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  • Опубликовано: 11 янв 2025

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  • @Theottree
    @Theottree Год назад +328

    Ahhhh yes, the ~7hour trial of my will. Happy anniversary

    • @Lobsterwithinternet
      @Lobsterwithinternet Год назад +8

      7?
      This is +20 hours of Longman goodness!

    • @Lunartic_
      @Lunartic_ Год назад +38

      I wish you were on more often. It's always a great episode then.

    • @Lobsterwithinternet
      @Lobsterwithinternet Год назад +5

      @@Lunartic_ Same.

    • @italyspit5192
      @italyspit5192 Год назад +23

      With lines like "get on with it" and "groans loudly" whenever a video essay became a vlog

    • @The90sDoggo
      @The90sDoggo Год назад +21

      You are one of the bests guests in EFAP, hope you can come more often.

  • @mediocrestreams3284
    @mediocrestreams3284 Год назад +416

    the irony of jim sterling saying that other people want you to accept their distorted reality, 1:43:40 ie the sky is green, is incredible

    • @iemzaf
      @iemzaf Год назад +100

      I actually coughed up my drink when the crew reached that point. Woke freaks really have no self reflection do they?

    • @jonbaxter2254
      @jonbaxter2254 Год назад +41

      Doublethink.

    • @dadocta5168
      @dadocta5168 Год назад +3

      Timestamp?

    • @darthdragonborn1552
      @darthdragonborn1552 Год назад +25

      Classic leftist projection

    • @MrVohaul
      @MrVohaul Год назад

      As he stands there dressed as a big boobed clown...

  • @anthonysaylor8120
    @anthonysaylor8120 Год назад +555

    When you're in a "thin skin" competition and your opponents are Hasan and Jim Sterling

    • @darkraiking680
      @darkraiking680 Год назад +73

      Thin in skin, thick in head.

    • @wardenunknown
      @wardenunknown Год назад +70

      That’s the only time someone would describe Jim as anything resembling thin

    • @codylawler2652
      @codylawler2652 Год назад +23

      I don't think Jim basically making his organs stab proof with anything under a machetes length makes him thin skinned

    • @herrikudo
      @herrikudo Год назад

      ​​@@codylawler2652 XD

    • @Homerstar
      @Homerstar Год назад +1

      With a surprise run in from CM Punk.

  • @Indigo_Gaming
    @Indigo_Gaming Год назад +115

    Happy 5th! Had a blast with this one, my only regret is that I had to duck out before the gang engaged in (philosophically pointless and HARMFUL) interactive trolly problems. That looked fun!

  • @yikesyourchunkyhostilityha2321
    @yikesyourchunkyhostilityha2321 Год назад +267

    "From a very young age we were taught video games need to be finished beforre we deserved to have another one."
    Babe, that's cereal.

    • @The90sDoggo
      @The90sDoggo Год назад +3

      He got it wrong! XD

    • @rainbowmoon1461
      @rainbowmoon1461 Год назад +7

      It’s not like it’s even a bad thing. Particularly when it’s someone else’s money that buys it. 😅

    • @Soft_Ghost
      @Soft_Ghost Год назад +10

      From a very young age, I was taught that video game is only for those who can get straight A. And if you fail any subject, you don't even deserve to sit in front of PC for months. It's.. an Asian thing.
      But seriously, what kind of parents care if you finish your game or not...

    • @Lobsterwithinternet
      @Lobsterwithinternet Год назад +4

      @@Soft_GhostEasy: Parents who are professional LoL players.

    • @andrewmeyer3599
      @andrewmeyer3599 3 месяца назад

      ​@@Soft_Ghost i wouldnt go that far. Even my white as fuck parents would look at me sideways if i asked for something as expensive as a video game while my grades were below expectations

  • @casternova4347
    @casternova4347 Год назад +123

    My brother showed me efap. I haven't watched everything yet but thank you for these past 3 years I've been following. Congratulations on 5 years!

    • @The90sDoggo
      @The90sDoggo Год назад +4

      And hope there could be many more!

  • @JulianDoe
    @JulianDoe Год назад +334

    Timestamps
    0:00 …and So It Begins
    2:30 Welcome
    6:24 Here Comes The Guests
    6:40 The Tradition
    7:54 Star Wars
    8:54 Why Do You Hate Everything?
    11:56 Delays
    12:41 The Survey
    13:14 The Jimquisition
    1:57:05 You Don't Need To Finish A Game
    4:22:30 Lewis
    4:27:36 Theo's Prediction, Conclusions & Turnover
    4:34:49 Wisecrack
    7:11:24 Substitution
    7:12:25 EFAP vs. Adam & Sitch
    7:13:30 Absurdly Trolley Problems
    8:49:00 Plot Armour Is Good
    11:21:39 Halfway

    • @VanTesla
      @VanTesla Год назад +7

      Fast as heck. Nice 👍

    • @dmitriypi6983
      @dmitriypi6983 Год назад +4

      How tf, you people do that

    • @dmitriypi6983
      @dmitriypi6983 Год назад +4

      It's been 0 minutes 🤨

    • @VanTesla
      @VanTesla Год назад +19

      @@dmitriypi6983 I'm assuming it was done with the original stream that was unlisted. Then, a simple copy/paste. It's still impressive to detail and put out so quickly regardless.

    • @bovinejoannie9429
      @bovinejoannie9429 Год назад +3

      Do you know know if this is all of yesterday put together?

  • @jakecurry7367
    @jakecurry7367 Год назад +127

    Been here since the name EFAP was chosen and I cannot believe it has been 5 years already. What a ride!

    • @The90sDoggo
      @The90sDoggo Год назад

      Oh yeah a really fun one!

    • @sithsaiyan4529
      @sithsaiyan4529 11 месяцев назад

      You’re one of those. “I’ve been here since the beginning.” Cute flex.

  • @shamboholic
    @shamboholic Год назад +127

    I will never get over Theo dying inside at each title card, those are pained sighs

    • @malirix3834
      @malirix3834 Год назад +16

      Theo has so many underrated moments.

  • @EvGamerBETA
    @EvGamerBETA Год назад +41

    Good quote to respond to Stirling's:
    "If it can be destroyed by truth, it deserves to be destroyed by truth"

  • @Hollyclown
    @Hollyclown Год назад +115

    Every time EFAP watches a Jimquisition video, the more unhinged he progresses.

    • @benjamingrant5970
      @benjamingrant5970 Год назад +14

      It's like time-lapse footage into the realm of madness....

    • @gobshitescholarship7043
      @gobshitescholarship7043 Год назад +8

      "DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE QUESTION ME!"
      Jim Sterling must definitely

    • @mordirit8727
      @mordirit8727 8 месяцев назад +1

      That's precisely why they only do it once a year. If they did this twice as often Jim would be making videos about decapitating babies or some shit at this point

  • @vitato
    @vitato Год назад +90

    I remember EFAP's first anniversary. I don't exactly remember when I found them, but it was around Episode 15 or so, I was studying my first year of sociology. Now, 5 years passed, I still have no degree in anything. But I have a son! And next year I should start working as a teacher! Just... gotta get that fucking degree. I feel like I'm old but my life is only beginning.
    Thank you EFAP crew for being here these 5 years.

    • @kwazhims3lf
      @kwazhims3lf Год назад +2

      you're getting dad memory...
      i def member my first efap.. it was the spider one....
      i was so confused as to what i was listening to. listening to them spitball, digress get distracted, and make shit up bouncing jokes off eachother... quickly tho i liked the show... they were just too funny..
      then goliath happend.. efap is a treasure

    • @JTFIghter6969
      @JTFIghter6969 7 месяцев назад

      Good luck friend!

  • @majomajo1835
    @majomajo1835 Год назад +216

    The intro is freaking epic. Seeing Gollum choking the blind elf warmed my heart.

  • @TheSlammurai
    @TheSlammurai Год назад +19

    Great anniversary. I'm glad nobody argued or debated and everyone got along. Also glad to see Nutsa and E;R talking more than they used to.

    • @silenceyouidiot
      @silenceyouidiot Год назад

      Oh is Nutsa on this part? I remember she became much more vocal the last time, I even made the comment that it feels like she wasn't held at gunpoint this time lol

    • @sithsaiyan4529
      @sithsaiyan4529 11 месяцев назад

      I love me some E;R

  • @lordedward68
    @lordedward68 Год назад +72

    I HAVE TO FINISH THIS EFAP EPISODE

    • @trailduster6bt
      @trailduster6bt Год назад +2

      AAA comment

    • @cymes82
      @cymes82 Год назад +3

      @@trailduster6bt And you didn't even had to preorder it.

  • @VanTesla
    @VanTesla Год назад +42

    Qui-Gon lost the will to live. He saw through the Force the future shite and noped out.

  • @blackdragoncyrus
    @blackdragoncyrus Год назад +221

    Lewis is the key to all this.

    • @lolbuster01
      @lolbuster01 Год назад +25

      If we can just get Lewis working, it will all fall into place.

    • @mrshmuga9
      @mrshmuga9 Год назад +16

      If Lewis got melted, we’d all be dead.

    • @makkrowmazztikk7003
      @makkrowmazztikk7003 Год назад +16

      Lewis is do dense, every frame of him has so much going on.

    • @danishcartoonist545
      @danishcartoonist545 Год назад +15

      Lewis is responsible for Joel’s death

    • @samwallaceart288
      @samwallaceart288 Год назад +20

      Joel (bloody gun wavering as he aims at the last baby zebra)
      Lewis: "You _must_ finish your work, Joel. . . !"

  • @afelias
    @afelias Год назад +46

    Allen was right when it came to Skyrim; Rags, Jedi and Shad all wanted the endless middle

  • @myth5588
    @myth5588 Год назад +21

    Been a great 4+ years at this point, from the days of The Fandom Menace, to The Toxic Brood, to The Fellowship, been really fun guys, looking forward to another year of EFAPing

  • @ZenoDovahkiin
    @ZenoDovahkiin Год назад +31

    7:33:00 "What intentional risk?" My man they tied themselves to the tracks in the trolley problem cinematic universe, they deserve damnation and desire the sweet release of death.

  • @rogerrubio9540
    @rogerrubio9540 Год назад +14

    man what a weekend. I started with the stream went to work listened during lunch. came home.l after work listened on the road home. listened at work. went to bed listening to it. slept. woke up with them still streaming. went to walk the dog with them in my ear. went to work again and still listening to em. THANK YOU MAULER THANK YOU FRINGY THANK YOU RAGS!!! THANK YOU EFAP!!! Much much much love!!!

    • @emuman09
      @emuman09 Год назад +2

      Ok where the heck is part 2. It never showed up for me

  • @AimlessSavant
    @AimlessSavant Год назад +52

    Imagine you walk into an alley.
    Halfway in a shadow looms from behind, you turn around, a man blocks the way out. Its Lewis.
    You turn back to the dead end of the alley, A man stands there. Its Joel.
    What do you do?

    • @TheMichiganMachinist
      @TheMichiganMachinist Год назад +11

      The Lewis problem

    • @professormallard4348
      @professormallard4348 Год назад +15

      Considering that Joel will kill you and Lewis will only judge you, I'll take Joel.

    • @kwazhims3lf
      @kwazhims3lf Год назад +13

      hope and pray goliath shows up and just kills both of them

    • @HerohammerStudios
      @HerohammerStudios Год назад +6

      ​@@kwazhims3lf Goliath does not yield. You would all be consumed

    • @benjamingrant5970
      @benjamingrant5970 Год назад

      Roundhouse kick Lewis in the teeth, hand Joel your zebra meat bigot sandwich as tribute, for safe passage.

  • @sdfabctr
    @sdfabctr Год назад +9

    E;R saying "oh heeey, I love this fella" at the start of the third video has triggered my fight or flight instinct, this cannot be good

  • @doubledawg2006
    @doubledawg2006 Год назад +162

    Referring to the pretending like the trolley problem has no practical examples to pull from: this literally was played out hundreds, if not thousands, of times daily during the worst of the Covid pandemic. My father was hospitalized and placed on a respirator in January 2021 when there were a severe shortage of beds. He had a poor prognosis and wasn’t doing well, so they recommended we make him a DNR. This made no sense to me at the time because the doctor admitted that he did not have any major organ failure and still had a chance at a full recovery, just not a very good one. We refused, and a week later they pushed really hard again to make him DNR. The drs reasoning made no sense to me: “If we have to resuscitate him, he could have broken ribs and be in a lot of pain and then die.” But, if you don’t resuscitate then he’s dead anyway. At this time, there were dozens of articles in numerous medical journals that were arguing (wrongly IMO, and I’m open to debate on this though it isn’t pertinent to this post) that it was ethical to stop treating a patient who had a poor chance at recover if it opened up a hospital bed for someone with a better chance at recover. It’s called treatment rationing. I told the doctor hell no, you resuscitate him if he crashes. My father did crash shortly after, I believe they had to resuscitate him twice. He was on a ventilator for over 40 days and was hospitalized for over two months, but has since made a (mostly) full recovery.

    • @terracannon876
      @terracannon876 Год назад +54

      I think those who say the trolley problem has no practical examples are the lucky folk in life because they've never had enough misfortune to be forced into such a dilemma in real life.

    • @rontheauraknight9606
      @rontheauraknight9606 Год назад +33

      My brother recently had to do the trolley problem with his dog, his dogs leg had cancer and his choice was spend 5 grand to chop the leg and give his dog another few years potentially of life (dog is 11) or keep leg and the dog passes from cancer in 2 months. He chose the first option. Sadly he found out recently the cancer had spread.
      But yeah the trolley problem is very much an lot used for medical problems

    • @TheHardys01
      @TheHardys01 Год назад +13

      @@rontheauraknight9606 That story hit me.

    • @leriava
      @leriava Год назад +21

      I'm glad you still have your dad.

    • @hope-cat4894
      @hope-cat4894 Год назад +20

      Doctors, firefighters, police officers, soldiers, and politicians all have faced a trolley problem. Even managers have had to do this when deciding who to fire. Do you fire the older person with a family or the young college graduate with no kids? His reasoning is very strange that the trolley problem is somehow warping people's morality. 🤔 If anything, it helps you learn more about where your morality actually comes from and where it directs to.

  • @dadocta5168
    @dadocta5168 Год назад +79

    Seriously I woke up, they were streaming. I went to bed, they were still streaming.
    Snyder haters would resent this channel: too long for their comprehension.

    • @jonnywaldis8275
      @jonnywaldis8275 Год назад +14

      Well, Snyder-fans would probably too since the channel resents most of Snyder's movies.

    • @HerohammerStudios
      @HerohammerStudios Год назад +1

      I assume you haven't seen their DCEU arc to say this. The Snyder movies are fucking awful. Not because they're long, but because they're written by morons

    • @sigy4ever
      @sigy4ever Год назад +4

      @@jonnywaldis8275 idk bout 'resent' but they did review them badly (gave them a bad score, the reviews themselves were good)

    • @jonnywaldis8275
      @jonnywaldis8275 Год назад

      @@sigy4ever I was just mirroring the originals comments language a bit, maybe added some unintended meaning there.

    • @tobeornottobe5611
      @tobeornottobe5611 Год назад +2

      ​@@jonnywaldis8275They have been pretty upfront about resenting Snyder fans who think his DC movies are good. 😂

  • @mattymatmatmat977
    @mattymatmatmat977 Год назад +13

    The issue that the wisecrack has with the trolley problem is an overwhelming urge to HAVE TO BEAT THAT GAME.

  • @bashooi
    @bashooi Год назад +16

    Happy five-year everyone! It only felt like yesterday when the first stream started with Wolf. Also look out for Louis he is always watching judging you looking for an opening to strike.

  • @jimkun221
    @jimkun221 4 месяца назад +1

    The absolute shortsightedness on the clone problem is unbelievable, no consideration for the insane impact that would have on the lives of their families/how the clones would resolve those kind of issues.

  • @rogeryoungblood2452
    @rogeryoungblood2452 Год назад +24

    In the japanese original, the white ranger didnt exist, the white ranger was from the following sentai series that aired the year after. They had the green ranger turn into the white ranger because the green ranger wasnt selling enough toys, and kids were upset that he was evil. So they turned him good and changed his suit to sell more toys. Thats why his suit motif is completely different.

    • @dudeguy8686
      @dudeguy8686 Год назад

      I believe they kept that arc in the English version. Been 100 years now, but that storyline sounds familiar

    • @donovandelozier7156
      @donovandelozier7156 Год назад +3

      ​@@dudeguy8686yes, Tommy got given a power coin that rita had, he was corrupted, the rangers helped cleanse it, then Rita burned like a green candle that made him lose his powers, so zordon made him the white ranger, with the talking lion sword. If my memory is accurate.

  • @Riff_Roll
    @Riff_Roll Год назад +4

    Been watching since #1. I have sadly not had time to watch everything as life has been crazy since this began but to see what this community has become in 5 years has been crazy and I love it.

  • @ZenoDovahkiin
    @ZenoDovahkiin Год назад +23

    "They have bones, they don't have, like, an endoskeleton."
    Has FNAF really poisoned that word so much people now don't know that humans have endoskeletons?

    • @David_the_Psalmist
      @David_the_Psalmist Год назад +2

      I'm certain Mark meant exoskeleton, he just forgot the word. Poor guy was really put on the spot defedning his anti clone and robot sentiments.

    • @mryellow6918
      @mryellow6918 Год назад

      I'd his logic makes it sound like wolverine is a robot

  • @emerald4splash
    @emerald4splash Год назад +18

    Happy anniversary! Just wanted to say how happy I was that TotalBiscuit was mentioned several times during the stream, the man was great and is still greatly missed

  • @patgilroy7627
    @patgilroy7627 Год назад +4

    You guys are great to listen to when I’m driving 7+ hours at a time. Happy anniversary and please never change!

  • @kevinjackman4026
    @kevinjackman4026 Год назад +14

    Can we put the Trolley Problem guy on the track??
    Also, the irony of Mauler telling the group to make it quick.

  • @alexhayden219
    @alexhayden219 Год назад +25

    "The fanbase is tiring because the fanbase is exhausting." These are words.

  • @rogerrubio9540
    @rogerrubio9540 Год назад +2

    Thanks! Hi Rags!

  • @Zepher0987
    @Zepher0987 Год назад +26

    Imagine getting buttblasted your bow broke in ToTK when you can just make a laser gatling.
    Now imagine saying you don't have to finish ToTK to review it because Lord of Ring: Gollum was bad.

    • @Zepher0987
      @Zepher0987 Год назад +2

      @awhellnah__ You can make a lot more than that, my friend.

  • @hatemongerofthetoxicbrood6561
    @hatemongerofthetoxicbrood6561 Год назад +25

    It has been a pleasure being part of the Brood for past five years, Happy Anniversary fellow Broodlings!

  • @St0rmTheGates
    @St0rmTheGates Год назад +41

    I love when Theo is on the panel

    • @St0rmTheGates
      @St0rmTheGates Год назад +2

      @@bigwinz I am also an Elden Ring hater 😈

  • @t4rv0r60
    @t4rv0r60 Год назад +12

    5 people tied themselves to the track aka "just stop oil"

    • @rainbowmoon1461
      @rainbowmoon1461 Год назад +4

      That’s what I thought of, them and the idiots blocking the road in Nevada. 😅

  • @VanTesla
    @VanTesla Год назад +10

    Happy fifth anniversary stream! It was an enjoyable watch when it was live.

  • @rescuehamster1734
    @rescuehamster1734 Год назад +18

    Louis hurt this man so badly, he created an entire conspiracy theory to justify his trauma.

  • @nothingtodo183
    @nothingtodo183 Год назад +11

    When I started this stream I just knew
    I Had
    To Finish
    This
    VIDEO

  • @max7971
    @max7971 Год назад +8

    I love all the wild assumptions in the trolley problem segments. 5 your clones coming out of nowhere? They surely must have the exact same goals and desires as I have, better kms. Robots? Ofc robots can’t be rebuilt, why are we assuming that machines can be rebuilt, better kill the human.

    • @dexster8618228
      @dexster8618228 Год назад +6

      Also the 5 people tying themselves to tracks might have been drugged or insane, but any other situation you're not allowed to add to the hypothetical. Kinda drove me insane listening to that part especially when they were saying "you're just trying to justify your decision" on the clone part, when that's exactly what they were doing in that previous one. Like you HAVE to assume random clones of you have the best intentions and nothing can go wrong, but people tying themselves to tracks? Well you don't KNOW that they want to die.

  • @aTalkingKoala8294
    @aTalkingKoala8294 Год назад +14

    This was a very good weekend thanks to you guys

  • @drayiii980
    @drayiii980 Год назад +11

    9:18:03 - Keeping that quote in mind- reminder that Kathleen Kennedy loved this guy's movie so much that Lucasfilm immediately decided they wanted him to make his own trilogy.

  • @geoffshaw2775
    @geoffshaw2775 Год назад +9

    Gaia Rai knocked it out of the park with that intro. Each anniversary he improves. Glorious rat

  • @spartanhawk7637
    @spartanhawk7637 Год назад +12

    On the topic of "longest anyone's stayed awake for" I did once stay awake for like 11 days straight. Mostly cause that was a survival situation. Nearly got admitted to a hospital after. I was seeing hallucinations by the end and never want to do that again.

    • @chrisxenzo1373
      @chrisxenzo1373 7 месяцев назад +1

      *I realize that I am EXTREMELY late but that is WAY to interesting to not ask about!* 😅

    • @MegaSpideyman
      @MegaSpideyman 5 месяцев назад

      What was the survival situation?

    • @spartanhawk7637
      @spartanhawk7637 5 месяцев назад

      @@MegaSpideyman Don't remember, it totally screwed over my mind for a few weeks after the fact. Spent a good three days out cold.

  • @elizabethyoung5304
    @elizabethyoung5304 11 месяцев назад +1

    Congrats to 5 years! I'm so glad I found EFAP and loving your content. Cheers for many entertaining years to come. And hi, Rags! 💕

  • @edblunt5192
    @edblunt5192 Год назад +6

    I feel like we’re ignoring all the problems that there being five of you would cause. Five clones with your memories, your attachments, who all feel that the same life is theirs. One job, one relationship with each person in your life, one home, and suddenly five people all trying to slot into it. It would be absolutely chaotic, and incredibly damaging to all the people in your life, not to mention the clones themselves. Honestly seems less cruel in the long run to let them go.

    • @mryellow6918
      @mryellow6918 Год назад

      You'd be able to bring in 5x the cash but only need 1x

  • @zak7an2
    @zak7an2 Год назад +8

    fun fact, Metal's pfp is always crying because Lewis is always looming over him making him finish videogames

  • @salvin-valkyries
    @salvin-valkyries Год назад +5

    Fuck it, I'm watching that intro again! Congrats on 5 years and 250 episodes EFAP! Here's to another 5 and 250. Cheers!

    • @Omnimetatron
      @Omnimetatron Год назад +1

      It's good, but it's nowhere near as catchy as the previous one. I still go listen to the Rainbow Soap Efap 200 fairly often :)

  • @bearoftheinterestvevo1558
    @bearoftheinterestvevo1558 Год назад +12

    I'd kill robots and clones for free, no trolley needed. Am I too much of a psycho for these trolly hypotheticals?

    • @bearoftheinterestvevo1558
      @bearoftheinterestvevo1558 Год назад +6

      Well for me, I'm not even considering the idea that they'd be any sort of threat. They're just not human(or not naturally human, in the clones' case), and I just inherently value human life over other forms. Like I like robots, and think they're neat... but to me they're a tool, made to serve a specific purpose. So I'm not gonna care the same way I wouldn't care if it were a bunch of expensive powertools were on the track.
      Clones are a bit different, but obviously I'm gonna value my own life over a bunch of things that just look and act like me(plus i'd be sparing the world the combined autism of 5 of me in the process ahah), and I bet 99% of people would feel the same in that situation instead of some utilitarian "well 5 of me better than one of me so it obvious right choice" when like, no they AREN'T you, they're NEVER gonna BE you, despite what their memories might say, and the longer they exist the more different from you they're gonna become... And also same with robots you can just make more presumably @@bigwinz

    • @bearoftheinterestvevo1558
      @bearoftheinterestvevo1558 Год назад

      ​@@Skelerax Seems to me the efap guys were trying really hard to view everything from a detached perspective, like "God POV" and judging every situation purely by the numbers to try and fine the most "objectively correct" answer. Which I guess is a... valid.. way of viewing things (even if ~99% of people don't actually work this way). The psycho thing is a joke tho, since what kind of rubbed me the wrong way was when their choices were clearly the more unpopular ones, or if the decision was just more split, they'd try and cast everyone who voted the other way as somehow morally deficient.
      The one that struck me the most besides the clone one was the Trolley problem with your best friend vs 5 random strangers. Like, obviously I and (I think) most people are gonna prefer someone you hold a close personal connection to over some randos, and I don't think you can really pass judgement on anyone for taking the more "selfish" route in that situation, but they seemed to think anyone who does that is like, evil? even saying the best friend would be a bad person for what? wanting to live? Who the fuck wouldn't wanna live when they're facing certain death???? Especially when the person holding the lever is your best friend? I don't think I've ever been more truly baffled by something the efap crew's said in a long while.

    • @bearoftheinterestvevo1558
      @bearoftheinterestvevo1558 Год назад

      btw, I thought of an interesting variation on the clone hypothetical, where instead of (you) vs five clones of (you). What if it was a mother or a sibling, or some other close relationship, and five clones? I think it could be interesting to see how their answers might change when they can't virtue signal about making some sort of heroic self-sacrifice, because I bet they will change

  • @e.c.winner7252
    @e.c.winner7252 Год назад +9

    I love how chat goes from “screw you Lewis” to “wait Lewis was the good guy all along.”
    The Lewis character arc was great 👍

  • @morscoronam3779
    @morscoronam3779 Год назад +7

    The trolley problem quiz would be even better with a time limit, defaulting to "Do nothing" if time runs out.

    • @Proletariat12
      @Proletariat12 Год назад

      It would be even better without Rags being the typical idiot he is, not even attempting to engage with the conundrums, but instead claiming he has the de facto objectively correct answer to a philosophical question that doesn't necessarily have a correct answer, but instead is there to make us evaluate our personal ethics.
      When he was claiming that saving the 5 over 4 is the only obvious true solution, after the group spent *hours* chiding that idiot youtube philosopher for the same lack of deeper analysis, it was really annoying. His brain could only get to "bigger number better, aha I solved philosophy!"
      He never is the smartest in the group, so when philosophy was the topic, he was obviously going to be the weak link. It's just annoying how loud and bullish he behaves, when he should shut up and let others speak, especially the guests that actually engage in philosophy regularly.

  • @ZenoDovahkiin
    @ZenoDovahkiin Год назад +23

    9:12:00 Rags realising the real EFAP were the friends he made along the way.

  • @antraxxslingshots
    @antraxxslingshots Год назад +6

    7:59:05 They are NOT me, because ME is not that single individual, i have history, family, kids... there are not five clones of the each of my family so would you choose one to replace me and discard four?

    • @Beuwen_The_Dragon
      @Beuwen_The_Dragon Год назад

      Aye, from the very moment you are cloned, your clones and yourself are completely seperate beings, whose lives and choices will fundamentally be different, no matter how identical you were before that point. Heck, just knowing you could be a clone would fundamentally alter your view of yourself.

  • @sithsaiyan4529
    @sithsaiyan4529 11 месяцев назад +3

    I love how Jedibrooks is such an EFAP fanboy, it’s cute.

  • @a_good_rat
    @a_good_rat Год назад +15

    9:14:07 "great stories may have been inspired by the shittiness of star wars," he says, as I am literally listening to this while working on my book which was heavily inspired by rage against the sequels✌️ And I do hope it will be great :") Tune in ten years from now to find out lol

    • @TheLegendsFate
      @TheLegendsFate Год назад +1

      Been working on my own as well. Funny how those awful movies have inspired so much creativity. Good luck man!

    • @a_good_rat
      @a_good_rat Год назад +1

      @awhellnah__ You make an excellent point😂 And thank you!

    • @a_good_rat
      @a_good_rat Год назад +1

      @@TheLegendsFate Best of luck to you too!

  • @Zepher0987
    @Zepher0987 Год назад +4

    7:23:33
    No, you're not on the hook if you do nothing. You're only morally culpable if you touch the lever.
    Personally I refuse to engage at all if there's people on both tracks. I didn't put them there, I have no responsibility to do anything.

    • @tabull8180
      @tabull8180 Год назад +1

      I would think most people would act like that. And if its somebody you know, then it does have something to do with you and you are more likely to act.

  • @jonafen5504
    @jonafen5504 Год назад +8

    Congrats! Here's to 250 more and a 3 day stream on ep 500 😄

  • @gobs379
    @gobs379 Год назад +31

    It seems that "professional" game reviewers really feel their job is to sell games, and not to inform consumers of what they are buying. We've suspected this for a long time, but apparently it is so ingrained in the profession now that they don't see how it is a bad thing.
    As for the trolley problem section, it really feels like the presenter is just incapable of hypothesizing. Aphantasia perhaps? I find it hard to believe such a hard line denial of the value for training and practice.

    • @mrshmuga9
      @mrshmuga9 Год назад +7

      There’s been an incestuous relationship for a while where reviewers (from websites or RUclipsrs) get too buddy-buddy with devs and after a few years ditch their career to join a high-profile company from the industry as a marketing role, social media manager or even higher role they’re not actually qualified for. Calls into question all their other reviews (in general or the company the joined). Overzealous fans? Pressure to downplay criticisms? Actual favours being exchanged? You don’t know to what extent.
      From a pragmatic standpoint I get it. You can’t live off being a reviewer forever, it doesn’t pay well enough, but the industry (of reviewing) can’t be taken seriously when so many jump ship to the companies they were supposedly criticizing “objectively” (to their best ability).

    • @Dan-gs3kg
      @Dan-gs3kg Год назад +8

      Simply ask the trolley problem guy how he would feel if he didn't eat breakfast this morning.

    • @HerohammerStudios
      @HerohammerStudios Год назад

      ​@@Dan-gs3kg hungry?

  • @Truejustice420
    @Truejustice420 Год назад

    As someone who started watching around episode #6 i always get a little emotional watching these openings i was 18 when i started watching efap im 25 and a father now its crazy but no matter what efaps been through it all thanks for all the years guys

  • @AimlessSavant
    @AimlessSavant 9 месяцев назад +2

    "Into exile, i must go. Not finished Gollum, i have." -Jay Longbone

  • @Necrow_Productions
    @Necrow_Productions 7 месяцев назад +1

    2:58:00ish Shad might seem crazy but it took me 11 years to beat Skyrim and almost the moment I did, I had an immense feeling of disappointment and I have never looked back on Skyrim.

  • @annatardlordofderps9181
    @annatardlordofderps9181 Год назад +34

    I didn't realize Jim Sterling had super mutant powers!
    That's the only way he could predict the future enough to know that a game is completely incapable of turning itself around.
    It also seems he has multiple mutant powers by the way he can see the thoughts and intentions of completely random people via internet comments section.
    But you can't ever think of Jim as being bad faith. That thought terminating cliche is reserved for Jim to call random people on the internet. Because it's more likely that thousands of people aren't being honest than just Jim being dishonest, obviously.
    Jim can't believe any of this. If he _does_ here's an honest question.
    Why play the game?
    If you're going to make a conclusion of a game based on very little, why bother with the very little? Just use those same pre-cognitive abilities to see the future and discern you would or would not like any game based on how you review it?
    And if you can simply read minds, just impose rationale upon people in the future for _why_ and _how_ the people that disagree with your reviews in the first part are simply bad faith again.
    Seriously, Jim. Why play the game at all?
    Edit1:
    JC doesnt understand that when youre a kid, your allowance is tiny. I dont know about anyone else, my allowance was $20 every 2 weeks. Id have to wait 6 weeks to be able to even buy a game. Now I wont even consider a job paying less than 20 dollars an hour. For me that alone means the same dollar as a kid is worth 240 *times* more than it does to me now. And this guy wonders why video game backlogs appear? No. Your ability to buy games has grown exponentially but your time to completely those games shrinks significantly. Its not some high-minded grand marketing scheme to keep people in a state of permanent infantalization or whatever. Thats just your FoMO.

    • @silenceyouidiot
      @silenceyouidiot Год назад

      Sterling seems like the epitome of self loathing when it comes to the work he's done and is continued to do it ala bad money management like DSP and Boogie.
      Hogwarts Legacy is supposedly getting a boycott, Sterling makes a video with a chaotic intro about the misdeeds of the franchise.
      Zelda; TOTK comes out and he makes this video.
      Dead Space Remake comes out and instead of putting any merit into the work done on-it, rants and complains about how EA is milking a franchise they killed by giving it to a studio of developers who aren't creative, apparently.
      Maybe he reviews indie games more favourably, but outside EFAP at this point Sterling has become just a ghost in the RUclips scene imo.

    • @cymes82
      @cymes82 Год назад

      If your game is pure dog💩 up until the last bossfight, It's not the reviewer's fault if he comes to the conclusion that game is dog💩. I'm tired af from everyone putting in plot-twists for a sake of having a plot-twists.

  • @thesmilinghobo6212
    @thesmilinghobo6212 Год назад +2

    On FF13, IGN actually missed out on the good stuff cause the game expands heaps in the last 3rd.
    Also Happy Anniversary. Thanks for the countless laughs over the years and looking forward to the future.

  • @HectorLopez0217
    @HectorLopez0217 Год назад +9

    I. HAD. TO. WATCH. THIS. STREAM.

  • @Knabtube626
    @Knabtube626 Год назад +7

    The intro actually made me tear up a little bit. You lads have given me so many hours of entertainment and laughter. I first saw EFAP in 2020 a year where I went through a depressing break up and my dad lost his job. And 2022 was the worst. My aunt almost died and I had personal failures that set me back. I struggled with depression and still do but if I ever need a laugh or smile I’ll load up either a new episode or a classic EFAP show and kick back to enjoy. Thank you mates! Love you guys and Happy 5 years!

  • @Nick46289
    @Nick46289 Год назад +3

    8:27:22 "At least they survive".
    Oh, there is, in fact, a good reason, to force Rags play Library of Ruina.

  • @LisaGrimm-LG
    @LisaGrimm-LG Год назад +19

    Identical clones doesn't mean they have your memories, only your exact DNA

    • @David_the_Psalmist
      @David_the_Psalmist Год назад +4

      It's an understandable mistake, though. They probably read "identical clones" and assumed that meant they were freshly created, meaning they would either have to have the original's memories or be some combination of infantile and feral.

    • @bentwineham1986
      @bentwineham1986 Год назад +10

      If you had a tiny, but otherwise exact copy of hitler, would you mess with him?

    • @tabull8180
      @tabull8180 Год назад +1

      I think it can mean either, but one would have zero chance of knowing for sure that they are literally you. So one would have to assume they are just very good copies at best, but can't ever be exactly same as you. Its especially interesting that they didn't come in agreement regarding the robot situation even when its pretty much the same dilemma when they were very certain about clones.
      Regarding the question, yes I do think that the creator intended the clones rather to have dna and looks, not memories, like you said. That seems more likely.

    • @e.c.winner7252
      @e.c.winner7252 Год назад +2

      @@tabull8180
      I agree, because one would say “exact copies” to imply memories, whereas “clones” only imply exact dna match.

    • @mryellow6918
      @mryellow6918 Год назад +2

      Same with identical twins

  • @matthewcollins4773
    @matthewcollins4773 Год назад +12

    Our Longman, who (kills) art in EFAP, hallowed be thy name. Thy fleemdom come, thy will be done, in life as it is on RUclips. Give us this day our day-long stream, and forgive us our subjective tisms, as we forgive those who tism against us. Lead us not into culture sludge and deliver us from Lewis. For thine is the power and the pause and the glory. A-Don.

  • @antraxxslingshots
    @antraxxslingshots Год назад +9

    5:37:30 the only trolley problem i would sweat about is xQc on one track and Hasan on the other... how to split the train?

    • @Zepher0987
      @Zepher0987 Год назад +5

      Pull the lever twice and hope the tracks changing gets the trolley to flip, rolling over both.

  • @essexclass8168
    @essexclass8168 Год назад

    6:00:00 - Having been someone who's had to deal with a real life approximation of the trolley problem, the insinuation that you do not sacrifice anything personally as the leverman really pisses me off.
    5+ years of intermittently waking up in the middle of the night unable to sleep until i've exhausted myself bargaining about it, having recurring cases lack of appetite, a bad stomach and freezing while doing my schoolstuff/job whenever i relive it isn't a personal cost i don't know what is.
    Even in the most hedonistic sense possible there is often a mental cost which takes a toll physically and even materially.

  • @nicholaskinkaid
    @nicholaskinkaid Год назад +3

    7:22:31 I like the way this situation is set up because if you rotate the choices, it would have been much easier. Such as, if the rich man was on the alternate track and offered you 500k to do nothing, I would be way more inclined to make that choice. But how it's set up here definitively puts you in the position of choosing to kill someone for 500k with the safeguard of 'do nothing' removed.

    • @tabull8180
      @tabull8180 Год назад

      Same with killing yourself part. You would have to do extra work to deliberately kill yourself instead of doing nothing and survive which nobody would blame you for.

  • @tylercoon1791
    @tylercoon1791 Год назад +8

    EFAP 250-1: Dawn Of Louis is my favorite movie

  • @dklwos8088
    @dklwos8088 Год назад +7

    Sunny D and the Fridge is underrated asf

  • @frenchfry9370
    @frenchfry9370 Год назад +4

    The amount of times either I or one of my friends bought each other a game just so we can fuck around with it together is beyond counting, a few I remember include "golf with your friends, Satisfactory, Divinity: Original Sin 2, Far Cry 2, some of the early Call of Duty's and Dyson Sphere Program" I can't imagine a scenario where a friend not having a game leads to anything other than the others trying to entice you into buying it or buying it for you... This guy needs to work through some things

    • @e.c.winner7252
      @e.c.winner7252 Год назад

      In my head cannon, Lewis still has a stack of video games in the corner that he bought for his friend, but his friend was too stubborn and proud to accept them.

  • @kettellkorn2
    @kettellkorn2 Год назад +9

    The trolly bit is some of my all time favorite efap content hands down

    • @MarcTheCyborg
      @MarcTheCyborg Год назад +3

      I conceived the clones as 5 imposters! I didn’t know they had my memories and values damnit 😭😭😭

    • @kettellkorn2
      @kettellkorn2 Год назад +1

      @awhellnah__ the funny thing was it was a typo that I said egos and not efap 😂

  • @LordPhoton-rl4ot
    @LordPhoton-rl4ot Год назад

    Hi rags and gang, Thanks for 5 years of entertainment! Congrats and I hope for your continued success, mainly because it means continuous entertainment for me :D

  • @AtomicBurn02
    @AtomicBurn02 Год назад +4

    The best option is to de-rail the trolley by pulling the lever while it's half over it. Then the trolley dies.

  • @tzuyd
    @tzuyd Год назад +4

    Trolleys still exist - they're called trams

  • @jimmyb79
    @jimmyb79 Год назад +3

    “I want to hear more about Lewis” - Bongo Baggins (2023).

  • @Kernwadi
    @Kernwadi Год назад +3

    “Money costs money.”
    -Bilbo Baggins

  • @RestrictedAudiencesOnly
    @RestrictedAudiencesOnly Год назад

    Happy five years and happy 250! I’ve been here since Probly 30 and look forward to you guys every week, or whenever a Movies drops.
    This first video is right up my alley as I’m dealing with the broken mechanics of Arkham Knight trying to get the Killer Croc combat trophy. I’m a trophy hunter and can’t tell you how much miserable gameplay I suffered through for OCD and completion need for them platinums. The combat in Arkham City was flawless my go to moves of “smashing” the stick in a direction to do the move before Batman does has diff timing in Knight and a challenge I can do in City with no issues (granted the electric guys don’t exist but the stun rod and shield do and I batclaw slam large groups anyway) I can’t in Knight (as of yet) cause the game will randomly do moves I don’t even think exist, target nothing, or spaz out due to too many enemies on screen and just kinda go “nah”
    I haven’t played the new Zelda yet and like Rags my fav is LTTP (2nd fav game of all time really) but as one of those who can and has beat Zelda 2 imagine that game coming out to glowing reviews. We prefer reviewers be honest. Perfect example was when Dante’s Inferno came out. It’s a god of war clone that gets lazy 3 circles of hell in, but it’s got a great story, compelling (objectively awful) characters, and it’s fun to play. Had reviews been honest then it wouldn’t have done as good as it did, it’s all about the sponsorships and flooding the market same as the RT “critics” who haven’t been reputable since Phase 1.
    The straw for me was the RE2make review where it was clear the reviewer in question (I don’t remember what outlet) had only played as far as the second floor of the RPD and went on to trash probably the greatest remake of all time (haven’t played RE4make or Dead Space…make yet)
    The hardest two trophies I’ve gotten are Dead Space’s “don’t get cocky” and Dead Space 2 hardcore. I don’t expect reviewers to have platinums on the hardest difficulty but at least finish the game. Back to the iceberg lounge hopefully I’ll have the trophy by the next vid. Bohnhallbaron on ps4 if anyone wants to check lol. Here’s to -
    At least 250 more! And I’m sure many more comments on the videos in the stream to come
    Edit: got the trophy with 35 mins left in the stream. Lewis be damned

  • @LeeONardo
    @LeeONardo Год назад +2

    Question 18 on trolleys, I cannot believe it took them so long to work it out.
    You can only use the information given to you.
    - the robots are not tied to the track, they're just standing there.
    - it is never stated the robots WILL be killed, but the human WILL be killed.
    - if the robots are sentient and wanted to get away they'd get out the way, otherwise they want to splat. Plus the chance of rebuilding a robot is much greater than a human who WILL be killed.

  • @ghostprojekt
    @ghostprojekt Год назад +9

    Happy 5 year anniversary Longman & co! You guys make even the shittiest hollywood sludge entertaining.
    Balding arc special for the 10 year anniversary?

  • @Wyzai
    @Wyzai Год назад

    10:56:10 in terms of plot armor I agree. The most common issue with plot armor is that characters don't suffer any of the consequences of their actions. Even if they suffer only a fraction of the consequences, we're already in a much better place.
    One of my favorite scenes in Person of Interest is the main cast surviving a confrontation with a villain, only for the underling of the villain to ask if they should pursue the heroes and the villain to answer "No. It doesn't matter. They failed to stop me: I've already won."

  • @akashnagar8694
    @akashnagar8694 Год назад +3

    Great as always boys

  • @VanTesla
    @VanTesla Год назад +5

    Watching a movie you liked a second time at least is good to gauge if it holds up or looks better/worse. Especially if caught in the moment of first viewing for any reason or was in a foul mood the first time.

  • @Surethien
    @Surethien Год назад +1

    Congrats on 250!

  • @Edward-W
    @Edward-W Год назад +2

    Aaahhh this stream gets increasingly more chaotic as it progresses. Particularly during Tim's video with the Flash show visuals. 10 people shouting with some trying to make different points and being ignored by others laughing about something else and not listening at all. It starts to grate on the ears quite a bit 😭 I hope it settles down soon enough

  • @Fyrecide
    @Fyrecide Год назад +2

    "Sunny D N' The Fridge" was my WWF tag-team name, actually... That's before it was Chicken Nuggies N' The Freezer.

  • @willtibbitt270
    @willtibbitt270 Год назад +2

    Not me playing skyrim and messing around with side quests rather than finishing the story while listening to this episode...

  • @cymes82
    @cymes82 Год назад +1

    How in the everloving hell do the EFAPees reference *Invincible* at 7:54:00 and not that episode of StarTrek:TNG where Riker gets duplicated through a transporter mishap ? It's almost as if I don't know you people.

  • @alexhayden219
    @alexhayden219 Год назад +1

    Re: The Trolley Problem
    I'm not so old to have existed when The Trolley Problem originated, but before I ever knew of the Trolley Problem, I knew of a virtually identical story that was reported as if fact, where a train Prussian switch operator, not a trolley driver, saw that the track needed switched for an oncoming train or it would crash, and he saw that his child was playing on the track that it needed switched to. His conclusion was that, though it was his own son, the many lives on the train outweighed his son's. But, he did attempt to yell for the boy to lie down, hoping but doubting that the boy would hear him.
    This story, whether true or not (likely not) was published in 1884 and was pretty widely known, but The Trolley Problem usurped its popularity and usage, along with removing the familial aspect (which, in theory, might make it a more difficult decision).
    And, of course, there's many similar stories both true and legend, throughout history. People of today just like trolleys.

  • @sirchadiusmaximusiii
    @sirchadiusmaximusiii Год назад +9

    Wtf was that creature with a top hat? Jeebus 😳

  • @vforvillarreal
    @vforvillarreal Год назад +6

    We are born of the Lewis, made men by the Lewis, undone by the Lewis.
    Our games are yet to be beaten...
    Fear the Old Lewis.

    • @hardromeo436
      @hardromeo436 Год назад

      Now I am become Lewis, the finisher of games.

  • @Lunartic_
    @Lunartic_ Год назад +1

    Happy 5th longman!

  • @veiddimaddur8354
    @veiddimaddur8354 Год назад +2

    While watching this I beat Isshin the sword Saint for the first time. The achievement of getting that hasn't been that high since I sent the gnome to space