Hilarious: Koch Brother's Embarrassing Son Has Worst Shirt Promo EVER
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- Опубликовано: 26 дек 2017
- In this Majority Report clip, we watch a T-Shirt company promo from Koch son Wyat Koch. And it's bad. Really bad.
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--His name is Wyatt Koch, and he is, in order of importance, 1) the 31-year-old son of the billionaire heir Bill Koch and 2) the proprietor of a Florida-based company named Wyatt Ingraham-the company’s name appears to be pronounced “Wyatt Ingra-ham”-that sells garish $120 shirts to idiots. It is, I think, not unfair to Wyatt to say that point 2) in that last sentence is wholly dependent on point 1). Bill Koch is the least well-known of the hugely rich Koch brothers-where Charles and David Koch are let’s say famous for spending billions of dollars to elect/procure politicians who will support the arch-libertarian anti-tax economic policies they prefer, Bill is probably best known for having built a sprawling (and private) Wild West Village for his collection of memorabilia on his Colorado ranch. (A fourth brother, Frederick, is an art collector.*) As with everything about the Koch family, from their father’s economic ties to Stalin-era Russia on forward, it is all just a little bit too much-too on-the-nose in the broad strokes of its villainy, too thuddingly obvious in the picayune unpleasantness of the particulars. In this sense, and also in the sense that they seem finally to have succeeded in buying something like the country that they wanted, the Kochs are very much of this shared national moment. Wyatt, though, seems a little more of the moment than the rest.--
The Koch brothers should be in jail for undermining our country's electoral system.
Don't forget environmental rape....
And, funding the climate-change deniers.
At least one is dead now. Fingers crossed the next one leaves this mortal coil soon as well.
That drawing looks like something a third grader would draw, yet he thinks he's a designer. Money can buy anything but not talent. His shirts are so awful and his promo is like an SNL parody.
kristabella222 The sad thing is, someone like him with limitless cash, if he really wanted to launch a fashion line, he could go to any design school, hire some talented students and give them a start designing for him. But noooo, he loves douchey shirts? He wants to be surrounded by douchey shirts all day long, so he starts a company that makes douchey shirts and forces everyone around him to wear the shirts. Whether anyone buys he shirt is irrelevant. He wants to pretend to have a job, so that’s what he’ll do.
Money can buy you a bunch of sycophants that tell you you're talented apparently.
It’s such an inspiring story!!! You can do *anything* despite your lack of talent, taste, and good looks, just as long as you have been born into immense wealth...
Zed Mann inspiring? This makes me so sad. This is why people are so shitty to each other, because they think money is all that matters.
ASMRyouVEGANyet? Do you understand what sarcasm is?
Zed Mann that's right🤣🤣
ASMRyouVEGANyet?, exactly!!
What is the end goal...
Zed Mann That sounds a little vicious I must say.
Wow, the Koch brothers had a son together? Those shirts make a lot more sense now.
josh420masterB
did the Koch brothers actually fuck each other to make offspring? Wow
If the title of this video is to be believed...
😂 Stop, I just spit out my milk.
Haha that’s exactly where my mind went when I read the title
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 genius!
Those shirts look like they were made from the novelty fabrics at the craft store.
ASMRyouVEGANyet? It looks like something I would have purchased at the state fair when I was 11 to go with my balloon and fake chain
It's the lularoe for men
This is what happens when you take away peoples incentive to do well, which is why we need to tax their inheritances at 90%, so they will be aspire to work hard and not rely on hand outs. ;p
We should let the poor keep there parents money. Tho
He could have followed the traditional trust fund baby route and become a DJ, but this kid has moxie! It takes guts to go out to a bar wearing a shirt that screams "hey baby, I've got rope and duct tape in my trunk!"
I usually just bring chocolate and flowers. Rich people culture is so weird.
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BMWM316 G Clearly Wyatt is not a true loser, he would create his own wealth regardless of his inheritance. These shirts are amazing! Who doesn't want to be a walking reminder to check your drinks for roofies?
They don't want to pay taxes while they're alive either. So while the working classes pays for the infrastructure that facilitates their insane wealth and the military that defends it (well, at least the part that isn't paid in Chinese debt slips), they can pay for their son to publicly sweep their cash in to a pile and light it on fire.
At least it's not going to be a problem for too much longer because our national, pathological avoidance of fiscal responsibility will eventually strip the dollar for all it's worth and poor Wyatt will have to resort to giving hand jobs under an overpass to feed his raging fast food addiction.
He's a ginger Kim Il Un from North Korea.
Let's try to keep him away from the nukes.
you nailed it lol
He needs a job
I really liked his drawing of the footless cabbage patch kid.
killing with faint praise
You can see, from that drawing, that Wyatt has worked really really hard to develop his art and design skills. It just goes to show how super-humanly skilled you can be, if you never have to work for a thing in your life. ;P
He looks like a Fat ass Weeble in a shitty shirt.
Whoa, I forgot about cabbage patch kids. I don't know now whether I think he's more like one of them or the Pillsbury dough boy.
Look out Zac Posen
Holy shit. I made a huge mistake by watching this at work. I was laughing so hard I was crying.
That's the face of a "man" who has never had sex he didn't need to pay for.
The estate tax should be 100%
I'm against Capitalism as much as any sane human, but 100% estate tax is bout the stupidest non solution I've heard. 14 people have liked your idiotic childish comment so far. Something wrong with peoples heads. A little socialism for this country would be good, but I'm glad someone like you doesn't make decisions that affect normal people ( I hope ) plz tell me your joking
The estate tax specifically for the koch's should be 100%
@@notsayingimbetterthanyoubu3187 pretty sure its a joke, pal
This is the shirt equivalent of an ugly X-mas sweater.
Andrew_Owens I’d rather wear a Xmas shirt
I'd rather star in a Japanese torture porn film. When I saw his drawing I gouged my eyes out with a fork! Oh the sweet relief!
Good one. his taste is,in his mouth
Did that jagoff really say "discoteca"?
lmaoooo
I wonder if that is the slang in south florida? Otherwise (most likely) this kid lives in such a closed bubble that he thinks saying that is the coolest thing since his servants never say that it is stupid
And then he said nightclub which is what discoteca means in Spanish
Yes, apparently he has not been to one but has seen the word written down, and took the silent E in -que to be a-pronounsta
Did you just call him jagoff? 😃
Holy Sh*t, He's a ginger Peter Griffin.
LMAO
Dean Morrow, Cartman grown up???!!! Lmao
Richie Rich's uncool cousin.
That's a red headed Pillsbury Dough man in a fucked up shirt.
So yeah, millions will suffer to pay for this guy's lifetime of bumper lanes.
My $20 Hawaiian shirts look far better than his. These things look like novelty pyjamas.
Those things cost ~100$ www.wyattingraham.com/shop and aparently they're discounted right now. Normaly they'd cost 120-140$ . Thats just absurd for how terrible those things look ...
These are the kind of shirts you usually find in those boxes filled with clothes nobody wants to buy for 5 bucks just to get rid of them .
Pyjamas for 30 year olds with a mental age of 4.
Hi, DT!!!! You're the best.
Seriously, everyone should subscribe to Dangerously Talented.
He is hilarious.
I'd pay $100 to *avoid* having to wear one of those abortions. Who the hell dresses like that? What am I, It?
I usually say, "Eat the rich," but in this case, ewww.
Carl Hoffman Eating this faulty spawn of Satan would be cancerous to your health.
Beggars can't be choosers! literally XD
One advantage of being a billionaire is you can hire models to hang out with you.
A cheaper alternative is slip something into her drink when she isn't looking.
Looks like he has a passion for the refrigerator.
LOL
I knew someone was going to say something about his weight. I thought it was going to be “it looks like his passion is eating” LMAO 😂
Fuck. Does he have to be a fellow ginger? I need to check if he’s in the club...........nope. He’s not. Whew. He’s too big of a douchenozzle.
And hungry for ANY sausage...
It's funny because he's fat. Fat pig.
If you walked into a board room wearing one of those shirts, they'd have security throw you out the window
This is one of my favorite clips. The most perfect example of a person so concealed to reality. You know this guy was never told no in his life and you know he is an embarrassment to his family. This is the perfect video to show privilege at its best. You know no one in this video would not be there without being paid. What a Loser
LOL. I hope the actors that he hired to pretend to be his friends got paid well.
Rentafriend dot com
If you haven't seen the "Grow a Guy" SNL sketch you should watch it. Probably explains why he has friends
That what I said he has to pay to have friends.
@@s.ormgamalson6489 Reminds me of a Tiny Toons bit where Montana Max (rich spoiled brat) is having a birthday party. A "Rentafriend" van is seen outside.
I’m just so glad this guy will never have to pay taxes on his inheritance from his billionaire dad. Thank God Not a penny of his billions will ever go towards the salary of a firemen, policeman, public school, meals on wheels, road or bridge maintenance or Medicare. He needs every last cent of those billions. He’s got ugly shirts to make, dammit!
We have the right to 40% of his inheritance over $22M (post Trump tax plan).
Long Dong That’s a ludicrous argument. Settled long before you were even conceived. It’s the law. What? You don’t pay taxes?
Long Dong All laws are bad? Ok Thanks for the lesson.
Your misconception is that they worked for their money. You stop working once you have enough capital, your money just works for you because we live in a rigged system. Even for a libertarian you should agree this wealth is illegitimate because they used a crony system to amass it.
You basically have to either admit you're a massive hypocrite or you have to admit taxing the koch's is only fair.
@@longdong69 Look up the word "disingenuous." That's you. Also look up "argument in bad faith". That is also you. No one engages with you in the real world because you are an insufferable douche. That is why you troll us with your Know Nothing bullshit. Go do something constructive, like lay your head on a railroad track.
OMG, those tacky shirts sell for $150! I have to believe his family is buying them.
They probably donate them to Goodwill and deduct $150 apiece for them.
Imagine how awful this guy must be for a person to walk away from marrying a billionaires son
By the looks of that drawing he also designs shirts for the short armed button enthusiast
That's the star of his last snuff film.
The short armed are an extremely important and untapped market! Wyatts amazing art work is shedding light on that opportunity.....lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂 !!!! The drawing !! ROTFL !!! Is this for real ???
Wyatt needs those billions. I’m nauseous just looking at him. He has just undone all Prince Harry’s good works.
One of my favourite crew clips. Rest in power, MB.
It is like someone wanted to make a video demonstrating the "Dunning Kruger Effect". Now if I need to explain the term I will just send them a link. My favourite bit is the really childish awful drawing that he thinks is worth showing on a video.
Tamas Marcuis yes and yes! I think the drawing gets way too little attention here
Apparently having ultra rich parents makes one retarded.
An even sadder possibility: Did he even draw it himself, or was he just pretending to color it in? He could barely hold a pen.
Three years later and this was so f'n funny I had to watch it again in 2020 to get some laughs.
The drawing looked like Sean Hannity.
Lola Heatherton I have this recurring nightmare I am trapped in that drawing.
Haha! I just wrote this although you beat me by a year!
Seeing him in slow-mo on his yacht made me think of the song from the group The Lonely Island: 'I'm on a boat'.
You know... if I was a rich baby boomer and this kid was my only point of reference of what millennials were like, I might hate them too.
Chad Austin ☑️ fair point
Not millennials. Just spoiled rich brats
Autistic AND Colorblind.
And Ladies! _He's single._ : 3
GabrielSparkletits lol
That's uncalled for, whatever he has is 1000x worse than autism.
@Brett Segmento ur saying he swings that way
This is insult to the real autistic people.
You forgot to mention he's a Fire Crotch.
5:13 It is entirely possible that is the first time he has ever drawn a human figure.
6:07 Her body language, literally clutching her shoulder to pull it away from him.
Oh well, there's room on the board at the paper mill. His Jedi powers are lacking. Eventually he will give in to the dark side.
This... CAN NOT be real. There’s no way this is a legitimate situation.
I just looked it up... and YES!
OF COURSE it’s real. I can’t really believe it and yet... here it is. I don’t like to be mean-spirited. I don’t want to have any ill-will toward this guy, his company or his shirts but there’s something very wrong about the whole thing.
If this guy scrounged and schemed and worked and pieced together this company (and even these unbelievable shirt designs) from the ground up then I wouldn’t waste another second of my time on it. Good for Wyatt. But this is a scandalous perversion of... SO. MANY. THINGS. We could start with the ideas of work and labor, investment and capital, creativity and design. Oh dear. The designs are so BOLD and shallow and weak and juvenile and... so many things.
There’s so much to say. This isn’t the forum I guess but I will say that this seriously inspires me to learn more about the ideas of Karl Marx and the end of capitalism. It might be time to start stocking up on water and non-perishables.
Also, I’ve got an awesome idea for a shirt design... picture lines of hot pink flamingos flapping into flaming wood-chippers. In neon, on black. Of course. Hmm? Hmmm!?
money is the only reason this man has ever touched a woman (if he has)
He looks like one of those kids that want to be cool but are so not. Guess he doesn't need to wear presentable clothes 'cause he doesn't need investors and such. I don't get the boldness off of him.. all I can think of is "ewww".
Compare him to Alexander McQueen, who had to work hard all the time to get to the top and who had a gazillion times more talent than Mr. Koch.
To be fair, Wyat isn't the jackass alt-righter you see other trust-fund babies turn into. He's trying to do something positive with his life even if hilariously ineptly as we may well judge. I mean i could be wrong, but i don't think we should hold people responsible for the actions of their fathers.
You are a nice person.
I'll admit to having laughed my ass off to this video, but thank you :)
I agree.
OxbowisaMstie You may be correct, but to be REALLY fair we only have his self promotion advertisement to create an impression of his values. How he actually conducts himself with others is still unknown to us. Not that I am trying to draw a parallel, but many contemporaries of Jeffery Epstein claim he was a good guy and were totally shocked about his behavior. (of course they could be lying to hide their own wrong doing, so there is that).
Omg, those shirts look like dollar store crap ! Lmao
no, dollar store crap looks better
Darling Dear Lol, agreed!
fubie
yeah, that's it. We are too poor to understand the creative genius. I just hope that unlike us smerds, Trump and his cabinet have a better grasp of this fine art - it would be a pure pleasure to see them all wearing this ... marvel
They'd look perfect on a 300 pound guy who wears My Little Pony fedoras
I checked out the site, for curiosity's sake. A bargain at $170. Or buy a normal shirt and vomit on it.
Another trust-fund kid "contributing" to society.
I really can't believe that this *rolly polly olly* guy is a Koch... I honestly think this is an SNL sketch.
That's it, I give up, I'm done.... I'm a Marxist now...
I lip read his Boat talk. " So anyway I inherited a few billion bucks and immediately became sexy! Wierd huh??"
Didn't this guy get eaten by a dilophosaurus?
Yeah it spit in his eyes right?
This is like the 5th time I see this video. It kills each time I see it!! Comedy gold!😂😂😂
Shit...He looks like a Xmas present....
That NOBODY wants to unwrap
Rip Steakface....Lol....Don't know why....He has the flowing folds and skin flaps of Trump.....Women everywhere must be ducking for cover....Except for Melania....she just seems to want out.....
He looks like a chunk of Spam wrapped in an origami balloon.
Or a condom full of walnuts?
You're right. A badly wrapped fruitcake
He looks and sounds like Clarence from Cartoon Network.
RichOrElse I noticed that too!
I prefer this to the Koch brothers, at least he's entertaining with his wealth.
"Hawaii, someone cooped your shirts, bastardized them". lol
I'm becoming a patreon supporter because this was so fucking funny
That guy’s worse than Mugatu.
hahah!
I invented the piano key necktie!!! What have you done???
O.o Wow....
Who the hell let Francis from "Pee-wee's Big Adventure" be a [finger quotes] clothes designer!?!
lmao!
One of the shirts he's wearing has bags of money pictured on an otherwise white shirt.
the name for the pattern on that shirt is "Authentic Douchebag"
True subtlety. Sublime.
His shirt “business” is probably losing a lot of money but his father bankrolls him and keeps it going. It’s capitalism 101...
He is sketching a basic Butterick pattern.
Does he think he is the original designer of the short sleeved, button down? These look like d-bag shirts from the '90s.
Wyatt looks like the crying wrestling fan. "it's still real to me, damn it!"😭
You left this part of the interview out..."And we got a great deal on these fabrics, which are made from old, unsold LuLaRoe dresses!!"
Who is this, Augustus Gloop from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory?
Omgggg too hilarious you should do more shows like this I almost pissed in my pants. . .this guy is a living caricature.
The best part is the terrible, amateurish drawing and you know that is the greatest accomplishment of his life.
Can you draw inside the lines? Good boy!!
A fat billionaire? I don't get it.
He has all the money in the world, can afford a chef, trainer his own gym and yet he's fat? Does this guy have a yen for McDonald's that he can't live without?
If he was in shape, his clothes would make a bit more sense, especially trying to sell a "lifestyle". I cannot get past the ham factor.
Laugh now...he might be your next president.
Next President??? No way. Own the next President??? Almost definitely.
DirtFlyer After trump’s win, anything is possible...but you’re right, he’ll definitely continue the Koch tradition of buying political power.
Word
At least we d get a good laugh. We could control him with a bucket of chicken.
I was just thinking this might be our president in 2040 🤢
Are we going to see homeless people wearing these shirts in a couple of years? Money bags? Handcuffs? Who will buy this crap?
"Because I was born to a billionaire and will become one by default, I've made it my mission so that YOU TOO can dress like a PCP-feuled clown. For the "low" price of...nevermind...I'll send you one of my amazing shirts. Each shirt features ALL the colors. Yes, all of them. Even a couple the nerd scientists I hired created for me. With Koch Habit Clothes, you can look like Obese Tom Selleck('s nephew) in no time."
¨Grade A peacocking¨ -Jamie Peck lmao
LOST IT it his crayon doodles! Is this real life?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love how his sketch (model) is a short fat guy. LOL 😂
This is one of the MR clips I periodically rewatch for better health.
😂....funny as hell....those shirts..
The BEST fail son. Hands down.
This never gets old...
Little known fact: Wyatt Koch was the child actor who played "piggy" in "Lord of the flies". 😆
In the scene gesticulating with the creeped-out model, the guy really gives off an "It's Pat" vibe (the old SNL skit).
10000% his father used his money to buy him friends. His whole life has been a pay to play scenario
I guess daddy poo pooed the face tattoo that said Money Bags.
The logo is apt. The lion looks VERY confused.
Money can be dangerous to mental health😂
He's like the rich kid from Caddyshack, but lamer.
Evidently, he never had to worry about where his next meal was coming from either. He's particularly fond of little Bengali children...extra mayo, please!
This is clown attire. Big fat sad clown attire.
"In this Monty Python clip..."- that's how I first read the opening line in the comments section. It didn't seem actually wrong, but I then saw my error...
Like Bill Maher says " rich people cheat and their kids are f'in stupid". This guy is the poster-child of that quote
I feel guilty for laughing at this guy because it’s just cruel but at the same time… I almost peed my pants 🤣😂 it’s just so ridiculous & on point for an Uber rich dude’s offspring - Exactly what you’d expect
I'd wear that money shirt. And be a super-villain!
WHERE CAN I BUY THEM?
4:43 If you went up to 5 year old me and asked me to draw what a rich person would wear, it'd probably be this, just a shirt with moneybags all over it.
You can't by taste, style, love or health as well David Koch now knows. And his kid will be learning reaaaaal soon! If he's interested in fashion he needs to go to a fashion design school because he has no since of style.
Forget taxing him, he should be fined billions for committing offensive fashion statement.
It's come to this...If aliens are watching I'm sure they have decided we are not a species worth saviing.
He gave an engagement ring? To a woman? Jesus,he really needs to accept who and what he is...oh and his shirts are abysmal...
And now Wyatt joins the list of names like Adolph that will never be given to a another boy child There are two T's in Wyatt.
Perfect on yachts and discotecas. So relatable.
"I wonder what those shirts cost..." C'mon guys. Go to the advertised website and check it. The shirts range from $125.00 to $150.00 and they are currently on sale for 25% off. And judging from the models wearing them only meant for white folks who are able to properly accessorize themselves with yachts and mansions and such.
$80-100 per shirt. Still too much.
Snoo Pl daddy and uncle demand returns on their investments..
If they PAID $80-100 to wear one i wouldn't do it
That. Shirt wouldn t be used for toilet paper if we didn t ever have a roll.
After the revolution, we're gonna spare Wyatt here so he can design all the gulag uniforms. Imagine Sheldon Adelson and Jeff Bezos forced to wear these tacky late 90s Pac-Sun shirts while they spend the rest of their lives digging canals with their bare hands.
I won't lie, I want the money bag shirt. But the "rough" design sketch is fukn priceless! Clearly he has no business being in this business.
That isn’t creating, that is picking out the ugliest possible material and making a basic shirt.