I find it so unexpectedly wholesome how every dozen episodes slime discovers some new stan culture word or phrase and then proceeds to confidently misuse it at any opportunity he can find.
Slime declaring himself as mother is insane. Lud is right, if ANYONE is mother it’s Aiden. Serving looks, always. The pink hair is giving Super Bass but ft Eminem.
AND if we consult the 3rd volume of Slime's Valorant Digest (ruclips.net/video/Pkf-RN9-_Ik/видео.html), he IS Marshall Mathers (around the 10m30s mark).
ludwig complaining about sexual harassment with slime and nick one minute and the next bullying nick into swallowing a drink from a crack pipe was beautiful
Theres a DNA test where they can mathematically figure out which pair would have the best sex in a group. I feel like slime could benefit from this knowledge
17:00 Ludwig was actually 100% correct but misunderstood what “phishing” is. Phishing is the delivery method for malware, and malware is the attack itself. Linus had a spear phishing (targeted phishing) email that was loaded with malware that stole their “cookies” (simplified version). They used the “cookies” to trick RUclips into gaining access to accounts without needing a password or two-factor code. Ludwig was very accurate and shouted out the Linus details that went into specifics of the situation. Great journalist!
Mother is a term from drag/ballroom culture and it usually refers to the queen that takes you under her wing and mentors you. If there is a house system in your area, it will usually have a drag mother. When used casually to describe someone it can mean powerful, imposing, nurturing, iconic. So in short, none of y'all are Mother
that's not how stan twitter uses it though, it's basically the same as just calling a handsome older man "daddy", especially a celebrity. i'm not saying you're wrong about that term, but what you're saying is a different use that is unrelated in origin
@@chancemoran4324 well no, i dont think so. both uses come from the english word "mother" which means a female parent, of course. they both come from that, but are separate.
I have NEVER heard ANYONE talk about the piss bubbles. My game when I was a little lad was I imagined the bubbles as money and Mr. Krabs was happy when I made all the bubbles but then I always tried to pop as many of the bubbles, which infuriated him.kind of as a two phase game where i had to feel out halfway through my piss.
My perosis story for you Slime: when I was 17 I was charged with usage of marijuana. The cops found 2 grams on my floorboards. I had 6 months of probation and a big ole fine. Every 2 weeks they’d call me in for a piss test. I stopped smoking but had suuch a hard pissing in that cup with the old dude staring over my shoulder. I’d come in bursting at the seams and it would take me 5 trips to the bathroom sometimes. When the stream would finally start I could’ve filled 3 cups.
same thing. i had to get my lawyer to convince them to allow blood testing because i sat at the courthouse for 3 days and couldnt piss with old man probation officer staring at me.
@@lilyuckyboi5802 Lol This was me in the Marine Corps 😂 We do random piss tests and my last unit did them almost every week but I've always been piss-shy. So it usually led with me drinking more than a gallon of water, timing the test perfectly so that the line is long enough that I have to piss, but not too long that it'll hurt too much. Worse times ever haha
@@kibblesnbits3174 how many marines did you know on gear? jus curious cause gear is poppin off with the reserves (no suprise there just a bunch of heated angry wanna be soldiers just sitting on the sidelines stacking roid rage.) you all lick the same rubber to me so. You like ever commited hate crimes in the barracks or did hate crimes get committed onto you
@@nyxx7813 what? No hate crimes from what I experienced in 8 years. Plenty of barracks fights but that’s idiot young adults being drunk. As for deployments I did know a good amount of guys who were taking some sort of gear and then they stopped when they came back. That being said we were in deployments where we needed to perform. I never took PEDs but I don’t really blame people that did. It’s their body
I have no idea how the others are getting splashback. I don't even aim, I just stand super close and just let it droop and that works fine, are they standing like 3 feet away or something?
I watched this episode right after watching the last episode, and so far, it is quite literally a continue conversation from the last podcast which I find is absolutely wild. It’s like a week didn’t happen for them this is awesome
this “pussy boy” arc is fascinating to me (especially as a trans guy). sometimes you use it as an insult? sometimes it’s not? I also literally forget the origins of it. slime is beating it into the ground at this point lmao.
just to clarify something and nothing against the boys i just want to tell everyone where the term mother comes from. it’s apart of ballroom culture and black queer culture. the term mother refers to the mother of a house in a ballroom setting and calling something “mother” started there. house mothers are chosen members of the houses who represent and sort of mentor them. it was just recently picked up by stan culture this past year but has been around for decades. if anything here is wrong feel free to correct me!
Slime's comment about Aiden having a baby toilet still may be one of the funniest and puzzlingly accurate things I've heard him say. He's so right and I have no idea why
Very good episode. This podcast makes me laugh like nothing else. The chemistry and the constant 'yes, and..' mentality is so good and so natural. Aimen is mother.
I had shy bladder syndrome in middle and high school. I could have a painfully full bladder and still not be able to pee from someone being in there or the fear of someone coming in, I’d have to sit there for 15 minutes to even get something out. It improved in high school because I was able to go during classes or just when I knew nobody would be there, but even then it was hard. I had to wait for the last possible second so that I didn’t spend too much time, and so I got really good at holding it for hours and hours. It’s really weird because even if you don’t feel actual anxiety at the time it may still just not come out. In really desperate situations I found that sometimes giving yourself a pep talk and really really focusing on it while pressing under your stomach so you aren’t thinking about other people helped get at least some out.
the adin ross clip is actually WAY longer he looked for a good 20 seconds that version is edited to be shortened thats why it looks like theres a little jump where they thought there was a "freeze frame"
froggy was associating with a known white supremacist who regularly harassed Ian and Anisa, and other friends of the yard. froggy stopped communicating with Ian and Anisa. froggy said some wack stuff about Ian and Anisa. they don't want to work with that kind of energy and booted him. he acted like they hadn't communicated with him, but it turned out that's because he was ignoring their attempts to contact and, in his words "break my shell." play stupid games get stupid prizes
FYI people have done market manipulation with skins or other things on steam,. Steam has internal alerts to sketchy actions that resemble market manipulation and will review it and potential suspend/ban you from the platform
the yard drinking game: (add more in replys cause i couldnt think of many) take a shot when... `slime says "youre an asshole and heres why" +1 more shot if someone stopps him from explaining `if theres a conversation about ludwig being emotionless `shot per sponsorship `shot if sponsorship has arguing about slime or aiden taking a bit too far for a sponsorship(the company is strict and a tad cringe) `drama convo lasts more than 10 mins
When they were taking about how Aiden still uses his training potty at 1:09:27 I was imagining him sitting down on it looking like Waluigi in Mario Kart... Like a lil grasshopper
to this day i have no explanation why but when i was in grade 6 i would sometimes pee on the top of the urinal but near the end of the year a kid saw and told on me and when i was waiting to go in the principals office the secretaries and every teacher that came in were gossiping about it and i guess the whole faculty had been trying to catch me all year
Having a snake come out of a toilet is like an actual thing tho right. Like I live in Australia but it happened to my grandpa, anywhere rural it’s not that uncommon Does it not happen anywhere in America
'Convenient' that Luds teacher mysteriously dies right before they could help get his paruresis story out to the public, call me crazy, but I suspect some serious foul play, another case of big toilet trying to keep the people in the dark
yooo I have perosis. I can pee in a stall but not a urinal while other people are nearby. if it's empty im fine. Its super awkward when I can't pee in a urinal and people are nearby, so I just pretend like I do and flush, wash my hands, and walkout. it sucks cuz then I still gotta go
Listen. The best place to piss on a urinal is wherever they put the little bumblebee or ant or whatever other critter. If you’re at a urinal that doesn’t have that just hold it
Slime with new hard evidence of him being a true genius 44:27 really proves his genius can't be beaten by any other member of the yard. Slime is truly the one true god of both the world and the podcast since there is no one that can come up with such solid reasoning
I love that at the very end of the Factor read ( 1:05:00 ) you can faintly hear what sounds like "It was bad" coming from Zipper. I'm not 100% sure but if it is, ZIpper needs a mic so he can chime in every once in a while cause that was funny. Even Zipper was clowning on Slime's freestyle.
countering ludwigs racism card: the gauls were a celtic group with a language closer to something like briton (from Brittany) or Welsh. The modern french language has probably more in common with Roman conquerers then the native Celtic Gauls. Basically Logwig is an evil coloniser confirmed Also as gay transwoman slime is mother
i’ll say, if Lud had played Hogwarts Legacy i probably would’ve not watched The Yard. i just recently started watching bc i have a positive opinion on Ludwig and i love the show. if he had played it i would’ve probably been annoyed by him.
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My pee shyness is the worst and most inconvenient when I'm out at a concert or club, it's so embarrassing not being able to go while others are peeing laps around me
As a woman, I used to not be able to pee in public, only if there was no one in the bathroom or I had a ten minute pep talk beforehand, it was literally impossible to force it out. However, since being medicated and working on my anxiety, it’s a lot easier now
Bro, one time I was at the pub (yes I'm British) and I was like 5 pints down and needed to piss real bad. Was during the England vs France game in the world cup so the place was rammed and none of the 3 urinals were free. So when I walked in, I had to pretend to wash my hands so one of the spaces cleared. Then my time to shine came and I stood there, unzipped, flopped out and nothin. The dudes stood next to me were just talking and after like 15 seconds, they just went dead silent and I decided to give up cos nothing was happening. So as I zipped up and walked away, I said out loud, slightly under my breath, "Must've not needed it" and they both laughed very hard. 5 mins later, I also lost £500 cos England lost the game. Great night. You're welcome for my sharing of trauma, slime
does ludwig just never hear what aidens actually saying i swear to god he repeats the same point but slower and everytime ludwig just suprise pikachu faces and goes "thats not what you said" LMAO its too funny
I did see some of a documentary about Paruresis on tv and they go through like stages of group training, like they start with peeing in the stall but keep the door open haha
I find it so unexpectedly wholesome how every dozen episodes slime discovers some new stan culture word or phrase and then proceeds to confidently misuse it at any opportunity he can find.
Slime is so mother for that bestie
@@jaredcostello9782 swag out
he's using it 100% correctly, he absolutely is mother
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hes such an old man its great
Slime declaring himself as mother is insane. Lud is right, if ANYONE is mother it’s Aiden. Serving looks, always. The pink hair is giving Super Bass but ft Eminem.
AND if we consult the 3rd volume of Slime's Valorant Digest (ruclips.net/video/Pkf-RN9-_Ik/видео.html), he IS Marshall Mathers (around the 10m30s mark).
ABSOLUTELY
I think Aiden is clearly babygirl he doesnt have the power hes too weak.
@@cameronharvey4746 I'm with you on this one. he's certainly serving but he's not mother. If anyone's mother it's Nick.
Aiden is also a milf compared to them all, so lovable 😂
Aiden is mother by process of elimination but I think Slime has the most potential for mother-related camp.
agreed
exactly
Don’t know what any of these words mean but speak your truth bro
@@braedenwillingham855 A true ally
If Slime was also bisexual he'd be more mother than Aiden.
"I think having sex with Slime is worse then crack addiction" - Falco, Nick - 2023
Than* but we get it still
crazy episode for the 3% of female listeners- the peeing talk just went straight over my head
i skipped half of this episode lol
@crapple329 my fellow Yardigan friend told me this is a B tier episode and he was dead on
@@samt3412 no shot, clearly a P tier episode
@@samt3412 nah this ep was pretty good
@@samt3412 every ep is so similar to me. Except for ones where someone is missing or the tier list ep
ludwig complaining about sexual harassment with slime and nick one minute and the next bullying nick into swallowing a drink from a crack pipe was beautiful
Insane that Ludwig thinks he won the Monaco argument when multiple geographers in the yard discord confirmed that Aiden was right
Incredible to learn that there are *multiple geographers* in the yard discord
I love that the recent ad reads are them trying to get slime to read whatever he’s supposed to, and slime is just being a creative genius.
Slime is the biggest contributor to the pod's individuality, and nothing proves it more than the ad reads
@@samt3412 slime doesn't carry the podcast, it's definitely shared well among the group, however slime *is* like the centerboard of their boat
@@QuinnMiller he doesn't carry, but he's the best member. Personally, my ranking is Slime>Aiden>Lud>Nick
Theres a DNA test where they can mathematically figure out which pair would have the best sex in a group. I feel like slime could benefit from this knowledge
17:00 Ludwig was actually 100% correct but misunderstood what “phishing” is. Phishing is the delivery method for malware, and malware is the attack itself. Linus had a spear phishing (targeted phishing) email that was loaded with malware that stole their “cookies” (simplified version). They used the “cookies” to trick RUclips into gaining access to accounts without needing a password or two-factor code. Ludwig was very accurate and shouted out the Linus details that went into specifics of the situation. Great journalist!
ah yes i am also studying for my security +
@@mediumchicago_pizza defcon yard meetup
@@mediumchicago_pizzaLMFAO (I test for the cysa in 2 days)
Mother is a term from drag/ballroom culture and it usually refers to the queen that takes you under her wing and mentors you. If there is a house system in your area, it will usually have a drag mother.
When used casually to describe someone it can mean powerful, imposing, nurturing, iconic. So in short, none of y'all are Mother
thank god someone actually explained this
lud pretty iconic, he kinda mother
that's not how stan twitter uses it though, it's basically the same as just calling a handsome older man "daddy", especially a celebrity. i'm not saying you're wrong about that term, but what you're saying is a different use that is unrelated in origin
@@gwen6622 not exactly unrelated in origin, more so an extension/evolution of the use of the word
@@chancemoran4324 well no, i dont think so. both uses come from the english word "mother" which means a female parent, of course. they both come from that, but are separate.
Don't they debate the dumbest topics ever like, every episode 😂
there was a premium episode where they spent 40 minutes arguing about donuts, so yes definitely.
Now youre catching on
@@RoyTheCyclops thats still my fav yard ep to day
@@RoyTheCyclops you mean the one where aimen gamen was calling a croissant a donut
@@RoyTheCyclops which primo is that?
I have NEVER heard ANYONE talk about the piss bubbles. My game when I was a little lad was I imagined the bubbles as money and Mr. Krabs was happy when I made all the bubbles but then I always tried to pop as many of the bubbles, which infuriated him.kind of as a two phase game where i had to feel out halfway through my piss.
No chance anyone gets this info out of me
this is based
@@slimewire you’re based ❤️
@@slimewire lmk if you need a new metal guy. I got some connects in the copper industry
i reread this 5 times and still am lost. what does this mean
My perosis story for you Slime: when I was 17 I was charged with usage of marijuana. The cops found 2 grams on my floorboards. I had 6 months of probation and a big ole fine. Every 2 weeks they’d call me in for a piss test. I stopped smoking but had suuch a hard pissing in that cup with the old dude staring over my shoulder. I’d come in bursting at the seams and it would take me 5 trips to the bathroom sometimes. When the stream would finally start I could’ve filled 3 cups.
same thing. i had to get my lawyer to convince them to allow blood testing because i sat at the courthouse for 3 days and couldnt piss with old man probation officer staring at me.
I hope you peed all over the outside of the -cop- cup for good measure
@@lilyuckyboi5802 Lol This was me in the Marine Corps 😂 We do random piss tests and my last unit did them almost every week but I've always been piss-shy. So it usually led with me drinking more than a gallon of water, timing the test perfectly so that the line is long enough that I have to piss, but not too long that it'll hurt too much. Worse times ever haha
@@kibblesnbits3174 how many marines did you know on gear? jus curious
cause gear is poppin off with the reserves (no suprise there just a bunch of heated angry wanna be soldiers just sitting on the sidelines stacking roid rage.)
you all lick the same rubber to me so.
You like ever commited hate crimes in the barracks or did hate crimes get committed onto you
@@nyxx7813 what? No hate crimes from what I experienced in 8 years. Plenty of barracks fights but that’s idiot young adults being drunk. As for deployments I did know a good amount of guys who were taking some sort of gear and then they stopped when they came back. That being said we were in deployments where we needed to perform. I never took PEDs but I don’t really blame people that did. It’s their body
can't wait for the yard bevvies called "Mogul Malt", "Slime Soda", and the bevvy marketed to the military "Nick Napalm"
Mogul ale perhaps?
@@OrcaSiraimen ale
It's insane that Aimen is the only person who uses a urinal right
I have no idea how the others are getting splashback. I don't even aim, I just stand super close and just let it droop and that works fine, are they standing like 3 feet away or something?
@@gabrielhicks8043 You have a weak ass stream my dude.
@@gabrielhicks8043tf wrong with you your piss just drips out
aiden gets funnier every episode i think
I watched this episode right after watching the last episode, and so far, it is quite literally a continue conversation from the last podcast which I find is absolutely wild. It’s like a week didn’t happen for them this is awesome
Nick spilling his drink on himself is so funny
effortlessly funny even
time stamp?
this “pussy boy” arc is fascinating to me (especially as a trans guy). sometimes you use it as an insult? sometimes it’s not? I also literally forget the origins of it. slime is beating it into the ground at this point lmao.
absolutely loving aimens tomato hair this week. keep it up king
I gotta respect Ludwig's commitment to trying to sound right even when he's wrong on every level.
Lud still not being able to hold that L from the last episode is hilarious.
"mother" specifically comes from black/hispanic queer culture, it's ballroom slang
just to clarify something and nothing against the boys i just want to tell everyone where the term mother comes from. it’s apart of ballroom culture and black queer culture. the term mother refers to the mother of a house in a ballroom setting and calling something “mother” started there. house mothers are chosen members of the houses who represent and sort of mentor them. it was just recently picked up by stan culture this past year but has been around for decades. if anything here is wrong feel free to correct me!
As a queer yardigan, yes, slime is mother. mother bear
Slime's comment about Aiden having a baby toilet still may be one of the funniest and puzzlingly accurate things I've heard him say. He's so right and I have no idea why
This episode was so good, I mean Aiden's head was literally on fire.
aiden before his haircut was baby girl, after the haircut he’s mother.
"YOU LOOK LIKE YOU SMELL CAR SEATS" 😂😂😂 OMFG NICK
Very good episode.
This podcast makes me laugh like nothing else. The chemistry and the constant 'yes, and..' mentality is so good and so natural.
Aimen is mother.
Nick went crazy this episode 80% of what he said made me laugh.
They’re finally discussing the most important topic, thank god.
40 seconds in, their best ep yet
Still waiting for Nick to explain why zipper 2 thought slime is cringe
I had shy bladder syndrome in middle and high school. I could have a painfully full bladder and still not be able to pee from someone being in there or the fear of someone coming in, I’d have to sit there for 15 minutes to even get something out. It improved in high school because I was able to go during classes or just when I knew nobody would be there, but even then it was hard. I had to wait for the last possible second so that I didn’t spend too much time, and so I got really good at holding it for hours and hours.
It’s really weird because even if you don’t feel actual anxiety at the time it may still just not come out. In really desperate situations I found that sometimes giving yourself a pep talk and really really focusing on it while pressing under your stomach so you aren’t thinking about other people helped get at least some out.
aiden should do a Gekko cosplay
wait that's perfect
and slime would be his little wingman
aiden needs to cut out the cherry jolly ranchers, theyre visibly affecting his health
Nick's "are you fucking kidding me" got me so bad
the adin ross clip is actually WAY longer
he looked for a good 20 seconds
that version is edited to be shortened
thats why it looks like theres a little jump where they thought there was a "freeze frame"
froggy was associating with a known white supremacist who regularly harassed Ian and Anisa, and other friends of the yard. froggy stopped communicating with Ian and Anisa. froggy said some wack stuff about Ian and Anisa. they don't want to work with that kind of energy and booted him. he acted like they hadn't communicated with him, but it turned out that's because he was ignoring their attempts to contact and, in his words "break my shell."
play stupid games get stupid prizes
FYI people have done market manipulation with skins or other things on steam,. Steam has internal alerts to sketchy actions that resemble market manipulation and will review it and potential suspend/ban you from the platform
the yard drinking game: (add more in replys cause i couldnt think of many)
take a shot when...
`slime says "youre an asshole and heres why" +1 more shot if someone stopps him from explaining
`if theres a conversation about ludwig being emotionless
`shot per sponsorship
`shot if sponsorship has arguing about slime or aiden taking a bit too far for a sponsorship(the company is strict and a tad cringe)
`drama convo lasts more than 10 mins
Oh my lord lud is insane for sitting on the porcelain
I mean if you're not pissing all over the seat...are you even trying?
When they were taking about how Aiden still uses his training potty at 1:09:27 I was imagining him sitting down on it looking like Waluigi in Mario Kart... Like a lil grasshopper
to this day i have no explanation why but when i was in grade 6 i would sometimes pee on the top of the urinal but near the end of the year a kid saw and told on me and when i was waiting to go in the principals office the secretaries and every teacher that came in were gossiping about it and i guess the whole faculty had been trying to catch me all year
LMAO
He was kicked off mainly because he was associating with the very controversial individual Sam Hyde
Having a snake come out of a toilet is like an actual thing tho right. Like I live in Australia but it happened to my grandpa, anywhere rural it’s not that uncommon
Does it not happen anywhere in America
Been real sick this week, listening to a lot of old Yard eps so very happy to see a new one. Thanks Aimen.
noteb r😅
'Convenient' that Luds teacher mysteriously dies right before they could help get his paruresis story out to the public, call me crazy, but I suspect some serious foul play, another case of big toilet trying to keep the people in the dark
yooo I have perosis. I can pee in a stall but not a urinal while other people are nearby. if it's empty im fine. Its super awkward when I can't pee in a urinal and people are nearby, so I just pretend like I do and flush, wash my hands, and walkout. it sucks cuz then I still gotta go
24:22
You would not believe your eyes, if you saw nicks thunder thighs
That ending was both insane and an Aimen W
I hate to be the one to say it, but out of everyone Nick is mother. I don’t make the rules it’s just facts
There’s only one right answer for the peeing question and it’s the back of the toilet bowl just slightly above the water
Listen. The best place to piss on a urinal is wherever they put the little bumblebee or ant or whatever other critter. If you’re at a urinal that doesn’t have that just hold it
Slime with new hard evidence of him being a true genius 44:27 really proves his genius can't be beaten by any other member of the yard. Slime is truly the one true god of both the world and the podcast since there is no one that can come up with such solid reasoning
Patreon goal for Gummy’d Up Nick
lud is so confidently wrong about how to pronounce paruresis
I for one would love to be non-traumatically missionaried by Slime!
Ludwig mispronouncing paruresis is the most "I have a degree in English literature" thing he has done
I love that at the very end of the Factor read ( 1:05:00 ) you can faintly hear what sounds like "It was bad" coming from Zipper. I'm not 100% sure but if it is, ZIpper needs a mic so he can chime in every once in a while cause that was funny. Even Zipper was clowning on Slime's freestyle.
i have no evidence for this but i feel like it was aiden stretching away from the mic and saying it
Love this ep, watched the whole thing
I feel like Nick wore Heely’s in his youth
Thanks to the sponsors for allowing entertaining ad spots that I actually watch.
countering ludwigs racism card: the gauls were a celtic group with a language closer to something like briton (from Brittany) or Welsh. The modern french language has probably more in common with Roman conquerers then the native Celtic Gauls. Basically Logwig is an evil coloniser confirmed
Also as gay transwoman slime is mother
aiden hits the random character customization button every ep
i’ll say, if Lud had played Hogwarts Legacy i probably would’ve not watched The Yard. i just recently started watching bc i have a positive opinion on Ludwig and i love the show. if he had played it i would’ve probably been annoyed by him.
Just bought 100 clutch cases! Thanks for the real financial advice, Diamond hands!
The worst thing from that bit is the overall hype of cs2 inflating everything, so making $$ is possible
nick was so based this episode, such a cool dude
#StopTheSteal recount for Aimen!!
Recently a TF2 youtube super disrupted the steam market for a meme item by telling all their fans to buy it. You could easily fuck up prices
As a fellow bisexual man, Ludwig is 100% right that Aiden is mother because he’s quiet and hot
thank you manscaped for sponsoring my favorite genital themed podcast! i love your products and can now get a discount on them while supporting my favorite creators!
Nick is mother. Whatever he says carries authority
The Linus thing was technically a phishing scam, the attachment in the email installed the malware
In the original clip adin looks at it for 18 seconds before closing it lmao
slime is undoubtably mother
Getting hit with a happy upbeat ad IMMEDIATELY after 1:20:10 "no she drowned" is BEST comedic timing ever
Does Nick drinking Juvee out of a crack pipe that had weed in it count as breaking edge?
such a good ep, just started it
Never knew paruresis was such a thing until this episode. Thanks for making me feel valid
My pee shyness is the worst and most inconvenient when I'm out at a concert or club, it's so embarrassing not being able to go while others are peeing laps around me
the only time i experienced paruresis was when i had to pee in front of a guy for a drug test
When are we getting The Yard x V8 collab drink?
As a woman, I used to not be able to pee in public, only if there was no one in the bathroom or I had a ten minute pep talk beforehand, it was literally impossible to force it out. However, since being medicated and working on my anxiety, it’s a lot easier now
the yard beverage would be soooo good as a lemonade or smth like from the yard sale
As someone who has never stood to piss, I learned so much this episode.
The Yard is the only podcast I can't skip past the ads, just too good. sponsors truly getting their moneys worth
Bro, one time I was at the pub (yes I'm British) and I was like 5 pints down and needed to piss real bad. Was during the England vs France game in the world cup so the place was rammed and none of the 3 urinals were free. So when I walked in, I had to pretend to wash my hands so one of the spaces cleared. Then my time to shine came and I stood there, unzipped, flopped out and nothin. The dudes stood next to me were just talking and after like 15 seconds, they just went dead silent and I decided to give up cos nothing was happening. So as I zipped up and walked away, I said out loud, slightly under my breath, "Must've not needed it" and they both laughed very hard. 5 mins later, I also lost £500 cos England lost the game. Great night. You're welcome for my sharing of trauma, slime
Yard is thee goat, love the content
does ludwig just never hear what aidens actually saying i swear to god he repeats the same point but slower and everytime ludwig just suprise pikachu faces and goes "thats not what you said" LMAO its too funny
"It doesn't cut my balls" yall haven't used the manscaper then smh no matter how careful I am I get at least one knick
That's a self report skill issue
For the record Aiden was right
Are they ever going to play dnd? Or just a thought they had at one point
Incorrect pronunciation.
Correct:
pehr · yr · EE · suhs
Man Zipper killed the pictures of the convicted felons lmaoooo
I did see some of a documentary about Paruresis on tv and they go through like stages of group training, like they start with peeing in the stall but keep the door open haha
it is par-yuresis lol. not piaeresis. ludwig is thinking of the word diaeresis, which is the two dots you put over an i in french in words like naïve