What if Everything went TERRIBLE For Poland? (April Fools)
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Germany was so scared of Poland that he forgot to wear his hat.
lmfao
Who is he
@@typo4859 Holstein
@@slag555 Do not speak his name
Where Belgium
This is actually fascinating, you should do more of these "videos I found in an alternate timeline" the feeling of alienation and weirdness is amazing
History 2 on his second channel
@@NeichoKijimura oh cool, I though I missed it. This is still correct
Double Blind What Ifs.
@@spartanalex9006 exactly
Oh wow, that's a lot of likes there.
Being early sure has it's benefits
Yeah no it's way too unrealistic. At least you didn't include some fictional land like "Belgi*m" and Denmark
Funfact: according to Cody from the alt history hub, al andalus surviving causes the Netherlands to not exist
I can attest, everyone in Belgi*m are actors payed by the gouvernement. We don’t exist.
It's weird that you even brought up the legend of Belgi*m and Denmark
@@andreman86probably due to the legend of Danish Livonia
It's Uk and Germany nightmare a sea for France in the only place where it's a full road to the flat plains of France
Belgium being so good friend to Britain (after they achieved they independence), that they decide to become a pool to give some waters to British Navy.
Also Denmark decided to save their Baltics friends from WW2 by sacrificing themselves.
Naahhh, after they have beaten the Dutch, the Dutch simply sank all of Belgium. Because if they can't have it, nobody can.
It was the rising tide of nationalism that flooded Belgium
I love how Denmark and Belgium just doesn't exist
They sank because the Dutch made new lands by reclaiming the sea in Indonesia to make more colonies, and the extra water had to go somewhere. This also sank Florida 😢
i think its just an april fool joke
Fr
What do you mean, Belgium doesn’t truly exist
what the hell is denmark and belgium
This was fact checked by the real polish patriots
💯💯
How? Time traveller?
I guess Channel Member maybe but still HOW TF@@Destructor45098
Real
Oh hi Ghosty
Viewers might be fooled into believing that the first map of this video is wholesome because it has huge poland in it, when infact, it is wholesome because Belgium doesnt fucking exist
Lmao didn't even see that
Based
I was just about to comment that too
The perfect world
~no denmark~ too
There are MANY things wrong with this scenario:
1. Gustavus Adolphus not falling from his horse is impossible to happen. Even if he were to survive, Sweden wouldn't defeat Poland, as both countries are now in NATO.
2. After the French revolutions, it's impossible for somebody competent to rise to power. The French favoured a system not based on skill, but on social status. France also conquering Europe and then losing is impossible.
3. The events of the 20th century puzzle me the most. Why would Germany lose the First World War? This is impossible to happen. Why would an untranationalist state and a communist state work together? This is insane and I don't know how you could come up with such idea...
4. Finally, the most unrealistic part is the partitions of Poland... You know that Poland can simply refuse and in turn Russia, Prusisa, and Austria would back down and respect Poland's decision, right?
Not your most realistic work, sorry.
It is indeed strange that such hegemon like germany in this timeline(with such a strong hold of polish industrial teritories) would lose to the coalition only because britisch had blockaded their coasts. I hope that PH would reutrn to his more realistic scenarios and you're videos are pertty cool rewriting history(ngl)
bRotherS and brOs possible hitorie has fall off 😔 only funny 69 number veiwis in a day 😕 🤦
Yes! Surely, even if Gustavus Adolphus didnt fall off his horse, i'm sure he would've fallen off his horse in the near future!
"Untranationalist"
Everything seemed realistic up to the Cossack rebellion. I mean, c'mon, the polish government and institutions are way too stable for there to be a rebellion. What would more likely happen is the Cossacks would propose a reform in the polish diet to make the state more fair, I'm thinking a polish-lithuanian-ruthenian commonwealth. The resulting state would be even more stable and powerful than OTL (as hard that is to believe) and Poland would inevitably beat back the russians and swedes in a round two.
This is incredibly unrealistic. Everybody whose read the eminent historian Algernon Fitzwilliam Carruthers's book from 1891, "The Ebb and Flow of Empires: An Inquiry into the Supposed Rhythms of History", would know that Poland's cycle means that it is a historical inevitability that they create the Polish Space Hussars by the end of the 19th century, which would easily allow Poland to conquer the Moon.
Poland can into space 🗿
Yeah exactly
Is this a parody of that guy that said George Washington raided London in a space shuttle?
@@minestar2247 no im mocking whatifalthist
This is based on this video if everything went good for Poland
The Portugal and Spain switch of colours killed me at the beginning
You mean Portugal and the Celtic Empire?
Isn't that Kingdom of Southern Galicia and Basque Empire?
A real Prince and the Pauper situation. They both think they'll gain from trading with one another. Except now Portugal is dealing with crippling inflation, and Spain suddenly has England for a friend. Truly cursed.
What’s next? What if everything went PERFECT for England?
we did lose the hundered years war and most of france so?
@@kingthomasthehun8408modern england
@@Napolean.Mapping I mean for a long time everything did go Perfect for England or Britain.
@@ChrisCrossClash yeah
Imagine if they started a union with Scotland and Ireland that would be crazy. And also maybe Hanover or something
Great alternate history video! Can you do: "What if everything went terrible for Carthage" next?
Poland is the modern day Carthage between Militaristic Rome/Russia and divided progressive Western EU/Hellenic States :(
Such an unrealistic scenario can’t imagine a Poland like this
I like how this is just our timeline, implying this is the worst timeline
yeah, it is
it's a prima aprilis joke
@diempyl2165 I wonder how many takes it took him to not chuckle even a little bit.
I mean only things which could go wrong for poland didn't First is victory at Grunwald second is That Poland lose battle of Warsaw (1920) and is conquered by bolsheviks
wdym his scenario was incredibly unrealistic. He can't just say that Russia somehow manages to win a war against poland, as it was easier said than done. In our timeline, the russian troops were crushed by the winged hussars, so I can't see any realistic scenario where Russia can manage to hold them back. I am unsubscribing from this channel, since he cannot think straight and acknowledge the fact that there is no realistic scenario where poland could possibly be partitioned. Definitely the worst alt history video I've ever watched
Yeah because of belguim
There seem to be some mistakes in one of your old maps you showed at 1:48. It depicts some extra landmasses in the North Sea including a land connection between modern day France and the Netherlands along with some peninsula above Germany.
Actually, these areas, the last remaining parts of Doggerland, did exist once, however due to rising sea levels they would slowly sink due to rising sea levels. We do not know a whole lot about these places, as much has been buried on the ocean floor, but the peninsula in the north is theorized to be the island which Tacitus claims to be "the home of the Cimbrians" (which were a tribe that attacked Rome around 100 BCE). It might also be where the Angle-part if the Anglo-Saxons came from, due to the area south of it (Saxony) being where the Saxons came from, fleeing from the rising sea to what is today England, however both of these theories are disputed. The place south of the Netherlands, what is today the mouth of the Rhine, would sink during the industrial revolution because of the ice melting.
@@Ronja_the_fairyCompletely false, it's actually Catterland (the lost land between France and the Netherlands) and Mouserland (the lost land of the Hamburger Peninsula in Germany). Doggerland is actually the lost land between Spain and Morocco.
@@Ronja_the_fairy 10/10
@@Ronja_the_fairy and imagine if they called it England, that's very sussy
@@BRUH-lx3jvOh yeah, i often get them mixed up.
honestly the main takeaway I had from this is that our timeline had so many random shits come about and "okay this event produced a fucking genius out of nowhere" that makes all alternate histories stupid for not including bullshit level OP character insertions
0:01 casually flooding Belgium, Denmark and Holland like a boss.
I like how this shows how ludicris our own timeline is. Maybe people can stop complaining about "realism" now.
Nobody expected the Schlieffen naval invasion of France.
It's more unexpected than the Spanish inquisition
Love how the worst possible scenario is literally canon😂
The worst possible scenario is probably Lithuania unifieing with Moscow instead of Poland, which almost happened.
Basically you get the Russian empire dominating Poland centries earlier and poles end up a tity poor micro nation like Slovakia or maybe cease to exist entirely by modern day era.
@@matthiuskoenig3378In this type scenario Poland only have 2 enemies, Czechia and Russia, so Ottomans and Sweden would be much closer too Poland, as they're wouldn't be rivals and all off them would be against Russia much quicker in history.
I am Polish so I would absolutely hate that timeline, 1/10
I live in Polish Greece. I hate it too
more like 1/9
You're in for a suprise, you're in for a shock
i love how everything just sinks
what do you mean
What is this you speak of..? Belgium? Denmark? It's time to rest on our Polish moon base, my friend. No need to speak of such far-fetched fictional nations.
That a Land between the Netherlands and France named Belgium exist is the biggest Mandela effect i ever had to this point.
He didn’t include Denmark from the beginning, and took away Belgium from the middle and onward😂😂😂😂😂
Denmark existed in Roman times
Happy April Fools guys!
1:08 i almost got caught. We all know that our space program started from first world astronaut Mr. Twardowski!
I'm glad you still included the disappearance of Belgium in this timeline. It's so weird how the entire country just vanished overnight and I really don't see it not happening in this timeline just because Poland failed. I feel like you managed to stay realistic enough. It's like you said, you covered a lot of time.
The only stretches really are Russia just having a revolution for no reason and Germany deciding to also become extremist, but like the exact opposite of Russia just for the lolz.
Maybe France conquering Europe for a short while is a bit of a stretch, too, especially after the revolution. But in our time, they had a pretty strong military even back then, so I can sort of imagine someone taking advantage of the situation.
I like how he couldn't come up with literally anything to justify a random french guy suddenly conquering half of europe so he just came up with "call me crazy, BUT"
I can picture the Space Hussars of the Polish-Terran Commonwealth patrolling the edges of their claimed space in their Tarpan-class starfighters.
NOOOOO!!
I really thought this wasn’t an april fools video and I was so excited to watch it.
I, as an amateur historian, find this to be absolutely and utterly unrealistic.
Poland losing? What's next, Rich Latin America?
That last, is a truly good joke
holy shit divine cyclone
love how poland is finally getting its true representation on the internet! but the video is quite unrealstic, i dont think that could ever happen to poland..
I love that this just helps show off how insane real history is. You may say something is unrealistic, but if you look through history, I guarantee you will find a dozen things 10 times weirder.
I know this is a April fools special but I wish other RUclipsrs teach history like this
Scenario Idea: What if the French Plan XVII (The plan to invade Belgium in case of a German attack) was used in the First World War?
what's a belgium?
Belgium?? You mean the fictional country?? You know the lands od belgium are actually a small sea, right? I know the dutch have plans of turning it into land, but still, belgium is just fiction
This is far too unrealistic.
1. It would be impossible for Polish nobles to be so ignorant of the people's wanting a democracy. Just like in our timeline where Poland became a democracy. Even if the nobles rejected the people's proposal, the people would simply just overthrow the monarchy and plus the nobles are very smart to where they would have simply agreed with the people.
2. France and french people are very incompetent. They would never even be able to conquer Germany let alone most of Europe. Plus, why would "Napleon" or whatever even come to power? France back then was ranked by if you were born to a rich family or not, not by your skills.
3. How would such a bolstered Germany lose 2 world wars? Maybe they got unlucky in the first but they would have surely won the second! I just find it highly unrealistic that the Germans were so unlucky and terrible that they lost 2 world wars! Also, why would France and Britain simply just let Germany take land? That would be so stupid of them to just let Germany get more and more land even while at war!
4. This "communist" Russia would in no way in heck be able to control the Polish people. As we all know the strong, mighty, intelligent Poles would easily be able to take over Russia and its satellites if they felt like it. No way would Russia be able to control Poland and nothing would happen.
Definitely did not enjoy this video. Wayyy too unrealistic.
Okay but you should do this type of video with Fuhrerreich or something. That'd be cool
Great video Potential History! Next video should be “what if the Habsburg Netherlands never sank”. Or maybe do another collaboration with Redrawing History, RippedWashington, StoryMom and Kunskapis!
Damn the unlisted video released glory to Poland 🇵🇱🇵🇱
I really like how you did, not only remove Denmark and Belgium, but you also made the blockade around Germany
4:55 damn this changed the timeline so much Denmark became an ocean
8:03 oh my god, the formation of Germany deleted Belgium as well 😂
It's a nice day/night when this man posted a video.
Wow, that is clearly a bizarre scenario
Never thought you would go so fictional
Even saying this is the "most unrealistic scenario" would be a huge understatement. Poland doesn't dominating Europe is just unimaginable.
We sure are lucky that we don’t live in such a horrible timeline
Basically we are living in the world where everything went as bad as possible for Poland
Yeah, happily not completely everything went bad
@@AnthemsOfEuropethey are on a rebound
Germany winning WW2 would be the actual absolute worst, since they would just wipe out the Poles eventually.
@@hjuy4049 I mean communist Poland was pretty bad still, and Germany wasn’t very sustainable and would be bound to have the alliance tear itself apart
@@kylezdancewicz7346 The Germans had already settled a lot of Germans into Poland, and killed millions of Polish people, if their occupation over Poland had lasted to only like 1955, the Polish population would be devastated. It is nowhere near as bad as communist Poland, like it's not even close.
I mean "What if Poland lost the Soviet-Polish war" is a more interesting scenario.
Which effect the WWII
Why did the southern Netherlands just… sink? I know this also happened OTL but I still don’t get why.
Released the video to the public at literal midnight for me
Poland: _exists_
Europe: is it for me???
also eu: _mouthwatering_
Damn I can't watch so much Ls for Poland! I can't cope!
Now I HAVE TO imagine some headcanon continuation for this timeline so that it won't be THAT bad for poles! Like, I don't know, what if this Soviet Russia you're talking about will collapse? Like, what if they'd lose their western lands so that there won't be (or at least there'll be too little) borders between Russia and Poland? And what if Poland had a chance for democratisation and economic growth after all?
I love the fact that everybody plays along
i forgot its april fools and for atleast 10 minutes thought this was like a new content form where like he goes backwards on his everything perfect scenerrio, but i suppose witnessing belgium and denmark dissapear from reality without even mentioning it shouldve been a dead give away
Thank god THAT never happened!
I haven’t been this enthralled with a story, since my governor told me about the tragedy of Darth plagues the wise
There seems to be a really strong alliance between the French and the Dutch, they managed to drain the entire Belgian Sea during this weird revolution only for it to be refilled after France lost again.
I love how this is just a history of Poland😂😂😂
I know😂😂
No no it is definitely an alt history and DEFINITELY not a April fools joke
I love the realistic beginning, the rest of the video was SOOOO unrealistic thoo.
I had a nightmare where a country existed between the Netherlands and France, a cursed hybrid of the two. Thank God it was just a dream.
0:58 this image is photoshopped it’s supposed to be Belarusian flag
The space program, balkans bit and 8:23 "economic issues" absolutely broke me
I love how I noticed Belgium but completely missed Denmarks absence
I think a video with just the geographical map of this world would be very interesting
I like how Belgium and Denmark just don’t even exist
I love how on every european map denmark just doesn't exist
Can you please do "what if everything went perfectly for italy next?
As a citizen of the Polish states of America, I’m extremely offended by this, this is so unrealistic. 0/10
this is such a weird scenario... i could never imagine something like this ever happening in real life!!!!
You should do more of these alternate history from another timeline
What if everything went perfect for the axis powers
What axis powers?
@@minestar2247"The German team"
i think a spinoff for a minor faction from this video is a little silly tbh :/
@@minestar2247The German team in the WW2 of the timeline shown. Unrealistic premise, Poland would never lose to Russia and Sweden, but yeah.
That is just the 2023 april fools video lol.
I love what you did there, I wonder how many people got the joke
ok but where is Great Lechina
Real
Can you do "What if Rome created a massive empire" and "What if germany lost ww2" next? Thanks!
Rome creating a massive empire is unrealistic. Isn’t Rome that tiny region in Italy? 😂
@@emeraldfinder5 True, they'd probably be squashed by the Etruscans, maybe the Carthaginians if they survive long enough...
@@IdioteerButReal Maybe they could first expand southwards and when they are strong enough conquer the etruscans. After that they would have an actual chance to destroy carthage if they are insistent enough. By defeating carthage they get control of north africa, southern gaul and spain, as well as northern italy. Then they could conquer greece by having a war with a macedonian rump state idk. After that they slowly vassalize and annex all the greek kingdoms outside greece. Then, I know I am being very unrealistic at that point, a roman general could conquer Gaul to increase his status, then a civil war starts and after winning he tries to subvert the republic and becoming a monarch, getting killed by the elites angry with him. But his allies would have the support of the people if he was a smart populist, eventually winning and then entering *another* civil war among themselves. Egypt would get on the wrong side of the civil war and be annexed, the winner will be smarter and preserve a republican facade while being a king in all but name, eventually the facade is dropped and the roman empire becomes a monarchy explicitly. They would probably divide in an eastern greek section and a western latin section to make governance easier, I predict the later would fall due to corruption (rome would become very corrupt) and german invasions. German kingdoms would be established all over the western empire. As for the east idk maybe it would be weakened by a series of invasions from arabs, slavs and east asian nomadic peoples, eventually falling to some of these. Nothing lasts forever, after all.
Their legacy would be something akin to Carthage and Alexander, being forever admired and deemed as the source of a common idea of Western Civilization.
I love how the joke is that everything actually went wrong for poland
Info at the start is a bit wrong, the Peoples Democratic State of North Western Czechobrazilia is independent after the 70th Sino-Ugandan War of 2017 due to protests against Poland, they are not under their sphere of influence of Poland either nor an ally
Do a what if history went perfect for Argentina
Did I do it?
Have I finally escaped the only paraler universe where Russians recapture Moscow?
7:38 belgium is no more
edit: neither is denmark
No because i like this idea, but you completely gave away the chance of it being realistic with this supposed “genius general” in revolutionary france. Even if such a guy ever existed, the civil unrest and the 13 vendemiarie would have brought back monarchist power nonetheless just like in our timeline. And this “general” would have been executed. But great attempt!
So Have you guys heares of the lost land Denmark? It is said they hold the power of the 'lego' which harnesses the pain of a thousand kinghts.
At 1:53 you say Poland is at its peak which would mean that it fell down later which is absurd cause it is the greatest superpower right now.
Next thing youre gonna say is "what if the Belgium dam was built."
Wait, are we not living in this universe?
that's the joke, it's april fools
April Fools.
I don't think the Soviets are still around.
Can you do a scenario about Großdeutschland or greater Germany .
Or what if Austria-hungary was Carlsen op by Italy, Germany, Russia And bulgaria.
Love your Videos
What If everything went terrible for Russia 🇷🇺
Wait, Belgium and Denmark don't exist so that means Lego and Tintin don't exist either 😢
I liked my own comment
WHO ARE THE 17 PEOPLE WHO LIKE THIS WHY WOULD YOU CARE
@@hanifiniohe liked his own comment
This is extremely unrealistic, this provides a dangerous and inaccurate view into the not-so inevitable decline of the polish nation.
what a devastating alternate timeline. given this alternate timeline i might not have even lived in Poland, as the citizens of Poland may have migrated to nations outside of Europe that promise freedom, such as those perplexing United States, to escape Germany and Russia ruthlessly carving the territory. relieved that such a timeline is simply not real.
the hashtags on this video are very interesting
I just realized that Denmark didn't exist in this entire video
Love how it just devolves into World War 1 and World War 2 at the end
Oh My God! Poland Is So Powerful! How Can You Imagine This Impossible Video!
that's a good april fools joke, and also we should start to use the verb "fuhrerreich-ing" when doing alt-hisroty inside of alt-history
much love from african northest southeast polska
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I can't properly express how uncomfortable the map not having Belgium and Denmark makes me
I was going to say I wished you made this a serious video then realised oh wait.. History did go horrible for Poland..
Do a “what if Denmark doesn’t exist”
I mean Poland still, exists? As in, that's much more than a majority of historic states since 1500 could say about themselves.
7:57 this is the most glorious map I’ve ever seen… Belgium AND denmark have sunk into the ocean 🗿