Tim Minchin...Confessions -

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  • @duskmallow
    @duskmallow 3 года назад +443

    I was so relieved when he finally closed the bracket

    • @thecatadors911
      @thecatadors911 2 года назад +6

      🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂👍😂👍
      Under rated!

    • @nowymail
      @nowymail 2 года назад +4

      I would be happy if he relieved me too!

    • @sperk01
      @sperk01 2 года назад +1

      HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAahahahhahahaah

    • @coreyalan3675
      @coreyalan3675 2 года назад

      @@sperk01 they make lunesta for that.

    • @sperk01
      @sperk01 2 года назад

      @@coreyalan3675 oh i bet they do

  • @fifimsp
    @fifimsp 8 лет назад +460

    The first time I found this I sent it to my husband who was in the other room. I hear it start up and then I just hear him laughing so hard he couldn't breath!

    • @FoxDren
      @FoxDren 6 лет назад +26

      so you are saying you tried to murder your husband with a song?

    • @mejatrst
      @mejatrst 5 лет назад +11

      the question is why didn't you just go to him lol

    • @doxasticc
      @doxasticc 5 лет назад +5

      msging someone in a room right next to you still seems strange to me

    • @AnatoFIN
      @AnatoFIN 3 года назад +13

      @@mejatrst Sometimes experiencing something alone is more powerful and fun.

    • @thehillshavepiestoot
      @thehillshavepiestoot 3 года назад +2

      Sad how you cant talk to your husband face to face

  • @SJL225
    @SJL225 11 лет назад +107

    how he can address serious subjects and matters and move you almost to tears in one breath, whilst have you streaming tears of laughter in the next, back and forth in one song..is just beyond genius.

    • @turnipthrowingpeach_
      @turnipthrowingpeach_ 2 года назад +4

      For fucking reals! Lol I wish I had known about him 8 years ago. Like wtf, what a legend!

  • @daveyryuzaki4852
    @daveyryuzaki4852 10 лет назад +455

    Who gave Tim Minchin direct access to my mind?

    • @carrieb8519
      @carrieb8519 7 лет назад +1

      Davey Ryuzaki 😂😂😂

    • @EllaBananas
      @EllaBananas 6 лет назад +1

      Same tbh. Love me some tits

    • @contactkeithstack
      @contactkeithstack 5 лет назад

      Yes how did this man think the thoughts of all men everywhere. I tapped into a couple of minds with the song - I like money and sunshine.

    • @michaelreich9714
      @michaelreich9714 4 года назад

      You actually had to ask the question?
      Yo Mama...

    • @chrisjackson3980
      @chrisjackson3980 4 года назад +5

      We are really all just monkeys in shoes.

  • @VinCentiments
    @VinCentiments 8 лет назад +99

    If I was there, I'd clap at every verse because it is brilliant. :D

  • @gingerstorm101
    @gingerstorm101 9 лет назад +241

    I had tis song stuck in my head while I was at work one day, not the best song to sing while a cashier... or in any work place...

    • @gossamer999
      @gossamer999 9 лет назад +7

      +Kathryn “Gingerstorm101” Fay Same with Enormous Penis by Da Vinci's Notebook

    • @TheSoulOfMisterE
      @TheSoulOfMisterE 8 лет назад +5

      +Kathryn “Gingerstorm101” Fay I hear ya, but trust me, the Pope song is even less fitting for a sing along at work. :)

    • @thewastedbrains9610
      @thewastedbrains9610 4 года назад

      What about a dj at a gentlemen's club?

  • @Wozilla1
    @Wozilla1 3 года назад +18

    This is hysterical. I’m ashamed to say that I only just heard this for the first time. I nearly p1ssed myself laughing!

  • @RagnorakTres
    @RagnorakTres 14 лет назад +6

    Dear God but I adore this man's comedy. He's like...George Carlin mixed with Billy Joel crossed with Beetlejuice.

  • @LordBandit200
    @LordBandit200 9 лет назад +67

    truer words have never been said.

  • @000ashleemee000
    @000ashleemee000 14 лет назад +55

    3:17 - 3:29 is PERFECTION
    literally the best sounding piano playing I've ever heard! =o

    • @benwilcox1192
      @benwilcox1192 2 года назад +15

      wow, this comment was written before timestamp links in comments were added

  • @ZenGnomeMovies
    @ZenGnomeMovies 9 лет назад +25

    Love this song. Came here to watch it again 'cos the DVD version got edited by copyright - although Tim's overlaid rant on the same section is funny as well. :D

  • @sbeast64
    @sbeast64 14 лет назад +4

    The blend of great musicianship and humour is flawless and his timing is spot on. Great performance!

  • @heald111111111111111
    @heald111111111111111 12 лет назад +29

    Haha, I was thinking "It would be hilarious if he said closed bracket now".... yup. :)

  • @DanielRutter
    @DanielRutter 10 лет назад +21

    That last bit though.... WOW!

  • @TrevorCox1
    @TrevorCox1 4 года назад +9

    Heavy stuff... got me thinking about how one can be both altruistic and hedonistic, and whether those are in conflict at all.

    • @vickiespencer1844
      @vickiespencer1844 4 года назад +1

      I think you hit the nail on the head. We're multi faceted humans..

  • @zainab1990ful
    @zainab1990ful 13 лет назад

    well said....women need more freedom

  • @kellyjay48
    @kellyjay48 5 лет назад +6

    Finally the full version! I love tim's voice over but this is perfect.

  • @Peej247
    @Peej247 13 лет назад +4

    Had this in my head for three days now. So freaking brilliant.

  • @janmusil6233
    @janmusil6233 8 лет назад +46

    "For small creatures such as us, the vastness [of the universe] would be unbearable without love*." -Carl Sagan (*and boobs)

    • @MrGudtavosky
      @MrGudtavosky 4 года назад +4

      for a second I thought carl sagan and boobs said that

  • @keffrath
    @keffrath 11 лет назад

    I am a man and this vision of the world gets my stamp of approval!

  • @DeadPool-tu9nt
    @DeadPool-tu9nt 7 лет назад +4

    Being high as fuck with crippling anxiety of the world situations and so on cause we all die.. I have finally found enlightenment and can now move forward in having a happy and possibly long life of enjoying boobs, like this man.

  • @Charsept
    @Charsept 4 года назад

    I come back to listen to this every now and then just for how good it is

  • @this1is1anfield
    @this1is1anfield 13 лет назад

    i went to see tim 11 dec at newcastle, he is awesome, his show is awesome.....Tim Minchin is my god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @theemptyness8163
    @theemptyness8163 9 лет назад +8

    A true piece of art!

  • @markstruemind
    @markstruemind 13 лет назад +2

    Not sure if anyone got this but he closes with a song written by Dolly Parton but many know it covered by Whitney Houston.
    He's Brilliant!

  • @timmarshall2424
    @timmarshall2424 9 лет назад +122

    Tim Minchin: the only man who can go on stage and say "i really love boobs" in a high pitched voice and not be arrested. Whatta lad.

    • @fkjfkjfkjhfuiyu
      @fkjfkjfkjhfuiyu 6 лет назад +2

      not just boobs, other words like fuck, as well. And on most respected stages.

    • @renzecentinoiii7163
      @renzecentinoiii7163 5 лет назад +1

      Watch stephen lynch

    • @daraa151
      @daraa151 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah except Trump likes pussies and he like to grab them

    • @thefiresin
      @thefiresin 5 лет назад +3

      Nah. pretty much any dude can do that.

    • @rlosangeleskings
      @rlosangeleskings Год назад +1

      ​@@thefiresin well any high baritone or tenor could...😹😹😹

  • @aaronrushton1
    @aaronrushton1 13 лет назад +6

    "oh why'd they have , oh whyyyyy?"
    lol, i was in tears of laughter.

  • @elliot_soy_femboy
    @elliot_soy_femboy Год назад +4

    This guy should write more songs like that

  • @Skullls66
    @Skullls66 13 лет назад

    I just can´t stop watching this guy I think I´ll die from laughter by sometime this afternoon

  • @3XRated
    @3XRated 13 лет назад +1

    Tim, Tim, Tim! You're an absolute HERO! :)

  • @MrEveryonehasmyname
    @MrEveryonehasmyname 12 лет назад +2

    This song is simply amazing(possibly my favourite song ever *piano solo*)

  • @kierovnick
    @kierovnick 7 месяцев назад +1

    Oh my! The version without censoring Whitney! Awewsome!

  • @auto_math
    @auto_math 8 лет назад +56

    thanks for ruining lipstick for me Tim!

    • @eneyavorodecky
      @eneyavorodecky 5 лет назад +1

      Don't worry, that is not its goal. :) I mean, have you SEEN a labia? Nothing even remotely close. ;) ;)

  • @midnightmadness5307
    @midnightmadness5307 3 года назад +1

    Original and awesome!

  • @TZamBAL
    @TZamBAL 4 года назад +33

    Boobs aside, his points are pretty spot on, and this was 10 years ago

  • @pyromanic920
    @pyromanic920 13 лет назад +6

    OMG THIS GUYS IS SUCH A GOOD PIANO PLAYER!!!! He could get famous just doing that!

  • @Tobuscusisawsome78
    @Tobuscusisawsome78 11 лет назад

    This was the first Tim Minchin song I ever heard....I love it

  • @imjustsomeguy72
    @imjustsomeguy72 5 лет назад +17

    The mark of a good joke is when you can see 2:40 coming from 1:32 or earlier, you spend the next minute waiting, but you still laugh out loud when it happens anyway.

  • @Gewath
    @Gewath 12 лет назад

    For me, this song just reinforces an extremely depressive image of a world in which most people suffer, the environment is being screwed over and most people don't really care, though boobs are, like, everything.
    How does anyone find pleasure in this song?!

  • @crazydiamond0038
    @crazydiamond0038 10 лет назад +7

    FUCK, I love Tim Minchin!

  • @ohhdanielson
    @ohhdanielson 12 лет назад

    Can't get this song out my head!!

  • @spacep0d
    @spacep0d 10 лет назад +80

    I like drinking colostrum in the sun.

    • @SraTacoMal
      @SraTacoMal 4 года назад +2

      Who let this jaundiced newborn have a RUclips account?

    • @lh2738
      @lh2738 4 года назад

      *white wine

  • @minchinaddiction
    @minchinaddiction 12 лет назад

    y'all are a perfect example of "PEOPLE ARE FUNNY!" and he's a perfect example of the totally good and evil thoughts we all have. gotta love You, Tim.

  • @constantinepetrou9549
    @constantinepetrou9549 5 лет назад +1

    What words r there to describe the dude? Frikn brilliant!

  • @thegreatnorth9080
    @thegreatnorth9080 10 лет назад +91

    I love the feminist part

    • @RAFMnBgaming
      @RAFMnBgaming 6 лет назад +32

      I love the boobs part.

    • @ITZBerto
      @ITZBerto 4 года назад

      @@RAFMnBgaming yo dude same

  • @thumpaholden
    @thumpaholden 12 лет назад

    LOL he's so much fun. I saw him in Chicago about 6 months ago. I was grinning and laughing so much it hurt

  • @stealtime
    @stealtime 6 лет назад +6

    Like a comedic Elton John

  • @20MadeMoiselle
    @20MadeMoiselle 12 лет назад +2

    Haha, fuck. That piano part during the third verse is sick. This man is an absolute genius.

  • @akimmel6941
    @akimmel6941 7 месяцев назад +1

    YES!! Bless you! Copyright lawyers suck! (I believe that was the quote)

    • @akimmel6941
      @akimmel6941 7 месяцев назад +1

      I am even being so austentacious as to comment on, and like, my own comment, because...Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

  • @alejandrohilsdrano3865
    @alejandrohilsdrano3865 11 лет назад

    INCREIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @joelburgos69
    @joelburgos69 Год назад

    The comedic time of Minchin is flawless

  • @fsginsainity9327
    @fsginsainity9327 6 лет назад +4

    First time hearing the whole thing. Nice to see what had been copyrighted.

  • @hinotorihime
    @hinotorihime 13 лет назад

    Tim bared his soul to us:)

  • @MartinVeierOlsen
    @MartinVeierOlsen 11 лет назад

    This song made me more philanthropic.

  • @erichludendorff9183
    @erichludendorff9183 5 лет назад +3

    I LITTAERLY CRIED, HAVE MY BABIES

  • @Mattsretiring
    @Mattsretiring 4 года назад

    The lips of a happy Vijayjay may be the best lyrics of all time

  • @AvoirJoseph
    @AvoirJoseph 3 года назад

    I just really love them

  • @plzkillmeimemo
    @plzkillmeimemo 12 лет назад +1

    The fact that he Can't.read sheet music makes his playing even.better

  • @xtimrs
    @xtimrs 12 лет назад +1

    Awesome, I never saw the version without the song at the end cut out.

  • @shaunlangston1
    @shaunlangston1 13 лет назад

    best video yet

  • @qw27
    @qw27 11 лет назад

    my vocabulary grows with every song

  • @amay4203
    @amay4203 11 лет назад

    I LOVE THIS MAN.

  • @phenomanII
    @phenomanII 6 лет назад +13

    I think there's something very wrong with Tim's eyes at 2:11
    He might've become all-seeing at that moment...

  • @daveygg1971
    @daveygg1971 2 года назад +2

    We are just monkeys in shoes ✊️

  • @hawaii230506
    @hawaii230506 12 лет назад +1

    love the whitney houston tribute at the end lol

  • @Loribyn
    @Loribyn 6 лет назад +26

    I can understand that!
    Don't worry fellas, we girls lose our higher functioning at male anatomy too ... whether we admit it or not! ;)

    • @Thomas_Winters
      @Thomas_Winters 3 года назад

      Jesus Christ just today I got hot and bothered over a guy taking off his shirt and walking around in a wife-beater

  • @yashjv
    @yashjv 13 лет назад

    I was waiting for that close bracket.

  • @lovosazul
    @lovosazul 12 лет назад

    TIM IS A CHAMPIONNNNNNNnnnnn!

  • @MinecraftEggplant
    @MinecraftEggplant 11 лет назад +3

    ...
    roses are red
    violets are blue
    creepers are green
    WOULD YOU MARRY ME?

    • @FraternityOfShadows
      @FraternityOfShadows 5 лет назад +1

      Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      Creepers are green
      Fuck i like boobs tho

  • @iNomchu
    @iNomchu 11 лет назад

    It's funny 'cause this song could easily be used in regular conversation. The entire song. A conversation.

  • @binary_terror2
    @binary_terror2 12 лет назад

    This is true. I don't mean to deny that it happens at all. Feminists also try to remove the stigma of men reporting so they can get help.

  • @FractalFeline
    @FractalFeline 11 лет назад

    Oh wait, I just need to scroll down a bit for even more comments unsuitable for a comedy skit. Lovely.

  • @glitt3rfly
    @glitt3rfly 13 лет назад

    your a legend!
    my son is looking foward to Tim's tour in Australia!

  • @Jason918114
    @Jason918114 3 года назад

    2020 here!

  • @filll5571
    @filll5571 13 лет назад

    this guy is my hero

  • @Markenjiru
    @Markenjiru 6 лет назад +1

    Man, you have no idea how many little songs and rhymes I make about my girlfriends butt and boobs but in Tim Minchin I found my master.

  • @Truz8870
    @Truz8870 2 года назад

    Genius

  • @kikyo4815
    @kikyo4815 13 лет назад

    I am female, and I approve this message.

  • @Emlizanne
    @Emlizanne 10 лет назад

    Ah Tim. I love you, a bit. I'm Australian, I live in London, I have two baby girls…. Everything you say strikes a chord… literally and figuratively
    …!

  • @Jenai1987
    @Jenai1987 11 лет назад +3

    Its not rape if its roll play. "Hey, do you want to play rape?"
    "No!"
    "That's the spirit!"

  • @artvid-1915
    @artvid-1915 2 года назад

    Aside from everything, his rhyming is so good!

  • @rosepearljanis
    @rosepearljanis 13 лет назад

    @Mishyb00 far out-seems like a nice guy-what a talent-hope i get to see him someday

  • @ChavezMmg
    @ChavezMmg 13 лет назад

    There should be more tags in this. I loved this video and we certainly need more stuff like this nowadays...

  • @ForevaNewsh
    @ForevaNewsh 13 лет назад

    ''We're just fucking monkeys in shoes..''
    As much i love this song in it's comical sense, I somehow get the feeling, like in all of Tim's songs, that there's more to what he's saying - his lyrics are more than skin deep.. he's actually talking about the problems of feminism, poverty and environment and how we know of these, but somehow, even the good people, put it to the back of our minds..

  • @brattytoes
    @brattytoes 13 лет назад

    hes such a good singer!

  • @manzy1435
    @manzy1435 11 лет назад

    I just watched this guy in rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead. amazing actor as well as musician

  • @sbarbogiannox7435
    @sbarbogiannox7435 5 лет назад +1

    what a musician

  • @Brett_is_Veng
    @Brett_is_Veng 6 лет назад +1

    the man is a genius

  • @raphbecknight3702
    @raphbecknight3702 7 лет назад +1

    love that whitney houston twist at the end

  • @steviesuperstar
    @steviesuperstar 13 лет назад

    i like ! the guys got talent

  • @bjap1563
    @bjap1563 2 года назад +1

    0:00 Hmm! Seems like an ordinary remarks
    1:03 I see he is a man of culture as well 😆

  • @leximacd
    @leximacd 12 лет назад

    im a women and i couldnt stop laughing all the way through it!!

  • @tigerlili97
    @tigerlili97 11 лет назад

    I find it hilarious that next to a Tim Minchin video is an advertisement for a Christian dating website XD

  • @ObservableFiction
    @ObservableFiction 11 лет назад

    this is brilliant.

  • @9sccr9
    @9sccr9 13 лет назад

    please play this in NYC

  • @kailewis5452
    @kailewis5452 10 лет назад +1

    Hey! You got it! Way to go.

  • @fredisdeadization
    @fredisdeadization 12 лет назад

    it is called satire, his point is how superficial we are as individuals, how screwed our focuses are .

  • @MrJonathonww
    @MrJonathonww 6 лет назад +2

    God, the final bit killed me...

  • @chrisbaker91
    @chrisbaker91 13 лет назад +1

    @R3DC0R3 in an interview he said he wears the eye make-up because his hands are being used during the show so he relies on his face to show expression and add to the entertainment of the show like when he reacts to the audience it is more visible with the make-up.
    He doesnt wear shoes because he feels more comfortable not wearing them.
    Who are you to judge what makes him feel comfortable?
    He is a genius musician and comedian. It is who he is.

  • @daveygg1971
    @daveygg1971 2 года назад

    Awesome✊️