E-Woman Does Pokemon SMASH Or PASS challenge (4/20 Edition) (fails)

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  • @fungusman9726
    @fungusman9726 2 года назад +7311

    *picture of a dog*
    Shoe: OH DAAAAAAMNN

  • @nubidubi23
    @nubidubi23 2 года назад +2542

    "That is a child, don't be disgusting, we are talking about animals"
    yes that made it alot better thank you

    • @westernharo74822
      @westernharo74822 2 года назад

      She needs to self receycle

    • @NajwyzszaKaplanka
      @NajwyzszaKaplanka 2 года назад +45

      Yes! We need to draw a line somewhere!
      Lol

    • @potapotapotapotapotapota
      @potapotapotapotapotapota 2 года назад +13

      Seek Jesus

    • @greywolf7577
      @greywolf7577 2 года назад +23

      @@potapotapotapotapotapota Jesus is dead. He can't help you.

    • @username172
      @username172 2 года назад +21

      @@greywolf7577 seek the guy whos mom cheated on his dad and decided to base a religion around it to cover it up

  • @jvjustvibes9103
    @jvjustvibes9103 2 года назад +2545

    “Nobody here comes here for politics” truer words have never been spoken

    • @Lowertoaster55
      @Lowertoaster55 2 года назад +92

      We come for the shoe

    • @jvjustvibes9103
      @jvjustvibes9103 2 года назад +17

      @@Lowertoaster55 facts

    • @lMagicalMerlin
      @lMagicalMerlin 2 года назад +12

      ​@@Lowertoaster55 Indeed

    • @ShimSladyBrand
      @ShimSladyBrand 2 года назад +11

      @@Lowertoaster55 literally

    • @KaseyC.
      @KaseyC. 2 года назад +21

      @@Lowertoaster55 that shoe slamming down on my-

  • @doritodorito492
    @doritodorito492 2 года назад +286

    Calling yourself an e-woman instead of an e-girl is such a power move TBH. It implies that you are the next evolution of an e-girl.

  • @TnupdegSupt
    @TnupdegSupt 2 года назад +1759

    Shoe: Complains about birds just being birds
    also Shoe: sees a normal horse or dog and wets herself

    • @kingrobotnik6950
      @kingrobotnik6950 2 года назад +8

      🤔

    • @HealingBlight
      @HealingBlight 2 года назад +67

      Ok but horses are hot.

    • @tord2354
      @tord2354 2 года назад +120

      @@HealingBlight Huh??

    • @squirrel670
      @squirrel670 2 года назад +95

      @@tord2354 must by why they call sexy guys a stallion or something

    • @mortache
      @mortache 2 года назад

      @@squirrel670 if men had the same penis to body ratio of horses, it would be 4 inches. I.e 4 inches means you're hung like a horse

  • @uzmk_mato
    @uzmk_mato 2 года назад +4351

    shoe is like the only person being honest with this quiz

    • @Karuiko
      @Karuiko 2 года назад +13

      huh its tora

    • @amishtechwizard5540
      @amishtechwizard5540 2 года назад +50

      The Grumps were bein pretty legit about it

    • @johnnywoodson4231
      @johnnywoodson4231 2 года назад

      oh hi tora

    • @DivergentDroid
      @DivergentDroid 2 года назад +1

      Her name is Not shoe. Her name is Sexy Goddess who's to young for me so I'll just end this comment right here before I get arrested or beat up by her significant other. 😁 - Not Creepy at all.. right? LOL

    • @withlove4327
      @withlove4327 2 года назад +3

      Tora based?

  • @roaringthunder115
    @roaringthunder115 2 года назад +651

    I love the ones where Shoe says “No.”
    Then three seconds later she sees the evolution and is like “Oh man, it’s hot.”

    • @prometheus705
      @prometheus705 2 года назад +32

      ” damn, they grew up hot.”

    • @charliekahn4205
      @charliekahn4205 2 года назад +26

      Well, yeah. The evolutions are actually states of maturity. Why would you be attracted to a juvenile?

    • @pyruvicac.id_
      @pyruvicac.id_ 2 года назад

      she`s just not a pedo lol

  • @MartianMothman
    @MartianMothman Год назад +138

    “Absolutely! Bro he could choke, and slap and spank you all at the same time!” - Shoe0nHead

  • @mystery5906
    @mystery5906 2 года назад +301

    List:
    Venusaur*
    Charizard
    Blastoise
    Arbok
    Nidoqueen*
    Nidoking*
    Ninetales
    Alolan Ninetales
    Golbat*
    Persian
    Arcanine*
    Poliwrath*
    Alakazam*
    Machoke*
    Machamp
    Victreebell*
    Tentacruel
    Rapidash
    Galarian Rapidash*
    Haunter*
    Hitmonchan*
    Lickitongue*
    Onix*
    Rhyhorn
    Chansey
    Kangaskhan
    Goldeen
    Scyther
    Jynx*
    Tauros
    Gyarados
    Lapras*
    Ditto
    Vaporeon?
    Snorlax
    Articuno
    Mewtwo*
    Espeon*
    Unown
    Steelix*
    Houndoom*
    Stantler*
    Entei
    Tyranitar
    Sceptile*
    Blaziken*
    Swampert*
    Gardevoir
    Slaking
    Hariyama
    Aggron
    Manetric
    Lileep*
    Castform*
    Absol
    Groudon*
    Empoleon
    Lopunny
    Honchcrow
    Purugly
    Garchomp
    Lucario
    Lickilicki*
    Gallade
    Froslass
    Dialga
    Palkia
    Serperior
    Liepard
    Hisuian Lilligant
    Basculin
    Zoroark
    Gothitelle*
    Vullaby
    Cobalion
    Terrakion
    Greninja*
    Florges
    Pangoro
    Sylveon?
    Yveltal
    Incineroar
    Lycanroc
    Salazzle
    Tsareena
    Solgaleo*
    Buzzwole*
    Rillaboom
    Cinderace*
    Inteleon
    Nickit*
    Thievul*
    Perrserker*
    Zacian
    Urshifu
    Glastrier
    Spectrier
    Calyrex?
    Hatterene*
    Those listed normally, she explicitly said "yes" or "smash".
    Those with an asterisk, she seemed (in my eyes) to imply a willingness to smash.
    Those with a question mark, I was not at all confident that she would smash, but picked up some vibes that could indicate such a thing.

    • @Mr._Milou
      @Mr._Milou 2 года назад +28

      You’re out here doing god’s work

    • @Sungura_Kaiser
      @Sungura_Kaiser 2 года назад +13

      Chicks dig Snorlax. I now know at least 13 that do.

    • @russianmakarov3896
      @russianmakarov3896 2 года назад +3

      Why does this not have more likes lol.

    • @Mitsuraga
      @Mitsuraga 2 года назад +2

      Gonna go out on a limb here and say that she probably would smash Suicune.
      I'm a bit sad that Suicune and Mismagius were not featured in the video, because they, along with Absol, are some of the first that come to my mind, when presented with the concept of this challenge.

    • @Santa1936
      @Santa1936 2 года назад +2

      This is dedication right here

  • @blacksun3884
    @blacksun3884 2 года назад +985

    So what I learned from this is... Shoe is basically sexually attracted to humanoids, quadrapedal beings, dogs, serpents, and prefers smooth feminine features or muscley masculine features. Not attracted to birds, bugs, objects, and hates moths. She can stan a short king/queen but prefers much larger creatures.

    • @judgementalbird3384
      @judgementalbird3384 2 года назад +43

      jesus

    • @squirrel670
      @squirrel670 2 года назад +20

      @@hhjhj393 standard females don't prefer super buff or extremely many

    • @judgementalbird3384
      @judgementalbird3384 2 года назад +3

      quandevios

    • @deadmeme8011
      @deadmeme8011 2 года назад +83

      @@hhjhj393 Lots of extremely feminine Pokemon too, if you didn't notice. I think Shoe's fetish is gender roles.

    • @noble6752
      @noble6752 2 года назад +13

      Y'all are scaring me with this analysis

  • @manband20
    @manband20 2 года назад +3985

    Imagine leaving the Internet for a while only to return and share which Pocket Monsters she would share her bed with.
    A woman of culture, as always.

    • @VideoGameWarlord
      @VideoGameWarlord 2 года назад +31

      Classic.

    • @SeanGlazier
      @SeanGlazier 2 года назад +12

      Well at least we know she has normal hormones… sort of :-)

    • @josephschultz3301
      @josephschultz3301 2 года назад +26

      Lickitung: *[Walks into the room]*
      Shoe: "Stop, I can only get so aroused."
      Transvestigators: "You mean 'erect', right?"
      Shoe: *[Shit-eating grin]*

    • @Casshio
      @Casshio 2 года назад +4

      And all that while being high as fuck.

    • @josephschultz3301
      @josephschultz3301 2 года назад

      @@Casshio Bro, if you're gonna fuck a Lickitung, you might as well be high as balls. Might as well try and get over that shi~ _OOOOOOHHHHHHHH FUCK..._ somehow, right?
      We're just gonna ignore that, right?

  • @mariohernandez6651
    @mariohernandez6651 6 месяцев назад +69

    “That is an underage horse. Who do i look like? Vaush?” has aged gloriously

  • @IamMullet
    @IamMullet 2 года назад +2574

    Shoe embracing her white womanness by saying smash to every dog line

    • @luvhair255
      @luvhair255 2 года назад +98

      Recently talked to someone that had 3 previous exes that were into it. I also know another poc that is into it. Only one of them was white, so at this point I think it's a rude stereotype to pin it to only white women.

    • @Dunge0n
      @Dunge0n 2 года назад +68

      @@luvhair255 Like 'Karens'. A clear deflection from the shrill and controlling tendencies seen in many women everywhere, emphasizing innate whiteness as 'worse'.

    • @nslouka90
      @nslouka90 2 года назад +57

      But she said nay to every horse.

    • @Wabbelpaddel
      @Wabbelpaddel 2 года назад +18

      @@luvhair255 Do you think this behavior can be fixed by whipping with glowing hot barbed wire?

    • @dotdotdot1000
      @dotdotdot1000 2 года назад +2

      @@dboot8886 cringe

  • @Znijik
    @Znijik 2 года назад +1587

    If I don't find out if Shoe is into vore or not next week, I'm gonna be very upset about everything even more than usual.

    • @amishtechwizard5540
      @amishtechwizard5540 2 года назад

      @Russian Waifu an onlyfans in which a giant animatronic version of Bernie Sanders swallows her whole.

    • @bernardfacebook7821
      @bernardfacebook7821 2 года назад +30

      ^^^^ Yoo this dude has a playlist of loli supporting shit wtf!!!!!
      *It was the Russian Loli guy, deleted his comment lol

    • @craigstephenson7676
      @craigstephenson7676 2 года назад +11

      @@bernardfacebook7821 that was so random but also true

    • @Znijik
      @Znijik 2 года назад +7

      @@bernardfacebook7821 My guy, are you talking about the playlist that's just full of anime music?
      EDIT: nvm, I saw the other comment and their channel.

    • @dekudeku5520
      @dekudeku5520 2 года назад +10

      @@bernardfacebook7821 who ? I’m need to see it for research purposes

  • @goatboyhicks8195
    @goatboyhicks8195 2 года назад +93

    "That's an underage horse, who am i, Vaush?" i lost it

  • @lucarius4465
    @lucarius4465 2 года назад +119

    What we have learned today:
    As long as it's not a child or fugly, Shoe will smash.

  • @Vladek16
    @Vladek16 2 года назад +604

    "I'm not a furry" but proceed to literally make a list of furries and scalies she would smash 👀

    • @jacobthemuffin3804
      @jacobthemuffin3804 2 года назад +10

      Furry gang?

    • @miroslavhenkel6223
      @miroslavhenkel6223 2 года назад +25

      Even worst. Furries like Animals with humanoid features. She said smash to pokemons that are just animals. Like half of her Smashes are just straight up normal horses and dogs.

    • @J7Handle
      @J7Handle 2 года назад +1

      @@miroslavhenkel6223 you have to understand Gen Z and meme culture. Do it for the meme.

    • @zh2266
      @zh2266 2 года назад +2

      @@J7Handle shoe is a millennial. Youngest millennial is 27 now

    • @J7Handle
      @J7Handle 2 года назад

      @@zh2266 Honorary gen z, though, maybe.

  • @w33aboojones
    @w33aboojones 2 года назад +697

    God I didn't realize how much I missed Shoe

    • @1drumshark
      @1drumshark 2 года назад +11

      Shoe videos are all bangers

  • @leatheryfoot6354
    @leatheryfoot6354 2 года назад +160

    18:40 Shoe calling Hazbin Hotel, "Habbo Hotel" is absolutely fucking hilarious.

  • @tetsuc4bra577
    @tetsuc4bra577 2 года назад +53

    I really like it when content creators step out of their niche for the sake of having fun. Never expected this kind of video but fully appreciate that it exists.

  • @stormageddon2223
    @stormageddon2223 2 года назад +883

    "What is this a random generator?" Yes. They're fossil pokemon brought back by combining two that don't match. That region is basically the UK and they're roasting UK archeologists who falsified creatures by putting bones together that didn't actually go together.

    • @randomthings1293
      @randomthings1293 2 года назад +17

      Interesting...

    • @carck6442
      @carck6442 2 года назад +83

      that's very interesting lore for a very uninteresting pokemon

    • @stormageddon2223
      @stormageddon2223 2 года назад +67

      @@carck6442 There's 4 of these things though. The one made by combining the dragon and fish fossils, Dracovish, is one of the strongest pokemon ever. So every competitive team had one of the ugly buggers when the games first came out.

    • @carck6442
      @carck6442 2 года назад +20

      @@stormageddon2223 pokemon meta is insane

    • @Ryquard1
      @Ryquard1 2 года назад +9

      @@stormageddon2223 i would like to make them actually 4 different pokemon, and erase the atrocities commited by bringing them back messed up

  • @EIBrown
    @EIBrown 2 года назад +850

    “I am not a furry.” - Shoe, telling more lies on the internet.
    We just saw a video full of the evidence. You're not fooling us.

    • @josephschultz3301
      @josephschultz3301 2 года назад +22

      Shoe: "No no no no no no~ *[Lopunny appears]* _"Y E S!"_

    • @viscountrainbows6452
      @viscountrainbows6452 2 года назад +9

      >looks at Machoke: Manlet
      >looks at Machamp: Ah yes he can choke me and slap me at the same time
      >also pretends she has standards because WE TALMBOUT FXXKIN POKÉMON

    • @cummywummy2896
      @cummywummy2896 2 года назад +2

      Some had scales tho

    • @EIBrown
      @EIBrown 2 года назад +8

      @@cummywummy2896 scaleys are generally understood to be a subset of furries.

    • @nitronik_exe
      @nitronik_exe 2 года назад

      a furry is not one who wants to fuck pokemon, but who identifies as an (anthro) animal

  • @Shambles27
    @Shambles27 2 года назад +154

    Calling it now she's going to say yes to incineroar

  • @elijahsmith4047
    @elijahsmith4047 2 года назад +39

    Honestly I love this more laid back tone for Shoe. I’d love to see more vids like this

  • @ChadmasterDante
    @ChadmasterDante 2 года назад +256

    Shoe not knowing what Shuckle is and willing to die for what could be considered both the best and worst out of all the pokemon is great 😂

  • @emmypants6727
    @emmypants6727 2 года назад +47

    “I WILL NOT EAT THE BUGS. I WILL NOT FUCK THE BUGS” - Shoe 2022

  • @TheItalianoAssassino
    @TheItalianoAssassino 2 года назад +127

    "I will not eat the bugs, I will not fuck the bugs"
    Quote of the year right there

  • @MrHari888
    @MrHari888 2 года назад +46

    I swear to god the moment She started looking at that Beedrill and was quietly pondering While staring at it, I was yelling at my phone trying to tell her “No!” “No Shoe!” “Come on let’s be reasonable here!” 😂 😂 😂

  • @fawkumean378
    @fawkumean378 2 года назад +510

    We need more content of Shoe being stoned. Her personality is amplified by 1000%

    • @irrelevant_noob
      @irrelevant_noob 2 года назад +8

      Well then, tune in next year... ^^

    • @sergeymyasnikov736
      @sergeymyasnikov736 2 года назад +2

      Sounds kinda sad, being amplified by marijuana. Acid, on the other hand...

    • @EnderSpy007
      @EnderSpy007 2 года назад +1

      Me: **sees a comment I like** **goes to like it but sees it has 420 likes** **I cannot like the comment** "I know what I have to do but I don't know if I have the strength to do it"

    • @fawkumean378
      @fawkumean378 2 года назад +2

      @@saneeraus NOT THAT TYPE OF STONED. GOOD GOD MAN

  • @LunaWitcher
    @LunaWitcher 2 года назад +284

    Seeing Sh0e being a "horse girl" was something I did not expect from this video AT ALL

    • @Kvitebjorn257
      @Kvitebjorn257 2 года назад +19

      I mean, it is kinda obvious ngl

    • @Pandemia616
      @Pandemia616 2 года назад +1

      Yeah in hindsight it makes a lot of sense 😂

    • @AzureRadio
      @AzureRadio 2 года назад

      The boner for the snakes threw me off guard not gonna lie 😂

  • @arenramone
    @arenramone 2 года назад +143

    "A Pokémon that was formed by 108 spirits, alright...well, I hate them all." - Shoe 2022

    • @OneOnOne1162
      @OneOnOne1162 2 года назад

      So... a Pokémon made of 108 spirits means that this Pokémon can single-handedly gangbang you, right? Asking the real important questions here.

  • @skippysandwich
    @skippysandwich Год назад +40

    the immediate "yes" to gallade made me very happy. that's my boy right there

  • @matto-san7631
    @matto-san7631 2 года назад +123

    That Mario 2 music is really capturing the “these characters look familiar but wtf is this” energy perfectly.

  • @supergub1
    @supergub1 2 года назад +574

    "we've been over this, it's unethical" Goddammit shoe slowking is actually fuckin' ultra smart, they can fucking SPEAK HUMAN

    • @crazitaco
      @crazitaco 2 года назад +50

      Yep, its intelligence is comparable to award-winning scientists

    • @IshijimaKairo
      @IshijimaKairo 2 года назад +8

      don't mind me, just teaching Pokemon how to speak normal.

    • @RaneBoDasch
      @RaneBoDasch 2 года назад

      I know dumb humans that can't even properly speak human

    • @FreakynCheesy
      @FreakynCheesy 2 года назад +9

      It cant use its smart to fix being cross-eyed tho

    • @horacegentleman3296
      @horacegentleman3296 2 года назад +11

      Being able to speak is not a sign of intelligence.

  • @camiloj.obreque3597
    @camiloj.obreque3597 2 года назад +40

    "That is a tea cup
    That is a tea pot
    That is ... MY NEW WIFE!"
    Iconic

  • @AxeLeo805
    @AxeLeo805 2 года назад +29

    Hey Shoe, saw you at JFK today! Hope you had a good flight.
    Thanks for being so cool and nice! Really awesome to meet you 😊

  • @eggs8021
    @eggs8021 2 года назад +254

    I haven't watched this channel in a while and it's refreshing to see that it hasn't improved in production quality

    • @Carcosahead
      @Carcosahead 2 года назад +33

      Lol this channel is forever 2011-2014

  • @gagebot9
    @gagebot9 2 года назад +104

    TIL, Shoe’s standards in Pokemon was WAY lower than I thought

    • @thyavenger9517
      @thyavenger9517 2 года назад +2

      @Hamas Harabi No. They’re saying the exact opposite. Did you even read the comment?

    • @readtherealanthonyfaucibyr6444
      @readtherealanthonyfaucibyr6444 2 года назад

      @@thyavenger9517 The OP said lower _than he thought_ so that's what the first reply is referring to.

  • @AllTimeScary
    @AllTimeScary 2 года назад +1049

    I haven’t laughed this hard in so long. Damn, is this what it means to simp?

    • @alexbaribeault
      @alexbaribeault 2 года назад +64

      It's ShoeOnHead. It's fine

    • @mahjoang4692
      @mahjoang4692 2 года назад +5

      it's been a day for everyone

    • @deisk2707
      @deisk2707 2 года назад +28

      Not really. Most simps just wants to have sex, instead of valuing women's personalities and even not helping.

    • @TheDisarminghinkle
      @TheDisarminghinkle 2 года назад +13

      My irony-detector is broken.

    • @rrteppo
      @rrteppo 2 года назад +28

      I was laughing, and then amy shumer stand up was put on screen and the video got noticably less funny.

  • @furryferret111
    @furryferret111 2 года назад +58

    "I always cheered for Team Rocket."
    Blames Jessie and James for F'd up sexuality.
    100% Unironically Based. Queen shit up in this video.

  • @nicklongoria5585
    @nicklongoria5585 2 года назад +55

    Ah yes, the kind of intellectual and high-brow content I subscribe to you for. Good to have you back, Shoe!

  • @electrichydra5944
    @electrichydra5944 2 года назад +40

    "this looks like the anime where they're magic" Why yes of course we all know that one specific anime where there's magic right folks?

    • @GreatNegus
      @GreatNegus 2 года назад

      Fairy Tail, probably.

  • @arcturianoracle784
    @arcturianoracle784 2 года назад +17

    “We do a little lying (on the internet)” lol fav line 😂

  • @John-bj1zx
    @John-bj1zx 2 года назад +24

    > Shoe "I'm not a furry"
    > Also Shoe *would fuck every anthro Pokemon*

  • @Wolfietjuh
    @Wolfietjuh 2 года назад +350

    Just wanted to point out tho, the whole deal with Rotom (the washing machine/fridge/lawn mower etc) is that it's an electric ghost of sorts that can possess electrical appliances. So perhaps it's not so appealing as a fridge, but imagine its potential while possessing certain kinds of toys. :)

  • @AJ_UK_LIVE
    @AJ_UK_LIVE 2 года назад +93

    I love you Shoe. You remind me what the internet once was and what it should be again.

  • @butterthembiscuits4883
    @butterthembiscuits4883 Год назад +10

    Take those words back Shoe about Klink... Klink is my boy.....MY BOY

  • @benjaminwitzel8311
    @benjaminwitzel8311 2 года назад +84

    "Why are they all bugs!?" -Shoe
    "I wanted to share my love of bug collecting with the world." -Pokemon's Creator Satoshi Tajiri
    I wonder...what his smash or pass challenge would look like!

  • @dansnell5774
    @dansnell5774 2 года назад +14

    “That is a dog. What do you think I am, some kind of white woman?”

  • @CelticAkumathefirst
    @CelticAkumathefirst 2 года назад +77

    Hatterene: "THAT IS MY NEW WIFE"
    Certainly a woman of culture.

    • @Jake38nine
      @Jake38nine 8 месяцев назад

      Until she finds out it's a gremlin underneath all that hair and it's not really 5'0" but more like 1'0".

  • @Albtraum_TDDC
    @Albtraum_TDDC 2 года назад +2

    15:03 "Simpour [...] Look it's you guys.."
    Species: Geyser Pokemon
    Hmm, yup, checks out.

  • @raulnatokapa
    @raulnatokapa 2 года назад +176

    3 Things:
    1) Actually missed your light fun videos, this was such a treat.
    2) You reacted to Loppuny how I expected it.
    3) BF??? simps will raise the stakes!

    • @HealingBlight
      @HealingBlight 2 года назад +3

      @@darthgorbag You cant feel the sweet pain of punches if you wear armour.

    • @aztekenen1
      @aztekenen1 2 года назад

      @@darthgorbag she had one for like the longest time

  • @KingGemini
    @KingGemini 2 года назад +20

    18:27 "This looks like from that anime where they're...magic."
    Well that narrows it down.

    • @Flora_Dawn
      @Flora_Dawn 2 года назад +3

      Modoka?

    • @KingGemini
      @KingGemini 2 года назад +1

      @@Flora_Dawn Thats the first one I thought of.

  • @edwardlujan1325
    @edwardlujan1325 2 года назад +8

    This amount of honesty is refreshing

  • @peaceandloveusa6656
    @peaceandloveusa6656 2 года назад +57

    The most entertaining part of this video is just seeing how your mind works. I could picture it almost every time you would made some obscure reference to what a Pokemon looked like to you, and now the Pokemon is forever going to look that way to me. Well done, as always. Keep up the great content!

  • @rainghostly
    @rainghostly 2 года назад +15

    Of all the things I lost it over "this is an onion".

  • @Jaird
    @Jaird 2 года назад +433

    Shoe, you never disappoint.

  • @sterlingtolman
    @sterlingtolman 2 года назад +9

    The first Pokémon smash or pass I actually consistently laugh at

  • @willsith9762
    @willsith9762 2 года назад +113

    Love how her "new wife" literally two-kids-in-a-trenchcoated her but it's one kid and they're magic

    • @delladucklover3352
      @delladucklover3352 2 года назад +2

      at least its better than being married to gi jane

    • @ezrawyvern6795
      @ezrawyvern6795 2 года назад

      Shoe's married?

    • @willsith9762
      @willsith9762 2 года назад

      @@ezrawyvern6795 well, yes, to a dude, but this was in reference to her joking about Hatterene

    • @ezrawyvern6795
      @ezrawyvern6795 2 года назад +1

      @@willsith9762 Oh, cool. Who's the lucky guy/possible masochist?

  • @gary4014
    @gary4014 2 года назад +33

    Dog: exists
    Shoe: *white woman powers activated*

  • @kirbyis4ever
    @kirbyis4ever 2 года назад +59

    Shoe giving the people what they want, smash or pass for Pokémon from the female perspective. Guys have had a monopoly on Pokémon smash
    " o w o "

  • @alimirzaee4689
    @alimirzaee4689 2 года назад +13

    Shoe is just like all of us she has four moods :
    Happy, high, depressed and horny

  • @thewind652
    @thewind652 2 года назад +92

    "And because today is a special day, as you know. Hitler's birthday."
    Me: "Ha, Good one Shoe."
    *One quick google search later*
    Me: "Omg its actually true."

    • @manband20
      @manband20 2 года назад +11

      4/20 is known for three things:
      Weed Day
      Hitler's Birthday
      Columbine
      choose your champion

    • @xAxCx
      @xAxCx 2 года назад +2

      yep, found that out on 4/20/99. was at a friend's house, getting ready for the more common activities, and saw the news. After asking the dumb question "why on 4/20" someone gave the Hitler's birthday response.

  • @Broox327
    @Broox327 2 года назад +40

    Me Understanding the "it's only $5 dollars reference at the end" and realizing I spend too much time on the internet. But also, you made me laugh for 20 min straight. Hell ya!

    • @RJirl
      @RJirl 2 года назад

      oh badbunny

  • @leafpower7343
    @leafpower7343 2 года назад +31

    Your moth take is probably the best you've had so far. Keep it up queen

    • @emericalad
      @emericalad 2 года назад +2

      Shoe's moth breakdown was so relatable

  • @alexdenton5228
    @alexdenton5228 2 года назад +5

    well watching shoe high af zooming the tail of a wasp is the highlight of my day.
    i regret nothing.

  • @GhostPosts
    @GhostPosts 2 года назад +78

    I literally said 'oh no' out loud when you said it had 500 mg. This is going to be a fantastic video

    • @brianalondite
      @brianalondite 2 года назад +9

      She will not be okay for several days.

  • @WTF1035
    @WTF1035 2 года назад +26

    Ah yes, that pivotal step in all political commentators where they judge the fuckability of fantasy animals. I'm all for it

  • @cheesemeister9610
    @cheesemeister9610 2 года назад +17

    4:03 As a representative of New Jersey we will gladly accept Meowth as one of our own, you ungrateful

  • @collinmclaren6608
    @collinmclaren6608 2 года назад +50

    It reflects horribly on me when Shoe initially said no to Gardevoir, and I actually got viscerally angry

    • @katrianem2124
      @katrianem2124 Год назад +10

      Same! Gardevoir inspired this trend.

  • @princessaur
    @princessaur 2 года назад +57

    Can't believe she passed on both Typhlosion and Feraligatr smh.

  • @ShennyIsLive
    @ShennyIsLive 2 года назад +48

    Shoe has a boyfriend again? Someone check on the simps.

    • @Aes_Saru
      @Aes_Saru 2 года назад +8

      ah they wasnt simps to begin with if they didnt simp for her bf.

    • @diegorincon4673
      @diegorincon4673 2 года назад

      Sargon’s sharpening his knife right now.

    • @Aes_Saru
      @Aes_Saru 2 года назад

      @@diegorincon4673 shit I forgot about his ass.

  • @HerbaMachina
    @HerbaMachina 2 года назад +75

    Lmao Shoe not understanding the strength of 500mg of THC. I hope that was the entire package and not each gummie lol.

    • @procrastinating384
      @procrastinating384 2 года назад +17

      At least in Canada, the amount labeled has to be for the entire package. But thats gotta be like 70-100mg per gummy which is still a worrying amount if you're starting out.

    • @thehylian6984
      @thehylian6984 2 года назад +4

      yeah its the entire package

    • @psychicbyinternet
      @psychicbyinternet 2 года назад +3

      I get fucked up by 20 mg lol

    • @TheKarret
      @TheKarret 2 года назад +2

      Has to be the whole package - and I don't think it's 70-100mg per gummy; there's probably more like 50 ish gummies and they're like 10 each. MAYBE 25-33; but in all the dispenseries I've gotten shit from, they've ALWAYS sold their shit where each edible was just 10mg.
      tl;dr I want some gummies it's been so long since I've gotten high -sob-

    • @psychicbyinternet
      @psychicbyinternet 2 года назад +1

      @@TheKarret Fair. You should get gummies! 420 blaze it!

  • @Verlisify
    @Verlisify Год назад +2

    Its always funny to see people stumble into new or forgotten designs and react

  • @bitratebenny2856
    @bitratebenny2856 2 года назад +9

    "White Eyes Blue Dragon"
    Never change, Shoe. Never change.

  • @yanderehypnolights
    @yanderehypnolights 2 года назад +113

    If she doesn't say Smash on Gardevoir, R34 is going to have a conniption.

    • @deathserpent9747
      @deathserpent9747 2 года назад +7

      She said yes, now we can avoid a war

    • @jakespacepiratee3740
      @jakespacepiratee3740 2 года назад +12

      I love gardevoir. Did you know its canon that Pokemon used to be more intelligent to the point where they could consent and Marry Humans? No joke. I wonder how high the Marriage-rate for Salazzle was lol

    • @deathserpent9747
      @deathserpent9747 2 года назад +6

      @@jakespacepiratee3740 i feel like gardevoir would be great as a maid

    • @jakespacepiratee3740
      @jakespacepiratee3740 2 года назад +8

      @@deathserpent9747 Yeah like a typical Anime-style maid that blushes at anything midly suggestive lol

    • @wintersong2266
      @wintersong2266 2 года назад +3

      People assume Gardevoir is the favorite Pokemon of Rule 34. But it's actually Lucario.

  • @caz3010
    @caz3010 2 года назад +82

    Yeah, you're definitely on a list Shoe. And I agree with yours.

    • @josephschultz3301
      @josephschultz3301 2 года назад +4

      Shoe: "This just looks like the Helluva Boss goth gf... so smash, obviously."
      Yeah, she's pretty spot-on, I'd say.

    • @stranger5011
      @stranger5011 2 года назад +1

      @James Ma Dude chill this is obviously a joke video

    • @josephschultz3301
      @josephschultz3301 2 года назад

      @James Ma Gonna take her down a notch with your amazing Navy Seals skills from the comfort of your mother's basement, bro?

  • @foreverdirt1615
    @foreverdirt1615 Месяц назад

    I come back to this video all the time because the little comedic beats are just so perfectly crafted I just have to admire.

  • @leavant75
    @leavant75 2 года назад +35

    She called Sawk and Throh "Bert and Ernie", that alone earns a like from me.

  • @Rudlbugg
    @Rudlbugg 2 года назад +8

    “That is a toaster, that is a washing machine, that is a refrigerator, that’s a fan, that’s a lawnmower” lol

  • @ThisNameIsVeryClever
    @ThisNameIsVeryClever 2 года назад +9

    9:35 "Why does it look Mexican?"
    It only now hit me that Lombre is just "hombre" with a different first letter.

    • @damianiszn
      @damianiszn 2 года назад

      I was crying when I saw that

  • @arcturianoracle784
    @arcturianoracle784 2 года назад +1

    “Idk who he is” 🤣 that’s Shuckle lol. I would die for him too 🤣 😂

  • @ProgPro96
    @ProgPro96 2 года назад +48

    We need a Yu-Gi-Oh version next, I need to know if Shoe would smash the Pot Of Greed

    • @solidsnakeandgrayfox
      @solidsnakeandgrayfox 2 года назад

      Kekw

    • @Swordofswordom
      @Swordofswordom 2 года назад +1

      They had no business putting the kind of hips on Blue-Eyes Abyss Dragon that they did. 🤣

  • @Roronoa2zoro
    @Roronoa2zoro 2 года назад +12

    16:13
    Klinkshaming. You hate to see it.

  • @raymondwiik6311
    @raymondwiik6311 2 года назад +22

    You said "White Eyes, Blue Dragon" and murdered a part of my childhood.

    • @HealingBlight
      @HealingBlight 2 года назад +2

      Blue Eyes White Dragon sounds like a Klan rank.
      Also that the Red Eyes Black dragon is the evil one is kinda sus.

    • @raymondwiik6311
      @raymondwiik6311 2 года назад

      @@HealingBlight They typically rank themselves as Wizards or Warlocks, tbh

    • @TheKarret
      @TheKarret 2 года назад

      @@raymondwiik6311 Still fits within the general theme, though.

    • @raymondwiik6311
      @raymondwiik6311 2 года назад

      @@TheKarret racism is a really bad theme while YuGiOh is my childhood

    • @woodyhorton8537
      @woodyhorton8537 2 года назад +2

      Wearing sheets and role-playing as hillbilly wizards and they still take themselves seriously lmao

  • @VollPsycholord
    @VollPsycholord 2 года назад +2

    1. evolution shoe: "I would NEVER"
    final evolution shoe: "ON THE OTHER HAND"

  • @viscountrainbows6452
    @viscountrainbows6452 2 года назад +17

    "Nobody here comes for politics."
    67% of the viewerbase here: *gets out their inhaler*

    • @NEEDbacon
      @NEEDbacon 2 года назад

      I mean, I came for the politics, but I stayed for this shit.

  • @Z.DeAllen
    @Z.DeAllen 2 года назад +7

    4:10 "That is a dog. What do you think I am, some kind of white woman? I would nev-..." *Reconsiders entire life.*

  • @DestructionOfRome
    @DestructionOfRome 2 года назад +8

    Oh ok is she just gonna pack a few bowls and smoke that orrrr?
    “So I’m going to be doing edibles”
    ...Oh no. This is not gonna end well.

  • @Alpha121198
    @Alpha121198 2 года назад +4

    The thing about Ditto is that it is quite literally the most breedable Pokémon, it’s basically the free square on the bingo card for this game. 😂

  • @SabertoothDeathmouse
    @SabertoothDeathmouse 2 года назад +26

    Bobdammit Shoe. I have skipped all of these pokemon banging videos, but now I have to watch yours.

  • @thepsion5
    @thepsion5 2 года назад +383

    I appreciate her outrage at all the extremely lazy designs. "THIS IS JUST A PILE OF SAND!"

    • @readtherealanthonyfaucibyr6444
      @readtherealanthonyfaucibyr6444 2 года назад +30

      and LITERALLY a set of keys. My mind is still blown by that one

    • @Yuh_mama
      @Yuh_mama 2 года назад +5

      @@readtherealanthonyfaucibyr6444
      What kinda moves would a SET OF KEYS even have??? Where do you find them?? In a house?? A beach?? What is it weak to?? How is it gendered?? I just don’t even know

    • @suru7064
      @suru7064 2 года назад +19

      Listen as someone that plays Pokémon that pile of sand and keys are fucking ridiculous to go against.

    • @readtherealanthonyfaucibyr6444
      @readtherealanthonyfaucibyr6444 2 года назад +1

      @@Yuh_mama Well if there are 4 keys on the ring then I guess that would make it a quadruple male. Its powers are probably that you can never find it, so you give the keyring pokemon all of the juicy info and then just leave it laying around the house and its guaranteed to disappear along with all the secret information you gave it. At least one weakness is gum.

    • @psychonautsupreme189
      @psychonautsupreme189 2 года назад +2

      Pokemon went downhill after x and y

  • @spadinnerxylaphone2622
    @spadinnerxylaphone2622 2 года назад +24

    The fact you said yes to Snorlax like he was a no brainer gave me hope for my (fat man) romantic future.

    • @Mate_Antal_Zoltan
      @Mate_Antal_Zoltan 2 года назад

      judging by some of her tweets, I'm pretty sure she likes dad bods

    • @ShadeHeart94
      @ShadeHeart94 Год назад +2

      The Slaking had me similarly XD

  • @Itri_Vega
    @Itri_Vega 2 года назад +2

    Man the algorithm buried that one for me so I'm like half a year late to the party.

  • @werbs7776
    @werbs7776 2 года назад +21

    June has finally figured it out, we come here for the dank memes and low brow comedy disguised as political commentary.

  • @komolhuq8752
    @komolhuq8752 2 года назад +28

    Shoeonhead plus edgy pokemon content? This channel keeps going above and beyond. Love this channel. Easily in my top 10.

  • @miguelsi7543
    @miguelsi7543 2 года назад +13

    This genuinely made me laugh more than I have in months, thank you infinitely Shoe 🙏🏼 Wishing you the best in life

  • @PillzaH
    @PillzaH 2 года назад +4

    6:56 hardest Freudian slip of the decade

  • @masterplusmargarita
    @masterplusmargarita 2 года назад +15

    My favourite thing about Tsareena (the one at 19:01) is that it evolves when you teach it the move Stomp. They knew what was up.

    • @raulnatokapa
      @raulnatokapa 2 года назад +4

      Yeah I know, also she learns power whip. Shoe missed a lot by just saying smash about her.

  • @duck1ente
    @duck1ente 2 года назад +36

    ah yes, my daily dose of cringe and degeneracy, love you shoe