Note; This Is All Fictional. Lets Pretend That There Was A Theme Park Called Paramount Park And It Was Located In Canoga Park California And It Opened On August 11th 1998. Attractions That Were At Paramount World; A Roller Coaster Exactly Like Quantum Leap At Sochi Park Russia Called Face Off, A Preston And Barbieri Rapid River Called Congo Falls, A Ice Skating Show Called Star Trek On Ice, A Ride Exactly Like Supreme Scream At Knotts Berry Farm Called Drop Zone Stunt Tower, A Ride Exactly Like Sky Diver At Walibi Holland Called Xtreme Skyflyer, A Roller Coaster Exactly Like Goliath At Six Flags Fiesta Texas Called Top Gun, A Roller Coaster Exactly LIke Shivering Timbers At Michigan's Adventure Called The Beast, A Attraction Exactly Like Days Of Thunder At Kings Island Called Days Of Thunder, A Roller Coaster Exactly Like Carolina Goldrusher At Carowinds Called Adventure Express, A Huss Pirate Ship Called Viking Fury, A Zamperla Giant Discovery Called The Edge, A Roller Coaster Exactly Like Rolling Thunder At Six Flags Great Adventure Called The Racer, A Ride Exactly Like Scooters At Knoebels Called Dodgem, A Larson Flying Scooters Called Flying Eagles, A Zamperla Flying Carousel Called Zephyr, A Roller Coaster Exactly Like Viper At Darien Lake Called Vortex, A Roller Coaster Exactly Like Spider At Lagoon Park Called Flight Of Fear, A Huss Top Spin Called Tomb Raider The Ride, A Preston And Barbieri Flume Ride Called White Water Canyon, A Roller Coaster Exactly Like Thunder Run At Kentucky Kingdom Called Wooden Warrior, A Zamperla Happy Swing Called Pixie And Dixie's Swing Set, A Roller Coaster Exactly Like Woodstock Express At Kings Dominion Called The Beastie, A Zamperla Aerial Ride Called Yogi's Sky Tours, A Zamperla Flying Fish Called Jetsons Jet Orbiters, A Roller Coaster Exactly Like Apple Zapple At Kings Dominion Called Scooby's Ghoster Coaster, A Zamperla Rio Grande Train Called Quick Draw's Railway, A Ride Exactly Like Carousel Tales At Sochi Park Russia Called Hanna Barbera Carousel, A Roller Coaster Exactly Like Taxi Jam At Canada's Wonderland Called Top Cat's Taxi Jam, A Roller Coaster Exactly Like Vleermuis At Plopsaland De Panne Belgium Called Rugrats Runaway Reptar, A Intamin Tow Boat Ride Except All Indoors Called Sherlock Gnomes And The Big Adventure, A Water Park Exactly Like Wildwater Kingdom At Dorney Park Called Waterworks. And On May 7th 2006 The Park Closed And Then A Theme Park Company Called Warner Parks Purchased The Park And The Park Opened On June 30th 2006 As California's Wonderland. Changes That Were Made To The Park; Face Off Was Renamed Invertatron, Congo Falls Was Renamed King Rapids, Star Trek On Ice Was Renamed Ice Skating Heaven, Drop Zone Stunt Tower Was Renamed Supreme Scream, Xtreme Skyflyer Was Renamed Sky Diver, Top Gun Was Renamed Patriot, The Beast Was Renamed Grizzly, Days Of Thunder Was Renamed Lego Racers 4D, Adventure Express Was Renamed Beaver Land Mine Ride, Viking Fury Was Renamed Caribbean Boat, The Edge Was Renamed Delirium, The Racer Was Renamed Rolling Thunder, Dodgem Was Renamed Rodger Dodger's Dodgems, Flying Eagles Was Renamed Flying Scooters, Zephyr Was Renamed Flight Of The Century, Vortex Was Renamed Loopster, Flight Of Fear Was Renamed Space Experience, Tomb Raider The Ride Was Renamed Ripsaw, White Water Canyon Was Renamed Jungle Flumes, Wooden Warrior Was Renamed Thunder Run, Pixie And Dixie's Swing Set Was Renamed Happy Swing, The Beastie Was Renamed The Teddy Bear, Yogi's Sky Tours Was Renamed Sky Tours, Jetsons Jet Orbiters Was Renamed Flying FIsh, Scooby's Ghoster Coaster Was Renamed Wild Side, Quick Draw's Railway Was Renamed Rio Grande Train, Hanna Barbera Carousel Was Renamed The Grand Carousel, Top Cat's Taxi Jam Was Renamed Taxi Jam, Rugrats Runaway Reptar Was Renamed Flying Aces, Sherlock Gnomes And The Big Adventure Was Renamed Toyland Tours, Waterworks Was Renamed Splashworks, A Roller Coaster Exactly Like Maverick At Cedar Point Called Maverick, A Roller Coaster Exactly Like Nighthawk At Carowinds Called X Flight, A Roller Coaster Exactly Like Top Thrill Dragster At Cedar Point Called Top Eliminator Dragster, A Roller Coaster Exactly Like Rougarou At Cedar Point Called Dominator, A Roller Coaster Exactly Like Wicked Twister At Cedar Point Called Steel Venom, A Roller Coaster Exactly Like Superman Ride Of Steel At Darien Lake Called Velocerator, A Roller Coaster Exactly Like X Flight At Six Flags Great America Called Falcon's Fury, A Huss Enterprise Called Head Spin, A Zamperla Hawk Called Timber Axe, A Zamperla Samba Balloon Called Hot Air Express, A Huss Topple Tower Called Screaming Eagle, A Huss King Kong Called King Kong,
narrated by Don LaFontaine
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Lets Pretend That This Commercial Was Used For Paramount Park From August 11th 1998 To May 7th 2006
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Note; This Is All Fictional. Lets Pretend That There Was A Theme Park Called Paramount Park And It Was Located In Canoga Park California And It Opened On August 11th 1998. Attractions That Were At Paramount World; A Roller Coaster Exactly Like Quantum Leap At Sochi Park Russia Called Face Off, A Preston And Barbieri Rapid River Called Congo Falls, A Ice Skating Show Called Star Trek On Ice, A Ride Exactly Like Supreme Scream At Knotts Berry Farm Called Drop Zone Stunt Tower, A Ride Exactly Like Sky Diver At Walibi Holland Called Xtreme Skyflyer, A Roller Coaster Exactly Like Goliath At Six Flags Fiesta Texas Called Top Gun, A Roller Coaster Exactly LIke Shivering Timbers At Michigan's Adventure Called The Beast, A Attraction Exactly Like Days Of Thunder At Kings Island Called Days Of Thunder, A Roller Coaster Exactly Like Carolina Goldrusher At Carowinds Called Adventure Express, A Huss Pirate Ship Called Viking Fury, A Zamperla Giant Discovery Called The Edge, A Roller Coaster Exactly Like Rolling Thunder At Six Flags Great Adventure Called The Racer, A Ride Exactly Like Scooters At Knoebels Called Dodgem, A Larson Flying Scooters Called Flying Eagles, A Zamperla Flying Carousel Called Zephyr, A Roller Coaster Exactly Like Viper At Darien Lake Called Vortex, A Roller Coaster Exactly Like Spider At Lagoon Park Called Flight Of Fear, A Huss Top Spin Called Tomb Raider The Ride, A Preston And Barbieri Flume Ride Called White Water Canyon, A Roller Coaster Exactly Like Thunder Run At Kentucky Kingdom Called Wooden Warrior, A Zamperla Happy Swing Called Pixie And Dixie's Swing Set, A Roller Coaster Exactly Like Woodstock Express At Kings Dominion Called The Beastie, A Zamperla Aerial Ride Called Yogi's Sky Tours, A Zamperla Flying Fish Called Jetsons Jet Orbiters, A Roller Coaster Exactly Like Apple Zapple At Kings Dominion Called Scooby's Ghoster Coaster, A Zamperla Rio Grande Train Called Quick Draw's Railway, A Ride Exactly Like Carousel Tales At Sochi Park Russia Called Hanna Barbera Carousel, A Roller Coaster Exactly Like Taxi Jam At Canada's Wonderland Called Top Cat's Taxi Jam, A Roller Coaster Exactly Like Vleermuis At Plopsaland De Panne Belgium Called Rugrats Runaway Reptar, A Intamin Tow Boat Ride Except All Indoors Called Sherlock Gnomes And The Big Adventure, A Water Park Exactly Like Wildwater Kingdom At Dorney Park Called Waterworks. And On May 7th 2006 The Park Closed And Then A Theme Park Company Called Warner Parks Purchased The Park And The Park Opened On June 30th 2006 As California's Wonderland. Changes That Were Made To The Park; Face Off Was Renamed Invertatron, Congo Falls Was Renamed King Rapids, Star Trek On Ice Was Renamed Ice Skating Heaven, Drop Zone Stunt Tower Was Renamed Supreme Scream, Xtreme Skyflyer Was Renamed Sky Diver, Top Gun Was Renamed Patriot, The Beast Was Renamed Grizzly, Days Of Thunder Was Renamed Lego Racers 4D, Adventure Express Was Renamed Beaver Land Mine Ride, Viking Fury Was Renamed Caribbean Boat, The Edge Was Renamed Delirium, The Racer Was Renamed Rolling Thunder, Dodgem Was Renamed Rodger Dodger's Dodgems, Flying Eagles Was Renamed Flying Scooters, Zephyr Was Renamed Flight Of The Century, Vortex Was Renamed Loopster, Flight Of Fear Was Renamed Space Experience, Tomb Raider The Ride Was Renamed Ripsaw, White Water Canyon Was Renamed Jungle Flumes, Wooden Warrior Was Renamed Thunder Run, Pixie And Dixie's Swing Set Was Renamed Happy Swing, The Beastie Was Renamed The Teddy Bear, Yogi's Sky Tours Was Renamed Sky Tours, Jetsons Jet Orbiters Was Renamed Flying FIsh, Scooby's Ghoster Coaster Was Renamed Wild Side, Quick Draw's Railway Was Renamed Rio Grande Train, Hanna Barbera Carousel Was Renamed The Grand Carousel, Top Cat's Taxi Jam Was Renamed Taxi Jam, Rugrats Runaway Reptar Was Renamed Flying Aces, Sherlock Gnomes And The Big Adventure Was Renamed Toyland Tours, Waterworks Was Renamed Splashworks, A Roller Coaster Exactly Like Maverick At Cedar Point Called Maverick, A Roller Coaster Exactly Like Nighthawk At Carowinds Called X Flight, A Roller Coaster Exactly Like Top Thrill Dragster At Cedar Point Called Top Eliminator Dragster, A Roller Coaster Exactly Like Rougarou At Cedar Point Called Dominator, A Roller Coaster Exactly Like Wicked Twister At Cedar Point Called Steel Venom, A Roller Coaster Exactly Like Superman Ride Of Steel At Darien Lake Called Velocerator, A Roller Coaster Exactly Like X Flight At Six Flags Great America Called Falcon's Fury, A Huss Enterprise Called Head Spin, A Zamperla Hawk Called Timber Axe, A Zamperla Samba Balloon Called Hot Air Express, A Huss Topple Tower Called Screaming Eagle, A Huss King Kong Called King Kong,
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Pre-9/11 stuff.💲🎢😎