I remember when I was about 10. We were on the motorway, and a car in front of us accidentally ran over a seagull. The feathers just exploded everywhere and went all over the car. I burst out laughing and winded myself, which lead my mother to believe I was a psychopath at 10 years old.
to be fair, i think they kinda dropped the whole SCP-video idea. All they post now is multi-hour compilations of their already existing videos. they haven't made anything new in at least 5 months, and even then their content was being bloated with multi-hour compilation videos.
Infographic Show is a shit channel, their history and scp channels are lazy as hell. History Channel has misinformation. SCP Channel was originally understandable with goof quality videos but they just pulled a Kwebblekop without the A.I and started making dumpster fire.
1:47 "Should the Seagull menace grow in theeat, Mr. Illustrated will seriously consider acquiring a pet Eagle to protect the Household." Damn you, now I can only hear a famous Soldier from a popular game made in 2007 going *_"God bless America!"_*
Someday when you are older, you might get hit by a boulder. Then while you're lying there screaming come help me please, the seagulls *hmm* poke your knees.
Honest to god my school had a whole pandemic with people being scared to go out for lunch and break in year 10 at the time (uk) just because there were so many of these bastards flying around squawking and shitting with all the junk food at their disposal Even now like 3 years later it’s a horror story in the friend group
Try the little Owl and Eagle statue things people sometimes put on roof or even around the outside of the yard. They’re very afraid of these raptors and it’s even more effective if you can get a speaker system to occasionally mimic the sounds of a distressed Seagull to enforce that fear.
I promise you don't want to razor wire or glue trap them. When they get caught they'll start fuckin' screaming and then you have to clean bird carcasses off your roof.
they also have a wing span close to a Yong eagle they are surprisingly large the long wings is mostly because they fly long distance and longer wings aid in that
Special Containment Procedures: Get an imitation snake, cat or owl and put it on the roof. One of two things will happen, 1. the seagulls will stay away or 2. they will land in greater numbers and the dummy prediators will join them in a howlfest. If the latter, then it is the house that is the anamoly. In which case call in MTF Chi 6; Conde name: Shit on the Shingles from Site 7734
This makes it look/sound like the scp foundation is trying to help MR. ILLUSTRATED get rid of the sigul problem without bringing attention to themselves.
Theres a channel with a song of bad lip reading of I think The Empire strikes back where yoda also goes on a rant about seagulls, Called "Seagulls, Stop it now!" I think you'd relate.
2:08 many active volcanos are on islands like iceland hawai and indonesia and you would need to move to a new one fairly regularly (every few weeks or months) and seagulls still exist there. the Marianas trench has islands around it so there will still be seagull problems unless you go underwater where you would have to have a generator that would be louder than seagulls, if you use solar then the seagulls will shit on the panels and you would have to go to the surface clean them every so often. and the moon has a guy made from antimatter where if he touches matter he would produce a 4.3 gigaton equivalent of tnt and a true vacuum that changes the laws of physics, the moon does have a casino though
I immediately knew this was an April fool’s day video when I noticed one little detail: birds aren’t real. I’m surprised this wasn’t another 001 proposal. Always trying to keep us on our toes
I showed two of my friends some of your vids because they wanted to get into SCP stuff and I know your video collection has some of the best art and straight from the scp wiki reads
I think you should stop being so annoyed and start being grateful that you've been blessed with these free snacks. They're a personal favourite of mine
Maybe try using a drone to shoo them off your roof -less self harm -save distance -can be armored with many things like: - stick with duck tape - rock drop - picture of Scp 096 - and much more - can get one with a good price Problem solved good luck mr illustrate
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL you know in the states we can buy fake owls to put on roofs to scare the birds off. Those and some aluminium pie pans on strings are frequently used to repel birds. You could also try an ultrasonic sound generator like the ones used to scare off rats.
Mr Illustrated needs to Introduce the seagulls to a hosepipe or an air soft gun. Also, if you use a pressure sensitive mic rather than a desktop model, it won't pick up the sound of their squawking at all. I use an EPOS headset mic. That said, why don't you set your mic to directional rather than 360 degree mode?
Maybe try putting small fans on your roof, i've went to multiple chirstmas dinners and we have these fans that spin to deter flies from the food, so maybe try using the same tactic with seagulls.
I remember a seagull was literally floating a metre behind a young couple and before I could say anything it flew between trying to steal the fries that one of them was holding making a mess.
682 could be of use here provided you make him hate seagulls more than all other life. I also heard that sails on sailboats make excellent barricades when they are chasing fish.
Well a month ago I started feeding this Seagull that was camping on my padeo. Suddenly it brought it's wife, now just today a friend joined in. Now I got 3 Seagulls scouting me from the distance hoping I drop some food on them.
turn them into a feature, while trying to diminish their impact on the video, put a little icon of a seagull face in a random corner for less than half a second with a question at the end of the video about how many times were they heard
Is no joke, i live nearby the sea approx. 3 - 4 km away and in 2014 i had a nest up in my roof that they made in late may. ALREADY for the rest of the warmer time (since they had 2 offsprings), these things shit on our cars, attacked neighbours property (idk, what he said that these devils did) and started yelling as early as 4 in the night!!! I thought that it was a rooster or already their own "morning wakeup", but watch the clock, so - I had hatred for them waking me up.
“When the recording ends, the seagull will fuckoff”
I felt the hatred in that fuckoff
I know the hatred of that f*ckoff
I remember when I was about 10. We were on the motorway, and a car in front of us accidentally ran over a seagull. The feathers just exploded everywhere and went all over the car. I burst out laughing and winded myself, which lead my mother to believe I was a psychopath at 10 years old.
And? Are you? xD
Kinda suspect
Deserved
Fr it's pretty funny.
That bird is hellspawn and you are justified
Nah, seagulls getting the SCP document treatment now 💀💀💀
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
SCP-🦢🐓An white bird with a clawed beak,they will fake missing a limb for food,Class-Euclid,some still remain in some contents.
1:10 It's the Infographics Show trying to remove competiton
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!
to be fair, i think they kinda dropped the whole SCP-video idea. All they post now is multi-hour compilations of their already existing videos. they haven't made anything new in at least 5 months, and even then their content was being bloated with multi-hour compilation videos.
If you compare the quality of the 2 channels, trust me, there is no competition
shit-o-graphics
Infographic Show is a shit channel, their history and scp channels are lazy as hell. History Channel has misinformation. SCP Channel was originally understandable with goof quality videos but they just pulled a Kwebblekop without the A.I and started making dumpster fire.
1:47
"Should the Seagull menace grow in theeat, Mr. Illustrated will seriously consider acquiring a pet Eagle to protect the Household."
Damn you, now I can only hear a famous Soldier from a popular game made in 2007 going *_"God bless America!"_*
*Soldier Tea Four Too.*
This is the best thing that could be done for april fools, just a hilarious concept
Overly describing mundane stuff like they are world-ending anomalies would be the best thing to ever happen-
This isn't even an april fools video, this is just vent art.
Seagulls better stop it now
They're gonna peck you in the coconut!
Got hit in the head with a hackysack
@@AhrpigiAnd poke your knees.
Someday when you are older, you might get hit by a boulder. Then while you're lying there screaming come help me please, the seagulls *hmm* poke your knees.
Before I get mod
Honest to god my school had a whole pandemic with people being scared to go out for lunch and break in year 10 at the time (uk) just because there were so many of these bastards flying around squawking and shitting with all the junk food at their disposal
Even now like 3 years later it’s a horror story in the friend group
**SEAGULL NOISES*
Firecrakers heard later
U mean *seagulls being blown up noises*
Try the little Owl and Eagle statue things people sometimes put on roof or even around the outside of the yard. They’re very afraid of these raptors and it’s even more effective if you can get a speaker system to occasionally mimic the sounds of a distressed Seagull to enforce that fear.
"Seagulls stop it now" from bad lip reading Star Wars perfectly describes this situation
What
Poor yoda
@@bigwsly don't fall asleep luke
@@furiousdestroyer2.050look it up, it’s a glorious thing.
SCP 1781: The Devil's Seagull
Classification: Keter
Those God dam Seagulls
That "Fuck Seagulls" at the was personal lol!
No one's chips will be safe
I promise you don't want to razor wire or glue trap them. When they get caught they'll start fuckin' screaming and then you have to clean bird carcasses off your roof.
Seagulls, stop it now!
Guess those Seagulls better...stop it now!
*Yoda proceeds to dance*
_Get out,_ but not before taking this:🏅
the anger in this is palpable
As someone who has never seen a seagull irl, I thought they are pigeon size, not chicken size. I guess I never thought about it really...
They’re actually in between the size of a pigeon and the size of a chicken but are a bit closer to pigeon sized usually.
they also have a wing span close to a Yong eagle they are surprisingly large the long wings is mostly because they fly long distance and longer wings aid in that
Depends on the species tbf, a seagull is not one species. You have a fair number of species who can grow very large.
"Seagulls...Stop it Now" -Yoda
Okay, NOW I WANNA SEE A KETER CLASS SEAGULL SCP DOCUMENT
_🎵Nothing I could do but yell when those birds attacked me🎵_
Special Containment Procedures: Get an imitation snake, cat or owl and put it on the roof. One of two things will happen, 1. the seagulls will stay away or 2. they will land in greater numbers and the dummy prediators will join them in a howlfest. If the latter, then it is the house that is the anamoly. In which case call in MTF Chi 6; Conde name: Shit on the Shingles from Site 7734
This makes it look/sound like the scp foundation is trying to help MR. ILLUSTRATED get rid of the sigul problem without bringing attention to themselves.
Theres a channel with a song of bad lip reading of I think The Empire strikes back where yoda also goes on a rant about seagulls, Called "Seagulls, Stop it now!" I think you'd relate.
seagulls are protected by a migratory bird act form 1920 in the uk. i feel ya pain.
That’s crazy they need some population control
Happy April Fools Day!!!
Yes, get an eagle. It's cries are such that you will miss the seagull very quickly.
The sound of vengeance is superior to seagulls and the satisfaction of completing the goal
I dunno man, when you get to drop lines like "Screaming Eagles!" I think it's a fair trade
i dont like april fools day videos
HOWEVER, this one takes the cake.
Why do you not like them, they are hillarious
@@Pioneer_DE short answer: they are way too unfunny.
@@randomraaah420 I see
honestly, I would genuinely LOVE if you did more day to day "anomalies" like this every now and then. Even if only as april fool's day vids :3
The birbs are coming
had a similar experience with crows, all quiet then the loudest group caw caw caw, like death it self was outside of my house lol
The SCP Foundation really be hiring seagulls nowadays
Have you tried a strong squirtgun.
LMAO!
I couldn’t stop laughing when he said “The seagull appears to have an instinctual awareness of when a recording is happening”
The seagulls are definitely a relative to SCP-1507 but just in real life.
2:08 many active volcanos are on islands like iceland hawai and indonesia and you would need to move to a new one fairly regularly (every few weeks or months) and seagulls still exist there.
the Marianas trench has islands around it so there will still be seagull problems unless you go underwater where you would have to have a generator that would be louder than seagulls, if you use solar then the seagulls will shit on the panels and you would have to go to the surface clean them every so often.
and the moon has a guy made from antimatter where if he touches matter he would produce a 4.3 gigaton equivalent of tnt and a true vacuum that changes the laws of physics, the moon does have a casino though
It appears the Sun truly never sets on the Seagle Empire
I immediately knew this was an April fool’s day video when I noticed one little detail: birds aren’t real. I’m surprised this wasn’t another 001 proposal. Always trying to keep us on our toes
Problem: Seagulls, flying dumpsters
Solution: Poison food, scavengers ate something they shouldn't. Perfect crime 😈
All the bread will be mine! 🍞 🦆
I showed two of my friends some of your vids because they wanted to get into SCP stuff and I know your video collection has some of the best art and straight from the scp wiki reads
Happy easter and april fools my dudes
I think you should stop being so annoyed and start being grateful that you've been blessed with these free snacks. They're a personal favourite of mine
The UK does not allow its people to hunt these vermin
I see the SCP foundation's department of censorship is doing their job
Maybe try using a drone to shoo them off your roof
-less self harm
-save distance
-can be armored with many things like: - stick with duck tape
- rock drop
- picture of Scp 096
- and much more
- can get one with a good price
Problem solved good luck mr illustrate
Man im sorry to hear that bro,Oh also the drawing tipd ya gave ne has bsen really helpful thxanks agian man
It's like the SCP about seals that REALLY hate a guy named Carl
I don't think there's a single human being on the planet that has had an interaction with a seagull, but never had a negative one.
Have you tried to install a garden sprinkler hose up there? My neighbor install one (due to pigeons) and It works pretty well.
I need all of those audiofiles, as many as possible please
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL you know in the states we can buy fake owls to put on roofs to scare the birds off. Those and some aluminium pie pans on strings are frequently used to repel birds. You could also try an ultrasonic sound generator like the ones used to scare off rats.
Imagine how bad it would if a, "when day breaks" event happens how horrifying that would be dealing with melted seaguls scwarking!
Sound, likely you had an outbreak of SCP-539677, Euclid. Commonly known as seagulls in Contemporary Angelo.
Dude animating everyday troubles with great hyperbole is an amazing video seroes idea
Mr Illustrated needs to Introduce the seagulls to a hosepipe or an air soft gun.
Also, if you use a pressure sensitive mic rather than a desktop model, it won't pick up the sound of their squawking at all. I use an EPOS headset mic. That said, why don't you set your mic to directional rather than 360 degree mode?
Maybe try putting small fans on your roof, i've went to multiple chirstmas dinners and we have these fans that spin to deter flies from the food, so maybe try using the same tactic with seagulls.
This was very much needed😂
Damn, I didn't know bro was seeing someone, good stuff Mr. Illustrated!
Flying Rats!!! Also Happy April Fools Mr. Illustrator!!!
The only april fools video I'll GLADLY rewatch!
Suggestion for contamination:
Use anti-avian spiked barbs integrated into the roof structure
Try a scarecrow made from their natural predators. Make sure it’s dynamic so it moves n makes noise every so often
We just want to be part of the SCP videos too ; w ;
I remember a seagull was literally floating a metre behind a young couple and before I could say anything it flew between trying to steal the fries that one of them was holding making a mess.
This is absolutely hilarious. I’m dying at work
Try a strobe light or a plastic owl, there help keep bird and especially seagulls
Never even noticed, lol!
Now I want the videos to be marked when the videos contain a seagull.
682 could be of use here provided you make him hate seagulls more than all other life. I also heard that sails on sailboats make excellent barricades when they are chasing fish.
Well a month ago I started feeding this Seagull that was camping on my padeo.
Suddenly it brought it's wife, now just today a friend joined in.
Now I got 3 Seagulls scouting me from the distance hoping I drop some food on them.
He's documenting his ferocious encounter with anomalous seagulls, designated A - E
Have you thought of constructing a scare seagul
turn them into a feature, while trying to diminish their impact on the video, put a little icon of a seagull face in a random corner for less than half a second with a question at the end of the video about how many times were they heard
Seagull noises are information hazards
It almost looks like you drew this in 2 and a half hours. NICE
Happy April 1st
1:01 Mr. Illustrated, for free?!
This shit makes the day break series horror element look like if you had a normal lizard face 682, hint, the sun is not 682.
Hey MR. ILLUSTRATED. You have a seagul problem. I advise you get soundproof windows. That should, at least, make the seagulls less noisy.
Holy smokes, this is GOLDEN! I LOVE THIS EPISODE!
This is the best hilarious April fools day video
I’d imagine that when recording these voicelines he had to redo them because of the seagulls.
Scp-0000000 the loud seagulls
love this hope it works out for you
Here i thought the teasers were hinting at bird island 🤣
This might be a bit much, but what about placing tacks pointy side up on the roof?
I like how this looks like a crazy Metal gear solid story mixed with some wikihow images, you should start a spin-off channel unrelated to SCP!
I mean you can flavor it sometimes that you are reading from an ocean side site ;)
would be funny if the seagulls started squaking when you go to sleep and stopping when you need to wake up
Got a good laugh out of me! Happy April fools!
I thought this was gonna be the SCP bird hub
This was a hilarious watch
Think we need to work with the goc on this one
Could add ocean noises. Embrace the seagulls
i laugh from start to ebginning, with the sneak peak, iw as expecting any Eldritch horror but that one is beyound it, beautifull!
Seagulls R2 pigeons,as rats R2 sewer rats...
Personaly i love the little fellas
I love seeing them cause chaos
Object class: explained, potential neutralized of they wont stop being annoying
Is no joke, i live nearby the sea approx. 3 - 4 km away and in 2014 i had a nest up in my roof that they made in late may. ALREADY for the rest of the warmer time (since they had 2 offsprings), these things shit on our cars, attacked neighbours property (idk, what he said that these devils did) and started yelling as early as 4 in the night!!! I thought that it was a rooster or already their own "morning wakeup", but watch the clock, so - I had hatred for them waking me up.