Profiting Off the "Spinster Industry"

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  • @scottbernard8824
    @scottbernard8824 Год назад +174

    A dollar says the woman who married herself will be divorced within a year.

    • @MrBiggles53
      @MrBiggles53 Год назад +32

      Will probably be unfaithful too.

    • @edwardbrito4010
      @edwardbrito4010 Год назад +17

      She probably hit up Tinder before the month is over lol 😆

    • @QuantumSqueeb
      @QuantumSqueeb Год назад +24

      She already cheated on herself. 😂with a man no less

    • @Stanthemilkman
      @Stanthemilkman Год назад +8

      Well she does hate herself. She need to look deep inside and let herself treat herself better

    • @GangusBong1
      @GangusBong1 Год назад +9

      And she will still find a way to blame men

  • @literalvampirepotbellygobl5629
    @literalvampirepotbellygobl5629 Год назад +88

    I think Aaron's 100% right. This is just masturbation. This is the female version of the creepy guy playing with himself on the subway.

  • @lesterdiamond6190
    @lesterdiamond6190 Год назад +56

    It’s so nice to be a guy. Jet boats, hunting dogs, expensive shotguns, fly rods, guitars, diesel power. The lives of these hive-mind women sound utterly dismal.
    Oh well….VROOOM !! See ya!

    • @whiterabit09
      @whiterabit09 Год назад +8

      They just seem to be terrible at being single.....
      Im having a ball.....

    • @laurieharper1526
      @laurieharper1526 Год назад +3

      Spot on. It's a lovely day here in the UK and the mayfly are hatching. I'm just about the throw the fly rods in the trunk of the car and head out for a day by the river. Not a bad life, eh?

    • @anastasiosanastasopoulos5736
      @anastasiosanastasopoulos5736 Год назад +4

      @James Hill
      “They just seem to be terrible at”...everything. Mediocrity, thy name is Woman.

    • @toxicwhiteGermanmale
      @toxicwhiteGermanmale Год назад +1

      ​@@laurieharper1526 A guy named Laurie? WTF were your parents thinking?

    • @laurieharper1526
      @laurieharper1526 Год назад +4

      @@toxicwhiteGermanmale The name's actually Laurence, but everyone shortens it to Laurie here in the UK. You wanna try to be a bit less programmed in your thinking. Just because it's a girl's name in the good ole US of A doesn't mean that's the case everywhere else. Do you even own a passport? There's a great big world out there.

  • @genebaughbba
    @genebaughbba Год назад +53

    Truth: If the person suing had to pay the child support and give up custody there would be much less divorce and men would have a chance.

    • @charaznable9209
      @charaznable9209 Год назад +11

      Nah women would just make their husband's lives Hell until he files then try and act all surprised pikachu and play victim.

    • @vesubioromo9425
      @vesubioromo9425 Год назад +4

      Yeah, but you know the old saying: If Ifs and Buts were candies and nuts, every day would be Christmas.
      They are never going to change those laws. Extorting cash from men in court is a multi-billion dollar industry that feeds a lot of people, finances tons of trips, and sends a lot of attorney's kids to college.

  • @gerogep3666
    @gerogep3666 Год назад +109

    A woman marrying herself can be seen as proof that she wants a wedding and not a husband.
    Even if she truly loves herself, I don't see why she needs to tell everyone. What exactly is the benefit of such a public announcement to others?
    Maybe it's just me, but I don't feel the need to tell strangers that I love myself (or that I don't). I assume no one cares.
    And if I am wrong, and someone does care, I don't see the necessity for a public statement. I can simply answer the question on an individual basis.
    So, with all that in mind, the simpler explanation is perhaps that she is a narcissist.

    • @thmphll
      @thmphll Год назад +10

      Addiction to attention.

    • @goododays1812
      @goododays1812 Год назад +2

      Cry for help or attention?

    • @TheBottlenose33
      @TheBottlenose33 Год назад +8

      Yep, she wants to be a princess for a day. Pure cringe.

    • @freeman37
      @freeman37 Год назад +5

      Narcissistic behavior 💯

    • @laurieharper1526
      @laurieharper1526 Год назад +3

      I think it's a sign she's desperate. As you point out, you don't feel the need to tell strangers that you love or don't love yourself and you assume no one cares. However, if you, like the woman in question, felt that nobody, not even you liked/loved you, you'd be compelled to shout about it in order to try to convince yourself that someone/anyone loved you. Nobody runs around yelling that the sun will rise tomorrow because we all know it will. The louder people shout about something, the less strongly they believe it.

  • @snakeplissken3063
    @snakeplissken3063 Год назад +34

    If they really were as strong and independent as they say they are, they wouldn't feel the need to bloviate about how strong and independent they are.

    • @charaznable9209
      @charaznable9209 Год назад

      The loudest guy in the club is always the biggest bitch. It's the quiet guy in the corner you gotta look out for.

    • @TheBigdog868
      @TheBigdog868 Год назад +2

      Bingo!

    • @dirtydan1861
      @dirtydan1861 Год назад

      Real niggas don't flex nuts cause real niggas know they got em

    • @chadham7
      @chadham7 Год назад +1

      Bloviate....great word. I feel like we've lost so much inflection with the diction we use nowadays.

  • @explosivetwist
    @explosivetwist Год назад +34

    Self actualization ceremony for women. Officiated by a real "shaman." Criteria, ladies must be over 40, single (single moms ok too). Masters or PhD preferred. Must have valid passport with at least 1 trip to Mexico within past 5 years. Other international resorts accepted too. Need photographic proof of girls Vegas trip within past 5 years. Must live alone or have custody of kids. Dog under 30 pounds or cat preferred. Must have credit score below 700. Accepting applications via tik tok video submittal.

    • @larrycheek3588
      @larrycheek3588 Год назад +1

      10 percent off if adopted more than one pet.

  • @MichaelDavis-cy4ok
    @MichaelDavis-cy4ok Год назад +4

    I've been married for twenty years now, very happily. When my wife is feeling sassy, she'll say something like, "Take me out to lunch, because I'm a pretty, pretty princess!"
    But since she's not a lunatic or an egomaniac, that's as far as the self-worship goes. She spent less than $5,000 on our wedding to marry me when I was a dirt poor kid working my way through college in the military. She even told me she didn't want an expensive ring because she would be afraid of losing it and being out all that money.
    She's kind, she's always happy to see me, she lives within a budget, she shows up on time, and she loves keeping a home.
    I wish all you younger guys could have women like that. That's why we need the red pill, I guess.

  • @rdtradecraft
    @rdtradecraft Год назад +50

    So does this make her a participation trophy wife?

  • @sorryociffer
    @sorryociffer Год назад +25

    Buy stock in companies that make box wine and pet supplies…

  • @wetzel041
    @wetzel041 Год назад +20

    You are too late Cappy. They already have such an industry in Japan - spinster weddings with all the trimmings including a fake bridegroom.

  • @SouthSideChiTown
    @SouthSideChiTown Год назад +4

    Since so many of these spinsters were created by Oprah, she should do a show specifically for them. "YOU get a cat! And YOU get a cat!! And YOU get a cat and YOU get a cat........."

  • @madmeh2929
    @madmeh2929 Год назад +10

    One of the stock firms (Morgan Stanley?) is already advising their brokers on how to invest in the growing “sheconomy”, which is the things women buy the most when single.

  • @TheBottlenose33
    @TheBottlenose33 Год назад +14

    Put your money in cat accessories, wine, anti-depressants and anti-aging cream.

  • @MrJSpicoli
    @MrJSpicoli Год назад +12

    They outlive us by 7 years avg. They end up with the money. I'm giving mine to a male relative for sure.

  • @mastermiggy6861
    @mastermiggy6861 Год назад +9

    Maybe self weddings can bring David's Bridal back. She wants the dress? SHE'S GOT IT!!!! She's strong and independent, has more degrees than a thermometer (shoutout to Coach Greg Adams for this line), and makes six figures being a boss babe. She can afford it!!!

  • @vesubioromo9425
    @vesubioromo9425 Год назад +13

    I thought about that business model years ago. The hitch was that women can sue anything for any reason, no matter how ridiculous it is. So, I couldn't get past some of these fat chicks finding a junior league atty working on contingency and suing me back to the stone age because they tearfully thought they were actually marrying ME. No matter how strong the language in the Terms and Conditions and how ironclad the agreement is, she can still sue. And at the very least, every time it happens I'd have to pay a lawyer out the ass. Bankrupt.

    • @playlistjohnnybitter
      @playlistjohnnybitter Год назад +2

      Ad a nondisclosure for 2 million if they think your married and real anyone.

  • @courtezone
    @courtezone Год назад +6

    They can marry their cats. That's the husband substitute.

  • @map3384
    @map3384 Год назад +6

    This spinster market started in the late 90s. Walk through any mall still standing. Women’s clothes, shoes, cosmetics and accessories are all you see. No mens and children’s stores. Even the jewelry store are going under because men made up most of their customers.

    • @stephenshelton4267
      @stephenshelton4267 Год назад +6

      That's so depressing. Back when I was a kid in the 80s malls had petstores where you could buy actual pets, hobby stores, stores selling CD, VHS, and games. They were so fun to go to, but now they're just collectives of clothing stores for women and flamboyant gay men.

  • @dsadik666
    @dsadik666 Год назад +11

    Boxed wine, cat food, cat litter etc

  • @57054
    @57054 Год назад +5

    Alot of women want a baby like it was a puppy🐶

  • @ronaldmcdonald3965
    @ronaldmcdonald3965 Год назад +9

    Imagine the gushing word salad they will use to make themselves feel good and justify this

  • @joimumu
    @joimumu Год назад +12

    If marrying yourself would save you from common-marriage-law then I could see men marrying themselves as well only difference is that would be just a court house marriage

    • @ordinaryhuman5645
      @ordinaryhuman5645 Год назад +3

      I'd certainly do it to get into the MFJ tax filing status, lol

  • @chrisiglehart
    @chrisiglehart Год назад +8

    It's all fun and games until they divorce them selves!

  • @scottgaylon1196
    @scottgaylon1196 Год назад +3

    With men opting out of marriage en-masse, this will be the only way for the wedding industry to survive. Just watch for MSM to be promoting this path.

  • @chadwickdavis1749
    @chadwickdavis1749 Год назад +7

    Thanks crappy! This is a great idea! I’m a dj and mc, I’ve finally retired after 43 years at a factory and can devote some time to this! It could be very lucrative!

  • @whiterabit09
    @whiterabit09 Год назад +8

    Invest in wine and diabetes meds.....

  • @mastermiggy6861
    @mastermiggy6861 Год назад +5

    I'm on a role: We will also have spinsters propel Ben and Jerry's to a $10 trillion market cap. That's with a T!

  • @snakeplissken3063
    @snakeplissken3063 Год назад +6

    She will be paying herself alimony & cat support.

  • @mikestrohmier8845
    @mikestrohmier8845 Год назад +2

    Fun fact: back in the 80s, Jerry Springer was a talking head on WLWT in Cincinnati...

  • @snakeplissken3063
    @snakeplissken3063 Год назад +9

    You never hear about men marrying themselves, do you?

    • @chrispbacon3042
      @chrispbacon3042 Год назад +2

      Nope! We mostly just don't care...Indifference.

  • @ricksanchezsflask8794
    @ricksanchezsflask8794 Год назад +3

    Remember when Homer Simpson became an ordained minister and married everyone and everything in Springfield? Simpsons predicted the future again!

  • @Torgo1001
    @Torgo1001 Год назад +5

    Solipsism run amok. It's all about me, me, ME!

  • @stephennorako1807
    @stephennorako1807 Год назад +3

    I prefer the terms:
    1. The Spinster Army
    2. The Coalition of Single Mothers

  • @BuildingMakingDoing
    @BuildingMakingDoing Год назад +12

    Cappy....what you suggest seems to be along the lines of "Wedding Live Action Role Playing (LARPing)". If there is a downside, I can't see it. Had this come out a year earlier, it might have saved David's Bridal from bankruptcy.

    • @grandarchon6969
      @grandarchon6969 Год назад

      It exists. There's a fake wedding called Tony and Tina's wedding. Old people pay money to pretend to attend a wedding reception.

  • @dennymambo
    @dennymambo Год назад +3

    It makes perfect sense. She is marrying the only person she is capable of loving. Why not. Spend the money so we can laugh at her while enjoying the decline.

  • @RTFLDGR
    @RTFLDGR Год назад +3

    that Berlin Wall comment was dope.

  • @thepassman
    @thepassman Год назад +10

    I believe there will definitely be ample opportunities in the next 1 to 2 decades to become prosperous from this demographic group of women as even Morgan Stanley has indicated on their webpage called the "She-Economy". Nearly 45% of women in the USA will remain single and childless by the year 2030 according to long-range economists at Morgan Stanley. A good time to look into investing in those companies that make products or provide services to this demographic. If any guy still wants to get married, take advantage of enriching ones self from this group of women than move elsewhere where the women are still marriageable. 🔱

  • @madtyphoon
    @madtyphoon Год назад +11

    Literally celebrating narcissism.

  • @shawnsmith1603
    @shawnsmith1603 Год назад +2

    I hear Don Draper is ready to do the marketing for this one…

  • @jamesbell1613
    @jamesbell1613 Год назад +2

    I have to sit through that opening so I can hear "You're such an asshole"😂

  • @immortaljanus
    @immortaljanus Год назад +3

    25:50 Fun fact: the wall is female in German (die Mauer).

  • @glenfordburrell1076
    @glenfordburrell1076 Год назад +6

    I'm trying to imagine her on her wedding night!

  • @snakeplissken3063
    @snakeplissken3063 Год назад +4

    More and more single women are buying themselves engagement rings. It's sad.

  • @starguy2718
    @starguy2718 10 месяцев назад

    And she will take her own house away from herself, and pay herself alimony, in the divorce settlement.
    😄😄😄

  • @pseudonymsarehard7189
    @pseudonymsarehard7189 Год назад +3

    22:37
    The irony of "dog insurance" and "cat insurance" is that, if being a veterinarian was the fastest way into a woman's pants, the cost of veterinary care would go down...and maybe people wouldn't need "dog insurance" or "cat insurance"?

    • @maninthehills7134
      @maninthehills7134 Год назад +1

      The woman's pants are only of interest if she's not a spinster yet

  • @enockt6218
    @enockt6218 Год назад +5

    We love call all these ancient civilizations they were not that bright and did not know mutch etc
    But most of them saw woman like children and dealt with them mostly in that matter that husband and fathers was there caretaker.
    We are the smart generation and not figure it out yet 😂😅
    Its a reason bible Said woman should remain mute in church and should not be any leader in a Household.
    They are not built to lead themselves. Eve is created to be helper to adam and to be lead by him.
    Eve is not created to go her own way when she did all hell break loose
    Now here we are instead of paradise 😂😅

    • @dmark2639
      @dmark2639 Год назад

      The major problem is that men are no longer empowered to lead women in a household. All their authority to make and enforce boundaries has been removed, largely through the legal system and societal programming denigrating male leadership as "toxic masculinity". However, all the responsibilities (actually MORE than in the past, of you include forced child support, lifetime alimony payments, and divorce settlements that largely favor women) still remain on men's shoulders. It is an oppressive system that enslaves men as nothing but work horses and wage slaves to women and the government. Which is why men are waking up and opting out of this system of usury entirely. MGTOW is freedom, gentlemen. Do not allow yourselves to be controlled by a system that hates you.

  • @logicalchaos9008
    @logicalchaos9008 Год назад +7

    You don't have to be Naustrafriggindonnis to see the demographic future in cat food stocks. It's a noncontested layup. I'm up 15% in 6 months. I just bought more. How can I lose? 😃

  • @hughjass7914
    @hughjass7914 Год назад +1

    Boutique "Green" kitty litter. That's a free one. 🐈 Meow.

  • @josiah5776
    @josiah5776 Год назад +3

    Hey Cappy, why stop at marrying yourself? Push farther! Be your own child! That way they can buy themselves all kinds of crap for Mother's Day. Oh wait, they would have to pay themselves child support too then. Never mind.

  • @tonyglevum1084
    @tonyglevum1084 Год назад +3

    Happiness doesn't come in a box

  • @unnamed715
    @unnamed715 Год назад

    I can just imagine this lady filing for divorce and being forced to give the state half of everything she owns 🤣🤣

  • @rodmunch1931
    @rodmunch1931 Год назад

    “They’re like the Berlin Wall.” Best comment. Great show.

  • @birdley9577
    @birdley9577 Год назад +2

    Women, save a man and marry ya self....

  • @sixtyinsix
    @sixtyinsix Год назад +5

    How about a service to provide a "stand in husband" for the fake wedding?

  • @babblingalong7689
    @babblingalong7689 Год назад +2

    This video proofs that the truth can be hilarious.

  • @downzeitor
    @downzeitor Год назад +6

    If you want to invest on "Spinster Industry" related companies, i'd advise to put some money on pet products, boxed wine manifactures, anti aging product makers (those are roughly a $12bn/quarter industry right there... including beauty products and all that stuff).

    • @DavidGarcia-kw4sf
      @DavidGarcia-kw4sf Год назад +1

      These fall under the category of Consumer Discretionary which is one of the market sectors that tend to be more aggressive, along with Technology and Communication. During bull markets, they tend to do pretty well.

    • @meenki347
      @meenki347 Год назад +3

      And anti-depressants!

  • @dabird62
    @dabird62 Год назад

    That snidely bit killed me 😂😂😂

  • @glenfordburrell1076
    @glenfordburrell1076 Год назад +3

    Right again, cappy! One only has to Google: "New York Times 1983 article women prefer careers over family"

  • @wambutu7679
    @wambutu7679 Год назад +2

    You need to call them,
    "One and Only Weddings"

    • @RTFLDGR
      @RTFLDGR Год назад

      fah keen brilliant!

  • @thmphll
    @thmphll Год назад +5

    The extremes women will go through for attention. Anything for attention.

  • @arthurdirindinjr1792
    @arthurdirindinjr1792 Год назад +2

    The overwhelming vast majority of women favorite hobby is spending money on clothing other fashion accessories or things to decorate thier homes which other than being worn or looked at are essentially useless
    Yes a few play golf or tennis and go to the gym but women golphers and tennis players are few and gym time is usually very limiting to an hour or so a few days a week and very few woman attend cooking or knitting clubs anymore or go birding etc etc and gardening for 80% of the nation is due to weather limited to a few month's of the year
    Men on the other hand have literally 100's of potential hobbies we can very effectively occupy our entire day as often as we wish hunting fishing hiking cars bikes motorcycles snowmobiles dirt bikes quads archery reloading over a dozen different shooting disciplines sailing astrology the number of potential hobbies men have or can start are endless
    Thats not to say women cant take up some of these same hobbies but most of these hobbies aren't in a woman's nature's or hard wiring to do
    Lastly over the last several 1ks of years of human history and evolution because of how marriage and dating worked (or actually didn't work for large numbers of men) men had to adapt and accept being alone for most of thier adult lives so men are much much better at achieving contentment when faced with having to be alone than woman can even begin to comprehend but in the next 25 years they are absolutely going to find out just how hard it is being a man
    You ladies
    Wanted it
    Demanded it
    Legislated it into a reality of law
    Declared yourselves as
    DontNeedNoManNoHowNoMore strong independent women
    Declared us men as horribly toxicly masculine and as utterly useless unwanted and entirely unnecessary and demanded we go away
    Well you got essentially everything you wanted and more
    Now its time to meet your new best friend
    The law of unintended conciquenses
    Ladies
    Bed.........
    Made............
    Lie........................

  • @STEELNAVIGATOR1
    @STEELNAVIGATOR1 Год назад

    This is the answer, take the money

  • @nedparsons5668
    @nedparsons5668 Год назад

    "SOLOGOMAY" Oct. 2021 bridal mag. Cappys 👍 thumb on the pulse of America 🇺🇸 society.

  • @bboynton8
    @bboynton8 Год назад

    if you sold cats at the weddings you'd make a killing

  • @rudiwiedemann8173
    @rudiwiedemann8173 7 месяцев назад

    I'm surprised she didn't marry her cats!

  • @zetapal
    @zetapal Год назад +1

    Troubled marriages ... but very low divorce rate. See how successful it is ?

  • @dedeborya9015
    @dedeborya9015 Год назад +1

    I have started my own Operation Evil - the Break up Box - send to entitled girl - a box of any 'love notes' - any momentos - and bad chocolates and a series of photos of her shopped out - best delivered publicly. We are done; Top 10 reasons of break up and a celebration of her new Independence - go be Strong & Do Bad by yourself

  • @stephenshelton4267
    @stephenshelton4267 Год назад

    I was curious to know the history of the word "spinster" so I looked it up, and one of the top articles was some ESG tiny-violin fest by Yahoo Newson how evil and misogynist the word is.

  • @snapoffmonkeybranch1242
    @snapoffmonkeybranch1242 Год назад

    CGTOW: Cats Going Their Own Way.

  • @pugsymalone6539
    @pugsymalone6539 Год назад

    I was going to marry myself, but I'm too short.

  • @whearts
    @whearts Год назад +2

    Did she even try to get another woman to marry her?

  • @patrickhussey8764
    @patrickhussey8764 Год назад +1

    Really? This is insane. The world has gone mad.

  • @zakbrinkhoff324
    @zakbrinkhoff324 Год назад +4

    Lol

  • @JMSouchak
    @JMSouchak 4 месяца назад

    I can see this being a thing.

  • @Einny807
    @Einny807 Год назад

    I wonder if this women will get bored and divorce herself and if she does will she get divorce raked

  • @StarkIndustries80
    @StarkIndustries80 Год назад +1

    Marrying yourself? Mental Mental issues. Tell us you're a Narcissist without telling us.

  • @soup-nazi6824
    @soup-nazi6824 Год назад

    Cat food & boxed wine stocks will sky-rocket in the coming years..
    😅

  • @briannichols4856
    @briannichols4856 Год назад

    Walker Hall...do it

  • @potatokitty
    @potatokitty 11 месяцев назад

    She married herself? Imagine the complaining.

  • @genebaughbba
    @genebaughbba Год назад +4

    The fact is that men face legal peril by engaging in a legal contract with a woman. It's the backfire from so much legal protection. Women deserve such protection but do they expect us to marry them?

    • @beneficent2557
      @beneficent2557 Год назад +6

      Do they really deserve legal protection though? What have they done to earn it?

    • @genebaughbba
      @genebaughbba Год назад

      @@beneficent2557 They were born. Anything born can abuse power. The disposition of the judicial system is that the mother gets what she wants.
      Men lose. Especially father's and children that they are claiming to protect.
      They should be protecting children from such easily broken homes.

    • @Steve-mk6rq
      @Steve-mk6rq Год назад

      @@beneficent2557 What they always have done, nothing.

    • @beneficent2557
      @beneficent2557 Год назад

      @Steve "That's your fault too Steve, all my miserable unwed girlfriends agree"

  • @timstevens3361
    @timstevens3361 Год назад

    o o o
    i kno this one
    invest in cats wine n silicone

  • @soup-nazi6824
    @soup-nazi6824 Год назад

    I love the thought of these washed up 304s making me rich while i sit on a bech in thailand 🇹🇭 or the philipines with s hot 21yr old massaging my feet while i watch my profits climb..😅 🏖🏝🍺

  • @mrkilroy9167
    @mrkilroy9167 Год назад

    Ohh I like the title let’s fleece the ladies! 🔥👍🐈🐈🐈🐈💪. A little payback for all the men who were nailed in divorce court!