better DON'T call Xiao ever again ☠️😭

[@NextGenshin]

Heal Xiao by joining our Discord: discord.gg/onifans

[@microrambler]

“Merc”

[@Vergilposting]

​@@microrambler "Merc"

[@CyclicArcher612]

*Hmmm….XIAOOO!* :]

[@Therians1227]

Lol

[@Cyno877]

I don't need to be healed.

[@maybeshrey30]

i like the way he kept saying useless useless 😂😂😂

[@NextGenshin]

He felt it that way I believe :D

[@chriseannahastings]

😂😂😂😂💀

[@ninjastriker9907]

Is that a JoJo reference?

[@antiiviral]

Muda muda muda!

[@dogeater1369]

I heard f*** this instead of useless???? 😭

[@pog0191]

The way lumine said XIAOOO gets me everytime 💀💀💀

[@shuumai.]

thats traveler..

[@ShiQingxuanSimp]

@@shuumai. Yes, the female traveler’s canon name is Lumine

[@shuumai.]

@@ShiQingxuanSimp yea

[@nayan.punekar]

​@@ShiQingxuanSimp You mean Th traveler's sister

[@kheilebyukiolozada8887]

​@@nayan.punekartraveler is both lumine and aether

[@iyose7]

Xiao is the example of how parents go to school back in their day

[@Maty690]

Fr😭✨

[@shaikmanazar2168]

'In the blink of an eye' he used the 11bus (his two legs) 😂😂

[@Guardian0033]

Xiao in stories : comes from the wind
Xiao in real :

[@Mochiwii._]

Loll

[@delulusions]

LMAO THE 2 HP

[@maplechei]

883 likes and no replies what

[@Suiikwan]

He was on his grind but then he couldn’t handle it

[@wooperman2783]

What about it?

[@AluminaStar]

BAHAHA💀

[@uhhsmile1746]

😂

[@sproutmobile]

my guy is sweating in dragonspine 💀

[@anos7377]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@fidoriko302]

He has a cold now someone get my boy chicken soup-

[@DaNiceGuy]

@@fidoriko302let him be oofed by sheer cold, and then to be spawned in statue of seven

[@xsunnxy_5963]

He doesnt eat the food of humans except almond tofu give up on giving him chicken soup​@@fidoriko302

[@user-lp8oj6hj5b]

Dont worry, as long as the snow is thick enough in Dragonspine, he can eat it.

[@noahrodriguez8793]

Let's pretend Xiao wasn't in Mondstadt

[@alice_mckin]

He was on his way to meet Venti frfr

[@hellokitty37809]

​@@alice_mckinsomeone is cheating

[@lazy_swordmaster08]

Maybe, maybe not. Who know

[@MoonLightOfficialOwO]

They host their monthly and annual AnEmo protection squad meetings there

[@DiggitySlice]

Venti collecting boys as usual

[@childeismine4ever]

The “blink of an eye and poof, he’s there” got me cracked up 😂
Edit: thanks for all the likes 💗💗

[@NextGenshin]

Haha

[@Yelan_fan]

Xiao gonna steal Lyney's spot XD

[@TORNADOLEGENDS]

Xiao Busy Pretending Like He's Not On Life Support🤣🤣🤣

[@NextGenshin]

Useless!

[@Vath_fx]

Lament

[@stygamerz2901]

Worthless

[@Neonl1ghts]

Evil conquering

[@Insane_X2005]

When the snow is thick enough we can eat it

[@astro-byun]

pls the way lumine says xiao 💀😭

[@Flake52]

It's so funny

[@moondo3094]

So masculine lmao

[@kaedeechiko6608]

Finally someone who comments it 😭😭😭

[@killerbangrus7685]

oml 😂😭

[@mmh....]

Ikr smexy 🤭

[@LUM1._.0]

“XIAOOOOOO”
“Hold on, you’re on the other side of the map😒I fell to 2 health for you”

[@TisILyney]

Xiao behind the scenes getting there 😂😂

[@riky_lr5659]

Paimon: XiAoOoOoOoO!1!1!
Xiao: useless

[@NextGenshin]

Useless emergency food :x

[@andrewmclaren4253]

bc he only eats Almond tofu not floating white thing

[@NotStars]

OMG HOW DARE HIM CALL PAIMON LIKE THAT😃

[@Nara_doesart]

:(

[@PlatinumDagger]

No.. Weak! 😆

[@scaramouche8663]

Xiao be like : HOLD ON I GOT LITTLE LEGS

[@X_stikto]

Scaramouche

[@Thebrighestsunx]

Scarabald

[@naomifrakes6474]

Xiao hold on be right there I am just tiny that’s all 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Mixi3Pixi3]

@@Thebrighestsunx Scaramussy

[@Perry3393]

S-scara w-what happend...?

[@C.cAndrewCassidy]

Xiao: useless hah hah useless
Lumine:XIAOOOO
Xiao:you called?

[@Ray-ej8iq]

When lumine Called Xiao she screamed so hard that even Aether heard it lol🗿

[@klaudiakoszaka2640]

It was probably uncomfortable to hear his sister screaming someone's name...

[@user-hf3uj2cm6l]

Aether : who the hell is xiao

[@psychedelicalina8253]

Lumine's voice definitely reached the heavens😂

[@RiseStreamer]

It reached celestia

[@nahidafroz7636]

Lol

[@halizahhassan3636]

​@@RiseStreamernah o
it reached aether universe

[@gwessfr]

@@halizahhassan3636 aether solos ong

[@parsaiti8802]

​@@gwessfr no

[@leopatriconaise3095]

I love the fact that he kept saying useless over and over again as paimon called as if he knew the traveler would call for him afterwards .thus he kept comming towards them.
Very Nice details

[@Heppiesmile]

No thats just a voice line

[@lmagiv]

He said 'as if' implying that it was hypothetical therfore r/whoooosh

[@psylina]

comming?

[@Heppiesmile]

@@psylina coming

[@leopatriconaise3095]

@@psylina oh yes 😏

[@ShadowLiannea]

Paimon: Xiaooo
Xiao: *on his way from monstat to liyue*

[@JustGenshcid]

Nah Lumine Saying Xiao With A Deep Voice Kills Me XD😂

[@shine12358]

Xiao: **rushing**
Teleport waypoints: I don’t remember the last time Xiao used me

[@Cupcakeilah]

Lol I use teleport way point all the time

[@iaethyourfamily]

Only the traveller can use waypoints yk

[@xela4854]

Apparently only traveller knows how those work

[@gothic4151]

All the xiao simps wishing they were teleports

[@itzeli_bish]

@@xela4854 Katherine knows how to use them there's a dialogue if you ask Katherine how she gets everywhere so fast

[@Mitsuri_fann]

paimon: XIAOoOoOOOO
Xiao: useless, useless
traveller: XIAOOOOOO
Xiao: you called?

[@XxItzpink1xX]

Fort useless, useless, fart useless

[@nanika_zoldik1936]

Only for traveler 😏

[@Mitsuri_fann]

@@nanika_zoldik1936 🤭

[@Dazai_suicidalmaniac-chibi]

​@@Mitsuri_fannhe just does that because he made the promise to traveler

[@MaLexTIdE]

​@@Dazai_suicidalmaniac-chibi Nah he's just a lumine simp

[@hearts4mxdii]

Xiao is really down bad for lumine 💀😭

[@confettiiistudios6842]

Paimon: XIAOOOOOOOO!!!
*nothing*
Lumine and Aether literally whispering: Xiao~
*Appears out of nowhere*

[@KaedeKaz]

Paimon: “XIIAAAOOOOOOO”
Xiao: “USELESS USELESS USELESS-“
Traveler: ”Xiao?”
Xiao: “You called?”

[@logandelacruz2152]

Xiao: MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!
MUDAAAAAA-

[@taran8845]

@@logandelacruz2152 ZA WARUDOOO!!!

[@deniiis3982]

I clicked 1000 like

[@clowndraco]

@@deniiis3982 second like

[@MozzawaLinji]

@@taran8845 ROAD ROLLER DA!!!!!

[@Foreigner_135]

Paimon: "XIAO!"
Xiao: "I sleep"
Lumine: *"XIAAAAAAAO~!"*
Xiao: *"REAL SH*T!"*

[@nelleplayz4441]

xiaomine for life ❤❤❤

[@Im_stooopid]

True this is true :⁠,⁠-⁠)

[@mistadrew7513]

@@nelleplayz4441 same ❤

[@ScaraSimp_Lovel]

XIAOMINE

[@Akari-fr-13]

​@@nelleplayz4441 Its actually Xiaolumi not Xiaomine

[@bubblewaffle5687]

At the second last part xiao was running
I heard "dingus fart fart fart dingus"

[@naomifrakes6474]

Xiao:now should I teleport nah I will just use my elemental skill all the way there 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bangnutsu...4388]

The part where lumine calls he's name... I can't breath... omg...🤣🤣🤣

[@Guardian0033]

Correction : his

[@sdstarlight1223]

True!! Now my checks are hurt as hell🥲

[@mcgenshinkinich]

Breath- you need to breath-

[@callmehgiulia8251]

Whats the quest though?

[@Guardian0033]

@@mmina__ xiao is a boy 💀

[@S1r_Cheese]

Xiao in the inside:”U KNOW WHAT I DID TO GET TO YOU, I HAD TO CLIMB MOUNTAINS, PAST THROUGH SNOW, AND CLIMB UP THE SAIL WITH 2HP LEFT …..LAMENT”

[@studies0526]

Sounds like parents going to school..☠️

[@McScaraa]

Cue the montage of steven's dad walking through fiyaaahh😂

[@mariabazan4080]

I heard this with the Shrek 2 voice-over from Prince Charming saying all he had to go through to get to Fiona's tower 😂

[@Scaramoucheswife.]

​@@studies0526that's what I was about to comment ;-;

[@Aventurine_is_my_pookie_bear]

@@studies0526same bro-

[@k.m3062]

Lumines voice got me laughing so hard LMAO

[@4deptus_Xiao0]

That's why she is not saying anything in game most of the time.

[@normal.person]

Paimon really said in the blink of an eye💀

[@yaesan121]

*xiao quietly sleeping*
Lumine: XIAAAAOOO
xiao:I FELT CALLED, GET MY SHOES AND MY SPEAR

[@deerkota]

every now and then I see fan comics about the "just call my name" thing (which honestly? I'm so weak for that trope) and one comic I saw was (iirc) lumine sleep talking and he was about to leave when he realized she was asleep (until she woke up right before he left and it ended up being a nightmare about losing him 😭)
another, sillier one that I love is lumi and a bunch of the girls (xiangling, Mona, amber, keqing) having a sleepover and they ask if she's had any romance on her adventures, so she mentions an "inazuman noble lady" "and then there's adeptus xiao-" and then he's there immediately - "you called?" before realizing he just crashed a slumber party 😂😭

[@SarahStuff-j9r]

Paimon: XIAOO
Xiao: *silent*
Lumine: Xiao!
Xiao: at your service my queen

[@LoathSomeMoon]

Lol

[@Adeptus_Xiao1254]

👁👁

[@Qiqi319]

YES LOL

[@kiyotaka2336]

Shut up nonsense shipper 👁️

[@OfficiallyYhema]

👀🍵

[@Lunatic._Luna]

LMAOOO IM STILL WHEEZING BECAUSE THE WAY LUMINE SAID XIAO

[@AventurineBlessesYouWithLuck]

if you're wondering about my health, Morax beated the crap outta me for being too short

[@KurtacusRex]

The voice you gave lumine saying Xiao killed me

[@NextGenshin]

I said it myself B)

[@cxaleaf8146]

When lumine called out for xiao like that made me laugh nonstop lol😭😂🤣🤣🤣
(Thank you for 1k likes🫡)

[@DeadlyNightShadeBloom]

*X i a o*

[@rosiface2620]

SAME- OH MY LORD 😭😭😭 i can't breathe-

[@Adeptus_Xiao1254]

YOU CALLED?????

[@Justarandomgirl64]

​@@rosiface2620 i am still recovering

[@Erixory]

Paimon: Xiao
Xiao: hold on barbatos I hear a really squiky voice calling my name brb

[@Ai_Akariii]

*”CHAUUU”*

[@NextGenshin]

Chad voice

[@Ai_Akariii]

@@NextGenshin Fr💀

[@kodzuken404]

traveller's "XIAO" always gets me 😂😂

[@whoopsiedaisie7188]

Useless useless useless useless

[@kajunika]

😹😹😹😹

[@vyouka]

lmao

[@xiaohyune9654]

Stahp

[@sencorr201]

muda muda muda muda

[@Eh-mi7vi]

@@sencorr201 a dum a dum a dum a dum

[@ScaraSimp_Lovel]

Bro looks like he’s abt to fall of the boat

[@hrithikt.khrithik5292]

I like that paimon voice when she called "XIAOOOOOOO"

[@c.o.l.a.]

Nah, he was late because he thought Paimon was saying meow 💀

[@maisenpai8378]

Guy went from 7k+ hp to 2 was so hilarious 😂😂

[@Tarudaku]

I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT ABOUT THAT XD

[@Rainii_Cloud--]

Not the "useless" he was saying😭😭

[@MuichiroTokito_202]

Paimon:XiAaAaAaAoOoOoOoO
Xiao:you called?
I think xiao Is deaf👁️👄👁️

[@reymundolumbang9548]

Paimon: XiAaAoOoOo
Xiao: USELESS WORTHLESS USELESS WORTHLESS

[@NextGenshin]

DISAPPEAR!

[@Ona-H0L3]

muda muda MUDA MUDA !!!!!!!

[@isaak1748]

LAMENT

[@CyclicArcher612]

*:0 Paimon is not useless!*

[@shriyanscolumbus4096]

Xiao: I don't Simp for these Mortals!
Lumine: Xiao!
Xiao: I'm here baby, What do you need?

[@yaourt6234]

🤣

[@tvteletoon5300]

Me using Aether (that's some BL right there)

[@shriyanscolumbus4096]

@@tvteletoon5300 Meanwhile Lumine mains struggling with the Harems of Aether 🤣

[@shriyanscolumbus4096]

TRUEEEEE

[@klee2031]

AYO😭😂

[@Slaybaddie.official]

"In a blink of an eye"
"Xiao just struggling to grt there😫👌💀👌💀

[@Amethxst988]

Lumines voice is like from god

[@darkdj7560]

Paimon:Blink of an eye and poof, he's there
Xiao Behind the scene:

[@Batmobile001]

Ofcourse he will come when lumine wants to

[@cyaharin]

my fave ship

[@rulijo3746]

@@cyaharin frfr! He is the best emo boy out there 🥰❤️

[@valhersa29]

@@cyaharin SAME

[@bavanii.8334]

Oh no I sense a love triangle with Childe and Xiao in this.

[@valhersa29]

@@bavanii.8334 that love triangle is pretty much a classic in fanfics for Lumine 😂

[@Shadow-Max]

Paimon- "Xiaoo"
Xiao- "Useless-Boring-useless-boring"

[@anikavishwakarma5753]

The way lumine said XIAOOOO

[@nataliegalvez702]

He really be like: WAIT *breaths* IM COMING, JUST *breaths* hold on Im almost- *breathes* there…. OK *breathes* *gets into character* “you called?” 👀

[@Castodre]

POV: you put this out of context 💀

[@nataliegalvez702]

⁠LMAOOO 💀💀💀

[@dogoganguly5461]

Bro Lumine's voice got me😂😂

[@fries6197]

i keep watching that part lmao 😂😂😂

[@flashboi001]

Lumine fr was abt to say "SHAO KHAN" 💀

[@hsmorris73]

My guys at 2 health. 😂 I respect the dedication, and as a prize…..
I will never call him again 😊

[@just_awyan109]

I'm hearing Xiao say "Forklift" every 2 dashes💀💀

[@RunnernGunner24]

LMAO I also heard it to

[@yeahz_purple1786]

Same lol

[@XxBlackAngel141]

HELP AHAHAH

[@_Crystaldemon.Solar.]

💀

[@LeeTaehee]

LMAO HE SAYING „USELESS“ ALL THE TIME MADE MY DAY

[@hazwanihanumbintihashim-4697]

The moment traveler calls him he’s like: you called?
While paimon: *jaws on the ground*
😂😂😂😂

[@HelloRandomPersonHeHeHe]

Then he realises he could teleport💀

[@re-zeal]

Paimon: xiaooooo, it’s weird.🤔
Lumine: lemme try, siuuuu!!
Xiao: I’m here baby

[@Arti_KL]

How Lumine said Xiaoo lmaoo😂😂

[@yourlocalperson-_-]

Paimon : XIAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
xiao : im on life support..

[@sirthomasevangelion1258]

Lumine: XXXIAOOOOO
Xiao on vacation: FUKKK

[@rumabegum9309]

"XIAOOOOOOO" got me rolling

[@tinewordsmith126]

Lumine: **deep man voice**
"X I A O O O!!!"
🤣🔥🤣🔥🤣🔥🤣

[@BaileeyyAce]

I was watching this in class and I forgot to mute it- and so my whole class head paimon shout "XIAOOOOOOOOO"

[@Delivery567]

No one gonna talk abt xialings bear standing cutely?

[@MisguidingWish]

Xiao's actual power is to just disappear like a gust of wind somewhere and appear elsewhere

[@eeveeandme906]

r/wooooosh

[@Ecl1ps3Exp1r3d]

Paimon: XIAOOOOOOOOO
Xiao:Ion like you 😭
Lumine: Xiao can you come here
Xiao:Wassup Babygirl what do you need
Paimon: 😔

[@kiyotaka2336]

Nope even if you play with aether it's the same 👁️ you make no sense a

[@bernardosouza1252]

​@@kiyotaka2336 Who play with aether? He's just a poster boy

[@MissDevil_Chan]

@@bernardosouza1252 I do

[@Nightynightynightmare]

@@bernardosouza1252 im offended i play with aether 😢

[@febnite08]

Paimon: Xiao!!!
Xiao: *useless* *useless* *useless*

[@JuanSanchez-st8fl]

Paimon:Let me try again!...XiA0000!!!!!!
Xiao:Us3lesss!!!
😂❤

[@raysaga]

im sorry im losing it when u add that voice on lumine 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lemn887]

Why did paimon sound like she said "mommy try again" 💀💀💀

[@Sastou]

I thought it said "FART USELESS FART USELSS USELESS FART USELESS😂💀💅"

[@nevaehmartin4528]

"Blink of an eye and POOF he's there" - I CANT HAHA

[@yuktarosendale6697]

Lumine's heavy ass voice never fails to crack me up in this wtf was that XIAO😂

[@Yourlocalstay4life]

That was luminescent?!?? 😂?

[@N1k0l4i.]

Paimon : Xiao!!!!!!
Xiao : USELESS USELESS USELESS USELESS USELESS
Also xiao busy pretending not to be on life support rn

[@akiosworldz]

He was like give me a minute

[@Qu3llz946]

Xiao is the example of what parents say how they got to school back in their day

[@nightmare_just_cant]

Xiao was chilling in mondstat because he was trying to see venti~
(Prob not but whatever)

[@yuunahanabi2576]

No, you're right. Lets make it a headcanon between us :")

[@nightmare_just_cant]

@yuuna Hanabi
Indeed we shall

[@AuthorSharuru]

Paimon : Xiao!
Xiao : I sleep
Traveller : Xiao.
Xiao : *real shit?*

[@Furbymuncher]

Him spamming the word usless

[@SuikageKagetsu]

Xiao: "You called?" *Panting intensively*
Paimon: "Nvm..."

[@JustAlex_Here]

Xiao:*doesn't come when paimon calls*
Also Xiao:*right there when Lumine calls*

[@K1mko]

*the way he said worthless an useless and at the end he said in a kind voice you called?*

[@snowbunny525]

Omg the way lumine called for xiao😭😭😭

[@cleopatraandoniu4231]

Fun fact xiao has a crush on traveler so he only responds to her/him 😌

[@leninstan]

I ship lumine with ayaka, and awther with xiao

[@SerendipitytheSeraphim]

​@@leninstanTo me it's the opposite lol

[@brickyblicky]

@@SerendipitytheSeraphimsame

[@-og5dy]

paimon's voice is tiny to be heard while shouting "xiao!"

[@NextGenshin]

For real

[@H3ARTS43V3RY0NE]

THE 2HP WHEN XIAO GOT THERE😭😭

[@senjithegamer3829]

Paimon: *XAIOOOOO*
Xiao: *eats tofu*
Traveller: Babe
Xiao: you called?

[@Yunii.be0309]

No one gonna talk about xiao’s health 😭😭

[@Blazinember007]

Always a good day when one of my favorite creators is losing their grip on sanity

[@Februaries]

Bro was doin his commission

[@koniczka2000]

Where did you get that "XIIIIIAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOO" sound for Travaler from? 😂😂😂

[@xxluckykittyxxluki214]

How do u know?