Yea so apparently that whole awkward scene with her talking to ben while eating lunch was them trying to say that uncle ben finally met aunt may. And that baby being born is Peter Parker 💀
@@netflixpartyyI recommend a show called tearsmith to u it JUST came out on Netflix and it’s soooo cringy (in my opinion but It would be funny to see a reactionn ~heads up i might have to spam this so u can see sorry I’m advance~
right? they just kept saying "we have to find a spider that the spiders use because the spiders that the spider that the spiders have healing properties" thats literally how it sounded when you know spanish
The writing team for this movie could come up with “To be or not to be…” but can William Shakespeare come up with “HE WAS IN THE AMAZON WITH MY MOTHER RESEARCHING SPIDERS JUST BEFORE SHE DIED…”?
@@Zedd... I mean the comic book character is in a wheelchair soooo yea? And I guess it ironic she is in a wheelchair because of how her mom wanted her to live a normal healthy life and she ends up blind and disabled. Not that it’s a bad thing.
@@nbucwa6621 I suppose getting hit that hard caused injury in her leg/spine. But I suppose they could’ve gave a better reason why she needed a wheelchair. Like in X-men first class, where magneto causes the bullet into Xavier’s spine.
@@Zedd...yes but it’s supposed to be gourmet camp, you’re supposed to laugh WITH Web, who is kind of like a serious version of Deadpool and thinks she’s a god. They didn’t go that far, clearly lol
bro i'm also so mad that Dakota Johnson never wore the beautiful black dress that Joe Ando made, like what? she could've at least posted some pictures or sum:/
You can tell Dakota Johnson has just given up and accepted this is the trajectory of her career; horrible movies. I really hope she gets to act in a movie she ACTUALLY likes
Why did they try to make it look like found footage for a few seconds and then forget about it for the rest of the film? It coulda been so cool to just see her on like surveillance cams saving people
But if she keeps picking dry ass roles, she has no opportunity to give a good performance (especially since she looked so done/embarrassed with the film overall in the interviews). I think her agents keep giving her shit to work with/she's been typecast.
Sometimes i be thinking are these producers and writers even watching what they're tryna release like how do you look at this and go "omg the fans are gonna EAT THIS UPPP 💅💅" like bruh they didn't even try 💀
Dakota Johnson always gives dry line deliveries & stars in horrible films bc she's a nepo baby...she doesn't NEED to be good at acting, she doesn't need to try. But oh yea I forgot, she hates being called a nepo baby and thinks that has nothing to do with her career💀
They could've literally made the movie about the 3 Spider-Women and then the sequel could be them meeting Madame Web. The solution is right there. I don't know why Sony keeps doing this. If they can't use the Peter Parker Spider-Man, there is a HUGE number of other Spider-People they can use instead. People showed up for Miles, they'll show up for others.
The guy/antagonist repeating ‘those girls will destroy me’ or him talking about in someway he’ll be ‘destroyed’ was every two seconds he was on screen 😭
Even good actors can act GOOD in BAD MOVIES. I have seen plenty of actors do it it was just all bad actor pacing. Their dialogue was stiff and there's no comedic relief.
@@niraxlevi9930very true but lets take an example liek the summer i turned pretty the wroting is rlly ass but the acting is good so yes syndey can act but she should be able to act good even with an ass script thats is talented
The most unrealistic part of this movie for me was Sydney playing the role of a school-going girl, like that just doesn't fit after seeing her character in "The voyeurs" and "Anyways but You".
Hey girl! :) just letting yk, better help is actually a rly unethical platform to support! To sum it up, their therapists are not licensed or Backround checked :( they’re kinda a scam 😢. Anyway, love the video
For the people who does not know Sony wants to make their own cinematic universe and this is 4th movie and the films they made so far Venom (2018) Venom 2 (2021) Morbius (2022) Madam Web (2024) And the upcoming ones are Kraven the Hunter and Venom 3 coming later this year And el muerto was confirmed 2 months ago so no release date And they already released the trailer to Kraven the Hunter is coming out this August
My hug thing about the movie when I watched it was that it’s 2 hours long and by like an hour in it felt like NOTHING had been put in place properly for the ending. This movie was a thing
@@yummers9374they sell users’ data. They also were exposed for having unprofessional and incompetent therapists. There have been stories of therapists turning up to sessions drunk, skipping out on appointments without explanation or a refund, and simply giving vulnerable people dangerous advice.
@@yummers9374search but they have shady business practices, therapists are mostly bad and unqualified, and their seasons can be cancelled anytime by therapists with NO refund 💀
As much as i love your videos, do you have to take sponsorships from Better Help? Everyone and their mom knows how messed up that company is, im sure there are other companies willing to sponsor you.
what did better help do?? i’m genuinely asking, i always see comments about how youtubers shouldn’t sponsor it but im still confused on the allegations/confirmed actions 😭😭😭 any reply would be greatly appreciated!!
@@JaylaBryant-qb8krthey’re accused of not paying their therapists or limiting them by telling them that if they answer their clients past their work hours then they don’t get paid. overall terrible company
@@JaylaBryant-qb8krsupport Israel/made by a zionist who was in government, treats its therapists like shit, some clients leave the service traumatised etc
Anne Hathaway would've been cooler as Webb problems would've made it a lil funnier too. This could've been do much cooler as a movie mystery and having to solve it while learning her powers and the girls powers
The way I watched this in cinemas with my friends in the hopes that it wouldn't be as bad as people were saying...I was a clown🤡 Also I have to mention the best line in cinematic history: the best thing about the future is that it hasn't happened yet😭 they thought they ate.
now it makes sense why the cast hated this cuz lord
i’d be so embarrassed to be associated with this….
The fact that the cast hated it too?! Oml 🫣
The fact that Dakota was even more shook than us
even dakota johnson doesn't gaf about this movie so WHY WOULD WE
she begged us not to go watch this 😭
she ain’t getting paid for this😭
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I don't wanna be that guy, but her acting was mid and so monotonous. Who's she to act like this movie wasn't worth her talent or something 💀
@@NK-dt1kp Dww I think the majority of people agree with you
Yea so apparently that whole awkward scene with her talking to ben while eating lunch was them trying to say that uncle ben finally met aunt may. And that baby being born is Peter Parker 💀
Bye 😭✋🏾
wait i'm so confused so which spiderman did this follow ?
@@flyestgirl no idea 😭
LMAOOO not us saying “it’s giving doctor strange” at the same time! 😭
LMAO 😭
Same 😂
@@netflixpartyyI recommend a show called tearsmith to u it JUST came out on Netflix and it’s soooo cringy (in my opinion but It would be funny to see a reactionn ~heads up i might have to spam this so u can see sorry I’m advance~
That’s what I said too when the scene came up 🤣🤣
Them saying “las arañas” is probably the most cringiest thing ever. Cuz I just know they be using Spanish to sound mysterious 😭
Fr like it’s giving duolingo 😭
I don’t mind
If they weren’t talking about a tribe of spider powered people then I would’ve assumed it was a terrorist group
as a latina, 'Las aranas' was such a boring name. translate to 'the spiders' . no effort in it
right? they just kept saying "we have to find a spider that the spiders use because the spiders that the spider that the spiders have healing properties" thats literally how it sounded when you know spanish
THATS WHAT I WAS SAYING BRO
The writing team for this movie could come up with “To be or not to be…” but can William Shakespeare come up with “HE WAS IN THE AMAZON WITH MY MOTHER RESEARCHING SPIDERS JUST BEFORE SHE DIED…”?
LMAOOO
William Shakespeare would have trashed that shit from pure embarrassment
Even Dakota Johnson said that this line made no sense!!! And even said "What context?!" 😭😭😭 She knew 😭
I feel bad for that Sydney girl, the way she was so excited to be a “spider woman” before this movie was made. They did her dirty. What a trash movie.
I hope she will be in good movies in the future 😔
"That Sydney girl"? Ya don't know the power of THE Sydney Sweeney?
@@COSun25 no I didn’t know her or her name. Not everyone knows everyone, it’s a big world yk.
they werent being that serious brother chill@@Yi-Zhu.Lou.
@@COSun25THE Sydney , that disrespected Christianity ?
The sad part is Madame Web is a good comic book character, now she might never get shown on screen again because of this.
Jesus loves you ❤️
@@thandoxginindza Thanks
@@thandoxginindza who asked
it’s like what they did to she-hulk
@@jaxj968 this shit makes she-hulk look like citizen kane
Why does the villain look like a low budget walmart latino version of keanu reeves? 🤣
HELPPP 😭
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That really made me sigh and like scrunch my nose in an ew way
Bro shut up with your useless spamming 🤦🏼♀️
Half Keanu Reeves and half the older brother from iCarly
‘Madame Web’ is a fun concept and so slay. It needed a very good writing team to elevate it but hey, life is full of disappointments
The time traveling concept could’ve been sooo cool 😭
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we have many movies with similar concepts....
@@WitchMaster-vi4kp doesn't make it less fun
nah cuz why is this movie just a wannabe LONG ass miraculous ladybug episode 😭
“bye bye little butterfly” ahh ending
How dare you that’s offensive… to miraculous it’s way more entertaining than this movie
@@darksun2063true
Ladybug didn’t time travel as much as Bunnix, not nearly enough
The scream I just scrumpt
black cahracters dying TOO MUCH (purple hearts flashback)
"wHeRE's mY SPYDERH? TheY tOoK My SPYDERH~"
Girl help what is this voice acting 💀😭
THANK GOD I WASNT THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED THAT 😭😭
If think it's because of the french accent . Usually his a great actor 😢
I replayed that a few times because I was laughing so hard.
I don’t know why but when she saw why her mom went to the jungle I couldn’t 😭😭 “you did it for me” with like 0 emotion 😭😭
“you did it. i never knew i was sick. 😀” BYE 😭
Because Dakota Johnson is not a good actor that's why 😂
@@cynicalperson161 thank you finally someone who says it
Jesus loves you ❤️
@@thandoxginindza no thank you
“where is my spider 😐 they took my spiderr 😦”
That last montage with the voice over was giving the CW.
Blind Dakota Johnson in a wheelchair took me out. 😭😭
like its too much lmao was all that necessary?
@@Zedd... I mean the comic book character is in a wheelchair soooo yea? And I guess it ironic she is in a wheelchair because of how her mom wanted her to live a normal healthy life and she ends up blind and disabled. Not that it’s a bad thing.
@@daniellealexander3678 why is she in a wheelchair though? Did getting hit in the face break her spine?
@@nbucwa6621 I suppose getting hit that hard caused injury in her leg/spine. But I suppose they could’ve gave a better reason why she needed a wheelchair. Like in X-men first class, where magneto causes the bullet into Xavier’s spine.
@@Zedd...yes but it’s supposed to be gourmet camp, you’re supposed to laugh WITH Web, who is kind of like a serious version of Deadpool and thinks she’s a god. They didn’t go that far, clearly lol
bro i'm also so mad that Dakota Johnson never wore the beautiful black dress that Joe Ando made, like what? she could've at least posted some pictures or sum:/
OMGGG i forgot abt this!! yes they literally made that tiktok and she never wore it like???
@@netflixpartyy YEAAA AND IT WAS SO PRETTY TOO! must've taken hours of effort and for what? smh smh
im still waiting for the pictures! why have him make it if it’s not going to be worn?
The way she just is constantly leaving the teenagers by themselves ...:))
and then she’s surprised when they get into trouble like bffr….
You can tell Dakota Johnson has just given up and accepted this is the trajectory of her career; horrible movies. I really hope she gets to act in a movie she ACTUALLY likes
FR she’s actually a great actress! just always given horrible characters/writing
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Nepo baby’d herself straight into mediocre movies 😔
@@ambriaashley3383and with her nepo background I’m still surprised 😭
Tbf she isn’t a really good actress in general and hasn’t really done anything to improve so that she can get on better films sooo🤷🏻♀️😕🫤
4:40 bruh who filmed this, what are these randoms zooms this looks like The Office 💀💀
HELPP😭💀
This literally had me upset in the cinema within the first few minutes of the film! They were being so unserious please😭
i was JUST saying this and i scroll down to find this comment 😭 same time stamp nd everything
Why did they try to make it look like found footage for a few seconds and then forget about it for the rest of the film? It coulda been so cool to just see her on like surveillance cams saving people
As a film student, the zooms actually pissed me off 😂
"What in the miraculous ladybug lucky charm-😑" HONESTLY SAME💀😭😭
That caught me off guard. 😂
this was my sign to not go see this movie in the cinema 😭😭
the fact that this was a theater release and not straight to streaming is a crime 😭✋🏾
@@netflixpartyy they really thought think was gonna be big and epic 💀
It’s the way I DID see this in the cinema 😩 ✋
@@mermaidpilotsame😭
Salute to y’all 🫡
bro the delivery “tHey tOOk my sPiDer” when evil guy was dreaming has me ROLLING
I don't think our girl Dakota intentionally chooses dry-ass roles, but rather her acting skills are...
But if she keeps picking dry ass roles, she has no opportunity to give a good performance (especially since she looked so done/embarrassed with the film overall in the interviews). I think her agents keep giving her shit to work with/she's been typecast.
Sometimes i be thinking are these producers and writers even watching what they're tryna release like how do you look at this and go "omg the fans are gonna EAT THIS UPPP 💅💅" like bruh they didn't even try 💀
right like ain’t no way they watched this in the editing room and thought it was good to release?! 😭
The script is giving AI the way it’s so unnatural and robotic😭
It’s like they combined:
Twilight
Miraculous Lady Bug
Matt Murdock
Spider-Man
Journey
Life is Strange
All into one 🤦🏾♀️
Where do you see Twilight?
@@jareththegoblinking3191her awkward acting and smtg else idr…I’m not gonna watch this again to remember 😭😂
I think "this is giving fan-made" is the best way to describe this mess
Dakota Johnson always gives dry line deliveries & stars in horrible films bc she's a nepo baby...she doesn't NEED to be good at acting, she doesn't need to try. But oh yea I forgot, she hates being called a nepo baby and thinks that has nothing to do with her career💀
dakota's acting was so flat throughout the whole movie it was crazy 😭 the acting i general just wasn't good
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Her acting was so bad 😭 she’s not absolved of guilt for this flop
I really hate to be this person..
But her acting is so flat and dry. It’s hard to even tell if she’s ever been in a good movie 😬
I think that's a no. At this point, i am doubtful she can even act?
i dont think shes in any good movies 💀
The villain sounded like an English dubbing of a movie in another language
apparently its cos the actor is french
@leahdevilliers2887 that makes so much sense.
Ima be honest, this movie wasnt needed☠️🙏at all. They just milking at this point
They could've literally made the movie about the 3 Spider-Women and then the sequel could be them meeting Madame Web. The solution is right there. I don't know why Sony keeps doing this. If they can't use the Peter Parker Spider-Man, there is a HUGE number of other Spider-People they can use instead. People showed up for Miles, they'll show up for others.
18:37 at least ladybug gets the job done with entertainment😭😭
Also the way that the costume department gave up like please
The cut to her wearing those goofy ass glasses with the equally goofy ass dialouge sent me to a different PLANET
got released on valentine's day but nobody loved it
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OUTFIT SLAYEDDD ( and hair 🤧)
THANK YOUUU ☺️
THE ACTING GETTING ME WEAK HELPPP
the ending monologue was SO cringe omg.....
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This movie makes Purple Hearts look brilliant.
Right 😭
RIGHTT 😭😭 would rather rewatch purple hearts than sit on 10 min of this bs
@@sashab2488 like actually this had so many scenes that did not make sense 😭
I haven't watched it but this comment alone tells me how bad it is 😭
@@sashab2488 and i HATED purple hearts😭😭
"what in the miraculous ladybug lucky charm" KILLED ME
the acting in this movie…i literally cant it’s so bad😭😭
"You might have to grab some snacks, a blanket, your will to live"
this movie was just them trying to wring more life out of this universe and finding out it’s already been milked dry 😭💀
my friend and i were talking abt the new nick galatzine and anne hathaway and being like this is a NETFLIX PARTY TYPE OF MOVIE LMAOO
Go Dakota give us nothing!
GIRL THE TANJIRO T SHIRT W/ THE BRAIDS ATEEEE gotta look good while talkin about trash !!
Your braids look so gorgeous! 😭
The guy/antagonist repeating ‘those girls will destroy me’ or him talking about in someway he’ll be ‘destroyed’ was every two seconds he was on screen 😭
If you look at a flat line on an EKG, that would be what dakota’s line delivery looks like.
i was like "girl this is bad" and then i screamed "EMMA ROBERTS!?"
the way their talking is so weird too 😂
Even good actors can act GOOD in BAD MOVIES. I have seen plenty of actors do it it was just all bad actor pacing. Their dialogue was stiff and there's no comedic relief.
8:29 Lmao, you know it's bad when you have to pull out your phone to distract yourself😭😭
The camera work is booty cheeks💀💀💀
watch The Tearsmith I swear I cried in second hand embarrassment
It was really bad
My boyfriend has been saying this movie is so trash and he vented to me about it for 3 days😭
Sydney and Dakota need to be in an actually good movie together because they have the potential to EAT IT UP
I mean sydney can act ,her breakdown scene in euphoria alone proved the girl is versatile and can deliver it's the writing of this that's the issue 😂
@@niraxlevi9930very true but lets take an example liek the summer i turned pretty the wroting is rlly ass but the acting is good so yes syndey can act but she should be able to act good even with an ass script thats is talented
The most unrealistic part of this movie for me was Sydney playing the role of a school-going girl, like that just doesn't fit after seeing her character in "The voyeurs" and "Anyways but You".
"I can see you... standing up for what you believe." 💀💀💀 Goodbye. I'm out.
This movie feels like a random lifetime movie (dramatic wise) with crazy pop up scenes . Like why was I confused the entire time
Hey girl! :) just letting yk, better help is actually a rly unethical platform to support! To sum it up, their therapists are not licensed or Backround checked :( they’re kinda a scam 😢. Anyway, love the video
this
nvm I checked her other comments, she knows it’s a bad practice but she can’t back out bc it’s a long for contract thing
Please creatures stop endorsing better help how is everyone selectively forgetting how bad they are🙄 it’s 2024 guys let’s do better
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I don't think people are forgetting, the check is just worth it for some people, especially since it's well known that BetterHelp is trash help.
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16:30 - 🫤 that scene didn't move me either. We ain't gaging
For the people who does not know Sony wants to make their own cinematic universe and this is 4th movie and the films they made so far
Venom (2018)
Venom 2 (2021)
Morbius (2022)
Madam Web (2024)
And the upcoming ones are
Kraven the Hunter and Venom 3 coming later this year
And el muerto was confirmed 2 months ago so no release date
And they already released the trailer to Kraven the Hunter is coming out this August
@anavukas7205 they confirmed venom is coming out in October and Kraven got delayed to December
This movie seems like a literally wattpad fanfic 😭😭
My hug thing about the movie when I watched it was that it’s 2 hours long and by like an hour in it felt like NOTHING had been put in place properly for the ending. This movie was a thing
The beginning of this clip when you are reading Ms. Johnson is definitely giving Tiffany Pollard energy 😂😂😂😂 "She is nothing of the sort"
Ok but like she should watch The Tearsmith for the next watch party
“Where’s my spider? They took my spider👹” oh my god
I CANT BREATHE
Girl… they boutta come after you for Betterhelp, haven you heard?
whats wrong with betterhelp?
@@yummers9374they sell users’ data. They also were exposed for having unprofessional and incompetent therapists. There have been stories of therapists turning up to sessions drunk, skipping out on appointments without explanation or a refund, and simply giving vulnerable people dangerous advice.
@@yummers9374search but they have shady business practices, therapists are mostly bad and unqualified, and their seasons can be cancelled anytime by therapists with NO refund 💀
As much as i love your videos, do you have to take sponsorships from Better Help? Everyone and their mom knows how messed up that company is, im sure there are other companies willing to sponsor you.
That company pays for sponsorships more than they pay their therapists, so I'm assuming they pay really well.
what did better help do?? i’m genuinely asking, i always see comments about how youtubers shouldn’t sponsor it but im still confused on the allegations/confirmed actions 😭😭😭 any reply would be greatly appreciated!!
@@JaylaBryant-qb8krthey’re accused of not paying their therapists or limiting them by telling them that if they answer their clients past their work hours then they don’t get paid. overall terrible company
@@JaylaBryant-qb8kr there are vids on yt explaining why they are bad.
@@JaylaBryant-qb8krsupport Israel/made by a zionist who was in government, treats its therapists like shit, some clients leave the service traumatised etc
It was written by the same people that wrote MORBIUS!!!! THE SIGNS WERE THERE!!!
“what in the miraculous ladybug lucky charm” im sorry that got me 😭
WHY BETTER HELP
PLEASE STOP TAKING SPONSERSHIPS FROM BAD COMPANIES 😭
Is it just me, or is this giving morbius on every level?
first off, love your hair girl, i really didn't like this movie at all, you made rewatching it bearable.
thank you!!!
they way everyone acts with no emotion or passion.. there was not a single moving or nice scene
Anne Hathaway would've been cooler as Webb problems would've made it a lil funnier too. This could've been do much cooler as a movie mystery and having to solve it while learning her powers and the girls powers
16:21 Myasthenia gravis is an autoimmune disorder, not a genetic disorder!
The way I watched this in cinemas with my friends in the hopes that it wouldn't be as bad as people were saying...I was a clown🤡
Also I have to mention the best line in cinematic history: the best thing about the future is that it hasn't happened yet😭 they thought they ate.
your nails with the graphic tee is soo pretty- earth colors look amazing on you
The braids are pretty 😍 the style is actually cool
the tanjiro shirt HITSSS
Nah dont disrespect Miraculous Ladybug like that 😭 the way this movie is absolute TRAAASH
i mean Miraculous isn’t that much better lol the writing and pacing is bad in that show too.
The writing and pacing in both movies is trash. The animation falls flat in miraculous and the scenes look boring in this movie 😭
@@dolledwon nah I won't take this SLANDER against Miraculous. The movie had its issues, but it was FANTASTIC OK 😭
@@elainalindsey2048 I never watched the movie I was talking abt the show you can like the movie idc 😭
@@dolledwon ok well the show is terrible 😂 like I love it but my God it's awful XD
because when did she fly back though...
i didn’t watch this in the theaters but if i did i would’ve got up and left
Tobey Maguire is not impressed
"what in the miraculous ladybug lucky charm-" had me cackling 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Please not the spiderman at home💀
For the actors the movie should be madame web no way out
Girl Sydney deserves wayyy more than this 😭😭😭
The line delivery was not giving what they thought it gave.
wtf did I just watch😭😭
Thank goodness you uploaded this, because I was not about to sit through this movie
The title itself took me out😭😭
As a comic nerd, that movie had me in tears 😭🙏
I never had a problem with Dakotas acting in this movie, but the villains voice acting and the scriptwriting on the other hand….. so bad