True story; about 12 years ago my son’s friend and bandmate at the time used the “secret code” “Wanna go to the garage and eat an apple?” LOL. I don’t know if he thought were were dumb or just knew we didn’t care. I miss that kid. In true Rhode Island fashion we called him “Mike D”.
That's because the competition is pretty stiff when you have stuff like: -Spiders -Giant octopuses -Thelaziasis (eye worms) -Siafu ants Some humans suck, but I know what I'd rather wake up next to in the morning.
@Marie Whitbread No species deliberately restricts their dominance over their environment, except humans. It's not like giraffes have the ability to wield a machine gun, but choose not to out of strength of moral conviction.
I love when a guest and Colbie are so cool with each other that they can give each other rel shit in the interview and laugh it off. "What number am I thinking of?". 😄
What I love most about this is Clooney still has his holiday mantle decor up. It's so like everyone. With everything that's going on, I am not taking down my Chistmas lights. F* it.
Sorry to break it to you, but this segment has been taped before Christmas (when Clooney actually appeared on the show to promote „Midnight Sky“) in order to use it as a „filler“ for a Friday show. Welcome to show business, I guess?
This was filmed for the December 18, 2020 show. (they are wearing the same clothes, with the same backgrounds, in exactly the same position). He is stuck quarantining at a house in the UK during the December 2020 lockdown.
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As a kid who went to highschool in florida, right next to an orange field; i can promise you this, you can definitely make a bong out of an orange as well.
True, but both will rot and draw vermin, fruit flies etc....which is why I prefer that great standby, the cardboard toilet tissue tube...and for the party...go with the cardboard tube from a roll of paper towels...supersize!!
@@Bugdriver49 What?! First off bro, the fruit bongs are one time use. Second, wtf are you talking about? How do you use card board to smoke?! You have definitely inhaled cardboard...
@@X7Excalibur What??? No dude....you cut a quarter, half dollar size hole in the tube....take alumin. foil and put into that hole pushing the foil down to form a pocket......take a needle or small pin and poke a number of small holes into the foil.....You now have a pipe...when toking, hold your hand or any object over the open end....pop it while toking for a good hit....
Colbert Questionert is easily one of my fave segments, it so fun, engaging, entertaining and insightful. Doesn’t get better than our Fantastic silver haired fox, George Clooney. Loved his answers, especially the apple one, laughing so hard. Never thought about that when I eat an apple. 🍎 🤣😆😂🥰😍😘👑⚜️💎🏆🤩✨🌟👏🏻📺🎥 🦊
It is a Christmas movie as a family visit during the holiday is the springboard for the story, and the separated children are exploited to advance the plot. It just happened to be released on the July 4th weekend.
It was a real eye opener for me. Talking about his babies, ahhh! Great sense of fun and humor. Could listen to him talk about lots of things, long time. 👏👍👍♥️
The worst smell is the smell of a dead groundhog left in a bag outside in the summer heat for days as a practical joke on another employee at a landscaping job. Except I was the one who opened the bag. The groundhog had liquified into green slime. The smell that hit me... *oh god*
I laughed so hard I gave birth to Jesus and he died on the cross to pay for the sin of putting dead ground hogs in a bag left outside in the summer heat for a landscaper to find.
I once left a red onion in a piece of tupperware in my fridge for weeks...when i took it out I made the mistake of opening the lid to the tupperware and almost threw up instantly...it was straight from hell. But I would've loved if someone answered Sex Panther...it smells like a used diaper filled with Indian food...
"you wouldn't wanna sit around with grandma and watch Hans Gruber fall of the Nakatomi plaza?" "You know what, grandma's dead. So that would be really difficult." lmfaooo
I just watched a movie he starred in and loved his portrayal. I didn't get the title of the movie because I turned on my television and it was already playing. George Clooney is a great actor! Boy, does he look different!
The one I’m im the middle of watching is ‘The Midnight Sky’ and boy does he look different in that. Great big shaggy beard you could hang your washing on. He’s a very fine actor. And i loved his answers to Colbert’s questionert. Especially the last one. “Chasing around after my kids” defines anyone’s life who’s become a parent, at least until they move out!
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when stephen asked for george's favorite song, i answered the question to myself, and said 'always,' and then george immediately said 'always!!!' i was shocked. and than he said it was his parent's love song, and that was my exact reason too !!
I REALLY LOVE GEORGE HE IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE ACTOR 🎭 AND I PRAY GOD MY LORD JESUS CHRIST TO BLESS HIM AND HIS FAMILY AMEN AND CALL HIM TO HIS KINGDOM AMEN 🙏🇺🇸🇮🇪🇮🇹🇩🇴🌞🌻🇺🇸🙏❤️
We watch the Addams Family every Christmas. It happened to be on tv for some reason for several Christmases in a row in the 90-ies, and now we're kinda stuck with the tradition
3:39 _Did we just become best friends??_ I use not like Clooney (because of _his_ Batman) but I agree with him here! Even Bruce Willis said it wasn't! It's a great, classic action movie that takes place _during_ Christmas/Holidays but not _about_ it.
My answers : 1. Kaiser roll with butter and chocolate sprinkles 2. All the clothing I bought too small thinking I might work my way into fitting them. 3. Elephants in heat 4. Oranges -I do not need a peanut delivery system, I eat it from the jar- 5. Jean M. Auel 6. In the oven and sprinkled in a nearby river 7. Gladiator 8. Frangipani 9. Cat litter box 10. Totally worth it 11. Flat 12. WhatsApp 13. Higher love by Whitney Houston 14. 2 15. Utter purpose and ultimate relaxation So, and nog you know me. A anonymous Dutchy who happens to be a big fan of your show! Keep up the good work and pull us through these arduous times.
Love George Clooney posibly my favorite actor er good show the peacemaker out of sight solaris Michael Clayton all good movies he's a humanitarian love & blessings 🙏 ❤
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If you want to see a playlist of all 3 songs answered by The Colbert Questionert interviewees so far, when asked the one song they could listen to for the rest of their lives, check out my Spotify playlist here: open.spotify.com/playlist/56IKlrnHlW2HJ4ZrPkSzP4?si=5hDzpvWYTZWPUaKcvHFZTg
He had me at Die hard, but I disagree about it not being a Christmas movie. Being held hostage at gun point, at a Christmas party, really makes you appreciate life. 🥰
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Stephen Colbert: "Apples or Oranges?" Jane Fonda: "Apples, because you can hollow it out, stick a straw in the side, and use it as a bong to smoke." Damn. I like her style.
I'd be happy to be proven wrong, but I think that's a terrible idea. The first movie was perfect, and it really doesn't need a sequel. I think there's a good chance it would end up being a disappointment compared to the first one. Plus, the Cohen brothers don't make sequels, and if they're not the creative force behind it, I'm not really interested. Having said all that... I was 100% wrong about turning Fargo into a t.v. series, so maybe you're right.
@@carlrosenzweig1867 I haven't seen all the seasons yet but it's killing me not to especially being in quarantine and not being able to watch it I have nothing but time on my hands right now.
Totally with Clooney on the Xmas movie thing. Die Hard is not a Christmas movie. The subject matter has no real connection to Xmas. They just happen to be at an Xmas party. It is arbitrary. It could have been a retirement party or a birthday party, or any other gathering. Jingle All the Way is a Christmas movie. Elf is. Die Hard is not.
It's funny that I just discovered this internet thing about Die Hard! I always considered Die Hard a Xmas movie but not the classic Xmas movie, it was just an "alternative" xmas movie! I even bought the soundtrack and I use to play it along the Spector Xmas album... ah ah ah!
@@WhateverHappenedToFun Christmas movies are about Christmas. Die Hard isn't about Christmas. Like I noted, if they said the gathering was to celebrate a corporate merger, or some other event, rather than it being a Christmas party, the movie would have absolutely zero connection to Christmas.
@@slyjokerg I agree if you're lookin' for a classic Xmas movie. If you think about "It's A Wonderful Life", "The Grinch" or "Scrooged" and than you compare them to "Die Hard", "Die Hard" isn't a traditional Xmas movie at all! But if you're lookin' for an alternative Xmas movie, you just need a movie that's shot during Xmas and there are references to Xmas... for example Gremlins, Batman Returns or Trading Places are "alternative" Xmas movies! It's just a funny way to celebrate the best time of the year with somethin' unusual!
@@WhateverHappenedToFun It has nothing to do with being "a classic Christmas movie." It is about the fact that the substance of the movie had nothing to do with Christmas. Not only is Die Hard not a "traditional Xmas movie at all," it isn't a Christmas movie, period. Trying to call it an "alternative Xmas movie" doesn't do anything to change the fact that it had nothing to do with Christmas. Arbitrarily taking place during the Christmas season doesn't make it a Christmas movie. Gremlins, for instance, is NOT analogous, since Gizmo WAS A CHRISTMAS GIFT. The basic plot of the movie isn't about Christmas, but it is a fuck of a lot more of a Christmas movie than Die Hard was. The contention that any movie that has even the slightest, indirect, arbitrary, irrelevant connection to Christmas makes the movie a "Christmas movie" is absurd. "Johnny Boz was a retired rock star. That must mean that _Basic Instinct_ was a movie about music!" LMAO. That is how much Die Hard was a Christmas movie.
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I have to say that the Questionert is quickly becoming one of my favorite segments. It's so much fun and absolutely insightful.
I would do it
Agreed. If it's a slow day or if I'm looking to kill a few minutes, I look for the Colbert Questionerts that I haven't watched yet.
And to think it was all inspired by a reply that Keanu Reeves gave to a question.
The Questionaire us a winner! I look forward to how each guest responds.
I agree. I'm really digging this segment.😀
Love it when George blushes, he's such a big kid at heart & always unexpectedly funny...bong apple 🍎
"You can do anything with an apple, you can make a bong out of an apple"
-George Clooney 2021
He’s quoting Jane Fonda 😂
@@kit2130 He's quoting us from 1975😂
That was us in 1975🔥
Ryan Gosling said the same thing in his Questionert!
That low note at 4:05 thooo!! For a millisecond I thought he was gonna break out into song for us!! 😍😂😂😂😢
Tom + George + Meryl = the trifecta. LOVED this.
I didn't know which to watch first
If Clooney is as charming in real life as he is in interviews, he'd be a great person to be friends with.
I ❤ how he asks what num he is thinking of then just says no n moves on n leaves them hanging like ??? 🤣🤣🤣
Clooney's new children's book coming soon:
"420 Things You Can Do With an Apple"
The apple bong made me laugh when I have been crying for 2 days. I really needed that, thank you fellas!
I love lavender too! I cannot pass a lavender bush without rubbing my fingers between the flowers and inhaling that wonderful scent.So calming 😴
I am allergic to lavender.
"You can make a *bong* out of an *apple* ..." - yeah, he's a friend of Brad Pitt...
Apples are possibly the most useful fruit.
*Eat it
*Make alcohol from it
*Smoke from it
*Poison someone with it’s seeds
@EWA Yid Army Yuuup 🤣 Apples or potato’s
Gives a whole other realm of meaning to the phrase, "An apple a day..."
Jane Fonda said the same 😆
True story; about 12 years ago my son’s friend and bandmate at the time used the “secret code” “Wanna go to the garage and eat an apple?”
LOL. I don’t know if he thought were were dumb or just knew we didn’t care. I miss that kid. In true Rhode Island fashion we called him “Mike D”.
Even now, Clooney still commands the camera. The man’s charisma is boundless lol
Never thought I'd ever hear George Clooney talk about making a bong out of an apple.... 🍎🤣
Never thought you'd hear it, yet not completely surprised.
You can do it with a potato too but raw potato doesn't taste as good!
"TRUST ME MAN, I'VE BUILT BONGS OUT OF LESS!"
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Not at all surprised.
I'm surprised to the question "What is the scariest animal?" no one answered "human."
I would say psychiatrists.
My thoughts exactly!!!
That's because the competition is pretty stiff when you have stuff like:
-Spiders
-Giant octopuses
-Thelaziasis (eye worms)
-Siafu ants
Some humans suck, but I know what I'd rather wake up next to in the morning.
That was my mental answer...
@Marie Whitbread No species deliberately restricts their dominance over their environment, except humans. It's not like giraffes have the ability to wield a machine gun, but choose not to out of strength of moral conviction.
the bong comment was so hilariously random
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Agree. Too funny!
Loved it 👌
I first "smoked" an apple nearly 50 years ago! It works really well.
The rest of my life in five words? "I hope it doesn't suck."
Hopefully covid Goes F (Word) Away
"I hope I learn to count"
@@Gastel lol
"I hope it DOES suck!" so long as it doesn't bite 😁
@@suninmoon4601 😉
They're all such lovely folks. Hope you keep doing these.
I am loving these questions Stephen‼️I can’t wait to hear more people answering them.
I love when a guest and Colbie are so cool with each other that they can give each other rel shit in the interview and laugh it off.
"What number am I thinking of?". 😄
What I love most about this is Clooney still has his holiday mantle decor up. It's so like everyone. With everything that's going on, I am not taking down my Chistmas lights. F* it.
Sorry to break it to you, but this segment has been taped before Christmas (when Clooney actually appeared on the show to promote „Midnight Sky“) in order to use it as a „filler“ for a Friday show. Welcome to show business, I guess?
Lol! Ah... and it’s not his house. It’s a rental for work. Wah wah. 😂
I haven't taken my Christmas lights down for 3 years... but then I have been disabled for 3 years lol
This was filmed for the December 18, 2020 show. (they are wearing the same clothes, with the same backgrounds, in exactly the same position). He is stuck quarantining at a house in the UK during the December 2020 lockdown.
@@VideoNozoki His wife is British and lives here. I don't think he is 'stuck'
I was just thinking of that song today, Always. Irving Berlin wrote it for his wife. :)
Bong out of an apple.... You are a good man, Clooney. A good man, I say.
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(same SPAM link with 2 different user names on the same Colbert page) why???
@@VideoNozoki thank you Sir
@@Endubis (You're welcome. It's a shame this was even necessary.) Hope you have a good day.
I watched the other two first and kept thinking to myself "its the hippo, the hippo is the most terrifying." Mr. Clooney, I am glad you agree.
I'm a year late watching this series but I was right there with you, saying the same thing!
Humans are the most terrifying animal. Statistically, they have killed more animals (including humans) than anyone else.
Hippos will trample you, gorge you, and fan poop all over you. Hippos are horrific.
@@favouritemoon4133 Moose is second,then.
As a kid who went to highschool in florida, right next to an orange field; i can promise you this, you can definitely make a bong out of an orange as well.
Yes, but why _would_ you? That's just weird.
@@robashton8606
Same reason you would make one out of an apple. The situation demands it. Also, its actually very nice, a bit citrusy.
True, but both will rot and draw vermin, fruit flies etc....which is why I prefer that great standby, the cardboard toilet tissue tube...and for the party...go with the cardboard tube from a roll of paper towels...supersize!!
@@Bugdriver49
What?! First off bro, the fruit bongs are one time use. Second, wtf are you talking about? How do you use card board to smoke?! You have definitely inhaled cardboard...
@@X7Excalibur What??? No dude....you cut a quarter, half dollar size hole in the tube....take alumin. foil and put into that hole pushing the foil down to form a pocket......take a needle or small pin and poke a number of small holes into the foil.....You now have a pipe...when toking, hold your hand or any object over the open end....pop it while toking for a good hit....
George Clooney always gives a great interview
Clooney just won my heart with the apple bong. Haha!!
Colbert Questionert is easily one of my fave segments, it so fun, engaging, entertaining and insightful. Doesn’t get better than our Fantastic silver haired fox, George Clooney. Loved his answers, especially the apple one, laughing so hard. Never thought about that when I eat an apple. 🍎 🤣😆😂🥰😍😘👑⚜️💎🏆🤩✨🌟👏🏻📺🎥 🦊
Love the questionert segments! Please do more!
“You can make a bong out of an apple.” “Die Hard.” But then with five words you see him in dad mode. Love these.
Spot on George Clooney! Die Hard is not a Christmas movie and you defined it perfectly! 🏆
It is to me
You are absolutely correct, it's not A Christmas movie, it's THE christmas movie.
"Cleaning up after my kids." 😂 💯 I've never felt so connected to George Clooney.
Love the interviews Stephen! lol
LOVE this new segment.
"You can make a BONG out of an apple." Georgie, we hardly knew ye.
Colbert is the only late night host smart enough to challenge and hang with all the other people he interviews. He is by far the best late night host.
Don't quite know how I missed this series, but I'm loving it.
Christmas movie? White Christmas with his late aunt Rosemary Clooney.
Yes!
I thought the same thing!
I watch that wonderful movie at any time of year! One of my all time favorites. 😎
You would think White Christmas would have come to him.
I’m enjoying these celeb questionnaires. Keep em coming!
“And you can make a bong out of it!”
Me, hitting my bong watching this:
👁👄👁
Oh what a FANTASTIC show Stephen loved it
There are two types of people in this world, those that think Die Hard is a Christmas Movie and those who are wrong.
"Now I have a machine gun. Ho Ho Ho." Always been a Christmas movie for me.
It is a Christmas movie as a family visit during the holiday is the springboard for the story, and the separated children are exploited to advance the plot.
It just happened to be released on the July 4th weekend.
"Cleaning up after my kids" 😂🤣
Spending Christmas with grandma and the family watching Die Hard at Christmas is some vision for the afterlife.
I like that...not quite what I'm hoping for, but not so terrible. with plenty of comfy seats for all!
It's been so long, I'd forgotten The Late Show was capable of goofiness. Long may it continue now that we might finally be emerging from the darkness.
This is one of coberts best interviews, clooney is relaxed an at ease in his answers.
It was a real eye opener for me. Talking about his babies, ahhh! Great sense of fun and humor. Could listen to him talk about lots of things, long time. 👏👍👍♥️
THANK YOU, GEORGE. Die Hard is NOT a Christmas movie! Debate in my house now settled! :). Now time to make an apple bong.... 😆
Everytime i hear his voice i think of the movie “o brother where art thou”
"I'm a dapper dan man!"
1. The darker sides of his mustache make him look sad.
2. The apple thing made me explode in laughter!
3. He’s such a cool dude
I like the questionert. Please do it with everyone.
Is anyone else freaked out by Jon Batiste and Stay Human being in a disembodied blue space?
Not really. Jon Batiste did the music for Pixar's Soul, so they're probably just "in the zone."
Zoom Together mode. It's weird.
Thank god it’s not just me!
WE MUST LAUNCH A MISSION TO SAVE THEM!
🤣😂🤣
Love you from Bangladesh..
You can make a bong out of an apple ❤ lmao 😂
Cincinnati loves George Clooney #nativeson #qc #nky
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Keep 'em coming.
The worst smell is the smell of a dead groundhog left in a bag outside in the summer heat for days as a practical joke on another employee at a landscaping job. Except I was the one who opened the bag. The groundhog had liquified into green slime. The smell that hit me... *oh god*
o_O
YOU KNEW WHAT WAS IN THE BAG, WHY DID YOU NEED TO OPEN IT
I laughed so hard I gave birth to Jesus and he died on the cross to pay for the sin of putting dead ground hogs in a bag left outside in the summer heat for a landscaper to find.
I once left a red onion in a piece of tupperware in my fridge for weeks...when i took it out I made the mistake of opening the lid to the tupperware and almost threw up instantly...it was straight from hell. But I would've loved if someone answered Sex Panther...it smells like a used diaper filled with Indian food...
George Clooney just went to the top of my list of favorite celebs. Real recognize real George 👀👀👀
More of these with all stars, please!
"you wouldn't wanna sit around with grandma and watch Hans Gruber fall of the Nakatomi plaza?"
"You know what, grandma's dead. So that would be really difficult." lmfaooo
Awesome interview
I agree 'Die Hard' is not a Christmas movie.
I just watched a movie he starred in and loved his portrayal. I didn't get the title of the movie because I turned on my television and it was already playing. George Clooney is a great actor! Boy, does he look different!
The one I’m im the middle of watching is ‘The Midnight Sky’ and boy does he look different in that. Great big shaggy beard you could hang your washing on. He’s a very fine actor. And i loved his answers to Colbert’s questionert. Especially the last one. “Chasing around after my kids” defines anyone’s life who’s become a parent, at least until they move out!
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(same SPAM link with 2 different user names on the same Colbert page) why???
when stephen asked for george's favorite song, i answered the question to myself, and said 'always,' and then george immediately said 'always!!!' i was shocked. and than he said it was his parent's love song, and that was my exact reason too !!
I REALLY LOVE GEORGE HE IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE ACTOR 🎭 AND I PRAY GOD MY LORD JESUS CHRIST TO BLESS HIM AND HIS FAMILY AMEN AND CALL HIM TO HIS KINGDOM AMEN 🙏🇺🇸🇮🇪🇮🇹🇩🇴🌞🌻🇺🇸🙏❤️
If Die Hard isn't a Christmas movie, then neither is Gremlins. And if you think Gremlins isn't a Christmas movie...
I
Will
Fight
You.
My brothers, sister in law and I literally introduced my niece to Die Hard as a family bonding experience this past Christmas.
We watch the Addams Family every Christmas. It happened to be on tv for some reason for several Christmases in a row in the 90-ies, and now we're kinda stuck with the tradition
It's not
Here here
Yeah... but it kinda is though
I'd go with the Allman Brothers' "Mountain Jam". It already goes on forever.
For me: While my guitar gently weeps (particularly the live version with Eric, Dhani Harrison and soloing Prince)
Colbert is still my favorite.
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3:39 _Did we just become best friends??_ I use not like Clooney (because of _his_ Batman) but I agree with him here! Even Bruce Willis said it wasn't! It's a great, classic action movie that takes place _during_ Christmas/Holidays but not _about_ it.
He still looks like my 5th grade teacher, Mr. Baker. Favorite teacher obviously. 😄
I love the jazz music at the end, it just completes the equation!
My answers :
1. Kaiser roll with butter and chocolate sprinkles
2. All the clothing I bought too small thinking I might work my way into fitting them.
3. Elephants in heat
4. Oranges -I do not need a peanut delivery system, I eat it from the jar-
5. Jean M. Auel
6. In the oven and sprinkled in a nearby river
7. Gladiator
8. Frangipani
9. Cat litter box
10. Totally worth it
11. Flat
12. WhatsApp
13. Higher love by Whitney Houston
14. 2
15. Utter purpose and ultimate relaxation
So, and nog you know me. A anonymous Dutchy who happens to be a big fan of your show! Keep up the good work and pull us through these arduous times.
We got him saying nappies but he's still pronouncing tomatoes wrong.
tony james: Tomatoes are a new world food, so I submit that your nation is the one saying it wrong...
Colbert: What number am I thinking of?
Clooney: 7
Colbert: No.
Me: Yes. LOL
"You can make a bong out of an apple." 😆 Gotta try that.
Only God knows how Clooney will exact revenge on Colbert for stopping Clooney from working on his elaborate pranks for seven minutes.
"you can make a bong out of an apple" hysterical!!!
Très bon merci 🤩
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4:52 - Holy smokes, lavender was on my mind on the previous videos. It's also my favorite flavor.
Disappointed his song answer wasn't man of constant sorrow XD
Great song, but he's Rosemary Clooney's nephew. Bluegrass is not his core genre.
@@docnevyn5814 that's fair lol
Edit: call it wishful thinking. :P
George can pick whatever song he likes...... he's the God Da mn Pater Familias !!
@@BrianSmith-ez9kj I hear he's bona fide even.
So the little ping that went off when you started the questioning sounded like Jeopardy and could be a tribute to Alex Trebek good job Stephen.
Love the data collection process Stephen
"There must be a bar somewhere"
Yeah, on the Overlook Hotel!
3:00 Amal should answer that 🤣 reincarnate like Druze
You not getting my autographed clowny ...lmao
Love George Clooney posibly my favorite actor er good show the peacemaker out of sight solaris Michael Clayton all good movies he's a humanitarian love & blessings 🙏 ❤
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@@fordmccullough6746 thanks for your loving support 🙏❤💯
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Love this! Title and all!
In Germany Die Hard is always shown on Easter and Christmas. Christmas , sure, but I think Easter is very appropriate, too.
And it still gets competition with "Three Wishes for Cinderella" and "Little Lord Fauntleroy" for unknown reasons...
@@tobiasbenedictdrager965 Add "Dinner for One" on that list.
@@MTMF.london "Dinner for One" is New Year's Eve.
In Romania its Home Alone and Die Hard.
Favorite Christmas movie: From Dusk till Dawn ❤️
I LOVE your questionnaire! Please do one with John Baptiste?
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Those were great!!!
He had me at Die hard, but I disagree about it not being a Christmas movie. Being held hostage at gun point, at a Christmas party, really makes you appreciate life. 🥰
Bruce Willis on SNL celebrity roast said that Die Hard is not a X-mas movie.
Dammm im Heterosexual but my god George s voice is incredibly infatuating like...
Dammmm
If you're attracted to George Cloony, you're human. Doesn't matter if straight, gay, bi, whatever... Everyone is attracted to George.
@@luxurypetscz Ok im feeling better now
Thought it was just me... his voice is unreal...
Sounds like he is not only “a handsome face”
This is the guy responsible for Eric Andre. There is a lot going on in that head.
He is not! He is a great human being.
He most definitely is not
What a one-dimensional statement. I hope, for your sake, you have a handsome face.
He's not a handsome face. Did you see that Hitler mustache?
so gorgeous even on a blurry zoom 😍🔥
On action movies, so far no one has cited The Terminator.
What about Commando...
T2 is much better than the original.
That's mine!! Terminator 2, actually.
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Stephen Colbert:
"Apples or Oranges?"
Jane Fonda:
"Apples, because you can hollow it out, stick a straw in the side, and use it as a bong to smoke."
Damn. I like her style.
Clooney should make, Oh brother where art there. Part 2😁
Oh my gosh YES!
I'd be happy to be proven wrong, but I think that's a terrible idea. The first movie was perfect, and it really doesn't need a sequel. I think there's a good chance it would end up being a disappointment compared to the first one. Plus, the Cohen brothers don't make sequels, and if they're not the creative force behind it, I'm not really interested. Having said all that... I was 100% wrong about turning Fargo into a t.v. series, so maybe you're right.
@@carlrosenzweig1867 I see your point but damn Fargo is the best isn't it?
@@wildechild5 It's really a spectacular creative achievement on every level. I'm still honestly shocked that they pulled it off... over and over.
@@carlrosenzweig1867 I haven't seen all the seasons yet but it's killing me not to especially being in quarantine and not being able to watch it I have nothing but time on my hands right now.
Totally with Clooney on the Xmas movie thing. Die Hard is not a Christmas movie. The subject matter has no real connection to Xmas. They just happen to be at an Xmas party. It is arbitrary. It could have been a retirement party or a birthday party, or any other gathering. Jingle All the Way is a Christmas movie. Elf is. Die Hard is not.
Preach!
It's funny that I just discovered this internet thing about Die Hard!
I always considered Die Hard a Xmas movie but not the classic Xmas movie, it was just an "alternative" xmas movie! I even bought the soundtrack and I use to play it along the Spector Xmas album... ah ah ah!
@@WhateverHappenedToFun Christmas movies are about Christmas. Die Hard isn't about Christmas. Like I noted, if they said the gathering was to celebrate a corporate merger, or some other event, rather than it being a Christmas party, the movie would have absolutely zero connection to Christmas.
@@slyjokerg I agree if you're lookin' for a classic Xmas movie.
If you think about "It's A Wonderful Life", "The Grinch" or "Scrooged" and than you compare them to "Die Hard", "Die Hard" isn't a traditional Xmas movie at all!
But if you're lookin' for an alternative Xmas movie, you just need a movie that's shot during Xmas and there are references to Xmas... for example Gremlins, Batman Returns or Trading Places are "alternative" Xmas movies!
It's just a funny way to celebrate the best time of the year with somethin' unusual!
@@WhateverHappenedToFun It has nothing to do with being "a classic Christmas movie." It is about the fact that the substance of the movie had nothing to do with Christmas. Not only is Die Hard not a "traditional Xmas movie at all," it isn't a Christmas movie, period. Trying to call it an "alternative Xmas movie" doesn't do anything to change the fact that it had nothing to do with Christmas. Arbitrarily taking place during the Christmas season doesn't make it a Christmas movie. Gremlins, for instance, is NOT analogous, since Gizmo WAS A CHRISTMAS GIFT. The basic plot of the movie isn't about Christmas, but it is a fuck of a lot more of a Christmas movie than Die Hard was. The contention that any movie that has even the slightest, indirect, arbitrary, irrelevant connection to Christmas makes the movie a "Christmas movie" is absurd. "Johnny Boz was a retired rock star. That must mean that _Basic Instinct_ was a movie about music!" LMAO. That is how much Die Hard was a Christmas movie.
I was a Reds fan too back in the 70s. Johnny Bench was my all-time favorite player.