sparkz 25, can you make a video of the new Panier 205 mod? That would be nice!
I’m pretty sure if you are not addicted to cigarettes the stress meter goes down way faster than it did for you
Good vid.
Also iirc Sirkka will pay you a bit less when you have tattoos, though i might be wrong.
Very interesting video I subscribed!
It was at this moment that he knew, he fucked up😂
Cool video, i guess you will do another video about hidden feathures :)
Possibly
0:55 what if the net income is negative?
the fact that you can drink toilet water 💀
underraded youtuber
3:06 wait how the f
1 frickin year Waiting for pimp my satsuma
Its never coming i guess
Do you guys actually want that lol
Jokke unscrews your brake line lol
Sparkz, whats the soundtrack at 1:05? I looked at ur friends musics and didnt find
Check community post
@@sparkz343 Where do I find that, I dont know what Community Post is
I have nevee played the game yet i know so much ...i wish i had a pc😢 i rember the very beta stages of this game
I want a pc for this game, I would try to make mods, I’d make one for a Molotov cocktail to commit arson with, to burn down buildings and cars, seems like a good idea
sparkz how is the name of the air condition?
Please make a video with datsun 100a ESTATE
hey sparkz if you dont know about grille is can be dented works only original grille works only if you dismount it hit with hammer
That's a bug
ok i like ur videos
how to have 4 door satsuma?
mod on nexus
Very nice vid
i feel like driving fast should increase fatigue but decrease stress
Driving fast pumps you with adrenaline, thus making you alert
(people don't drive fatigued that adrenaline won't help much when you are tired )
Cool video.
@sparkz343 Do you know what happened to Mark0's Bandcamp?
The ending left us on a cluffhanger. When is the second episode comming out?
also what mods are you using?
I only seen the kebab ac no clip and grabanything mods there could be more
4 door satsuma mod
What font do you use for thumbnails?
sparkz is that heater mod personal or not released?
i thought he only slashed tires, never knew that cause i never scammed him lmao
Where did you get the missing AC unit for the Satsuma? I've been looking everywhere for that kind of mod.
Very good video, yes
postin lotsa videos lately
On a huge summer break since June.
Cool!
Not a single one of these types of videos has a voice over
Maybe soon
May I ask how did you retexture your van to be another color??
What name do I receive the update? an example is 07.12.2022
Driving over 120km/h reduces lifespan also.
how did you make that 3rd person camera (the one from average day movie)
He can also unscrew carburator so ny car start a fire in the engine bay while driving.
Bros outro is very muye style
1:03 what song is this? its so good!
Unfinished house song made by my friend :/ But you can listen to his uploaded stuff on his Bandcamp!
how did you get a 4-door shitsoom?
1:17 thats why i got 120000 mk fine💀
I'm surprised that the main character and I are the same age😂
Is it just me or is his satsuma 4 doors
Because its a mod on nexus
Is satauma x1 trim work with 4 door satsuma body?
yes
Mod is on but not working
@@sparkz343I have modloader not pro but it doesn't work
Question, is the 4 door satsuma a mod?
Yes
Cautious npc at rally! I had no idea that existed👍 and also drinking from toilet🤮
what ist the mod you have ib´nter the dash or und the chocke
what track is on the 4. and 5. hidden feature
1:55 what track is that?
Part one was better. Knew all of them
I knew about the anxiety decrease when hauling but I still learned something new