Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming. How do you get an octopus to giggle ten giggles? You give him ten-tickles. Why was the broom late? Because he over-swept! My boss told me to put two pieces of wood together. I totally nailed it.
"Dirk how did you get on the roof?" "No one cares Jake!" "Dirk... how DID you get on the roof though!!" "No one cares Karkat (which ironically is my real name XD)"
Oh my god this is halarious u guys are awesome don't stop what you do it's just the best I think I've rewatch was catsitting like three times it's that funny luv u guys
did anyone else notice that when john ran away he ran straight into Dave's room? it had the disk on the door. I just started squealing! Bro's Boot Campplinkoceans • 68K viewsLive4:52Playlist ()Mix (50+)
"It's a privilege to be in my house!"
I got one
How did the seer of light ascend?
SHE ROSE
ba-dum tchss
"How Did The Sylph Of Space Ascend? She Kanaya!"
that's the best joke i was able to make all month... even Egbert is better than me right now.
xXscribble KibbleXx buddum tisss
Me: *inhales* PFFFFFFFF BOI
xXscribble KibbleXx the guy who did a doorbell joke got a nobell prize
"ITS A PRIVILEGE TO BE IN MY HOUSE"
"Dirk how'd you get on the roof?" " no one cares jake!"
Me: "but srsly! How DID you get on the roof?" " "no one cares random cosplayer!"
I was just about to comment this.
"How'd ya get up there?"
"No-one cares, Jake."
3:46 ... did no one hear Jake said, "I'm turned on" 😂😂😂
P1nk_Phoenix 04 xDDD 😂😂😂
Didn't notice but thanks
Jake: how did u get up there
Dirk: no one cares jake
4:23 "how'd you get up there?"
"no one cares Jake"
XD last time i was on a roof there was a cat and "Circle of Life" was sung
Have you ever tried to eat a clock?
It's very time consuming.
How do you get an octopus to giggle ten giggles?
You give him ten-tickles.
Why was the broom late?
Because he over-swept!
My boss told me to put two pieces of wood together.
I totally nailed it.
omg those r funny
Acelover3000 revaluate your life
AAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYEEEEEEE
"It's a privilege to be in my house! " XD
Stephanie Hernandez I read this as he said that
Jake: DUNDUNDUNBUBUBUHBUH-Dave: Jake shut upJake: It's Pokemon. Dave: No its copyright.
IM SCREAMING
IM CRYING
IM DYING
“I know a guy. I didn’t dial sorry.”
“New phone WHO DIS.”
"A peanut allergy is no laughing matter."
"Dirk, how did you get up there?"
"no one cares Jake."
:^
1:51 Dave is about to murder John for a second, then realizes all of the reasons he can’t.
Oh my God
1:40 John shouldn't have cut in like that. He could have waited for a better point. Not his sharpest decision.
nice one though
bro: *points peanut butter covered butter knife*
John: I'M SORRY
Bro: IT'S A PRIVELAGE TO BE IN MY HOUSE
the bad thing is.... I laughed at all of the puns.... I need help xD
Jake: How did you get up there?
Dirk: No-one cares, Jake!
(that has to be my Favourite part)
anyone ever realize the windy symbol looks like tentabulges.
also [obscene ostrich laughter]
"Dirk how did you get on the roof?" "No one cares Jake!" "Dirk... how DID you get on the roof though!!" "No one cares Karkat (which ironically is my real name XD)"
Really???
I can't breath, the kiss was so unexpected! I'm dying!
That was punderful
Poor John
He needed to take a BREATH before finishing him off
"no it's copyright, shut up"
Always great when there is a little bit of johndave 👌
Oh my god these puns are so bad and that's what makes it hilarious
I saw the peanut butter thing coming but it was amazing
I actually laughed at one of Johns puns
You accomplished something plinkoceans
When you realize John and you have more in common than you thought
"Dirk how did you get up there?"
"No one cares, Jake!"
Dirk is my spirit animal
"I am fully rekt" x,D i canttt
WonderOfCosplay i think he said "i am fully erect" both me and my friend heard that so- that's what we concluded he said.
somber Tastmanian Ah. Makes sense x,D
It does. xD
Poor john. He lost at his own game.
Jake: I'm turned on
and now Im hoping the next video is about pickup lines
"ik a guy......oh wait I didn't dial"
I just laughed so hard omg I spit water everywhere I love you guys so much
This eats so hard, i thought id cringe based off my memory of these videos but they lowkey hold up
Oh my god this is halarious u guys are awesome don't stop what you do it's just the best I think I've rewatch was catsitting like three times it's that funny luv u guys
Precious Dave is precious
This is AMAZING and REALLY FUNNY! Keep up what you do its awesome! i luv ya guys!
When John tells the jokes about pigs when BRO and Dave are training in Dave like seriously XD
I'm back years later and this is genuinely fucking hilarious. The fuckin "i forgot to dial im sorry"!!!!!!!
am I the only one that laughed at johns puns XD
OH HOW IVE MISSED YOU QUILLIS!!!! QUILLIS AND PLAJUS ARE THE CUTEST YUP
JohnDave in this... was Amazing.
So good
1:01 Oh my lord Jif... no...
Am I the only one that thought of Dashie? XDD
ITS A PRIVLIGE TO BE IN MY HOUSE
The first time I watched this, I though you said baker, not banker, and could not for the life of me get the joke.
I love annoying other people with my puns
"how'd you get up there?" "no one cares jake"
John: Did you know I was gonna be a baker once!
Dirk: But you lost interest
Me: No, but he met Betty Crocker
He should have at yeast tried
bro and Dave remind me of me and my brother
All these puns are *gouda*
It was only a matter of time before i ran into homestuck word pr0n while looking for bro puns
Jake:how did you get up there?
Dirk:no one cares Jake
XD
stick a fork in my word cause its done *epic hero pose*
he should've called sans the pun master...
this is how I know I have problems
THE ULTIMATE POKEMON BATTLE EVER
Plajus has such a cute laugh
Me and my friends really love your guys Channel
Did anyone else notice John ran into Dave's room? *intense eyebrow wiggling*
Lol Bro and Dave's interactions are the best.
Quillis has returned!! I missed you so much, dude ;-; hilarious, as always, guys!
Dirk is calling himself!
dirk wtf?
Jake: I'm turned on XD
Is it bad that I laughed at all the jokes?
I love you guys omf
Then they all end up beating up Dirk because why not.
I could not stop laughing it is very very funny
"oh my god. waiter. huh. its funny."
Omg Poor John XD
4:15 Trigger for Johndave shippers XD
Thank you for making my day! XD
Death by knife and peanut butter
I love Johns puns 😂
Dirk: new phone, who dis?Bro: ..this is Bro.Dirk: ...Bro: ..Bro StriderDirk: ...Bro: ..I make SmuppetsDirk: oh hey!
“That was really sexy”
1:15 I used to have the shoes Dave has
u guys are amazing holy shit this is so great
John. John I told you. Don't annoy people with your puns. We do that together, I feel sad now you left me out :((
OHHHHH!!! BAKING! (BACON) HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Humor is my ally, and I merely adopted the humor.
Nice shoes dave
Awwww poor John
I think Johns jokes are funny
icarly WAS MY S*IT
Dave:does my butt looks good
Bro:your butt looks good
Me:NO DAVES BUTT IS AWESOMENESS............I'm sorry
THIS IS AMAZING!!! JOOOOHN ♥♥♥♥
did anyone else notice that when john ran away he ran straight into Dave's room? it had the disk on the door. I just started squealing! Bro's Boot Campplinkoceans • 68K viewsLive4:52Playlist ()Mix (50+)
Let me just take this time to say this Bro looks cute.
....
alright. have a good day.
2:11
IS THAT A ZTE!?!?!!?
My babies!!! I love ya'lls videos :3
John no
Amazing
let's make those 999 likes into 1k
XD this is so funny.You guys rock plinkoceans ^_^
BACON.....BAcon.....bacon
I love this 🤣
Very punny