14:02 Gorg, ever since the Alliance update, the wars in the game has become really unfair. The reason why Africa took South America instead of Antarctica is because, although it was the Antarctic army that annexed the colony, because it wasn’t touching any of Antarctica’s land, it was given to the country that was subject of the war: Africa. This is why Africa had most of the world after the war, because all of the land taken was given to Africa due to stupid game rules that unfairly advantages the main subjects of the war, and the allies get nothing back, even when their own land is lost.
@@VegasMax3wish they fixed this and made it more fair, like add a treaty feature that fairly shares land according to how much work a nation made, or add a liberation feature that allows conquered land being retaken to be returned to the original kingdom
i was going to read quickly the comments to see what people think of south america and brazil but i got spoilerd :( edit: i take it back, i have*hope* on brasil edit:i take it back two :(
@@Matheus-gc5fnU gotta prepare to be spoiled when looking through any comment section my dude, people make many different comments down here. Even if you really wanted to know people’s opinions about South America and Brazil, it would still be safer to finish the video before checking 😉
I love that at 6:46 that perfectly carves that land out, and has Myanmar almost cut out but then we see that it perfectly resembles the panhandle of Myanmar!
18:16 This happens when kingdoms are allied. Only the kingdom that declares war can take the land even if it doesn't send any army. Because South America declared war on Africa, every village that got captured by Antarctica's army got taken by South America.
"Also Europe, way to go! They really took over a lot of land for such a small starting area!" Even in WorldBox, the Europeans can't help but colonize the world.
Quick tip, if you decide to visit Japan and want to go up mt Fuji you have to go during July-august time frame. They only have the top open for climbing during that time. Also, if you complete that hike you get a unique hiking cane for climbing.
Please read this. It is an actual. Story. Enjoy.❤ (Also, please don’t copy) Dan was a young man who lived in a standard woodland village near a river He spent his time fishing and training to be a politician or a diplomat or jest some white collar job like that.but Dan lived with a fare degree of fear because of the threat of war with the elf’s. Wait, I forgot to explain Dan lived in a time of old, back when elf’s and dwarfs and orcs and dragons and goblins and wizards and all kinds of things like that existed, back before guns and nukes ware wars were waged with bows and spears, and adventures wood set out on quests to kill dragons and uncover secrets of the ancient world or perhaps to assassinate a hobgoblin war lord and bring peace back into their land,Dan lived in a world where all those things were possible or even plausible! but any way Dan a good natured boy who lived in a standard fishing village out in the woods, lived in fear of the elf’s all his life though he had only seen one one time a tall slender man especially compared to Dan, who is rather short and plump,(about 4,6) Riding on a fine horse. Dan had seen him through a window of a house he had been ushered inside as soon as the man was spotted. The reason he and his people feared war with the elf’s was because the elf’s in this nation were extremely racist, they were also a very large nation with a lot of military strength, who had crushed multiple other countries of races they saw as inferior to themselves in the past. the other reason Dan’s people feared the elf’s was because their village boarded the elves territory so if war was ever declared, then they would be the first to be attacked and with only a tiny militia to defend them. They would surely be overtaken with, hardly any resistance. But other than the threat of war Dan lived a fairly normal life with a few exceptions. First Dan was short. Quite short, 4,6 as mentioned before. Second, he was fat, 250 pounds but not looking quite as over weight as he was, and he was healthy all the same with abnormally strong arms, as it seemed, he was built for work. Third he was an orphan. Fortunately, Dan had adoptive parents, his mother who worked for the town was partially responsible for setting up the trade routes for the town having to make sure that the town got what it needed to thrive in exchange for the fish they harvested.Dans father made some of the nets used to catch the fish.Dans adoptive parents loved him very much and wanted only the best for their son, unfortunately for Dan though that meant a busy childhood full of work and study of psychology and politics, mathematics(which were simple back then)and geography and when he turned 16… combat.you see back then bandits roamed stealing, and murdering people with no heartburn and small hordes of orcs and gnolls roamed the land marauding and destroying as they go, there were also many distrustful people who are quick to put a knife in your back if they feel they’re in any danger. So Dans parents felt it was important for Dan to be able to hold his own in a fight. So the day after his 16th birthday Dan found himself walking toward the edge of town Ware the young men and women who wonted to be soldiers or members of the local militia trained. he’d be happy he did this later but as of then, he thought it was quite stupid. Why can’t I just learn to get along with everyone through advanced psychology? he thought to himself. See he has been teased his whole life for being so short, and so fat For his height.and he was certain that the teasing would only be worse around these new pers. and he was certainly right, the first thing he heard wen he walked into class was “what’s the fat kid doing here?”Dan ignored his words but they only got worse as time went on, see it became obvious that Dan was a bad fighter, even for a beginner he was terrible when the class was sparring he was pared with people of the lowest skill level and he couldn’t win a single match, he never got close. he was easily defeated with every weapon they tried against every opponent he faced. And he was mocked for every. last. match. even the teacher made fun of him a little bit But what was worse was she used to him as the example of what you didn’t want to be as a fighter. Dan left his first class, feeling very disheartened and frustrated as you might expect.as he walked home, he thought about all the things that had been said to him and about haw he simply couldn’t swing his sword in even the general direction of his target and how heavy he was. As he walked with his head down towards the road, ware horse drawn wagons Wood cross, caring goods from place to place he was brought back from his thoughts by a shout “ kid watch it!” he looked up and stopped, and it was lucky he did because inches from his face a wagon thundered past him it took him a second to realize that if he hadn’t stopped when he did he would’ve been trampled by the wagon he looked around all of a sudden he was appreciating everything whole lot more. for just a second he was happy because he hadn’t been trampled, but then it dawned on him that if that man hadn’t shouted he might be dead right then which made him feel even more stupid and clumsy then he was feeling Before. with an even heavier heart he kept walking until he tripped on something on the road.he almost completely lost it until he realized what it was. It was a pickax, a good looking one which he realized must’ve been dropped by the wagon that almost trampled him. He was sure it was dropped by the wagon because his village did zero mining so there was no need for a pickaxe. he looked to see if he could flag down the driver, but the wagon was long gone by now. he picked up the tool and it felt good on his hands he tossed it around a few times and ran his hand over the wood and that wood…felt like destiny, it felt like he had been reunited with his long lost brother or some thing like that. Experimentally, knowing it was safe somehow, he decided to throw the pickaxe at a tree with the intention of lodging it in the in with the part that would strike the rock, if it was being used, conventionally, stabbing into the trunk. he picked a tree about 20 feet away and threw it without really thinking. It spun end over end, before stabbing with satisfying thud into the trunk exactly, ware he had envisioned it landing. It was at that moment Dan fell in love with that pickaxe. he quickly resolved to take it home and practice with it every day after he was ridiculed, at combat training.And that’s what he did, every day he would get mocked in class and then go back to ware he found the pickaxe and swing it around, practice throwing it, he saved up his allowance to buy the material to polish it, and even constructed a training dummy of sorts by carving out the shape of a human in a large tree so he could practice using it as a weapon. Then one day after a particularly harsh ridicule Dan decided he was going to ask if he could use a pickaxe for sparing, he knew that him asking for a pickaxe would be the perfect thing to mock him about, but they would be eating their words if all went according to plan, and the plan was simple:destroy all his sparing partners and bring respect to the name of Dan!So about 2 months after his 16th birthday Dan found himself asking the teacher for a pickaxe to spare with.”um miss?said Dan,”do you have a pickaxe or something like that I can use in place of a normal weapon”? She looked down at him with a little smile and raised eyebrows, “you won’t to use a pickaxe to spare?” “Yes”Dan responded with a little smile. She burst out laughing “if you have one you’ve got nothing to lose”(at this point the entire class was laughing at him) vary calmly knowing the embarrassment he was about to cause them, let alone the pain he replied “yes I have one”.the teacher managed to stop laughing long enough to give him a thumbs up and say “ok go get it”. So Dan walked out of the classroom to get his pickaxe (which he had brought with that day so he could carry out his plan)and walked back inside. The teacher eager to see Dan get humiliated trying to use a pickaxe to fight didn’t question where he found it and jumped right into the sparring.but this time it was different, see sparring was usually done in a way ware everyone did their machetes all at once and the only time when you’re mach got any real attention was if your mach was the last one going and everyone watched yours because they had nothing else to do until the next round, but this time the teacher decided to spice things up and do a tournament ware if you beat your opponent you moved on to a second round ware you would be paired with someone who had defeated someone else in the first round, then if you won in the second round, you would move on to the third round and so on, and so forth until one person wins.she also had every one sit in a big circle around the 2 competitors to amp up the pressure.So here’s how things went, Dans fight was first. His first opponent was a 17 year old boy named Gary who hadn’t been particularly mean to Dan but still took part in the mockery with everyone else and Dan was plenty excited to fight him with his pickaxe. As Gary got ready for the match Dan thought about his strategy, see to win a fight in that class you had to get your opponent in a position where they would surely lose if it was a real fight, for instance, if you get the point of your sword up against your
opponents neck you would would win because in a real battle you would just stab them if they were in that position.But Gary was ready before Dan could form a strategy and before he knew it he was standing in front of Gary in the middle of the room surrounded by a circle of his prick pers, “3!” Shouted the teacher “2!” the other students joined in along with shouts of “ good luck fat boy, you’ll need it” and sarcastic cry's of “ go easy on the pickax kid” “1!”then all was silent, Dan stared down his opponent waiting for him to make the first move then in a flash Gary ran at him , determined not to be bested by the pickaxe boy and brought dawn the short sword he had selected, but Dan reacted lightning fast holding up the smooth top of his pick to deflect the attack Gary unprepared for the attack to be blocked by the fat kid was Jared By the the impact and his arm half bounced half recoiled back to his side and Dan… well Dan was 2 steps ahead, as his opponent’s arm was traveling back to his side Dan was reaching with his pick up towards Gary’s arm, and by the time Gary’s sword was back at his side Dan had hooked his pickaxe around it, then before he could react Dan pulled back on Gary’s arm and spun him around.Gary tried to tern back around but Dan was to fast and jumped up onto his backside and wrapped his arms around Gary’s neck, and Dan, being 250 pounds was easily heavy enough to pull Gary dawn, so they landed on the ground with Gary back to the floor on top of Dan who had his arms wrapped around Gary’s neck, still holding the pickaxe, gary desperately tried to pry off Dans arms but it was no good, Dan then moved his non-pickaxe wielding hand, from Gary’s neck to his face, he then raised the pickaxe above Gary’s neck.”Dan wins!” Shouted the teacher(for those of you who didn’t understand why Dan won, Dan won because he could’ve brought down the pickax and stabbed Gary’s neck, and if you remember, you had to get your opponent, in a position where they would surely lose in a real battle, which was what Gary was in.)Dan took his hand off Gary’s face and allowed him to get up, and Gary got up with a defeated look on his face and trudged to the opposite side of the audience, as his friends, who Dan realized we’re laughing at Gary which was quite satisfying. But Dan noticed something was wrong, the teacher seemed impressed but none of the students did and as Dan sat dawn he heard whispers of “he was so fat he won!” And “ he only one because he’s a human deadweight!”or “ I can’t wait to be paired with him so I can kick his fat ass”. This filled Dan with rage, more than before more then ever before! I’ll make my next few victories, painful Dan thought!naw before we move on, you must understand Dan didn’t usually think thoughts like this, he was usually good natured and tried to ignore people like that he was now in a room with, but he had been forced into this situation and therefore forced to pay attention to these kids who had mocked him and made him feel dumb and unlikable and who he naw (naturally) hated. eny way the rest of round one happened and nothing to interesting happened. In round two Dans mach was once again first and this time his opponent was a boy named Rancher and Dan was quite excited to fight him because Rancher was the lead bully, he was an arrogant self centered manipulative monster(in Dans eyes at least). And Dan, new that if he could defeat rancher, he had the power as the kid everybody made fun of, to tern the cool kid into the kid who got his butt kicked by the fat kid. Which would be the perfect revenge for all torment he had put Dan through.as rancher got ready, picking out the weapon he wanted(which was a short sword but a long, short sword, more like a medium sword,)Dan didn't try to strategize, he only imagined haw glorious it would be when he defeated him. Before long Rancher was ready and they stood in the middle of the room once again surrounded by pers.”3!” “2!” “1!”with out hesitation Rancher ran at him and as he bore down time slowed for a moment as rancher ran at him a cruel smile on his face ready to humiliate Dad once again all of a sudden the rage in Dan flared up and he forgot ware he was why he was there, and in that moment Dan wanted one thing… to crush his opponent. and then time sped up again Dan position his pickax near his feet and as Rancher! still running began to bring down his sword a terrible scream escaped Dan and he jumped toward his opponent as he brought up his pickax, which struck Ranchers blade, the sharp side of the sword smashing into the middle of pick ware the metal meats the wood and sending his opponents arm flying (for Dans swing was far more powerful than Ranchers)and in his fit of rage he brought up the pickax lightning fast over his head midair and with one of the sharp ends first brought it down through a bit his opponents eyebrow into his left eye,ripping it out of its socket.then as you might expect everyone screamed including Dan who had no intention of causing harm of enyware near this degree (who had landed right about when the eye was torn out) dropped his weapon and recoiled horrified at what he had done, Rancher was screaming on the ground hands over his wound and everyone else was ether shouting and pointing at Dan on running to the door to call for help (the teacher was in the latter category).before long help arrived and Rancher was carried out, after that it was safe to assume that class was dismissed and people started leaving (making sure to give Dan a large birth).once everyone else left aside from the teacher Dan started to walk out but he was stop by the teacher who said “you can’t leave yet” “Ok” said Dan and sat down. she sat down next to him and asked “are you sorry about what you did?”(this is probably a great time to mention Dan was very, very, very Sorry and had no intention of doing anything so terrible) “yes vary sorry.” good. she replied.” can I go now?”Dan asked, “no, you can’t” she replied, “why not” asked Dan?” the teacher looked at him with sad eyes,“you haven’t served your punishment yet.”Dans eyes widened with horror, see in that class the teacher had a rule that if you harm someone else wale sparring they are allowed to do what ever you did to them back to you, the town had approved this rule, so legally Rancher was allowed to carve one of Dans eyes out, and Dan knew that Rancher wouldn’t hesitate to take his revenge.I will spare you the details of the coming hours but let’s leave it at Rancher came back to class as soon as the doctors let him
idea for the future - have an island at the center of the map, every 10 years or 50 or 100 (whatever you want, just periodically) sink a strip around it to make it smaller, and at the same time add a strip on the outside part of the map with minimum vegetation and animals, put few kingdoms or races in the middle island and see who can survive the big sink-or-swim-calypse, whether they fight one another amid extinction-level threat, wait for oblivion as you sink them or one of them will survive by sailing to the newly formed lands instead... I know some elements would require a bit of work from you to make some sense but it might be an interesting setup... you can play around with traits and whatnot to show if a specific trait or combination of traits has bigger chance to survive such scenario or if all pixelites are just equally dumb :D
So 2 things i learned about gorg today. 1. He is likely a brown chicken, since he is confused why he wasnt invited to chicken island. 2. He is deceptively vengeful, what with his recomending the people who invaded his land migrate to any coastal region likely to be sunk.
Come to think about it, I feel like when alliances fight it shouldn't give all captured land to the one who declared the war, but who captured it. With all the recent videos, the one that won was one that had a bunch of land captured for them by an ally
This map feels like it could use an Adam and Eve type start. Every once in a while, delete the land they've occupied; we can then determine the last place on Earth that people want to live in.
As an Asian, I'm offended by how American the slogan was! 😤 All jokes aside the solgan was very American like in a stereotypical way. I really enjoy your content. Don't know how you make Worldbox interesting as I'm always bored when i play it... (Might be because i can only play the free stuff as to my standard of money, the stuff are pretty pricey for me to afford.)
I think a good idea would be the nocturnal where it’s dwarves or elves in a land that’s always In moon or darkness with creatures and cryptic awakening at that time.
At about 10:00 you can see that Ukraine is one big farm witch is funny cause it's kinda realistic 😅 (it produces sooo much grain it's called the breadbasket of europe)
Игры
Why was there just a knock on my door 😰
Your Uber eats is early
I FOUND YOUR PIXEL
He has arrived
IM HERE
We found your home because of pixel 😈😈😈
“With beer and spear”
-Asia, 2023
Emotional 😭
So emotional, the wealth and hope on the slogan, is just blooming.
Ngl I wish someone made much bigger version of this map
There's something satisfying about seeing huge maps with huge kingdoms
not everyone pc can handle those maps so not so much people download it specially worldbox players that usually doesnt have a gaming pc
i dont have a good pc but it can handle modded/custom map sizes @@Crumpys1
Well, it's still worth making. It's not like they get paid for making maps anyway.
@@Crumpys1 bro is poor and angry
@@Crumpys1 I can assure you you do not need a gaming pc to run world box ☠
0:21 “something’s wrong: I’m in charge of it.” Well, there goes the planet.
Glad you like it Gorg, but I’m afraid that didn’t save us.
14:02 Gorg, ever since the Alliance update, the wars in the game has become really unfair.
The reason why Africa took South America instead of Antarctica is because, although it was the Antarctic army that annexed the colony, because it wasn’t touching any of Antarctica’s land, it was given to the country that was subject of the war: Africa.
This is why Africa had most of the world after the war, because all of the land taken was given to Africa due to stupid game rules that unfairly advantages the main subjects of the war, and the allies get nothing back, even when their own land is lost.
Yup. This happened in Mellon’s last video too. Completely messes up the outcome.
@@VegasMax3wish they fixed this and made it more fair, like add a treaty feature that fairly shares land according to how much work a nation made, or add a liberation feature that allows conquered land being retaken to be returned to the original kingdom
i was going to read quickly the comments to see what people think of south america and brazil but i got spoilerd :(
edit: i take it back, i have*hope* on brasil
edit:i take it back two :(
@@Matheus-gc5fnU gotta prepare to be spoiled when looking through any comment section my dude, people make many different comments down here.
Even if you really wanted to know people’s opinions about South America and Brazil, it would still be safer to finish the video before checking 😉
@@yuyoshida7359 i susally don't care for spoilers
You should encase 100 necromancers in a circle for 1000 years before releasing them on an empire of humans
Idk how much this effected it, but on the lap where you sunk Venezuela, you didn’t sink any part of Africa… and they won. Coincidence…?
Fr
I Like how most of Canada is just snow
realistic
The fact that Australia is the same size as the us in real life saddens me whenever I watch worldbox videos
You think that's bad? Look at the shape of south east asia
@@juncheok8579 Very true
You should do this with the shovel tool, and for the entire continent, so different bits decrease to different things at a time
It would also deal with the size issue
So basically gorg is just simulating real life!
in that case Africa would just die instanly of some weird diesease because the fucked some apes
No 💀
3:02 ever since britan has been sunken, European life has improved greatly
LOL
I love that at 6:46 that perfectly carves that land out, and has Myanmar almost cut out but then we see that it perfectly resembles the panhandle of Myanmar!
I saw your Bedrock Gorg, your done for.
😂
Gorg just doxxed himself 😂😂😂
18:16 This happens when kingdoms are allied. Only the kingdom that declares war can take the land even if it doesn't send any army. Because South America declared war on Africa, every village that got captured by Antarctica's army got taken by South America.
such a nonsensical feature. makes wars really unfair. just declaring war and letting your allies do all the work
"Lets sink part of Norway, part of Sweden."
Also sinks like half of Denmark...
"Also Europe, way to go! They really took over a lot of land for such a small starting area!"
Even in WorldBox, the Europeans can't help but colonize the world.
nah bro is simulating real life
Quick tip, if you decide to visit Japan and want to go up mt Fuji you have to go during July-august time frame. They only have the top open for climbing during that time. Also, if you complete that hike you get a unique hiking cane for climbing.
Don't let SSSniperwolf see where u live...
oh, it's too late
Imagine if this was real we would have a tiny piece of land lmao
This truly was our sinking worldbox
A new fantastic Video dropped keep your good work up man!
Please read this. It is an actual. Story. Enjoy.❤
(Also, please don’t copy)
Dan was a young man who lived in a standard woodland village near a river
He spent his time fishing and training to be a politician or a diplomat or jest some white collar job like that.but Dan lived with a fare degree of fear because of the threat of war with the elf’s.
Wait, I forgot to explain Dan lived in a time of old, back when elf’s and dwarfs and orcs and dragons and goblins and wizards and all kinds of things like that existed, back before guns and nukes ware wars were waged with bows and spears, and adventures wood set out on quests to kill dragons and uncover secrets of the ancient world or perhaps to assassinate a hobgoblin war lord and bring peace back into their land,Dan lived in a world where all those things were possible or even plausible! but any way Dan a good natured boy who lived in a standard fishing village out in the woods, lived in fear of the elf’s all his life though he had only seen one one time a tall slender man especially compared to Dan, who is rather short and plump,(about 4,6)
Riding on a fine horse. Dan had seen him through a window of a house he had been ushered inside as soon as the man was spotted. The reason he and his people feared war with the elf’s was because the elf’s in this nation were extremely racist, they were also a very large nation with a lot of military strength, who had crushed multiple other countries of races they saw as inferior to themselves in the past. the other reason Dan’s people feared the elf’s was because their village boarded the elves territory so if war was ever declared, then they would be the first to be attacked and with only a tiny militia to defend them. They would surely be overtaken with, hardly any resistance.
But other than the threat of war Dan lived a fairly normal life with a few exceptions.
First Dan was short. Quite short, 4,6 as mentioned before.
Second, he was fat, 250 pounds but not looking quite as over weight as he was, and he was healthy all the same with abnormally strong arms, as it seemed, he was built for work.
Third he was an orphan.
Fortunately, Dan had adoptive parents, his mother who worked for the town was partially responsible for setting up the trade routes for the town having to make sure that the town got what it needed to thrive in exchange for the fish they harvested.Dans father made some of the nets used to catch the fish.Dans adoptive parents loved him very much and wanted only the best for their son, unfortunately for Dan though that meant a busy childhood full of work and study of psychology and politics, mathematics(which were simple back then)and geography and when he turned 16… combat.you see back then bandits roamed stealing, and murdering people with no heartburn and small hordes of orcs and gnolls roamed the land marauding and destroying as they go, there were also many distrustful people who are quick to put a knife in your back if they feel they’re in any danger.
So Dans parents felt it was important for Dan to be able to hold his own in a fight.
So the day after his 16th birthday Dan found himself walking toward the edge of town
Ware the young men and women who wonted to be soldiers or members of the local militia trained. he’d be happy he did this later but as of then, he thought it was quite stupid. Why can’t I just learn to get along with everyone through advanced psychology? he thought to himself. See he has been teased his whole life for being so short, and so fat
For his height.and he was certain that the teasing would only be worse
around these new pers. and he was certainly right, the first thing he heard wen he walked into class was “what’s the fat kid doing here?”Dan ignored his words but they only got worse as time went on, see it became obvious that Dan was a bad fighter, even for a beginner he was terrible when the class was sparring he was pared with people of the lowest skill level and he couldn’t win a single match, he never got close. he was easily defeated with every weapon they tried against every opponent he faced. And he was mocked for every. last. match. even the teacher made fun of him a little bit
But what was worse was she used to him as the example of what you didn’t want to be as a fighter. Dan left his first class, feeling very disheartened and frustrated as you might expect.as he walked home, he thought about all the things that had been said to him and about haw he simply couldn’t swing his sword in even the general direction of his target and how heavy he was. As he walked with his head down towards the road, ware horse drawn wagons Wood cross, caring goods from place to place he was brought back from his thoughts by a shout
“ kid watch it!” he looked up and stopped, and it was lucky he did because inches from his face a wagon thundered past him
it took him a second to realize that if he hadn’t stopped when he did he would’ve been trampled by the wagon he looked around all of a sudden he was appreciating everything whole lot more. for just a second he was happy because he hadn’t been trampled, but then it dawned on him that if that man hadn’t shouted he might be dead right then which made him feel
even more stupid and clumsy then he was feeling Before. with an even heavier heart he kept walking until he tripped on something on the road.he almost completely lost it until he realized what it was. It was a pickax, a good looking one which he realized must’ve been dropped by the wagon that almost trampled him. He was sure it was dropped by the wagon because his village did zero mining so there was no need for a pickaxe. he looked to see if he could flag down the driver, but the wagon was long gone by now. he picked up the tool and it felt good on his hands he tossed it around a few times and ran his hand over the wood and that wood…felt like destiny, it felt like he had been reunited with his long lost brother or some thing like that. Experimentally, knowing it was safe somehow, he decided to throw the pickaxe at a tree with the intention of lodging it in the in with the part that would strike the rock, if it was being used, conventionally, stabbing into the trunk. he picked a tree about 20 feet away and threw it without really thinking. It spun end over end, before stabbing with satisfying thud into the trunk exactly, ware he had envisioned it landing. It was at that moment Dan fell in love with that pickaxe. he quickly resolved to take it home and practice with it every day after he was ridiculed, at combat training.And that’s what he did, every day he would get mocked in class
and then go back to ware he found the pickaxe and swing it around, practice throwing it, he saved up his allowance to buy the material to polish it, and even constructed a training dummy of sorts by carving out the shape of a human in a large tree so he could practice using it as a weapon. Then one day after a particularly harsh ridicule Dan decided he was going to ask if he could use a pickaxe for sparing, he knew that him asking for a pickaxe would be the perfect thing to mock him about, but they would be eating their words if all went according to plan, and the plan was simple:destroy all his sparing partners and bring respect to the name of Dan!So about 2 months after his 16th birthday Dan found himself asking the teacher for a pickaxe to spare with.”um miss?said Dan,”do you have a pickaxe or something like that I can use in place of a normal weapon”? She looked down at him with a little smile and raised eyebrows, “you won’t to use a pickaxe to spare?” “Yes”Dan responded with a little smile. She burst out laughing “if you have one you’ve got nothing to lose”(at this point the entire class was laughing at him) vary calmly knowing the embarrassment he was about to cause them, let alone the pain he replied “yes I have one”.the teacher managed to stop laughing long enough to give him a thumbs up and say “ok go get it”. So Dan walked out of the classroom to get his pickaxe (which he had brought with that day so he could carry out his plan)and walked back inside. The teacher eager to see Dan get humiliated trying to use a pickaxe to fight didn’t question where he found it and jumped right into the sparring.but this time it was different, see sparring was usually done in a way ware everyone did their machetes all at once and the only time when you’re mach got any real attention was if your mach was the last one going and everyone watched yours because they had nothing else to do until the next round, but this time the teacher decided to spice things up and do a tournament ware if you beat your opponent you moved on to a second round ware you would be paired with someone who had defeated someone else in the first round, then if you won in the second round, you would move on to the third round and so on, and so forth until one person wins.she also had every one sit in a big circle around the 2 competitors to amp up the pressure.So here’s how things went, Dans fight was first. His first opponent was a 17 year old boy named Gary who hadn’t been particularly mean to Dan but still took part in the mockery with everyone else and Dan was plenty excited to fight him with his pickaxe. As Gary got ready for the match Dan thought about his strategy, see to win a fight in that class you had to get your opponent in a position where they would surely lose if it was a real fight, for instance, if you get the point of your sword up against your
opponents neck you would would win because in a real battle you would just stab them if they were in that position.But Gary was ready before Dan could form a strategy and before he knew it he was standing in front of Gary in the middle of the room surrounded by a circle of his prick pers, “3!” Shouted the teacher “2!” the other students joined in along with shouts of “ good luck fat boy, you’ll need it” and sarcastic cry's of “ go easy on the pickax kid” “1!”then all was silent, Dan stared down his opponent waiting for him to make the first move then in a flash Gary ran at him , determined not to be bested by the pickaxe boy and brought dawn the short sword he had selected, but Dan reacted lightning fast holding up the smooth top of his pick to deflect the attack Gary unprepared for the attack to be blocked by the fat kid was Jared
By the the impact and his arm half bounced half recoiled back to his side and Dan… well Dan was 2 steps ahead, as his opponent’s arm was traveling back to his side Dan was reaching with his pick up towards Gary’s arm, and by the time Gary’s sword was back at his side Dan had hooked his pickaxe around it, then before he could react Dan pulled back on Gary’s arm and spun him around.Gary tried to tern back around but Dan was to fast and jumped up onto his backside and wrapped his arms around Gary’s neck, and Dan, being 250 pounds was easily heavy enough to pull Gary dawn, so they landed on the ground with Gary back to the floor on top of Dan who had his arms wrapped around Gary’s neck, still holding the pickaxe, gary desperately tried to pry off Dans arms but it was no good, Dan then moved his non-pickaxe wielding hand, from Gary’s neck to his face, he then raised the pickaxe above Gary’s neck.”Dan wins!” Shouted the teacher(for those of you who didn’t understand why Dan won, Dan won because he could’ve brought down the pickax and stabbed Gary’s neck, and if you remember, you had to get your opponent, in a position where they would surely lose in a real battle, which was what Gary was in.)Dan took his hand off Gary’s face and allowed him to get up, and Gary got up with a defeated look on his face and trudged to the opposite side of the audience, as his friends, who Dan realized we’re laughing at Gary which was quite satisfying.
But Dan noticed something was wrong, the teacher seemed impressed but none of the students did and as Dan sat dawn he heard whispers of “he was so fat he won!” And “ he only one because he’s a human deadweight!”or “ I can’t wait to be paired with him so I can kick his fat ass”. This filled Dan with rage, more than before more then ever before! I’ll make my next few victories, painful Dan thought!naw before we move on, you must understand Dan didn’t usually think thoughts like this, he was usually good natured and tried to ignore people like that he was now in a room with, but he had been forced into this situation and therefore forced to pay attention to these kids who had mocked him and made him feel dumb and unlikable and who he naw (naturally) hated. eny way the rest of round one happened and nothing to interesting happened. In round two Dans mach was once again first and this time his opponent was a boy named Rancher and Dan was quite excited to fight him because Rancher was the lead bully, he was an arrogant self centered manipulative monster(in Dans eyes at least). And Dan, new that if he could defeat rancher, he had the power as the kid everybody made fun of, to tern the cool kid into the kid who got his butt kicked by the fat kid. Which would be the perfect revenge for all torment he had put Dan through.as rancher got ready, picking out the weapon he wanted(which was a short sword but a long, short sword, more like a medium sword,)Dan didn't try to strategize, he only imagined haw glorious it would be when he defeated him. Before long Rancher was ready and they stood in the middle of the room once again surrounded by pers.”3!” “2!” “1!”with out hesitation Rancher ran at him and as he bore down time slowed for a moment as rancher ran at him a cruel smile on his face ready to humiliate Dad once again all of a sudden the rage in Dan flared up and he forgot ware he was why he was there, and in that moment Dan wanted one thing… to crush his opponent. and then time sped up again Dan position his pickax near his feet and as Rancher! still running began to bring down his sword a terrible scream escaped Dan and he jumped toward his opponent as he brought up his pickax, which struck Ranchers blade, the sharp side of the sword smashing into the middle of pick ware the metal meats the wood and sending his opponents arm flying (for Dans swing was far more powerful than Ranchers)and in his fit of rage he brought up the pickax lightning fast over his head midair and with one of the sharp ends first brought it down through a bit his opponents eyebrow into his left eye,ripping it out of its socket.then as you might expect everyone screamed including Dan who had no intention of causing harm of enyware near this degree (who had landed right about when the eye was torn out) dropped his weapon and recoiled horrified at what he had done, Rancher was screaming on the ground hands over his wound and everyone else was ether shouting and pointing at Dan on running to the door to call for help (the teacher was in the latter category).before long help arrived and Rancher was carried out, after that it was safe to assume that class was dismissed and people started leaving (making sure to give Dan a large birth).once everyone else left aside from the teacher Dan started to walk out but he was stop by the teacher who said “you can’t leave yet”
“Ok” said Dan and sat down. she sat down next to him and asked “are you sorry about what you did?”(this is probably a great time to mention Dan was very, very, very Sorry and had no intention of doing anything so terrible) “yes vary sorry.” good. she replied.” can I go now?”Dan asked, “no, you can’t” she replied, “why not” asked Dan?” the teacher looked at him with sad eyes,“you haven’t served your punishment yet.”Dans eyes widened with horror, see in that class the teacher had a rule that if you harm someone else wale sparring they are allowed to do what ever you did to them back to you, the town had approved this rule, so legally Rancher was allowed to carve one of Dans eyes out, and Dan knew that Rancher wouldn’t hesitate to take his revenge.I will spare you the details of the coming hours but let’s leave it at Rancher came back to class as soon as the doctors let him
Really good. Great job😊
Your very suprising geographical knowledge makes it even funnier😂
Honestly surprised how much geography you know! Thats amazing!!
You fool, Gorg. now we all know you live in the arctic
idea for the future - have an island at the center of the map, every 10 years or 50 or 100 (whatever you want, just periodically) sink a strip around it to make it smaller, and at the same time add a strip on the outside part of the map with minimum vegetation and animals, put few kingdoms or races in the middle island and see who can survive the big sink-or-swim-calypse, whether they fight one another amid extinction-level threat, wait for oblivion as you sink them or one of them will survive by sailing to the newly formed lands instead... I know some elements would require a bit of work from you to make some sense but it might be an interesting setup... you can play around with traits and whatnot to show if a specific trait or combination of traits has bigger chance to survive such scenario or if all pixelites are just equally dumb :D
6:31 I’m gonna sink california
That shipping dock:what about me
Bro killed me in the sec round
Video idea: a bunch of kingdoms fighting, but the farms they make magically turns into ocean
The insert of The Edge Of Dawn from Fire emblem was a nice touch, such a sad moment when us hamburger eaters lost our home
GORG JUST DOXXED GORG!?!
North America with "balance and health" is comedy gold
So 2 things i learned about gorg today.
1. He is likely a brown chicken, since he is confused why he wasnt invited to chicken island.
2. He is deceptively vengeful, what with his recomending the people who invaded his land migrate to any coastal region likely to be sunk.
Antarctica won't notice anything you do, they're too busy dealing with the Thing.
This is probably one of the more interesting video concepts IMO
6:54 to busy watching TV and going to McDonald's to realize we are being invaded 😂 Yeah that's a possibility lol
My favorite slogan for a kingdom I made was “Forged by bread”
as a Floridian man you should be afraid
0:09 "imagine people find where I live because they know which pixel I live at "
Rainbolt - let me introduce myself
no kindness for Australia
As a Home Grown Florida Man, I still love you. Lol
We get a bad rap but at this point I'm not even mad. Still love gorg
Gotta love Asia just shafting their ally. Trying to get rid of competition I guess
Come to think about it, I feel like when alliances fight it shouldn't give all captured land to the one who declared the war, but who captured it. With all the recent videos, the one that won was one that had a bunch of land captured for them by an ally
Video idea: Making a Angry Human Level 10,000,000
the most unrealistic part of this video was the fact that this american knows geography better than 99% of americans
I was just thinking that 😂
Turns out gorg and I live just pixels apart
Gorg becoming the next geography RUclipsr. Also 🇲🇬 Madagascar 🇲🇬 is really scuffed. I’m rooting for 🇦🇶 Antarctica 🇦🇶
I wonder if this is how god is with us “hurry up and do it, I gotta sink more stuff” 😂
You should do the same thing with nukes. I love your vids
iM At yOUr dOoR yOU mAdE a MiSTaKe
4:44 bro destroyed 75% of the Australian population
What a coincidence. I was just thinking of downloading a Worldbox real world map a few hours ago.
R.I.P beans and toast with fish egg pie and TEA
New worldbox update’s coming! Can’t wait to see what he does with the new species
No one ever expects the African Inquisition.
4:42 I live in the ocean now
"we were all to busy watching TV and going to McDonald's to notice we were being invaded" how contemporary
“Something’s wrong tho, I am in charge of it 😈”
Also as a Floridian 😡😡
i guarentee you could call half these countries bs names and id be none the wiser
your house is goose approved
bursts open wall* i am in your walls now
I thought this was WorldBox, not 2020 simulator?
This is like a game of risk
1:13 good choice 👌
This map feels like it could use an Adam and Eve type start. Every once in a while, delete the land they've occupied; we can then determine the last place on Earth that people want to live in.
as a floridian moving to japan in about ten years, the crazy bit checks out
You made a grave mistake, im in your WALLS.
As someone who lives in great Britain, I can confirm I don't live in great Britain.
I have wonderful thoughts
NGL with earth worlds world box has turned into solar smash
the American does not know where Vietnam is 😂
He lives on a flower 😂😂😂😂😂😂
As an Asian, I'm offended by how American the slogan was! 😤
All jokes aside the solgan was very American like in a stereotypical way. I really enjoy your content. Don't know how you make Worldbox interesting as I'm always bored when i play it... (Might be because i can only play the free stuff as to my standard of money, the stuff are pretty pricey for me to afford.)
Love how he sinks the nicest part of Aussie to live in first
I just realized this guy is GregBroDudeMan, I never realized he reacts to scary and commits mass acts of terrorism!
As an Australian, I resent being told to move to NZ
Man I haven't seen your videos in a while, I miss these
The perks of living in the furtherst part of Norway is getting forgotten, even during the sinking of the country..
1:20 Welp I’m dead 😂
Idea: more SUS than usual for next one, or smurf cat mod
I think a good idea would be the nocturnal where it’s dwarves or elves in a land that’s always In moon or darkness with creatures and cryptic awakening at that time.
At about 10:00 you can see that Ukraine is one big farm witch is funny cause it's kinda realistic 😅 (it produces sooo much grain it's called the breadbasket of europe)
wow!! an upload from my fav youtuber!!! the only way this day could get any better would be if my OTHER fav youtuber (gregbrodudeman) uploaded
Second chunk of Australia gone and put my house on the edge between the sea and where you made your click only just missed me
34°25'38"N 119°41'03"W
The music you played as north america was destroyed was from Fire Emblem: Three Houses. Nintendo's ruthless lawyers are coming after you bro
Gorg is a GIGA-BIT (Like rabbit)
Could you remake the Middle Earth with new biomes?
4:36 bro dropped a space colony on earth
Man I always love worldbox videos especially about a villager are massacre each another until extinct
Bruh you made me move to Finland.
7:53 As a South African I died in side
Gorg lives near Sacramento, I see.
You sunk my country Great Britain
Australia was done so dirty.
Knock, knock, I am at your door now,
Can someone tell me the name of thr song he played when he was talking about Chicken Island? I know its from JSaB, but I can't remember the name.
You should of done every so often you sink 1 country