I Listened to Tramp Stamps' EP So You Don't Have To
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- Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024
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Note: Sorry for accidentally saying duo at the start; yes there are still 3 Tramp Stamps.
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Tramp Stamps are literally the *we have punk at home* meme.
LMAO SO TRUE. THEY ARE SUCH FAKE F*CKS AND MY GOD YOU'RE SO RIGHT
they’re also the - what punk music sounds like to people who don’t like punk music - meme
That may be true but they will never replace mgk as my go to for that
Would argue it's more like "We have Punk at Target"
I see you everywhere
Tramp Stamps walked so Anthony could sit down.
But... He always sit down
Nah
@@fidellmo Never let the truth get in the way of a bad joke.
@YeaMan you literally have 0 videos.
This is wonderful
"we made this ep stone cold sober with help from writers and producers then said we made it our selves whilst drunk to look edgy"
All the actual edge of a racquetball
In a parallel universe:
No professional producer would use that much autotune and mix the drums that badly. It would of been better if they were industry plants, the record company would never of let them put a record out sounding like that
@@ryanwinterburn3394 the auto tune is the worst part, regardless of who made the decision it fucking annihilates any microscopic amount of credit and authenticity they could’ve had. Rough vocals are about as punk as it gets, Tramp Stamps could’ve at least kept them and sounded somewhat honest
@@AnnoyingOrange420 this
all I remember from them is Strange Aeons' video where she reads a Tumblr post that says
*"You're laughing. The Tramp Stamps got chased off Tumblr with Bug Ass and you're laughing."
honestly same
Strange Aeons is goated
Idk what this means but I'm laughing hysterically nonetheless.
Hehehehe bug ass
🐜🍑
Anthony calling TS a 'duo' got my hopes up that one of them left the group cos they were done with this bullshit lol
Nope, there's still three of them, unfortunately
Why do you even care? It doesn't matter if they have 2 members or 10 if you just don't pay attention to them. They're not that famous. The controversy surrounding them has way more attention than their music does or than they do as actual artists.
I doubt even 2% of the people watching this video ever had first-hand exposure to Tramp Stamps before hearing about the controversy. They're not on the radio, their music isn't in ads, they're not being shoved down anybody's throats. You have to seek them out in particular in order to hear their music.
@@Glaamdring someone's a sticky boy
@@Glaamdring y u mad?
@@Glaamdring Then why do you care? It doesn't matter to you if this person cares about this thing, just don't pay attention to them.
@@Carbine64 I'm a fan of Fantano and would probably watch this video regardless of the topic. I don't care either way about Tramp Stamps-I'm not over here wishing them out of existence.
My point is that, rather than taking pleasure in the failure and/or misery of others, if they haven't done anything to hurt anybody-it's not only easier but it's classier to just not give a shit.
wow this was so bad that simply a 0 or a NOT GOOD weren't enough, melon had to design a brand new way to tell us how much it sucks
Well this EP is a non-starter so it would get NOT GOOD at the most. But he may not even want to give this the time for a NOT GOOD review. Or maybe he will, who knows.
@@DDub04 starting to wonder if that godawful maroon 5 album is under that "not even gonna give it attention" section.
@@meso772 probably. Although, Fantano just teased on Twitter that the next review is gonna be a 0/10. So maybe he got around to it. Some people on the Reddit say it will be either Pop Smoke or Tones and I, though.
@@DDub04 oh wait really? Surely it’s Maroon 5 then, I’d think pop smoke is at least a 1
@@meso772 A 1 is basically a 0
lowkey forgot about them
and I was doing fine without them
Lucky you, i keep hurting myself with cringe by returning often to their music much like a masochist
we all did
I forgor 💀
And what a good time it was
tramp stamps is the band a child movie protagonist's annoying edgy older sister plays in
She’s not like other girls
Female Loded Diper
This is excruciatingly accurate.
@@AnnoyingOrange420 that's an insult to Löded Diper.
Freaky Friday
Who ever knew that a group called "Tramp Stamps" would feel so inauthentic.
What a twist. M Night Shyamalan would be so proud
i mean it all seems like an elaborate joke...
...surely...
@OgiMetalHead it’s okay bro it’s still pretty early. Give it some time
@OgiMetalHead You're nearly dead on but missing a key piece. He is better than Biden and it doesn't matter but that's because no president under a bipartisan system will be anything other than a figurehead. The president is basically just boiled down to personality, which JB has a much more sane and reasonable one than Trump
@OgiMetalHead I was just replying to your quote of "but he's better than Trump"
“we got drunk and made this ep” yeah cuz the clumsy song structures and lazy songwriting didn’t already give it away 🌝
it's not lazy it's authentic punk rock! hater🥕
@@plushgoat2357 🤣
@@plushgoat2357 lmao nice one
That statement and everything else about this act is what 15 year olds would think makes them seem cool.
“Authentic” punk rock is actually a pretty good listen though. This isn’t the case for this EP.
we've unlocked a new tier below "not good"
@theflyingjew even lower
-1
Idk man I think that light 0 was pretty brutal
Damn the biggest insult is melon didn’t even put this on his main channel lmao
The most cringe thing about that them is that they’re clearly in their mid to late 20s and they have more childish lyrics than Olivia Rodrigo who is literally a teenager who is doing the whole pop punk thing sooo much better.
Yeah.
Exactly, reminds me of the newest Blink-182 album or MGK's new album. 30-40 year olds singing about highschool and girl problems really takes out the authentic feel of good pop punk.
No they are in their 30s 😃
Tbf, that's because Rodrigo is actually good at writing lyrics
@@KristenZianourry2015 even worse
Honestly would've thought they gave up after being called out. At least they still putting stuff out so we can make fun of them. As if we didn't already have Tom MacDonald
On behalf of sensible Canadians, I sincerely apologize for Tom MacDonald.
@@deebeau5205 you’re okay bro, no need to apologize for that. everyone understands he’s a reject 💀💀
@@47halide He's Canadian, of course he has to apologize. It's in his DNA
Humongous W for folie a deux👏🏾👏🏾
Awesome profile pic
This is the closest I'll ever get to a Anthony Fantano/Strange Æons crossover, but I'll take it.
Now we just have to infuse Anthony's channel with bugass
@@michaelgrubber1135 🐛🍑
🐛 🍑
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But what you didn't know is that his real name is Anthony Fantano
i am so proud of zoomers and young millennials for being able to smell bullshit so easily even when it's directly pandering to them.
If you cant smell this you dont deserve to live
Damn keep this setup coming, very aesthetically pleasing.
@Saint idk I like the mess. It’s more honest.
bisexual lighting
giving e-boys a run for their money
@Saint sorry that was my fault. I insisted that melon and i do it rough on the desk. Forgot to tidy up afterwards because he almost literally fucked my brains out..
contrapoints theme unlocked
tramp stamps, you can't just scream 'I'm really uncomfortable with turning 40' for 18 minutes and call it an ep.
Well...there goes my next idea for an album
@YeaMan who’s Paige
that would probably be better though, at least it would be genuine
That actually sounds really cool tho.
“I MISS BEING YOUNG!!!!”: The EP
I still have yet to even listen to a second of any Tramp Stamps song, and I have no intentions of ever doing so. Thank you for taking one for the team, Trampthony Stamptano.
im upset that in all the reviews i have watched no one has mentioned the lyric "the way we shake our assy"
Holy shit I shuddered reading that
Jesus no tell me that's fake
They have such a way with words
@@CylindricalWhistle ironically the line before it is unironically something about being classy
Assy McGee reference in 2021?
so is this going to be like when they made a tumblr? it will be out there for 6 hours then they'll delete after people start saying "bug ass" and quoting the john green cock monologue at them?
one of tumblr's finest moments if i say so myself
Can someone explain what this is? I’ve never used tumblr a day in my life
@@elijahgavin6706 Alright!
So back in the day when you reblogged someone else's post you had the option to edit it because it was /technically/ your post. So when John Green posted some marketing thing, someone changed it to "I love cock. Cock is one of my favorite tastes. (insert variations on "i like cock" here)", which made our friend Johnny extremely annoyed. Haha funny joke.
Fast forward to the last few years; everyone thinks that tumblr is dead (despite "meme" makers still mining tumblr screenshots for content, which is annoying af), there's all of three emo kids on there, people are kind of just vibing and doing things, and desperately trying to avoid the 2013 tumblr brOKen reputation.
In come the Tramp Stamps, with lyrics like "Just a tumblr girl and a skater boy" and the Tramp Stamps..... charm we all know and love. Tumblr and Tiktok have a lot of overlap in several ways so when tiktok called them out the site was mildly amused as a whole, until they made an actual tumblr account. Immediately, they showed no understanding of how tumblr worked. At all. Think like, dad on instagram levels of incompetent, except that dad is trying to pass himself off as an Instagram model (you're welcome for that image). Then, they went even further, creating a fake fan blog called 1-800-miss-ur-guts that unapologetically photoshopped Tramp Stamps signs into Stonewall and was easy to identify as fake by the fact that the AO3 account they claimed to have did not exist. They had a lot more minor mishaps, and basically ended up getting spammed with tumblr in-jokes, including the cock speech. Somewhere along the lines, someone just spammed them with the words "bug ass" and people joined in on the fun. This all ended up with them deleting the blog, remaking at least three times, and having at least five sock accounts.
@@elijahgavin6706 Strange Æons has a great video about it.
Fully explaining it all
OH bug ass, my beloved
"Listening to music so I don't have to" is literally your job. Afterwards you give me my opinion of the album
lmaoo
So you literally just admitted that your opinion is that of someone else's and that you have a take on something before even listening to it. Doesn't this kind of sound like sheeple talk that Anthony has spoken out against?
@@upshitdownshit4200 What is a joke for 500
@@upshitdownshit4200 u really wasted all that time writing a response to a joke? That’s 5 minutes of your life ur never getting pal
@@TheOCS01E01DVDRipXvid is that a jeopardy joke, if yes, why do the contestants have to say it like that?
I am a professional audio engineer. I went and listened to a few of these songs about halfway through. Dude, you are spot on! There is no amateurish charm because I can assure you these songs have some VERY heavy-handed mixing. There is nothing authentic about any of it lol. It's overproduced and reeks of what A&R thinks people will like.
“Drunk white girl debauchery” is a better and more fitting name than Tramp Stamps
That actually sounds kinda metal lol
sounds like a death metal band.
Sooo when are you doing "I bought Cal's OnlyFans so you don't have to"?
never. you have to buy it. we all do. or they'll come for us.
@Draevon May fuck, they were 10 steps ahead the entire time. absolutely diabolical
Cal is the only person I would actually watch/ use only fans for.
THHHHHHIS ONLYFANNNNNNS AIN'T FREEEEEEEEEEE
Ha.. ha..
I’m pretty sure Rebecca Black didn’t even write “Friday,” so that weird guy who produced it and tried to make people pay to watch the video did a better job of appealing to a target audience than Tramp Stamps did.
General Tso's Vajayjay is my new pop punk band.
hell yea
General Tso What is a good song
Take it ez
@@nicholaslornadek8234 you better of pirated the song
Its Genital Tso's
Anthony while I appreciate you showing us your new "For Death Grips Only" tramp stamp for 12 minutes I must ask what it has to do with this EP
Wait, really?
I heard that he got MC Rides initials branded on his lower back.
@@Brokenscam so he has an MCR tattoo? That's a bad look 🤣
@@IllusionistBeatsOfficial yes, and apparently most people who have seen it thinks it stands for My chemical romance.
So funny I forgot to laugh
wow Anthony saying "General Tso's vajayjay" just gave me a great name for my new sellout faux feminist pop punk band
Honestly "Unholy Orgy' would be a good album title.
Thief!
Ooh lemme know when tickets roll out....
I like hanging out with you Anthony. : )
Tramp Stamps is like if you cloned Ashnikko 3 times, and each clone was less talented than the last.
👌
Controversial yet brave.
they're like 3 shitty walmart "punk" ashnikkos
finally someone said it
This really feels like a "romantic music nerd bf pov"
Thank you for giving me this perspective
He just can't do anything right
Laidback, sitting down Fantano with the purple is a fucking vibe
Fantano is always sitting down bro..... frankly I doubt he even has legs
i think its the lighting but i agree, feels almost more casual than his usual backdrop
He's been sitting down the entire time
Man on a contrapoints ting
@@gf6x3gkmfw38 "the mouthfeel of this album is distinctly suspect" -Antholie Wynntano
isn't "general tso's va-jay-jay" a kanye lyric
You shouldn't google that phrase
Loving this new season of Euphoria
How dare you compare them to this trash
@@soladamadrigal9412 I think it's a reference to Anthony's room lol
It’s 17 minutes long and they call it an EP and not an album- that’s how you know they aren’t punk
Yes, that would be short even for a punk album but no punk band is making EPs that long. That’s like 3 nervous breakdowns
@@ya9thelatinogringo well I mean it depends. Like a lot of early hardcore punk was short fast songs and an ep will be like 6 minutes lol but there was also a lot of punk bands at the time who made longer 2-4 min songs.
At this point they should do a collab with Tom MacDonald.
A rap battle
Tom has gone in a completely different direction nowadays
@@twistedwizard9100 really?? Explain
Honestly cant think of 2 other artists thriving off of pure hatred as much as tom macdonald and tramp stamps are
That would only bring them up and Tom down lol
Somebody on Facebook called me a sexist for saying they were an industry plant and I was completely floored by the irony
This band is a direct insult to feminism. If I was sexist, this would be the EP I'd use as an argument to prove women can't make punk music. It's fucking embarassing, they're the Amy Schumer of punk.
@@OsKarMike1306 Oh that's such a good comparison.
Is this comment AI generated?
That feel when your mate unironically adds a tramp stamps song to the collaborative Spotify playlist
F
Cut him off, no one will blame you
You need new friends.
Thank you Anthony for scarring your ears for us.
First I read the name of the video as "I've listened to Trump's EP so you don't have to" and got really confused
No cap, would anyone listen to a Trump ep?
@@christiancolon8748 Definitely, at least just out of pure curiosity
It’s called “We’re the Meatmen and You Suck”.
One tramp stamp is actually a trump supporter
@@thecoldglassofwatershow who cares?
that’s a true hero for ya
Nice pfp dude
Not all hero’s wear capes
Go foxes
Damn, Contrapoints looking bloated today
I like this comment
*"Hello guys and gals, me Fantano Anas."*
- SomeBusyInternetNerds, 2050
Holy FUCK
bisexual lighting
@@playingpossum9656 she is a lesbian, but the specific style of lighting used in the this video and a lot of her videos is often called bisexual lighting.
Well they're clearly not industry plants with that production.
This EP is so awful, the only positive thing I can is... its should be an inspiration for all independent musicians out there.
If this EP can exist, then there's a chance for anyone to put out something.
with the amount of streamlining in even the most basic DAW, literally someone who has no idea wtf they're doing could do better production wise. the production is intentionally that bad to be more "edgy" and "punk". go thru bandcamp for like 20min, you'll find actual kids in their bedroom recording to an ipad that sound better, because they're actually trying for a decent take. that's the point.
they're industry plants thru and thru. trying harder to be worse than artists who legitimately don't care.
@@tazmon122 Based Laura Palmer
The SoundCloud rappers from the high school I went to put out better music
I make video game music arrangements for fun on my shitty laptop and I thank the tramp stamps for making me feel better about my stupid music lol
More like "our dad's or uncles are in the industry so they amuse us with mixing our albums and paying for photoshoots" plants
Here I am, in my thirties, wondering why 20 something professional musicians are trying to appeal to teenagers by recording in a genre that was more popular in the early 2000s.
The most daring of genres: Narc Rock.
Is this the "weird alt rock" that Xan was talking about?
How'd he say "deeper cuts" w/out laugh? And the way he has to consult his notes "and i am snorting some adderall" is way funnier than it should be to me...
It’s already the worst EP of all time on Rateyourmusic. Good job team.
Lol
Thanks, daddy zucc
If a Tramp Stamps song reminds you of your significant other, consider breaking up
Step aside Brokencyde, there’s a new sheriff in town.
That is, and I mean this extremely seriously, a huge insult to Brokencyde, for multiple reasons.
Brokencyde sucks, but at least they were a real band
@@user-mh7db7ei1s exactly. Brokencyde were just dumb scene kids making crunkcore, which was actually also innovative - they were doing something originally awful (this is opinion) and genuinely doing it for fun and the love of music. Contrast this with the complete lack of any amount of authenticity surrounding Tramp Stamps, and the comparison falls completely flat.
@@kage6613 they pretty much started the trend of scenecore vocals in rap now
I just listened to this entire EP with the same morbid curiosity that I watched the Towers come down with
Tramp Stamps's punk aesthetic is equivalent to the "I'm so angry I made a sign!" meme.
pretty much a caricature of everything someone who thinks about "what the kids are into these days." I can only assume this band was created with the sole-purpose to muddy the image of punk.
Nah, it's about making money.
@formalino thats the trick, in america its always about the money 😊 (i wanna die)
Anthony I really liked this video, but revealing you were the person in the album cover it was something that took me by surprise!
Watched my best bro transform from a socialist chad to right wing reactionary upon hearing seconds of I’d Rather Die like a werewolf in the night
False. No such thing as a socialist chad.
@@baronvonbeandipsmells like insecurity in here
@@baronvonbeandip monogatari pfp detected opinion rejected
You know it's already a BAD EP if this isn't on the "needledrop" channel and didn't even give it a rating...
11:16
Tramp Stamps: When your punk needs to be as edgy as a basketball.
Instead of Holiday in Cambodia they've got a Timeshare in Myrtle Beach.
“Timeshare in Myrtle Beach” is fucking hilarious! Sounds like a great song/album.
Don’t diss on basketball!
Old White Guys Sitting In A Boardroom With A Pie Chart: The Band
Can’t believe this was all an elaborate set up for Melon to sit and talk about his own tramp stamp for 12 minutes smh.
Is this the music reviewer who ate a whole sleeve of melons and threw up on his mom's album?
Hey I thought the Dolphins 69ing was cute
@@quantumblauthor7300 is this the guy who died to Angelic 2 The Core live on his stream?
Review sling by clairo already. I need to know if i should hate it.
Yes
"Makes Tramp Stamps look worse."
Unless it's a video of them kicking puppies with a Hitler impersonator inside the capitol building on January 6th I didn't think that was possible.
MAGA Chuds: Based
Those things would make them way more punk than they are now
@@russellwest8767 kicking puppies is NOT punk
@@FerociousPaul u talkin maga cannibalistic humanoid underground dwellers or CHUDS from rick and morty
@@chromberries7329 yes it is lol thats what Descendants talk abt in their song Who We Are they litteraly talk abt having an orgy with hitler look alikes while kicking puppies
Great video. You should consider reviewing albums for a living.
He should've said "Hi everyone, Trampthony Stampthano"
You missed it melon, you missed it.
Pinkthony Roomtano is my favorite needleverse yet
if you guys want good modern punk bands, here’s a list of bands:
downside
1034
chemical x
gums
moss!
torso
dumb fucks
enemies
enemy
SMUT
plumber
NNN
surfbort
kuromi
niis
high ground
S.H.I.T
warthog
sial
amyl and the sniffers
Q
gag
sunami
Totally forgot about Surfbort till I read this
kiss me, i thank you
A group of old white men wrote this EP
I have no doubt about it.
i fell over when he sang "i'd rather die (i'd rather die)".
Damn Antnee, two 10s in one month you say?? Will definitely give this a listen
this set-up is so relaxing. it calmed me down from the anger i felt towards tramp stamps after i listened to the record before watching this.
Tramp Stamps walked so Anthony could legitimately harm himself while attempting to run away from their music.
*nobody - mitski* intensifies in the background
At least Friday had an aspect of being fun and charming even if it was terrible. It was just good wholesome fun, like listening to a choir of middle schoolers.
Tramp Stamps is more like the experience of getting screamed at by your drunk college roommate who’s never worked a day in her life.
"Baby's first anger at the world" lmaoooooo
“Drunk white girl debauchory” is my new favorite term
Coincidentally I just finished reading Colour Out of Space when this video came up in my notifications.
I don’t know, that lighting is giving me brief flashes of Nic Cage..
Love that movie you should try Mandy too it’s just as crazy.
@@izzozzi5353 Hey, good idea.
@@izzozzi5353 good taste
discuss: Anthony is right that Punk has a litmus test for realness, but what he doesn't mention is that punk's litmus test for realness has historically sucked ass and that is what has led us here
False.
As a former emo, I can say that the pop punk community is especially good at a few things: it's frequent idolization of really disgusting men, the unashamed and freely expressed love for dumb, cringey shit, and it's ability to sus out posers faster than you can say Enoby Dementia Dark'ness Raven Way
“Kelly, and Becky, and Andrea…”
“I can’t take you anywheeeere!”
Anthony is going in on them 😂
Damn Anthony, so you thought it was an instant classic? Okay...
Anthony gave 1000 gecs a 7 and still has to tell people he doesn’t mind autotune??
I really enjoy the lighting of the stream room, might be nice to use a warm spot on you to add some more depth, but otherwise this is some beautiful stuff
There's a heat rock in there somewhere
If anybody is unfortunate enough to know who dot dot curve are, this ep really reminded me of them…
when I saw they released an EP I was immediately looking forward to this video
Please make the lightening green and red to match the inside and outside of you.
Thank you for killing your ears for us mere mortals
Keep doing this style of video its chill and feels more personal
Very bold of Anthony to spell out the point of his reviews to us.
they literally all left their roots undyed when dying their hair on purpose
Given that they seem to be working through all the punk tropes and stereotypes, I'm looking forward to their straight edge phase
Tramp Stamps are basically "We're So Quirky" the Band
Love the lighting, it's very relaxing. hope anthony considers doing this setup for more formal reviews
I love this format. It feels so casual and comfortable.
Most of the time with music I dislike I at least can say I couldn’t do that myself, but with tramp stamps I know that without a doubt almost anyone could do a better job
Anthony sums up why I’ve grown to live hyper-pop:
“The familiarity endears me to it.”
The video quality is impeccable Anthony, digging the camera setup
I've seen numerous comments that sum it up perfectly: these guys sound like a rock band from a Disney show in 2003 trying to capitalize on Avril Lavigne's popularity
I stomached about 10 seconds and I now know what an all female Buckcherry would sound like.
Literally best project I’ve heard past 5 years. The future of music
"id rather die" is like a worse version of My Own Worst Enemy by Lit
That says a lot.
Thanks for everything you do, Melon