Bro tells the Drill Sergeant what to do

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  • Опубликовано: 3 окт 2024

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  • @RealTojo090
    @RealTojo090 2 месяца назад +9701

    When he does push ups he’s actually bench pressing earth.

    • @zachchamblee4094
      @zachchamblee4094 Месяц назад +58

      When I would do them I would have that thought in my head, I'm retired now 😂

    • @chodowski_legacy
      @chodowski_legacy Месяц назад +20

      HAHAHAHAHAH TOTALLY HASNT BEEN SAID A MILLION TIMES SO FUNNY OMGGGG AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

    • @RealTojo090
      @RealTojo090 Месяц назад +22

      @@chodowski_legacy you’re right. it hasn’t. i was scrolling through comments for about half an hour on this short and didn’t find anything remotely related to what i have typed here. just thought i would tell a funny joke. that’s all 🙄

    • @SSportLife-z7q
      @SSportLife-z7q Месяц назад +10

      ​@@RealTojo090w man

    • @RealTojo090
      @RealTojo090 Месяц назад +3

      @@BlueBitTech someone is jealous

  • @cloroxbleach7554
    @cloroxbleach7554 2 месяца назад +18448

    Netflix casting the most average looking teenager for their show:

    • @Emma-qe9iqt
      @Emma-qe9iqt 2 месяца назад +132

      Fr😂😂

    • @do_you_want_a_pikle1183
      @do_you_want_a_pikle1183 2 месяца назад +225

      Hmm who looks like the best role for a teenager 🤔... 💡😃 let's go with the 6,4 dude with a full beard and has the build of prime arnie

    • @AudreyStryder222
      @AudreyStryder222 2 месяца назад +19

      ​@@Billy-rc7xgGREASE
      I loved Rizzo vut darn she looked 35

    • @georgewashington3393
      @georgewashington3393 2 месяца назад +7

      Lmfao🤣

    • @laverssio8003
      @laverssio8003 2 месяца назад +11

      Jonathan after time skip be like :

  • @TheSilentMajorityNation
    @TheSilentMajorityNation Год назад +28704

    "TIME TO WAKE UP, MAGGOTS!"
    "Nah im good"
    "No problem sir"

  • @Frei-234
    @Frei-234 Месяц назад +337

    Drill Sergeant: "GET DOWN AND GIVE ME 20!"
    SOLIDER: "NOT ENOUGH SIR!"

    • @Levmob
      @Levmob Месяц назад +4

      Sir not enough sir!

    • @Samuel-xs2yv
      @Samuel-xs2yv Месяц назад +1

      A Soldier calling an NCO sir 🤦‍♂️

    • @MahiHasan-hc5jy
      @MahiHasan-hc5jy 19 дней назад +2

      They never say 20 they typically say 25

    • @zxflash1676
      @zxflash1676 День назад

      LOL

  • @thewhiteinferno6277
    @thewhiteinferno6277 Год назад +43061

    “Where’s the tank”
    “Right there.”

  • @mrf19741
    @mrf19741 Месяц назад +3351

    Soldier:"GET DOWN AND GIVE ME 20!"
    Drill Sargeant:"YES SIR!"

  • @miko1withtheflock
    @miko1withtheflock 2 месяца назад +10088

    Bros the U.S military final boss💀

    • @stategeoduck3145
      @stategeoduck3145 2 месяца назад +24

      580 lIkEs aNd No cOmMeNtS? lEt Me fIx ThAt! 🤓🤓🤓

    • @Praetorian_A
      @Praetorian_A 2 месяца назад +15

      Give him a slight beard.

    • @Cap-TAIN-john
      @Cap-TAIN-john 2 месяца назад +5

      No it's audie Murphy

    • @nonameninja_
      @nonameninja_ 2 месяца назад +29

      Average American General according to Japanese fighting games

    • @pelaaja8097
      @pelaaja8097 2 месяца назад

      Why ​@@Praetorian_A

  • @The_Very_Mysterious_Guy
    @The_Very_Mysterious_Guy Месяц назад +95

    Bro looks like he can catch the nuke and just throw it back 😂

    •  19 дней назад

      😂😂😂

  • @CERTIFIEDBABEWRANGLER
    @CERTIFIEDBABEWRANGLER Год назад +92263

    70% of the millitary budget goes into feeding this man

    • @princeCustos324
      @princeCustos324 10 месяцев назад +1968

      "HOLY SHIT HE JUST KEEPS BULKING"

    • @hopinondeeznuts350
      @hopinondeeznuts350 9 месяцев назад +748

      You accidentally said feeding when you meant to say injecting

    • @jax3695
      @jax3695 9 месяцев назад +367

      @@hopinondeeznuts350 you'd still get dwarfed by this dude even if you injected

    • @hopinondeeznuts350
      @hopinondeeznuts350 9 месяцев назад +101

      @@jax3695 I’m saying that he’s been receiving injections

    • @etlogramen8665
      @etlogramen8665 8 месяцев назад +138

      @@hopinondeeznuts350 There are no injections allowed inside the military camp. They get checkup, if you got seen having injections, you're out.

  • @PokeMarik21
    @PokeMarik21 2 месяца назад +5663

    Bro doesn’t shoot the enemy, bro eats the enemy

  • @warriorstrategies4204
    @warriorstrategies4204 5 месяцев назад +21583

    Tanks were invented in 1916.
    1915:

    • @MOTHERFUX1113
      @MOTHERFUX1113 3 месяца назад

      Underrated comment

    • @Jesuslandscaping-hk5gz
      @Jesuslandscaping-hk5gz 3 месяца назад +75

      😂

    • @JACKLOFTUS1
      @JACKLOFTUS1 2 месяца назад +113

      *HARD WORK…WORK!*

    • @oashky
      @oashky 2 месяца назад +79

      “I don’t need to dodge” ahh build

    • @akainu6010
      @akainu6010 2 месяца назад +4

      Wat if i said that without having cheetos? Muscles cant win fights baby (unless his opponent doesnt know how to fight as well cuz of weight rules)

  • @rangakumari-x5n
    @rangakumari-x5n Месяц назад +29

    Commander: "We need a tank"
    Bro: "No need sir, I'm here"

  • @Mr.Grimm2001
    @Mr.Grimm2001 Год назад +21779

    It looks like they've been feeding this man other soldiers

  • @speedbird-777
    @speedbird-777 2 месяца назад +2303

    Bro has the refrigerator build 💀💀

  • @danyuul3717
    @danyuul3717 2 месяца назад +5814

    Bro got that Reacher build 💀

  • @glendaharris7219
    @glendaharris7219 Месяц назад +42

    Thank you for your service.
    God bless America 🇺🇸

  • @ninjanunch2769
    @ninjanunch2769 3 месяца назад +5772

    Bro built like a Gears of War character

    • @Nahbruh24
      @Nahbruh24 3 месяца назад +5

      God of war?

    • @Some_guy_with_gamez
      @Some_guy_with_gamez 3 месяца назад +147

      @@Nahbruh24no gears of war, it’s an Xbox exclusive

    • @Grimlock0508
      @Grimlock0508 2 месяца назад +107

      ​@@Nahbruh24 Bro is clearly a PlayStation guy 😂

    • @Nahbruh24
      @Nahbruh24 2 месяца назад +16

      @@Some_guy_with_gamez I thought he misspelled it

    • @Some_guy_with_gamez
      @Some_guy_with_gamez 2 месяца назад +42

      @@Nahbruh24 no worries it’s an awesome game tho, 2 was the best

  • @spartanraptorx1547
    @spartanraptorx1547 Год назад +9406

    Watching your custom created character in a cutscene like:

    • @sammyiscool
      @sammyiscool Год назад +129

      When your character upgrades their strength:

    • @finlay7241
      @finlay7241 Год назад +26

      If only I could like this twice.

    • @wheresmygrasses1549
      @wheresmygrasses1549 Год назад +52

      Saints Row be like:

    • @abrisebonka7310
      @abrisebonka7310 Год назад +16

      ​@@wheresmygrasses1549yo I was playing that today you don't want to see the monster I've created

    • @louisinese
      @louisinese Год назад +7

      Xenoverse max width option

  • @svengillet7584
    @svengillet7584 2 месяца назад +4263

    All good until you need to carry his ass back to safety 😂

    • @Ajaz-
      @Ajaz- 2 месяца назад +152

      crane needed 😅

    • @Sigyn_Shay
      @Sigyn_Shay 2 месяца назад +68

      This is fucking hilarious 🤣🤣

    • @joshuamorales1095
      @joshuamorales1095 2 месяца назад +24

      @@Ajaz-ohh boy.
      Hey guys call in the wrecker

    • @denzel444
      @denzel444 2 месяца назад +26

      he gonna fall through the stretcher

    • @leonardocalcagno2499
      @leonardocalcagno2499 2 месяца назад +40

      Even If bro goes down hed still be strong enough to move the earth and bring safety to him instead

  • @CorgiCal
    @CorgiCal 28 дней назад +6

    He told the drill sergeant to give him 25 💀

  • @the_real_sharkbait
    @the_real_sharkbait 2 месяца назад +3685

    bro could reach the trigger on his buddies gun with a finger like that💀

  • @Pumkinmanplays
    @Pumkinmanplays Месяц назад +1016

    Soldier:rogers we need back up
    Captain:deploy the hulk💀

  • @elongatedmuskrat4174
    @elongatedmuskrat4174 Год назад +96513

    "he's useless in combat, hes a big target, to heavy"
    *Wipes Cheeto fingers from keyboard*
    🤓

    • @apolloarts5412
      @apolloarts5412 Год назад +3485

      I would rather eat cheetos than risk my only life for millions of strangers, imo this "mY CoUntrY, mY pEoPle" Is absolute bs.

    • @jesiah2083
      @jesiah2083 Год назад +11306

      ​@@apolloarts5412 someone took that personally

    • @gravitybong5152
      @gravitybong5152 Год назад +5962

      ​@@apolloarts5412usa soliders risk their life for oil not for milions of strangers

    • @cheddarstorm
      @cheddarstorm Год назад +2862

      ​@@apolloarts5412 they risk their lives so those strangers can live in peace broski

    • @brecibros2469
      @brecibros2469 Год назад +3

      ​@gravity bong they risk there lives so people don't get killed in buildings being flown into by planes

  • @memedaddy5817
    @memedaddy5817 Месяц назад +7

    Bro didn't go to basic training, he went to weight training 😂

  • @DAN-kb9jp
    @DAN-kb9jp Год назад +7841

    You need a 12 kill streak to call this guy in..

  • @Necronlord2011
    @Necronlord2011 8 месяцев назад +4898

    "What unit are you in?"
    "I am."

  • @xijinping3497
    @xijinping3497 Год назад +5331

    Bro’s playing the tank role💀💀

  • @velvetmighells3872
    @velvetmighells3872 Месяц назад +28

    GOD Bless you! Thank you for your Service to All who Step up for OUR Country! USA!!!❤

    • @SophiaDiFranco
      @SophiaDiFranco Месяц назад +1

      It's nice to see the patriotism in your statement, please just don't forget the USA has NEVER ever won a war, so billions spent on armed forces perhaps should be invested in the vast domestic needs of the USA ...

    • @SabriFaruq
      @SabriFaruq Месяц назад

      @@SophiaDiFranco true these americans think they're all that lmao

  • @MikeHawk04
    @MikeHawk04 Год назад +2187

    “What branch are you in?”
    “Mine.”

    • @IstandonFaith
      @IstandonFaith 10 месяцев назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @woodside4life
      @woodside4life 10 месяцев назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @goldencheese7247
      @goldencheese7247 10 месяцев назад +1

      won

    • @bmg0afg
      @bmg0afg 10 месяцев назад

      He just looked around for a brach to do pull ups😂

    • @ftdraglet1753
      @ftdraglet1753 9 месяцев назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Phearsum
    @Phearsum Месяц назад +1365

    "... So who's carrying this guy back?"

    • @emmahargrove9252
      @emmahargrove9252 Месяц назад +53

      Everybody😂

    • @MarkHarper-ek8ss
      @MarkHarper-ek8ss Месяц назад +17

      Exactly know Mobility no speed and the first one to get it he will be a liability

    • @check123jo
      @check123jo Месяц назад

      Oh I bet they pair his ass with the smallest one during carry drills just for lols 😂

    • @TheAngelofnv
      @TheAngelofnv Месяц назад +15

      ​@MarkHarper-ek8ss Or is he the one who can pull several guys through the trenches who were wounded? Could go either way🤷‍♀️

    • @Invisiblety
      @Invisiblety Месяц назад +7

      ​@@TheAngelofnv or we could keep our guys out of the trenches of war 💀

  • @Diamond_Miner50
    @Diamond_Miner50 2 месяца назад +5692

    Sergeant: GET UP AND FIX YOUR DANM BEDS
    Him: Do it yourself
    Sergeant: Understood

    • @evanslack9625
      @evanslack9625 2 месяца назад +44

      facts idc who you are nobody in their right mind is ordering this guy around

    • @justadudeontheinternet123
      @justadudeontheinternet123 2 месяца назад +54

      @@evanslack9625mike tyson
      his mom
      his dad
      god
      the rock
      curious george(don’t let him get too curious)

    • @sprout9297
      @sprout9297 2 месяца назад +32

      ​@@justadudeontheinternet123nah when he was born he told his dad to shut up and bring him a beer

    • @FrostByte_06
      @FrostByte_06 2 месяца назад +6

      ​@@justadudeontheinternet123 god? Whrre is he? I dont see him.

    • @tylerbland7498
      @tylerbland7498 2 месяца назад +2

      @@evanslack9625They are lol. It’s simple as that

  • @AskJeeves572
    @AskJeeves572 4 дня назад +1

    It's refreshing to see a jacked guy on social media who isnt on gear

  • @Footy4Life616
    @Footy4Life616 Год назад +7004

    Every military boyfriend in movies:

    • @imnolongerasking5933
      @imnolongerasking5933 Год назад +146

      Love triangle dramas where the boyfriend is away at war and a stranger tries to steal the mc's heart

    • @kaigai_niki
      @kaigai_niki Год назад +48

      ​@@imnolongerasking5933ntr moment my dude

    • @imgone1078
      @imgone1078 Год назад +9

      @OwO thanks for telling me 😀

    • @nikikiooo
      @nikikiooo Год назад +11

      @OwO Don’t click? Well only since you insisted, I won’t click

    • @xv1thanatos956
      @xv1thanatos956 Год назад +2

      @@imnolongerasking5933that one family guy episode

  • @b000ce5
    @b000ce5 Год назад +17601

    Dads in Pixar movies:

    • @IamJhustla
      @IamJhustla Год назад +64

      😅😅😅😅

    • @JustMe-yu6ud
      @JustMe-yu6ud Год назад +67

      fr tho 😭

    • @AJ-vr9hf
      @AJ-vr9hf Год назад +190

      Ngl dads be so noodle-y looking in Pixar movies.

    • @benjizx801
      @benjizx801 Год назад +11

      Faxs😂

    • @goofiestgoober8227
      @goofiestgoober8227 Год назад +60

      @@AJ-vr9hf cap, the main characters be having noodle arms

  • @Ian_Warden
    @Ian_Warden Год назад +1882

    "Does he like kids?"
    "Yeah, but he's full after the first one."

  • @JM_daDoc
    @JM_daDoc 27 дней назад +2

    This guy just throws bullets at you with armor penetrating speed

  • @-0__Abyss__0-
    @-0__Abyss__0- Месяц назад +1143

    Bro's protein powder is gunpowder and the ashes of his enemies💀

    • @davidwaweru9470
      @davidwaweru9470 Месяц назад +5

      😂😂😂

    • @alexandruolariu1329
      @alexandruolariu1329 Месяц назад +4

      😂😂😂this one is good man😂😂😂

    • @peterdorscheid5652
      @peterdorscheid5652 Месяц назад +9

      😆 we had a huge dude like that in our unit, back in the 70's, he was utterly useless, too big, he'd trip over his own feed, always whining about being hungry and his lungs weren't able to keep up with the demands of his huge body in times of prolonged stress/work, he was usually the first guy burned out and at his bodies limits..

    • @JamesSelsing
      @JamesSelsing Месяц назад +2

      👍

    • @davidkirby-jx9xp
      @davidkirby-jx9xp Месяц назад +1

      Awesome comment 🎉🎉🎉

  • @jaydensanchez2002
    @jaydensanchez2002 2 месяца назад +3043

    Bro took super soldier serum

    • @jaydensanchez2002
      @jaydensanchez2002 2 месяца назад +11

      @@leea389 you can’t use steroids in military lol did u not even think of that before commenting?

    • @ruubentedman4606
      @ruubentedman4606 2 месяца назад +35

      @@jaydensanchez2002mate he’s clearly on steroids i doubt they drug test them

    • @jaydensanchez2002
      @jaydensanchez2002 2 месяца назад

      @@ruubentedman4606 using steroids in the military is illegal unless it’s prescribed to a physician. Certain people use it for specific reasons if u dude was taking it he would’ve been kicked out already this guy looks healthy I don’t see veins popping out at all he looks solid.

    • @AceWantsYourMilk
      @AceWantsYourMilk 2 месяца назад +1

      @@ruubentedman4606no he has some good genetics probably and just put in HARD WORK 🗣️

    • @Aavash_Purple
      @Aavash_Purple 2 месяца назад

      ​@@ruubentedman4606 They do all kinds of test and shit from your balls size to x-rays it's not easy to get inside military I am sure they did drug test on him it takes years to get that big yeah it's possible to do that without steroids

  • @erikhoryza9068
    @erikhoryza9068 3 месяца назад +1779

    Dude is a refrigerator

    • @fabilix7899
      @fabilix7899 2 месяца назад +18

      Yeah cuz he turns the enemies cold

    • @Lonely.King31
      @Lonely.King31 2 месяца назад +7

      ​@@fabilix7899ohh that was cold one😂

    • @MankyjsJankyjs
      @MankyjsJankyjs 2 месяца назад +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @GiteshRishi
      @GiteshRishi 2 месяца назад +1

      Why😂😂

    • @v1Broadcaster
      @v1Broadcaster Месяц назад

      I got my refrigerator from Costco and it ain’t half that size where tf u be shopping

  • @danielshimels3521
    @danielshimels3521 Месяц назад +3

    If you ever feel an earthquake, it’s this guy benching the Earth.

  • @CheezyZ3
    @CheezyZ3 3 месяца назад +750

    "CALL IN THE BIG GUNS!!"
    "here i am sir."

    • @AngelaFuge
      @AngelaFuge Месяц назад

      Nah, you mean “Call on the TANK” !!!

  • @CosmosGTOfficial
    @CosmosGTOfficial 3 месяца назад +1054

    “Wake up maggots!”
    “5 more minutes”
    “Fair enough”

    • @Perrccy
      @Perrccy 2 месяца назад +4

      Stop trying to copy one of the comments bro urs isn’t as good😂 😂😂

    • @CosmosGTOfficial
      @CosmosGTOfficial 2 месяца назад +4

      @@Perrccy where’s your comment then buddy

    • @ThunderShlong
      @ThunderShlong 2 месяца назад +2

      @@CosmosGTOfficialit’s the one telling you to get some originality

    • @CosmosGTOfficial
      @CosmosGTOfficial 2 месяца назад

      @@ThunderShlong ok dude

    • @SwannsProposal
      @SwannsProposal 2 месяца назад

      ​@@ThunderShlongFind anything that is original to you?

  • @megaace361
    @megaace361 Месяц назад +701

    Bro is the living hulk of the US Military 😂

  • @J-ween
    @J-ween Месяц назад +3

    he's an ABSOLUTE UNIT

  • @MichaelCarrfan69
    @MichaelCarrfan69 2 месяца назад +1037

    “Super Asian isn’t real, he can’t hurt you”
    Super Asian:

    • @atrofa1913
      @atrofa1913 Месяц назад +8

      I wo Der if he really is Asian cause I'm German but look Asian because my eye shape. And then my last name hahn which is German people would hear it and always ask but yea he looks similar to my dad that had squintier eyes 😂😂

    • @BeautifulOne-h1x
      @BeautifulOne-h1x Месяц назад

      ​@@atrofa1913STOP STEALING OUR PICS OFF THE NET AND LYING!! WHAT MAKES Y'ALL DO THIS IGNORANT SHIT

    • @jacksonlee6760
      @jacksonlee6760 Месяц назад +4

      Makes me wonder if his relatives get compared to him. But instead of academics it's in muscle mass.

    • @frogshitjj
      @frogshitjj Месяц назад

      He ain't Asian... you're racism is showing lol

    • @laygal8991
      @laygal8991 Месяц назад +3

      @@atrofa1913you don’t look Asian at all. I get what you mean because you have monolid but there’s a difference, a lot of Russians also have similar lids.., maybe Russian instead of Asian?

  • @BigBangTheoryIsALie
    @BigBangTheoryIsALie 2 месяца назад +1190

    Definition of "Absolute Unit"

    • @DEAN.W.DAMON.S.
      @DEAN.W.DAMON.S. 2 месяца назад +4

      Does anyone know if he likes goth girls ... asking for a friend 👀

    • @SchroonLake
      @SchroonLake 2 месяца назад +4

      @@DEAN.W.DAMON.S. 💀

    • @nemiw4429
      @nemiw4429 2 месяца назад

      ​@@DEAN.W.DAMON.S. tf r u talking? In the US ur al hom0s.

    • @Egg61-e5i
      @Egg61-e5i 2 месяца назад +3

      @@DEAN.W.DAMON.S. what the fuck 💀

    • @TealGuy
      @TealGuy 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@DEAN.W.DAMON.S. dawg 💀

  • @SignifiedSix
    @SignifiedSix Месяц назад +787

    Bro is built like an industrial refrigerator 🤣

    • @davidwaweru9470
      @davidwaweru9470 Месяц назад +4

      😂😂😂😂

    • @leojamesclune1730
      @leojamesclune1730 Месяц назад +2

      If his nickname/callsign isn't Fridge, Truck, or something similar, I'll be disappointed

    • @JohnDoe-nv8lh
      @JohnDoe-nv8lh Месяц назад +1

      Ty for that 😂

    • @jasonmills1973
      @jasonmills1973 Месяц назад +1

      😂😂a TOOL SHED 😢😢😮

  • @Sam.b8orb
    @Sam.b8orb Месяц назад +9

    Holy captain America 💀😭

  • @douvaman
    @douvaman Год назад +13191

    he is the type of guy that helps a kitten down the tree, by picking up the tree and shaking it

    • @goingoutsad
      @goingoutsad Год назад +352

      Mr. Incredible 😂

    • @datwee7576
      @datwee7576 Год назад +110

      No he just rips the tree out of the ground and then leaves

    • @n0wsinn
      @n0wsinn Год назад +35

      and then once the kittens down he picks it up and starts shaking it too

    • @quill3699
      @quill3699 Год назад +35

      ​@@datwee7576 average Russian

    • @los__unicos2777
      @los__unicos2777 Год назад +3

      @@goingoutsad that clip funny asf

  • @spoky.2345
    @spoky.2345 Год назад +1648

    “GIVE ME 50!!!”
    “nah you do it”
    “SIR YES SIR”

    • @ThatOneElfEnjoyer
      @ThatOneElfEnjoyer Год назад +25

      More like, Just 50??

    • @uniform6-1
      @uniform6-1 Год назад +14

      " already did them "

    • @enriquefuentes7697
      @enriquefuentes7697 10 месяцев назад +8

      @@uniform6-1 Haha I knew a soldier who would drop and do 20 pushups every time he walked in or out of a doorway; at the company training area, the classroom, locker room, barracks. Here at work there is a Birder patrol agent who does 50 push ups every hour on the hour on shift.

    • @nodafy
      @nodafy 10 месяцев назад +9

      “When I said 50 I meant dollars, give me your fucking wallet”

    • @MONSTERKILLERMFLEXJR
      @MONSTERKILLERMFLEXJR 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@nodafy"Sir no sir... I, I mean"
      "Oh now your ass is mine😁"

  • @GudHunterYT96
    @GudHunterYT96 4 месяца назад +1447

    10 bucks he gets put on carrying the heaviest weapons in the squad 😂

    • @janakgu
      @janakgu 3 месяца назад +10

      Yeah makes him wven stronger then

    • @buckinabout9851
      @buckinabout9851 3 месяца назад +41

      They give the heavier shi to small guys 😂

    • @SacredSocietyAP
      @SacredSocietyAP 3 месяца назад +5

      Nope the big guys are bosses. The Little Guys do all the work

    • @Moon1a
      @Moon1a 3 месяца назад +2

      @@SacredSocietyAPnot at all what

    • @Moon1a
      @Moon1a 3 месяца назад

      @@SacredSocietyAPbigger guys do much more of the work

  • @insertname7750
    @insertname7750 Месяц назад +1

    His girlfriend is either completely satisfied or scared when he comes home

  • @vrantik01
    @vrantik01 7 месяцев назад +994

    "Juggernaut inbound"

  • @kittensoundwave3480
    @kittensoundwave3480 Год назад +4151

    "He's such a nice guy" that's because everyone too scared to be mean to him 💀

    • @monifilemoni2704
      @monifilemoni2704 Год назад +10

      w ezio profile pic

    • @liamdornbrook8429
      @liamdornbrook8429 Год назад +10

      If you scared because he got muscles you shouldn’t be in the military I mean that dude may be big but prolly softer than a baby’s bottom

    • @adrienhuber7273
      @adrienhuber7273 Год назад +59

      @@liamdornbrook8429 ok

    • @nfse689
      @nfse689 Год назад +2

      w pfp

    • @kittensoundwave3480
      @kittensoundwave3480 Год назад +3

      @@monifilemoni2704 Thank you lol

  • @willford-sn4ko
    @willford-sn4ko 2 месяца назад +620

    Yea he's definitely one of those minigun guys in every video game that get their own cut scenes.

    • @onic9565
      @onic9565 2 месяца назад +4

      Fr😭😭

    • @silentwolf8121
      @silentwolf8121 2 месяца назад +1

      FACTS!!! ☠️☠️

    • @Gasowsj8383
      @Gasowsj8383 2 месяца назад +2

      Bro is a minigun militia soldier in Batman Arkham Knight.

  • @Sir.Maximthe3rd
    @Sir.Maximthe3rd Месяц назад +3

    Bro is the literal Pentagon

  • @EmmaRoberts-q8k
    @EmmaRoberts-q8k 2 месяца назад +648

    Idk what the hell you feeding but he is TOO DAMN BIG💀😂

  • @cephalonplant4087
    @cephalonplant4087 Год назад +1522

    Dudes built like a super soldier in a avengers movie

    • @luukstofberg7571
      @luukstofberg7571 Год назад +12

      Dude is literally build like the doomslayer

    • @user-pu4ss6ie3k
      @user-pu4ss6ie3k Год назад +4

      You're totally not referring to captain america right?

    • @H.K.5
      @H.K.5 Год назад +7

      @@user-pu4ss6ie3k Nah, this guy looks even more impressive than Steve.

    • @Siracha-Sauce
      @Siracha-Sauce Год назад +3

      ​@@luukstofberg7571 I bet he has a pet rabbit

    • @eggxecution
      @eggxecution Год назад +3

      looks like captain asia

  • @Yazy-tf1sv
    @Yazy-tf1sv 2 месяца назад +323

    If bro was a zombie he'd be the juggernaut

    • @exe9790
      @exe9790 2 месяца назад +1

      He's the Tanker

    • @Nvbo_
      @Nvbo_ 2 месяца назад

      If he was a zombie he’ll be the whole apocalypse

    • @HamBurgSteakGames
      @HamBurgSteakGames 2 месяца назад

      Bro is the bull

  • @stefanhill4342
    @stefanhill4342 Месяц назад +21

    Bro, looks like an old school action figure

  • @themagician2008
    @themagician2008 2 месяца назад +330

    He is most definitely one of the kindest, and friendliest people you will ever meet.

    • @Han-nk3io
      @Han-nk3io 2 месяца назад +13

      He just give you a middle finger

    • @themagician2008
      @themagician2008 2 месяца назад +12

      @@Han-nk3io so?

    • @BIG_SKIP
      @BIG_SKIP 2 месяца назад +2

      @@Han-nk3ioexactly

    • @eparker
      @eparker 2 месяца назад +1

      Is he single? 👀

    • @feelingsfeelings.2848
      @feelingsfeelings.2848 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@@Han-nk3io People give each others playful middle fingers when they feel comfortable around people they know. And judging by his smile and the camera man's giggle, they probably know each other pretty well and the other man didn't mean anything by the finger than some tomfoolery

  • @BeardlessYouth
    @BeardlessYouth Год назад +5804

    People are always intimidated by the biggest guy but they’re usually the friendliest

    • @markwalker6048
      @markwalker6048 Год назад +201

      More jealousy than anything I think
      People are really insecure

    • @lilmanq7746
      @lilmanq7746 Год назад +76

      They are because you normally train for muscles the same reaoson as him, and you assume that he can just grab you and slap the shit out of you, but if you would actually train for combat and you’d be leaner, stronger, and agile than him you would shit on him, because the guy just has big muscles but it’s slow

    • @apolloarts5412
      @apolloarts5412 Год назад +17

      ​@@lilmanq7746 🤣🤣🤣

    • @poshy6534
      @poshy6534 Год назад +60

      @@lilmanq7746not necessarily.

    • @RooKangaRoo
      @RooKangaRoo Год назад +58

      @@markwalker6048 more like envy. The idea that you have to work hard for this kind of physique pisses them off.

  • @Jermaine2099
    @Jermaine2099 9 месяцев назад +2480

    He only joined so he could get a free place to live and spend his money on protein 😂

    • @ToTheDoom
      @ToTheDoom 8 месяцев назад +56

      He will get all the protein he needs in the army canteen for free!

    • @Jermaine2099
      @Jermaine2099 7 месяцев назад +29

      @@ToTheDoom he'll be in the DFAC line for 3rds and 4ths lol

    • @JimHawking-
      @JimHawking- 7 месяцев назад +13

      Free gym too

    • @greenprism93
      @greenprism93 7 месяцев назад +18

      Can’t wait till he deploys and he has absolutely no gear…

    • @blansbelausgsbaka
      @blansbelausgsbaka 7 месяцев назад

      You know that can tear a bathroom up with those protein farts. They probably lock the boots in a room with them and use his massive shits to train the soldiers for gas attacks.

  • @Kraybo
    @Kraybo Месяц назад +1

    "Muscles doesn't control the brain, but the brain controls the muscle". - a wise soldier that died a century ago😂

  • @lukemomblow9945
    @lukemomblow9945 Год назад +1129

    This man is his own fucking unit

    • @anemi22
      @anemi22 Год назад +4

      😂😂

    • @mrsun5076
      @mrsun5076 11 месяцев назад +12

      He’s several battalions in 1 man

    • @lerg12
      @lerg12 11 месяцев назад

      More like a brigade and a half

    • @evergreen.oldboys
      @evergreen.oldboys 11 месяцев назад +1

      A whole damn division

    • @victorykingpin3674
      @victorykingpin3674 11 месяцев назад +2

      Nah this man is his own branch of the military 💀

  • @fbkglitch9891
    @fbkglitch9891 2 месяца назад +875

    "When he was born' the doctor was like, CONGRATULATIONS' its a mf man!..."💀

  • @Spiderman_9999
    @Spiderman_9999 Год назад +2323

    " Bro tells parents to do homework " 💀

    • @BigCock435
      @BigCock435 Год назад +47

      Bro choose to born 💀

    • @OPBROMIO
      @OPBROMIO Год назад +34

      "Bro din't swim to the ovum the ovum come for him(sperm)"💀

    • @K4nyeS0uth
      @K4nyeS0uth Год назад +32

      Bro bullies his own bullies💀💀

    • @shehlakhan8107
      @shehlakhan8107 Год назад +31

      Bro tells the landlord to pay him rent instead 💀

    • @mih9024
      @mih9024 Год назад +5

      Bro was inf rizz

  • @jonahbarroga1687
    @jonahbarroga1687 7 дней назад

    bro doesnt shoot the enemy, he just walks over and beats the brakes off them😂

  • @Don_The_Trashpanda
    @Don_The_Trashpanda Год назад +2786

    Damn bro looks how I imagined myself looking in 20 years when I was 6 years old

    • @kjenkz98
      @kjenkz98 Год назад +15

      Biggs you made me cough on my shit 😂😂

    • @Nontoxicz
      @Nontoxicz Год назад +9

      You can get this big too if you take the same steroids he does.

    • @peanutbutter368
      @peanutbutter368 Год назад +63

      @@Nontoxicz you know people look like this natural right? Muscles doesn’t automatically equal steroids

    • @Nontoxicz
      @Nontoxicz Год назад +8

      @@peanutbutter368 lol its really easy to tell in this case.

    • @peanutbutter368
      @peanutbutter368 Год назад +18

      @@Nontoxicz no you just don’t know what people are capable of

  • @SonofZeus159
    @SonofZeus159 Год назад +6585

    Now imagine this guy if wars were still fought with swords and sheilds

  • @KoolKidCG12
    @KoolKidCG12 Год назад +834

    bro is an entire battalion 💀

  • @glendannesquyres2053
    @glendannesquyres2053 Месяц назад +1

    THANK YOU for your service and those who serve with you!!

  • @61936
    @61936 Год назад +2920

    And then he’s probably the nicest person you’ll ever meet

    • @nonamenogame6276
      @nonamenogame6276 Год назад

      Why?? He’s a mercenary of the state…… makes him an idiotic tool!!

    • @-Huh-..
      @-Huh-.. Год назад +30

      Fr

    • @juniorsamuels2395
      @juniorsamuels2395 Год назад +21

      No most ego driven. When u rich , or tall or good looking ur more calmer because it shows and ppl will naturally give u the praise and admiration everyone seek and want. But they are the most vain inspite of the outward humility. When u praise ppl u cause ppl to be tempted to feel themselves. N ppl tend to feel heaven and men view them in their own complacent light tht they view their own selves in. U can tell this when u say sumn bad to them, they quickly respond "but I'm rich tho, but I'm tall , tho , but I'm good looking etc". Where all the humility go? But true humility is in spirit , a man can be outwardly humble , but is full and boastful in his heart. Thts why u never praise men. Inspite of their outward attraction or glory. Thts why God picked david prolly , inspite of the other 7 brothers being tall and muscular and fit for human pride and war. And david was the smallest. God say he pick according to the heart. He dont pick as man picks. A cute dress, a handsome face, a tall physique, and a beautiful smile attracts the ppl... but let these go away u will see how feeble tht strong friendship is . It will crumble.

    • @vets923
      @vets923 Год назад +104

      ​@@juniorsamuels2395 cope

    • @MaxXtoxicXx
      @MaxXtoxicXx Год назад

      ​@@juniorsamuels2395 my nigga waffling the most random shit 💀

  • @Uppercut92
    @Uppercut92 Год назад +723

    Someone let Master Chief take off his armor.

    • @FatkOID
      @FatkOID Год назад +5

      😂😂

    • @hearthatbird
      @hearthatbird Год назад +16

      Chief is skinny and athletic. This dude's a space marine.

    • @legendaryfrolox6285
      @legendaryfrolox6285 Год назад +13

      ​@@hearthatbirdNot even, bro is an adeptus custodes

    • @legendaryfrolox6285
      @legendaryfrolox6285 Год назад

      ​@@hearthatbirdruclips.net/video/GqvmTfuHqeI/видео.html

    • @bittercad1137
      @bittercad1137 10 месяцев назад +5

      @@legendaryfrolox6285nah bro we found the missing primarch.

  • @assassinmonkeybrother4525
    @assassinmonkeybrother4525 2 месяца назад +1534

    Bro taught captain America 🇺🇸

    • @vladd2755
      @vladd2755 2 месяца назад +8

      Captain America: I can do this all day
      Guy in the video: i can't do this all day
      Everyone's last words when they run into captain America

    • @python3215
      @python3215 Месяц назад

      @@vladd2755 little bro fanboys for a fictional character a bit too hard

    • @DesithaG1985
      @DesithaG1985 Месяц назад

      Bruh relax he's just adding to the comment​@@python3215

    • @Bibidi.Slayzz23
      @Bibidi.Slayzz23 Месяц назад

      @@vladd2755it’s a joke that def flew right over your head

    • @vladd2755
      @vladd2755 Месяц назад

      @@python3215 lmao you call that being a fan boy seems like yall can't take a joke either

  • @brucem6442
    @brucem6442 Месяц назад +1

    Aint no single mre giving that dude the calories he needs

  • @HQSPS-HighQualitySchoolP-uy6kr
    @HQSPS-HighQualitySchoolP-uy6kr Месяц назад +84

    "I have an Army"
    "We have this lad."

    • @rus0004
      @rus0004 Месяц назад +1

      I'm in awe at the size of this lad 😮

  • @STV..
    @STV.. Год назад +872

    When you beat the game and go back to visit the starting area

  • @Mrpie999
    @Mrpie999 Год назад +415

    Bros diet consists of eating his fellow comrades 💀

    • @sykatrys5127
      @sykatrys5127 8 месяцев назад +6

      Cumrades

    • @ironclad4451
      @ironclad4451 7 месяцев назад

      Aldrich was made a lord of cinder,... not for virtue, but for might.

    • @youseff500
      @youseff500 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@sykatrys5127cumrags

    • @AG-sj4om
      @AG-sj4om 7 месяцев назад +3

      Bro eats the prisoners of war

    • @Givemeyouroil-yx8iu
      @Givemeyouroil-yx8iu 3 месяца назад

      No what he eats is…….
      Terrorists and commies

  • @Nitro_Zeus1307
    @Nitro_Zeus1307 Месяц назад +1

    His middle finger alone is stronger than his whole platoon

  • @MariaEvans-zu5qp
    @MariaEvans-zu5qp Месяц назад +614

    This Bro is the real life Hulk!!! Thank you for your service God bless you Sir 🙏🙏

    • @spooky9030
      @spooky9030 Месяц назад +1

      🤔

    • @LouvreJaramill
      @LouvreJaramill Месяц назад

      Shut up

    • @N04H05
      @N04H05 Месяц назад +2

      @@spooky9030🤔 why you confused

    • @Shaggypowerlevel
      @Shaggypowerlevel Месяц назад

      @@spooky9030homie was a British revolutionary war vet and is still upset they lost (and the tea)

  • @Username-ld7ho
    @Username-ld7ho Год назад +1259

    How I thought I would look like at 18 when I was 10

    • @mikeoxmaul9870
      @mikeoxmaul9870 Год назад +12

      This is how I will look like at 18

    • @Getcrustified
      @Getcrustified Год назад +13

      @@mikeoxmaul9870probably not lmao

    • @tacocat0436
      @tacocat0436 Год назад +13

      Your younger self had a dream, make that lil man proud

    • @artLopez24
      @artLopez24 Год назад +2

      @@mikeoxmaul9870that’s years bro idk

    • @lisserkc6000
      @lisserkc6000 Год назад +1

      @@tacocat0436 that dream can only come true if you inject yourself with testosterone enhancing needles

  • @Just_Call_Me_Pagton
    @Just_Call_Me_Pagton Месяц назад +150

    This the guy wearing the juggernaut armor in call of duty

  • @alec7380
    @alec7380 10 дней назад +2

    When your MRE's come with a side of D-bol.

  • @ku4uk08
    @ku4uk08 2 месяца назад +964

    "People say that they're smarter than me , and they're right , but I yet have to meet someone who can outsmart the bullet"
    -Heavy

    • @CRYNWHALE1
      @CRYNWHALE1 2 месяца назад

      Sanvich

    • @LittleSpud420
      @LittleSpud420 2 месяца назад +3

      WHO TOUCH SASHA!

    • @IZenI00
      @IZenI00 2 месяца назад +1

      @@geoff7727its a joke from a video game dawg

    • @kingstonyardie5719
      @kingstonyardie5719 2 месяца назад

      Трамп?😅 Кстати, искренне рад за него.

    • @SirToots
      @SirToots 2 месяца назад

      AAAAHAHAHAHA I AAAM BOOLETPROOOOF

  • @dusie842
    @dusie842 Год назад +4592

    "but can those muscles stop a bullet?" -🤓

    • @I_work_with_twat_waffles
      @I_work_with_twat_waffles Год назад +206

      Probably... you see those damn arms

    • @omarspost
      @omarspost Год назад +17

      yes, they stop bullets from hitting others

    • @user-ek5ci5nh4w
      @user-ek5ci5nh4w Год назад +27

      When i see that thing on the battlefield I’m running back home.

    • @just_a_dead_dude
      @just_a_dead_dude Год назад +1

      Bro's probably so fast he can catch the bullet and lift a tank

    • @derecksantiago7019
      @derecksantiago7019 Год назад

      A bullet totally ain’t going through those pecs

  • @9mmSurpressor
    @9mmSurpressor 2 месяца назад +333

    Imagine he’s just the chef 😂

    • @JPtheChainmailGuy
      @JPtheChainmailGuy 2 месяца назад +10

      I wouldn't be surprised

    • @Dom03c
      @Dom03c 2 месяца назад +7

      total drama island ahh chef

    • @SeanODea25
      @SeanODea25 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@Dom03c😂😂

    • @StanleyyACK
      @StanleyyACK 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@@Dom03c REAL

    • @herbenevolence4198
      @herbenevolence4198 2 месяца назад +2

      There are two types of people who join the military as a cook. There are those who REALLY like food, and there are those who didn't like the other choices

  • @francesjeanlouis9285
    @francesjeanlouis9285 Месяц назад +2

    I didn't know Superman joined the army! 🤣

  • @LuthandoJones-r2v
    @LuthandoJones-r2v 2 месяца назад +802

    Captain America: I didn't know there's an other super soldier

  • @Broken-Flesh
    @Broken-Flesh Месяц назад +136

    The dude better not get injured because that would be a difficult evacuation. 😂

  • @Edits-SZN
    @Edits-SZN Год назад +2349

    "Asian rock isn't real he can't hurt you"
    Asian rock:

  • @westcoastguy-gb2bg
    @westcoastguy-gb2bg Месяц назад +1

    That group of soldiers doesn't even need a tank 😂

  • @CBaller2020
    @CBaller2020 Месяц назад +68

    Damn, he's the real-life Hulk. Don't piss him off!!

  • @saturnswachter841
    @saturnswachter841 5 дней назад

    Bro is actually a Space Marine without armor

  • @mikemiraglia7469
    @mikemiraglia7469 Месяц назад +472

    That’s Steve Rogers in the flesh. I’m glad he’s on our side too. Thanks for your service brothers. Be safe out there.🇺🇸🇺🇸

    • @Young_Stocky
      @Young_Stocky Месяц назад +4

      I was thinking the same thing. He has the same build that Cap had after he got out the chamber with the super soldier serum.

    • @Hdh7nd89j32
      @Hdh7nd89j32 Месяц назад +1

      На войне его мышцы бесполезны😅

    • @letsgetitback
      @letsgetitback Месяц назад

      He's gonna be the weight.

    • @Deetimes1
      @Deetimes1 Месяц назад

      Do muscles help with intelligence? Do they stop bullets? Wars are not even thought with hand fights either. This man is just as absolutely useless with them than without

    • @TellMeWhay
      @TellMeWhay Месяц назад

      Думаю с такими размерами, ему будет трудно где-то спрятаться

  • @BrumBrum420
    @BrumBrum420 Год назад +4343

    Online gangsters on their way to type "he aint bulletproof" 🏃💨
    *Chat war* ⬇️

    • @channelname9468
      @channelname9468 Год назад +79

      Half the comments lmao

    • @JumpOffBitch
      @JumpOffBitch Год назад +67

      Yes, because everyone act as if he is just because he's so juiced up
      Big juiced up muscles don't matter in the army
      Edit: I started an absolute war due to this comment🤣

    • @timmysdad4741
      @timmysdad4741 Год назад +232

      @@JumpOffBitch I’m sure he’s still a hundred times more experienced than you Gabriel

    • @JumpOffBitch
      @JumpOffBitch Год назад

      @@timmysdad4741
      Yes he's probably more experienced than me, so what?
      Why would I care, being a juicer isn't a compliment
      All it takes is one bullet to the face
      Edit: awwwwww, look at all the people who support his comment"he's a 100× better than me" 🙌🙌🙌

    • @K3VFTTB
      @K3VFTTB Год назад +80

      @@JumpOffBitch someone’s mad

  • @kimlovegrove6102
    @kimlovegrove6102 Месяц назад +36

    Thanks for all of your service. You're all AWESOME. HIM DAMN!!!!

  • @elenasaldivar6816
    @elenasaldivar6816 Месяц назад

    WHAT A GORGEOUS SOLDIER. THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE ♥️💙💪🙏🪖🇺🇸

  • @Cameron_Art
    @Cameron_Art Год назад +965

    When he first joined and was a rookie
    Drill Sergeant - 👁️👄👁️

    • @ferumcastrum4097
      @ferumcastrum4097 Год назад +31

      he probably did it after bootcamp, you’d be dead if you go through bootcamp with a body like this.

    • @dynomite463
      @dynomite463 Год назад +10

      @@ferumcastrum4097 Courtesy of Pvt Beefcakes over here everyone drop and give me 50

    • @roy6907
      @roy6907 Год назад +1

      @@ferumcastrum4097 I gotta be real, in my BCT Company and our sister companies, only a single guy out of 700+ came even close to looking like that and would still be short 20 pounds of muscle.
      Everyone joins young and it takes along time to look like that.

    • @ferumcastrum4097
      @ferumcastrum4097 Год назад

      @@roy6907 Or steroids mind you. Unless he was crossfiter then I’d believe that he can be that big

  • @MizuSL0860
    @MizuSL0860 Год назад +438

    My guy needs 2 plate carriers just for his chest

    • @patthapon13807
      @patthapon13807 Год назад +15

      He needs no plate carrier. He IS the plate carrier.

    • @FPSacramento
      @FPSacramento 10 месяцев назад

      @@patthapon13807plate carrier wears him.

    • @princeCustos324
      @princeCustos324 10 месяцев назад +2

      Bro is the plate.

    • @BrikBeans
      @BrikBeans 10 месяцев назад

      That's actually a terrifying thought if your that guy in the trenches and you hear "medium or large" ☠️