I live in Colorado Springs and we are in the middle of a scandal where a couple who owned a few Funeral homes just stored over 200 bodies and just... didn't bury or cremate them. Just took peoples money, gave them fake ashes, and lied about the plots. Just caught the husband and hes on like 100 mil bond
@@pattern_world_clockwork6812 I moved here from Wichita Kansas like a year ago and I’m STUNNED by the shit I’ve seen. And Wichita is WAY more wild than people think.
Only reason the guy went to prison for eating someone that voluntarily wanted to be eaten was because the government didn't get the tax revenue off the transaction.
Fleccas Talks is the best new podcast of all time, but then there's Normal World, which gives Fleccas Talks stiff competition for the best new podcast of all time. Shit, maybe Normal World is the best new podcast of all time. I appreciate you guys and look forward to that middle of the week every week.
OF ALL TIIIIMMME… I used to watch Fleccas every ep from the start, but they got too repetitive for me, and I haven’t watched in a couple months. But I miss them too. Gah!
So, a friend of mine that I served with in the Navy was a mortician before he joined up. I'm sure he would have a ton, but he called it earning your Black Wings.
My grandma used to work at the hospital when I was a kid & dude who worked in the morgue got caught filming himself with the bodies. Was a pretty big deal in town because even us kids heard about it.
My birthday is Christmas Eve and I love it! My entire life every person I told would respond with, “I’m sorry,” or “wow, that must suck!” Honestly it doesn’t, but I think it depends on your mindset. My dads family has celebrated Christmas on Christmas Eve long before I was around and they didn’t change that when I was born so I see everyone opening gifts on my birthday, but all of my family is obligated to watch me open the first gift and I milk that time. I never really got birthday parties because everyone was either out of town, busy with their own family or couldn’t afford another gift. My mom tried celebrating on my half birthday, but it really wasn’t the same. Growing up my family worked hard to make the day special, my aunts and uncles would take me out to lunch or go ice skating before all the festivities. As an adult I now just give myself a Birthday Week from Christmas Eve until New Years Eve. It’s mostly a joke, but it gets me out of a lot of things, I just say, “No sorry can’t do that, I’m celebrating my birthday week.” I hope your daughter grows up to love her birthday like I still do!
To the guy who asked about when you tell your kids,you don't! Let them believe as long as possible. Convince them. I have a 14 yr old who hasn't since age 9. My 8 yr stopped believing last year,right before Christmas and I couldn't convince her 💔 and my almost 6 year old is starting to question. Matt Walsh once said something about if they don't start at least questioning by grade 1 then you should be concerned,but Matt has the same qualifications as me...none..aside from being a parent...and I say...as long as they aren't going into middle school,you/they should be fine... I was 9 when I stopped believing and that was only because my brother showed me the stash in our mom's closet....
Damn I really missed you guys last week. Its always like a palate cleanser for media. I get to watching too much intense stuff and your show is always welcomed catharsis
48:43 I was 12, and I only found out because my dad woke me up being the Tooth Fairy. 😂 I was like, “Well, wait. If she’s not real, does that mean the Easter Bunny and Santa aren’t real, either?”
Dude brought up Hess trucks, that’s a throwback for sure. My buddy’s dad did ship work up in NY and would bring those back for Christmas. Hadn’t thought of those things in years. Texaco had a similar thing with trucks and planes.
when Garrett talks about "old money" I wondered if he thinks of Lovecraft stories like rats in the walls where spoiler alert........... an old powerful family heir finds his ancestors were eating man-pigs the story does not end well LOL
the only late night show worth watching at all! You know why it's funny! 1/4 black i see that dr pepper ! i am having dr pepper too ! all love the dr pepper!
I am a tool. Purchased the Miracle Sheets through Amazon. Didn't get the Normal World discount. Haven't washed them yet, 😅😅😅😅. Will wash after Michigan vs. everyone. I still want to see if I can get down on the free towls and whatnot. Could you all provide any help?
My grandma used to get me a Hess truck every year for Christmas. Eventually I got old enough that my dad was upset I was still getting toys for Christmas, so we kind of stopped
My niece learned Santa wasn't factual when she was 12. I don't think her mom could bear to take away the fantasy from her lol. I used to call my ex up and tell her it was Santa when she was misbehaving and he'd sell the whole Santa spiel lol (my ex & I are quite amicable). Ah, that was fun.
I was like 9 or 10… I was being nosey and snooping in my mom’s jewelry box and found all my damn baby teeth. I had pretty bad ADHD as a kid (moderately as an adult) and would question EVERYTHING already.. b to find those teeth, I asked my mother so many questions, so fast that she didn’t even have time to come up with an excuse. After 2 minutes and 30 questions later, she finally just yelled “BECAUSE THEYRE NOT REAL!!!!! IIIITTTSSS MMMMEEEE!!” Needless to say, I continued the questions and she just walked out of the room. 😂😂😂 My oldest 2 children’s father is against “lying the children” so they learned when they were old enough to understand what holidays even were. I think 5 or 6 maybe. But my youngest daughter (who has a different father) believed until she was 8. Kids at school told her… they’re all teens now but I still lay out their stuff on Xmas eve
Birthdays that are close to Xmas DO indeed SUCK!! At least when you’re a kid. Adults don’t really matter 🙃 Mine is Jan 3rd… everyone is broke, tired, and completely over the holidays by the time my bday rolls around. Everyone who has a bday that is at least 2 weeks before or 2 weeks after Xmas has probably had to deal with getting bday/Xmas gifts (at least from family members) at the same time the majority of their lives. I blessed 2 of my children with December bdays as well. Dec 4th and 15th. But I go out of my way to make sure we do bday stuff separately from Xmas.
I SOOO want MIRACLE SHEETS! And if I didn’t have four disgusting children and a 10 day old baby who I know will all ruin these sheets in a week I would have ordered them. Can’t wait to be alone again in like 15 years so I can enjoy these wonderful sheets. Hope the promo code still works then. And the world still exists. Patience.
I've watched some fucked up shit, but wtf was this episode lmao!? Are Dave and Garrett trying to get kicked from The Blaze? It seems like it. Hopefully they own the namesake of Normal World 😂
49:08 I never told them,plus argued why other kids were crazy for saying Santa’s fake.lol My oldest said 4th grade,Santa and I have the same penmanship. My youngest in 3rd,lol I guess it was Santa’s exchange policy that gave it away…
What is your favorite term associated with necrophilia? Mine is 'Ghoul Poon.'
Mine is Dry-Aged Gash.. or for the ladies 'its not the stiffess of the mortis that counts, its the vigor of the rigor'
In showbiz, I believe it's called a "cold opening"
Sour snatch
Mortuary muff
Corpse crushin
If you're reading this, you understand Landau comedy is the only coping mechanism we have these days. Thank you NRML World!
They the best
The blackness is comforting
For real. Jim Breuer does a great job as well. Sharing truth in a funny way.
Him, and also Theo Von
I wouldn't say "only", just being real. God bless.
I live in Colorado Springs and we are in the middle of a scandal where a couple who owned a few Funeral homes just stored over 200 bodies and just... didn't bury or cremate them. Just took peoples money, gave them fake ashes, and lied about the plots. Just caught the husband and hes on like 100 mil bond
Wild probably being cheap on the electric bill...
wow
Yeah I heard something about that. Messed up....
Yikes 😬
@@pattern_world_clockwork6812 I moved here from Wichita Kansas like a year ago and I’m STUNNED by the shit I’ve seen.
And Wichita is WAY more wild than people think.
My uncle used to buy me a Hess truck set every year for Christmas. I treated them like crap and now they would be worth a decent amount of money. 😢
I lost it when Dave was sitting there and said "I am trying to make this fun." With that grin and the eyes tracing the room. Love this show so much!
Only reason the guy went to prison for eating someone that voluntarily wanted to be eaten was because the government didn't get the tax revenue off the transaction.
Cannibalism > Government
Is that true? That’s insane. They got my man like Capone.
Just so you know, the UK media have buried this story, because I read the news every day and I've never heard this...
The streaker probably escaped from the underground tunnels hidden in the small world ride.
That's why they gagged and hogtied him. So He can't talk about what's really going on.
Man, Candice was not ready for Dave and I'm here for it. That was fantastic.
Sam Kinison said it best. Oooooooow!!! Oh oh oooooooow!!!!
So much fun! Thanks for having us Normal World!!! 😘
Our pleasure!
I got so excited when Candice was defending swallowing babies for some reason. Can't quite put my finger on why though lol.
Y’all definitely HAVE to come back!! Great show!
This was a great episode! Come back soon
You guys were great!
The early bird gets the worm, and the second mouse gets the cheese.
My mind is telling me noooooo! But my body!...... My body says yeeeaaaahhh!! - Hospital workers defense team.
That man had rights
For whoever writes the descriptions, its Candice Horbacz, not Orbacz.
Ayy that’s our boy Gerard!! 🙌🙌 LFG!!
Fleccas Talks is the best new podcast of all time, but then there's Normal World, which gives Fleccas Talks stiff competition for the best new podcast of all time. Shit, maybe Normal World is the best new podcast of all time.
I appreciate you guys and look forward to that middle of the week every week.
OF ALL TIIIIMMME…
I used to watch Fleccas every ep from the start, but they got too repetitive for me, and I haven’t watched in a couple months. But I miss them too. Gah!
The only two podcasts I watch!
Haha fleccas talks takes the cake.
So, a friend of mine that I served with in the Navy was a mortician before he joined up. I'm sure he would have a ton, but he called it earning your Black Wings.
My grandma used to work at the hospital when I was a kid & dude who worked in the morgue got caught filming himself with the bodies. Was a pretty big deal in town because even us kids heard about it.
on the funny meter Dave scores an 11/10.
My birthday is Christmas Eve and I love it! My entire life every person I told would respond with, “I’m sorry,” or “wow, that must suck!” Honestly it doesn’t, but I think it depends on your mindset. My dads family has celebrated Christmas on Christmas Eve long before I was around and they didn’t change that when I was born so I see everyone opening gifts on my birthday, but all of my family is obligated to watch me open the first gift and I milk that time. I never really got birthday parties because everyone was either out of town, busy with their own family or couldn’t afford another gift. My mom tried celebrating on my half birthday, but it really wasn’t the same. Growing up my family worked hard to make the day special, my aunts and uncles would take me out to lunch or go ice skating before all the festivities. As an adult I now just give myself a Birthday Week from Christmas Eve until New Years Eve. It’s mostly a joke, but it gets me out of a lot of things, I just say, “No sorry can’t do that, I’m celebrating my birthday week.” I hope your daughter grows up to love her birthday like I still do!
17:05
Yes! Airheads was great! Love that film. Especially the opening track by Lemmy & Ice-T. ☕️👍🏻
That was Born To Raise Hell iIrc,Whitfield Crane from Ugly Kid Joe sang on it with them.
Good days man. 🤘😝🤘
Hands down best late night show.
Fun fact. The song "Eaten" by Bloodbath is about that guy finding the dude who volunteered to get cannibalized. Weird story. A Death Metal classic.
its called Black Metal check out the. band MAYHEM Singer found guitarist corpse after suicide and ate some brain pieces and made some soup.
To the guy who asked about when you tell your kids,you don't! Let them believe as long as possible. Convince them. I have a 14 yr old who hasn't since age 9. My 8 yr stopped believing last year,right before Christmas and I couldn't convince her 💔 and my almost 6 year old is starting to question.
Matt Walsh once said something about if they don't start at least questioning by grade 1 then you should be concerned,but Matt has the same qualifications as me...none..aside from being a parent...and I say...as long as they aren't going into middle school,you/they should be fine...
I was 9 when I stopped believing and that was only because my brother showed me the stash in our mom's closet....
Thanks
Nice Tim & Eric reference 👌
Was gonna eat dinner tonight. No Im ok now.
This show was so dark and yet, I laughed so hard I cried.
When you only watched Crowder because of Dave
yup😂
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
God damn that segway defies the laws of physics
That electrician has many talents and doesnt discriminate on age.😂🎉
On a plane and this is better than any other form of entertainment. Love the crew. Keep up the great work.💪🏼👏🏼
1/4 Black's joke about "Stomp the Jarl" didn't get nearly enough credit.
Gives a whole new meaning to body count
I swear this show is everything anyone could ask for in a daily late night like comedy show!
I'm completely addicted!
Having worked in the funeral industry... it is filled with some very... interesting people.
Fun fact - Jonathan Davis worked in an M.E.'s office,before he joined the band Korn as their singer. 😊
Aloha & Blessings Everyone!!!! Hail the Fellowship & the 199
Damn I really missed you guys last week. Its always like a palate cleanser for media. I get to watching too much intense stuff and your show is always welcomed catharsis
48:43 I was 12, and I only found out because my dad woke me up being the Tooth Fairy. 😂 I was like, “Well, wait. If she’s not real, does that mean the Easter Bunny and Santa aren’t real, either?”
Y'all are a bright light in a dark world. Love you.
Don't bring back MATT MACLOWER
&
Don't bring back CANDICE!!!!!!
Love you guys! Merry Christmas to all of you!
The answer is they didn't miss him. Same way they didnt miss Jimmy Saville. It was allowed
Same with Epstein, Jerry Sandusky, Larry Nassar, and basically any Hollywood executive ever.
Legit funny guys. Eva Lovia as a guest was cooler than I thought she'd be.
I use to get a Hess truck for Christmas. I'm a NY'er, but I'm in the club!
If you’re gonna streak at Disneyland, you don’t do it at Small World; you go to Thunder Mountain.
Really need to run the show longer!
I saw a car the other day with a student driver sticker upside down and when they turned I noticed it was missing half its front bumper. 😂
Taking hallucinogens while at Disney is kind of a thing.
The question is: when does grave robbing become archeology?
It's not the length of time, it's the hat. Grimy tophat? Grave robbing. Tan safari hat? Archeology.
The early bird gets the two in a bush and one in the stink.
Hey that electrician just left and now all the corpses have masks on?
Great show guys! I can't tell you how great it is that this show exists! Keep it up! 👌
Glad you enjoy it!
Dude brought up Hess trucks, that’s a throwback for sure. My buddy’s dad did ship work up in NY and would bring those back for Christmas. Hadn’t thought of those things in years. Texaco had a similar thing with trucks and planes.
Same in FL
2:00 that 13yr old mold bit was Fkn hilarious....
Great to see all you guys doing so well. Congratulations on the show, Dave.
when Garrett talks about "old money" I wondered if he thinks of Lovecraft stories like rats in the walls where spoiler alert...........
an old powerful family heir finds his ancestors were eating man-pigs the story does not end well LOL
Ah yes,one of the infamous "four families" of Innsmouth,who swore fealty to the dark forces of the Elder gods. 👾
Not my proudest fap
Why do you think baking soda puts out petroleum fires so well? Playing both sides of the coin
I love this show. Hope you all keep it up.
Free drugs AND they'll kill me? Best gift ever!
"Yeah! Free dismemberment!"
- Beavis -
'Beavis And Butthead'
😂😂😂
the only late night show worth watching at all! You know why it's funny! 1/4 black i see that dr pepper ! i am having dr pepper too ! all love the dr pepper!
10:30 - Jeeeeeezus Dave 😅
Serial Killer Therapy interviews? 🔪🎃
I am a tool. Purchased the Miracle Sheets through Amazon. Didn't get the Normal World discount. Haven't washed them yet, 😅😅😅😅. Will wash after Michigan vs. everyone. I still want to see if I can get down on the free towls and whatnot. Could you all provide any help?
Explain that to the kids
Candice looks so familiar, i can't quite place where....
The one that Got punch 👊 in a Domestic ID Show & The one that the TRANSGENDER Woman Shoved in your Tongue 😝 while 💊 unconscious
My grandma used to get me a Hess truck every year for Christmas. Eventually I got old enough that my dad was upset I was still getting toys for Christmas, so we kind of stopped
That mold joke was top-tier and really helped set the tone for the rest of the show. #PukingFromLaughter🤮👍
I don't think Dave realizes that Wheels Inn is only something people from Detroit and Southern Ontario know about.
46:13 here here!! Drives me f***in nuts
I like Dave's calm demeanor when he says the most outlandish shit. He just goes "Yeah...so, anyway." lol his nonchalant deliveries are the best.
Dave is just hilarious. omfg haven't laughed that hard in a long time.
Probably the wrong channel to be using "omfg"
@@DesignRhythm now you said "omfg" too!! Damn huh
@@Buckpwnz Sorry your parents must have been related.
I was not texting but almost hitting a pedestrian with a stroller is one of the scariest moments ever. Please be alert.
My stomach hurts from laughing,
Wilford Brimley's Bloomin' Toes are my least favorite Outback Steakhouse appetizer.
I love this show!!!
Oprning w the Tom Hanks joke was a amazinv way to get started. Holy sh
The Hess truck's here and it's better than ever, for Christmas this year the Hess truck's here...
My niece learned Santa wasn't factual when she was 12. I don't think her mom could bear to take away the fantasy from her lol.
I used to call my ex up and tell her it was Santa when she was misbehaving and he'd sell the whole Santa spiel lol (my ex & I are quite amicable). Ah, that was fun.
I was like 9 or 10… I was being nosey and snooping in my mom’s jewelry box and found all my damn baby teeth. I had pretty bad ADHD as a kid (moderately as an adult) and would question EVERYTHING already.. b to find those teeth, I asked my mother so many questions, so fast that she didn’t even have time to come up with an excuse. After 2 minutes and 30 questions later, she finally just yelled “BECAUSE THEYRE NOT REAL!!!!! IIIITTTSSS MMMMEEEE!!” Needless to say, I continued the questions and she just walked out of the room. 😂😂😂 My oldest 2 children’s father is against “lying the children” so they learned when they were old enough to understand what holidays even were. I think 5 or 6 maybe. But my youngest daughter (who has a different father) believed until she was 8. Kids at school told her… they’re all teens now but I still lay out their stuff on Xmas eve
Man, Hammer is really leaning into that Patrick Bateman Grindset.... Also, if Dave does Taxidermy himself, who will he donate himself too?
Killer shirt QB!
Handsome Dan is from Waynes World 2, still a funny movie, be sure to cross your t's and dot your . . . lower case j's.
So we gonna ignore how the first skit about Biden there was a weed plant in the background? Lol
Great episode as always. I wish I could be successful enough at something to be a guest on this show. I'm guessing self loathing doesn't count though.
Womp wommmp 😂
LOSER jk love you bud
Dave's not going to give you his chair! Lol just kidding Dave, if you read this for some odd reason. Love ya bro!
Birthdays that are close to Xmas DO indeed SUCK!! At least when you’re a kid. Adults don’t really matter 🙃 Mine is Jan 3rd… everyone is broke, tired, and completely over the holidays by the time my bday rolls around. Everyone who has a bday that is at least 2 weeks before or 2 weeks after Xmas has probably had to deal with getting bday/Xmas gifts (at least from family members) at the same time the majority of their lives. I blessed 2 of my children with December bdays as well. Dec 4th and 15th. But I go out of my way to make sure we do bday stuff separately from Xmas.
I SOOO want MIRACLE SHEETS! And if I didn’t have four disgusting children and a 10 day old baby who I know will all ruin these sheets in a week I would have ordered them. Can’t wait to be alone again in like 15 years so I can enjoy these wonderful sheets. Hope the promo code still works then. And the world still exists.
Patience.
8:00 -ish
The hair & nails don't grow after death...it's actually the skin receeding, exposing more as it decays/decrades.
I died, stoppppp! Holy mackerel this sheit is good !
I've watched some fucked up shit, but wtf was this episode lmao!? Are Dave and Garrett trying to get kicked from The Blaze? It seems like it. Hopefully they own the namesake of Normal World 😂
People need to realise how much it sucks to have others chosen for monetary assistance… whilst the rest are left out…
Aloha Normal World residents🤙
49:08 I never told them,plus argued why other kids were crazy for saying Santa’s fake.lol My oldest said 4th grade,Santa and I have the same penmanship. My youngest in 3rd,lol I guess it was Santa’s exchange policy that gave it away…
This episode had me snorting IRL. Merry Fucking Christmas!
Wheels Inn in Canada!! Totally forgot about that place
funniest show so far still laughing
You guys should do a "Let's Play" series for all us nerdy fans
Angela went from the Italian Boy to MAry Tyler Moore
Look in the camera and say “Bang Bus.”
Bang Bus? I thought this was a Greyhound.
Dave with the spiciest joke of the evening.