Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: Robert Kelly - Mall Massage

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  • Опубликовано: 2 дек 2024

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  • @thernius5786
    @thernius5786 2 года назад +23

    Foley SLIPPIN on the Tuddy updates

  • @ryanjefferies2788
    @ryanjefferies2788 2 года назад +57

    As a former fat, I very much relate to the "over the belly" conversation. Congrats to Foley on breaking through the barrier.

    • @naylik2562
      @naylik2562 2 года назад +3

      Congrats to Foley on breaking through his fucking chair. Just joshin

  • @jaggalag
    @jaggalag 2 года назад +37

    This show is so good. These two stole my fuckin heart

    • @HitThatBoglimRock
      @HitThatBoglimRock 2 года назад +8

      Petty theft? Trayshe

    • @PeppahJack
      @PeppahJack 2 года назад +2

      @@HitThatBoglimRock thank you, I now know how to type Trayshe the way they say it

    • @naylik2562
      @naylik2562 2 года назад

      I love these kind of dudes. You can tell they don't take themselves seriously. Meanwhile most west coast comics sound like fucking tent preachers

  • @fakeyawns
    @fakeyawns 2 года назад +47

    Bobby saying he had legs like an 87 year old woman from Worcester, Massachusetts only hits with so many people. It hit with me.

    • @TheHybriid77
      @TheHybriid77 Год назад +1

      i lost my shit lmaooo

    • @FanYarnla
      @FanYarnla Год назад +4

      When the thigh calf and ankle are all the same size

    • @mrowe2821
      @mrowe2821 Год назад +2

      @@FanYarnla Palm tree legs.

    • @keengkai8175
      @keengkai8175 11 месяцев назад

      @@FanYarnlathere are cankles, and then there are kegs.

  • @taylorbond5442
    @taylorbond5442 2 года назад +4

    "The sliding jawn" 🤣 😆

  • @mellyp5302
    @mellyp5302 2 года назад +95

    Bobby Kelly’s Kill Box was legit absolutely amazing. Bozos and homies, I highly recommend. Will be an hour of nonstop laughter. Do it!! 🗑❤️🗑

    • @JohnSmith-nf8bi
      @JohnSmith-nf8bi 2 года назад +2

      👍

    • @cjc012
      @cjc012 2 года назад +1

      the special was great

    • @MPHswayze
      @MPHswayze 2 года назад +1

      I loved Bobby on Taste Buds

    • @GorbyP
      @GorbyP Год назад

      Didn't care for it

  • @TheLaziiness
    @TheLaziiness 2 года назад +19

    I hope kj and foley are happy :) they make me so happy

  • @trendybistro
    @trendybistro 2 года назад +75

    Bob Kelly is one of the funniest people in the world. The east coast OG of podcasting. Bobby and Colin were doing a podcast in 2006, that's three years before JRE started. It was also really funny hearing two fat, depressed comics yell at each other.
    I'm super happy Bobby has decided to get surgery and take it seriously, it's a really admirable thing. Go check Bobby's special out and all the old YKWD episodes with Luis, Joe List and Dan Soder, the regs forever.

    • @toilinginobscurity3091
      @toilinginobscurity3091 2 года назад +8

      Robert Kelly and sometimes Colin Quinn is the funniest podcast ever!

    • @trendybistro
      @trendybistro 2 года назад +4

      @@toilinginobscurity3091 Hearing them worried they were #8 in the podcast listeners because of Dane Cook and Madonna always cracks me up. The episode with Colin yelling at his nephews too.

    • @toilinginobscurity3091
      @toilinginobscurity3091 2 года назад

      @@trendybistro "Why don't you go to Home Depot to the fixtures section and have yourself a good f@ck?" that line always kills me!

    • @transformerstuff7029
      @transformerstuff7029 2 года назад

      "It was also really funny hearing two fat, depressed comics yell at each other."
      you sold me!

    • @micahrode5578
      @micahrode5578 2 года назад

      Juh uii I

  • @josephmattingley318
    @josephmattingley318 2 года назад +26

    Bobby Kelly's special is hilarious. my favorite bit was when he talks about going sledding with his family.

    • @jeffphillips1832
      @jeffphillips1832 2 года назад +1

      I think that was actually a Charlie Brown episode.

  • @truk3k266
    @truk3k266 2 года назад +5

    I met Bobby last year and he was so kind to me. Huge O&A fan and to see Bobby looking great really made my day!
    Time for all of us to get healthier!
    Headed to see the boys in November in Charlotte! Can’t wait!

  • @IlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlI
    @IlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlI 2 года назад +8

    Bobby Kelly is pure good vibes. Hilarious comic and great guest!

  • @Lumber_Jon
    @Lumber_Jon 2 года назад +9

    I like the consistency of this show man. If you don’t have faith in anything have faith in AYG

  • @mooremedia2103
    @mooremedia2103 2 года назад +1

    We had a blast filming it at Coastal! It was an honor to have you Bobby! Can’t wait to have you back!!

  • @aguyyes1
    @aguyyes1 2 года назад +30

    I’ve recently gained like 30 pounds and today I fell in the bathroom pulling my shorts back up after pooping and there ya go there’s the wake up call 😂

    • @deanjuliano7849
      @deanjuliano7849 2 года назад +5

      Good luck there, and be careful. I got a wake up call, when I was thinking about installing a bar to help me off the can. 20lbs less and counting 👊

  • @JoeMACofNAC
    @JoeMACofNAC 2 года назад +15

    I love Bobby. He’s a good dude.

    • @Revolution1117
      @Revolution1117 2 года назад +1

      He IS a good dude. A good family guy, long sober, and fucking hilarious. Congrats on the weight loss / sleeve surgery.👍

    • @SOLDGREEN
      @SOLDGREEN 2 года назад

      If you mean total idiot pos/good guy then sure😂

    • @naylik2562
      @naylik2562 2 года назад

      I broke my knee maaaan! I broke my knee duuuude! I broke my fucking knee maaan

  • @matthewdavis5904
    @matthewdavis5904 2 года назад +6

    Bobby’s back bois and gals! Triple decker coming😈😎

  • @alexhebert3229
    @alexhebert3229 2 года назад +4

    That I can’t reach my ball bag line made me laugh harder than I have in a long ass time lol fuck I love this show

  • @jdcriswell2499
    @jdcriswell2499 2 года назад +6

    Still my favorite podcast.
    Bobby's brilliant

  • @alexbell7460
    @alexbell7460 2 года назад +2

    YO! the perc 30 on the corners of the painting is INSANE!!! LOL

  • @naylik2562
    @naylik2562 2 года назад +2

    Bobby's a good egg. Him, Colin and Vos are my top 3 old school comics.

  • @Johnny1.0
    @Johnny1.0 2 года назад +3

    Long live Bawby and Foley! Protect these national treasures at all costs.

  • @rustincole_w1339
    @rustincole_w1339 2 года назад +118

    This is gonna be a hot garbage episode!! Comedic chemistry is gonna flow ... (Hopefully Gillis is on a future episode next few weeks promoting Gilly and Keeves)

    • @peterscully8562
      @peterscully8562 2 года назад +14

      Im hoping we get Big Jay on to promote his

    • @huntertague2266
      @huntertague2266 2 года назад +8

      Weee neeeddd Gillis on here boysss

    • @skyluke9476
      @skyluke9476 2 года назад +3

      These three guys are so fucking quick together. They would each drop 20 different tags off one joke without stopping. This was incredible.

    • @Bartgoeschurch
      @Bartgoeschurch 2 года назад

      @@skyluke9476 🙏
      💯. Why don’t they know!

    • @ejdolo
      @ejdolo 2 года назад

      @@peterscully8562 probably at Skankfest when theyll all be in Vegas.

  • @damage0099
    @damage0099 2 года назад +2

    When Bobby said he told his wife to come in and see what he can do, i about fucking died 😂😂

  • @s85593
    @s85593 2 года назад +4

    This is the best podcast around. Just signed up for the pateron!!!

  • @johncosta495
    @johncosta495 2 года назад +8

    We all love you Bobby. .. you are undeniable.. I can't wait to see you connect to the joe R. Audience. And everyone else who matters in the biz. !. Hopefully!!

    • @bigbubbano23
      @bigbubbano23 2 года назад

      Would be a beast on jre

    • @biggrocc19
      @biggrocc19 2 года назад +1

      Joe Rogan isn't a comic and doesn't matter in the "biz"

    • @naylik2562
      @naylik2562 2 года назад

      @@biggrocc19 Yes he does. How many talented comics he helped in this fucking industry? I know his stand up is kinda whatever but he weights in in the buisness.

  • @andrewbosch7375
    @andrewbosch7375 2 года назад +4

    Ya know whaat dood, these bozos are cookin. Love Bobby, absolute legend

  • @brittanioliver9000
    @brittanioliver9000 2 года назад +1

    I have been BINGING this pod since I found it! So funny and lovely. Keep it going boys!

  • @choochypoo
    @choochypoo 2 года назад +25

    bobby is going to tell this story on every podcast in the next month

    • @GhastlyCretin
      @GhastlyCretin 2 года назад +2

      *Decade

    • @Johnny1.0
      @Johnny1.0 2 года назад

      🤣

    • @naylik2562
      @naylik2562 2 года назад

      Weirdly enough he doesn't speak that much about that one time he sucked a cock for steaks (He actually did)

  • @MmmmGoodBoy
    @MmmmGoodBoy 2 года назад +4

    We need Bobby to make the trip to Austin to go on JRE for the first time. From what I understand they’ve known each other for a long time and what time better than to promote Killbox?

  • @mireyaguzman4172
    @mireyaguzman4172 2 года назад +1

    As a recent BOZO myself, I have recently blown through all family eps & realized I enjoy them more but I still enjoy guests lol

  • @MeticulousTechTV
    @MeticulousTechTV 2 года назад +1

    Every guy listening to this immediately tried to grab their ball bag from the back
    Just barely got it

  • @andrewtruex
    @andrewtruex 2 года назад +2

    Love to hear that Bobby and Louie did a real life bang bang before the surgery

  • @fungusrumpus
    @fungusrumpus 2 года назад +1

    John Arbuckle is Garfields owner lol

  • @williamgriffith6061
    @williamgriffith6061 2 года назад +1

    Dawn... Dawn.... get in here! Look what I can do!

  • @elykus793
    @elykus793 2 года назад +1

    that plan B intro was hilarious LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @daltonmurphy7633
    @daltonmurphy7633 2 года назад +2

    My grandparents bathroom had saloon doors actually 😂

  • @ColinQuin
    @ColinQuin 2 года назад +8

    Looking good Bobby, I’d love to see him on Rogan to promote the new special !

    • @naylik2562
      @naylik2562 2 года назад +1

      Seems like the gods of podcast answered your prayers quickly after this comment fella

  • @wharris123184
    @wharris123184 2 года назад +3

    Kippy is on one today! WOOOO!😂

  • @MrKilleromo
    @MrKilleromo 2 года назад +3

    when u start this episode hit the back 10 second button and Foley makes some crazy noises and moves

    • @Fryed_Bryce
      @Fryed_Bryce 2 года назад +1

      5 star comment right here

  • @a.k.4o
    @a.k.4o 2 года назад +8

    Go pay 10 bones on ck's website for his hilarious special

  • @Cyxz666
    @Cyxz666 2 года назад

    "Mike Calta, my #1 best friend" 😆YOU HEAR THAT BERT!

  • @evolutionaryapostle5488
    @evolutionaryapostle5488 2 года назад +12

    I wait for the day you guys have Zac Amico on the show

    • @HitThatBoglimRock
      @HitThatBoglimRock 2 года назад +8

      Wait no more friend, he's been on long ago lol.

    • @colleenjoon
      @colleenjoon 2 года назад +3

      That ep was a wild ride!

    • @evolutionaryapostle5488
      @evolutionaryapostle5488 2 года назад +2

      @@HitThatBoglimRock no shit... Im about to watch now.

    • @HitThatBoglimRock
      @HitThatBoglimRock 2 года назад +1

      @@evolutionaryapostle5488 Some good stuff! Zac is hilarious!

  • @jad9479
    @jad9479 2 года назад +1

    Respect n admire hilarious Bobby Kelly

  • @santiiago92
    @santiiago92 2 года назад +1

    Dude Bobby kelly got my heart from the most recent podcast with yannis, what a gem

  • @BigTeetz
    @BigTeetz 2 года назад +2

    Trash night rules! Going to watch kill box next!

  • @philmakris8507
    @philmakris8507 2 года назад +1

    Shout out to Captain Chaos. "Dunt, Dunt Duun"
    "Been a cop long?"

  • @MyOpinyin
    @MyOpinyin 2 года назад +2

    look at bobby. so proud of him. hopefully bob can inspire and guide foley.

  • @iamcablegi2010
    @iamcablegi2010 2 года назад +1

    "Bobby The Sleeve"... that would be a great gangster name for Bobby lol

  • @RM-ru3fk
    @RM-ru3fk 2 года назад +1

    Been waiting for this one

  • @lukewojdylo9241
    @lukewojdylo9241 2 года назад +1

    Couldn't stop laughing the whole ep. Bobby is the comedian's comedian.

  • @Ryan-pu9yw
    @Ryan-pu9yw 2 года назад

    "Now take me to get my sleeve." Killed me.

  • @MikeTrainormusic
    @MikeTrainormusic 2 года назад +3

    Kells Bells 🔔🤘

  • @MrNicvdb
    @MrNicvdb 2 года назад +2

    Foley wasn't wrong about the .net... I got your back big man!

  • @cloudbloom
    @cloudbloom 2 года назад +2

    Shoutout to moms using tupperware bowls for kid barf and then making a Sunday casserole outta the same tuppy that weekend🙏

  • @MrKilleromo
    @MrKilleromo 2 года назад +2

    we need some stand up special boys

  • @benische
    @benische Год назад

    The reaction to puking in a bowl and reusing it killed me

  • @MM-zs7rp
    @MM-zs7rp 2 года назад +1

    Oh the puke bucket was a good one - my mom would bring us a handled cooking pot to puke in and the first time I did it for someone else they were HORRIFIED at the idea of puking into a regularly used cooking pot (that would be rinsed out, run through the dishwasher and cooked with again)

  • @godzgoliath
    @godzgoliath 2 года назад +1

    If Bobby didn't get that procedure his stomach would be his kill box.

  • @TapOutBass
    @TapOutBass 2 года назад +3

    Special was funny af

  • @phl_knives
    @phl_knives 2 года назад +1

    Killer Ep. Congrats Bobby! Can't wait to see Kill box

  • @Buxtonphil
    @Buxtonphil 2 года назад +1

    Outstanding!!!

  • @jonnygranville281
    @jonnygranville281 2 года назад +3

    Damn Bobby Is looking great.

  • @thatschilltssk6274
    @thatschilltssk6274 2 года назад +1

    Superb episode. All four on top form. Fat guy Olympics killed me.

  • @missalbania9260
    @missalbania9260 2 года назад +10

    Love Bob Kelly, he’s high quality garbage ❤

  • @davidpatriot1082
    @davidpatriot1082 2 года назад +2

    *sorry for the following serious comment but I love Foley for the content you guys are creating*
    Dont let Bobby or his current success convince you to do the surgery. Yes, Some people who have the surgery have good results. MANY do not. Many, even with good initial results end up with a lifetime of problems directly due to the surgery including but not limited to nutrient deficiencies.
    Ive watched this personally with countless family members and friends of the family- over a dozen to be specific. When you remove a part of your stomach, you are removing a large part of the way your body processes and absorbs nutrition.
    After the surgery, you MUST follow strict protocol in order to survive, its extremely difficult and often results in significant side effects. For those who do have success and follow the necessary things, they couldve achieved the same results by simply doing those things and being disciplined without the surgery. Yes, it will take a little longer, but bluntly, its not healthy to lose weight as fast as Bobby has and others have with these surgeries. Its not rare to see people lose weight that fast and die from the shock to the heart and body system.
    Avoid the surgery brother. Just keep up the healthy eating, the exercising, and you'll be great. slow and steady wins the race.
    High protein, low carb, high healthy fats, high vitamin/nutrient content with weight training and light cardio and you will be just fine in a timely manner. You dont need keto, you dont need to completely eliminate anything and you dont even need to practice THAT much moderation as long as you are eating quality foods and being active.
    sorry for the long annoying post. I want nothing but the best for ya. Love bobby kelly but hes got issues between his past and his addictions and hes easily manipulated. He didnt need that surgery, he couldve practiced the same discipline hes showing now and he wouldve been better off and wouldve lost the weight without the surgery. Hes been exercising, walking, eating good. Thats all you need, anyone telling you otherwise is lying. The sole exception are those with hormonal issues, but those can be corrected with medications, not stomach surgeries.

  • @philmakris8507
    @philmakris8507 2 года назад +1

    Hank looking like he's going to go capture King Kong.
    Shout out to Safari Hank.

  • @glass1258
    @glass1258 2 года назад +2

    Fresh pack of bernies and new AYG pod LFG !!!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @Pokerdrummer369
    @Pokerdrummer369 Год назад

    Robert is the best guest ever!!

  • @kennethpogue718
    @kennethpogue718 2 года назад +1

    Holy shit, Bawby just reminded me I've been meaning to buy socks!

    • @guyledouche6039
      @guyledouche6039 2 года назад +2

      Wutdya just been walkin around bare foot or sumtin? Tss Tss Fawk Yeah Homerun

  • @michaeloneal7775
    @michaeloneal7775 2 года назад +3

    Cheers Bobby you look great 👏

  • @rodthecollegeguy
    @rodthecollegeguy 2 года назад +2

    The fellas brought the house down last week in Nashville! Go get ur tickies if ya know what’s good 🫵

  • @brookeb452
    @brookeb452 2 года назад +1

    Oh man, my absolute favorite guest besides the stuff island boys! I’ve already rewatched the others w Bobby, so glad I got a new one 🎉

  • @aswordinthestonebackup
    @aswordinthestonebackup 2 года назад +2

    is it garbage if tbone talked me into buying a middle class famous shirt in the line for a meet and greet in indy?? Get your tickies folks!!! Sold the barehanded drug dealers guys next to me flower after the show lmaoo thanks for the tip

  • @kennybutler7537
    @kennybutler7537 2 года назад +4

    Every single guy watching this definitely tried the ol reach around ball grab lmaoo & for the record, i got em!

    • @MikeTrainormusic
      @MikeTrainormusic 2 года назад +4

      i haven't until you mentioned it. Well that was fun. we have fun here.

    • @jonnygranville281
      @jonnygranville281 2 года назад +1

      Yep. Me too

    • @brookeb452
      @brookeb452 2 года назад +1

      Maybe the only time in my life I wish I had one.. 😅

  • @allstopblue5717
    @allstopblue5717 2 года назад +2

    Holy fucking shit Bobby looking good!

  • @MrGyptron
    @MrGyptron 2 года назад +1

    Is it garbage to bring popcorn home from the movies?

  • @rafx2014
    @rafx2014 2 года назад

    Bob: "I washed my balls... from the back"
    18:58 Foley: _"Jesus"_

  • @nickeq42
    @nickeq42 2 года назад

    Im just happy i get to see all of the OnA greats alive and flourishing.

  • @siyo6970
    @siyo6970 2 года назад

    So glad I found these guys, so funny. They remind me of what a uncensored Timon & Pumbaa would be like.

  • @Moshtatoes
    @Moshtatoes Год назад

    I just saw Robert Kelly, last night... i loved Bert on this show, and this is some funny stuff!

  • @Bodybybagel
    @Bodybybagel 2 года назад

    Absolutely love these guys! I have been listening to so many comedy podcasts these last few years and AYG has got to be one of the tops for me.

  • @TheMikeyp60
    @TheMikeyp60 2 года назад +4

    Sick

  • @prince13896
    @prince13896 2 года назад +1

    Lookin' good, Bwobbay!!

  • @drsmith4806
    @drsmith4806 2 года назад +4

    You look great Bobby I'm so happy for you & I'm not worried I'll see you on news because you kicked the bucket, just think how much longer max & dawn will have you around.

    • @DillyBar_666
      @DillyBar_666 2 года назад

      lol this is so genuine and sad. big bob looks fucking good though sexy bobby is back

  • @christopherclavell2036
    @christopherclavell2036 5 месяцев назад

    Now take me to get my sleeve - kippy’s too good haha

  • @bracksampson1
    @bracksampson1 2 года назад

    Hell yea dude. It's awesome seeing these guys blow up.. not just weight wise.

  • @SeventyyTimess7
    @SeventyyTimess7 2 года назад +3

    I dont have balls but I definitely stood up to make sure I could reach them if I did

    • @jonnygranville281
      @jonnygranville281 2 года назад +1

      I do have a pair and did the same thing 🤣🤣🤣👍👍

  • @buster_cheeks
    @buster_cheeks 2 года назад +1

    Looks like today the H in H. Foley stands for hipster 😆

  • @jbvap
    @jbvap 2 года назад +2

    so happy for bawb, and I can't wait until his 7th fat. love ya bobby you look great, keep at it!

  • @greatdwhiteshark
    @greatdwhiteshark 2 года назад +1

    Puke bowl was the popcorn bowl.

  • @exconmom2464
    @exconmom2464 2 года назад +1

    The golden brothers daddy killed it foley highlight of the special 😂

  • @grgmcln
    @grgmcln 2 года назад

    Amazing work. The weight loss story is insanely motivating thank you. Also hilarious. Can't ask for more from a podcast. Bless

  • @dash-x
    @dash-x 2 года назад +1

    The name of the boots y’all couldn’t figure out were called ✨ *Pleaser* Boots✨ It’s a specific brand for working folx, and they are extremely durable whilst providing extreme comfort. I’ve never worn them, but know plenty who dance in them somehow.

  • @brocktonma.1816
    @brocktonma.1816 2 года назад +1

    Bobby! Cheers from Mass.

  • @OGRE_HATES_NERDS
    @OGRE_HATES_NERDS 2 года назад

    "you kill harder than probably anybody" how can this be true of _every_ comic

  • @wharris123184
    @wharris123184 2 года назад

    Foley calling Bobby’s New Balances fighter jets is hilarious 😂

  • @youtuber-ov6px
    @youtuber-ov6px 2 года назад +1

    19:50 😂

  • @swingamiss729
    @swingamiss729 2 года назад

    Inspirational stuff! As soon as I finish off this pizza, I’m going to stop eating!

  • @aron8940
    @aron8940 2 года назад +2

    Best podcast out 🔥

  • @wyattbreymeyer4033
    @wyattbreymeyer4033 2 года назад

    my lord my stomach hurts, kippy throwin in that david copperfield line has my fuckin crying