Neil Hamburger - (Trocadero) Philadelphia,Pa 11.24.10

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  • Опубликовано: 24 июл 2024
  • Neil Hamburger - (live) Trocadero Philadlephia,Pa 11.24.10

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  • @MartyDickRider
    @MartyDickRider 11 месяцев назад +50

    "do we have any blacks in the audience" is one of the funniest openers I've ever heard

  • @videogamedrunky4381
    @videogamedrunky4381 Год назад +70

    Neil gives me the feeling of rooting around in my pocket for something I really need, but not being able to find it.

  • @quibquatch3975
    @quibquatch3975 7 лет назад +215

    I've always found Gregg's best comedic ability with his Neil Hamburger character is his quick response to the audience "heckling" him. He is so good at fiercely verbally destroying anyone in the audience.

    • @RatatRatR
      @RatatRatR 5 лет назад +34

      I also crack up at his use of the throat clearing to drown out people who shout stuff.

    • @Lobsterboy300
      @Lobsterboy300 3 года назад +6

      “Why don’t you speak your comments into a mans penis” 😂

    • @MartyDickRider
      @MartyDickRider 2 года назад +3

      I hate to burst the bubble here, I feel like I'm revealing a magic trick but that is actually part of Neil's act. There usually isn't a heckler there and he's just talking to nobody lol. But I have seen a couple videos where there were real hecklers and he does handle them well

    • @echochambershow1692
      @echochambershow1692 2 года назад +2

      @@MartyDickRider Just because you can't tell they're there doesn't mean they aren't. His act encourages hecklers, everyone likes to take a jab at him.

    • @MartyDickRider
      @MartyDickRider 2 года назад +7

      @@echochambershow1692 i heard gregg talking about it in an interview one time. He said usually there isn't even a real heckler and he's just talking to nobody in particular

  • @jeromyperez5532
    @jeromyperez5532 8 лет назад +315

    I give this five bags of popcorn and maybe a large Hamburger as a keepsake.

    • @miaouew
      @miaouew 5 лет назад +6

      Hamburger statuette

    • @Andy-ef2on
      @Andy-ef2on 3 года назад +6

      🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍔

    • @inputreflector
      @inputreflector 2 года назад +2

      More of a keychain guy but I’ll take it.

    • @seanriha88
      @seanriha88 Год назад +1

      I give it 5 bags of popcorn and 2 bags of soda

    • @colymurph
      @colymurph Год назад +3

      I'd give it 6 bags of popcorn but the scale only goes to 5

  • @ArtHistoryScholar
    @ArtHistoryScholar 3 года назад +111

    I like how Neil uses the strange phrase, "nattering nabobs".
    "Nattering nabobs of negativism" is a famous line from a political speech written by William Safire for President Nixon's Vice President Spiro Agnew who delivered it during the 1970 midterm elections, referring to their Democratic political opponents.

    • @chatsidefires
      @chatsidefires Год назад +1

      That explains why Stephen King mocked it in his book about writing.

    • @itmightgetdark
      @itmightgetdark 5 месяцев назад +3

      This is the type of inside baseball I'm trying to play!

  • @geo8367
    @geo8367 4 года назад +21

    Best opener in history

  • @workingtitle5742
    @workingtitle5742 2 года назад +16

    I'm glad someone else thinks as little of Robin Williams stand-up as I do.

  • @__iconoclast7744
    @__iconoclast7744 4 года назад +27

    My favorite stand up comedian ever, no one is classier than Neil

  • @MrPissed1
    @MrPissed1 6 лет назад +119

    Its exactly what its supposed to be , its a parody of a hack comic who has no boundaries . Its fucking brilliant . The bad jokes are the best ones . This guy has balls of steele to do this and its fucking hysterical . Ppl commenting that he is bad are missing the whole point of the satire .

    • @wakegary
      @wakegary 6 лет назад +10

      Yup

    • @senatorcthulu1815
      @senatorcthulu1815 5 лет назад +7

      Yeah, he's a fucking genius. His Elton John/Saber-Toothed Tiger joke is my favourite joke of all time.

    • @14192jn
      @14192jn 5 лет назад

      So? Whether he's pretending to be a shit stand up or he is a shit stand up shitty stand up is still the end product.

    • @aquanecromancer5776
      @aquanecromancer5776 5 лет назад +7

      @@14192jn He makes making very deliberate decisions to sabotage everything about the comedy, and it's just hilarious to me. How he carries himself, the words he uses, intentionally ruining his delivery by drinking from one of his 3 glasses of water mid-joke, checking a note card because he can't remember his jokes, the dated targets of his crap zingers, etc.

    • @14192jn
      @14192jn 5 лет назад +1

      @@aquanecromancer5776 fair enough if you like it but just because what he's doing is intentional doesn't make it smart, clever or interesting, at least not for me. I have been a huge stand up fan for probably going on 2 decades now and there are so many stand ups who are far superior imo. As I said shit stand up is shit stand up even if it's supposed to be a spoof of shit stand up and he knows what he's doing, a nudge and a wink that he's aware isn't enough for me to look past lazy writing and surface level jokes with next to no wit, even if that is the point there's not enough extra that he's giving for me to feel like I'm in on the joke with him. I have many of the same problems with Andy Kaufman's material although I can say at least Kaufman's material wss unique for it's time. This is just boring to watch and I shouldn't be bored watching someone whose job it is to make me laugh.

  • @nathanielelmer2190
    @nathanielelmer2190 6 лет назад +38

    the david carradine joke is seriously amazing

  • @evanisovich
    @evanisovich 4 года назад +40

    My favorite moments are when he deals with non-existent hecklers 😂

  • @jackiechun9793
    @jackiechun9793 8 лет назад +106

    he's so different on On Cinema lol,

  • @wakegary
    @wakegary 6 лет назад +27

    That closing Smashmouth joke was hilarious. Great set. I saw this tour in Austin and boy, oh boy... he's America's Funnyman.

  • @Ch5ActionNews
    @Ch5ActionNews 9 лет назад +98

    I hope he still keeps the Robin Williams jokes.

    • @version736ha2
      @version736ha2 5 лет назад +13

      He does, saw him the other night in London

  • @Vojife
    @Vojife 5 лет назад +30

    I love how he stashes the glasses under his arm

  • @Archivist82
    @Archivist82 8 лет назад +18

    My god, I love this man.

  • @jamesboyce2506
    @jamesboyce2506 Год назад +16

    I love that his set-ups are often funnier than the punchline

  • @Snailbarf
    @Snailbarf 8 лет назад +56

    That entrance is EPIC.

    • @Crunch_Buttsteak
      @Crunch_Buttsteak 6 лет назад +1

      Snailbarf yeah it was.

    • @Vojife
      @Vojife 5 лет назад

      That's how stars come in

    • @thorocomments817
      @thorocomments817 Год назад

      I want to sample that shit. Would be a fire hip hop beat.

  • @channelkerr
    @channelkerr 2 года назад +20

    One of my faves of Neil's is
    Q: "Why does Eric Clapton close his eyes when playing?"
    A: "Because his audience is so ugly"

    • @allenfenwick6257
      @allenfenwick6257 2 года назад +5

      “What’s the difference between a toddler and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window…..bleaccch.” Is one of mine.

  • @TolkienStudy
    @TolkienStudy 5 лет назад +27

    Cool how he comes out to music. He’s so underrated and I like it that way. “Any blacks?” No one lol

  • @133col
    @133col 4 года назад +40

    Getting a heavy Tony Clifton vibe here lol

    • @mickytea81
      @mickytea81 3 года назад +4

      Must be his main inspiration. I mean it's obvious huh.

    • @NobodyCaresALot
      @NobodyCaresALot 3 года назад +3

      Tony Clifton is a rude, crude, dude with a bad attitude.
      Neil Hamburger is America's Funnyman.
      I think they're both equally deplorable and unfunny. We should boo and deride everything either of them says.

    • @Terribleathletes
      @Terribleathletes 3 года назад +8

      It's an obvious inspiration, but I think the Neil Hamburger character is much funnier than Tony.

  • @MartiniGaming
    @MartiniGaming 8 лет назад +5

    amazing.

  • @alro2434
    @alro2434 Год назад +3

    He must be an acquired taste, makes me wanna clear my throat just like his opening & running gag! Tony Clifton can still rest in peace.

  • @SmokeRingsPipeDreams
    @SmokeRingsPipeDreams 8 лет назад +24

    In Japan they make human beings national treasures, ... we should do that here.

  • @vocationforaliving1398
    @vocationforaliving1398 6 лет назад +1

    WOW! The best!!!!!! holy
    YIKES!

  • @0531jos
    @0531jos 6 лет назад +5

    It's like a shreds version of a regular comedy show.

  • @comedygoldish
    @comedygoldish Год назад +9

    that Jim Morrison joke is never going to leave me

  • @Drummaniac17
    @Drummaniac17 5 лет назад +19

    "BOOOO! EEHEHEHEHE!" -dude at 4:15

  • @mattlohr
    @mattlohr 8 лет назад +15

    Does anyone know the title of the intro / outro music? I really really like it.

    • @mattlohr
      @mattlohr 8 лет назад +7

      +Austin Farthing You're the man.

    • @chipsnegativeharmonyrips7187
      @chipsnegativeharmonyrips7187 4 года назад +1

      @@mattlohr What was it?

    • @mattlohr
      @mattlohr 4 года назад +1

      @@chipsnegativeharmonyrips7187 "You Don't Care" by Terry Callier ruclips.net/video/aPnDl2IGvZ0/видео.html

    • @channelkerr
      @channelkerr 2 года назад +1

      Major 7th chords for days ❤

  • @jeremyp2164
    @jeremyp2164 8 лет назад +8

    hahah i love him so much haha

  • @rrbrown813
    @rrbrown813 7 лет назад +36

    A lot of sickies in the audience

    • @LadySpace_888
      @LadySpace_888 7 лет назад +11

      I will think of them as I throw up. Into the toilet.

  • @rimbaud0000
    @rimbaud0000 5 лет назад +7

    OK this is fucking amazing. Have to see this guy live.

  • @dougsteeleguitar
    @dougsteeleguitar 8 лет назад +11

    I fucking LOVE him, he's mad..

  • @PetersEnglishSchool
    @PetersEnglishSchool 2 года назад +6

    I love Neil Hamburger Americas Funnyman

  • @arsaeterna4285
    @arsaeterna4285 5 лет назад +1

    excellent stand up : )
    captivating

  • @rxhx
    @rxhx 6 лет назад +15

    this guy's a legend xD

  • @duckandcover77
    @duckandcover77 3 года назад +1

    anyone know what song this is at the beginning?

  • @ConnorGrail
    @ConnorGrail Год назад +5

    It horrifies me when one of the jokes makes me laugh for real

  • @0oidiedinatimemachineo024
    @0oidiedinatimemachineo024 4 года назад +2

    this character is so fucking great.. I pretty cannot even tell its Gregg Turkington lol

  • @Landrew0
    @Landrew0 7 лет назад +16

    The audiences just aren't what they were in the 60s. Now they're just punks.

  • @PantonePapi
    @PantonePapi 3 года назад +5

    Where are my gregheads at?

  • @krispinwahsghost5999
    @krispinwahsghost5999 2 года назад +6

    Imagine if Neil and Norm macdonald had teamed up.

    • @topster888
      @topster888 Год назад

      Neil: What happens, when you're making love to Janet Jackson, and her sex toy is a ball-peen hammer?
      Norm: You nail a crackwhore?

    • @RETIREDAMATUER
      @RETIREDAMATUER 7 месяцев назад

      They are now

  • @bundleofjoy9634
    @bundleofjoy9634 8 лет назад +5

    What's the song in the beginning

    • @fenwyfrnk
      @fenwyfrnk 8 лет назад +6

      Terry Callier "You Don't Care"

  • @DisobedientSpaceWhale
    @DisobedientSpaceWhale 4 года назад +6

    I like the Kenny G joke

  • @LadySpace_888
    @LadySpace_888 7 лет назад +19

    I love a good dunce cap joke.

  • @tjacksondolph4026
    @tjacksondolph4026 2 года назад +8

    STRONG opening line!!!

  • @Chesterton7
    @Chesterton7 6 лет назад +8

    To accommodate his dunce cap

  • @madamedutchess
    @madamedutchess Год назад

    Haven't heard some of these references in jokes in forever.

  • @PDBO
    @PDBO 4 года назад +1

    Robert Redford's still my favorite joke.

  • @stanlaudon
    @stanlaudon 5 лет назад +2

    Awesome!!!!!!

  • @chatsidefires
    @chatsidefires Год назад +1

    Holy shit! "Nattering nabobs of negativity" is right out of "On Writing" by Stephen King.

  • @ABMcorp33
    @ABMcorp33 4 месяца назад

    Legend

  • @nickmaviri9457
    @nickmaviri9457 5 лет назад +1

    Genius

  • @smyrda4473
    @smyrda4473 Год назад

    what on earth is that beautiful song he walked out to?

  • @Nosferdamus
    @Nosferdamus 7 лет назад +19

    Nattering knee-bob of negativity holy shit that's some amazing alliteration I'm gonna remember that one for the shitties.

    • @ArtHistoryScholar
      @ArtHistoryScholar 7 лет назад +10

      "Nattering Nabob".
      "Nattering nabobs of negativism" is a famous line from a political speech written by William Safire for President Nixon's Vice President Spiro Agnew who delivered it during the 1970 midterm elections, referring to their Democratic political opponents.

    • @Nosferdamus
      @Nosferdamus 7 лет назад +4

      Doug Graves it's fucking gold.

    • @vollsticks
      @vollsticks 6 лет назад +5

      "Nabob"

  • @GameInterest
    @GameInterest 4 года назад +5

    Neil is both of my dads.

  • @RETIREDAMATUER
    @RETIREDAMATUER 7 месяцев назад

    Probably the only RUclips video with no negative comments 😅

  • @tailofeddas555
    @tailofeddas555 7 лет назад +34

    I wish this wasn't associated with silly words like "hipster". It's time to move on. This is funny and that's all there is to it. Long live good stand up comedy!

    • @yefartz108
      @yefartz108 2 года назад +1

      He's an old punk rocker, nothing to do with hipster but yes I see what u mean

  • @Eragarev
    @Eragarev 2 года назад +1

    The opening theme kinda slaps.

  • @williamcarpenter
    @williamcarpenter 9 лет назад +2

    1:00

  • @channelkerr
    @channelkerr 2 года назад

    "....WHAT!? ....WHY!? ...HOW!?" holy shit how does he do it 😂!??

  • @fromthedoor
    @fromthedoor 9 лет назад +1

    JP Incorporated with the intro?

  • @miaouew
    @miaouew 5 лет назад

    Hey guys

  • @hospitalcleaner
    @hospitalcleaner 3 года назад

    Hey guys.

  • @Aspartamebraintumor
    @Aspartamebraintumor 4 года назад +7

    Lots of Tony Clifton in this character

  • @jordanowens6253
    @jordanowens6253 Год назад +1

    I'm physically injured by the opening joke

  • @MeatyCoon
    @MeatyCoon 5 лет назад +3

    Hey guys!

  • @realSethMeyers
    @realSethMeyers 2 года назад +7

    Rest in peace, what a legend.

    • @Supersquigi
      @Supersquigi 2 года назад +11

      Timheads talking when they should shut tup, AS USUAL.

    • @ArcYT
      @ArcYT 2 года назад +2

      he's still alive

    • @ArcYT
      @ArcYT 2 года назад +3

      nvm he's dead now, rip

    • @kidzbop38isstraightfire92
      @kidzbop38isstraightfire92 11 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@ArcYTI don't get the joke, Turkington (plays Hamburger) isn't dead

  • @welshy7449
    @welshy7449 Год назад +2

    This is the funniest fucking thing

  • @Leave_The_Hall_69
    @Leave_The_Hall_69 Месяц назад

    How many Chili Peppers does it take to change a lightbulb?

  • @hotminor
    @hotminor 7 лет назад +19

    he spilled water on himself after during the bow of the robin williams joke

    • @Nosferdamus
      @Nosferdamus 7 лет назад +10

      he spilled water on hiself every time he bowed, it's part of his shtick, the self-deprecation.

    • @Duhya
      @Duhya 6 лет назад +4

      That's drain cleaner.

    • @mytayube
      @mytayube 5 лет назад +2

      Its gin

  • @shonsaunders420
    @shonsaunders420 2 года назад

    "Mr. Robin Williams" HAHA!

  • @JCmaverick
    @JCmaverick 3 года назад +7

    5 bags of soda

  • @Skrimpish
    @Skrimpish Год назад +1

    A real treat for us hamburgerheads.

  • @NoahRobertGraves
    @NoahRobertGraves 9 лет назад +7

    I was thrown out of a Neil Hamburger show once. Water under the bridge, eh Neil???

    • @BillySotherden
      @BillySotherden 2 года назад +1

      Is there a good story to that?

    • @NoahRobertGraves
      @NoahRobertGraves 2 года назад +1

      @@BillySotherden Yes

    • @matchghost
      @matchghost 2 года назад

      @@NoahRobertGraves is it a story that you could share in the comments of this RUclips video?

    • @NoahRobertGraves
      @NoahRobertGraves Год назад

      @@matchghost I'd have to consult my lawyer and get back to you.

  • @andrewmalenda199
    @andrewmalenda199 9 лет назад +6

    How about Mexicans???

    • @itsAnaMC
      @itsAnaMC 9 лет назад

      Andrew Malenda What does your dad think? What kinda sites does he look at?

    • @the675gutfeeling
      @the675gutfeeling 8 лет назад

      +Andrew Malenda mexicans got boots

  • @SparkySINN
    @SparkySINN 4 года назад +1

    I recognize the voice of Pleaseeasaur introducing him.

  • @beanindividual4000
    @beanindividual4000 4 года назад

    Mark

  • @MNIMnoob
    @MNIMnoob 4 года назад +9

    damn they really boo’d Arabians

    • @mozpatton
      @mozpatton 3 года назад +1

      Arabs > Philly

  • @91rein91
    @91rein91 8 месяцев назад +1

    Him holding two glasses of water the whole time is pretty damn impressive

  • @King_Flippy_Nips
    @King_Flippy_Nips 8 лет назад +3

    god his glasses are so dirty it keeps distracting me, i wear glasses and i hate it unless their spotless, i guess its fitting for this character tho

  • @nekollama3994
    @nekollama3994 Год назад +3

    I get it. Normal people find the humour in his act. But the people who find it unfunny are the people who act similarly to the character he is portraying.
    It's honestly a great way of trolling these people that are horrible to be with irl

  • @AnnetteSparkle
    @AnnetteSparkle 10 месяцев назад

    Smashmouth joke smashed it

  • @dealerovski82
    @dealerovski82 Год назад

    Rogan sent me here and I cant stop yawning.

  • @quentin3330
    @quentin3330 6 лет назад +3

    I prefer Bruce Chandling.

  • @deadeye4256
    @deadeye4256 Год назад

    this dudes funny

  • @JonYodice
    @JonYodice 8 лет назад +1

    enable embedding

  • @nancifyme
    @nancifyme 2 месяца назад

    I dont get the Robin Williams asparagus joke

  •  Год назад

    tony clifton's brother

  • @PanasonicTooth
    @PanasonicTooth 9 лет назад +44

    I am gay

    • @Koettnylle
      @Koettnylle 5 лет назад +3

      I feel like you're not trying hard enough

    • @mozpatton
      @mozpatton 3 года назад +1

      Koettnylle Just like you

    • @sega64official
      @sega64official Год назад

      Why do gay gay men

    • @PanasonicTooth
      @PanasonicTooth Год назад

      I'm pansexual now. Being gay is gay

  • @j.walker6845
    @j.walker6845 4 года назад +1

    Hellspawn of Las Vegas

  • @rideswithscissors
    @rideswithscissors 10 месяцев назад

    Never heard of this guy. I laughed very hard, and am considering a lobotomy now.

  • @twochaudiomg2578
    @twochaudiomg2578 6 лет назад +4

    I got to 3:33. I can't take
    That

  • @DraconiusLux
    @DraconiusLux 27 дней назад +1

    NEIL HAMBURGER IS AUSTRALIAN BORN, HE STOLE THE ACT FROM THE AUSTRALIAN COMEDIAN NORMAN GUNSTON

  • @mozpatton
    @mozpatton 3 года назад +2

    Neil is God but fans need to force feed Egg Turkeyton meat. Enough if this veeegun BS.

  • @peterichards8552
    @peterichards8552 9 лет назад +13

    Wow this is brutal to watch.

    • @thramagen
      @thramagen 8 лет назад +15

      +Pete Richards wow I am really different then you.

  • @franknorris5422
    @franknorris5422 10 месяцев назад

    Idk who’s worse this guy or Lewis Black

  • @absoluteb22
    @absoluteb22 5 лет назад

    Zelda

  • @capsulef
    @capsulef 6 месяцев назад

    I think that maybe I fart

  • @justinwolz268
    @justinwolz268 4 года назад +4

    I think Tony Clifton may want his act back.