@@RedRoseSeptember22 I'm glad lol. If someone can bring themselves to do that they are going to degrade as a person more and more and just do it all the time for any little thing. Taking too long to decide, asking too many questions.
@@pineappleparty1624 I don’t know why people think if they are rude or ask for something that the kitchen will mess with their food. If I caught anyone doing that I would call the police myself. It’s just a gross thought, someone purposefully messing with a meal they paid for.
I've worked in restaurants and I can honestly say that I have never messed with anyone's food or drink, no matter how rude they were. I think people who do are despicable and need to get out of that line of work. Dealing with rude people helps build character, getting back at them destroys character.
I worked and managed quite a few restaurants. I may have joked about it a few times, but I told my employees if I ever caught them really doing it I would let them go. It is disgusting.
As a Manitoban, Zed, you're wrong about the pancakes and the hockey skates. We usually use our fish fillet knives. We bust out the skates only for special occasions
@@thetoadoftheturf7516 so you crafty Canucks made your own holiday, but then still took ours for your own! It's amazing how much you can get away with by just saying please and thank you a lot I guess! Haha.
That's my dad, whenever I got hit by a pitch. Hey it worked, by the time I was 12 or so I loved getting hit, I was like mini Craig Biggio. That's just a free base, thank you very much, I'll be taking 2nd next.
Not even joking. I’m in the US Army and we have said “bang bang” countless times to simulate real gunfire during training. We call it “Budget Cut Training!”
Brian Stelter- The only man more famous for a Mark Dice voiceover, than his own voice. Also the only man to look like hes 12 and 57 at the EXACT same time.Thats amazing, almost heroic if you ask me.
I don't know what came first.. But I truly think that the character George Costanza from Seinfeld is this guy .. nobody should let some that is that big of a idiot, loser like Brian Seltzer anywhere near a TV camera or a microphone ... He embodies the character of George Costanza ... Just trying to b******* is way in life...
Get real, guys; it's obvious that Stelter is an alien spy. Equally obvious that the original idea for Mr. Potato-Head came from someone who had observed one of his fellow aliens. I can see it now; the movie "Independence Day"...with the Earth being conquered by a bloodthirsty, interstellar army of Brian Stelters. Now THAT'S terrifying!
True story. My cousin, a fully grown adult, went on his first bird hunting trip with me and my father. We came across a covey and as the birds took flight my cousin started pumping out shotgun shells and yelling BOOM BOOM BOOM, but he wasn't pulling the trigger. Dad and I just fell on the ground laughing.
My dad was in the Danish army in the 60's to 70's and at the time the there was a problem with the safety mechanism they used on the barrel for the blanks, so they had exercises where they had to run around yelling bang at each other. He was not impressed.
As a bartender, absolutely never. I had the ability to say "you're cut off" that's much better. Someone being a super-ass, mouthing at one of us behind the bar, and then watching their pride melt into their shoes with 3 words with the knowledge you did it and they can do nothing about it, that's sweet revenge.
Hey Tyler. I'm an ex-bartender/barmaid. From a long time ago. This is how WE dealt with rude customers: Humor. We encouraged them to laugh with us. We didn't respond to the provocation. Most of the time, being kind and reasonable in response to the kind of behavior guaranteed to make you wish you were digging latrines instead, would have a positive effect. If that didn't work, failing everything else, the manager would step up and escort them out. We never stooped to the kind of stuff we are seeing on YT these days....
I never mess with people serving me food or drink...If they screw up my order, I say thanks and wish them a good day... Afterwards I bring out the voodoo doll, and using magical means so that their kid grow a third arm.....
Bartender for several years, I never cared how a customer acted, I always gave my best in service. Can't even think of more than a couple times customers were rude. People are mostly great 👍
Is anyone else in tears from laughing so hard at the Rough Day at work one with the plastic straps?!?!??! I work at a warehouse and I’m laughing so hard at this lol
Dude, I’ve cooked a thanksgiving meal many times throughout the year just because I felt like it. I started doing that a few years ago. You don’t have to do it only on thanksgiving. I love that I’m not the only one that thinks like that.
I taught my Speech class in college that Tshirt folding method. I told the teacher what my speech was on and she asked ‘you really think we don’t know how to fold shirts?’ I said ‘yes I believe none of you know how to fold a shirt’. I learned the method from Martha Stewart on a Conan episode. Got a big fat A
In my rural high school a guy in my speech class taught us how to skin a rabbit. I don’t know what grade he received but that was almost 40 years ago and I still remember it. I would have rather have learned how to fold a shirt.
Love target’s stuff but they support pseudoscience and crazy ideologies so Walmart is the only other option. I look for made in USA stuff all the time or things that aren’t made in China. Hard to find but they are there.
I believe this is called a , “Rick James.” moment. Stating why would they do this or I do that or this happens and then immediately admits that it is indeed exactly the case and what happened hoping they cause you to have a brain aneurysm.
Thank you, Tyler. I was reading the comments and came across one that thanked you for getting them through the lockdown and Life With Biden. I concur. I laugh constantly at your stuff. Thank you! - Mom of “Mostly Peaceful Memes”
I saw a man standing in a fishing boat while making pasta for the ceiling fan, he smiled and told me do you shave your socks with the clock or only once? -let’s go Brandon!
I've worked at many different restaurants over the years. Not only have I never messed with anyone's food like that, I've never witnessed anyone else do it. I think the worst thing I saw was a bun got dropped on the floor and get a quick brush before going back on the plate
Never mess with servers or cooks or your barbers, it's served me well. I knew a guy who (rumored) peed in the 5gal pickle bucket @ a fast food joint once, you know who you are.
Reminds me of a joke from the film "Night Patrol." Waiter comes up the patron with a plate of food. Patron: Hey! You wanna take your thumb off my steak? Waiter: What, you want me to drop it on the floor again?
Just in case you ever wondered, hoser means loser, meaning the losing team has to hose down the hockey rink after the game. Thank you for CC (Canadian content) in your uploads, lets go Brandon, and lets get Keystone pipeline going! 🇨🇦🇺🇲!
LOL! I grew up in California, though, I learned what “hoser” meant, at a young age - ‘cause my step-dad would always quote Bob and Doug McKenzie, from ‘Strange Brew.’
@@XOChristianaNicole and thank you very much as now I'm going to be at minimum searching streaming services for SB and most likely going and ordering it off Amazon. 😀
Worked as a waiter and a bartender for 4 years. I never messed with anyone's food. I know one dude that did and the staff had a mutiny against him. We don't want our food messed with and we wouldn't mess with yours. That's at the place I worked. Tik Tok seems to show other people don't have any moral compass.
It's the time it takes. This year I made Thanksgiving for two and it still took all day. However you cook the turkey takes forever, whether you bake it, fry it, spatchcock it, preparing it, possibly brining it, injecting it, seasoning it, etc etc etc takes a while. Then there's deviled eggs and I get fancy and add all kinds of stuff like peppers and bacon etc that takes time. Takes time to boil your potatoes to make mashed potatoes and gravy. You gotta do the home made giblet gravy. So you gotta cook up the hearts liver and gizzards and neck and boil your eggs for that too and use the drippings from the turkey but you wanna wait till you carve it, boil the carcass down into broth to use in that gravy. Your glazed carrots will take time if you cook them like I do and I made french onion soup for a green bean casserole that used that and panko bread crumbs instead of the super greasy salty processed fried onions on top with guyere parmesan and asiago cheeses. It was good a.f. but I don't wanna do that shit but once a year. I cook every day and enough of what I cook is already time consuming pupusas, tamales, stocks and stews, smoked meats, sauces, salsas, chutneys, rues, breads, fermented veggies and beverages, vinegars, cheeses, etc etc etc. I grow what herbs and vegetables I can year round as well and watch too much you tube and there's only be so much time in a day
18:00 ZED: "That's what those pockets are for! I finally realized it! I never knew it!" Me: Haven't you ever seen Napoleon Dynamite? "Gimme some of your tots!"
I one time bought a 15 pack of beer to bring to a nhl game . To fool security I put it in my back pack and under my jacket. And simply brought a Cain and walked with a hunch. Walked right in
The golden rule I live by when serving is make everything accordingly to all and for the best customers make everything spectacular. Bigger serving, extra toppings no charge, ask them their preference on how it's made, etc. The world is already shitty enough. Instead of making things worse we should reward those who deserve it. That's my philosophy anyways.
@@nibba1234 well yeah lol the owner of that restaurant decides the portions and topping size based on trying to make money.....but by all means give away food you didn't purchase so you can get a bigger tip. 😉
@@halfassranch8363 lol. It has nothing to do with being tipped. My job banned tips being allowed. It's considered soliciting. I don't think 2 cents is gonna matter to an owner who makes billions and throws aways hundreds of thousands each month. That 2 cents that I'm giving extra goes to nice people who have a genuine attitude about life. And that's once in a blue moon considering most people are assholes. I know how a business works. We throw away thousands a week because of customers changing their minds. Waste is planned in the budget. I don't expect people to understand where I come from. I am always willing to go the extra mile for anybody who is deserving. As for the rest, I will have a mutual respect for until you piss me off. Then you just become dust in the wind.
Wanted to respond to the restaurant people messing with people’s food. Worked in the industry since I was able to work. I see it as a golden rule. You NEVER fuck with someone’s food. Even if they are a dick. You’re there to represent the company, people who would do something like that should be fired immediately. Keep your emotions in check.
I waited tables through HS and college. I can't say I ever messed with a customer's food but I did some sketchy things to my own food in the fridge when roommates wouldn't quit stealing it.
Thank you for all you do Tyler! I know I can always count on you for a laugh. I am a HUGE animal lover, especially dogs, and that pug in the tub crying for help had me LMAO! That was next level hysterical!!!!!
I did fine until the "obscene Santa" video! I have not laughed that hard in years. Will see if I can find something close to it so my wife won't allow me to put up the lights ever again! Thank-you for that gem!
@13:05 He didn't include to part about getting beaten to death, so you're being asked to take whatever beating a mob gives you until they get to wanting to kill you. Then you can use deadly force-as if by that time you're conscious enough to be able to do anything! Totally separated from reality.
Exactly- The problem is trying to figure out if someone just wants to “beat you up” or beat you to death. No Marquess of Queensberry rules in a street fight. One must also question the sanity of attacking someone holding but not pointing a gun with a skateboard
worked in the food industry for many years and never even thought of being so nasty... the closest I ever came to being a part of anything that even resembled that was this girl that ordered hot wings and went on and on and on about how hot she wanted them and the cook just totally overloaded it with hot sauce and then she complained hahaha the cook was just trying to give her what she asked for got to be careful what you ask for hahaha
Yea I worked fast food for quite a while and I would never think of messing with anyone's food, despite how unbelievably awful a large portion of the customers were. I dunno, maybe I'm just dumb, but it was a point of pride for me. As for my coworkers through the years, can't say they all had the same level of integrity....
Worst I ever done was to put my thumb on a customer's T-bone when I took it to him. In my defense, I just did it to ensure it didn't fall off his plate... Again.
I wonder how many people are gonna actually post that they have done something like that. Nothing like admitting to committing biological terrorism in a RUclips comment section
I can remember basic training in New Zealand and we would yell “bullets…bullets…bullets” to simulate firing. I can also clearly remember being the wocka-wocka guy for heli drills. That was the guy who would sit on a chair on a desk, swinging your toggle rope around above your head yelling “wocka-wocka” to simulate the Huey blade thumping
@@kittentacticalwarfare1140 Predator is my all time favorite. In AVP it showed just how badazz they are. Arnold and Jesse the Body rocked original Predator. "Ain't got time to bleed" best quote from Jesse.
@@theycallmeboopa2595 same! Last figure got was The Alpha Predator (we urgently need a movie about Kaail!) And currently waiting for The Alien Red Queen Mother! Ever since saw the first movie as a child became fixed on how cool the Preds are and OFC no one will topple Arnie as the best Predkiller. Unironically playing Predator: Hunting Grounds RN lul
Sealing the capri sun would be perfect for cruise ships. Anyone that has been on a cruise knows they are super duper ultra determined to find and take your booze.
For anyone thinking they'll smuggle clear booze in water bottles let me save you some time and money. They tip them in all directions and can tell it is liquor by the bubbles it makes when you get back on the ship from whatever country you're in. This would work the best imo. Just fill all pouches with 100% liquor. 151 rum or whatever to make it last. And make sure you seal the box back up to make it look like it was never opened. Save yourself they ridiculous fees they charge for drinks on the ship.
My brother was robbed on his first cruise. People working on the ship were like " *try* this drink we have today". There was no trying. Liking and keeping it or giving it back you were billed for it.
As someone that worked in bars for a decade when I was younger, the worst I did was short pour or for a couple of stupid drunk idiots, didn't put any booze in their mixed drink.
“Why aren’t we having Thanksgiving dinner more than once a year?” Because I’m not going to spend that much time in the kitchen cooking every *bleep*ing day/week/month!
Is it common for one person to cook most everything? My family designates each person with something to cook and bring. Maybe I'm just lucky to have a lot of cooks in my family.
@@GrimmPoetics Sunday dinner isn’t the same as Thanksgiving and Christmas dinner. Sunday dinner may be a chicken or a ham, rolls, two or three sides and a dessert. Holiday dinners with my family was a turkey and a ham and a chicken. If the military members were going to be home then add a pork loin and possibly a goose. Then rolls, corn bread and biscuits. Green beans, sweet potatoes, black eyed peas, carrots, mashed potatoes, Ah gratin potatoes, Mac and cheese (for the kiddo), fried okra if you were able to find okra in the produce section. Desserts were million dollar pie, pecan pie, lemon ice box, pumpkin pie, chocolate cake, maybe a banana pudding and fudge. Oh. And dressing and deviled eggs. Forget those and you’re out of the will. That’s just the basics. Anything over and beyond all that was brought by others. Nope. Not doing that every Sunday.
I can relate to the part about the Internet. I cannot afford WIFI so I go to McDs also. I cannot sit in the parking lot, must go inside because my computer battery is dead; had to wait months and months until they opened. The prices there just went up twice in a couple of weeks. Thanks for that, too, Joe!!!!!
@@kj7792 I don't have to now but I did this about 12 years ago. I was there so often the Night shift manager offered me a job there. As far as your coffee shop, if you do it right you can get a meal for under $5.00 and a bottomless Coke is $1.00. good luck getting out of the local coffee shop/Starbucks for that.
Actually Best Buy has been robbed so many times this year it is negatively effecting their bottom line. The loss is beyond what the company budgeted for. Being their HQ is here in the Twin Cities, you’d think they’d get a clue.
@@lindamichigan5471 didnt a predominately Jewish group of producers just make a Christmas movie named Santa Inc. that shits all over a Christian holiday? Think you meant anti-Christ, as Jews are already a protected class next to LGBTQ. Next!
F Best Buy. Bought 2 products there with the extended warranty and still can't return shit until you call headquarters. I haven't bought anything from best buy in about 10 yrs. My dad literally just ran into the same problem. As soon as he said "just bought a t.v. from Best Buy", I said how I would never buy anything from there. Then as he told me what happened I said that's why. On a side not. This was about 10 yrs ago. I never did black Friday. My wife calls and says there is a t.v. for 800 some dollars(at Walmart). Said I'll be there to pick it up. Now at this time I did like Best buy. Only had 1 issue at this time with them. I only went there to see how much the same t.v. was going for. I was looking at t.v's just weeks prior. Best Buy wanted 2,000 for the same damn t.v.
Not going to lie back in my teenage years I personally could never do that to anyone's food/drink because you never know if it's for a child, but I've watched many of coworkers do some very nasty things to very rude and nasty people, even working at a very high end restaurant. My theory is never degrade the people making your food. Edit: Actually in my state ( Massachusetts) we didn't see kids sitting at any fast food chains because the schools not only provided laptops (Chromebooks) and a free hot spot that the school supplied and Comcast/Verizon donated the free wifi.
I try to be as nice as possible to any serving staff, even if they are not so nice to me. Heard too many horror stories to chance it, who knows what you might end up eating.
Yeah. Bullshit Brandon strikes again. It's possible a few kids had such issues but not enough to justify the snow job. Wonder where the money will really go?
What makes me mad about that whole concept is you mess up the wrong table's food and an innocent person has to eat food off the floor they paid for..It's a POS thing to do no matter what. If a customer is bad, just kick them out. It's also cowardly and petty, honestly. I'm saying this as a good customer and good tipper...
"End of quote" is a step forward for Brandon. Usually he claims other people's quotes as his own
I was a bartender and I've seen some crazy revenge stuff. I, personally have NEVER stooped that low no matter how annoying a customer was
Thank you poisoning someone or risking going to jail over a rude customer ain't worth it.
🙏🏼 thank you.
Better left as a fantasy, because in a fantasy you can do what you please and never get caught.
Despite my hate for some customers when I was bartending, I would never mess with food or drink. That’s just vile.
It's also illegal and grounds for arrest.
@@RedRoseSeptember22 I'm glad lol. If someone can bring themselves to do that they are going to degrade as a person more and more and just do it all the time for any little thing. Taking too long to decide, asking too many questions.
@@pineappleparty1624 I don’t know why people think if they are rude or ask for something that the kitchen will mess with their food. If I caught anyone doing that I would call the police myself. It’s just a gross thought, someone purposefully messing with a meal they paid for.
@@boomboombilly342 yeah.
I've worked in restaurants and I can honestly say that I have never messed with anyone's food or drink, no matter how rude they were. I think people who do are despicable and need to get out of that line of work. Dealing with rude people helps build character, getting back at them destroys character.
I worked and managed quite a few restaurants. I may have joked about it a few times, but I told my employees if I ever caught them really doing it I would let them go. It is disgusting.
Isnt it a felony to fuk wit the food?
@@nicksancho5708 If it isn't, it should be.
@@nicksancho5708 Just because it's a crime, doesn't mean people don't do.
Agreed
Brian Stetler is a living, breathing meme. The boy that puberty forgot but male pattern baldness didn't
The carpet matches the drapes!
😂 he was Born with that hairline...hahahahahaha
Lmao 🤣 savage
Ouch.
🤣
As a Manitoban, Zed, you're wrong about the pancakes and the hockey skates. We usually use our fish fillet knives. We bust out the skates only for special occasions
Boxing Day, or whatever it is you Northern heathens call Christmas!?
Much love from a Michigander!
Boxing day is the 26th, we still have Christmas on the 25th lol
@@thetoadoftheturf7516 so you crafty Canucks made your own holiday, but then still took ours for your own!
It's amazing how much you can get away with by just saying please and thank you a lot I guess! Haha.
Nah, pancakes are pretty soft. I would just use an old Sher-Wood. You’re going to dull your blades scraping on the plate, eh?
@@mgtowdadRUclipsSucksCoxks I don’t think Christmas is a United States holiday though 😂
I love the coach shouting "Walk it off!!!" after a direct hit to the face.
*walks right into goal post from seeing spots*
Coach again: Walk it off!
😂
That's my dad, whenever I got hit by a pitch. Hey it worked, by the time I was 12 or so I loved getting hit, I was like mini Craig Biggio. That's just a free base, thank you very much, I'll be taking 2nd next.
i liked who got hit lol
The liberals will say the Kicker was a Racist
@@markzuckergecko621 that all DADs Taylor will do it to ZED JR
Not even joking. I’m in the US Army and we have said “bang bang” countless times to simulate real gunfire during training. We call it “Budget Cut Training!”
Someone should put "let's go Brandon" in his script, he'll definitely read it.
This would be fantastic!
😂😂😂😂😂
Dear Santa
Please make this happen it's all I want for Xmas
That would be the best christmas present
That would be epic.
Brian Stelter- The only man more famous for a Mark Dice voiceover, than his own voice.
Also the only man to look like hes 12 and 57 at the EXACT same time.Thats amazing, almost heroic if you ask me.
stunning and brave
I don't know what came first.. But I truly think that the character George Costanza from Seinfeld is this guy .. nobody should let some that is that big of a idiot, loser like Brian Seltzer anywhere near a TV camera or a microphone ... He embodies the character of George Costanza ... Just trying to b******* is way in life...
I always thought Brian Stelter looked like what would happen if Andy Bernard from the Office went bald and finally got a TV show of his own.
Omgawd ur right
Get real, guys; it's obvious that Stelter is an alien spy. Equally obvious that the original idea for Mr. Potato-Head came from someone who had observed one of his fellow aliens. I can see it now; the movie "Independence Day"...with the Earth being conquered by a bloodthirsty, interstellar army of Brian Stelters. Now THAT'S terrifying!
As someone who grew up without internet I never went to McDonald's for Wi-Fi, I went to the library like a normal person.
Right? Makes you wonder why none of these idiots go to libraries lol.
@@RedRoseSeptember22 cuz I can't get a quarter pounder with cheese at the library.
I used to park outside of a hotel with open wifi, when I moved, and didn't have service set up at my new place!
I'm sure Brandon thinks that in addition to lacking ID's and internet access, black people also cannot read.
@@austinveno6743 you eat a quarter pounder every time you use the internet.......there's your money to pay for your own internet right there.
Uncle Joe never disappoints to make me laugh out loud and die on the inside at the same time.
Same...but more on the dying side.
True story. My cousin, a fully grown adult, went on his first bird hunting trip with me and my father. We came across a covey and as the birds took flight my cousin started pumping out shotgun shells and yelling BOOM BOOM BOOM, but he wasn't pulling the trigger. Dad and I just fell on the ground laughing.
My dad was in the Danish army in the 60's to 70's and at the time the there was a problem with the safety mechanism they used on the barrel for the blanks, so they had exercises where they had to run around yelling bang at each other. He was not impressed.
OH. MY. GOD!!
Brilliant story! 😂
@@nt78stonewobble And yours 😂
I think you're cousin is a comedian genius
Tyler, bro. I just want to say that you've brought a lot of joy to my life during a very difficult time for me. Please never stop. I love your videos!
Ditto 🙂
Gay
Andrew go give brother a bjj.
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As a bartender, absolutely never. I had the ability to say "you're cut off" that's much better. Someone being a super-ass, mouthing at one of us behind the bar, and then watching their pride melt into their shoes with 3 words with the knowledge you did it and they can do nothing about it, that's sweet revenge.
Omg....the dog, saying "help" cracked me up!! Then Tyler's reaction made me LOL that much harder at it!! 😂
I think that video is fake sounds to much like a humans voice especially the last two you can cleary hear anounceation .
Trump was the Gordon Ramsay of the White House. Let’s bring Trump back!
Let's go Brandon⚜️🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
F**k Joe Biden !
Hey Tyler. I'm an ex-bartender/barmaid. From a long time ago. This is how WE dealt with rude customers:
Humor. We encouraged them to laugh with us. We didn't respond to the provocation. Most of the time, being kind and reasonable in response to the kind of behavior guaranteed to make you wish you were digging latrines instead, would have a positive effect. If that didn't work, failing everything else, the manager would step up and escort them out. We never stooped to the kind of stuff we are seeing on YT these days....
Thank you. I wouldn't disrespect a bartender, it's a hard job, but I'm glad that honorable people like you are doing it.
That is really enlightening of you. You defeat them by playing on a higher level.
I never mess with people serving me food or drink...If they screw up my order, I say thanks and wish them a good day... Afterwards I bring out the voodoo doll, and using magical means so that their kid grow a third arm.....
So you'd pretend to do something like that to a rude customer (doing something like that, but not actually giving it to them)?
@@OrpheuAqueronte defeating them on a higher level would be to not even pretend to do that, just dust it off your shoulder and continue with the day.
Bartender for several years, I never cared how a customer acted, I always gave my best in service. Can't even think of more than a couple times customers were rude. People are mostly great 👍
You're a good man.👍
Every employee should be like that! Thank you.
Is anyone else in tears from laughing so hard at the Rough Day at work one with the plastic straps?!?!??! I work at a warehouse and I’m laughing so hard at this lol
Im ded AF
It’s obviously fake.
the pug crying for help in the bathtub just slayed me! I definitely lost, thank goodness there wasn't a punishment!
The double shot with the soccer ball was great but the best part was the father yelling "walk it off" My type of parenting.
what is funny is the black girl saw it coming
My line to my kids is "rub some dirt in it!"
That’s brotherly love right there, me and my brother are only a year and a half a part and we still do this stuff to each other 40 years later lol 😂
Never grow-up.😂
I went to comments after that first clip and saw “that’s brotherly love right there…” hahaha
The obscene Santa killed me. That’s something my dad would do! 🤣🤣🤣
Dude, I’ve cooked a thanksgiving meal many times throughout the year just because I felt like it. I started doing that a few years ago. You don’t have to do it only on thanksgiving. I love that I’m not the only one that thinks like that.
TG dinner one week, supreme pizza WITH pineapple the next, life am good! lolol
Me too
Same!
I taught my Speech class in college that Tshirt folding method. I told the teacher what my speech was on and she asked ‘you really think we don’t know how to fold shirts?’ I said ‘yes I believe none of you know how to fold a shirt’.
I learned the method from Martha Stewart on a Conan episode.
Got a big fat A
In my rural high school a guy in my speech class taught us how to skin a rabbit. I don’t know what grade he received but that was almost 40 years ago and I still remember it. I would have rather have learned how to fold a shirt.
@@mrswjr4061 Me too! 😂😂😂 that's funny.
12:15 Tyler: "Why doesn't this happen at Target?"
THE answer: Because Target is 50 cents more expensive than Walmart.
Amazing how much class .50 will buy
Really? Thanks, I'll keep that in mind next time hubby mentions there not being a Target near us lol.
Was 50 cents more expensive (at least in my area).
Love target’s stuff but they support pseudoscience and crazy ideologies so Walmart is the only other option. I look for made in USA stuff all the time or things that aren’t made in China. Hard to find but they are there.
@@cipher1167 Looking for stuff in Walmart that wasn't made in China. Better off looking for a Unicorn.
Tyler - you need to bring back the “you have o-FENDED me!” lady at the salon as an outro. 😂😂😂
Joe Brandon wants store shelves to be as empty as his rallies
And empty as the inside of his head 🗣️
First name is Go
First name is lesco
dont they know, they first to die in a revolution is the rich
'Why was he chasing him'?
*"Probably to beat him up"*
Couldn't stop laughing at that one. You can't make this up!!
I believe this is called a , “Rick James.” moment. Stating why would they do this or I do that or this happens and then immediately admits that it is indeed exactly the case and what happened hoping they cause you to have a brain aneurysm.
@@Lachdanun cocaine is a hell of a drug.
That pug calling for help has perfect comedic timing lmao
Hey Tyler. Who makes the wooden flag behind you? I want to purchase one for my husband. Love your show and podcast!! Thanks.
@@marley5116 Thank you
I love watching Tyler. If he gets demonetized, I don’t have to deal with ads. But if there are ads, that means Tyler is getting paid which I hope for
No ads here bruh
Never mind. Just got one. Awesome
I thought RUclips can put ads on your video although you're not monetized. They changed the rules or something this year, if I remember correctly
2 ads in the start ..youtube dgaf lol
4 ads now by min 7 of the video smh
I laughed out loud at work with the "neighbors dog is pregnant" one
I only laughed out loud for the ant. 😉
That guy straight up home-aloned his wife 😂😂😂
Was he trying to get murdered in his sleep? Because that's how to go about it...
@@pietrm1 fact
Why is he still married? 😲
Yeah. How to give your wife a crippling back injury for life
Looked fake as fuck to me
Thank you, Tyler. I was reading the comments and came across one that thanked you for getting them through the lockdown and Life With Biden. I concur. I laugh constantly at your stuff. Thank you!
- Mom of “Mostly Peaceful Memes”
It only took Slo Joe 4 tries but he was finally able to have a complete thought.
You're giving him too much credit.
Pretty sad. Let that man in the nursing home already.
4 tries and a lot of children hair.
He wasn’t wrong though.
@@parisite99
Sure
The pug yelping for "help" from a bath got me. Lol 😆
the one right before that got me
I saw a man standing in a fishing boat while making pasta for the ceiling fan, he smiled and told me do you shave your socks with the clock or only once?
-let’s go Brandon!
Do you walk to work or take your lunch.
Cmon man. You one horse pony
@@cornpop9262 ....you a baaad dude!
And the democrats would applaud this. SMH
Love your channel Z!.. end of quote.
I definitely lost. The Malian army part got me laughing so hard, for so long. My poor cheeks hurt so much from all of the laughing and smiling.
Sadly this happens in the US too...called "dry run" in the infantry
Dutch army has to do this too because of ammo shortage. They have to shout "pang pang".
It reminds me of the Zambian Space Program.
But in this case it looks like they have the tools that it takes.
Bring back hand to hand combat and sword fighting!
Pew pew 🙄😏😔
I think I laughed more for this episode than any other. Had tears in my eyes
This was a good Juan.
Hahaha yeah me too! I lost it at the soldiers making fake gun sounds. And the bath time pug going “halp!” 😂
I've worked at many different restaurants over the years. Not only have I never messed with anyone's food like that, I've never witnessed anyone else do it. I think the worst thing I saw was a bun got dropped on the floor and get a quick brush before going back on the plate
Good to read so many contributors with a good attitude :)
Never mess with servers or cooks or your barbers, it's served me well. I knew a guy who (rumored) peed in the 5gal pickle bucket @ a fast food joint once, you know who you are.
Reminds me of a joke from the film "Night Patrol." Waiter comes up the patron with a plate of food.
Patron: Hey! You wanna take your thumb off my steak?
Waiter: What, you want me to drop it on the floor again?
That's good, but at the sametime that's not really a good idea to do.
That fold-down xmas tree was awesome, want one of those. That golf-putt was also great, kudos to that guy for keeping his composure.
I don’t know who’s thanksgiving you are eating that is “not THAT good.” Maybe you should come to our house next year 😉
Ma'am.............
What time is dinner?
*looks at hungryman box by trash*
I coming next year... what time u want us there?
Right? Always gotta have leftovers ^_^
Just in case you ever wondered, hoser means loser, meaning the losing team has to hose down the hockey rink after the game.
Thank you for CC (Canadian content) in your uploads, lets go Brandon, and lets get Keystone pipeline going!
🇨🇦🇺🇲!
huh! Ty for the info!
LOL! I grew up in California, though, I learned what “hoser” meant, at a young age - ‘cause my step-dad would always quote Bob and Doug McKenzie, from ‘Strange Brew.’
@@XOChristianaNicole 💯👍🤣
@@XOChristianaNicole and thank you very much as now I'm going to be at minimum searching streaming services for SB and most likely going and ordering it off Amazon. 😀
I learned something new, thanks!
“Walk it off.” As the kid is laying on the ground. Dang it, I laughed and lost!
I did too. I was surprised the fans weren't laughing as well. That was hilarious.
Worked as a waiter and a bartender for 4 years. I never messed with anyone's food. I know one dude that did and the staff had a mutiny against him. We don't want our food messed with and we wouldn't mess with yours. That's at the place I worked. Tik Tok seems to show other people don't have any moral compass.
Who could afford TG dinner more than once a year in Brandon's world !
Brandon
@@MrZoolook 😂😂right. Yet the gas going up by more than 3 dollars a gallon is just “a right wing talking point.”
It's the time it takes. This year I made Thanksgiving for two and it still took all day. However you cook the turkey takes forever, whether you bake it, fry it, spatchcock it, preparing it, possibly brining it, injecting it, seasoning it, etc etc etc takes a while. Then there's deviled eggs and I get fancy and add all kinds of stuff like peppers and bacon etc that takes time. Takes time to boil your potatoes to make mashed potatoes and gravy.
You gotta do the home made giblet gravy. So you gotta cook up the hearts liver and gizzards and neck and boil your eggs for that too and use the drippings from the turkey but you wanna wait till you carve it, boil the carcass down into broth to use in that gravy. Your glazed carrots will take time if you cook them like I do and I made french onion soup for a green bean casserole that used that and panko bread crumbs instead of the super greasy salty processed fried onions on top with guyere parmesan and asiago cheeses.
It was good a.f. but I don't wanna do that shit but once a year. I cook every day and enough of what I cook is already time consuming pupusas, tamales, stocks and stews, smoked meats, sauces, salsas, chutneys, rues, breads, fermented veggies and beverages, vinegars, cheeses, etc etc etc. I grow what herbs and vegetables I can year round as well and watch too much you tube and there's only be so much time in a day
Right? This Christmas will probably be the most expensive in history as well.
@@teekotrain6845 Eww I'd never do giblet gravy, just plain turkey gravy is fine for me. The kind you just use the drippings for.
That couple buying the small, silver Christmas tree.... Now that was funny!! Love your fine work, Mr. Zed.
they almost got Mr Zee Tree
THAT was Taylor Parent that is tree Behind HIm
These are the only challenges I look forward to failing, I laugh and lose all the time.
Ps. I love how you keep putting more ending clips on there. :)
Thank God there was no punishment... I laughed. Several times. Thank you for a great start to my weekend!
18:00 ZED: "That's what those pockets are for! I finally realized it! I never knew it!"
Me: Haven't you ever seen Napoleon Dynamite? "Gimme some of your tots!"
No go find your own
Pedro for president.
@@spudtaterson6281 I'll vote for whoever I want to! Gosh!
i wear cargo pants to work so i can hide food in them
Yessss!!
The more Joe has to re - quote it , it gets a little more coherent . Kind of reminds me of teaching my daughter too walk .
But at least your daughter will be able to run after a few weeks/months. Brandon is only going to get slower and less coherent.
@@beakytzw Very well said.
Don’t teach her to much grammar.
@@cincinnatislider too much too tell too when how? Too?
I like your profile picture XD
That pug video is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen. I couldn't stop laughing.
Thank god its Thursday bc i lost my ass off on this one! 🤣🤣🤣
The neighbor dog is pregnant reaction... HILARIOUS!
The Capri-Sun idea is next level Big Brain Time!!
I one time bought a 15 pack of beer to bring to a nhl game . To fool security I put it in my back pack and under my jacket. And simply brought a Cain and walked with a hunch. Walked right in
The golden rule I live by when serving is make everything accordingly to all and for the best customers make everything spectacular. Bigger serving, extra toppings no charge, ask them their preference on how it's made, etc. The world is already shitty enough. Instead of making things worse we should reward those who deserve it. That's my philosophy anyways.
Hope it's your own food you're giving away with them extra portions and toppings.....
@@halfassranch8363 should it be?
@@nibba1234 well yeah lol the owner of that restaurant decides the portions and topping size based on trying to make money.....but by all means give away food you didn't purchase so you can get a bigger tip. 😉
@@halfassranch8363 lol. It has nothing to do with being tipped. My job banned tips being allowed. It's considered soliciting. I don't think 2 cents is gonna matter to an owner who makes billions and throws aways hundreds of thousands each month. That 2 cents that I'm giving extra goes to nice people who have a genuine attitude about life. And that's once in a blue moon considering most people are assholes. I know how a business works. We throw away thousands a week because of customers changing their minds. Waste is planned in the budget. I don't expect people to understand where I come from. I am always willing to go the extra mile for anybody who is deserving. As for the rest, I will have a mutual respect for until you piss me off. Then you just become dust in the wind.
@@nibba1234 oh yeah I forgot Canada's oppressive treatment of wait staff. And you work for a billion dollar a year restaurant......highly doubtful
The shirt trick came out years ago but I'd forgotten it. Thanks for the refresh.
Brandon is freaking obsessed with the Macdonald’s parking lot!.
It's where he gets his cheese pizzas from.
He likes kids who smell like French fries.
Love the channel Zed. G'day from Perth western Australia mate
Never messed with someone's food or drink. The mom stare gets my point across just fine.
OMG!
I was laughing and in tears! 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
Great video.
✌🏻💜😇
Wanted to respond to the restaurant people messing with people’s food. Worked in the industry since I was able to work. I see it as a golden rule. You NEVER fuck with someone’s food. Even if they are a dick. You’re there to represent the company, people who would do something like that should be fired immediately. Keep your emotions in check.
I waited tables through HS and college. I can't say I ever messed with a customer's food but I did some sketchy things to my own food in the fridge when roommates wouldn't quit stealing it.
Well deserved
Joe, if they kept the schools open like they should have done, they could do the work at school. Don't bend over for the teacher's unions.
Exactly my thought.
Tyler this video was hilarious. Thank you!
Thank you for all you do Tyler! I know I can always count on you for a laugh. I am a HUGE animal lover, especially dogs, and that pug in the tub crying for help had me LMAO! That was next level hysterical!!!!!
for me was the cat saying "nope no dog" :P
I did fine until the "obscene Santa" video! I have not laughed that hard in years. Will see if I can find something close to it so my wife won't allow me to put up the lights ever again! Thank-you for that gem!
INR!!...want one!
I totally lost! The pregnant dog killed me! I am glad I watched this today! Tyler you never disappoint!
Laughed bunches. Thanks again.
Tyler I’m sorry to tell you but we changed our province name from Manitoba to Peopletoba… it’s more inclusive! 😂
@13:05 He didn't include to part about getting beaten to death, so you're being asked to take whatever beating a mob gives you until they get to wanting to kill you. Then you can use deadly force-as if by that time you're conscious enough to be able to do anything! Totally separated from reality.
Exactly- The problem is trying to figure out if someone just wants to “beat you up” or beat you to death. No Marquess of Queensberry rules in a street fight.
One must also question the sanity of attacking someone holding but not pointing a gun with a skateboard
@@kevinv3082 That isn’t the problem, the problem is the suggestion that you should submit to your attackers at all.
Coming from a guy who's brother murders helpless elderly. Just take a mostly peaceful beating
@@orppranator5230 no disagreement here
worked in the food industry for many years and never even thought of being so nasty... the closest I ever came to being a part of anything that even resembled that was this girl that ordered hot wings and went on and on and on about how hot she wanted them and the cook just totally overloaded it with hot sauce and then she complained hahaha the cook was just trying to give her what she asked for got to be careful what you ask for hahaha
Yea I worked fast food for quite a while and I would never think of messing with anyone's food, despite how unbelievably awful a large portion of the customers were. I dunno, maybe I'm just dumb, but it was a point of pride for me. As for my coworkers through the years, can't say they all had the same level of integrity....
Worst I ever done was to put my thumb on a customer's T-bone when I took it to him.
In my defense, I just did it to ensure it didn't fall off his plate...
Again.
I wonder how many people are gonna actually post that they have done something like that. Nothing like admitting to committing biological terrorism in a RUclips comment section
@@JayG724 if there was a left wing channel with mostly leftist viewers, they would be. Those psychos are proud of all the terrible shit they've done.
@@ZA_Troglodyte i hope somebody does the same to your food.
School bus kid was the best!😂😂😂
I said it once before, this was the best. Tyler, you and Sdeve do wonderful things on the videos!
Agree. Belly laughed today. You guys are savage. ✌💗💡😀 TEXAS
I was thinking I was in some altered state because I rarely laugh out loud at these, but today I was rolling. Credit where it's due, right!
Me and my wife love watching your videos, wish they were longer sometimes, let's go Brandon!!!
They should replace every period with "full stop" just to hear him say it. That'd be hilarious.
$Wish
Did I laugh? Like a damned hyena. Absolute gold today Tyler.
I love the grab goes: " YOU DARE TO SEASON ME!" grabs his finger to fight him properly.
I can remember basic training in New Zealand and we would yell “bullets…bullets…bullets” to simulate firing.
I can also clearly remember being the wocka-wocka guy for heli drills.
That was the guy who would sit on a chair on a desk, swinging your toggle rope around above your head yelling “wocka-wocka” to simulate the Huey blade thumping
This episode hadmy dying. The wife prank about killed me. Keep em comin
Insta like cuz of Predator PFP
*GET TO THE CHOPPAAAHHH*
@@kittentacticalwarfare1140 Predator is my all time favorite. In AVP it showed just how badazz they are. Arnold and Jesse the Body rocked original Predator. "Ain't got time to bleed" best quote from Jesse.
@@theycallmeboopa2595 same! Last figure got was The Alpha Predator (we urgently need a movie about Kaail!) And currently waiting for The Alien Red Queen Mother!
Ever since saw the first movie as a child became fixed on how cool the Preds are and OFC no one will topple Arnie as the best Predkiller.
Unironically playing Predator: Hunting Grounds RN lul
Sealing the capri sun would be perfect for cruise ships. Anyone that has been on a cruise knows they are super duper ultra determined to find and take your booze.
The funny thing is... I remember doing this back in the 90's to sneak in drinks when I was under age only we used a hair roller.
For anyone thinking they'll smuggle clear booze in water bottles let me save you some time and money. They tip them in all directions and can tell it is liquor by the bubbles it makes when you get back on the ship from whatever country you're in. This would work the best imo. Just fill all pouches with 100% liquor. 151 rum or whatever to make it last. And make sure you seal the box back up to make it look like it was never opened. Save yourself they ridiculous fees they charge for drinks on the ship.
My brother was robbed on his first cruise. People working on the ship were like " *try* this drink we have today". There was no trying. Liking and keeping it or giving it back you were billed for it.
Just get unlimited drinks included
@@dmg3691 if you dont get the food/booze pass you will spend 500$ on food and drinks anyway
I like how you can see the moment Joe's McDonald's sponsorship ended.
Brilliant episode today 😂 thank you for the laughs
Btw, the Swedish army literally does the ”yelling gun sounds” on some bases.
As someone that worked in bars for a decade when I was younger, the worst I did was short pour or for a couple of stupid drunk idiots, didn't put any booze in their mixed drink.
Thats the law in Spain.
Everybody wins. They are already drunk. You don't violate serving laws and the bar saves on booze
7:40’mark I laughed. Laughed to much 😅😅😅😅
Dude yelling "Walk it off" watching the soccer game is a true competitor. 🤣🤣
Lmao
"Rub some dirt innit!"
“Why aren’t we having Thanksgiving dinner more than once a year?”
Because I’m not going to spend that much time in the kitchen cooking every *bleep*ing day/week/month!
Black people used to eat like that every Sunday
Is it common for one person to cook most everything? My family designates each person with something to cook and bring. Maybe I'm just lucky to have a lot of cooks in my family.
@@GrimmPoetics white people also, my family did sunday supper, on Sunday it was Church, Chores, and Chow
Family of six, we do it every other night. Lol
@@GrimmPoetics Sunday dinner isn’t the same as Thanksgiving and Christmas dinner. Sunday dinner may be a chicken or a ham, rolls, two or three sides and a dessert.
Holiday dinners with my family was a turkey and a ham and a chicken. If the military members were going to be home then add a pork loin and possibly a goose. Then rolls, corn bread and biscuits. Green beans, sweet potatoes, black eyed peas, carrots, mashed potatoes, Ah gratin potatoes, Mac and cheese (for the kiddo), fried okra if you were able to find okra in the produce section. Desserts were million dollar pie, pecan pie, lemon ice box, pumpkin pie, chocolate cake, maybe a banana pudding and fudge.
Oh. And dressing and deviled eggs. Forget those and you’re out of the will.
That’s just the basics. Anything over and beyond all that was brought by others.
Nope. Not doing that every Sunday.
I never laughed harder at any of them more than the Malian army. Tears were falling on the floor as was I.
U.S did that in world war two . watch the looney toones
Someone please help me that help dog killed me. I'm crying of laughter omg. Wife literally hit me because she woke up from me dying I couldn't help it
I can relate to the part about the Internet. I cannot afford WIFI so I go to McDs also. I cannot sit in the parking lot, must go inside because my computer battery is dead; had to wait months and months until they opened. The prices there just went up twice in a couple of weeks. Thanks for that, too, Joe!!!!!
Right? Who sits at a McDonald's? I was inside coffee shops living it up the whole year🤣
@@kj7792 I don't have to now but I did this about 12 years ago. I was there so often the Night shift manager offered me a job there. As far as your coffee shop, if you do it right you can get a meal for under $5.00 and a bottomless Coke is $1.00. good luck getting out of the local coffee shop/Starbucks for that.
Actually Best Buy has been robbed so many times this year it is negatively effecting their bottom line. The loss is beyond what the company budgeted for. Being their HQ is here in the Twin Cities, you’d think they’d get a clue.
Keep voting for the America hating, anti Semitic, anti police and it’s what you deserve.
@@lindamichigan5471 you make no sense 😂
@@lindamichigan5471 didnt a predominately Jewish group of producers just make a Christmas movie named Santa Inc. that shits all over a Christian holiday? Think you meant anti-Christ, as Jews are already a protected class next to LGBTQ. Next!
@@lindamichigan5471 assume much that we all vote the same way? Little stereotypical don’t you think?
F Best Buy. Bought 2 products there with the extended warranty and still can't return shit until you call headquarters. I haven't bought anything from best buy in about 10 yrs. My dad literally just ran into the same problem. As soon as he said "just bought a t.v. from Best Buy", I said how I would never buy anything from there. Then as he told me what happened I said that's why. On a side not. This was about 10 yrs ago. I never did black Friday. My wife calls and says there is a t.v. for 800 some dollars(at Walmart). Said I'll be there to pick it up. Now at this time I did like Best buy. Only had 1 issue at this time with them. I only went there to see how much the same t.v. was going for. I was looking at t.v's just weeks prior. Best Buy wanted 2,000 for the same damn t.v.
That Christmas tree is a BILLION times better than the “tree” we currently have.
The Santa shaking hands with himself finally got me.😂
The Coach yelling " *WALK* *IT* *OFF* !", at the 2 girls hit in the face w/the ⚽️, about made me fall off the 🚽💩 I laughed so hard.
Not going to lie back in my teenage years I personally could never do that to anyone's food/drink because you never know if it's for a child, but I've watched many of coworkers do some very nasty things to very rude and nasty people, even working at a very high end restaurant. My theory is never degrade the people making your food.
Edit: Actually in my state ( Massachusetts) we didn't see kids sitting at any fast food chains because the schools not only provided laptops (Chromebooks) and a free hot spot that the school supplied and Comcast/Verizon donated the free wifi.
I try to be as nice as possible to any serving staff, even if they are not so nice to me. Heard too many horror stories to chance it, who knows what you might end up eating.
Yeah. Bullshit Brandon strikes again.
It's possible a few kids had such issues but not enough to justify the snow job. Wonder where the money will really go?
I would atleast jizz in their mayonnaise
What makes me mad about that whole concept is you mess up the wrong table's food and an innocent person has to eat food off the floor they paid for..It's a POS thing to do no matter what. If a customer is bad, just kick them out. It's also cowardly and petty, honestly. I'm saying this as a good customer and good tipper...
@@pineappleparty1624 I agree. I like to sleep well at night. 👍🏼Two wrongs don't make a right.
Happy Friday Jr!!!! Love ya Zed!! Miss the stache.
Friday?
I had to check my calendar because of this comment. Lol. Thursday here where i am.
Stache?
Stache?
Stache?
Tyler your videos always make my day 💕 ❤