Literally the only v-tuber and/or slop content creator I watch because you're hilarious and pretty un-biased. You're not afraid to call out either side for bs which I can respect
I've been checking thr views on nux's channel, it's hilarious how each video has basically the same amount of views, either 32-34k when it's an early video or 50-60k once it passes a week, we are the same crew of weirdos who watch the same slop every single day and im here for it
Yeah, I basically see the same names or some variation on here, the discord, and on X. Some of us engage with each other on different platforms, and some don't. But we all universally come to check on what Nux is up to every single day without question.
Speaking of a crew of weirdos and views… through all this Mr. Breast crap over the past few months I had a shred of hope that Jimmy might actually suffer somewhat of a consequence for all his bs but instead I discover that his channel has grown by 14 million subs in one month. That’s nearly all of Critical’s sub count in 4 weeks. So no, he’s not “done” it’s not “over” and his reputation is anything but “finished.” Yet another testament to how evil prevails. But I still enjoy listening to ol’ Nux insult him. Don’t ever stop!
nux has a point. if u dont like the channel and the content don't watch em. me personally i just like siting through most of nux's vids while studying or cleaning so it aint bad.
@@KamiNoBaka1 my comment keeps getting deleted, lets rephrase, if you found that comment helpful, you're the reason i get calls about my cars extended warranty.
13:40 I’m standing here washing the dishes, thinking to myself “man it seems I’m always washing the dishes while listening in on nux’s videos” then he goes and says this shit.
Dogpack literally said he didn't know and that was what he was told and it was alleged... while people still acting like he was so wrong for it. Shits crazy
The problem with that though is that he was building his credibility and people will believe it even if he says its just an allegation, not to mention he needs his credibility to bring forth anonymous allegations.
@@xxbeastmode-sh3iv You mean how people automatically assume Rosanna Pansino was lying about the moldy cheese to slander Jimbo only for her to debunk the claims with a single video while Mr. Beast has yet to debunk any claims against DogPack
@@xxbeastmode-sh3iv Nah, everything alleged about Jimmy and the MrBeast company actually has hard evidence to back it up. These aren't "claims" these are exposés and only the *other* side has claims because they have no evidence to support anything about Jimmy and his company are wrong. That's why MrBeast only sent Dogpack a cease and desist and has yet to actually sue him.
Why are reaction channels 90% longer than they should be? Uhhh bc the creator is adding value with commentary, REACTION and context. Like yeah i can go on my yohoho pirate’s life to watch AT, but then i don’t get to hear Boss go crazy at every frame, watching and dissecting lore and the art with me.
10:05 fun fact: you can click the three little dots next to these videos and click either "I'm not interested" or "Stop Recommending Channel" and your feed will magically change Edit: Okay if Dogpack has messages that contain cp, he NEEDS to contact the fbi, no hold it as drama bait. For one it's illegal to possess it, period. Doesn't matter who you are. Secondly, that's not drama- it's a crime. Dangling it as drama bait will only hurt punishing the person responsible, and to me, makes it seem like he doesn't actually care about any of these people. CP isn't some silly drama like faking a stupid raft video, it's a serious crime that NEEDS to be handled by authorities.
13:48 that’s uncanny. I’m actually taking a shit at this precise moment. After this video I’ll be watching the new morepegasus upload about Logan Paul. 😂
The more ads I get about voting and about the candidates and how I HAVE to vote, the more I want to refuse to vote out of spite because they won’t leave me the fuck alone
That's fair. I've decided I'm not voting in a presidential election again until they give us some actual decent candidates again. To reference South Park, I'm sick of having to choose between a giant douche and a turd sandwich.
This has literally same vibes like people dunking on every movie that isn't underground psych drama because casual fun movies "hAvE nO vAlUe". Good old classic fun police.
I enjoy watching your content Nux, if nobody else does you know ima be here watching!! Me and the Nux plushie sitting together watching this video right now!
guys help, jaiden and nux have me chained to my chair with toothpicks keeping my eyes open i'm being made to watch the slop 24/7 please help they are ruining my recommended page by feeding me the slop
When the guy was complaining that Slop was all that was showing up on his feed, it's like "Dude, you're pushing your algorithm to show you this stuff."
Ok, so now that I know that you think he deleted the video, I can confirm, no, he just made it members only (you can find it on Google). I'm pretty sure that was a reaction to the backlash. Too many people love slop content for him NOT to get backlash. Also, Nux is right, slop content is one of the best things to listen to in the background of doing other things. Like right now I'm building massive factories in modded Minecraft with this video in the background. Edit: the more of this I watch, the more I wonder if this was a failed attempt at subversive humor on Soggy Cereal's part. I mean, how could he not realize how hypocritical he was being?
Slop channels are the heart & soul of Toobz, doodt. I have massive respect for professional slop slingers such as Nux. I literally can't take a dump without watching one of their videos. If I could sound cool or be funny talking to a camera, I'd be balls deep in the sloppy sewerage.
In all honesty, I watch your vids BECAUSE of how long they are lol. I can just sit and listen to one thing and know it's accurate enough that it can at least be verified. Keep it up man, love your stuff
Finally! I can watch another Nux Tacolito video to keep my mind off of the miserable existence that we all live in on this unfair and godforsaken corporeal realm of a planet we call Earth.
I find that slip is a good part of my RUclips experience. I do follow long form creators who do deep research and artists who make series but it often takes weeks or even months to get uploads from them so I use the slop to fill the gaps.
I will post this on all of your videos until you watch Baldemort's: The Secret History of the Orks. I'm also going to add in The Thousand Sons Are The Saddest Legion by Isyander & Koda (the way he hypes the Magnus v Leman fight is actual god tier), and The Strange World of Invincible Abridged by UndeadHumor. 'In the warp a giant stirred; an image flickered through a mind larger than a nebula. The sleep of Gork was troubled. In his dreams he wore a metal body and led his children to victory. The dream lasted a brief instant of long eternity, something about it caused Gork to smile but not to rouse. In the warp Mork too was disturbed. He dreamed of war spreading like a green stain across the galaxy. He saw billions of his children following giant warmachines built in his crude image on a great crusade. He found the dream good. And slowly his vast mind moved towards wakefulness. Gork and Mork stirred. Their dreams reached out and touched the dreams of their people. A billion Orks turned in their sleep; suddenly, inexplicably infected by scenes of slaughter and reaving, plunder and the taking of worlds. When they awoke they looked on their surroundings and found them dull. Gork struggled towards awareness. After centuries of dormancy it was a long process. He sensed other Powers in the warp trying to interfere. He blocked a subtle tendril from Slaanesh, ignored a baleful warning from the Emperor, discounted the triumphant cry of Khorne. He reached out with his millennia-old mind and gathered the strength of his people. Soon he would be awake and active. A body of steel had been prepared for him. A time of blood and iron was approaching. As Mork gathered strength many a Warboss found himself afflicted with thoughts of power. Ancient ambitions were re-kindled. Long vanished thoughts of conquest stirred in the recesses of slow minds. They planned raids on nearby Humans and toyed with thoughts of alliances with old rivals. Not even great soul-searching could explain why this was so. The Ancient Powers knew what was happening, though. The Waa-Ork was coming. Gork and Mork stirred and a wave of fear passed through the warp. Suicide and incidence of violent crime climbed steeply. On Icolbar an Astropath screamed and threw himself from the balcony of a starscraper apartment, yelling that his people were doomed. On the craft-world Hope of Other Days, an Eldar philosopher stopped listening to the atonal music of his water-chimes and began composing his death-haiku, feeling his life had been justified. On distant Earth, a living corpse in a golden throne opened eyes that held fear for the first time in centuries. Gork felt his attention being tugged towards one tiny world on the edge of Orkdom. A strange attraction drew him to it. He leaned down from warpspace and looked upon it. His breath brought storms in the Ash Desert. His gaze caused machines to break down. His lightest tread brought earthquakes. Seeing the disruption he was causing among his people he withdrew. He knew the time was not yet right for his return. He withdrew but he left a message. Mork moved on the face of the warp, brushing aside Daemons and ignoring ancient barriers set by long dead Gods. He moved from world to world and placed in the heart of every Ork the desire to be restless, to move, to follow the siren call of adventure when it came. He sensed other Powers subtly striving to oppose him and laughed as their attempts to restrain his crude, irresistible purpose. The Emperor knew that he must save his people. If Gork and Mork unleashed their hordes then any unprepared worlds would be swept aside by a green tide of death The Emperor bent his thoughts to the task. Across Human space, within the range of the Astronomicon, Imperial Tarot began to foretell disaster. Commanders consulting them found all the signs of impending catastrophe on a cosmic scale. In the Segmentum Obscura, Battlefleets were recalled and prepared for war. On the homeworlds of the Adeptus Astartes, Space Marines reached for their weapons, knowing their time of destiny was near. On the edges of the Eye Of Terror, the Orders of the Adeptus Titanicus roused their ancient war-machines. Having surveyed his Empire and seen it was ready the dying immortal within the Golden Throne prepared himself for the conflict to come. Gork and Mork knew that they were ready. Their people were agitated and prepared for battle The Emperor, their chosen enemy, had deployed his forces. The first skirmishes had been fought, now war was about to be joined. Beyond them they sensed the Chaos Powers watching, waiting to see what advantage the God-brothers' actions might bring them. In the darkest pits of creation twisted creatures prepared to follow the Orks' advance. Gork and Mork did not care. They knew they were strong enough to resist Chaos. The time was right. The time was now. It was time for Gork and Mork to have some fun. In the Warp Gork and Mork waited, well pleased. Across the face of a million worlds their children were on the move, a green tide that would topple empires and re-shape the Universe. The Waa-Ork was on the move.'
13:50 me literally scrubbing a pan in the sink. You watching me Nux?! Huh you watching me?! I looked at my phone like hah! At least you haven't cought me in nothing but my food wars apron. Try again! Lol
Lol, I'm gunna say this Nux. Been a big fan of yours from the begining, your videos made the 10 hours i spent at work bearable enough to deal with. Im exaggerating a bit, but in supper long and stressful shifts, two videos of laughing my butt off during my 2 breaks helped a lot Edited: agree, it was funny, but had to fix it lol
@@pagedmaj oh lord! One of the downfalls of mobile, combined with dyslexia, I don't always catch the little typos. Also doesn't help that sometimes my auto correct is like. "Oh, I see you typed "out" you must have totally meant "put" right? Even though the string of words you have put before it makes NO SENSE if I change this "O" to a "P" but yeah, you TOTALLY meant "put" right?" This isn't the only word it does this with, just the biggest example.
@@richardleemangum5023 normally I ignore people's typos because shit happens, especially since I have another account where I have like 16k likes on a comment just because it had a small typo, but yours was just so funny.
Nux is it ok for me to sit on the sidelines and munch on my popcorn as I watch the world burn? "That's how it works with comedy, I tell a shit joke, you tell me it's shit by not laughing, and I stop telling that joke"- Randy feltface
I love how every day that passes Nux just gets better at predicting things, Boss is absorbing all the lore of the universe and putting the pieces together in his mind so every time he sees a situation he pauses and subconsciously acesses his endless catalog of similar situations predict the most probable outcome, that way he and JaidenAnimations can say things before unpausing the video and getting it right, now wonder Boss can't escape the prewatched allegations
In light of the recent developments regarding MrBeast, it's important to consider the broader implications of his content and impact on the platform. While he has amassed an incredible following and has been lauded for his charitable acts, the scrutiny he faces reveals the complexities of online fame. The accountability of creators is crucial, as their influence extends beyond entertainment and into social responsibility. This situation serves as a reminder that public figures must navigate their platforms thoughtfully, as the larger community looks to them not just for entertainment, but also for leadership and integrity. Ultimately, it's vital for fans and critics alike to engage in constructive dialogue about the nature of content creation and its effects on society, rather than resorting to purely divisive narratives. This ongoing conversation can help shape a more positive and responsible digital landscape for everyone involved.
I love this channel and I’m here for the slop! 🤣🤣. As I eat breakfast and make coffee. As you said, don’t like it? Stop watching it. Let us have our slop in peace
Ah man, that “Blue eyes White Privilege” but had me laughing my @$$ off. Then identified himself as a “Black woman” was just the perfect icing on the cake.
If you don't like RUclips slop, it is very easy to just ignore it i feel like. I don't get the problem, most of RUclips does not appeal to you, but does appeal to others. That is kinda the point
Trying to call someone out for something as they themselves are doing it is just the spiderman meme but one of their arms are in a spot portal to point at themselves
17:45 Soggy Cereal did some snake fucking behavior there. Like I just feel if have a problem with something your "friend" (clearly soggy cereal didn't actually value their friendship that much) then you talk to them about it. If it's a constant problem, and they aren't listening then you make the video, but there should be some effort or something like wtf. Idk pegasus haven't watched his content, but I know that would fucking suck to have someone you though was a friend make a hitpiece on you.
I remember commenting on that deleted video, basically roasting him for carefully defining slop content as “content that is low effort, but not my content”
That dude making the “Blue Eyes White Privilege” joke got it wrong, still funny but wrong. The actual Meme everyone made back in the day was “Blue Eyes White Power,” everyone had something different for Red Eyes Black….😂😂😂😂😂
Sloppocalypse 💀
From the West to the Sus to the Sog to the Nux
So can someone give me real news with proof not another Dogpack404 just trust me man please I want real news
Slop channel reversal: bread
we're in the thick of it. 💀
The pinned comment side of Valorant
Nux making slop by reacting to slop talking about said slop along with jaidenanimations is crazy
Who tf is jaiden animations
@@Deathmare235 who tf are you? WE ARE ALL JAYDEN ANIMATIONS
Nux's wife @@Deathmare235
Slopcetion
@@Deathmare235You are not caught up on the Nuxanor lore 🤓
I don't watch nux for the news. I watched to see him slowly become an oracle. As he starts to pre-watch reality
He's giving Nostradamus a run for his money.
Pre-watching reality is tight
I watch Nux for the chaos.
@@pagedmaj Nuxadamus
❤nux is actually Ben netenyahoo. Yards why he don't do face reveal.
Literally the only v-tuber and/or slop content creator I watch because you're hilarious and pretty un-biased. You're not afraid to call out either side for bs which I can respect
SAME!! I could not have said it better myself!
Agreed bro 🔥🔥🔥
Except he won't admit when he does wrong
@@ReceptiveRaptor What do you mean by that? What has he done? Except being controversial I mean
I've been checking thr views on nux's channel, it's hilarious how each video has basically the same amount of views, either 32-34k when it's an early video or 50-60k once it passes a week, we are the same crew of weirdos who watch the same slop every single day and im here for it
Yeah, I basically see the same names or some variation on here, the discord, and on X. Some of us engage with each other on different platforms, and some don't. But we all universally come to check on what Nux is up to every single day without question.
I just love seeing what he's yapping about lol
Here for all the chaos! All Hail Lord Nuxalore! 👑
Speaking of a crew of weirdos and views… through all this Mr. Breast crap over the past few months I had a shred of hope that Jimmy might actually suffer somewhat of a consequence for all his bs but instead I discover that his channel has grown by 14 million subs in one month. That’s nearly all of Critical’s sub count in 4 weeks. So no, he’s not “done” it’s not “over” and his reputation is anything but “finished.” Yet another testament to how evil prevails. But I still enjoy listening to ol’ Nux insult him. Don’t ever stop!
😂 🤜🏻
LMAO @ 14:11 when I'm called out personally for watching this on my cell phone on a bathroom break at work. Nux is the King of prewatching reality.
nux has a point. if u dont like the channel and the content don't watch em. me personally i just like siting through most of nux's vids while studying or cleaning so it aint bad.
I put nux on while im working
I build models or work on student IEPs.
I heavily focus on his videos, while I am on my desk, and try to get all his smart points and arguments. I learn so much from him 🙂
I put Nux on when I'm drawing or doing smth else
13:50 100% facts, I always wait to listen to these videos for when I’m driving at work and need something fun to listen to.
27:52 "From the pub to the key to the car to the tree" is actually creative
Yea lol guy went from the put to get his keys drunk drove his car into a tree lol
@@derekfogle5706 i cant read the english language, thanks so much for translating
@@jkstudio131 Look there's a lot of stupid people out there who probably found that comment helpful, no need to be a sarcastic asshole about it.
@@KamiNoBaka1 If you found that comment helpful, you have the iq of a walnut. womp womp walnut boy.
@@KamiNoBaka1 my comment keeps getting deleted, lets rephrase, if you found that comment helpful, you're the reason i get calls about my cars extended warranty.
I ran into your channel about 2 weeks ago. I'm not usually about all the drama sh*t, but somehow you make it very entertaining and love your honesty.
Yeah, same here. He is crass, but in a fun, chaotic way. Nice to hear while cleaning. His rage is relatable, and It helps clean.
13:40 I’m standing here washing the dishes, thinking to myself “man it seems I’m always washing the dishes while listening in on nux’s videos” then he goes and says this shit.
Dogpack literally said he didn't know and that was what he was told and it was alleged... while people still acting like he was so wrong for it. Shits crazy
It's just MrAntichristBeast fans coping.
The problem with that though is that he was building his credibility and people will believe it even if he says its just an allegation, not to mention he needs his credibility to bring forth anonymous allegations.
@@xxbeastmode-sh3iv You mean how people automatically assume Rosanna Pansino was lying about the moldy cheese to slander Jimbo only for her to debunk the claims with a single video while Mr. Beast has yet to debunk any claims against DogPack
@@devinsauls9137 correct both sides are very guilty of automatically assuming claims are either true or false
@@xxbeastmode-sh3iv Nah, everything alleged about Jimmy and the MrBeast company actually has hard evidence to back it up. These aren't "claims" these are exposés and only the *other* side has claims because they have no evidence to support anything about Jimmy and his company are wrong. That's why MrBeast only sent Dogpack a cease and desist and has yet to actually sue him.
Best intro
you can steal it for your comedy routine
@@Nuxanor might be confusing. But ill give it a whirl
Chinchillas
I see why Pegasus likes using the same type of thumbnails,even i am starting to enjoy seeing how many people bring it up like its a big deal 😂
I don't watch Pegasusus's stuff but I can easily recognize a thumbnail of his now.
I crave my daily NUX SLOP
SAME
It's wild that a channel called "soggy cereal" has the audacity to call other channels "slop."
Why are reaction channels 90% longer than they should be? Uhhh bc the creator is adding value with commentary, REACTION and context.
Like yeah i can go on my yohoho pirate’s life to watch AT, but then i don’t get to hear Boss go crazy at every frame, watching and dissecting lore and the art with me.
10:05 fun fact: you can click the three little dots next to these videos and click either "I'm not interested" or "Stop Recommending Channel" and your feed will magically change
Edit: Okay if Dogpack has messages that contain cp, he NEEDS to contact the fbi, no hold it as drama bait. For one it's illegal to possess it, period. Doesn't matter who you are. Secondly, that's not drama- it's a crime. Dangling it as drama bait will only hurt punishing the person responsible, and to me, makes it seem like he doesn't actually care about any of these people. CP isn't some silly drama like faking a stupid raft video, it's a serious crime that NEEDS to be handled by authorities.
13:48 that’s uncanny. I’m actually taking a shit at this precise moment. After this video I’ll be watching the new morepegasus upload about Logan Paul. 😂
I am also currently shitting while watching Nux shit on brothers
@@kkasher5253 im shitting watching you shit while responding to him shitting while responding
13:37 "washing the dishes on the side?" *sweats nervously* bruh
Day 23 of asking nux to watch the ben 10 timeline by the ink tank, because it feels like just the kind of lore you like to vore.
Ye
This chaotic slop is so addictive. I can feel my brain melting
Oh wow, you'll finally be able to get rid of all those wrinkles! Shmoov brane tiem!
Nuxs commentary is what keeps me entertained while watching slop otherwise I get bored. I need someone yelling at me.
The more ads I get about voting and about the candidates and how I HAVE to vote, the more I want to refuse to vote out of spite because they won’t leave me the fuck alone
That's fair. I've decided I'm not voting in a presidential election again until they give us some actual decent candidates again. To reference South Park, I'm sick of having to choose between a giant douche and a turd sandwich.
@@KamiNoBaka1 I was gonna vote for a third party if the one I liked is still in tho I have t checked in a minute
Keep up the awesome slop content lord of chaos and pre watch King Nuxanor. Always chatting away in the background as i do daily stuff
Good old poppa sloppa nux here giving us more slop!!
I do enjoy your videos a lot though. You’re just fun to listen to.
This has literally same vibes like people dunking on every movie that isn't underground psych drama because casual fun movies "hAvE nO vAlUe". Good old classic fun police.
Under 1 hour Gentleman squad!
Yessir
Under 1
ahoo ahoo
Me too
hiiiiii
I enjoy watching your content Nux, if nobody else does you know ima be here watching!! Me and the Nux plushie sitting together watching this video right now!
(Not really I’m at work watching and the plushie is at home in the studio)
Love some nux slop to have on when I am reading fanfic nothing better to go with slop than more slop
guys help, jaiden and nux have me chained to my chair with toothpicks keeping my eyes open i'm being made to watch the slop 24/7 please help they are ruining my recommended page by feeding me the slop
When the guy was complaining that Slop was all that was showing up on his feed, it's like "Dude, you're pushing your algorithm to show you this stuff."
Ok, so now that I know that you think he deleted the video, I can confirm, no, he just made it members only (you can find it on Google). I'm pretty sure that was a reaction to the backlash. Too many people love slop content for him NOT to get backlash.
Also, Nux is right, slop content is one of the best things to listen to in the background of doing other things. Like right now I'm building massive factories in modded Minecraft with this video in the background.
Edit: the more of this I watch, the more I wonder if this was a failed attempt at subversive humor on Soggy Cereal's part. I mean, how could he not realize how hypocritical he was being?
13:45 its kinda funny cause I was taking a shit at this point 😂 W toilet content ngl
Crazy part is... it smelled like lunchly
Slop channels are the heart & soul of Toobz, doodt. I have massive respect for professional slop slingers such as Nux. I literally can't take a dump without watching one of their videos. If I could sound cool or be funny talking to a camera, I'd be balls deep in the sloppy sewerage.
As long as its entertaining i dont care if its slop content. Its good to keep my mind busy while doing my work that is hard wired in my muscle memory.
In all honesty, I watch your vids BECAUSE of how long they are lol. I can just sit and listen to one thing and know it's accurate enough that it can at least be verified. Keep it up man, love your stuff
Finally! I can watch another Nux Tacolito video to keep my mind off of the miserable existence that we all live in on this unfair and godforsaken corporeal realm of a planet we call Earth.
I find that slip is a good part of my RUclips experience. I do follow long form creators who do deep research and artists who make series but it often takes weeks or even months to get uploads from them so I use the slop to fill the gaps.
Funnily enough. I usually play nux videos and hear em otw to work.
I find you hilarious Nux, and that's all I want from these videos so I'm good.
I will post this on all of your videos until you watch Baldemort's: The Secret History of the Orks. I'm also going to add in The Thousand Sons Are The Saddest Legion by Isyander & Koda (the way he hypes the Magnus v Leman fight is actual god tier), and The Strange World of Invincible Abridged by UndeadHumor.
'In the warp a giant stirred; an image flickered through a mind larger than a nebula. The sleep of Gork was troubled. In his dreams he wore a metal body and led his children to victory. The dream lasted a brief instant of long eternity, something about it caused Gork to smile but not to rouse.
In the warp Mork too was disturbed. He dreamed of war spreading like a green stain across the galaxy. He saw billions of his children following giant warmachines built in his crude image on a great crusade. He found the dream good. And slowly his vast mind moved towards wakefulness.
Gork and Mork stirred. Their dreams reached out and touched the dreams of their people. A billion Orks turned in their sleep; suddenly, inexplicably infected by scenes of slaughter and reaving, plunder and the taking of worlds. When they awoke they looked on their surroundings and found them dull.
Gork struggled towards awareness. After centuries of dormancy it was a long process. He sensed other Powers in the warp trying to interfere. He blocked a subtle tendril from Slaanesh, ignored a baleful warning from the Emperor, discounted the triumphant cry of Khorne. He reached out with his millennia-old mind and gathered the strength of his people. Soon he would be awake and active. A body of steel had been prepared for him. A time of blood and iron was approaching.
As Mork gathered strength many a Warboss found himself afflicted with thoughts of power. Ancient ambitions were re-kindled. Long vanished thoughts of conquest stirred in the recesses of slow minds. They planned raids on nearby Humans and toyed with thoughts of alliances with old rivals. Not even great soul-searching could explain why this was so. The Ancient Powers knew what was happening, though. The Waa-Ork was coming.
Gork and Mork stirred and a wave of fear passed through the warp. Suicide and incidence of violent crime climbed steeply. On Icolbar an Astropath screamed and threw himself from the balcony of a starscraper apartment, yelling that his people were doomed. On the craft-world Hope of Other Days, an Eldar philosopher stopped listening to the atonal music of his water-chimes and began composing his death-haiku, feeling his life had been justified. On distant Earth, a living corpse in a golden throne opened eyes that held fear for the first time in centuries.
Gork felt his attention being tugged towards one tiny world on the edge of Orkdom. A strange attraction drew him to it. He leaned down from warpspace and looked upon it. His breath brought storms in the Ash Desert. His gaze caused machines to break down. His lightest tread brought earthquakes. Seeing the disruption he was causing among his people he withdrew. He knew the time was not yet right for his return. He withdrew but he left a message.
Mork moved on the face of the warp, brushing aside Daemons and ignoring ancient barriers set by long dead Gods. He moved from world to world and placed in the heart of every Ork the desire to be restless, to move, to follow the siren call of adventure when it came. He sensed other Powers subtly striving to oppose him and laughed as their attempts to restrain his crude, irresistible purpose.
The Emperor knew that he must save his people. If Gork and Mork unleashed their hordes then any unprepared worlds would be swept aside by a green tide of death The Emperor bent his thoughts to the task. Across Human space, within the range of the Astronomicon, Imperial Tarot began to foretell disaster. Commanders consulting them found all the signs of impending catastrophe on a cosmic scale.
In the Segmentum Obscura, Battlefleets were recalled and prepared for war. On the homeworlds of the Adeptus Astartes, Space Marines reached for their weapons, knowing their time of destiny was near. On the edges of the Eye Of Terror, the Orders of the Adeptus Titanicus roused their ancient war-machines. Having surveyed his Empire and seen it was ready the dying immortal within the Golden Throne prepared himself for the conflict to come.
Gork and Mork knew that they were ready. Their people were agitated and prepared for battle The Emperor, their chosen enemy, had deployed his forces. The first skirmishes had been fought, now war was about to be joined.
Beyond them they sensed the Chaos Powers watching, waiting to see what advantage the God-brothers' actions might bring them. In the darkest pits of creation twisted creatures prepared to follow the Orks' advance. Gork and Mork did not care. They knew they were strong enough to resist Chaos.
The time was right. The time was now. It was time for Gork and Mork to have some fun.
In the Warp Gork and Mork waited, well pleased. Across the face of a million worlds their children were on the move, a green tide that would topple empires and re-shape the Universe. The Waa-Ork was on the move.'
Watching nux while washing the dishes and damn near dropped my plate 😂
13:50 me literally scrubbing a pan in the sink. You watching me Nux?! Huh you watching me?! I looked at my phone like hah! At least you haven't cought me in nothing but my food wars apron. Try again! Lol
I am so glad he is self aware, Nux is background noise for my ADHD while gaming
Lol, I'm gunna say this Nux. Been a big fan of yours from the begining, your videos made the 10 hours i spent at work bearable enough to deal with.
Im exaggerating a bit, but in supper long and stressful shifts, two videos of laughing my butt off during my 2 breaks helped a lot
Edited: agree, it was funny, but had to fix it lol
I'm sorry but that typo is too funny not to make fun of. Look Nux is so great even BUGS watch his slop.
@@pagedmaj oh lord! One of the downfalls of mobile, combined with dyslexia, I don't always catch the little typos. Also doesn't help that sometimes my auto correct is like.
"Oh, I see you typed "out" you must have totally meant "put" right? Even though the string of words you have put before it makes NO SENSE if I change this "O" to a "P" but yeah, you TOTALLY meant "put" right?"
This isn't the only word it does this with, just the biggest example.
@@richardleemangum5023 normally I ignore people's typos because shit happens, especially since I have another account where I have like 16k likes on a comment just because it had a small typo, but yours was just so funny.
Where I draw the line is my morals and my loyalty. I like Nux. I loath backstabbers.
So based. THIS IS NUXANOR YALL MESSING WITH
13:50 nux calling me out, doing dishes listening to his content 😅 HE KNOWS
i can't believe mrbeast did that!
(give me a few minutes havent watched the video yet)
11:57 greatest screenshot in the history screenshots.
Also, the holy quadrilogy of YT
Nux is it ok for me to sit on the sidelines and munch on my popcorn as I watch the world burn?
"That's how it works with comedy, I tell a shit joke, you tell me it's shit by not laughing, and I stop telling that joke"- Randy feltface
Always, at least recently, love how Nux owns this!
😭Nux, please stop breaking the fourth wall, I’m trying to do dishes 13:47
Really insightful commentary from Nux & Jaiden Animations...
I love how every day that passes Nux just gets better at predicting things, Boss is absorbing all the lore of the universe and putting the pieces together in his mind so every time he sees a situation he pauses and subconsciously acesses his endless catalog of similar situations predict the most probable outcome, that way he and JaidenAnimations can say things before unpausing the video and getting it right, now wonder Boss can't escape the prewatched allegations
Mostly finishing every video of yours I watch.
Love having a job where I can listen to nonsense on the internet all day.
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2 minutes! Better than how I usually perform.
Nux is the only slob commentary channel I watch frfr here since anime commentary. Before the trending in Japan.
As a longtime fan, I would consider your humour 6/10. I enjoy you for everything else
Like you as a person and personality
14:06 TURNING INTO LUNCHYLY WAS WILD-
Slop is like 5 minute oatmeal vs that 6 hour steel cut in a crock pot they both taste pretty good with sugar and butter on them
I love this channel and I’m here for the slop! 🤣🤣. As I eat breakfast and make coffee.
As you said, don’t like it? Stop watching it. Let us have our slop in peace
Me, works at home
Has Nux on full volume during my shift, like right now💀
I like the slop I listen to a lot of it while i'm at work as a distraction , so keep on slopping
this is your best rant yet
I just enjoy watching Nux being goofy.
13:46
Literally making food and stopping to comment this
Ah man, that “Blue eyes White Privilege” but had me laughing my @$$ off. Then identified himself as a “Black woman” was just the perfect icing on the cake.
Nuxanor is hot on the case, Logan is now prime chicken a lá electro lol.
Thanks for keeping me company while i pass last night's dinner
Star Wars? No
Breast Wars: Revenge of the slop ?
Yes
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Oh and Soggy Cereal did remove the video at this point and made a community post about it
Putting my make up on right now and listening to the vid on my laptop. 😂
You’re absolutely hilarious. Listen to you all the time when I’m at work.
8:30 this is art
13:56 making Dinner Right now and i feel Like i got called out Right now 😂😂😂
Under 30 minutes for daily slop entertainment.
I'm crafting while watching... Just to have something on in the background tbh lol
Nux = Cheap slop
Mr Beast = High budget slop
Everything is slop!
I love my slop, i have trouble chewing
14:01 literally taking a bath right now
MrBeast has the worst thumbnails. They're like IKEA but really bad. Why is the Dutch guy not whining about them?
If you don't like RUclips slop, it is very easy to just ignore it i feel like. I don't get the problem, most of RUclips does not appeal to you, but does appeal to others. That is kinda the point
13:50 Nux is watching! he is always watching!
It amazes me I haven't come across a comment claiming sloppy seconds
Yup got your video on the side while at work.
Thank you for helping me take that shit
your version at the end was the best rendition of that song I've ever heard!!!
Trying to call someone out for something as they themselves are doing it is just the spiderman meme but one of their arms are in a spot portal to point at themselves
This guy had the audacity to say the thumbnails are forgettable when showing a MorePegasus thumbnail. His thumbnails are ICONIC
17:45 Soggy Cereal did some snake fucking behavior there.
Like I just feel if have a problem with something your "friend" (clearly soggy cereal didn't actually value their friendship that much) then you talk to them about it. If it's a constant problem, and they aren't listening then you make the video, but there should be some effort or something like wtf. Idk pegasus haven't watched his content, but I know that would fucking suck to have someone you though was a friend make a hitpiece on you.
"Are you taking a shit right now?" Dude is a psychic!
dude, your channel is fun. thats the thing
I remember commenting on that deleted video, basically roasting him for carefully defining slop content as “content that is low effort, but not my content”
That dude making the “Blue Eyes White Privilege” joke got it wrong, still funny but wrong. The actual Meme everyone made back in the day was “Blue Eyes White Power,” everyone had something different for Red Eyes Black….😂😂😂😂😂
Call my man Sloppenheimer the way he gives this bomb slop content! Love ya Nux
He caught me washing dishes. Lol
14:00 Second monitor while playing video games. Not as productive, but just as valid
Nice King Sombra pfp :D