Padme Reveals Why She Fell for Anakin When He Was Only 9...

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  • Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024

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  • @StarWarsTheory
    @StarWarsTheory  4 года назад +7901

    Someone come get your mans

  • @artifacts685
    @artifacts685 4 года назад +13499

    9yo Anakin: I'm actually the fastest racer around here
    Padme: That's hot

    • @theashenstorm5509
      @theashenstorm5509 4 года назад +315

      @@shinbakihanma2749 shows there are no laws in the republic against it

    • @danielsan7436
      @danielsan7436 4 года назад +107

      @@d.j.krider6727 was going to say that sure escalated quickly

    • @RyanlovesTh
      @RyanlovesTh 4 года назад +142

      Yall are sick 😂

    • @theashenstorm5509
      @theashenstorm5509 4 года назад +127

      @@RyanlovesTh tell that to padme

    • @mexicanbatman8157
      @mexicanbatman8157 4 года назад +76

      There is just a 5 year gap not to wierd

  • @williorio8733
    @williorio8733 4 года назад +2681

    “So this is Anakin, a slave with no value whatsoever and a small child”
    Padme: *Age is just a number*

    • @zanyvr281
      @zanyvr281 4 года назад +35

      Will Iorio Oh no Oh no no no

    • @justsomeguy1014
      @justsomeguy1014 4 года назад +119

      FBI OPEN UP

    • @ATalesTruth-
      @ATalesTruth- 4 года назад +81

      To be fare 4 years isn’t a big deal, it when a ten year old looks at a baby and is like this baby will make my babies that’s when the line is crossed

    • @0va.exdee_335
      @0va.exdee_335 4 года назад +28

      *FBI wants to know her location*

    • @siyacer
      @siyacer 4 года назад +31

      @@ATalesTruth- 5 years

  • @nedia8259
    @nedia8259 3 года назад +7128

    “And a couple of years later he is still younger than her”
    That’s how aging works

    • @davidwages833
      @davidwages833 3 года назад +76

      😂

    • @sebastianjost
      @sebastianjost 3 года назад +184

      If Star wars actually included Einstein's theory of relativity, that could change though.
      But since Star wars assumes the possibility of travelling faster than light speed, we don't know how that could work or whether or not our formulas for predicting time dilation in this case are even correct.

    • @boynowayboy3218
      @boynowayboy3218 3 года назад +13

      @@sebastianjost it’s a fictional movie dumbass it’s not supposed to be real

    • @bangerxshane
      @bangerxshane 3 года назад +60

      @@boynowayboy3218 chill, you’re the dumbass

    • @boynowayboy3218
      @boynowayboy3218 3 года назад +19

      @@bangerxshane ok

  • @ThatSnake4720
    @ThatSnake4720 3 года назад +4036

    Obi Wan: Repeat after me
    Padmè: Ok
    Obi wan: Anakin is nine
    Padmè: Anakin is mine

  • @bd.20927
    @bd.20927 4 года назад +6404

    Anakin flirting in the clone wars: your beauty makes the brightest star seem dull.
    Anakin flirting in the movies: *i don’t like sand*

    • @theunknownuser9609
      @theunknownuser9609 4 года назад +388

      Well, in The Clone Wars he's not really flirting. He's pretending he gives a damn about the slaver queen. In Attack of The Clones he really means to flirt and it's pretty much his first time alone with a woman so...
      Besides, Padme taught him a lot.

    • @rachele3334
      @rachele3334 4 года назад +277

      That episode was hilarious. Everyone is way better at flirting when they aren’t actually interested in the person and it’s just for fun. When you do have feelings for them, most people turn into a pile of orange goo. 😉

    • @wouterkessel4852
      @wouterkessel4852 4 года назад +119

      I find that that scene gets a bit too much hate, as its extremely similar to how most teenagers, from either gender, would react in similar romantic situations

    • @samuelhermosillo4532
      @samuelhermosillo4532 4 года назад +3

      The Unknown User bruhv just go with the joke man

    • @traptinseid8577
      @traptinseid8577 4 года назад +9

      That kind of flirting ruined Attack of the Clones. :P

  • @rotorhead4757
    @rotorhead4757 4 года назад +3476

    Everyone - "Padme, is that legal?"
    Padme - "I will make it legal"

    • @pogmonke5217
      @pogmonke5217 4 года назад +63

      Rotorhead47 the kid named Legal:

    • @statesrights01
      @statesrights01 4 года назад +14

      Best one LOL!!

    • @kaang.1659
      @kaang.1659 4 года назад +37

      Maybe she had to wait for Anakin the become legal.

    • @sportsfails4998
      @sportsfails4998 4 года назад +39

      pedofilia is now officially legal on Naboo by royal decree

    • @evabugiugi
      @evabugiugi 4 года назад +7

      Sports Fails There was an attempt to spell pedophilia.

  • @benbrown3143
    @benbrown3143 4 года назад +1982

    Anakin murders all the sand people.
    Padme: His sense of humour's amazing...

    • @TennantOfTime
      @TennantOfTime 4 года назад +90

      Well. He really didnt like sand.

    • @FatherOfDreams
      @FatherOfDreams 4 года назад +7

      Very beautiful

    • @ElCabra91
      @ElCabra91 4 года назад +10

      Those are beasts not really people

    • @Syisulis
      @Syisulis 3 года назад +5

      "I hate sand"

    • @James-rn7dx
      @James-rn7dx 3 года назад +3

      Yeah Padme had some issues all her own!!

  • @Heavenly_Father
    @Heavenly_Father 3 года назад +7698

    No wonder Ani killed the younglings. He was getting rid of the competition

  • @imcintyre01
    @imcintyre01 4 года назад +2295

    Padme: “You’ll always be that little boy on tatooin”
    Everyone in the universe: ummmmmmm

    • @annieking5255
      @annieking5255 4 года назад +25

      True

    • @Scr1bbl3z
      @Scr1bbl3z 4 года назад +1

      e
      It’s Tatooine
      •|•
      __
      ||||

    • @commanderwolffe9737
      @commanderwolffe9737 4 года назад +24

      So she loves him bit she says "you'll always be that little boy on Tatooine" EVERY ONE SHES IN LOVE WITH A LITTLE BOY!

    • @annieking5255
      @annieking5255 4 года назад

      @@commanderwolffe9737 wha

    • @annieking5255
      @annieking5255 4 года назад +2

      I just noticed my name is annie lol

  • @Deathflare56
    @Deathflare56 4 года назад +5523

    *Anakin slaughters sand people.*
    Padmé: "That's hot."
    *Anakin slaughters younglings.*
    Padmé: "I don't know you anymore!"

    • @graysonb_designs
      @graysonb_designs 4 года назад +445

      I'm gonna just say this. Slaughtering tribal, animalistic beings who know nothing but brutality and hate towards anyone not of their race, who's children will likely grow up to be the same brutal beings and eventually be the cause of innocent's deaths, is FAR different and more forgivable than murdering Jedi Younglings, small children being trained to help others, save lives and defend the republic.
      Any one of those kids could have grown up to be as influential as Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon, even possibly Mace. As a force for good. The sand people? Nope.

    • @vetarlittorf1807
      @vetarlittorf1807 4 года назад +231

      She didn't think it was hot. She was horrified. But what fans keep ignoring is that Tusken Raiders are not considered sentient beings, but feral savages. So what Anakin did was literally no different than killing a pack of wolves with a sword.
      Nobody has a reason to think sand people are anything but animals. For God's sake, they kidnapped and tortured Anakin's mother for no reason!

    • @vetarlittorf1807
      @vetarlittorf1807 4 года назад +49

      @Game1 No. She refused to join Anakin when he basically offered her to rule the galaxy with him.

    • @tspoon772
      @tspoon772 4 года назад +8

      Padme was actually one of the bad guys. Captain Typho is the real hero of the series

    • @mjanonym6053
      @mjanonym6053 4 года назад +24

      Racism?

  • @greenobsidian4935
    @greenobsidian4935 4 года назад +1922

    Anakin: *Murders all the sand people, and the women, and the children too.*
    Padme: "Eh I don't really care you're still hot."
    Anakin: *Murders the entire Jedi Temple*
    Padme: It's still a hard decision...

    • @Tao-fp3yr
      @Tao-fp3yr 4 года назад +46

      Not stolen... Upgraded.

    • @ShadowMagics
      @ShadowMagics 4 года назад +11

      Does anyone else think that george lucas made anakin hot because he had his wife divorced from him, and it made him cynical enough to portray the relationship this way.

    • @Mom-yg1rt
      @Mom-yg1rt 4 года назад +23

      Fell Caliber remember when George Lucas made his son a Jedi during order 66 and he dies lol

    • @lavinder3205
      @lavinder3205 4 года назад +5

      Zeronic i cant lie id do the same, he do be good looking

    • @joshuaw_270
      @joshuaw_270 4 года назад

      Zeronic padme still thought he was hot lol

  • @Galimeer5
    @Galimeer5 3 года назад +1217

    Padme: "What are you waiting for?"
    Anakin: "I don't know. My eighteenth birthday, I guess"
    Padme: "Me too"

  • @hktheassassindroid
    @hktheassassindroid 4 года назад +1061

    To be fair to her, she fell in love with him when he was 19 and she was 24. But I love the memes that emerged from their age gap.

    • @MetalZeroFour
      @MetalZeroFour 4 года назад +220

      I honestly always thought the age gap was larger. 5 years really is no big deal

    • @arthurhenriqueguimaraes4969
      @arthurhenriqueguimaraes4969 4 года назад +85

      @@MetalZeroFour I thought they were like 8-10 years apart.

    • @roadhouse6999
      @roadhouse6999 4 года назад +50

      24 / 2 = 12
      12 + 7 = 19
      it checks out.

    • @DannY-xj8ci
      @DannY-xj8ci 4 года назад +22

      @Seanon Duncan she WAS 14 - 9 = 5

    • @MetalZeroFour
      @MetalZeroFour 4 года назад +3

      Arthur Henrique Guimarães Based on the video, they were only 5 years apart apparently.

  • @janerycroft9466
    @janerycroft9466 4 года назад +7345

    Padme: Age is just a number
    Anakin: You know what else is a number?
    Padme: No
    Anakin: 66

    • @thedarkknight9193
      @thedarkknight9193 4 года назад +210

      Underrated.

    • @Cascade92
      @Cascade92 4 года назад +74

      @@thedarkknight9193 more like stolen, the og has more likes and says 911 instead of 66. Smh

    • @21stWallStreet
      @21stWallStreet 4 года назад +78

      @@Cascade92 stfu

    • @Fortnitedadlive
      @Fortnitedadlive 4 года назад +23

      Yes my lord I will lead the clone to victory

    • @creeperYT9824
      @creeperYT9824 4 года назад +18

      Correction *Vader* : 66

  • @agikai_
    @agikai_ 4 года назад +7573

    Padme: “If he’s nine, he’s mine.”

  • @Fenrirmaster30
    @Fenrirmaster30 3 года назад +1605

    Leia and Han: are 10 years appart
    Everyone:
    Padme and Anakin: are 5 years apart
    Everyone: *REAL SHIT*

    • @bethanymcgonigle
      @bethanymcgonigle 3 года назад +464

      I think it's because Han and Leia met when they were adults, while Padme met Anakin when he was 9.

    • @figuringitout796
      @figuringitout796 3 года назад +35

      IKR! My thoughts exactly lol

    • @lucidstrife7939
      @lucidstrife7939 3 года назад +251

      Padme was 14. People make it sound like she was 21 or something lol

    • @bethanymcgonigle
      @bethanymcgonigle 3 года назад +74

      @@lucidstrife7939 well let's see when Pádme was 19 anakin was 14, it's understandable if they both met and had a relationship at adulthood instead of knowing eachother a week and then getting married into a toxic relationship

    • @bethanymcgonigle
      @bethanymcgonigle 3 года назад +30

      @@lucidstrife7939 if it was a man then It would be a different story

  • @Simo-hw5bf
    @Simo-hw5bf 4 года назад +2060

    Anakin: (murders whole village)
    Padme: *so passionate*

    • @chrisL0430
      @chrisL0430 4 года назад +24

      Dew it!!

    • @sirewokthefirstidonthaveal2902
      @sirewokthefirstidonthaveal2902 4 года назад +6

      @John Alejandro if anikin is prown to outburts of anger like that i would not find it sexy at all
      then again i have a nice set of balls and a huge hogg so that may make a difference

    • @m.aryaanamiri2755
      @m.aryaanamiri2755 4 года назад +3

      I was the 660th like. It will be done my lord.

    • @tjstevens6897
      @tjstevens6897 4 года назад +5

      Sheev The Senate Palpatine Excuse me Mr. Senate I have critical information that can lead to the discovery of the Sith Lord behind this war!!

    • @brianwalsh9595
      @brianwalsh9595 4 года назад +1

      Through strength he gains power, through power he gains victory, through victory the force shall free him.

  • @itzjcannon
    @itzjcannon 4 года назад +11002

    Anakin: *Reaches age of consent*
    Padmé: This is where the fun begins

    • @TAHA-nc4cm
      @TAHA-nc4cm 4 года назад +135

      Lol

    • @luamedeiros2645
      @luamedeiros2645 4 года назад +122

      Noooo buddy that was wrong , just erase , really

    • @nashjones8961
      @nashjones8961 4 года назад +426

      She can change the age of consent to 9. She's queen

    • @andra8625
      @andra8625 4 года назад +166

      @@nashjones8961 maybe she did....

    • @RS-ig7gv
      @RS-ig7gv 4 года назад +131

      @@shinbakihanma2749 you were the kid nobody played tag with

  • @banh5561
    @banh5561 4 года назад +658

    movie anakin: I don’t like sand, it’s course, rough and irritating and gets everywhere.
    cartoon anakin: your beauty makes the brightest star seem dull by comparison.

    • @Uchiha-fi4ij
      @Uchiha-fi4ij 4 года назад +30

      I prefer movie Anakin, fight me

    • @AeneasGemini
      @AeneasGemini 4 года назад +103

      @@Uchiha-fi4ij Why fight you? You're clearly already lost

    • @awormnamedscoobis3419
      @awormnamedscoobis3419 4 года назад +5

      AeneasGemini lmao. its you have.

    • @justachaoticperson1906
      @justachaoticperson1906 4 года назад +10

      AeneasGemini I Love both of them

    • @battlesheep2552
      @battlesheep2552 4 года назад +19

      When you’re better at seducing a woman you deeply hate for being a slaver than your own wife

  • @Marvee78
    @Marvee78 3 года назад +1049

    There is only a 5 year age difference, plus she didn't fall for him until both were of age. 18 and 23 isn't exactly cradle robbing😂

    • @walterwhite6216
      @walterwhite6216 3 года назад +108

      Yeah and who said the legal age was of 18 in space?

    • @tbsLuke
      @tbsLuke 3 года назад +109

      19 and 24

    • @Theunfriendlyneighborhoodman
      @Theunfriendlyneighborhoodman 3 года назад +3

      @@walterwhite6216 shut up

    • @duckfacemcgee3271
      @duckfacemcgee3271 3 года назад +113

      imagine if padme was male and anakin was female. Everyone would be callin him a perv

    • @walterwhite6216
      @walterwhite6216 3 года назад +18

      @@duckfacemcgee3271 yeah well..at least we can go out by ourselves without getting raped

  • @Mr_Bob_A_Feet
    @Mr_Bob_A_Feet 4 года назад +1844

    “When he meets her in episode 2, he’s still much younger than her.”
    Hold up. When you get older, your age difference doesn’t change? Mind blown!

    • @kungolaf4499
      @kungolaf4499 4 года назад +101

      Yeah but 42 year old dating a 38 year old is different than a 19 year old dating a 15 year old.

    • @YetiGx
      @YetiGx 4 года назад +5

      Lol

    • @tjjordan4207
      @tjjordan4207 4 года назад +18

      True, but the age of consent remains the same and they’re both over that. So overall, it’s game time for them

    • @NoNo-lt9bi
      @NoNo-lt9bi 4 года назад +16

      The age of consent for humans on naboo is 8 yrs old my queen said so

    • @rachele3334
      @rachele3334 4 года назад +28

      I guess I didn’t realize that she was only 5 years older than him. That’s funny because when I met my husband, he was 19 and I was 26 and I was vehemently opposed to dating him because he was still technically a teenager. But as soon as he turned 20, it didn’t seem so bad. I get it, Padme. 😂

  • @CreatureCal
    @CreatureCal 4 года назад +482

    1:30 “He’s able to express his emotions openly.”
    Yeah, he expressed his feelings about sand alright!

    • @psiavatar430
      @psiavatar430 4 года назад +10

      I also really hated sand until my 30's. . .When me and my brother & sister saw this partucular scene the both laughed and said "He is like you brother" LoL

    • @bloodangel19
      @bloodangel19 4 года назад +1

      @@psiavatar430 Why?

    • @crit-c4637
      @crit-c4637 4 года назад +2

      The sand & its people.

    • @cristianotv4673
      @cristianotv4673 3 года назад

      @@psiavatar430 ?p

  • @warriorcatskid003
    @warriorcatskid003 4 года назад +2447

    Padmé has a definite “oh no he’s hot” moment when Anakin shows up in II

  • @Matt_White_VO
    @Matt_White_VO 3 года назад +368

    Him: "I hate sand"
    Her: "he's so funny"

    • @hxrl5838
      @hxrl5838 3 года назад +7

      it is quite a funny thing to say tho

    • @arnoldgrunwald3989
      @arnoldgrunwald3989 3 года назад +6

      its true tho sand is bad it also sticks to wet things

    • @AzguardMike
      @AzguardMike 2 года назад +3

      "I hate sand! I commited a genocide!!"
      Padm'e "Ehh but i bet he is loaded. I mean, just look at that custom Lightsaber. He can support me for life."

    • @3DInnovations70
      @3DInnovations70 2 года назад +2

      @@hxrl5838 as a meme not to flirt

    • @adthya9209
      @adthya9209 2 года назад +2

      it's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere

  • @tharealverminsupreme135
    @tharealverminsupreme135 4 года назад +1426

    Anakin’s flirting in the movies: Level 1 crook
    Anakin flirting in The Clone Wars: Level 1752838617483 Literal God

    • @TheGhost-ox5bc
      @TheGhost-ox5bc 4 года назад +39

      So true

    • @ClayandPapyrus
      @ClayandPapyrus 4 года назад +48

      That’s how Mafia works

    • @jjbb84x
      @jjbb84x 4 года назад +3

      @@ClayandPapyrus I think you're the only one who gets what he might have been going for!

    • @jasminecrawford42
      @jasminecrawford42 4 года назад +7

      That was after he had got some actual experience on his sexume, not a fair comparison 😂.

    • @ScoutTrooperTK
      @ScoutTrooperTK 4 года назад +16

      Don't you mean level 42069 hahahahaha I'm a comedic genius

  • @yachtman87
    @yachtman87 4 года назад +2443

    “Anakin has a sense of humor”
    Also Anakin: *I don’t like sand.*

    • @Familyofturkeys
      @Familyofturkeys 4 года назад +126

      Anakin: It's coarse, rough, irritating... and it gets everywhere
      Padme: *W H E E Z E*

    • @hisodoyuhus
      @hisodoyuhus 4 года назад +46

      @@Familyofturkeys funnies sh*t I've ever seen

    • @nathaniele.4827
      @nathaniele.4827 4 года назад +4

      What a conversation killer

    • @AL2009man
      @AL2009man 4 года назад +3

      We talking prequel Anakin or Clone Wars Anakin?

    • @annieking5255
      @annieking5255 4 года назад +1

      @@hisodoyuhus jeez

  • @szymonszymanski6289
    @szymonszymanski6289 4 года назад +1099

    When you said "not just men, but the women and the children too" I couldn't stop myself and I laughed and I love the fact you chuckled after that too!

    • @DNP_10
      @DNP_10 4 года назад +9

      Szymon Szymański i think that joke got everyone lol

    • @ole5496
      @ole5496 4 года назад +6

      @@DNP_10 where is it in the video? ?

    • @munozali1
      @munozali1 4 года назад +16

      Plus, the sand people were considered monsters, even though they looked like humans. Padme didn't know the sand people, so was likely more inclined to think of the sand people that way, like animals.

    • @yrsruby5396
      @yrsruby5396 4 года назад +4

      @@ole5496 4:52

    • @adamkerdi5076
      @adamkerdi5076 4 года назад +1

      Szymon Szymański same

  • @heatherkouba7807
    @heatherkouba7807 3 года назад +104

    I noticed that Anikan only smiles when’s he is with Padme so amazing

    • @pilotpandashot3286
      @pilotpandashot3286 3 года назад +13

      Nah cause remember when he said this is where they fun begins

    • @D00DM00D
      @D00DM00D 3 года назад +7

      He smiled at Luke just before he died

    • @pumpkinbagelpatch
      @pumpkinbagelpatch 3 года назад +1

      @@D00DM00D they both smiled at like before they died 😂

    • @raiden4613
      @raiden4613 2 года назад +3

      He also smiles with obi wan and Ashoka Rex too

    • @christinahutchinson2884
      @christinahutchinson2884 3 месяца назад

      @@raiden4613BARELY

  • @grocks962
    @grocks962 4 года назад +4372

    Padme: you’ll always be that little boy I met on tatooine
    Everyone: oof

    • @grocks962
      @grocks962 4 года назад +14

      jEt BOi 🤔

    • @DrSoupinnit
      @DrSoupinnit 4 года назад +37

      @@grocks962 towards the younglings, because Padme was 14 and Anakin was 9

    • @grocks962
      @grocks962 4 года назад +7

      jEt BOi 😂

    • @DrSoupinnit
      @DrSoupinnit 4 года назад +6

      @@grocks962 lol

    • @nickrusu3568
      @nickrusu3568 4 года назад +25

      I felt Anakin at this point

  • @courtofsupremejust-ass8042
    @courtofsupremejust-ass8042 4 года назад +6037

    Anakin: turns 18
    Padme: hippity hoppity you’re now my property

    • @bigwsly
      @bigwsly 3 года назад +215

      You "saber" if you will

    • @johndepaulo4379
      @johndepaulo4379 3 года назад +91

      @@bigwsly i don’t know if I have a dirty mind or I know exactly what your talking about

    • @tachankaisourtruesaviorand8930
      @tachankaisourtruesaviorand8930 3 года назад +145

      Padme turns 18:
      Anakin: bipity bopity now u have to wait for your property

    • @OlEgSaS32
      @OlEgSaS32 3 года назад +37

      i mean....they were married at the end of Ep 2 when he was still 14 so...she didnt really wait

    • @tachankaisourtruesaviorand8930
      @tachankaisourtruesaviorand8930 3 года назад +130

      @@OlEgSaS32 he was 19...

  • @QA-ut7dd
    @QA-ut7dd 4 года назад +640

    Nothing says "I'm so open about my feelings for you" more than...
    "I don't like sand."

    • @benbrunton1901
      @benbrunton1901 4 года назад +23

      R Thomas
      “it’s course and rough and irritating.”

    • @DNP_10
      @DNP_10 4 года назад +21

      “And it gets everywhere.”

    • @sharp7079
      @sharp7079 4 года назад +4

      R Thomas I laughed so hard when i saw this comment 😂

    • @The_Lone_Outlaw
      @The_Lone_Outlaw 4 года назад +6

      Well atleast he’s honest. He doesn’t like sand. So what? Neither do I.
      Sand sucks.

    • @superentertainment9658
      @superentertainment9658 4 года назад +2

      Sannnnnnnnddddd

  • @DudeNamedRick
    @DudeNamedRick 3 года назад +74

    Padme: Execute order 69
    Anakin: It will be done my lord

  • @milescottrell4248
    @milescottrell4248 4 года назад +3184

    Nobody:
    Actually nobody:
    Padme: Murdering sand people for revenge is kinda hot

    • @iandavis4213
      @iandavis4213 4 года назад +78

      Miles Cottrell they did kill his mother who, in case you forgot, he had to leave behind to become a Jedi. He hadn’t seen her in a decade but was having nightmares about her, so he decided to go back to Tatooine to find her.

    • @majorastorm
      @majorastorm 4 года назад +52

      But not just the Men, but the Women, and the Children, too!

    • @orion5748
      @orion5748 4 года назад +3

      💀💀💀💀

    • @YourEmperorStef
      @YourEmperorStef 4 года назад +4

      i'm drunk and reading this, but is funny lelelelelel

    • @Hellraiser988
      @Hellraiser988 4 года назад +9

      @@ScumAnt Sand People are basically raised too be monsters.
      Edit I didn't realize autocorrect changed too to the so I changed it.

  • @azidhero8763
    @azidhero8763 4 года назад +2914

    Padme: Age is just a number.
    Anakin: You know what else is a number?
    Padme: What?
    Anakin: 911

    • @azidhero8763
      @azidhero8763 4 года назад +72

      @Cohen 2020 she was 18 when he was 13

    • @landonmeyer9659
      @landonmeyer9659 4 года назад +43

      @@azidhero8763 but they weren't ever around each other during that time

    • @billnyethesciencefry2898
      @billnyethesciencefry2898 4 года назад +34

      Landon Meyer because Anakin was busy being the chosen one

    • @doggyfizzle719
      @doggyfizzle719 4 года назад +98

      You know what else _else_ is a number?
      *66*

    • @billnyethesciencefry2898
      @billnyethesciencefry2898 4 года назад +24

      doggyfizzle719 *mind chip activates*

  • @dawsynlarson696
    @dawsynlarson696 4 года назад +2451

    Padme: *likes 9 yr old anakin*
    Master Jedi chris Hansen: *heavy breathing*

    • @SergioKoolhaas
      @SergioKoolhaas 4 года назад +148

      Master Jedi Chris Hansen: "Why don't you have a seat over there?"

    • @mrandrossguy9871
      @mrandrossguy9871 4 года назад +7

      Sergio Koolhaas 😏🥵

    • @tspoon772
      @tspoon772 4 года назад +43

      Master Kriss Han-Zen

    • @user-fk1sp7rf8s
      @user-fk1sp7rf8s 4 года назад +23

      𝙄 𝙨𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙚 𝙖 𝙥𝙡𝙤𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙙𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙟𝙚𝙙𝙞...

    • @bryanbravo6217
      @bryanbravo6217 4 года назад +34

      take a seat, young Amidala

  • @wraith2939
    @wraith2939 3 года назад +69

    Always found funny that ppl freak out when a 24 yo girl falls in love with a 19 yo boy; but have no problem with a 30-31 Solo man falling in love with a 19 yo Organa/Palpatine girl ...

  • @Bjack570
    @Bjack570 4 года назад +920

    *"Padmé Amidala? Hi, I'm Chris Hansen, we have a lot of talk about... Have a seat."*

    • @Unknown-hb3id
      @Unknown-hb3id 4 года назад +31

      *wHaT in Natalie Portman*

    • @philipg6579
      @philipg6579 4 года назад

      Lol

    • @cupofcoco8948
      @cupofcoco8948 4 года назад +1

      “Can I finish my meal?” “Yes, why are you here today?”

    • @griffinkennedy15
      @griffinkennedy15 4 года назад +1

      Beans and Burgers Productions bro this shit made my day lmao

  • @eldritch3216
    @eldritch3216 4 года назад +1425

    Padme: *loves Anakin when he’s 9*
    Eh
    Anakin: *loves Padme when she’s 9*
    *FBI OPEN UP*

    • @gloria8093
      @gloria8093 4 года назад +16

      Calm down it's fiction, plus it didn't.

    • @logantriplettfilms102
      @logantriplettfilms102 4 года назад +75

      It’s more;
      Padme: loves Anakin when he’s 9
      WOOOOOOO ANAKIN! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
      Anakin: loves Padme when she’s 9
      FBI OPEN UP

    • @fernandorodriguez876
      @fernandorodriguez876 4 года назад +3

      You made it backwards

    • @traptinseid8577
      @traptinseid8577 4 года назад +12

      They didn't have that much of a difference in age.

    • @Who-Uhm-Cares
      @Who-Uhm-Cares 4 года назад

      FBI OPEN THE FUCK UP

  • @megagene
    @megagene 4 года назад +1250

    Chris Hansen: "Hey Padme, why don't you take a seat over there?"

  • @carrollnir2804
    @carrollnir2804 3 года назад +62

    Padmé when she finds out Rex is 13: my goodness Rexy you’ve grown

  • @ShaNaNa242
    @ShaNaNa242 4 года назад +2341

    Anakin: I'm a fast racer
    Padme: *that's hot*
    Anakin: are you an angel?
    Padme: *he's legit like my fantasy*
    Anakin: *becomes legal*
    Padme: yay
    Anakin: I don't like sand
    Padme: *please take me now*
    Anakin: *flirts with Padme*
    Padme: no, what about your duties?

    • @GalaxyDogenut
      @GalaxyDogenut 3 года назад +64

      LMAO

    • @homeb0ys7515
      @homeb0ys7515 3 года назад +43

      Underrated.

    • @jkm7983
      @jkm7983 3 года назад +129

      Anakin: flirts with padme
      Padme: I'll make him work for it. "What about your duties?"
      Fixed it

    • @GalaxyDogenut
      @GalaxyDogenut 3 года назад +13

      @@jkm7983 perfect. XD

    • @homeb0ys7515
      @homeb0ys7515 3 года назад +3

      @Giovanni Roman Unfortunately lol

  • @The_Crimson_Shogun
    @The_Crimson_Shogun 4 года назад +608

    “A Jedi, thinking about things he shouldn’t” -Anakin in a nutshell XD

  • @gamergabe4733
    @gamergabe4733 3 года назад +86

    Anakin: *Massacres entire village*
    Padme: That's hot

  • @mrpicklestar1933
    @mrpicklestar1933 4 года назад +691

    Anakin: Knock Knock
    Padme: Who is there?
    Anakin: Nadjast
    Padme: Nadjast who?
    Anakin: NaDjAsT tHe MeN, bUt tHe WoMeN aNd ThE ChIlDrEn ToO

    • @_tertle3892
      @_tertle3892 4 года назад +9

      I did not see that coming if I could give a like for each of the sand people justly killed I would (all of them)

    • @user-rk5cx2vu8l
      @user-rk5cx2vu8l 4 года назад +9

      They're like animals and I slaughtered them like animals, I hate them!

    • @enosiyomilewau6797
      @enosiyomilewau6797 4 года назад +5

      The force is strong with this one

    • @timothyordonio8010
      @timothyordonio8010 4 года назад +4

      Padme: god that’s *hot*

    • @jaredspann-shaw8314
      @jaredspann-shaw8314 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂

  • @ratchetbear5916
    @ratchetbear5916 4 года назад +774

    Anakin: "i killed like 50 sand people because i got sad"
    Padme: "god thats hot.."
    Anakin: "what?!"
    Padme: "what?!"

    • @AdamSmith-qo6km
      @AdamSmith-qo6km 4 года назад +48

      I wonder how she felt when Anakin force choked her

    • @fecking_weirdo
      @fecking_weirdo 4 года назад +50

      @@AdamSmith-qo6km oh, oh yes, choke me, senpai :3
      Oh god, what did i wrote? .___.

    • @DugrozReports
      @DugrozReports 4 года назад +37

      "He killed Sand-people for his mom, maybe for me, he'll kill ... everyone?"

    • @ratchetbear5916
      @ratchetbear5916 4 года назад +6

      @@AdamSmith-qo6km #Harder!

    • @theafterlife474
      @theafterlife474 4 года назад +5

      @@fecking_weirdo Oni-chanakin.

  • @gaburysuje6766
    @gaburysuje6766 4 года назад +297

    Obi-wan Kenobi: I have seen a security hologram of him...killing younglings.
    Padme: Not Anakin! He couldn't!
    Fashback of Anakin on Tatooine: "I killed them all! Not just the men, but the women and the children too!
    Also Padme: No wait he probably could.

    • @aidanholland4246
      @aidanholland4246 2 года назад +3

      The Tuskens, he had a reason for killing and she understood that. They kidnapped and brutalized his mom. The younglings were good children, they were part of the Jedi order, that’s why padme was so upset about them. Because they did nothing wrong and they were gonna grow up to do good things for the Galaxy.

    • @attackcrash655
      @attackcrash655 2 года назад

      @@aidanholland4246 even though, the children tuskens we're pretty innocent

    • @jakubsabosz2933
      @jakubsabosz2933 2 года назад

      Were, not we're moron.

    • @AzguardMike
      @AzguardMike 2 года назад

      @@aidanholland4246 so as long as the people have a reason for murder, then their genocide is ok? In that case, lets apply that to the nazi's and jews shall we? They believed killing all the jews was ok (so they had a reason) so that makes it ok by your own logic. They just wanted to grow up in a world without the jews
      and for the triggered reader, im pointing out with an extreme example why his comment is a dangerous belief.

    • @michaelphillips7207
      @michaelphillips7207 2 года назад

      @@attackcrash655 maybe they were innocent when he killed them but they still would've grown up to be feral savages if he hadn't

  • @TheMadHattersMenu
    @TheMadHattersMenu 3 года назад +51

    Is she supposed to treat him like a child forever? If you remember she kept him at a distance when they met again. He had to pursue her and prove himself to be a man before she would look at him in that way.

    • @Tudleyn
      @Tudleyn 3 года назад +8

      Exactly

  • @weltschmertzz
    @weltschmertzz 4 года назад +514

    "Age difference is pretty big"
    5 years? The force of the double standard is strong.

    • @TurquoiseInk
      @TurquoiseInk 4 года назад +30

      IKR? It's not a big deal.

    • @alexiadd636
      @alexiadd636 4 года назад +7

      My grandparents are 9 years apart.

    • @jamescordle439
      @jamescordle439 4 года назад +12

      My wife and I are 4.5 years apart. It does make a difference that she was 21 and I was 25, but 14-9 is weird in either direction.

    • @joshualogan6655
      @joshualogan6655 4 года назад +24

      @@jamescordle439 She didn't like him when she was 14 and he 9...

    • @englishlady9797
      @englishlady9797 3 года назад +17

      @@anttwo Yeah, that's a *HUGE* generalization. There are some really immature 24 year old women out there. Its been shown that the brains of both genders do not really start to develop in terms of what we would call 'maturity' until the late 20s-early 30s.

  • @gghotpot8022
    @gghotpot8022 4 года назад +264

    anakin: survives swimming in lava
    Padme: sad

  • @Gal0220
    @Gal0220 4 года назад +525

    I’m Chris Hansen. Welcome to “How to Catch A Senator.”

    • @Princess2Warrior
      @Princess2Warrior 4 года назад +23

      *That's actually how Chris Hansen's first show "To Catch A Predator" got cancelled - they caught a Senator and he committed suicide in his home, causing the show to get cancelled.*

    • @Blackjesus327
      @Blackjesus327 4 года назад +4

      Princess2Warrior no way lol

    • @drip2hard976
      @drip2hard976 4 года назад +2

      Princess2Warrior is it bad I don’t feel sorry for him

    • @aeterna789
      @aeterna789 4 года назад +3

      Palpatine as the Senate: *sweating*

    • @Silentguy_
      @Silentguy_ 4 года назад

      Princess2Warrior wasn’t actually a senator but the rest is true

  • @banjopiggottwright1802
    @banjopiggottwright1802 3 года назад +81

    This is why, I love Anakin Skywalker as a character as he did everything for love, including turning to Dark Side, which just goes to show you that "Love is one's greatest strength and greatest weakness"

  • @jourmungandr309
    @jourmungandr309 3 года назад +337

    Pandme: your cute how old are you
    Anikin: I'm ni..
    Pandme: 18 perfect

    • @AndreVeaseyJr
      @AndreVeaseyJr 3 года назад +8

      Oh so Padme is a shotacon?

    • @strangeclouds7
      @strangeclouds7 2 года назад +2

      @Un shota Desnudo OwO Wtf is your profile pic..

    • @strangeclouds7
      @strangeclouds7 2 года назад

      @Un shota Desnudo OwO are you a pedo?

    • @bravo6959
      @bravo6959 2 года назад

      @Un shota Desnudo OwO what the hell is that

    • @CrusaderKnight2000
      @CrusaderKnight2000 2 года назад +1

      @@bravo6959 It's basically anime pedophilia portraying underage boys. Really messed up stuff.

  • @eduardoalvarez7546
    @eduardoalvarez7546 4 года назад +746

    Padme: I just told him I wanted to talk about negotiations
    Chris Hansen: Padme you said aggressive negations within aggressive sexual context.

    • @Needler13
      @Needler13 4 года назад +30

      Fireplace scene comes into play while she walks in with her sexy ass outfit.

    • @davidmendez3899
      @davidmendez3899 4 года назад +19

      Chris Hansen: you wrote “I wanna spread that blockade” and ended it with the tongue emoji and lipstick emoji.

    • @Gooberpatrol66
      @Gooberpatrol66 4 года назад +7

      "Aggressive seduction."
      "..."
      "You know, seduction... with a lightsaber."

    • @logicalhalt-1096
      @logicalhalt-1096 4 года назад

      Nathan Dehnel takes” one time wonder” to a new level

  • @arabianflowers
    @arabianflowers 4 года назад +2087

    I never thought that their attraction was weird at all. Think about it this way: An older girl meets a little boy and they become best friends. The boy has a little kid crush on the girl but she just sees him as a friend. She grows close to him and he becomes an important part in her life.
    Years later, the boy has grown into a young man and is reunited with the girl who is now a young woman. They rekindle their friendship, and in their friendship, they realize that they have grown up and discovered intimate feelings for each other. It's like that typical love story where the best friends fall in love with each other but with a twist. I, for one, think that it's perfectly fine.
    For the record, I would feel the same way if Padme was younger than Anakin as well.
    Edit: Despite the occasional negative and rude reply, I am very pleased with how much positive attention that my comment is getting!

    • @zeroli444
      @zeroli444 4 года назад +160

      this is soo interesting to read because i remember a boy younger than me having a crush on me and just thinking of him as cute/a friend and we’re supposed to meet again soon

    • @arabianflowers
      @arabianflowers 4 года назад +45

      @@zeroli444 Thanks! Glad that you enjoyed reading it! I hope that everything goes well! Let me know what happens! :)

    • @zeroli444
      @zeroli444 4 года назад +19

      Arabian Flower thank you i will :)

    • @zleem2873
      @zleem2873 4 года назад +45

      It’s what I really hope happens with Ezra and Sabine. He was only 1 1/2 years younger so it should be even more likely, right?

    • @garyjones2561
      @garyjones2561 4 года назад +6

      @@zeroli444 Well?... 😀

  • @AntiPlastic
    @AntiPlastic 3 года назад +31

    Padme: dies of big sad
    Anakin to the galaxy: so you have chosen, death

  • @iReiGNxx
    @iReiGNxx 4 года назад +92

    Padme: I love his willingness to do anything for those he loves.
    Palpatine: Careful what you wish for.

  • @jankyredstoner
    @jankyredstoner 3 года назад +265

    This honestly just made me more depressed that Anakin and Padme experienced such a beautiful relationship only for the tragedy of Darth Vader to happen.

    • @eren34558
      @eren34558 2 года назад +34

      Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Vader the Passionate?

    • @tommyl.dayandtherunaways820
      @tommyl.dayandtherunaways820 2 года назад +15

      @@eren34558 “It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you...because it involves normal, healthy human emotions and we know the council are terrified of those”

  • @Damon242
    @Damon242 4 года назад +880

    “age difference is pretty big - she’s 14 and he was 9”
    That’s all?

    • @Damon242
      @Damon242 4 года назад +165

      Shadow M yeah she looks way older!
      But 5 years is still a small age gap

    • @purpleemerald5299
      @purpleemerald5299 4 года назад +58

      Damon242 Not when you start crossing past 18...

    • @Damon242
      @Damon242 4 года назад +48

      Purple Emerald depends on where you are and this is a galaxy far far away;-)

    • @B1oHa2ard
      @B1oHa2ard 4 года назад +10

      I always thought it was like 9 years.

    • @gamestation2690
      @gamestation2690 4 года назад +48

      @Shadow M Actually, when TPM started filming, Natalie Portman had just turned 16.

  • @Piloe
    @Piloe 3 года назад +56

    Padme’s search history: age of consent on tatooine

    • @dmsturgeon8762
      @dmsturgeon8762 2 года назад +4

      He was a slave....he wouldn't have had a choice anyway.

  • @x_oli-a_x9244
    @x_oli-a_x9244 4 года назад +1534

    Basically what I learned from this video is how to pick up older girls

    • @mcchubbster
      @mcchubbster 3 года назад +148

      You just need to win a race and u need a lightsaber

    • @anakinskywalker1582
      @anakinskywalker1582 3 года назад +20

      Yes

    • @legoboy7107
      @legoboy7107 3 года назад +54

      @@mcchubbster You need 2 lightsabers...and hope one of them is big. XD
      (...why did I type this?)

    • @orbitalstriker
      @orbitalstriker 3 года назад +20

      Yeah, as the video suggests 1st step be handsome

    • @matthewmcdonnell8652
      @matthewmcdonnell8652 3 года назад +18

      Step 1: be attractive

  • @julianprice9947
    @julianprice9947 4 года назад +481

    Anakin: I don’t like sand
    Padme: oh yes! He’s so open emotionally

    • @ryanspencerlauderdale687
      @ryanspencerlauderdale687 3 года назад +4

      I think he meant the sand of Tatooine. He references the sands of Naboo as soft and smooth. Now obviously, it was probably a “slick” move to get Padme to kiss him, but I digress.

    • @FalconOfStorms
      @FalconOfStorms 3 года назад +3

      "Take me, take me now, you studly Warrior-Poet!"

    • @countrycoffeecup7772
      @countrycoffeecup7772 2 года назад +4

      @@ryanspencerlauderdale687 But, he _didn't_ call the sands of Naboo soft e smooth. He called _Padme_ soft he smooth, while rubbing her bare back. In fact, when she brought up playing in the sand, _that's_ when _he_ brought up his disliking of sand.

  • @martynphillips03
    @martynphillips03 4 года назад +142

    “Hitting on the queen even though I’m nine and she’s fourteen”

    • @vibesapollo4018
      @vibesapollo4018 4 года назад +9

      Martyn Phillips I love that song by weird al Yankovic

    • @dabearslive9605
      @dabearslive9605 4 года назад +8

      Martyn Phillips Yeah he’s probably gonna marry her.. somedayyyy...

    • @vibesapollo4018
      @vibesapollo4018 4 года назад +5

      DaBearsLive96 0 well, know be built c-3po

    • @hellocatz7482
      @hellocatz7482 4 года назад +4

      And I've heard how fast his pod can go

    • @rockfrolic6249
      @rockfrolic6249 4 года назад +4

      Hellocatz And we were broke, it's true, so we made a wager or two

  • @dittoking8996
    @dittoking8996 3 года назад +18

    Youngling: Master Skywalker, I had Padme last night, what are you gonna do?
    Anakin: (ignites saber)

  • @sharp52092
    @sharp52092 4 года назад +270

    What's funny is that while everyone gives Anakin/Padme a hard time about their 4-5 year age difference, no one bats an eye at Han and Leia's 10 year age difference.

    • @dreadfulbadger
      @dreadfulbadger 4 года назад +46

      Because they were both adults when they met.

    • @gabrielguerrero7296
      @gabrielguerrero7296 4 года назад +55

      @@dreadfulbadger but then again, in attack of the clones he was 19 and she was 24, and in a new hope Leia is 19 and hang is 29

    • @dreadfulbadger
      @dreadfulbadger 4 года назад +8

      @@gabrielguerrero7296 true, I think it's mostly just a joke.

    • @orppranator5230
      @orppranator5230 4 года назад +12

      sharp52092 Something something I had no idea Han was a decade older

    • @grayeaglej
      @grayeaglej 4 года назад

      Correct me if im wrong as I have only rumor from my time in the old world, back before the internet existed, but in George Lucas's original treatment of A New Hope weren't Luke and Leah supposed to be 11 or 13? (I have heard both) Then when Empire and Jedi got greenlit some things got retconned? This is from VHS days so I know its pretty old in the fandom weather its true or not.

  • @aeroscience9834
    @aeroscience9834 3 года назад +232

    Padme: “we have similar moral codes”
    Anakin: “I killed them, I killed them all”

    • @kupkate04
      @kupkate04 2 года назад +13

      "And not just the men, but the women and the children too!"
      *I know I'm late, shh*

    • @ptolemeeselenion1542
      @ptolemeeselenion1542 2 года назад +1

      Lmao.

  • @walker6182
    @walker6182 4 года назад +266

    "She could have gone for Obi-Wan"
    Me: ................................
    Also Me: No, Don't Even. Do not corrupt Obi-Wan with Padme, he is already perfect

    • @demonguysayshi2666
      @demonguysayshi2666 4 года назад +9

      This happened in a fanfic at some point.
      IM NOT JOKING I PROMISE!

    • @wacodraco1558
      @wacodraco1558 4 года назад +5

      Jacob Walker “Hello there”

    • @harbingerd.8457
      @harbingerd.8457 4 года назад +4

      @@demonguysayshi2666 so......title?

    • @walker6182
      @walker6182 4 года назад +1

      DemonGuysaysHi Oh god no!!!! Why!!!

    • @demonguysayshi2666
      @demonguysayshi2666 4 года назад +2

      @@harbingerd.8457
      I can't remember :(
      It wasn't the key point of the fanfic, just a small thing at the end.
      I'm pretty sure Anakin died on it so that might narrow or down

  • @tommyl.dayandtherunaways820
    @tommyl.dayandtherunaways820 2 года назад +20

    Just here to remind y’all that Han is 13 years older than Leia, and was in his 30s while Leia was still a teenager. But 5 years, wow, Padme was a total cougar haha.
    Seriously, I love this relationship and never had any problem with it. It didn’t even occur to me to think of the age difference until I saw it brought up by the community. I guess I feel like as long as they genuinely love each other, the age really doesn’t matter all that much. They are both mature enough in the end to understand their feelings for each other and that’s what really counts.

  • @coachgoltzbizpro23
    @coachgoltzbizpro23 4 года назад +407

    Attack of the Clones movie: *Has wonky romantic dialogue*
    RotS Novelization: *Has a beautifully worded description of why Padme loves Anakin*
    Read more books, people.

    • @turtle4415
      @turtle4415 3 года назад +5

      69 nice

    • @AzguardMike
      @AzguardMike 2 года назад

      if i got to read a novel, or tie in comic, then the film failed.
      Like i dont follow 90% of the M-SHE-U, im going to see Doctor Strange 2 next week but apparently i need to now watch all of wanda vision on Disney + , something i do not use. So i wont understand the film. I got to PAY to understand the film. Thats retarded as fuck!

    • @lesliea.6440
      @lesliea.6440 2 года назад +2

      The Clone wars series has this too. It make the relationship deeper. Sad this was not included in the films. Also I hate how the limited time the female roles had, I mean this is Leia's mother for godness sake.

    • @h-e-acc
      @h-e-acc 2 года назад

      So, if the movie fails to deliver what’s in the books, it’s the story telling component of that movie that’s the problem. The Exorcist is the perfect example of how to bring a novel into a movie

    • @3DInnovations70
      @3DInnovations70 2 года назад

      @@lesliea.6440 they were married after that so eh

  • @banh5561
    @banh5561 4 года назад +305

    “There like animals to me, and I slaughtered them like animals. not just the men but the women and children too.”
    and this line made Padme go “HUBA HUBA!”

    • @kb.brandyn6798
      @kb.brandyn6798 4 года назад +20

      The genocide had her soaked

    • @loneronin6813
      @loneronin6813 4 года назад +4

      That may serve as insight into Padme's deeper seeded issues on top of Anakin's unhinged nature. Seriously, if that's what gets her hot and bothered in less than twelve parsecs then she must have something wrong with her as well.

    • @brandonsavitski
      @brandonsavitski 4 года назад +5

      Well if he could kill the sand people I guess she figured he could also kill the poohnanny. She probably always wanted to get "Force Fucked".

    • @gloria8093
      @gloria8093 4 года назад +2

      @@loneronin6813 Uh have you even watched the movies? I ask because the way you word this seems serious and these comments are juvenile jokes. You do know that despite the ham handed execution, it's clear in the story that the problem is Padme's readiness to give him far to much leeway because of his emotional trauma and her feelings for him; right?

    • @loneronin6813
      @loneronin6813 4 года назад

      @@gloria8093 Yes I'm fully aware, I just have a compulsive habit to over-analyze for some reason even I have a hard time explaining lol

  • @zel2143
    @zel2143 4 года назад +404

    Han being 10 years older than leia: fans "I sleep"
    Padmé being 5 years older than Anakin: fans "that's illegal"

    • @mark4tesla
      @mark4tesla 4 года назад +55

      Well I think it's just that he was a minor at the time they met that weirds some ppl out

    • @darthvader8112
      @darthvader8112 4 года назад +79

      Leia was an adult
      Anakins balls hadn't even dropped yet

    • @ShadowWolfRising
      @ShadowWolfRising 4 года назад +32

      Not the Age Gap, the age of the younger one is what is creepy.

    • @jiriblahos4051
      @jiriblahos4051 4 года назад +16

      @@mark4tesla well they just met. Is it illegal for kids to meet and perhaps feel some interest in each other?

    • @cptace
      @cptace 4 года назад +22

      @@mark4tesla Pretty sure they were both minors.

  • @imbananaman1390
    @imbananaman1390 3 года назад +131

    Anakin: are you an angel?
    Padme: meet me in the bathroom in 5 minutes

  • @Evzone1821
    @Evzone1821 4 года назад +375

    RUclips’s algorithm:
    “This is fine.”

  • @digitaldrvgs
    @digitaldrvgs 4 года назад +850

    Kylo - 29 / Rey - 19
    *we sleep*
    Han - 29 / Leia - 19
    *we sleep*
    Anakin - 17 / Padme - 22
    *REAL SHIT??*
    Edit : anakin was 19 and padme 24 sorry

    • @CoryoPrime
      @CoryoPrime 4 года назад +28

      Digital Goth In AOTC Anakin is 19/20 and Padme is 24.

    • @digitaldrvgs
      @digitaldrvgs 4 года назад +4

      @@CoryoPrime that's what i said

    • @cfahplushvidz568
      @cfahplushvidz568 4 года назад +8

      Also han is not 32 and leia 19 han is 10 yrs older not 13

    • @digitaldrvgs
      @digitaldrvgs 4 года назад +4

      @@cfahplushvidz568 oh i guess your right, i was reading for empire strikes back. Just incase anyone wants to know where i got this info heres the source - www.yodasdatapad.com/ages.html

    • @tikolopez8884
      @tikolopez8884 4 года назад +2

      He legal !

  • @jhutton4348
    @jhutton4348 4 года назад +97

    “But every centimeter, a man”
    Damn is Ani packing heat?

    • @impulsivebeetle6526
      @impulsivebeetle6526 4 года назад +12

      J Hutton *knows how to use his lightsaber*

    • @angogobloggian7702
      @angogobloggian7702 4 года назад +4

      ImpulsiveBeetle *meatsaber

    • @kentrolaltdel
      @kentrolaltdel 4 года назад +1

      Ango Gobloggian underrated

    • @jtsosie359
      @jtsosie359 4 года назад

      Ango Gobloggian lmao

    • @nocomment66
      @nocomment66 4 года назад

      @John Smith i laughed at this so much i threw my phone across the room

  • @edsova5089
    @edsova5089 3 года назад +14

    What Padme says: "Ani, you've grown."
    What Padme thinks: "finally, your legal now."

  • @SavageRicktator
    @SavageRicktator 4 года назад +199

    Padme: "You'll always be that little boy I knew on Tatooine"
    Anakin: "Try spinning that's a good trick!"
    One film later, "Annie I'm pregnant!"

    • @leonardmosca6852
      @leonardmosca6852 4 года назад

      Those three words along the Padme said the Anakin indicates that she does not have romantic feelings for him but more like sibling

    • @SavageRicktator
      @SavageRicktator 4 года назад

      @Leonard Mosca Yeah Padme was very idealistic, and she passionately believed in the power of compassion. Anakin comforted her and gave a homemade, intentional gift that encouraged her when she was sad

  • @jeffjensen8811
    @jeffjensen8811 4 года назад +171

    24 and 19 aren’t that big an age difference. And in TPM I don’t see romance, maybe a crush on his part.

    • @jessiepinkman2082
      @jessiepinkman2082 4 года назад +10

      My parents had a 8 year gap

    • @streettacodyl
      @streettacodyl 4 года назад +17

      @John Alejandro women can also work and provide

    • @daytonchow2893
      @daytonchow2893 4 года назад +8

      @John Alejandro too bad it's not real life, and even if it was, sometimes it's about how those 2 individuals feel about eachother, and provisions, money and status isnt always what is most valued in a relationship.

    • @jeffjensen8811
      @jeffjensen8811 4 года назад +6

      John Alejandro Well, yeah. But then we’re talking about romance, not providing. I put myself through school, but most don’t. And regarding Jedi I don’t know if he’s gotta worry about finances.
      And she’s not a waitress at a cafe. Moreover, she’s not a damsel in distress. So while he shouldn’t be a parasite, if he really loves her, shouldn’t he take the chance now and not lose her forever?
      That said, he’s got some growing up to do. Lord Vader was a child whose emotional development was way off whack.

    • @daytonchow2893
      @daytonchow2893 4 года назад +5

      @John Alejandro your talking as if those are the only deciding factors in a relationship between two people. I think your oversimplifying it based on personal idealism of what is expected of each sex in a societal standard. What your saying is very often correct, but it doesnt apply to everybody.

  • @swole_gigachad
    @swole_gigachad 4 года назад +356

    *anakin kills sand people*
    Padme:That's so hot
    *kills younglings*
    Padme: yOu'Re gOiNg dOwN a pAtH i cAn'T fOlLoW

    • @huskythedinosaur1592
      @huskythedinosaur1592 4 года назад +30

      Before people state the BS excuse that the younglings were to save the galaxy.
      If I kidnap a bunch of 2-3 year olds, I would be labelled as a creep and a pedophile. But when a religious cult led by a tiny 900 year old green man does it, it is totally fine.
      Like imagine the cover ups and shit of like sexual assault the Jedi have to do.

    • @arthurbaker4911
      @arthurbaker4911 4 года назад +4

      Husky The Dinosaur they don’t kidnap younglings

    • @huskythedinosaur1592
      @huskythedinosaur1592 4 года назад +3

      @@arthurbaker4911 They kind of do

    • @arthurbaker4911
      @arthurbaker4911 4 года назад

      Husky The Dinosaur with Anakin they asked him and his Mum tho

    • @huskythedinosaur1592
      @huskythedinosaur1592 4 года назад +5

      @@arthurbaker4911 Because Anakin WANTED to go, and he was free, while his mother was still a slave

  • @johnmorgan8232
    @johnmorgan8232 2 года назад +109

    This puts a different light on Hayden Christensen himself and his casting. Natalie Portman was present during all castings for the role of Anakin and she basically chose Hayden.
    We all noticed that Hayden is a handsome young man, playing a passionate character. History did him a service and revalued his performance, but on a basic level, it was important for the story that almost every girl could understand Padmè’s reasoning.
    Like it was stated in the video “First, he was handsome”.

    • @ptolemeeselenion1542
      @ptolemeeselenion1542 2 года назад

      He make her getting wet.

    • @jacquelinelugo5518
      @jacquelinelugo5518 2 года назад +9

      I read a tweet that someone wrote that said. In another universe the Skywalker twins biggest issue would have been their dad begin considered a DILF and I couldn't stop laughing. Cause it's true, Hayden is the same age as Darth is suppose to be in ANH. And he is so handsome still, he is aging really well. So if that was what Anakin was suppose to look like in the Star Wars universe, yeah Padme would have had to fight for him a lot.

  • @dashy8200
    @dashy8200 4 года назад +275

    Padme: "A young man, to be sure, but every centimeter a man"
    My dirty ass mind: 😏

    • @itsme_arthur7563
      @itsme_arthur7563 3 года назад +6

      LOL

    • @calebwalters1869
      @calebwalters1869 3 года назад +7

      Um that wasn't my first thought...
      Aaagh thanks a lot, now I'll never see Anakin the same way again.

    • @duckfacemcgee3271
      @duckfacemcgee3271 3 года назад

      that was my first thought too

  • @Soggyspy007
    @Soggyspy007 4 года назад +2678

    Hi I’m Chris Hansen, I’m gonna ask you a few questions.

    • @dagbakka9995
      @dagbakka9995 4 года назад +48

      I was just about to comment this

    • @anakinskywalker7208
      @anakinskywalker7208 4 года назад +34

      SoggySpy007 yeah like what

    • @Menaceblue3
      @Menaceblue3 4 года назад +24

      Ya see we can either do this the easy way or the hard way...
      Da choice is yours...

    • @Russell3267
      @Russell3267 4 года назад +32

      @@anakinskywalker7208 Don't answer, Master Skywalker.

    • @wizardpatch9405
      @wizardpatch9405 4 года назад +10

      Padme: I just came here to buy some power converters!

  • @divergenttardis7378
    @divergenttardis7378 4 года назад +115

    Padmé didn't stay with Anakin because she somehow found his slaughter of the sand people romantic. She's just very compassionate and idealistic and always strives to see the best in everyone. Sure Anakin killed what are essentially savages, but it was the act of a hurting and grieving boy, not a psychopathic sadist, which Padmé understands. Despite the horror of what he did, she knows that he hates himself for it, and just wants to help him see that he can still be a good person. I really don't understand why Padmé gets a bad rep for having near unshakeable faith in Anakin when Luke does too (and has zero valid reasons for doing so, I might add, since Anakin is Vader by his time).

    • @ptolemeeselenion1542
      @ptolemeeselenion1542 2 года назад +6

      Anakin: **genocides a tribe of trauma-ridden native "savages" ("savages" who actually turned so after their once-lush planet has been glassed over by the Hutts and the survivors been hunted down into the radioactive desert for 20,000 years) with their wives and children after they abducted, tortured and gr4ped his mother. Later on commits unspeakabke and countless war crimes for the Jedi and Republic until he betrays the Jedi Order, props up a Sith Lord into absolute power, kills 33 younglings and Force-chokes her pregnant self in the middle of a volcano**
      Padmé: "There has still some good inside him."
      Luke: **heard his entiee life about the many countless and unspeakabke horrors and war crimes commited by his father as Vader, had Vader making explodes entire planets with their inhabitants, get millions of his fellow Rebel brethren-in-arms slaughtered, chopped off his hand and threatened to torture his twin sister once again**
      Luke: "There has good inside you."
      Also, Luke while seeing Kylo: **wants to chop him off**

    • @mariannelopez6738
      @mariannelopez6738 2 года назад +1

      In persective before the time of the church brought on by Jesus a time of grace and for the non jews mainly God ordered the wiping out of whole villages at times everyone inside. He did not command this about all cities though. The implication is some cities had reached years of deep depravity such that even their women and children fell under wrath. If you think how that village extremely cruelly treated his mother you have to wonder what is wrong with their culture dynamics and if in some way Anakin might have carried out long building up need for justice. It is not likely they just flipped as a people when they got shmei and never had any extremely criminal tendencies before.

    • @devinreis5811
      @devinreis5811 7 месяцев назад

      She could be burned with acid and horrifically disfigured, and people would still be enamored with her because she's so compassionate and caring.

  • @shaneblevins7775
    @shaneblevins7775 3 года назад +52

    I don’t understand this fandom, she didn’t fall in love with him romantically when he was 9. She viewed him as her son, you can tell when they leave tattooine and arrive at the Jedi Order she says, “Come on ani!” as she walks away. A girlfriend or wife wouldn’t say that, only a father or a mother figure would. It’s not only when she sees him in the second film and sees his raw emotion when she falls in love with him romantically. George only hinted at a possible strong connection between the two in episode 1, not a romantic relationship.

    • @padraicglynn2657
      @padraicglynn2657 2 года назад +7

      more like younger brother than son

    • @Estelleeeeee
      @Estelleeeeee 2 года назад +5

      she saw him as her younger brother.. but then he grew and became stepbrother ;)

  • @OLFS0027
    @OLFS0027 4 года назад +244

    Chris Hansen: "Please take a seat. Right there."

    • @lxrdxrist
      @lxrdxrist 4 года назад +4

      Mia Mendes take a seat, young skywalker

    • @OLFS0027
      @OLFS0027 4 года назад +1

      @Church of Darkiplier This is a joke. Just so you know.

    • @punctuationman334
      @punctuationman334 4 года назад

      Church of Darkiplier it’s a joke you moron. It’s still very weird to fall for a kid 5 years younger than you.

  • @maxderp3034
    @maxderp3034 4 года назад +402

    Nah she didnt have a thing for Anakin in episode I, she just found him cute

  • @qiralyncassette
    @qiralyncassette 4 года назад +44

    Didn't Padme start to fall in love with him after they met again? When Anakin was 19 already an adult? I don't think padme ever flirted with Anakin when he was young. Anakin tried but Padme didn't.

    • @seanpuello
      @seanpuello 4 года назад +5

      exactly, she found him cute in the sense that he had a little crush on her. then after they reconnected, THATS when she really fell for him

    • @anngonzales9105
      @anngonzales9105 4 года назад +2

      Your right 9 year old anakin's really opens her eyes to how unfair the galaxy still is. She didnt think there were still slaves. It's part of the reason she decides to join the Senate. She doesnt find him attractive or even see him again until he 19 and she is 24.

  • @terrfan
    @terrfan 2 года назад +7

    Anakin: turns 18
    Padmé: this is where the fun begins

  • @karstenshields1694
    @karstenshields1694 4 года назад +90

    “Padme had to clutch her belly” in a few years Padme is going to be clutching a bit above the belly

    • @arwo1143
      @arwo1143 4 года назад

      .....you are aware that pregnancy only lasts 10 months

    • @billnyethesciencefry2898
      @billnyethesciencefry2898 4 года назад +2

      Arwo *cough* 9 months

    • @Who-Uhm-Cares
      @Who-Uhm-Cares 4 года назад

      Arwo 9

    • @yoonhasbeenabadnutxoxo9570
      @yoonhasbeenabadnutxoxo9570 4 года назад

      but also he/she/they meant Padme had to clutch her belly because she was laughing and that was in the attack of the clone wars. so the revenge of the sith took place some years later.

  • @thomasvandenborn5873
    @thomasvandenborn5873 4 года назад +1613

    Anikin killed Windu and the younlings and turned to the dark side just for a girl, making him the biggest simp in the universe.
    Edit: How did I get all these likes?
    Ty 😄

    • @ethanweeter2732
      @ethanweeter2732 3 года назад +34

      @Nazbol Jedi Except he was the biggest threat to his children of course.

    • @-dale2051
      @-dale2051 3 года назад +80

      I don't think your are simp if you are married lol.

    • @radicallarry7044
      @radicallarry7044 3 года назад +85

      But vader on the other hand is the definition of chad. Loyal to padme even after he killed her

    • @duckfacemcgee3271
      @duckfacemcgee3271 3 года назад +7

      I agree with ur reasoning but in my opinion, u should have said galaxy. But ur still correct calling him the biggest simp

    • @ANGELX55studios
      @ANGELX55studios 3 года назад

      no shit

  • @daisneylacroix
    @daisneylacroix 4 года назад +240

    “You don’t choose the person you fall in love with...it just happens” 🤧 I felt that.

    • @nathangallegos9304
      @nathangallegos9304 2 года назад +7

      Bullshit!!

    • @monke178
      @monke178 2 года назад

      @@nathangallegos9304 😂😂😂

    • @vlon3lyboiii666
      @vlon3lyboiii666 2 года назад

      @@nathangallegos9304 exactly that fairy tale bs sounds good and all that shit false asf 😅

    • @giggleschad1484
      @giggleschad1484 2 года назад +1

      Of course there is a choice, you won't just randomly fall in love with some random person you just met that very moment. Something grows, and you open up to it, that's a choice.
      Padme opened herself up to anakin. Then tried to block it after it was to late, she already fell for anakin.
      Of course in their circumstance it would be hard not to fall in love. You get a smokin young woman and an attractive young man, both are nice neither is annoying. Having to spend a period of time alone together at a beautiful romantic area. The chances of them not falling in love, is insanely slim.

  • @Godspeed847
    @Godspeed847 Год назад +8

    Anakin and padme was such a beautiful story. The love that started it all basically

  • @godgus1863
    @godgus1863 4 года назад +132

    *Me and my family on the sand beach*
    My sister: "Eww I hate sand."
    Me: "Are you challanging me?"

  • @pt5175
    @pt5175 4 года назад +288

    Love in the prequels:
    Love in the sequels: “You come from nothing. You are nothing”

    • @s.nifrum4580
      @s.nifrum4580 3 года назад +12

      You know that’s not what he meant

    • @youstink6753
      @youstink6753 3 года назад +12

      at least its better than "I don't like sand" and trust me I HATE the sequels but prequel dialogue is pure cringe

    • @utkarshkumarsingh8897
      @utkarshkumarsingh8897 3 года назад

      and he literally has the dp of Captain Phasma

    • @s.nifrum4580
      @s.nifrum4580 3 года назад +18

      @@youstink6753
      I don’t get why people hate that “I don’t like sand” line
      First of all it’s supposed to be awkward and stupid
      Secondly he’s completely right, sand is fucking awful

    • @thekodex1186
      @thekodex1186 3 года назад +6

      @@youstink6753 That's the point, he was portraying an awkward teenager and he killed it

  • @cindyd709
    @cindyd709 4 года назад +351

    ....
    I am confusion.
    Padme: *falls for a 9 yr old*
    Anakin: *picking his nose*
    Padme: OH MY GAWD *blush blush*

  • @MR.ICE.
    @MR.ICE. 3 года назад +68

    Padme: “if his age is on the clock, then he’s old enough for co- wait...”

    • @zxycba6255
      @zxycba6255 3 года назад +9

      Excuse me?

    • @MR.ICE.
      @MR.ICE. 3 года назад +7

      @@zxycba6255
      Nothing! Nothing at all. Don’t mind me.

    • @yakinyamaddi
      @yakinyamaddi 3 года назад +13

      yes officer, this comment right here

    • @c456ex9
      @c456ex9 3 года назад +5

      Old enough for the cop?

    • @MR.ICE.
      @MR.ICE. 3 года назад +9

      @@c456ex9
      Uh... yes! Yes. Cop. Cop... of course.

  • @kittydoe6006
    @kittydoe6006 4 года назад +116

    “She could’ve gone for Obi-Wan” .. Are we forgetting about Duchess Satine here?

    • @Uknowjusticemill
      @Uknowjusticemill 4 года назад +13

      @@Fiiwse5676 still the same age gap she was five years older than anakin, obi wan was five years older than her

    • @Wagar316
      @Wagar316 4 года назад +5

      Mr. Pancake obi wan was 25 in the phantom menace

    • @anakinskywalker9315
      @anakinskywalker9315 4 года назад +5

      Don't you dare

    • @vetarlittorf1807
      @vetarlittorf1807 4 года назад +2

      Obi-Wan was 28 in TPM while Padmé was 14. So that would've been disturbing.

    • @bloodangel19
      @bloodangel19 4 года назад

      @@Uknowjusticemill First, he was 25, secound even if he was 20 he would have been an adult, and she would have been a minor, so.....

  • @TheWwwyzzerdd
    @TheWwwyzzerdd 4 года назад +38

    "Did you see him hitting on the queen? Though he's just nine and she fourteen, yeah he's probably gonna marry her someday."

  • @ms8074
    @ms8074 4 года назад +305

    Why is this so strange to people? She likes him when they are both children on tatooine and then doesn't see him again until they are both young adults. Its not like she was into him while she was 20 and he was 15... They had no contact between episode 1 and 2.

    • @Idkanygoodnames.
      @Idkanygoodnames. 4 года назад +40

      M S I know you posted this 3 months ago but seriously! It’s not like she did anything with him when he was a kid. She hadn’t seen him in years and when he came back she was stand off-ish and treated him like a younger man (I think in some ways like a child) probably because she was in denial that she liked him but seeing him as her Jedi protector and how he loved her, it’s not too crazy for her to fall in live with him. They were 5 years apart and consensual adults (even though he can’t be in the relationship ship and a Jedi) but it’s not like there was anything wrong happening.

    • @Amcsae
      @Amcsae 4 года назад +25

      Seriously. How many teen books/movies have an expectation that teens are sexually active in high school (underage!), but a NINETEEN YEAR OLD is somehow scandalous.

    • @phantomshadow4289
      @phantomshadow4289 3 года назад +4

      It's like Avatar the last Airbender and many tropes of a young kid falling in love with someone older than them

    • @arabianflowers
      @arabianflowers 3 года назад +2

      Exactly!

    • @ethanweeter2732
      @ethanweeter2732 3 года назад +15

      I never found it odd because she did not find him attractive until he got older.

  • @CountDaedalus
    @CountDaedalus 3 года назад +15

    So nobody is going to mention the HILARIOUS thumbnail?
    “Take a seat, right over there...”

    • @Ricros_
      @Ricros_ 6 месяцев назад

      I just noticed it after your comment lmao