And then the ending biiiiiiiiiitchhhh honestly I came to watch that part today yesterday I couldn't contain myself I wasn't breathing dude like I was literally about to die bcuz of that ending☠️😂😂😂
To be honest I wouldn’t call him a beauty guru cause he is SO much more. He’s an entrepreneur/comedian for me. Not just an influencer. I don’t even watch him (especially his ig stories) for makeup or looks but just to see him and brighten up my day, periodt!
It's pretty smart to follow fan accounts if you're a celebrity. Helps you stay on top of what your fans are saying. Some fans post shit about you and tell everyone you're cancelled.
I’m not gonna say anything don’t waste time- I I said there’s nothin goin on down here gO- I literally said there’s nothing down here literally go through other comments I ain’t gonna say anything you can go. *chip crunching* wait your still here? There’s nothing down here only me crunching chips and other food- *crunching on some more chips 💅🏼✨✨
@@spiceeramen it's definitely working cuz I saw a 5 mins video with 3ads that came in pairs of 2 and I was like....this shit doesnt even happen on TV 🤮🤢
Bretman: Home girl literally gets so messy when she eats Oreos, do I look like I’m gonna clean all that up for her?? nO Also Bretman: So I gave her oreos...
Neha Praveen the lyrics is from a song called Wet ass PUSSY by cardi b and megan thee stallion but a girl exaggerates the word garage and yeah lol #themoreuknow
Bretman is so smart bc he obviously knows that turtles have existed and remained virtually unchanged since the Paleolithic era. So with out turtles we wouldn’t have turtles 🐢 and without bretman we would all be slightly less juicy ✨
umm he probably won’t see this comment but i was going through a really tough time at the hospital i felt like i was going to die and i probably was and i had no hope left , no laughter and no tears. i discovered bretman’s channel and started watching his videos which made me feel happier and made me feel as if i had a reason to live and i just thought that i should share this with others so you can know that you are worth it and to never give up , ( btw i was in a hospital for a suicide attempt ) , but if Bretman see’s this , even though he probably won’t , i love u and ur sister , Princess, so much.! u guys made me feel as if i had a reason to live and gave me the happiness i needed to keep going.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that i am very proud of you for walking out of this on your own. This is proof that you are stronger than you think! Sending lots of love from Singapore!
You are stronger than you'll ever know. Never ever give up on life,no matter how hard things seem always remember that it can and WILL get better. You are the only YOU that there is and you are worthy of living,this world needs you💛💛💛
The Cleo crying over the Oreo and him singing it like it was a song🤣🤣 u r so hilarious!! Even her crying was slowing down watching him!! Oh & ur cheeehoo was 🔥💯
“I look ugly, I mean I never look ugly but-“ lmfao
It’s a mood honestly
Why Chance Frr 😭✋
And then the ending biiiiiiiiiitchhhh honestly I came to watch that part today yesterday I couldn't contain myself I wasn't breathing dude like I was literally about to die bcuz of that ending☠️😂😂😂
Lol
true Leo energy
*”Without Turtles, We Wouldn’t Have any Turtles”*
PErIod.
Whoa thats deep
@Alexia Sandoval-Marquez It's his intro
PeRiOdTtT
- Bretman Rock 2020
"Bretman acting straight"
Me: now that does not exist sis
They we're all gayyyy🤣
bachlv bruh-
@bachlv no its not sweetie 💅 it was actually not
wait that’s illegal 👁👄👁
@@dapatrxstarmogu91 Wha?
I still remember when Bretman used to post himself walking to school and complaining about how late he was on sc. I literally watched him grow 🥺
Aww I wanna see that 🥺
SAME! The videos in his room or when his mama made little cameos were so pure!
Remember when his mom threw a cabbage on him? Hahahah
Are those videos here on RUclips?
@@AB-ix7ed okay i am going to stalk his first post lol
To be honest I wouldn’t call him a beauty guru cause he is SO much more. He’s an entrepreneur/comedian for me. Not just an influencer. I don’t even watch him (especially his ig stories) for makeup or looks but just to see him and brighten up my day, periodt!
Perioooddddtttt!
Faxxxx
omg preachhh
Exactly huhu😍
Eee and not to forget he’s a singer, songwriter, actor ....
Don’t tell the other beauty gurus, but Bretman is my favorite
james said unleash your inner shooting range
tell em
I mean you’re not wrong. He is the best 😌💅✨
Said every single person in the world
i was just thinking that
Girl bretman is the most humble person everrrr. He didn't even think twice to follow his fan's acc even though the fan doesn't follow him.
Naomi Ternura he should follow Bretman back
@@LeslyBurucaGarcia yessss ofc he should hahah
periodt sis
He unfollowed him in the video LMAOO But he’s still the BESTT
It's pretty smart to follow fan accounts if you're a celebrity. Helps you stay on top of what your fans are saying. Some fans post shit about you and tell everyone you're cancelled.
Bret gurl make your own body wash and call it ✨baddie wash✨
Stop gurl... you're getting my hope up and for what 😩
yeeessssss!!!
I’m not gonna say anything don’t waste time-
I
I said there’s nothin goin on down here gO-
I literally said there’s nothing down here literally go through other comments I ain’t gonna say anything you can go.
*chip crunching* wait your still here? There’s nothing down here only me crunching chips and other food-
*crunching on some more chips 💅🏼✨✨
@@scariestname5294 i wasted 5 minutes of my life🙄
@@nghtmrefuel_2878 s a m e
“And for someone that hates people” “I really miss people” I felt that in my soul
It's maybe because we love people so much that they get on our nerves, feel me?
@@ocytocine96 feel ya
RUclips is getting real comfortable with these double unskippable ads
Lmaoooo
Why you complaining
You aren’t paying for it
@@vanessa8nine10 been contemplating getting premium cuz this ain't it. We soon finna get unskippable 21 to 1 min(s) ads and that aint cute.
@@spiceeramen it's definitely working cuz I saw a 5 mins video with 3ads that came in pairs of 2 and I was like....this shit doesnt even happen on TV 🤮🤢
Emiliano Zapateados what
Bretman: I miss people
Also bretman: *as someone who hates people* 💀😂
Hahah 💀😂💀😂
Hello midzy
@Daniella Ikpeme
helloo! I see that you’re a blink :)
@@ryujinluv5617 I'm a multi stan but my bias is lisa
oohhh midzy
He’s gonna sing twinkle twinkle little bitch to his future baby
That is legit funny
😂
@@ilahazril4911 lol🤣🤣🤣😂😂
Lol
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Someone: Bretman acting straight
Bretman: You got the wrong one sis.
😆
Bretman: Home girl literally gets so messy when she eats Oreos, do I look like I’m gonna clean all that up for her?? nO
Also Bretman: So I gave her oreos...
LMAOOSSDKJ
He loves Cleo lmao he’d do that for her
tf
With out turtles...we would not have any turtles😌🐢
Periodt
Cupkate yep
*whispers* periodt
And it’s as simple as that. period. 💅🏽
periodt
Everyone thinks Bretman’s fans are all human,
Like if you are a tomato
No potato
I'm a potato uwu)7
PotatoX3
Came to say "Potato" but 3 people beat me to it 😁.
Confession: I'm actually human 😩
Omg there are no spots left, I’m a tomato
“Because without turtles, we wouldn’t have turtles” gets me alllllllll the time🤣🤣🤣
You forgot the “ᴘᴇʀɪᴏᴅᴛ“
@@satorugojoslefttoe3698 YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
His face says it all. He’s like asking himself “Why did I do all these videos.” and the cringe in his face 😂
Hello I'm your 2nd comment and 1.1k who liked it exactly ✨
cringe, yes
Wait, where’s “singer, songwriter, actor, activist- - “?
Yassssssssssss
She has a day off 😅
I don’t like the audio of this video but who cares this is Bretman. I loveeee you Bret!!
Bcoz he wants to support princess on her singing career 😊
i guess it got too long
Bretman: literally acts in one of the most iconic YT shows of all time
Also Bretman: i DoNT ReMEmBeR FIlMinG ThIS
But remembers "Stay at home B¡¡¡¡¡TCH!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣❤
What's the title??
what is it called ?
He was in escape the night season 4
lmao
Bretman PLEASE MAKE A “ Because without turtles we wouldn’t have any turtles “ merch !!!!!
Yes yes yessss
I would buy that in a heartbeat
C S girl same !
yass
YES I WOULD BUY THATTTTT
POV: you clicked fast cause you haven't seen him in a while❤😌
Periodt😌
how- that is the truth-....😺👁👄👁
Add his ig or fb, he uploads daily on there
that is not true i dont even watch boys who act gay and act like a girl
Elain David what?
Tbh, Bretman is one of the most unproblematic beauty gurus of this generation
“She got a back brace, cause she got scoliosis” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I DIED
Omg i need the timestamp lol
@@outtasight9811 me too
8:10 😚
@@Keaka. real one
👩🏻🦳
👋🏻
🦵🏻🦵🏻
The fact that you didn’t say “singer songwriter actor activist ...” bothers me 🥺
Same girl
Same hoho
Right like is he okay :( hes going a tough time now after the breakup - hm
Amira Husna ohh he broke up with his man?
Amira Husna do you know why they broke up
12:37 the way his face lit up when talking about Cleo, he's literally the best uncle everr...
The way he still gave her the Oreos 🤣
“I don’t remember filming that at all”
“It was so much fun”
“I honesty don’t remember that at all”
LOL 😂
Hahha IKR🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Haha
10:54 "gIrL wHaT aSs YoU bEeN eAtInG" took me outttttt 😂
There's 3 kinds of people.
1:who love Bretman.
2:who don't know him.
3:Homophobic
his neighbors
Camera guy: I think I have to blur it
Bretman: why?
Camera guy: cause it looks like ....
Bretman: UGHHH! wHaTeVaH
haha ur cute
faveeeee
Ok I’ll stop 😫💀😂
@Ysabelle Comia well thank you
dddickk
James- Hi sisters!!!!
Other RUclipsrs- Hi/hello 'fandom name'
The Bretman Rock- Hi bITcHeS
😂
LMAO
Nikocado Avocado: *cries aggressively* 10 minutes later... SHOO BOO DOO SHOO BOO DOO HOT AND STEAMY
@@sharronnn446 I loove cheeseee dun dun
@@sharronnn446 hi little sloths
Bretman getting all petty because that guy doesn't follow him. 😂😂 Most relatable ever
not bretman remembering why cleo cried but forgetting doing a whole episode
Most drug addicts forget shit .
Or as he said it was stressful .
Lenny dnt take the comment seriously
Mary Thomas yeah i know
No one:
Literally no one:
Bretman: *i miss people*
Ooooh @samiksha
Ur name sounds kinda Indian also ur profile! ARMYY!!
@@sudhiksha9093 yasss army💜
Nobody:
Me for like 3 minutes: gAaRaAGgeE😂
Neha Praveen it’s WAP
Neha Praveen the lyrics is from a song called Wet ass PUSSY by cardi b and megan thee stallion but a girl exaggerates the word garage and yeah lol #themoreuknow
nova bruv just call it Wap
Agust _Tea15 i called it what i wanted to call it
nova lol
He is one of the rare RUclipsrs who stayed humble and I am here for it
Throwback to when Bretman smacked his sister for walking in front of him while dancing 🤣🤣
Omg skinny bretman 😂
And when she fell Tryna throw those things for a a dance video 😂😂😂
Bretman is the only person I don’t skip when their video is sponsored
I pray whoever reading this you will be blessed and successful in life.😊
Thank you. Needed this right about now❤️🙏🏼
You too
666 likes oops
@@amysoucy451 ❤️❤️❤️❤️
@@niveahiett6051 ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Everyone thinks that Bretman fans are all Human, like if you're a different species
Ace Balangitan im an alien 👽
Beep boop botta beep
Ace Balangitan I’m hotdog water
I'm a potato✋
Am a dog
Bretman: “ I want you to park that Big Mac truck right in this little garage” 😂💀
why isn’t anyone talking about the timothee chalamet edit?? The “biiiiiitttttch” at the end took me out 💀
Tbh it made me laugh soo hard the ending 😂😂
Me too! I laughed too hard
I couldn't stop laughing for a solid 3 minutes
what timeline?
RUclips Twenty the edit starts at 8:57
You’ll never know what this said
I cant like... Im a fork 😔
Butter knife here🙋🏾♀️
Air right here
I have a strange fear of spoons …
I'm a chopstick sorry
I love how Bretman enjoys his own videos more than the other videos LMAOOAOA
The “garage” TikTok lives in my head rent free
I make cringey videos on my phone and made a vegan Travis Scott burger recently
I subscribed
Yana Banavali thank you 🥺🥺
Amirah Elechi thank you!! 🥰🥺
“I literally got my whole face lasered off.” Not his hairs... his face 🤣
I’m glad I’m not the only one walking around my home saying “PARK THAT BIG MAC TRUCK, right in this little garaaaage” 🤣
Make it cream😋
Bretman is so smart bc he obviously knows that turtles have existed and remained virtually unchanged since the Paleolithic era. So with out turtles we wouldn’t have turtles 🐢 and without bretman we would all be slightly less juicy ✨
Bretmans: *watches escape the night 4*
Bretman: "I don't remember filming this."
Confirmed. He was lit the entire show.
😂😂😂
If I see another “Everyone thinks Bretman” comments!!!!!!!
"EveRyOnE sAyS BreTMan OnLy hAs aMerIcaN fAns. LiKe iF yOu'rE nOt aMeRicAn 👇🏾"
@@dabiggestdawgg why you gotta do her like that 😂
Everyone thinks Bretman
I don't know where TF this comment came from!
JEEZ!
Ahn Hyejin But why😭😂😂
He remembers Cleo wanting oreos to but not shooting a whole video 😂
The fact he makes himself laugh and smile is the type of self love we all need 🌟
Everyone thinks Bretman rock fans are human
Like if ur a bed 🛌
Edit : u must be kidding me thanks for the likes 😭😭💜
I'm a dust
@@lucassup6505 bruh😂😂
@@skzyytan some people ask me why I'm dust I just answer I am.
i’m an ice cube
🥔 here
Bretman: he sounds like me!
Should we tell him?
tell him what? lol
Nicole ' that was bretman talking that guy was lip syncing 😂
@@myliemccollam8060 NO WAY LMAOOOO
Mylie no he wasn’t lmaoo, he said he would never shop like that
His lil smile when he said “This one has Cleo in it” I-😩😭💞💞💘💓💝💝❤️💜💜💚🖤
12:09
X x x x x x x x x x is qc c very
"Bretman with a beard?"
"I can't see it."
I can't stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣
Bretman Rock
posts the video
literally everyone: RUNS STRAIGHT TO THE COMMENTS
The reason you haven't see him in a while
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Why is that what I do? lol
I just saw you comment that exact thing on Black Gray' s New video
LOL HE LITERALLY TRIED ON A BEARD FILTER
The reason you haven't see him in a while
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"And she has a back brace cus she got scoliosis." I'm dying HAHAHAAH
He neeeeeds to react to TikToks now! Every girl simping over him is a mood
BRETMAN ROCK IS HANDS DOWN THE BEST RUclipsR TO EXIST
The reason you haven't see him in a while
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Badr Alami Afilal YES
It's crazy how YT wont let us see a cocktus 🙄🤦🏻♀️
Moon Shine Down riiight
If your cocktus don't have to be censored,is it even a cocktus??💁♀️😂
HIS HAIR LOOKS SO GOOD!
The reason you haven't see him in a while
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I love Bretman's face on the one where Cleo's crying. His smile + he's actually mouthing Cleo's cry 😭 so cute
6:14 "He don't follow me so..." same i unfollow people who unfollowed mi lmao
Everyone thinks that Bretman's fans are ALL Americans. Like this if you're a plant
Edit: shoutout to the cutest @Jamie Marie Perez 💯
HELLUR fellow plant :3
?
I'm a cocktus 🌵
I’m actually a bird
Yes
'And for someone who hates people, I miss people.'
OMGGG MOOOOOOOD!
I just love the "Twinkle, twinkle, little ByiTcH" HAHAHAHA
“I miss people”, same bretman, same😔
he didn’t do the singer song writer actress actor 😞
The reason you haven't see him in a while
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This is literally the first thing i noticed...
“Cause without turtles , there wouldn’t be turtles”
Me : * uncontrollably on the floor laughing *
✨Without turtles we wouldn’t have any turtles✨
“She got scoliosis” 🌵😂
Bretman: doesn't remember shooting a show
Also Bretman: *I remember this day cause this day she wanted oreo so bad*
"Without turtles we wouldn't have any turtles"
VSCO girls: *NOTE THAT DOWN*
I giggled 😂
The reason you haven't see him in a while
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@@HIGHOFFNAE no you sksksksed😂
Bretman should be commended for staying out of drama. What an icon. Love him so much❤️
damn he’s getting prettier and prettier
he knows he’s a king
The reason you haven't see him in a while
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Nik Lopez fake asf stop commenting on everyone thing bro
You mean QUEEN 👑 🙌🏼💕
Rosan Reyes lmfaooo 😂
Axel Bretman calls “herself” she, her & QUEEN, BRO!
umm he probably won’t see this comment but
i was going through a really tough time at the hospital i felt like i was going to die and i probably was and i had no hope left , no laughter and no tears. i discovered bretman’s channel and started watching his videos which made me feel happier and made me feel as if i had a reason to live and i just thought that i should share this with others so you can know that you are worth it and to never give up , ( btw i was in a hospital for a suicide attempt ) , but if Bretman see’s this , even though he probably won’t , i love u and ur sister , Princess, so much.! u guys made me feel as if i had a reason to live and gave me the happiness i needed to keep going.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that i am very proud of you for walking out of this on your own. This is proof that you are stronger than you think! Sending lots of love from Singapore!
You are stronger than you'll ever know. Never ever give up on life,no matter how hard things seem always remember that it can and WILL get better. You are the only YOU that there is and you are worthy of living,this world needs you💛💛💛
nvm
H Dubby ❤️❤️
Xuan ❤️❤️❤️
Is it just me or does Bretman have the best attitude, even the way he says “bitch” to princess makes me laugh
Bretman Rock literally has his own lane like no other beauty guru can even get on his lane
“This video is unavailable on this device.”
My phone is brand new. Why can’t I watch this video on my phone?
Mine says the same idk why
I'm using a laptop and it says the same thing
Same here
same:( and i can't re watch it
It’s saying the same for me 🤷🏾♀️
Bretman’s face when he saw that it was a video with Cleo in it 🥺
The fact that i didn’t skip the sponsorship...Wow.
Same lol
Same....
same
You really are shocked..
Wow i didnt skip the sponsor...bretman just is so genuine its like hes not just trying to sell it for money he actually likes the brand and uses it
lesson learned: follow bretman cus he could follow back at any time
Bret has the cutest giggle eveeerrrr 8:50🥰
“With out turtles we wouldn’t have turtles”😂 bro bretman rock is the best person ever.
Anyone else liked the part of bretmas acting straight where he said “anything for you mama” so cuteeee
"For someone that hates people, I miss people" i can relate so much
It's weird see bret with short hair. Love his long hair
The tik tok girl that says " RiGhT In thiIS LITTLE Garaaaagee" is GORGEOUS!! Oh wow 😍
she's @ a.rriah on instagram
Bret’s outfit is everything
Pov: ur scrolling thru the comments tryna find someone that's not a bot
I love seeing Bretman mature
"I wont be shopping at sephora judging every product like this"
I love you
9:15 bretman's reaction watching himself saying bitch....😂😂😂😂
I can watch it 100 times and still laugh 😂😂😂
You know you're lit when people are out here making Tik Toks about you 🤣
11:39 in sync was so cool
The Cleo crying over the Oreo and him singing it like it was a song🤣🤣 u r so hilarious!! Even her crying was slowing down watching him!! Oh & ur cheeehoo was 🔥💯