So I always listen to the boys when I clean my house and it makes me feel like I'm a babysitter of pre-teens overhearing their conversations from the next room over
I’ve always seen clips on tiktok, finally started listening to the full episodes last week. I’ve finished around 50 episodes so far and I love your guys’ humor. Frank’s “teeth growing out his eyebrows” and “looking like Plank from Ed, Edd, ‘N Eddy” comments KILLED me.
44:24 the way i rewatched joe spit out this mess of words for like 5 minutes just dying laughing😭😭😭 he was SO flustered I fucning love when joe gets worked up
Holy shit Frank. This is the first time I've heard someone else mention biting fabric. It's worse than nails on a chalkboard for me. Thought I was just a crazy person, thank you!!
I'm listening to/ watching this for the second time and idk what it is but Joey's smile at 23:10 (and basically the whole interaction between him and Frankie -/+ 10 seconds away from that) made me SO happy for some reason. I love them both so much, and their relationship.
FRANKIE!! I have never heard of someone else having the same reaction to seeing or thinking about biting fabric. The one that gets me the most is when you see a little kid chewing on their knitted mittens and it slides between their teeth and squeaks 🤢 that is the most “nails on a chalkboard” thing to me
You're not alone! It's a sensory issue. I CAN'T handle silverware clinking or scratching together or even just touching each other. It literally gives me anxiety and if I feel like I can't politely ask someone to please stop it I have to leave the room.
I completely get what Frankie means. It’s a sensory thing. I got shivers as he was saying it, it’s like the texture of the material on the teeth. Also trypophobia
I can literally FEEEEEEL the deep, soul shaking, eye twitching, undescribable ick Frank is experiencing at the cloth biting cause I get that exact same feeling at even the thought of touching raw?/unsealed wood. Holding a 2x4 makes me wanna die. I absolutely refuse to use wooden spoons, cutting boards etc. I actually gagged once trying to wash a wood cutting board 🤮 And my bf is the same but with metal on metal or on teeth...he hates being around people eating lol and chooses to use our kids' plastic utensils over normal ones 😂
Frankie saying the kid would look like Plank off of Ed, Edd, and Eddy killed me. 😂😭 the last ten minutes has been chaotic as hell and I’m living for it lmao
“Mind your p’s and q’s” is an expression from moveable type print making. the letters used to make the print are inverted so when it’s printed on paper it’s the right way, so since “p” and “q” are mirrors of each other they’re easily confused when setting the type The expression basically just means “be careful” or “be mindful”
WHAT'S UP FRANK AND JOE! since we all want your dad's on an episode, how about you make a patreon episode with them, guaranteed spike in patreon subs! Lol.
Omg the story about the mom being a surrogate for her son is actually a sweet and sad story and she wasn’t actually the surrogate … her son passed away after a battle with cancer in 2020 but before he started chemo he had his sperm frozen. His final wish before he died was to bring a child of his own into the world and the mom said “I failed my son and I could not save him [from cancer] but this, which I swore to him with my life, I have done and no one can take that away from me, and I don’t think there is anyone in the world, when they see this beautiful girl - who was so desired by her father from heaven and by me on earth and by all those who love me - will not think the same way. It is something that only fathers or mothers who have lost a child will perfectly understand.” I believe they had a separate egg donor and the surrogate was a woman based in Miami, the mom wasn’t the one who carried the baby because in Spain (where she’s from), surrogacy is illegal. She wanted to keep true to the promise she made to her son and carry on his wishes after he died.
I’m the same exact way as Frankie about biting down on cloth! I’ve been that way my entire life! Even just thinking about it gives me whole-body chills!
Joe, there are 5 mother sauces, which are prettt much the bases for any sauce that you could think of. They are 1) Béchamel 2) Espagnol 3) Tomato 4) Hollandaise 5) Velouté BETH V. SEE THERE?
Hearing franking talk about all the slime and mentioning Floam just threw me a memory I completely forgot I had holy shit I fucking love that stuff omg
I know exactly what Frankie’s talking about. In Spanish (at least in Puerto Rico) we call it “dentera”. Its pretty common. For me, it happens with silverware scratching the sink, nails on a chalkboard and biting cloth.
the applesauce was the cheap bulk slime they brought out for crowds ... it was more gelatin and water with a bit of applesauce for flavor, they only really used that mix at the studio and the theme parks - the "gak" was the actual real slime recipe used on Figure it out which is a custard base
Same here! Even thinking about touching them or someone else touching them make a chill go down my spine! And if I even have to touch them I literally gag when it squeezes together, alarm bells go off in my head 😅🤮
As a Cuban whatever Frankie was saying on the rice pudding omg WHAT?! The ingredients are cinnamon stick (2) lemon peel, condensed milk (1 can), evaporated milk(1 can ), sugar, rice (1 cup), water, and vanilla. You add water( about two cups) to a deep pot cause the rice will grow and add the cinnamon sticks and the lemon peel, you let it simmer for about 5 minutes on medium heat and then add the rice; make sure to constantly stir the rice cause it WILL stick to the pot. As the water starts to get reduced add more water for the rice to absorb more water and grow, once it has gotten to about more than half its size on the pot add the evaporated milk and the vanilla to taste, let it keep getting reduced but do not let it dry out, as it starts to look thicker add the condensed milk, sugar to taste and keep stirring. Let it get a little bit more thick then remove from heat, you can remove the cinnamon sticks and lemon peel and you have to transfer h rice pudding out of the pot so it doesn’t continue to cook onto any other container, DO NOT COVER and place on the refrigerator to cool. In about an hour or two add the cinnamon powder on the top to taste and serve. One cup of rice will grow to be about 12-20 servings so make sure you know how much rice you add. Happy cooking!!
Watching them talk about slime, old school Nickolodeon, and mention Dan Schneider with him being weird to child actors and his foot fetish just DAYS after the Quiet On Set documentary was released👁👄👁
@chocolatecoveredalmonds3528 yeah I know! I'm behind on episodes. Like rn I'm 20 episodes away from the latest. I just thought it was very relevant from the time I was watching this episode and the documentary being out at the time.
Ps & Qs is usually used in the phrase "mind your Ps and Qs". It refers to pints and quarts. It basically means "use your manners" and likely originated in old British pubs, having started as a way to say like "hey, you're drinking a little too much"
Oh, and I toured Nickelodeon Studios when I was 10 years old. I was randomly chosen because I was the most excited kid on the tour to be slimed in front of a live studio audience. I also tasted it, and it at that time it was tapioca pudding, which would have been 1996. When I went around the park for the rest of the day, I was famous, because everyone would say, "YOU'RE THE KID WHO GOT SLIMED!"
Don't do Everest! It's sooo overly crowded now and you're basically just in line for the whole hike! If you want to do a mountain do Kilimanjaro it's much less popular but same concept
If we could get an episode with both Frankie's and Joe's dad. I'd be the happiest human on the planet
I’ve been waiting 7years for that, it would be the best episode
That would definitely be the best episode
This should be the next goal for Patreons.
PLEASE SOMEONE MAKE THAT HAPPEN
or one with trixie and katya
Frankie is such a "would you still love me if I was a worm" kind of gf
So I always listen to the boys when I clean my house and it makes me feel like I'm a babysitter of pre-teens overhearing their conversations from the next room over
CURRENTLY CLEANING AND FEELING THE SAME WAY 🤣🤣🤣❤❤
same I chuckle and shake my head like "ah these boys"
@@SandraMichelleGarciamr pp n
Mnnm yr
Pre-teens? Joe is more mature than most 40+ y/o men 🙄 tf you saying? Lol
@CFLavertu JOKE; (noun) a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter,
I'm disgusted that they don't know what an Aglet is, if you know you know
Not like phineas and Ferb didn’t write a whole banger about it….
A-G-L-E-T 👏🏾 AGLET
THERES A HUNDRED AND FOUR DAYS
@@Yurzurdu OF SUMMER VACATION
wasn't it Ashley Tisdale who said when she was younger it was her dream to be the person who puts aglets on shoes lol
Joe: "Dude, I ran like 3 miles..."
Frankie: "In a weekend... you know what I did? I had a cheeseburger... and a footlong hotdog" 💀
It was the bucket of rum that got me
Joes eyes lit up when he heard About the footlong!
i love sitting down with my lunch while they talk about playing with dog shit
This is so funny 😂😂 I feel your pain
i can't listen to this pod normally at work bc they talk about food so much and i just get hungry this was actually very welcome
I’ve always seen clips on tiktok, finally started listening to the full episodes last week. I’ve finished around 50 episodes so far and I love your guys’ humor. Frank’s “teeth growing out his eyebrows” and “looking like Plank from Ed, Edd, ‘N Eddy” comments KILLED me.
Literally me last year… youre a few days away from patreon subscriptions lol
Welcome ❤ nothing but smiles & laughter here !!!
Frankie: “Yeah it’s pretty bad…. but also🫦”
Joey: “You won’t bite your shirt but you like stepping in dog shit and mud”
The duality of Frankie.
mud goes hard, the shit thing i’ll ignore but mud FUCKS
You know it's a serious feeling when Joe offers Frankie to bite him and he refuses.
lmao real
we NEED Frankie’s dad on a pod. He seems like such an interesting character
frankie just going “ah tomato” is killing me😂
44:24 the way i rewatched joe spit out this mess of words for like 5 minutes just dying laughing😭😭😭 he was SO flustered I fucning love when joe gets worked up
I can imagine his dad takking like that and idk why lol
I read this comment right when it happened 🤣🤣🤣
This podcast literally cures my mental health lmao
Holy shit Frank. This is the first time I've heard someone else mention biting fabric. It's worse than nails on a chalkboard for me. Thought I was just a crazy person, thank you!!
& just the thought of biting down on gauze at the dentist omg 🤐🥴🥴
No it’s so true and it’s the same thing with anything really dry like tissues, paper towel etc
SAME
The second "rum bucket" at 26:39 had me DYING for some reason.
Joey saying "I've done none of these" to Frankie's accusations is hilarious
Frankie’s impression of his dad always kills me😂
I need to hear his dad talk
I love that at 30 years old, Joe’s voice still randomly cracks 😂💜
I thought my fear of biting cloth was irrational. Thank you Frank for making me feel seen! 😂 the feeling when just talking about it drives me insane!!
I feel so seen in the comment section! Fabric, cotton, wool are the worst!
towels are the worst for me UGH i get waves of goosebumps thinking about it
Same with wooden Popsicle sticks and toothpicks 😭😭😭
Literally my favorite part of this video is the caos that starts here 20:27 😂😂 I’ve rewatched it a couple times already
When Frankie refers to Miles as his son, my heart bursts ♥️
Wait is he not his son?😭sorry I’m new
@@gracyyyyyyy no, Miles is Frankie’s stepson. But you’d never know the way Frankie talks about him
@@triciawakefield4640 ok thank you!!
I'm listening to/ watching this for the second time and idk what it is but Joey's smile at 23:10 (and basically the whole interaction between him and Frankie -/+ 10 seconds away from that) made me SO happy for some reason. I love them both so much, and their relationship.
“Like Plank from Ed, Edd, and Eddy” TOOK ME OUT 😂
Totally with Frank on the cloth thing it physically hurts thinking about the sound it makes
I have that same thing but with the workout type fabric, or those under armor sweatshirt’s 😬🤢 gives me the chills and I hate the sound it makes
Nothing gets me like when step-parents refer to the kids as their own. Referring to his son ❤️❤️❤️ fills my heart with joy.
Joe making the olive oil bottle sounds @43:28 has me DYING 🤣🤣
Tip of the shoelace is an Aglet
I was screaming it when they brought it up 🤣
FRANKIE!! I have never heard of someone else having the same reaction to seeing or thinking about biting fabric. The one that gets me the most is when you see a little kid chewing on their knitted mittens and it slides between their teeth and squeaks 🤢 that is the most “nails on a chalkboard” thing to me
You're not alone! It's a sensory issue. I CAN'T handle silverware clinking or scratching together or even just touching each other. It literally gives me anxiety and if I feel like I can't politely ask someone to please stop it I have to leave the room.
I am the same way! I can't wear sweaters for that reason. 😖😖😖
I can’t wipe my hands with paper towels, I also can handle wet or damp silverwear touching napkins
I feel the same way about cotton balls 😵
@@courtney1045 same
Joe not being a pudding girl is 100% understandable 😂
Frankie showing signs of autism not even five minutes into the show is a new record 3:38
I was literally gonna comment about this lol
neurodivergent king👑
this is an autism thing?! 😭 I haaaaate even the THOUGHT of biting, touching, squeezing certain materials....
@@tima7814 doesn't necessarily 100% mean you're autistic but anything to do with sensory issues can be due to autism lol
I WAS GOING TO SAY IM LIKE THIS TOO! …. Cause I’m autistic
I completely get what Frankie means. It’s a sensory thing. I got shivers as he was saying it, it’s like the texture of the material on the teeth. Also trypophobia
Happy Monday everyone!!! ❤❤❤ The P’s and Q’s goes back to the original printing press if anyone is interested!!!
So are we not gonna talk about the fact that Frankie had an entire “Keeping it Frank” segment dedicated to hating Joey for not being lazy? 😅💀
Right!?? That was quite the loser mentality skit 😅
Frankie getting excited to make Joey rice pudding is everything 😂
“Teeth coming out of their eyebrows”had me screaming
What’s crazy is they be shoving apple sauce and vanilla pudding in Frankie’s mouth without asking about food allergies 😅
It was a different time 😂
yea they didnt do that in the 90s early 2000s ha
Thank god for the boys. Got surgery tomorrow and this shit makes Monday easier 🤘🏼
Good luck!
Best of luck!!
how’d the surgery go?
@@ethanpowell8687 as good as it could have, just got home 10 minutes ago! Thank you for asking!
@@nate1053 thank you!
I’ll take Joe and Frank’s slime. One at a time or all together. I’m happy either way
Pause
pardon ??
real
Unhinged.
settle down
“Bend over, show me the cooter” 😂😂😂 I almost died laughing 💀💀
Joes face 😂😂
Franks love for joe is so cute it’s like watching two best friends who haven’t seen each other in two years at an airport
I can literally FEEEEEEL the deep, soul shaking, eye twitching, undescribable ick Frank is experiencing at the cloth biting cause I get that exact same feeling at even the thought of touching raw?/unsealed wood. Holding a 2x4 makes me wanna die. I absolutely refuse to use wooden spoons, cutting boards etc. I actually gagged once trying to wash a wood cutting board 🤮 And my bf is the same but with metal on metal or on teeth...he hates being around people eating lol and chooses to use our kids' plastic utensils over normal ones 😂
I have that texture thing about anyone touching or rubbing the walls 🤢 the texture or even the thought of it makes me ill
Stayed up for a reason I knew it
Its hilarious everytime i hear these 2 talking i feel like im listening to a married couple who were best friend first
The award for podcast with the most inconsistent audio volume levels goes to….
The basement yard
Notice how frank said he wanted a burrito and didnt say sandwich
Oh, boys, I needed this today! My kitty died this morning, and watching the guys always brings me smiles!! 😊😊
“first of all, that was racist. that was racist you…PIG” 😭😭😭 i am cryinggg
Im the exact same way as frank with the cloth. Biting or the feelings of some cloth. Just gives me goosebumps and the chills
How does Frankie have such a good memory, I'm so jealous.
I immediately knew what he was talking about with biting the cloth!! My mouth immediately puckered
Love y’all love y’all love y’all! Turn up the volume or go back to wearing headphones please :)
I like the random unexplained sweater change from joey
My favorite time of Mondays 🤣
Frankie excited to make rice pudding for his friend warmed my heart.
Frankie saying the kid would look like Plank off of Ed, Edd, and Eddy killed me. 😂😭 the last ten minutes has been chaotic as hell and I’m living for it lmao
Biting down on a cloth 😬😬 also biting down on silverware gives me the chills
I can't do popsicle sticks 😭
Chewing on a toothpick or anything for too long makes me gag and wanna throw up
“Mind your p’s and q’s” is an expression from moveable type print making. the letters used to make the print are inverted so when it’s printed on paper it’s the right way, so since “p” and “q” are mirrors of each other they’re easily confused when setting the type
The expression basically just means “be careful” or “be mindful”
I am sitting here at 330 am trying to hold in my laughter to not wake up my family because i am pissing my pants this entire episode.
WHAT'S UP FRANK AND JOE! since we all want your dad's on an episode, how about you make a patreon episode with them, guaranteed spike in patreon subs! Lol.
Frankie not being able to bite cloth is the same as me not being able to touch a cotton ball 😭
The squeaking and dry texture 🥴
Omg the story about the mom being a surrogate for her son is actually a sweet and sad story and she wasn’t actually the surrogate … her son passed away after a battle with cancer in 2020 but before he started chemo he had his sperm frozen. His final wish before he died was to bring a child of his own into the world and the mom said “I failed my son and I could not save him [from cancer] but this, which I swore to him with my life, I have done and no one can take that away from me, and I don’t think there is anyone in the world, when they see this beautiful girl - who was so desired by her father from heaven and by me on earth and by all those who love me - will not think the same way. It is something that only fathers or mothers who have lost a child will perfectly understand.” I believe they had a separate egg donor and the surrogate was a woman based in Miami, the mom wasn’t the one who carried the baby because in Spain (where she’s from), surrogacy is illegal. She wanted to keep true to the promise she made to her son and carry on his wishes after he died.
“WELCOME BACK TO THE BASE DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN HOAHHHHH HOAHHHHH OOOO….. WELCOME BACK YO THE BASEMENT YARD FRANK HOWS IT GOING”
I’m the same exact way as Frankie about biting down on cloth! I’ve been that way my entire life! Even just thinking about it gives me whole-body chills!
A-G-L-E-T dont forget it! (the plastic thing at the end of the shoelaces)
Joey's soft " please " 😂😂
Petition to have a Father’s Day episode, bringing in both their dads. Even a phone interview would be fire
Frankie got so funny in the last fifteen minutes of the pod, I am crying 😂😂😂😂
Would love to see a q&a podcast!!
Joe, there are 5 mother sauces, which are prettt much the bases for any sauce that you could think of. They are
1) Béchamel
2) Espagnol
3) Tomato
4) Hollandaise
5) Velouté
BETH V. SEE THERE?
There are other sauces, like reductions and emulsions, but almost any classic sauce that you can imagine is a derivitive of the 5 mother sauces!
Thank you lol
2:20 Aglet is the name. Learned that from Phineas and Ferb 😂
I came to comment the same thing lol.
Hearing franking talk about all the slime and mentioning Floam just threw me a memory I completely forgot I had holy shit I fucking love that stuff omg
20:44 he said it back! 🥰🥰🥰
Béchamel is a french sauce. it's basically butter flour and milk.
I know exactly what Frankie’s talking about. In Spanish (at least in Puerto Rico) we call it “dentera”. Its pretty common. For me, it happens with silverware scratching the sink, nails on a chalkboard and biting cloth.
the applesauce was the cheap bulk slime they brought out for crowds ... it was more gelatin and water with a bit of applesauce for flavor, they only really used that mix at the studio and the theme parks - the "gak" was the actual real slime recipe used on Figure it out which is a custard base
The way Frankie described how he feels about biting fabric is how I feel about cotton balls. 💀 They are the bane of my existence
Same here! Even thinking about touching them or someone else touching them make a chill go down my spine! And if I even have to touch them I literally gag when it squeezes together, alarm bells go off in my head 😅🤮
This podcast makes me so fucking happy every single time!
44:24 I WAS TAKING A DRINK AND ALMOST DIED AT THIS HOLY SHIT
You two are my two most favorite people on the internet.
Béchamel is French but it's used in lots of different cuisines. Most cream sauces start out as béchamel. Can't make mac and cheese without it!
1:04:04 I LOVE THIS PART 😭👏🏻
Took them 5 minutes to start talking about poop
Somehow I always forget that it’s Monday, but I always seem to find my way here.
5:13 if you ever wanna see how Frankie’s opinion changes on dog poop, watch ep 334 🤣🤣
As a Cuban whatever Frankie was saying on the rice pudding omg WHAT?! The ingredients are cinnamon stick (2) lemon peel, condensed milk (1 can), evaporated milk(1 can ), sugar, rice (1 cup), water, and vanilla. You add water( about two cups) to a deep pot cause the rice will grow and add the cinnamon sticks and the lemon peel, you let it simmer for about 5 minutes on medium heat and then add the rice; make sure to constantly stir the rice cause it WILL stick to the pot. As the water starts to get reduced add more water for the rice to absorb more water and grow, once it has gotten to about more than half its size on the pot add the evaporated milk and the vanilla to taste, let it keep getting reduced but do not let it dry out, as it starts to look thicker add the condensed milk, sugar to taste and keep stirring. Let it get a little bit more thick then remove from heat, you can remove the cinnamon sticks and lemon peel and you have to transfer h rice pudding out of the pot so it doesn’t continue to cook onto any other container, DO NOT COVER and place on the refrigerator to cool. In about an hour or two add the cinnamon powder on the top to taste and serve. One cup of rice will grow to be about 12-20 servings so make sure you know how much rice you add. Happy cooking!!
Double Dare and Legends of the Hidden Temple… what a freckin throwback 😭
“Uh tomato..” is the absolute best! That was beautiful.
Watching them talk about slime, old school Nickolodeon, and mention Dan Schneider with him being weird to child actors and his foot fetish just DAYS after the Quiet On Set documentary was released👁👄👁
I too came to comment this!
The documentary wasn’t out yet when this was posted, hope this helps.
@chocolatecoveredalmonds3528 yeah I know! I'm behind on episodes. Like rn I'm 20 episodes away from the latest. I just thought it was very relevant from the time I was watching this episode and the documentary being out at the time.
as a fellow half greek, i absolutely love Frankie talking about greek food and culture
and he's absolutely right, Pastitio is fucking amazing
Ps & Qs is usually used in the phrase "mind your Ps and Qs". It refers to pints and quarts. It basically means "use your manners" and likely originated in old British pubs, having started as a way to say like "hey, you're drinking a little too much"
3:40 I’m with frank. I cannot stand to feel any type of cloth or yarn on my teeth. Drives me insane.
Joey laughing at Frankie saying BEND OVER 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love the scared voice of Joes when talking about the gallons :D
I can't even begin to describe how much I laughed at "probably like Plank from Ed, Edd and Eddy"
Watching this and it hit me, the Fellas are the real-life Statler and Waldorf from the Muppets 😂😅
I can never eat while watching this, I’m eating nuggets then we get into dog shit.
Franking asserting, "Rum Bucket?" Watched it 10 times. OMG! Still laughing!
Joe not knowing what a rum bucket is, is mind blowing! 😅
Oh, and I toured Nickelodeon Studios when I was 10 years old. I was randomly chosen because I was the most excited kid on the tour to be slimed in front of a live studio audience. I also tasted it, and it at that time it was tapioca pudding, which would have been 1996. When I went around the park for the rest of the day, I was famous, because everyone would say, "YOU'RE THE KID WHO GOT SLIMED!"
Don't do Everest! It's sooo overly crowded now and you're basically just in line for the whole hike! If you want to do a mountain do Kilimanjaro it's much less popular but same concept