Germany's Wildest Dream...🇩🇪🇩🇪

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  • Опубликовано: 21 окт 2024

Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @mechambeats
    @mechambeats Год назад +25061

    There's just one tiny problem: It's not 1933 anymore
    Edit: about 300 people have now commented that it was in 1939 but they simply don't seem to understand that I meant the overall Nazi ideology as the video is literally titeled "Germany's wildest dream" and 1933 was the year the Nazis rose to power and were therefore able to start realising their goals of European domination. I'm not referring to the start of WWII here. Thanks.

    • @BoroPhil7
      @BoroPhil7 Год назад +495

      Exactly lmao

    • @AlbertTheGamer-gk7sn
      @AlbertTheGamer-gk7sn Год назад +1

      Well, this time, it would be a union, and not anschlussing, or force annexation. Germany wants power so Europe can be safe from Russia and the commies, and if LuigifanZane takes power, Germany will be prepared to start Operation Barbarossa 2.0. This time, Germany will start in April, and will head straight to the gates of Moscow, so the operation could be a success, and Germany will win WWIII, causing communism to be eradicated forever and sent to utter oblivion.

    • @HappyWheat
      @HappyWheat Год назад +446

      Ye but with the right government this can actually happen with a bit of military investment and a new economic sight

    • @Yingele
      @Yingele Год назад +284

      Not like Nato exists right 😂

    • @marusdod3685
      @marusdod3685 Год назад +111

      until suddenly one day, for no reason at all

  • @liaratsoni8556
    @liaratsoni8556 Год назад +13643

    Germany: *Increases Military Budget by 20 Dollars*
    RUclipsrs:

  • @MrGigaMind
    @MrGigaMind Год назад +8013

    Germany gets Austria: 😮
    Germany annexes Poland:😳
    Germany annexes Belgium: 😱
    Nah bro

    • @nickmor7755
      @nickmor7755 Год назад +319

      And that's how Germany will attack France 😱
      Edit:Damn wow guys i didn't know i will get so many like in a reply

    • @urbanistgod
      @urbanistgod Год назад +213

      You forgot to add as the final result:
      Germany gets nothing.

    • @AlbertTheGamer-gk7sn
      @AlbertTheGamer-gk7sn Год назад +93

      @@nickmor7755 Well, Germany surely needs Alsace-Lorraine back, as France was such a spoiled brat to steal Germany's trophy to get some land France doesn't even need.

    • @giuseppecosta811
      @giuseppecosta811 Год назад +15

      And The Netherlands would just Join in

    • @jamesblackshaw132
      @jamesblackshaw132 Год назад +10

      Just like in WW2 No one fights back waiting U.S and UK to save them

  • @BrightPlayz
    @BrightPlayz 4 месяца назад +331

    Germany: *gets every country*
    Hitler: “I guess you’ve wondered where I’ve been”

  • @WangthakGarchen
    @WangthakGarchen 11 месяцев назад +3551

    Can't believe it's been 90 years since the video was uploaded. Time really does fly by

    • @Random-gamer_526
      @Random-gamer_526 11 месяцев назад +41

      86 likes and no replies? Let me fix that

    • @unggrabb
      @unggrabb 11 месяцев назад

      Where did this fool come from?

    • @andygravelle2202
      @andygravelle2202 10 месяцев назад +24

      Yeah I’ll help fix that too

    • @The_Republic_Of.
      @The_Republic_Of. 10 месяцев назад +13

      You mean 90hours

    • @jadenstar1038
      @jadenstar1038 10 месяцев назад +8

      I wont like cuz 420 likes.

  • @lesinge8868
    @lesinge8868 Год назад +1821

    Bro’s videos take 90 years to upload 💀

    • @tatotaytoman5934
      @tatotaytoman5934 Год назад +53

      Bro is late 💀

    • @kristiandobias5533
      @kristiandobias5533 11 месяцев назад +18

      xD

    • @platigold
      @platigold 11 месяцев назад +13

      BAHAHA

    • @Automatenstadt
      @Automatenstadt 11 месяцев назад +8

      😂😂

    • @hopr
      @hopr 11 месяцев назад

      Proof the sanktions against Russia is working. The troll farms now upload to RUclips by morse code.

  • @danielpeter3834
    @danielpeter3834 Год назад +2459

    My Argentinian Grandpa got so excited watching this

  • @jamesivanemia1196
    @jamesivanemia1196 4 месяца назад +162

    "Oh the good old days are back"
    -👴

    • @chernovbrichtofen4767
      @chernovbrichtofen4767 3 месяца назад

      It’s Jamal-👴🏻

    • @prp553
      @prp553 2 месяца назад

      Bring it back please 😅

    • @xXPurplePizzaFNaFXx
      @xXPurplePizzaFNaFXx 17 дней назад

      ​@@prp553what?

    • @prp553
      @prp553 16 дней назад

      @@xXPurplePizzaFNaFXx why? Was it not clear? Do I have to elaborate?

    • @xXPurplePizzaFNaFXx
      @xXPurplePizzaFNaFXx 16 дней назад +1

      @@prp553 no, you don't. But what you said is unbelievable. People suffered.

  • @dh2profit
    @dh2profit Год назад +2427

    It doesn’t seem that Germany even wants Germany these days.

    • @LETMino85
      @LETMino85 Год назад +31

      😂

    • @LETMino85
      @LETMino85 Год назад +138

      I'm native and I can't remember a time when Germans wanted Germany, pahahahah 😂

    • @linguaLatinae
      @linguaLatinae Год назад +8

      True 😪

    • @Nuss-j4s
      @Nuss-j4s Год назад +23

      sad but true

    • @b.h.456
      @b.h.456 Год назад +3

      Pwrfect! That s the fact :):)

  • @DaxAxeOffical
    @DaxAxeOffical Год назад +4922

    bro is stuck in 1933 💀

    • @frontgamet.v1892
      @frontgamet.v1892 Год назад +153

      Uniting all the original German territories is not a sin.. I don't agree with Belgium but Austria is still a German country.. Just like Switzerland and all the former territories in the east.. North Schleswig is also part of it, as is Luxembourg.. The Sudetenland is not to forget. These areas have been inhabited by Germans for thousands of years.

    • @DaxAxeOffical
      @DaxAxeOffical Год назад +40

      @@frontgamet.v1892 i made a joke chill out

    • @kalekkakmdkekjaakwkmdb8506
      @kalekkakmdkekjaakwkmdb8506 Год назад +51

      @@DaxAxeOfficalhe copies and pastes that very same message everywhere

    • @DaxAxeOffical
      @DaxAxeOffical Год назад

      @@kalekkakmdkekjaakwkmdb8506 ahhh i see

    • @Directed2212
      @Directed2212 Год назад

      ​@@DaxAxeOfficalso millions of people dying is funny? What kind of generation is this shit

  • @jordanplays-transitandgame1690
    @jordanplays-transitandgame1690 Год назад +2110

    When Germany increases its millitary budget to 100B:

    • @JohhnyBoIJenkins
      @JohhnyBoIJenkins Год назад

      Germanys Militarys Budget is 483 Billion you dum fu-

    • @RULER.EMU7878
      @RULER.EMU7878 Год назад +15

      Billion*

    • @yardenar2717
      @yardenar2717 Год назад

      Bro you're so skibidi like Freddy fazbear Yankee with no brim ohio level 98 gyatt Smurf cat level rizzed out Patrick bateman smurf catBro you're so skibidi like Freddy fazbear Yankee with no brim ohio level 98 gyatt Smurf cat level rizzed out Patrick bateman smurf cat

    • @yardenar2717
      @yardenar2717 Год назад

      Bro you're so skibidi like Freddy fazbear Yankee with no brim ohio level 98 gyatt Smurf cat level rizzed out Patrick bateman smurf catBro you're so skibidi like Freddy fazbear Yankee with no brim ohio level 98 gyatt Smurf cat level rizzed out Patrick bateman smurf cat

    • @yardenar2717
      @yardenar2717 Год назад

      Bro you're so skibidi like Freddy fazbear Yankee with no brim ohio level 98 gyatt Smurf cat level rizzed out Patrick bateman smurf catBro you're so skibidi like Freddy fazbear Yankee with no brim ohio level 98 gyatt Smurf cat level rizzed out Patrick bateman smurf cat

  • @prussianangler
    @prussianangler 3 месяца назад +18

    Germany didn’t want to expand in WW1, they just wanted to not cease existing after their struggle of unity that lasted a millennia that just ended 40 years prior to WW1. Germany would’ve liked to stay with their WW1 boarders, eventually maybe adding the Sudetenland and Austria and Austria only if the Habsburg monarchy ceases to exist or somehow agreed, due to them also being Germans, and in that period wanted unity. Also one crucial territory you missed is Elsass Lothringen which was handed between the two countries since France annexed it under Louis XIV which has been the main territorial dispute up until after WW2.

  • @Dudewithguns-ww7wc
    @Dudewithguns-ww7wc Год назад +2108

    As a German i can say full heartedly… we don’t want any other countries we want a functioning government for the first time in like 20 years 😭

    • @tashkar
      @tashkar Год назад

      The last real Federal Chancellor was Helmut Schmidt. And he had to resign from office in 1982. After that, there was only monkey business.

    • @simonstaysnclr
      @simonstaysnclr Год назад +57

      Ampel isnt popular, so strap in for another CDU decade

    • @_the_Nochad
      @_the_Nochad Год назад +12

      Fax

    • @pigcrasher7515
      @pigcrasher7515 Год назад +38

      is afd actually growing in power or is that just tiktok garbage?

    • @tradicted
      @tradicted Год назад +46

      @@pigcrasher7515 looking at bavarias results, they are gaining popularity. I think they increased theire votes by an additional 4%

  • @stevestevensofficial
    @stevestevensofficial 7 месяцев назад +1189

    Czech Republic: *nervously sweating*

    • @ondrejlukas4727
      @ondrejlukas4727 5 месяцев назад +23

      Moscovia: Getting ready on Polish borders to renew that pact.
      Deja vu feelings: Intensifies.

    • @pillarwatch
      @pillarwatch 5 месяцев назад +6

      At least the historical Sudetenland might be.

    • @ondrejlukas4727
      @ondrejlukas4727 5 месяцев назад +7

      @@pillarwatch Well those Bohemian Germans who has not to go after just 800 years of stay became already Czechs. Like my granparents for examplea and my mothers family in general ;) And I am afraid there will be no another mass invitation of otehr Germans any time soon. This way or other :D

    • @yannick245
      @yannick245 5 месяцев назад +11

      Dude, you're our allies. Politically and militarily.
      And the German people love Czechia. The generation of Sudetendeutschen which went to the forced expulsion and still have resentments, is dying out.
      And people are so unaware/not interested into history, that also the former German East (Silesia, Pomerania, East Prussia etc.) is largely forgotten.
      And the Austrians, after 1000 years of common history, have (halfway successfully) created their own nationhood, separated from the German, after WWII.
      I don't know why Americans make clips like this. Europe is united like never before. While Russia is sadly going onto distance with Europe. With the war in Ukraine their future as a non-European power is basically sealed. Even though 80% of the population of the Russian Federation lives in Europe!
      Looks like the new European border is not the Ural anymore, but the Russian border...

    • @ondrejlukas4727
      @ondrejlukas4727 5 месяцев назад +5

      @@yannick245 My dear Deutsche cousin, I don't think that anyone takes this as much more then a joke. In Czechia we still do jokes from 1st occupation (German) a lot and most of it would be probably against the law in German countries (both west union and east empire). Cringe at best. But no hard feelings. Most hard feelings are here against 2nd occupation (USSR) since Moscals still didn't chnage their narative really. Our Deutshe cousins are seen almost as pussies nowaday. No offense and it's really more appreciated. But then again Czechs are ok with Germans now it's history and until some significatn ammount of Germans, east or west, will start to claim Czechia German we are good. I can assure you.
      And yeah, they can be people here who take this map seriously, but whomever they are, they are rare minority and those probably are already having hard time to understand writen text at all ;)
      Also Czech solution of Sudeten issue was as brutal as it got and even though me and probably most Czechs think it was most reasonable at the time the way it was processed is anythink but good. Sorry for that. Btw, half of my family is also Sudeten but they become mostly Czech and was not expelled.
      So again, until Germans from neither country won't suggest some serious claims we are pretty good. Nazzies and fascists rule in Moscovia now. And I totally agree with those bothers of Europe. I keep saying so since the end of 2nd occupation.
      Greetings from Praha :)

  • @RealMrSmit
    @RealMrSmit Год назад +2312

    Austrians don’t just speak German by accident, we are ethnic Germans

    • @sankss1684
      @sankss1684 Год назад +40

      Different dialect.
      Not the same

    • @RealMrSmit
      @RealMrSmit Год назад +416

      @@sankss1684 yes we speak many different dialects of German, the same in Germany, every province speaks a different dialect, but it’s still German.
      And its not the language that makes us German, it’s our blood line(genetics) that make us German.
      Imagine Slavs, they live in many different countries, but they stay Slavs ethnically

    • @HateTheIRS
      @HateTheIRS Год назад +1

      Austria should be part of Germany imo.

    • @MC-yt1uv
      @MC-yt1uv Год назад +156

      Yeah, people forget that German used to mean something quite different. Before Germany was created by Prussia, Austrians and Prussians were both just as German as each other.
      But, by taking the name and being a major power Germany has shifted the common usage of the word "German".

    • @jpip1382
      @jpip1382 Год назад +14

      So are the Swiss and many in the UK

  • @PeopleRepublicOfChina-china
    @PeopleRepublicOfChina-china 3 месяца назад +21

    Germany: invade Austria
    Nato: 🥰🥰🥰🥰😘😘😘😍😍😍🤩🤩🤩😚😚😙😙😗😗😀😀😃😃🤩🤩😇😇😇

  • @Scott_Sterlingisgoated
    @Scott_Sterlingisgoated Год назад +805

    Bro Increased his budget by 1%💀

  • @zap3108
    @zap3108 Год назад +902

    As an Austrian painter (with a handsome mustache) living in Argentina I think this is a great idea. 😊

    • @AlbertTheGamer-gk7sn
      @AlbertTheGamer-gk7sn Год назад +37

      Nope, the Austrian painter committed suicide in 1945 and is burning in hell ever since. Most of his soldiers were neither Austrian nor painters when they fled to Argentina.

    • @Tayorswift6
      @Tayorswift6 Год назад +153

      ​@@AlbertTheGamer-gk7snnerds always ruin a good joke

    • @JadenDubissette-u6o
      @JadenDubissette-u6o Год назад +62

      ​@@AlbertTheGamer-gk7snITS A JOKE STOP RUINING IT

    • @hameeda1612
      @hameeda1612 Год назад +29

      ​@@AlbertTheGamer-gk7sn🤓

    • @yardenar2717
      @yardenar2717 Год назад +6

      Bro you're so skibidi like Freddy fazbear Yankee with no brim ohio level 98 gyatt Smurf cat level rizzed out Patrick bateman smurf cat

  • @Blatant-pidgeon2
    @Blatant-pidgeon2 Год назад +918

    Bro just layed out the 3rd round

  • @gideonmele1556
    @gideonmele1556 5 месяцев назад +16

    Czechs: “aw sh- here we go again”

    • @Czech-Polish_User
      @Czech-Polish_User 3 месяца назад +1

      Why would Germans need Old Sudetenland while there are no germans there

    • @gideonmele1556
      @gideonmele1556 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Czech-Polish_User old habits and german meming

    • @vojtechlansky86
      @vojtechlansky86 2 месяца назад +1

      @@Czech-Polish_Usersame could be said about Poland

    • @rodrigos.valeriano8998
      @rodrigos.valeriano8998 Месяц назад

      ​@@Czech-Polish_UserPerhaps it could be as well because Czechia had been a part of the Holy Roman Empire for nearly if not all of its existence, same way as Belgium.

    • @vojtechlansky86
      @vojtechlansky86 Месяц назад

      @@rodrigos.valeriano8998 indeed, but unless nations like pomeranians, silesians, prussians… czechs were never germanized and assimilated.
      There were times where it was pushed and forced to use German language very hardly, but czechs always preserved it and never forget it.
      So it was always a special place within the Empire
      More so special since Czechia aquired the kingdom title pretty soon. And for a long time there were i believe was around like 6 kingdoms within the Empire?
      The German minority wasnt there always … they were invited by Czech king to settle. So climbing suddetenland as German teritory isnt really rightfull even when they made a majority in some areas.
      So.. i think independent czechia should make much more sence from the German point of view, than for example the territories ceded to Poland/Russia/lithuania
      Those were for most of the time assimilated, germanized and those territories ever had any special status.
      If anything.. Germans should much more likely claim their land in Poland or Baltic than czechia in my opinion.

  • @Galo_forte-x7r
    @Galo_forte-x7r 5 месяцев назад +916

    98%of Austria:🇩🇪
    That 2% of Austria:🇭🇺

    • @Mendoza1414
      @Mendoza1414 4 месяца назад +19

      They speak Austrian

    • @JakubMotyl2-di4mv
      @JakubMotyl2-di4mv 4 месяца назад +92

      ​@@Mendoza1414 Austrian doesn't exist

    • @viktor_77__
      @viktor_77__ 4 месяца назад +22

      ​@@Mendoza1414Burgenland? And Austrian language doesn't exist

    • @l_y_eandrosantos
      @l_y_eandrosantos 4 месяца назад +25

      ​@@JakubMotyl2-di4mvIt’s the same as speaking Brazilian, speaking Brazilian ☠️

    • @canochickensoup5096
      @canochickensoup5096 4 месяца назад +3

      ​@@Mendoza1414 please be satire

  • @ljuc
    @ljuc Год назад +851

    Germany should get Germany first. ;)

  • @bconni2
    @bconni2 11 месяцев назад +907

    next up. "what if Liechtenstein invades every country it wants."

    • @CrystalAngel371
      @CrystalAngel371 10 месяцев назад

      That is not even physically or fictionally possible as they don’t even have a military also how could a small micro state take over Europe

    • @OfficialUKGov
      @OfficialUKGov 10 месяцев назад +56

      alaska

    • @bluebeastgamer7494
      @bluebeastgamer7494 10 месяцев назад +52

      ​@@OfficialUKGov I like how Russians got the idea to sell Alaska to Liechtenstein 🤣🤣

    • @YourLocalPlushAddict
      @YourLocalPlushAddict 10 месяцев назад +13

      *Behold* !!!! The great linchestinin Empire!!

    • @labambeiro
      @labambeiro 10 месяцев назад +4

      why? to share their high standard of living with the rest of us peasants? 😂

  • @HugovandenElsaker
    @HugovandenElsaker 3 месяца назад +7

    Netherlands: "I'm still standing after all this time"🎶🎶

  • @KharoofMappings
    @KharoofMappings Год назад +358

    bro really wants austrian painter back 💀

    • @MaxiIel
      @MaxiIel Год назад +13

      Bro you're so skibidi like Freddy fazbear Yankee with no brim ohio level 98 gyatt Smurf cat level rizzed out Patrick bateman

    • @KharoofMappings
      @KharoofMappings Год назад +5

      @Meawqz bro what type of insult is that

    • @MaxiIel
      @MaxiIel Год назад +7

      @@KharoofMappings 1 2 Ohio shoe 3 4 sigma some more 5 6 skibidi kicks

    • @JadenDubissette-u6o
      @JadenDubissette-u6o Год назад +1

      ​@@KharoofMappingsThis is just a video don't take a personally

    • @WallaceRoxo
      @WallaceRoxo Год назад +4

      ​@@MaxiIelbro woke up already wanting to start a comment war 💀

  • @ViZiX7
    @ViZiX7 10 месяцев назад +1405

    Someone tell this guy that we are in 2023.

    • @kinggames8075
      @kinggames8075 10 месяцев назад +12

      And somoane tell him germany learn from her history and she realy taked all wat it want without war

    • @hujacky.
      @hujacky. 9 месяцев назад +39

      ​@@kinggames8075I had a stroke reading that

    • @kinggames8075
      @kinggames8075 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@hujacky. thanks

    • @Yeidel25109
      @Yeidel25109 9 месяцев назад +5

      2024*

    • @Fedupwithkids
      @Fedupwithkids 9 месяцев назад +5

      @@Yeidel25109he commented this in 2023 u dum?

  • @SGTWashington1
    @SGTWashington1 11 месяцев назад +319

    Germany: Does anything
    RUclipsrs: German Empire is happening

    • @brettvogel8418
      @brettvogel8418 9 месяцев назад +5

      More like Germany: growing weaker by the day

    • @YouAlmostGotCheeseTouch
      @YouAlmostGotCheeseTouch 8 месяцев назад

      What country i live in

    • @Nelson00159
      @Nelson00159 8 месяцев назад +4

      @@brettvogel8418Germany moved up 6 ranks in 2024. How?

    • @brettvogel8418
      @brettvogel8418 8 месяцев назад

      @@Nelson00159 they were well within the top 10 in 2023, before they plummetted. 6 ranks to what, #19? Haha

    • @Rel_Hans
      @Rel_Hans 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@brettvogel8418they can become strong because of their economy

  • @mylittlezoo-yh5dd
    @mylittlezoo-yh5dd 2 месяца назад +2

    from: luxembourg 🇱🇺
    lives: france 🇫🇷
    Me from luxembourg: 😁
    Me in france: 🤐

  • @SKIBIDITOILETISHAMAK
    @SKIBIDITOILETISHAMAK Год назад +313

    Luxembourg and Denmark:💀

    • @AlbertTheGamer-gk7sn
      @AlbertTheGamer-gk7sn Год назад +17

      Denmark because of North Schleswig. Luxembourg because it was historically German for some time.

    • @SKIBIDITOILETISHAMAK
      @SKIBIDITOILETISHAMAK Год назад +7

      @@AlbertTheGamer-gk7sn get Luxembourg also to take France

    • @frontgamet.v1892
      @frontgamet.v1892 Год назад +15

      Uniting all the original German territories is not a sin.. I don't agree with Belgium but Austria is still a German country.. Just like Switzerland and all the former territories in the east.. North Schleswig is also part of it, as is Luxembourg.. The Sudetenland is not to forget. These areas have been inhabited by Germans for thousands of years.

    • @AlbertTheGamer-gk7sn
      @AlbertTheGamer-gk7sn Год назад +8

      @@frontgamet.v1892 And Alsace-Lorraine.

    • @ssg9offical
      @ssg9offical Год назад +3

      @@frontgamet.v1892I agree with Germany 🇩🇪 taking Belgium.

  • @dee4doa
    @dee4doa Год назад +657

    Didn’t know an Austrian painter had access to RUclips Shorts back in 1920 😳

    • @ezequielperez8535
      @ezequielperez8535 Год назад +8

      Austrian painter top G

    • @JoeZorzin
      @JoeZorzin 11 месяцев назад +2

      If only he had been allowed to enter the art school he applied to. But noooo!

    • @AdolfKitler6345
      @AdolfKitler6345 11 месяцев назад +1

      You summoned me

    • @ezequielperez8535
      @ezequielperez8535 11 месяцев назад

      @@JoeZorzin thank God he got rejected.

    • @FatLoser445
      @FatLoser445 11 месяцев назад

      If you call him the Austrian painter you have no hair on your balls at all just say Hitler its not fucking hard

  • @xdcharot1216
    @xdcharot1216 10 месяцев назад +569

    Blud think the Austrian painter still alive 💀💀

    • @R.Pfalzgraff1989
      @R.Pfalzgraff1989 9 месяцев назад +23

      Hitler would be 134 years old if he was still alive. 🤪🤣

    • @gabrieletortola5169
      @gabrieletortola5169 6 месяцев назад

      His name is Hitler and he is the most famous ruler of the most important world of history. His name must not be censored, we are not in Harry Potter 's world and he is not Voldemort

    • @henry6644
      @henry6644 6 месяцев назад +2

      Facts

    • @EnsignPhoenix
      @EnsignPhoenix 6 месяцев назад +2

      No, he is still alive. He’s here in the mountainous remote areas of Argentina.

    • @DanielDoStaf2
      @DanielDoStaf2 6 месяцев назад +1

      Hitler was born in 1889, so now in 2024, Hitler would be 135 years old, making it impossible for Hitler to be alive, besides, Hitler commit suicide in 1945, ​@@EnsignPhoenix.

  • @arunkumarbaishya5647
    @arunkumarbaishya5647 3 месяца назад +6

    What if Germany gets every country it wants : ❌
    How to give glimpses of WW2 : ✅

  • @apeters5339
    @apeters5339 Год назад +521

    “Annexing Belgium would also be a good idea” no bro, it fucking won’t

    • @nathanielweber7843
      @nathanielweber7843 Год назад +32

      Hmmmm…. Well we went through Belgium in 1914 and got starved into submission…. We went through Belgium in 1940 and had our country reduced to rubble and split in 2……
      BRILLIANT PLAN CHANCELLOR! Let’s go through Belgium!!😅

    • @swiggityswoogity705
      @swiggityswoogity705 Год назад +12

      It worked twice, who knows maybe 3rd times the charm. You know the saying, fool me once shame on me, fool me twice shame on me, fool me thrice, wtf is wrong with me

    • @ross6753
      @ross6753 Год назад +8

      @@swiggityswoogity705 Correction: it FAILED twice

    • @swiggityswoogity705
      @swiggityswoogity705 Год назад

      @@ross6753 Correction. It worked Twice. I’m talking about the Invasion of France, not the outcome of the war.
      Both times went through Belgium, both worked, who knows, those cheese eating surrender monkeys might fall for it again

    • @rnw8gaming322
      @rnw8gaming322 Год назад +4

      @@ross6753not really, I suppose in the first time but in the second it was really successful for what they wants to do

  • @Taro0638
    @Taro0638 Год назад +707

    Austrian Painter watching this from his mansion in Argentina: YES! Just what I want!
    Dude you all replied when I was asleep

    • @715KK
      @715KK Год назад

      His name is Adolf Hitler

    • @AlbertTheGamer-gk7sn
      @AlbertTheGamer-gk7sn Год назад +30

      The Austrian painter is burning in hell, not in Argentina. Even if he didn't commit suicide at the end of WWII, he would still be dead by now. Most of the Austrian painter's officers and soldiers are Germans, and most of them didn't become painters when they fled to Argentina.

    • @715KK
      @715KK Год назад

      @@AlbertTheGamer-gk7sn don't call him Austrain painter his name is Adolf Hitler.

    • @ghostbear41
      @ghostbear41 Год назад +81

      @@AlbertTheGamer-gk7snwhy do nerds have to always ruin the joke 😑

    • @SaMa-sq3mu
      @SaMa-sq3mu Год назад +24

      @@ghostbear41they know it’s a joke they just don’t find it funny to joke about the death of millions of people

  • @bobindergrosse
    @bobindergrosse Год назад +200

    Except we don't want to annex any country. Dude, it's 2023. We are allied with every country you listed.

    • @vanfja
      @vanfja Год назад

      Germany now dominates by economic power instead of military.

    • @happylyrics3745
      @happylyrics3745 Год назад +2

      Okay, but why you didn't gave reparations of World War 2 to Poland?

    • @bobindergrosse
      @bobindergrosse Год назад +18

      @@happylyrics3745 We did. Tons of it..?

    • @happylyrics3745
      @happylyrics3745 Год назад +1

      @@bobindergrosse when you did it?

    • @babylon4206
      @babylon4206 Год назад +2

      We still want to , but we can't ... Give us some time

  • @LudwigBeethoven1770
    @LudwigBeethoven1770 22 дня назад +1

    Germany finna regrow its mustache with this one 💀😭🙏

  • @TobiasBirzer
    @TobiasBirzer Год назад +701

    The thing is: Germany doesn't want any of these countries. 🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @HR-yd5ib
      @HR-yd5ib 11 месяцев назад +39

      nor would it have the power to win against any of them.

    • @familyandfriends3519
      @familyandfriends3519 11 месяцев назад

      Yes they just don't have powerful military yet hate Germany from USA

    • @Chadius_Thundercock
      @Chadius_Thundercock 11 месяцев назад +18

      @@HR-yd5ibexactly, mfs can’t even keep the lights on consistently anymore

    • @F.Anonymous
      @F.Anonymous 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@Chadius_Thundercockwe know, but them shit politicians are just to dumb.

    • @Symboliic
      @Symboliic 11 месяцев назад +70

      As a German I disagree. Germany's territorial integrity must be restored. Reunification is not yet complete!

  • @enigmaticzigfried7557
    @enigmaticzigfried7557 Год назад +211

    Nobody in current German politics would even contemplate territorial expansion. And even if they were, Germany's defense spending is below 2%, while the German military is in disarray.

    • @grigturcescu6190
      @grigturcescu6190 Год назад +16

      what passes as "disarray" in German is considered "highly organized" in latin and slavic countries.

    • @enigmaticzigfried7557
      @enigmaticzigfried7557 Год назад +10

      @@grigturcescu6190 I get where you are coming from. Yet, Germany has starved its military for 30 years. Due to missing spare parts and untrained personnel, Germany alone wouldn't be able to defend itself against a major incursion, let alone conduct significant offensive action.

    • @grigturcescu6190
      @grigturcescu6190 Год назад +2

      @@enigmaticzigfried7557 I understand what you say. I truly believe that the strength of all Europe and hopefully later, the world, stands in unity. True unity, not just economic relationships, although they are a start. Thus we can balance the all aspects. But the mentality of german peoples is its true asset, the real foundation that other countries have to make effort to achieve it.

    • @llywrch7116
      @llywrch7116 Год назад +2

      I wouldn't say "nobody in current German politics": there's always the right wing lunatic fringe, the equivalent of the nutso cousin no one ever talks about.

    • @enigmaticzigfried7557
      @enigmaticzigfried7557 Год назад

      @@llywrch7116 I mean there is the populist right-wing AfD that is currently on the rise. But this is mostly due to illegal immigration and not some odd desire to restore the 1938 borders. More extreme far-right parties e.g. NPD are not even represented in national or regional parliaments.

  • @slimstsn
    @slimstsn 5 месяцев назад +288

    Belgium: *exists*
    Germany: I'll always use you to invade France

  • @WozzyWatkins
    @WozzyWatkins 12 дней назад +1

    Day 2 of asking plz do Portugal

  • @zenryzap3831
    @zenryzap3831 Год назад +243

    Luxembourg, Netherlands, and Sudetenland have left the chat

    • @HannibalDoesWarCrimes
      @HannibalDoesWarCrimes Год назад +1

      when u didnt hear "german empire"

    • @enote1865
      @enote1865 Год назад

      @@HannibalDoesWarCrimesLuxemburg was part of German empire

    • @Replace
      @Replace Год назад +18

      Alsace Lorraine?

    • @GhaztContent
      @GhaztContent Год назад +4

      ​germany doesnt want netherlands
      Cuz in like 1000 years its flooded and luxembourg is too small

    • @aushshsushshsh5224
      @aushshsushshsh5224 Год назад +2

      ​@@HannibalDoesWarCrimesAustria wasn't a part of the 2nd Reich

  • @Galactics_
    @Galactics_ Год назад +928

    Luxembourg is just chilling there in the middle of germany
    100 likes tysm
    500 likes tysm
    600 likes?!?!? Mum get the camera!
    800 LIKES!?!?!!?

    • @Sumouray-Marios
      @Sumouray-Marios Год назад +5

      Yeah and i find funny

    • @S3huis4
      @S3huis4 Год назад +5

      And Netherlands and

    • @DripTheDrippy
      @DripTheDrippy Год назад

      Dude, nobody cares how many likes you got in a RUclips Shorts comment

    • @yardenar2717
      @yardenar2717 Год назад +1

      Bro you're so skibidi like Freddy fazbear Yankee with no brim ohio level 98 gyatt Smurf cat level rizzed out Patrick bateman smurf cat

    • @yardenar2717
      @yardenar2717 Год назад +1

      Bro you're so skibidi like Freddy fazbear Yankee with no brim ohio level 98 gyatt Smurf cat level rizzed out Patrick bateman smurf cat

  • @MonTube2006
    @MonTube2006 Год назад +416

    This video should be renamed "How a foreign teenager with no understanding of modern affairs sees Germany"

    • @yardenar2717
      @yardenar2717 Год назад +23

      Bro you're so skibidi like Freddy fazbear Yankee with no brim ohio level 98 gyatt Smurf cat level rizzed out Patrick bateman smurf cat

    • @slothysfm1834
      @slothysfm1834 Год назад +13

      @Moontube2006 My man speaking facts danke man!

    • @arnodobler1096
      @arnodobler1096 Год назад +5

      👍

    • @backstabba
      @backstabba Год назад +13

      Ye, this is ridiculous video.

    • @hwbartels-ss2lg
      @hwbartels-ss2lg Год назад +28

      That's it! Perfect comment!
      Germany doesn't want to annex anything any more. One of the many differences between Germany and Russia

  • @newwirgesmapping
    @newwirgesmapping 2 месяца назад +4

    Fun fact: more of the Austrian population speaks German than the population of Germany does..

  • @LETMino85
    @LETMino85 Год назад +586

    One tiny detail: Germans literally don't care about anything like that 😂

    • @Nuss-j4s
      @Nuss-j4s Год назад +34

      As a German I can confirm this. But let me add, my (already deceased) grandmother did as she fleed from the Eastern territories back in war time.

    • @servus2252
      @servus2252 Год назад +28

      Well i do want my old home (east prussia) back
      But i dont care about the austrians or the belgians. If they want to join youre welcome if not they stay being our neighbours🤷‍♀️

    • @f1ves961
      @f1ves961 Год назад +7

      As an American, I miss the thumbs up Germany shape 😂

    • @official_commanderhale965
      @official_commanderhale965 Год назад +2

      @@f1ves961 That Germany couldn't say no.

    • @Jul-wt5kd
      @Jul-wt5kd Год назад +2

      I (German) would NEVER EVER want to invade ANY country!!!

  • @TheThirdRoach
    @TheThirdRoach 6 месяцев назад +1364

    When I was little I thought Austrians spoke Australian 💀💀

    • @Antarctica17308
      @Antarctica17308 6 месяцев назад +65

      Same when I was little, I thought that Austria was a European Australia.

    • @cmdstraker
      @cmdstraker 5 месяцев назад +22

      @@Antarctica17308 Many people still think so when they're really not little anymore.

    • @forceforceforce
      @forceforceforce 5 месяцев назад +7

      😂😂😂

    • @edinhusic8892
      @edinhusic8892 5 месяцев назад +9

      Now you know they speak English, but with a weird accent

    • @princeoftara7091
      @princeoftara7091 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@edinhusic8892 Austrians usually have an american or german accent but sometimes you will here perfectly normal english.

  • @ColinWren119
    @ColinWren119 Год назад +921

    The Bundeswehr couldn’t even take Luxemburg.

    • @blutaar3263
      @blutaar3263 11 месяцев назад +28

      Wow wow wow guys.
      Slightly overstepping here.

    • @azlanadil3646
      @azlanadil3646 11 месяцев назад +10

      Yeah, Luxembourg is protected by Merica, like all of Europe.

    • @Kamfys
      @Kamfys 11 месяцев назад +6

      its legit ranked 3rd in world economies pipe down

    • @blutaar3263
      @blutaar3263 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@Kamfys
      What is?

    • @doktordruffnis8672
      @doktordruffnis8672 11 месяцев назад +11

      ​@@azlanadil3646"protected"😅

  • @mr.strawberry13
    @mr.strawberry13 4 месяца назад +2

    Luxembourg and Czechia: >Can't breathe, so get back together after 600 years for protection

  • @Reinindiereuse
    @Reinindiereuse 6 месяцев назад +184

    Germany does not need access to the mediterean sea. Most Germans would be happy to have access to fast internet...

    • @tarvoc746
      @tarvoc746 6 месяцев назад +2

      Ha!

    • @joanignasi91
      @joanignasi91 5 месяцев назад +7

      Plus Majorca is already an honorary German state

    • @angrybalkon1471
      @angrybalkon1471 4 месяца назад

      And free torrent downloads

    • @realdeadkTz
      @realdeadkTz 3 месяца назад +3

      Yeah we Germans need better internet

    • @70AD-user45
      @70AD-user45 3 месяца назад

      Nope. Most Germans would rather have the Nord Stream 2 pipeline back up and running again for cheap energy. Then again Germany is a puppet state of the US. If the US
      blows up one pipeline, Germany would say to the US, "sir, you forget to blow up the other pipeline, master".

  • @danutanimsX
    @danutanimsX 10 месяцев назад +797

    Bro was like: 3rd time is the lucky one 💀

    • @ireviewdopesht7216
      @ireviewdopesht7216 10 месяцев назад +5

      This deserves more likes

    • @TuckerificMTMG
      @TuckerificMTMG 9 месяцев назад +16

      *4th

    • @danutanimsX
      @danutanimsX 9 месяцев назад +9

      @@TuckerificMTMG Wdym 4*
      Germany only tried 2 times irl
      In WW1 and WW2
      From what alternative universe did u come? 💀

    • @viclimited9081
      @viclimited9081 9 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@danutanimsX...... European Union

    • @ECKohns
      @ECKohns 9 месяцев назад +7

      ⁠​⁠​⁠@@danutanimsXThe German Empire (1871-1918) Was considered the “1st Reich”
      The Weimar Republic (1918-1933) was considered the “2nd Reich.”
      And then Nazi Germany (1933-1945) we all know as the “3rd Reich.”

  • @svitsiraj2856
    @svitsiraj2856 Год назад +404

    As a slovenian i see this as an absolute win

    • @leonschmidt5769
      @leonschmidt5769 Год назад +43

      honestly I think half of us germans fail to tell the difference between slovenia and slovakia so dont get your hopes up

    • @PolyXB
      @PolyXB Год назад +12

      @@leonschmidt5769 Slovenia: In the south of Austria
      Slovakia: In the east of Austria. ^^

    • @BavarianHobbit
      @BavarianHobbit Год назад +26

      @@leonschmidt5769 Slovenia is the one with the femboys.

    • @liamphillips4370
      @liamphillips4370 Год назад +6

      ​@@BavarianHobbitI thought that was Serbia?

    • @effexon
      @effexon Год назад

      is there any objection other than democratic people voting against it, to form state union between these countries... oldschool way, like UK is.

  • @AddycakesLinden-Urquhart
    @AddycakesLinden-Urquhart 18 дней назад +1

    Didn't know a certain Austrian painter had access to RUclips Shorts back in 1933 o_o

  • @wafiywahidi3317
    @wafiywahidi3317 Год назад +87

    when you confused 23' with 32'

  • @TynoJinkov
    @TynoJinkov 7 месяцев назад +264

    Everyone chilling until another austrian painter is rejected from art school and becomes a german politician

    • @yxmichaelxyyxmichaelxy3074
      @yxmichaelxyyxmichaelxy3074 5 месяцев назад +1

      He was German. Austrians are German.

    • @o.0-qb8kz
      @o.0-qb8kz 5 месяцев назад +6

      @@yxmichaelxyyxmichaelxy3074 basically during that time he was part of a area in austria that used to be part of Germany so people there consider themselves german

    • @yxmichaelxyyxmichaelxy3074
      @yxmichaelxyyxmichaelxy3074 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@o.0-qb8kz
      So, he was, and they are German? 😎

    • @o.0-qb8kz
      @o.0-qb8kz 5 месяцев назад

      @@yxmichaelxyyxmichaelxy3074 hmmmm yeah

    • @o.0-qb8kz
      @o.0-qb8kz 5 месяцев назад

      @@yxmichaelxyyxmichaelxy3074 but arguably he was austrian if you now search online

  • @geogecko137
    @geogecko137 Год назад +104

    Every German ruler in history ever: "Sounds like a plan"
    *6 years later*
    "You didn't say they'd fight back :'("

    • @Mr33500
      @Mr33500 11 месяцев назад +6

      More like one German ruler

    • @CrilTump
      @CrilTump 11 месяцев назад +2

      Barely fought back and most lost?

  • @AIGeographyTeacher
    @AIGeographyTeacher Месяц назад

    Your content is top-notch! Thanks for the insightful education on geography! 🌟🗺️

  • @ghostwithmp-5
    @ghostwithmp-5 Год назад +50

    Luxembourg: im lucky he didn't see me

  • @Andre-dh4op
    @Andre-dh4op Год назад +443

    We do not have that dream.
    Germany has learned its lesson.
    We value our neighbouring countries and want to coexist peacefully with them.

    • @Fuerwahrhalunke
      @Fuerwahrhalunke Год назад

      Germany didn't learn that lesson. It got indoctrinated for nearly 80 years. Of course we do not have that dream. We have no dreams. We are mere work slaves in a state that cares more for itself and everyone else than Germans.

    • @CaveG2T
      @CaveG2T Год назад +15

      hope so. have a good day.

    • @james6401
      @james6401 Год назад +16

      Who told you to say that

    • @CptTaylor
      @CptTaylor Год назад +15

      cringe

    • @CptTaylor
      @CptTaylor Год назад +1

      oh really@@armandaneshjoo

  • @WDPK-83.7-FM
    @WDPK-83.7-FM Год назад +184

    "What if Germany gets every country it wants?"
    *World:Unites*

    • @yardenar2717
      @yardenar2717 Год назад +4

      Bro you're so skibidi like Freddy fazbear Yankee with no brim ohio level 98 gyatt Smurf cat level rizzed out Patrick bateman smurf cat sussy amogus

    • @yardenar2717
      @yardenar2717 Год назад +1

      Bro you're so skibidi like Freddy fazbear Yankee with no brim ohio level 98 gyatt Smurf cat level rizzed out Patrick bateman smurf cat sussy amogus

    • @firemonster3603
      @firemonster3603 Год назад

      More like civil war but yeah

    • @LucSkyOCT
      @LucSkyOCT Год назад +4

      @@yardenar2717 i had a stroke reading this

    • @xiankieferbaguio7230
      @xiankieferbaguio7230 Год назад

      ​@@yardenar2717Godzilla got a stroke reading that

  • @BarsusDraco
    @BarsusDraco Месяц назад

    Belgium: *Sigh* Is it time again?
    Germany: Yes. So, where was the road to france again?

  • @CoonCat-d1d
    @CoonCat-d1d Год назад +418

    As a Half German i can confirm that we wont just stop after getting just these few countries

    • @HerkonDaMapper
      @HerkonDaMapper Год назад

      Kim jung un is half german😱

    • @urbanistgod
      @urbanistgod Год назад +48

      And you’ll lose again.

    • @W.Suhail32
      @W.Suhail32 Год назад +34

      And Half Nazi💀

    • @HerkonDaMapper
      @HerkonDaMapper Год назад +5

      💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @BennyHill1086
      @BennyHill1086 Год назад +37

      as a german i can garantie we would not even make it to austria
      most of our shit does not functions properly and our soldiers have become very weak

  • @Historyfacts3812
    @Historyfacts3812 10 месяцев назад +135

    The Austrian guy who failed art watching this: This is my time to shine for the fatherland!

    • @ichbinCharly
      @ichbinCharly 8 месяцев назад +6

      💀

    • @imyolo1201
      @imyolo1201 6 месяцев назад

      So me as german let me tell something:
      we also want the Switzerland

    • @tarvoc746
      @tarvoc746 6 месяцев назад

      @@imyolo1201 "You want to annex Swizerland because you want to unite all ethnic Germans in one state.
      I want to annex Swizerland because I think tax havens for the rich are intolerable.
      We are not the same."

  • @sparbundet4318
    @sparbundet4318 Год назад +87

    “Annexing Belgium would also be a good idea” 😭

    • @m1234ee
      @m1234ee Год назад +2

      Yeah, leave us alone😒

  • @TeresaCarey-w4t
    @TeresaCarey-w4t 6 дней назад +1

    "What If Germany gets every country it wants"
    *Everything becomes Germany*

  • @Isa_C729
    @Isa_C729 Год назад +157

    This is more like a “what if germany gets every country I want it to get”

  • @unbekannt6505
    @unbekannt6505 Год назад +129

    Germany isn't able to defense itself nowadays. But we have access to the Mediterranean sea, Belgium, Slovenia, Austria and the Atlantic Ocean. Its called European Union. Freet travel, free trade. Greetings from Germany.

    • @BMWE90HQ
      @BMWE90HQ Год назад

      Why bother defending yourself when you can just call on the US taxpayers to defend you….

    • @TheAimlessWarrior
      @TheAimlessWarrior Год назад +18

      @@BMWE90HQ Well, you americans didn't want to see germany with a big army.
      So, technily it's your own fault

    • @unbekannt6505
      @unbekannt6505 Год назад +1

      @@BMWE90HQ The US is using half of Germany as a military base to organize their wars in Africa and the Middle East. Why the US don't pays for that?
      While the US bombed the shit out of the middle east we have to pay for all the refugees. They literally flood our social systems and fuck up everything over here. Why the US don't pay for that?
      And at last but not least it is the prime interest of the US to hold German economical power away from Russian oil and gas. Cause if Germany and Russia would cooperate, there would be no US as world power number one. So you pay for your own interests. Hard to swallow the truth.

    • @BMWE90HQ
      @BMWE90HQ Год назад +3

      @@TheAimlessWarrior well you’re not wrong. Personally I don’t care what Germany does. If I were in charge I’d say build the biggest army you want and take care of yourselves.

    • @TheAimlessWarrior
      @TheAimlessWarrior Год назад +9

      @@BMWE90HQ A lot of germans would like to do so because you can't always rely on friends.
      But well, history still sticks deep in here. Political views change a lot atm but this will need quite some time.
      The Russian vs Ukrain showed some leftis that it maybe isn't the smartest thing to cripple the army because "there is no war we don't need it"

  • @koflynn2159
    @koflynn2159 Год назад +72

    'Easier to invade France in case of wars' Who made this?? A 12 year old?

    • @saltyboylecture1267
      @saltyboylecture1267 Год назад +3

      Mad?

    • @koflynn2159
      @koflynn2159 Год назад +10

      @@saltyboylecture1267 The United States was the first country where two slices of bread and a ground beef patty were combined into a "hamburger sandwich" and sold. Shortly after its creation, the hamburger quickly included all of its currently typically characteristic trimmings, including onions, lettuce, and sliced pickles.
      After various controversies in the 20th century, including a nutritional controversy in the late 1990s, the burger is now readily identified with the United States, and a particular style of cuisine, namely fast food.[1] Along with fried chicken and apple pie, the hamburger has become a culinary icon in the United States.[2][3]
      The hamburger's international popularity is the result of the larger globalization of food[4] that also includes the rise in global popularity of other national dishes, including the Italian pizza, Chinese fried rice and Japanese sushi. The hamburger has spread from continent to continent, perhaps because it matches familiar elements in different culinary cultures.[5] This global culinary culture has been produced, in part, by the concept of selling processed food, first launched in the 1920s by the White Castle restaurant chain and its founder Edgar Waldo "Billy" Ingram and then refined by McDonald's in the 1940s [6][7] This global expansion provides economic points of comparison like the Big Mac Index,[8] by which one can compare the purchasing power of different countries where the Big Mac hamburger is sold.

    • @Kakarot64.
      @Kakarot64. 11 месяцев назад

      Probably the Belgium route worked in ww2 specifically because it wasn't controlled by Germany so the French focused their defenses elsewhere.

    • @Weberknechtus
      @Weberknechtus 11 месяцев назад

      German officers made that plan with Belgium

    • @UHQSVDT
      @UHQSVDT 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@koflynn2159This guy 💀

  • @Duckbumps
    @Duckbumps 2 месяца назад

    Belgium: gets. Invaded by Germany
    Germany:forgets about the Netherlands
    Netherlands:thinks he f*cked up

  • @annoipubgm
    @annoipubgm Год назад +200

    Germany starts WW3 🥶
    Poland bruh really 💀

    • @yardenar2717
      @yardenar2717 Год назад +5

      Bro you're so skibidi like Freddy fazbear Yankee with no brim ohio level 98 gyatt Smurf cat level rizzed out Patrick bateman smurf cat sussy amogus

    • @Real_SteelBall
      @Real_SteelBall Год назад +1

      ​@yardenar2717 you forgot about the grimace shake

    • @yardenar2717
      @yardenar2717 Год назад

      @@Real_SteelBall you're correct

    • @annoipubgm
      @annoipubgm Год назад

      @@Real_SteelBall lol 😂

    • @biaytygrys980
      @biaytygrys980 Год назад +21

      You forgot that fact that Poland has better army than Germany 😂

  • @lucisc6061
    @lucisc6061 Год назад +100

    As a German i can say 'Shut up'.
    Learning from History.

  • @vera9354
    @vera9354 6 месяцев назад +40

    Bro is like in 1935 💀💀💀💀
    I think someone fail art school again

  • @Koumahinai
    @Koumahinai 3 месяца назад +2

    "In order to gain acess to the medeterainian sea:
    Croatia and Italy:

  • @andrewwilson5018
    @andrewwilson5018 Год назад +52

    This is why you don’t drink tons of liquor when you’re pregnant

  • @stefaniejoachim9227
    @stefaniejoachim9227 Год назад +137

    As a german I can say: We learned from it, and we will do it better next time

    • @SamDissoire
      @SamDissoire Год назад +3

      I am pretty sure that you are conveiced of what you say.

    • @TrafiLo-sz7xm
      @TrafiLo-sz7xm Год назад

      😈

    • @DUTCH-CHRISTIAN2008
      @DUTCH-CHRISTIAN2008 11 месяцев назад +7

      But… you will leave the Netherlands alone right??
      And if so, can you give Belgium to the Netherlands pls??

    • @orkethelord9461
      @orkethelord9461 11 месяцев назад +11

      No we belgians would rather be german than dutch im sorry

    • @bando1054
      @bando1054 11 месяцев назад +1

      Allied invasion update*
      Eastern front update*
      Fallout update*

  • @tanithrosenbaum
    @tanithrosenbaum Год назад +29

    TheMapLad "What if Germany gets every country it wants?"
    Germany "We're good, thank you"

    • @Kakarot64.
      @Kakarot64. 11 месяцев назад +2

      They already have the -new reich- EU for that anyway.

  • @JSC_66
    @JSC_66 3 месяца назад +1

    Disney: Yep, showing the equivalent of Space Nazis in the next star wars movie is good

  • @sarantis1995
    @sarantis1995 Год назад +30

    Everyone's a gangsta until Lichtenstein annexes Germany

  • @TheRealAssix
    @TheRealAssix 11 месяцев назад +162

    First: we don’t want that countries.
    Second: blame it to Austria for one time.

    • @blackdangerTV
      @blackdangerTV 10 месяцев назад +2

      Nein wir sind nicht Schuld daran gewesen das ihr Deutschen so wesensschwach gewesen seid..

    • @biist8702
      @biist8702 10 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@blackdangerTVBro Austrian empire was weak asf what are you yapping about

    • @sodpati
      @sodpati 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@biist8702 It was super strong wtf are YOU talking about. It only became weak when the 19th century was ending

    • @biist8702
      @biist8702 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@sodpati yeah i mean during ww1, then it performed worse than small serbia

    • @SomeDudeWhoLikesBalls
      @SomeDudeWhoLikesBalls 10 месяцев назад

      ⁠​⁠@@biist8702you have bo clue what was going on in ww1.
      The fact that serbia had contracts with empires like russa or italy was just the tip of the ice berg

  • @kibou_no_hana_freezia
    @kibou_no_hana_freezia Год назад +41

    Bro came from the prewar era and explained what the famous Austrian painter was thinking💀

  • @Br1ck4life
    @Br1ck4life 3 месяца назад

    Germany: increases military budget a bit
    Poland: ah shit here we go again

  • @yashdave7559
    @yashdave7559 Год назад +52

    Germany and Japan decides to increase thier
    Defense budget by 50%
    Europe and Asia 💀💀💀💀

    • @yardenar2717
      @yardenar2717 Год назад +5

      Bro you're so skibidi like Freddy fazbear Yankee with no brim ohio level 98 gyatt Smurf cat level rizzed out Patrick bateman smurf cat sussy amogus

    • @overclocker28
      @overclocker28 Год назад

      @@yardenar2717bot

    • @junokyael
      @junokyael Год назад

      What would they even do at all they can’t invade their allies

    • @junokyael
      @junokyael Год назад

      REMEMBER THAT THEY ARE US ALLOES

    • @yashdave7559
      @yashdave7559 Год назад +1

      It seems like you can't understand joke

  • @TheLightStarOriginal
    @TheLightStarOriginal 6 месяцев назад +182

    Guys, stop assuming that German's next empire is Nazi, they hate that.

    • @poznikimggs
      @poznikimggs 6 месяцев назад +10

      You will see

    • @jonatuber
      @jonatuber 6 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@poznikimggsSport, The Flying Of Nazi/National Socialist Flags Is Banned In Germany

    • @Go2hell-fulgybitch
      @Go2hell-fulgybitch 6 месяцев назад +1

      See what??

    • @tarvoc746
      @tarvoc746 6 месяцев назад +12

      Yep, particularly because we already have our empire. It's called the EU.

    • @Bundestagiat
      @Bundestagiat 6 месяцев назад +2

      Well there is the AfD who has almost 20% of the votes that likes them

  • @chevycaprice87
    @chevycaprice87 6 месяцев назад +27

    Germany: * Gained access to Königsberg *
    Russia: Here we go again 🌚

    • @madnessage
      @madnessage 4 месяца назад +1

      I think Germany could get Konigsberg. But it needs to give something in return. The Norwegian Sea and the Scandinavian Peninsula, for example. Completely.

    • @Ultras5_
      @Ultras5_ 3 месяца назад +1

      @@madnessage don‘t think they‘d give it up. It‘s strategically important to cut of the baltics in case of a conflict. Ofc there are trades they‘d accept but nothing would be worth it for Germany

  • @RIP.DJalf999
    @RIP.DJalf999 12 дней назад

    French german friendship:exists
    Bro:"annexing belgium would also be a good Idea in Case of wars with france"

  • @dennisspqr
    @dennisspqr Год назад +48

    As a German I can assure that this is not 'Germany's wildest dream', to get 'every country it wants'. This is just your wildest idea. Good luck with the clicks 🙄

    • @kaffeesturm77
      @kaffeesturm77 Год назад +1

      Also ich würde es so nehmen, endlich mehr Platz 😅

    • @passi103
      @passi103 Год назад

      @@kaffeesturm77 Nimm lieber eine schnelle, stabile Internetverbindung.

  • @joshtaylor1065
    @joshtaylor1065 Год назад +24

    What if "digital creators" stopped taking cocaine and playing Hearts of Iron until 4 am?

    • @UHQSVDT
      @UHQSVDT 11 месяцев назад

      HAHAHAHA

    • @IntuneVitaDoctrina
      @IntuneVitaDoctrina 11 месяцев назад +1

      Best comment of all! :) funny and maybe sadly also true

  • @legionarpublius6342
    @legionarpublius6342 Год назад +79

    Wir haben da ein Sprichwort in Deutschland: Wer im Glashaus sitzt, sollte nicht mit Steinen werfen.

    • @HansAPlast-rn4mv
      @HansAPlast-rn4mv 11 месяцев назад +1

      Liebe geht raus

    • @stanjuice
      @stanjuice 11 месяцев назад +2

      Many countries have that saying since it is from an english poem, that was later used by Benjamin Franklin
      Also it absolutely has nothing to do with this video

    • @HansAPlast-rn4mv
      @HansAPlast-rn4mv 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@stanjuice really dont ya see the point?
      Btw
      In germany nowadays its said:
      Wer im Glashaus sitzt, sollte zum bumsen in den Keller gehen ;)

    • @oOIIIMIIIOo
      @oOIIIMIIIOo 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@stanjuiceYou just didn't got it. 🤷🏼

    • @johnfaris5376
      @johnfaris5376 11 месяцев назад +1

      Germany should get Prussia back, it was German for centuries, speaks German, would make sense

  • @Donald_Trump2024-VIP
    @Donald_Trump2024-VIP 16 дней назад +1

    "Ah shit here we go again." -Russia

  • @AVANTISAVOIA6739
    @AVANTISAVOIA6739 11 месяцев назад +44

    That 2% in Austria💀💀💀

    • @brudibeutel5413
      @brudibeutel5413 8 месяцев назад

      F that 2 %. Everyone living in austria should learn german.
      If I would live in another country I would learn their language as well. It's called integration and respect.

  • @Damremont18
    @Damremont18 Год назад +44

    Germany - ‘Been there, done that, didn’t work, no thank you.’ Besides, there’s no surplus of young men to fight a useless war. You need young people to fight wars as Russia is finding out. As it stands Germany needs all hands on deck to maintain their industrial base. The stupid notions that show up on the internet, really.

    • @SovietLegacy
      @SovietLegacy 11 месяцев назад

      Bro what do you mean "as Russia is finding out"? Ukraine is the one that is demanding Ukrainians that fled to come back and serve the country, and kidnapping young men into white vans and conscripting women into the army now.

    • @sedatmehmed4371
      @sedatmehmed4371 11 месяцев назад

      In the case with Austria though it can be done peacefully. Remember the Anschluss?

    • @Firefalse
      @Firefalse 11 месяцев назад +1

      I agree, no one needs war now

    • @UkSapyy
      @UkSapyy 11 месяцев назад

      Third time the charm?

  • @lysanderdamonius3206
    @lysanderdamonius3206 Год назад +80

    I dont think the german would think thats a good idea

    • @yardenar2717
      @yardenar2717 Год назад +1

      Bro you're so skibidi like Freddy fazbear Yankee with no brim ohio level 98 gyatt Smurf cat level rizzed out Patrick bateman smurf cat

    • @frontgamet.v1892
      @frontgamet.v1892 Год назад

      Yeah because the modern Germans are completely manipulated by western and allied propaganda.
      Uniting all the original German territories is not a sin.. I don't agree with Belgium but Austria is still a German country.. Just like Switzerland and all the former territories in the east.. North Schleswig is also part of it, as is Luxembourg.. The Sudetenland is not to forget. These areas have been inhabited by Germans for thousands of years.
      The allies were very shitty in the first world war. Not to compare with the second world war. The British blockade killed many more civilians than the German submarines. The Germans even warned in public newspapers that they will attack certain civilian ships and that the US people should beware as they will attack this ship. Initially, the Germans even gave the ships plenty of time to evacuate. But they had to stop that later as it made them very vulnerable to consistently saying where they were attacking to protect civilians. The Germans attacked civilians in Belgium because the Belgian soldiers disguised themselves as civilians to surprise the Germans. The Germans didn't just invade Belgium. They asked beforehand if they could go through peacefully. You have to see this war from every side as there was no good or bad. Just like before the war. The Germans felt attacked from all sides. Just as Russia was rearming, it was over. The USA was not "neutral" either, as is often said in American schools. Most American settlers were German, yet the US consistently supplied the Allies and broke their neutrality. They tried to ban German language and culture. Every piece of German was removed. Although the settlers had nothing to do with the country politically. For the fact that the Germans made the USA more or less great by producing the largest families in the USA or inventions like jeans or the beginning of the gold rush, they were hated and sometimes even chased away. Not a single president stood up for this group of Americans, who really did something for the country with their working-class mentality. Allied propaganda made everyone in the world hate the Germans. All the great powers allied against the Germans and yet the Germans almost won. It was a period of weeks. If the usa had entered the war a few weeks later.. it would have been dark for the allies. Despite the British blockade, which left the Germans without supplies and one planet against them, the Germans almost won. Shows how overpowered they are. After the war they were held responsible for everything. But we're talking about the bad bad Germans. Don't get me wrong, the Germans screwed up too. But they also had to fight against a planet. That doesn't justify the actions, but makes it more understandable.

    • @TheJohnlemagne
      @TheJohnlemagne Год назад +11

      As the german i have to disagree, i think its in fact a good idea

    • @Directed2212
      @Directed2212 Год назад

      These fake Germans are literally thinking they can invade these lands so easily

    • @lukeit7949
      @lukeit7949 Год назад +13

      ​@@TheJohnlemagnestdu small kid, no one in germany wants this

  • @cam2159
    @cam2159 Месяц назад

    Germany: increases military spending by 5 dollars
    Everyone:

  • @urbanistgod
    @urbanistgod Год назад +83

    Imagine thinking you can just annex Poland so easily in 2023.

    • @gigacatqwww
      @gigacatqwww Год назад +15

      Poland is stronger then Germanyz 20th to 25th 😈

    • @rottenbrat2021
      @rottenbrat2021 Год назад

      Bad news, germany still has a higher chance to win against poland due to the lack of natural borders such as mountains, aswell as being vunerable to all sides in europe

    • @alexandersich4760
      @alexandersich4760 Год назад +18

      Pro tip: you could conspire with one contry to the east.

    • @yosoite
      @yosoite Год назад +18

      ​@@gigacatqwwwbro germany can upgrade their military becouse they have money

    • @AlbertTheGamer-gk7sn
      @AlbertTheGamer-gk7sn Год назад +3

      Well, for the western parts of Poland, it would be easy, as they have significant Germans, and those lands were German through history. For Warsaw and the eastern parts, maybe not.

  • @sn9starship272
    @sn9starship272 11 месяцев назад +92

    One tiny problem: all countries you mentioned are political, economical and military allies of Germany

    • @sodpati
      @sodpati 10 месяцев назад

      Austria could maybe get annexed soon but your being kind fo st5upid because the video is what if Germany gets everything it wants.
      And this would be everything it wants

    • @armanelchapo9509
      @armanelchapo9509 8 месяцев назад

      And a man with mustache is mission

    • @StandardGoose
      @StandardGoose 7 месяцев назад +1

      You misspelled vassals.

    • @TokitoZinn
      @TokitoZinn 7 месяцев назад +1

      Well, germany could annex austria and Slovenia diplomatically manipulating EU
      Poland and belgium germany got Just coalitioned

  • @Theshadowwizard_
    @Theshadowwizard_ 7 месяцев назад +24

    It’s all fun and games till the Austrian painter gets rejected from art school

  • @HMHorrorMaster
    @HMHorrorMaster Месяц назад

    Germanys wildest dreams now:😊
    Germanys wildest dreams then:💀

  • @rajanyodbose7108
    @rajanyodbose7108 Год назад +60

    One problem: Adolf Hitler is no more between the Germans

    • @androsheinemann2745
      @androsheinemann2745 Год назад +6

      He never was, he is Austrian!

    • @shinku5_1
      @shinku5_1 11 месяцев назад

      @@androsheinemann2745 he was German.His dad moved to Austria from Germany and then Hitler was born in Austria and 2nd Austrians are also Germans (same blood)

    • @brazzo975
      @brazzo975 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@androsheinemann2745Austria is part of Germany. Look at the map.

    • @Thetoucanman918
      @Thetoucanman918 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@androsheinemann2745which at the time were considered German, and even if so, he was born in Austria Hungary

    • @androsheinemann2745
      @androsheinemann2745 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@Thetoucanman918 No, 1938 Hitler himself wanted that Austria will become part of Germany (untill 1045). He is Austrian.

  • @V1kihanusova
    @V1kihanusova Год назад +20

    My Austrian grandpa who lives in Argentina and love painting really like this idea-

    • @yardenar2717
      @yardenar2717 Год назад +1

      Bro you're so skibidi like Freddy fazbear Yankee with no brim ohio level 98 gyatt Smurf cat level rizzed out Patrick bateman smurf cat

    • @galatheumbreon6862
      @galatheumbreon6862 Год назад

      This joke is dead and unfunny

  • @joh_9012
    @joh_9012 Год назад +44

    Königsberg would really be a dream to belong to Germany again. The offer of Gorbachev Köngisberg should have been accepted back earlier.

    • @sphyxiation
      @sphyxiation Год назад

      They only way for Germany to get it now is to become Russia's new "autonomous republic"

    • @OLEGEK23
      @OLEGEK23 Год назад +8

      Хрен им, а не Кёнигсберг

    • @linguaLatinae
      @linguaLatinae Год назад +7

      Yes it was so unbelievably stupid this offer was denied

    • @phoenix5054
      @phoenix5054 Год назад +10

      They were busy integrating East Germany, and Konigsberg is hardly ethnically German by then.

    • @VancouverInvestor
      @VancouverInvestor Год назад

      Yeah...full of Russians. Too many problems.

  • @Garlic2111
    @Garlic2111 4 месяца назад +1

    I love how Slovenia was just minding its own business and got bent for the pure sake of having access to the sea

    • @TheTunzl
      @TheTunzl 3 месяца назад

      You are aware od the fake flag he was giving to Slovenia?